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TONY: Stephen and I--

PETER: Are getting married?

STEPHEN: No, we--

HARLEY, PULLING OUT A GIANT BINDER: Sit down. We've planned out the entire thing.

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TONY: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak. Like, 'look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I am losing.'

STEPHEN: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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At this point I'm pretty sure my anxiety has anxiety

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MJ: I don’t like him

MJ: I don’t like him

MJ: I don’t like him

MJ: I don’t like him

PETER: Hi :)

MJ: sweet jesus why are you perfect

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CASHIER:  Sign?

WANDA: Libra

CASHIER: I meant I need your signature

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STEVE: How did you get 105% on your final?

PETER: Oh, my teacher gives us extra credit if we follow her on Instagram.

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CASHIER: How are you today?

TONY: Okay.

CASHIER: Life isn’t supposed to be lived ‘just okay.’

TONY: Look, I just came here for some coconut water not a fucking life coach.

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THOR, WAVING AT A PIGEON: Bye street chicken!

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STEVE: I think we should go to couples therapy

TONY: I’d rather get in a fist fight in a Walmart

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Me waiting for the Endgame re-release with foolish hope in my heart even though I'm 100% sure they aren't going to change that one thing

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I have a post sitting in my drafts about how Steve and Stephen sometimes get confused when people call their names, especially when someone calls Steve "Steven" and I don't remember when I thought of it but now I can't stop thinking about it. Might just be me but for some reason I think it's hilarious.

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BUCKY: Knock knock

SAM: Fuck off

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Okay this isn't an Avengers quote but words cannot describe how much I adore Crowley from Good Omens I'm only two episodes in and I love the show so much

Update: This has to be THE GAYEST show I've ever seen and I'm living for it

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MORGAN: Can I have some of your candy?

PEPPER: I got this for Mother’s Day

MORGAN: You’re only a mom because of me

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TONY: You ever just want to take a nap but the nap doesn’t want to take you

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a lil update

I know I’ve been dead for like months at this point (actually like a month lmao I just checked but it feels like longer). I’m sorry, it’s been really hectic for me lately but now that I’ve finally graduated high school I should start posting more regularly again. Though it may not be for a little bit because today we had to rehome my dog and I’m just not feeling really happy lately. 

Thank you all for 3,000+ followers, and I promise I’ll try to be more active in the future :)

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[ENDGAME SPOILER]

The Avengers at Tony’s funeral

RHODEY: Could I have a moment alone with him?

AVENGERS: Of course. [They leave]

RHODEY, LEANING OVER TONY’S COFFIN: Okay listen I know you’re not dead.

TONY: Yeah no shit