#literally these two 24/7

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Blink: Hey! You know who’s gay?

Mush: *shrugs*

Blink: *grabs Mush’s hand* Us.

Mush: 🥰

[star-streaks]

Fellas, he’s back on my mind like a mold. Do I scrape this bitch off?

[luccacaca]

Naruto and sasuke are soulmates in every way possible. Look at their attitudes, sasuke is cold and quiet while Naruto is warm and loud. Their colors. Narutos color is orange and sasukes color is blue and in the color wheel these are the exact opposites. Naruto was broadly hated and made fun of in his childhood while sasuke was popular and always praised. Naruto was bad at everything he did. Sasuke was good at everything he did. Naruto was always in trouble. Sasuke was never in trouble. No matter in what way you look at them, they are exact opposites and if thats not soulmateism then idk

[kyouka-supremacy]

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[muirmarie]

Me: I joke about writing the same McCoy centric story over and over again in different ways

Me: and like. I love doing it and imma keep doing it because it makes me happy.

Me: but also. I do sometimes wonder if it's like. A little Much.

Me: like maybe I should branch out or something

Me: [reads another fundamental and extremely insulting misread of McCoy's character by someone who is clearly making a Choice to cast McCoy as the villain, because they have to get him out of the way of spirk, because they're too???? idk immature??? to realize that even when you're in a relationship with one person, other ppl can and SHOULD still be important to you]

Me: lmao I hope I AM too much actually!!!! I hope it is 100% obnoxious how much I love that doctor!!!!! Time to write more versions of the same story of McCoy being forced to realize that he is loved and cared for!!!!!!

Me: I KNOW MY NICHE AND IMMA DIE IN THAT NICHE, THANKS

[nico-di-genova]

Alexander is perhaps one of the few male drivers who can understand the pressures of girlhood.

[milogoestogreendale]

“are you busy on february 14?” babe you mean national early 21st century romanticism day?

[sadquickchristmassnowman]

abed is better than me because I would NOT have been chill with the prospect of sloppy narcissistic season 1 jeff sharing my dorm room with me indefinitely

[steveharrington]

even the people most outspoken about workers rights clearly view workers in certain professions as less deserving of a work life balance. yes it’s frustrating that business hours are 9-5 and you typically have to take time off to go to the dentist or doctor or bank, but employees at those places deserve to go home at 5 too! it’s one thing to advocate for daytime and nighttime shift teams but as someone who works in a fast paced customer service administrative role with a LOT of people trying to get through to us, i constantly hear “well i emailed after 5 but i guess you guys were closed by then 🙄” like yes. we have to go home. we can’t work 24/7, even if it would be more convenient for you if we did. and you wouldn’t expect that of every profession so you shouldn’t expect it of ours. i have friends who are always encouraging work life balance but then when they need to visit the dmv or the bank or whatever and it’s open 9-5 they get visibly annoyed like….its still People who work at those places. yes people who do jobs that are urgent and important to your life, but people all the same. i swear like the same people who (rightfully) won’t work a minute past 5 PM would happily agree to have employees in certain professions working around the clock if they deem it the kind of service that they feel entitled to have constant 24/7 access to

[the-real-couchrat]

@biplet JUST RELEASED A NEW CHAPTER (OF PORTAL FANTASY)AND I DIDN’T NOTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT

(I don’t have an AO3 account so I’ll just put my thoughts here)

AAAUUUUGGGHHHH THAT WAS SOOOOO GOOD!!!

I DID NOT EXPECT FOR FORD TO BE DEAD. Uugghhh that’s so sad (but so good for angst) this comment said it perfectly:

I was expecting to have a scene similar to that one edgy comic from a few years ago (where Ford shoots Dipper dead on arrival bc he thinks he’s posses by bill) but this was AMAZING (also the comic was called You Missed or something Ike that. While I couldn’t find the original post on Tumblr, I found this comic dub on YouTube, and it credits a Tumblr blog called boomsheikas-art-blog )

Stan’s going to have a lot of explaining to do to Dipper (after he missed the whole Tale of Two Stans speech) and I wonder if we’re going to learn more about Mickey?

I don’t think Soos knows yet, how will he react? Will he just go to work one day and have everyone acting weirdly like grieving, and a random man in a magician costume claiming he’s been there for a month? Honestly he’d probably be totally normal about it.(as far as I know, I haven’t watched the show in a while)

Oooh he’s wearing gloves! YESSSSS I LOVE THE IDEA THAT HE HAS TO DRESS DIFFERENTLY TO HIDE HIS CHANGES

Also I really like how you literally gave him a voice in his head who refers to them as “us” rather than “me”, implying that they’re separate from his normal thoughts. Is it the demon-ness that he’s tried to repress until it manifested as a voice in his head? Either way it’s awesome.

Wendy seeing auras? Now THATS cool!! Uuggh I can imagine that reminding dipper of Willow (like in chapter 9) and making him sad again ☹️☹️ also a screenshot of the scene im talking abt bc I want to be able to find it again

(It also has another one of Dipper’s mind voice 🙂)

Ah yes, the good old deer scene:) this is from chapter 7 but I love it so much I just wanted to bring attention to it. Also I can’t remember what it was but I think it was implied that he did this multiple times? Anyway badass creepy possessed child goes hard.

I hope your husband is doing well, (and congrats on your marriage!!) also congratulations on your new job! Don’t let yourself feel pressured to work on this, take care of yourself and your loved ones! (Besides, quality is always better when the creator enjoys what they’re doing)

[jakeranda]

i’m re-reading the fifteen light novel…..

[lesbin]

i blind bought a pair of aviators because i was convinced they'd suit me

[martyrbat]

habeas corpus – detective comics #1086

(ID in alt!)

[duusheen]

Oh girls just wanna have fun 🎶

[kanerallels]

The Anti Vader Squad for the kick in the pants ask game? 👀

KRIFF I forgot this was in my inbox. Sorry about that, friend! I was working on another ask and accidentally wrote like two chapters of my Sabezra Aladdin Au. But I digress. Have a little snipppet!

Trilla looked a little like she wanted to argue, but nodded reluctantly. “Fair enough. So, we take another prisoner? Or another disguise?” “Disguise,” Bode said. “Because it’s gonna be me. And before you disagree, I know Imperial procedure better than anyone else here. Except maybe you.” “Fine,” Trilla said, her voice sharp. “You’ll make an excellent stormtrooper.” Letting out a sigh, Cal thought, This is gonna be a long mission.

[doggytail-duck]

Why is it that I can be reduced to tears at a few notes of the viola every single time Penelope's theme plays