#incorrect splatoon quotes

[pitakosplatoon]

Some incorrect splatoon quotes but as tweets

What Marina saw the next day

[briceterry]

Marie: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.

[splatoonpolls]

Big man: AY AY (I am running around inkopolis with a pack of wild lesbian! They’re going to chase after people with me and help them answer questions. Let’s go lesbians let’s go!)

Big Man: AY AY? (For 1000g, whose hotter, Pearl Houzuki or Callie Cuttlefish)

Spyke: uhhhh Callie

Big man: Ay (what do you think lesbians)

Marina: Pearl

Frye: Callie (she just dislikes Pearl)

Flow: Callie

Big Man: AY! (You’re correct! You get 1000g! Let’s go lesbians let’s go!)

[agents-shared-space]

Agent 8: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

[splat-inkrusted-blog]

(Pre-Splat3)

DJ Octavio: Over here, old friend! In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap.

Agent 3: You can't trap justice; it's an idea, A BELIEF!

DJ Octavio: Even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time.

Agent 3: Justice is a non-corrosive metal!

DJ Octavio: But metals can be melted by the heat of revange!

Agent 3: It's revenge and it's best served cold!

DJ Octavio: But it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil!

Agent 3: Well, I think your warranty is about to expire!

DJ Octavio: Maybe I got an extended warranty!

Agent 3: Warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for its intended purpose!

Marie: Girls, girls, you're both pretty, can we start the fight now?

~During Splat2n~

Octavio: Okay! Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter!

Four, having drank enough coffee to legally be an espresso machine: RAAAAAGH!

Octavio: Okay, That's not giving me a lot to work with!

~And the Present~

Octavio: *trying to figure out how he's losing*

Neo 3: *Has been eating the pieces with Smallfry*

Marie: ... How long until he realizes?

Callie: I don't think he will.

Four: Should we really just be letting this happen?

Cap 3: It's fine. At least this way he's not stealing the Zapfish, and it's arguably easier to keep an eye on him like this. If he doesn't feel trapped, he doesn't feel a need to escape.

[lordoftime01]

Frye: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test! Shiver: Ok, Frye, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918? Frye: 1917. Shiver: ...You're ready.

[thingsmysplattershotjrtoldme]

Commander Tartar - Human society was perfect and nothing is better than humans!

ORCA, who saw the remnants of humanity destroy themselves out of hubris because the majority of their ancestors nuked the planet to oblivion - No they were fucking NOT.

[spark-circuit]

Frye: *getting the team's orders for the buffet* So! What do ya' wanna eat?

Shiver: The souls of the innocent...~

Big Man: Ay! (A bagel!)

Shiver: Nooooo...

Big Man: Ay ay! (Two bagels!)

[crossoverquest]

Marie is explaining the mechanics of a turf war to Breaker, Miyuki, Honoka, Nagisa, and Kliff.*

Marie: Each color combination creates a large contrast, making it incredibly easy to judge what color squid you’re attacking.

Kliff: That’s racist.

Miyuki, Honoka and Nagisa, appalled: OH MY GOD!

[inkopolis-news-official]

to all of splatsville... happy holidays

[alish-artie]

The agents go to a theme park for a day.

[briceterry]

Pearl: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Callie: *crouches down*

Marie: *kneels down*

Marina: *sits on the floor*

Pearl: ...

Pearl: I hate all of you.

[splatoonpolls]

Frye: what is stopping us from going dressed up as ninjas in the middle of the night to steal some strawberries?

Big man: AY (there are more ninjas to protect the strawberries)

[agents-shared-space]

Agent 4: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

Neo 3: Okay.

*later*

Captain 3: Louis! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

Agent 4, whispering: Deny everything.

Neo 3, loudly: That isn't a chair.

[loz-the-noob]

this is what you see before you die

better quality version without the gif under the cut!

textbox generator by the awesome @/aviivix !

[lordoftime01]

Marie: Are you ever going to listen to me? Callie: Yes. Absolutely. Marie: When? Callie: When you're right