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this callout couldve been a block button

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i wish you could tell cats your food is poison. he seems to think the issue is i've forgotten that he is my kind and loving friend. the issue is Hospital

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"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!"

Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

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yes i know we're just going to 7/11 but i still gotta smoke. the thc molecule lets me see various kinds of psionic ghouls and snakemen thqt exist in the fifth dimension so really i'm doing it to keep you safe

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thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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honest togod i thought the white stripes members were related

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Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

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Rays picks have a fucking plane on them 😭

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i am always on some level thinking about aloe vera evening primrose

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No one talks about how hard it is when your mood is constantly switching between "Its okay, i don't care. i'm fine" and "I don't know how much more i can take."

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roommates getting top surgery and they put a tracking chip on him and now im getting updates like hes a pizza

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Do you have any tips for time management?

I usually don’t know what day it is