incorrect-fandom-quotes
incorrect-fandom-quotes
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incorrect-fandom-quotes · 3 years ago
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Torres, about Yelena: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Bucky: Are we stealing them?
Sam: New or used?
Torres: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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incorrect-fandom-quotes · 3 years ago
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Sam: Bucky, I'm sad.
Bucky: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Yelena: Torres, I'm sad.
Torres, nodding: mood.
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incorrect-fandom-quotes · 3 years ago
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Sam: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Bucky: Not if they consent to it.
Yelena: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Torres: YES?!?
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incorrect-fandom-quotes · 3 years ago
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Sam: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Bucky: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Torres: I got distracted about halfway through.
Yelena: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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incorrect-fandom-quotes · 3 years ago
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Sam: what defines home for you?
Bucky: home is where you are
Yelena: home is where family is
Torres: home is where I can take a nap on my bedroom floor without being judged
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incorrect-fandom-quotes · 4 years ago
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Bucky, texting: sam I need your help
Sam: wait gimme 10 minutes i cant find my phone
Bucky: oh okay take your time
*5 minutes later*
Bucky: I hate you
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incorrect-fandom-quotes · 4 years ago
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Natasha: whats your street name?
Sam: Lil Wilson
Natasha: you live on a street called Lil Wilson!?
Sam: oh you mean my address
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incorrect-fandom-quotes · 4 years ago
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Sarah: so do you want sweet popcorn or salty popcorn?
Bucky, staring at sam: i want it like him
Sarah: we don't have ugly popcorn
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incorrect-fandom-quotes · 4 years ago
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Mobius: loki thinks I'm adorable because I think I can manipulate him
Mobius: Loki thinks I'm ✨ adorable ✨
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incorrect-fandom-quotes · 4 years ago
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Torres: whats nostalgia?
Sam: when you miss something really old
*later*
Bucky: hey guys I'm home
Sam: aww, I missed you
Torres, whispering: nostalgia
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incorrect-fandom-quotes · 4 years ago
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Mobius: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Loki, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Casey:
Casey: wont it be fsh?
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incorrect-fandom-quotes · 4 years ago
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Loki: I put the "bitch" in "bi"
Sylvie: don't you mean-
Mobius: no no, I want to see how long it takes him to get it
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incorrect-fandom-quotes · 4 years ago
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Loki: I put the "bi" in bitch
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incorrect-fandom-quotes · 4 years ago
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Loki: biro ace? No no no, you misheard me. I said pyro ace
Loki: *sets everything on fire*
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incorrect-fandom-quotes · 4 years ago
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Loki: bisexual? No no no, you misheard me. I said bihexual.
Loki: *curses you*
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incorrect-fandom-quotes · 4 years ago
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Bucky: be the bigger person!
Pre-serum Steve: how!??
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incorrect-fandom-quotes · 4 years ago
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Sam: what, according to you, is the height of stupidity?
Natasha: Bucky how tall are you
Bucky: 6'1
Natasha: 6'1
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