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[jakeranda]

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

[jakeranda]

the pitch of someone’s voice is not an indicator of their gender, goodbye

[jakeranda]

Ok I’ll just start the x-men posting off with this one. Pretty much the first thing I drew upon realizing that they were spinning in my head and I was screwed

(Btw, I finally caved and made a bluesky account; my handle is m0rbs.bsky.social)

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Elderflower tea and orange blossom honey 🍯 🌼

[jakeranda]

Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

[jakeranda]

i started playing Disco Elysium and last night (the same day i started playing) i woke up to my stomach hurting so bad that in my delirium i thought it had to do with something from the game.

and looked it up…

i thought this was completely normal until waking up later after the pain was gone.

[jakeranda]

And after a while you just stop. You stop watering your plants. You stop watching netflix. You stop reading. You stop replying to your friends as fast as you used to. You stop buying yourself nice things. You stop putting an effort into how you look. You stop taking care of yourself like you used to. You stop sleeping. You stop eating healthy foods. You stop petting your dog. You stop socializing.

You stop with everything. You find yourself sitting in your room for hours on end, without doing a single thing. Days feel like years. And you think you can’t do it for much longer.

[jakeranda]

idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

[jakeranda]

guess i'll put this here too, even though its past the day in my timezone lol

[jakeranda]

mm guess who

[jakeranda]

i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

[jakeranda]

over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

[jakeranda]

✨🦄🐬🦖🌊 I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYY✨🦄💖💕🐟🐬

[jakeranda]

new game plan called shield yourself at all times and never let anyone in . this will have no repercussions

[jakeranda]

Did you guys know there's nothing inherently wrong with selfish thoughts and desires and there's no such thing as thought crimes or thought sins and a balanced amount of selfishness is healthy and adaptive for living things to have and it's fine to act selfishly as long as you don't harm others

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[jakeranda]

i wish every engineer a “try going around your building in a wheelchair”