#splatoon incorrect quotes

[loz-the-noob]

this is what you see before you die

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[briceterry]

Marie: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.

[a-rand0m-bl0g]

Chell: Hey, just wondering if you got your photos printed.

Agent 8: Bogos binted?

Chell: What…?

Agent 8: *Speaking Octarian*

Chell: Photos printed?

Agent 8: What.

[splat-inkrusted-blog]

Eight: Good morning Quartz. how have you slept?

Four: Ugh ... I've been having the weird nightmares the past few weeks - I've been fighting you over and over. It's exhausting and has been ruining what little sleep I get.

Eight: ...

Four: It started back during Off the Hook's tour, when Marina wanted me to be a part of this project she was working on. Unfortunately Classes were picking up and I couldn't spare the time.

Eight: What are these Nightmares like?

Four: Well, it's a team of me and a few others ... You're wearing a white leotard in all of the dreams it's all a bit fuzzy and disconnected.

Eight: ... We are going to visit Marina and Pearl. I think I know the source of these bad dreams.

Four: Actually, I've got a lot of homework-

Eight: I will ensure they pay off your loans.

Four: ...

Four: So how soon can we get going?

[incorrect-quotes-for-everyone]

Order, for the sake of the whole world... I, AGENT 8, will strike you down!

-Eight during the Overlorder Phase 4 intro

[qtjaz]

Incorrect Cuttletavio quotes.

Craig: Why are you on the floor?

Octavio: I'm depressed.

Octavio: Also I was stabbed, can you get Ammoses, please...?

[frog-man-moments]

agent 8 to agent 4:

agent 8: wait so you're a redditor? and a discord mod? omg thats so hot

[ikatakoalt]

Four: So you’re together, right?

Three: Mm-hm.

Eight: Yep!

Four: But… if Inklings don’t have bones, then how do you… you know… *suggestive hand motions*

Three: …

[inkopolis-news-official]

to all of splatsville... happy holidays

[alish-artie]

The agents go to a theme park for a day.

[briceterry]

Pearl: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Callie: *crouches down*

Marie: *kneels down*

Marina: *sits on the floor*

Pearl: ...

Pearl: I hate all of you.

[a-rand0m-bl0g]

Stanley: I killed you, and you killed me.

Agent 8: Chell, why'd you kill that guy?

Chell: MOTHER FUCKA HE KILLED HIMSELF-

[splat-inkrusted-blog]

Captain 3 and Eight leave 3's quarters together.

Callie: Hey Cap! You've got your collar flipped up! Something exciting-

Cap 3: Callie, Excellent. I just needed to find someone who was available to go on patrol. especially someone with discerning eyes.

Callie: ... I haven't seen anything weird. You look perfectly normal.

Cap 3: Oh, well, Lucky you then. I suppose I'll simply find someone else.

[incorrect-quotes-for-everyone]

Inner Agent 3: You're weak. Agent 8: I'm you.

[gatoburr0]

[opal-owl-flight]

You can do that, right godslayer?