#incorrect 7k quotes

[totallyaccurateavengersquotes]

TONY: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak. Like, 'look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I am losing.'

STEPHEN: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

[adventuretolkienlover]

Varian: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?

Eugene: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.

Lance: Something illegal.

Hugo: Accept my fate.

Cass: I would message ten people saying that if they didn’t forward the message to ten other people, I would die tomorrow.

Varian: What?

Hugo: That’s fricking awesome. Can I change my answer?

(Based on something we talked about @cassandrium360! Cass and Hugo would totally be besties.😁And in my mind, possibly agents of chaos. LOL!)

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Terezi: P14NOS JUST DONT DROP ON PPL L1K3 TH3Y US3D TO

Rose: It’s a very bourgeois style of accident to be honest. Most people can only afford to drop a Yamaha home keyboard on someone

[madokamagicaheritageposts]

Madoka Magica Heritage Post

if tumblr is so accepting then why is it that i, homura akemi,

[donotnomi]

Third and final chapter is up! The title "Out of the Closet" turns out to be more literal than you'd think. 😏

Also, meet Gale’s future co-pilot, De Marco, and dive into his POV! Expect a shed full of secrets, and yes, a love confession that made my heart swoon.

Buck was impenetrable, distant, almost cold, but his affection for Bucky was glaringly obvious. At least it was to Demarco, who was constantly teased when he responded to the other’s jabs about Major Egan’s obsession with Major Cleven by pointing out how mutual it was. Buck wasn’t an open book, but his affection for Bucky, in Benny’s eyes, was the cover image.

Thanks again to @sleepy-hyperfixations for letting me turn their delightful incorrect quote for letting me turn their delightful incorrect quote into an excuse for checks 7k words of Gale pining! It’s a lot of words for a lot of pining, but I can't resist my headcanon of Gale being so infatuated with John and so terrified of being understood by him that he can barely breathe.

I’ve got sooo many ideas for new Clegan fics swirling around in my head. I just need to find the time to sit down and write them out before they escape!

[randum-famdoms]

THERES A NEW CHAPTER OUT FOR MY P5 FIC!!!!

I have FINALLY finished it, after the long wait! I know it isn't a sunday and thus isn't my normal posting day (i say, as if i have ever managed to maintain my planned post schedule), but I wanted to get it out as soon as possible. It's a long one, at a little over 7k words, and I'm pretty happy with how it turned out :)

in other related news, I love omakes/incorrect quotes at the end of chapters in fics I read and have decided to go back and add some to each chapter. In case any of you are subscribed, you might see notifs saying I've updated over the next few days, so don't worry if there isn't a new chapter when you see those notifs, it's just me adding jokes lol

[roasted-rescues]

Woman Who Paid To Euth Dog Doesn't Share Full Story

Like seriously does this not sound fishy to anyone else?

The quick TL;DR;

O adopts dog from rescue

Dog gets sick; goes to ER and GP vet clinics

Is quoted up to $12k in diagnostics, which O said she would have found a way to pay

According to O, 3 Different vets say that with diagnostics, they may not find what's wrong, and if they do find what's wrong, there's a good chance they can't fix it

Owner takes some pills to see if it helps, it does not

Vets bring QOL into question and suggest euth

O waits a month before making a decision

Talks to rescue, rescue remains non-judgmental about euth but does urge O to euth at a place that allows her to be with her dog or to surrender animal back to them

O brings animal to the shelter to use low-cost euth program; pays $15 but can't be with animal for euth

The shelter has a clause in bold when signing papers that the animal is being surrendered, and they may not euth if their exam finds the animal adoptable

The shelter finds the animal is treatable, sends it back to the rescue where it receives $7k in diagnostics and treatment

Previous O finds out dog is alive, says she would pay the $7,000 cost to get Beau back

She no longer passes the rescue's adoption process as a result and is denied adoption

Owner 'wants answers' A few things I see people saying;

No place would force owners to not be with their animals for euth. Yes, some places would; IME, shelters offering low cost euth tend to do this (though not all). Likely due to liability insurance being different for places meant for employees vs places clients are allowed to be in. Why would the rescue suggest euthanasia? The wording the rescue used made it very clear they were taking a non-judgmental approach; 12k is nothing to scoff at and we don't assume most pet owners can drop that kind of money quickly. The issue the rescue seemed to have, was that the O elected to use a low-cost program that didn't allow the O to be present for euthanasia. But she PAID for EUTHANASIA! Technically, she paid to surrender the animal according to documents signed. She requested euthanasia, but that request may be denied according to the fine bold print here

Something else really rubs me the wrong way. She was quoted up to 12k, and sounds like it would have been hard to meet but she was willing to work for it. Now she's willing to drop 7k to adopt the dog back. Money isn't stated as the issue here, it seems it was the poor prognosis and potential pain.

But, she didn't elect euthanasia quickly. She waited a whole month! Why not, during that time, do some diagnostics if money isn't an issue and obviously time isn't an issue? It just

Don't get me wrong, I 100% understand euth for an animal that would cost 12k to keep alive. I understand euth for an animal that will suddenly cost 7k to keep alive. Hell even half that. I don't even care that she is using a program meant for the underprivileged to get a procedure done at low cost. What bristles my back is that she's now slamming this rescue and shelter and dropping their name, whom need positive public opinion to keep their shit running to continue saving animals. She's smearing the vet med industry, for 3 vets all giving her the 'incorrect' prognosis and suggesting euthanasia too soon, but she won't name them. I wonder if it's because they have more information to add that she doesn't want shared. The vet also doesn't have her dog, so there's no reason to put them on blast.

I can't imagine the difficult decision some owners go through with just surrendering their animals, let alone electing to euthanize through programs that can't have owners present. And then later finding their dog available for adoption. It must be very traumatic. But, I can't say there's many 'questions' here that haven't been answered, and I can't help but feel this big stink is more of a way to twist the rescue's arm to give her her dog back.

[ac4rus]

Hugo: What did you say?

Varian: I said nothing.

Hugo: Say it.

Varian: If you wish, sweetheart—I’d do anything for you just to see that face of yours all flustered up…

Hugo: *gay panic*

[incorrect-fandom-quotes]

Zemo: there is only one thing worse than taking the serum

Zemo: * tears off paper above taking the serum so now the board says "Walker taking the serum" *

Bucky: Walker

Zemo: yes

[your-royal-momoness]

Sokka, peeling a banana: may I take your jacket sir lol

Zuko: do you think other people can’t hear you?

[adventuretolkienlover]

Varian: They say revenge is best served cold. And that it's sweet. So revenge is basically ice cream.

Hugo: ... Varian? What are you up to?

Varian: ... I'm going out for ice cream.

Hugo: Goggles, NO.

Varian: You want some ice cream too?

Hugo: ... Sure.

*Two hours later*

Cass: Why are you both carrying boxes of toilet paper and eggs?

Hugo: We're getting ice cream.

Varian (Loads Toilet Paper Launcher): Yep. Ice cream.

Cass: Can I get in on this? I like ice cream.😈

*Another two hours later*

Eugene: Okay. Please tell me. Why did you toilet paper and egg Doctor St Croix house?

Cass, Hugo, Varian (Matter of factly): Ice cream.

Eugene (Sarcastically): Of course! That answers everything!

[madneurologist]

"When life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and charge double the price."

-Hugo, probably

[blockoframen]

Naruto: So... You sure are spending a lot of time with Sakura lately

Sasuke: Naruto, it's not what you think, I swear!

Naruto: Oh, really? So no reason for me to get jealous?

Sasuke: No, you're the only one for me!

Naruto: Is that so?

Sasuke: I promise! Sakura and I are just dating, okay? She's my girlfriend

Naruto: So there are no best-friend-feelings involved?

Sasuke: You are still my one and only best friend! She's just the love of my life, nothing more!

Naruto: But I'm still your best platonic buddy, right?

Sasuke: Of course!

Sakura: ... What did I just witness?

[irondad-on-crack]

Peter has a bad habit of just straight up forgetting to drink water, and it drives Tony nuts.

Peter: *chugs his sixth Pepsi in two days*

Tony: You need water, Peter. Water. You know what they say. Hydrate or die-drate.

Peter, downing some more Pepsi like it’s a shot: Die-drate it is!

[dear-alex-chill]

More 7KRP as randomness!!

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ZT: hey-

Donella: No.

ZT: hey-

Andrew: no.

ZT: hey

Varian: No

ZT: hey..

Cass: begone demon

ZT: hey-

Hugo: the door's over there

ZT: hey!

Vex: Bye!

ZT: hey.

Raps and Eugene: AAAAAAAUUGGHHHGHG LEEEEAAAVVVEEE!!!

ZT: hey-

Donella: you've already bothered me once, why are you here again?

ZT: I'm bored and you always fight with me.

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Sundrop: I'm a sweet little child who brings smiles to people!

Moonstone: I crave death and destruction amongst the corrupted cities surrounding my existence.

Sundrop: ...

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Villain Bros

Varian: Sup

Hugo: Screw you.

Varian: Well then, I just stopped by to say screw you too!

Hugo: WELL THEN LEAVE!!

Varian: MAYBE I WILL!!

Hugo: GOOD BYE!

-5 minutes later-

Varian: *sobbing* ..bro

Hugo: *crying* bro...

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Arianna: I'm a mom to all! But especially Rapunzel

Ulla: ...I was a mom once...

Donella: why would you ever be a mom?

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The Characters: *being happy and vibing*

Anons and Admins: *grabs the angst knife*

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Andrew: Am I evil? Yes. Am I voted most Eligible Bachelor by Criminals and Thugs Weekly™? Also Yes.

[darcylizzy]

Bingley: Look there's one of Jane's sisters, isn't she pretty too?

Darcy: