#incorrect brutasha

[brutashasblog]

Natasha giving Y/N and Laura a talk.

Natasha: Look, I’m second thought about my decision of you guys dating.

Y/N: Really, Mom.

Natasha: (smiles) Yes, you guys have my blessing.

Laura: I love you, Y/N.

Y/N: I love you too.

Laura & Y/N kiss.

Natasha: Aww, That’s cute. Now I’m going to calm down your father, Y/N.

[hurtspideyparker]

Natasha: Hey big guy ;)

Bruce: Sorry I get really nervous around beautiful women

Natasha: So you think I'm beautiful?

Bruce: Uhhhhh no?

Natasha:

Bruce: This is why I apologize before conversations

[westannatasharomanoff]

Bruce: Nat, may I have a few of your fries?

Natasha: Yes, of course.

Bruce: *takes fries*

Natasha: May I have a bite of your burger?

Bruce: Absolutely not. 

Tony: Some “perfect couple!” You won’t even let her try your food!

Natasha: A few fries is hardly equal to a bite of a burger.

Bruce: That’s not why. This burger has avocado on it. She’s allergic to avocado. Are you so jealous of our relationship that you want Natasha to die?

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Natasha: How is the most beautiful person in the world? Bruce: blushing I— Steve, butting into the conversation: Bucky is perfect, thanks for asking.

[broadwayfan92]

Natasha walking into the kitchen: “Bruce what are you doing?”

Bruce: “Making chocolate pudding.”

Natasha: “It’s 4:00 in the morning. Why are you making chocolate pudding?”

Bruce: “Because I’ve lost control of my life.”

[i-a-q]

Natasha: You know you can stop running, right?

Bruce: Maybe. But I don’t know how.

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Bruce: Nat, I just need you to stay calm okay?

Natasha: Yeah I'm just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me.

[ambient-screeching]

Natasha: My partner must be intelligent, graceful, must have mastery of the weapon arts-

Bruce: Hi my name is B- *trips over chair and falls on face*

Natasha:

Natasha: I want that one

[dinasaurconspiranoic]

Natasha: Bruce, look, we´re under a mistletoe.

Bruce: *Looks up* That´s not a mistletoe.

Bruce: *wakes up at 4am* SHE WAS FLIRTING WITH ME

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Bruce: I’m gonna need a human skull, but you can’t ask why. Nat: Only if you also don’t ask why. Nat: *produces four pristine human skulls from her bag* Bruce: … Bruce: *grabs one* This one will do.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[Y/N, after seeing Bruce and Natasha making out]

Y/N: So you two are…?

Bruce and Natasha: Yeah.

Natasha: Y/N, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts.

Y/N: I’m not going nuts. Do you see me going nuts?

Natasha: No, but you know what I mean.

Y/N: Hey… If you two are happy, then I’m happy for you. (Squeaky) I’m fine!

Bruce: Really?

Y/N: Absolutely. I’m fine! Totally fine. I don know why it’s coming out all loud and squeaky, ‘cause really, I’m fine. I’m not saying I wasn’t a little surprised to see you guys kissing. I mean, at first I was like… [screams] But now that I’ve had time to absorb it, I’m lovin’ this.

Natasha: Y/N…

Y/N: We should all have dinner. Yes, we’ll do it tomorrow night. I’ll cook!

Bruce: Don’t you think that will be a little weird?

Y/N: Weird? What? What’s weird? The only thing weird would be if someone didn’t like Mexican food because I’m making fajitas!

[brutashasblog]

Bruce & Natasha sees Y/N coming into the kitchen with no shirt on. They question him.

Bruce: Y/N, where your shirt?

Y/N: (nervously) in my room.

Natasha: What going on, sweetie? Are you hiding something?

Y/N: I-uhh

Rogue: Sugar, is breakfast ready- uhh hi Doc Banner and Ms. Romanoff.

Bruce: You dating Rogue?

Y/N: Well we find out that I’m immune to her power and then we start dating. Please don’t be mad.

Natasha: me and your dad are not mad, we just want to be careful.

Y/N: Thanks Mom and Dad.

[capswidw]

[Avengers: Endgame]

Bruce: Time travel!

Natasha: We're all gonna die.

[westannatasharomanoff]

Thor: Never question your wife's choices. Remember, you were one of them.

Bruce: That is exactly why I question her choices.

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Natasha: I want to kiss you. Bruce, not paying attention: What? Natasha: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

[broadwayfan92]

Natasha coming into the lab while waiting for Yelena

Bruce: "She's not here yet."

Natasha: sitting in a chair "Alright, you'll have to entertain me until she arrives. Okay, science boy dance."

Bruce: "Will you marry me?"

Natasha: (shocked) "What?"

Bruce: "Just... looking for something to shut you up." Goes back to work