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There once was a wizard of grease

Who was slippery to say just the least

All spells would just slide

Off of his oily hide

But his hugs were too wet, like oof, yeesh

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Give Doctor Who the set of a middle school play again!

Dear BBC

It seems that you don't have any money, probably due to the Tories or something. Luckily I have a solution to this problem.

Putting CGI in Doctor Who is expensive but you know what isn't? Asking all your staff to bring in their recycling bins and buying lots of paint.

The Welsh quarries are calling BBC. Disney betrayed you, didn't they? You don't need to worry about them when you use an old shower curtain as a costume.

We don't mind. Our eyes bled when we saw a CGI judoon. We physically retched at some of the environments you placed Doctor Who in.

But we're still watching episodes from the 1970s, aren't we?

Give us cardboard, give us plasterboard, give us foam, give us plastic, give us natural light, give us piles of rubble, give us silver paint, give us props the actors can interact with

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Cannoli's first time at the lake

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The Muppets in The Color of Magic

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Sorry guys, I’m getting over a wizard hang over, no wizardposting from me today, I’ll just bring in the TV cart…

Ah damn it, it’s not supposed to be a science program, it’s supposed to be a magic program! Fucking hell! Whatever! Just imagine he’s wearing a wizard! Fuck!

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The Fabulous Baron Munchausen (1961) Directed by Karel Zeman

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Norman Parkinson, Tom Lehrer with skeleton in Camden, 1959.

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some of yall need to understand that "my body, my choice" also applies to:

addicts in active addiction with no intention of quitting

phys disabled people who deny medical treatment

neurodivergent people who deny psychiatric treatment (yes, including schizophrenic people and people with personality disorders)

trans people who want or don't want to medically transition (yes, including trans masc lesbians with top surgery and trans women without bottom surgery, yall are so weird to them wtf)

and if you can't understand that, then you don't get to use the phrase

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Somewhere in the world there is a person whose only exposure to monks is Pentiment, The Name of The Rose, and Cadfael. That person is convinced that being within a mile of a monastery is a chaotic death trap.

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Unwanted, abused, and neglected pet birds have forever home at The Perch Brewery in Chandler

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I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator

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Yep. I dealt with a serious illness that made me panic when I lost as little as a couple of ounces, while also being unable to eat properly… that was a process.

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So uh what's going on with all this censorship... we're cooked 🤪

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The first time I really had to focus on square footage was when I was researching to get Guinea pigs. (For the uninformed, it’s pretty widely agreed on that you need five square feet of cage per pig.) So the first time I was looking at apartments, I would see ‘1000 square feet,’ or whatever, and all I could think is ‘that’s a lot of Guinea pigs.’