#incorrect asdf

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Jack: *watching the newsies strike* That’s my boy!

*the bulls show up to break the strike and Crutchie is taken to the refuge*

Jack: No! My boy!

Crutchie: *being dragged away by the Delanceys* Father help!

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROXY: wanna dance ;,;3

JUNE: i don’t know how.

ROXY: neither do i ;;;;;3

[snappit-the-snek]

Mc: oh seven EEL!

Floyd: oh seven SHRIMPY!

*silence*

Mc: hey how you doing man?

Floyd: *happy eel squeak*

[talleryn]

Stadwatch: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP

Jesper: *raises hands* I’m bisexual

[chaos-vulpix]

Superstar Rockin' Jay: 🎶 Yeah, baby! I love you, baby! 🎶

Maya: Stay away from my baby!

Nya: But Mother, I love him

[akwrdsmol]

Kaeya: hey, wanna play catch the knife?

Childe: gets stabbed. Is bleeding. Is laughing about it. Falls over.

Kaeya: man this game sucks

[crazynerdandproud]

Dick: “Oh no, I spilled my milk!”

Jason, with an over dramatic gasp: “You’ve killed us all!”

Dick: “Noooo!”

Dick and Jason: *start gurgling as they pretend to drown*

Bruce, standing in the door of the kitchen: *visible confusion*

[yamislittleangel55]

Angel: (Watching Yuya duel) That’s my boy…

(Yuya goes into Beserk Mode)

Angel: No, my boy!

Yuya: Mother, help!

[thingsmysplattershotjrtoldme]

I love that this fit is essentially -

Charger - Ugh, are you ever gonna run out of Torpedoes?

Twist, dead serious with a bad accent - No. Because I work at the Torpedo Factory

Also applicable-

Rival Team Captain - Finally you've arriv- what the hell are you wearing?

Twist - IT'S MY ASS KICKING OUTFIT, BITCH!

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO NAKED SUN

Blake: Sweetie, don't look at the Sun!

Sun: (Streaking) HA HA! I'M NAKED~!

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Blink: Hey! You know who’s gay?

Mush: *shrugs*

Blink: *grabs Mush’s hand* Us.

Mush: 🥰

[a-pair-of-iris]

Una serie de viñetas de Iris con el prompt domestic life del día 2 que lo tiramos para el 3 :P

La convivencia tiene sus por menores, pero también los pequeños encantos y momentos cómicos, que hay que vivirlos para encontrarles la gracia.

(I: Me inspiró un chiste viejo de internet del que apenas me enteré, y el generador de incorrect quotes que encontré cuando mi cabeza estaba seca de ideas asdf)

[traveleroffarawayplaces]

Also Wild:

Wind *aggressive pulls out sword*: Oh no! Its Dink!

Wild: THROW THE CHEESE!

How to get Wild’s attention

Twi: your muscles are a lot like cheese-

Wild: someone say cheese?!

[talleryn]

Pekka Rollins: hey it says gullible on the ceiling

Jordie: *looks up to see it actually does*

Jordie: oh, so it d- ohhhhh, you stole my lungs

[m3m3lord]

The ASDF Movie (ATA Edition)

Hello, viewers! This post most likely won't be seen a whole lot due to me being new and all, but that's okay! I just felt like making this cuz it's fun! But anyway, if you know what Amanda the Adventurer is, and you know the ASDF movie, then you know what this is! But if you don't, that's okay, too. Just make sure to check them out for me, capiche?

I'm talking too much, so let's cut to the chase! Unfortunately, I can only show the script of ASDF because I'm terrible at drawing, but I'll tell you what: If you want, you can take this script and turn it into a real animatic/animation! Just make sure to credit me! Also, I've only picked the ones I believed would fit best for the characters, so sorry if a scene that you really enjoyed isn't mentioned. Along with that, some skits may be edited to better fit the game or its characters. Also, let me know if you want to see the following ASDF movies in this same edition, or if you would enjoy ATA-themed incorrect quotes!

With that being said, let us begin!

[Skit 1]

Meat man: Hello, parking meter!

Parking meter: Hello!

Meat man: [GASP!]

[PLEASE STAND BY]

[Skit 2]

Wooly: Hey, Amanda- [gets punched in the face by her] Aw! What the hell is wrong with you?!

Random Announcer: Level Up!

[PLEASE STAND BY]

[Skit 3]

[Amanda and Wooly have just finished baking a cake.]

Amanda: Mmm, this cake smells delicious! [takes out a knife]

Wooly: Amanda, I thought I warned you not to use knives by yourself!

Amanda: Don't you remember? No one's around, Wooly! Now let's enjoy our cake! [cuts into the cake]

The cake: AHHHH!!! Why would you do this?! I have a wife and family!

Amanda and Wooly: [in unison] NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The cake: Aah! The pain! It's unbearable!!

Wooly: [turns to Amanda] What have you done?!

Amanda: I don't know!

The cake: Aah!! Tell my children I love them!

Random cupcakes they baked: DADDY!!

Cake: Aagggghhhh! [cake falls off the table]

Amanda and Wooly: [in unison] NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Cupcakes: NOOOOOO!!!!!

*squelch*

[static]

[PLEASE STAND BY]

And that will be all! Sorry this was so short and I talked so much; I couldn't find enough skits that fit the game, but like I said, let me know if you want an ASDF movie 2 or random incorrect quotes! But until next time- Oh, wait! One more thing! Nobody's talking about this, so I'll do it! Go search up Amanda the Adventurer 2 on Google and watch the teaser that's just been released! I promise you will not be disappointed! Then, when you're done, spread the word however you can! I myself have been bothering @jakeneutron about it, but I have not gotten a reply yet, and anyway, I need minions! So get out there and tell everyone you know- Your mom, your dad, your bestie, your boyfriend/girlfriend, your siblings, your dog, your cat, your aunt, uncle, granny, that one random dude online you're friends with, the demon in the closet- everyone you know! But until next time, friends, let chaos reign!

[nedsseveredhead]

1, 9, 13, 14, 22 for hyzenthlay? or 4, 5, 15, 16 for luci?

Have Both!!

Hyzenthlay (art by @lavenderarts !)

What is their color palette? Depending on the timeline- pre shadow bringers its a lot of natural colors, greens and browns! Post shadowbringers is white, gold, and other neutrals!

9. If your OC were to imagine their idyllic life (realistically or otherwise) what would it be like? Adventuring with her husband and her friends with no more high stakes beyond maybe friendly competition. Being a healer during several end of the world events is exhausting!

13. Is your character bilingual or multilingual? Which language are they most comfortable in or prefer using? How did they come to learn them? Admittedly I'm not sure how final fantasy handles language. In theory, she is. She was raised by Sylphs, and they theoretically would have their own language. They at least have their own way of speaking, if not something entirely separate. She learned "common" later in life when brought to Gridania.

14. Do they have an accent? How do they or others think of it? Yes! Its very slight but its there. She also sometimes slips back into speaking the way Sylphs do, referring to herself as "this one" and so on! I think its such a slight difference that most people don't notice it. Aymeric thinks its cute though lmao

22. What is some advice or guidance they received that had a big impact on their lives or outlook? Was it a positive or negative impact? Being referred to as a Beast by multiple people is a through line of her character. She basically grew up 'feral,' to Gridanian standards. But she doesnt think she did. She grew up defending the sylphs from wood warders and others that encroached on their lands. Sometimes that meant fighting tooth and claw! She was given the moniker 'Beast of the Black Shroud' but she never seriously hurt anyone. She became a healer but to some the reputation still stuck... and eventually when fighting Zenos, his calling to her 'his beast' and so forth didn't help. EW spoilers for those playing but me and my friend changed the final duty, she doesnt kill Zenos. Her best friend, the companion shes closest to Miko does. And he tells her after everything she doesn't have to kill. That he'll carry that burden for her. And that meant everything to her.

Luci (Art by @caelanod !)

4. If your OC likes art, talk about which piece they would love best. I don't know if I'd really consider Luci a patron of the arts! He does however like to watch his husband build machinery but I think thats more so like... watching that man's arms. Art, you know?

5. What character from myth or fairytale best represents them? God I pondered this for like ten minutes I know theres gotta be something but I can't think of it right now,, If I think of one later I'll come back and edit asdf

15. What is a common misconception about your OC? (Alternatively, what do people assume about them which is either incorrect or misconstrued?) Many people in Ul'Dah think (or maybe thought, now) that Luci was cold, mean, unpersonable. He is a very private person, he doesn't like people touching him, and he has a mean resting face. But anyone who knows him knows hes fiercely loyal, open to his friends, very loving. You just have to approach him like a cat, you know? Respect his boundaries.

16. What trait do they find most attractive/appealing about others? Hmmm... Sincereity, I think. The one who really opened him up to making friends was Emoni Rhun (my friends WoL). And that happened because she was so sincerely... good. All that kindness and expecting nothing in return. He had been used and manipulated so much in his youth he'd forgotten people could be like that.

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