#varian and the seven kingdoms headcanon

[mexicanvarianz]

Mexican varian is real(just a hc!!)

heres the gang! :3

(More re-uploads of my vat7k art :D)

[nerdasstheatrekid]

Drops the silliest gay people

[pansy-picnics]

when varian and hugo get bored they play wrestle like cats

[keithbutgay]

Headcanon that once Hugo got a bunch of period products to give to Nuru for the journey to be supportive but he didn't know Nuru's trans. So he holds out the pads and Nuru looks and them and slowly opens her mouth but before she can say anything Varian swoops by and just yoinks the pads like "THANKS I NEEDED THESE"

[avo-gal]

Random vat7k/tts headcanons

○Hugo and Varian babysit for Rapunzel. (They're surprisingly good at it)

○Hugo and Varian went through a big breakup at some point they were both such a mess and got back together within a week.

○Cass visits on Christmas every year.

○On Christmas, they all have the biggest parties ever.

○At some point after Vat7k Quirin was in a house fire and lost a leg. (Idk why, but it just fits)

○Yong and Hugo have a family like bond. (Everone dose but these two especially)

○At the start of Vat7k, Nuru and Hugo would bicker and argue a lot, but by the end of it, they become besties.

○Nuru and Hugo would do a bunch of "girly" things together, like painting their nails, doing eachothers hair that kinda stuff.

I'm delusional and still think this show will happen.

(I'll post something different soon, I swear!)

[lollygaggingloser]

Team "I fell asleep in my day clothes again": Varian and Yong

Team "My head doesn't hit the pillow until i finish my 1 hour everything shower, extensive skin care routine, and I'm in my matching PJs": Hugo and Nuru

[cartoon-juicebox]

VAT7K HEADCANNONS!!

Boyflux or genderfluid Hugo!!

Hugo only feels comfortable cross dressing in public after the trials.

Rapunzel and nuru help him dress and Varian, Eugene, Lance will either verbally or physically attack people who have a problem with it.

(Yong would also threaten to explode them)

Donella and Cyrus would be supportive but wouldn’t know how to express it to Hugo. Donella would but Hugo a dress but then give it to him with the most blank expression.

Rapunzel would definitely offer to help Hugo with his hair!!

Trans Varian

When he came out to his dad, Quirin would try to be supportive but would be confused. He’d help Varian transition!!

Hugo’s new clothes for cross dressing are also Varian’s old clothes from before his transition.

[glitchedvaporeon]

Hugo and Varian treat ruddiger like their child, and no one can convince me otherwise

[adriiiiiii19]

Hugo suddenly yelling/talking in german Princess Bubblegum style.

Goodnight

[planetary-gus]

Explosions are Loud. Who Knew?

Fandom: Varian and the Seven Kingdoms

Full version on Ao3: here

Prompt: Ears Ringing

Varian definitely knows how to exercise proper lab safety.

He's 20 years old. He's been doing this for well over 15 years now.

This has been his special interest since he was old enough to like anything.

He has the gloves. Which he makes and tested himself to work almost 100% percent of the time and be very difficult to get through with any nicks from tools or melt with accidental spills.

He has goggles which have lasted him well over a decade at this point. He just has to make new lenses every once in a while, if he accidentally cracks one. Or both. They were only last replaced because his dad got him new goggles for his 9th birthday because he was trying to be supportive on his son's hobby but also wanted him to be safe.

And he's careful. Most of the time. Like 85% of it.

And of course, his infamous spooky mask that he made when he was 7 at Quirin's insistence and that's the only way he was allowed to get some of the mor dangerous things he wanted to experiment with.

But he never wears earplugs. Or any form of ear protection for that matter.

Why, you may ask?

Because, in his words, "I don't like the feeling of stuff in or covering my ears."

So sensory issues.

And his hands over his ears in a split-second notice hardly works as protection.

So he's dealt with tinnitus for nearly 12 years at this point.

He was used to it. He learned sign language with Quirin (who still struggles with it sometimes but is just trying his best) in his early teenage years to communicate when it would sometimes get too loud to hear people talk. But it does come in handy when he's too overwhelmed to talk.

And that brings us to now. Varian, "carefully" conducting an experiment while Hugo left the room for 5 minutes to get them some snacks. (At Ruddiger's behest obviously)

"Okay Ruddiger, 3 drops should be enough..." Varian said to the raccoon, holding the eyedropper of orange liquid over the blue beaker they were heating over a Bunsen burner.

He carefully squeezed 1, 2, 3 drops into the beaker, and watched and the liquid swirled around and turned magenta instead of the muddy brown they were expecting.

The chubby little raccoon quickly darted to a little nook created in a bookcase by chewing it out, and hid there.

"Well that can't be go-" Varian started before the combustion of the beaker sent him into the wall behind him.

Note: I love the headcanon of deaf/HoH/tinnitus Varian so much and I toned down my original headcanon because it doesn't make sense to anyone outside of me and my girlfriend (and our cats who've heard it a million times)

But yeah.

This was me satisfying that little part of my brain at 3 in the morning

[nightowl1556]

VARIGO HEADCANON

Varian randomly takes out a fiddle out of nowhere and starts playing it every time he wants to fight Hugo.

[silas-arlo]

headcanon abt what varians grief looks like after the amber incident

varians goes through sooo much grief the first couple days after the amber incident until he ends up so gen srsly shoving it down. heres how fast his mood changes

varian: sobbing until he cant breathe

also varian: (hasnt blinked or moved in 2 hours) if i put my ear up to the amber i can hear his heart beat.

varian again: *monotone and numb* here are the plans for the funeral and how im going to use the money left and what ill tell the towns people

varian too: punches the wall and throws several glass beakers on the floor (he doesnt ever end up cleaning it he just walks over it. out of spite. a testament to his teenage rebellion)

this all cycles thru abt 50 times a day btw

[nerdasstheatrekid]

Hugo's nicknames for the members of team radical

Varian - goggles, freckles, hair-stripe, the blue one, Mr I know it all, smart guy, vee

Yong - boom boy, professor boom boom, short stacks, the red one,

Nuru - Princess, sparkles, Starlight, Mrs unicorns n rainbows

Ruddiger - circle eyes, the dog

Olivia - Livy, Livia, rat

Varian's nicknames for the members of team radical

Hugo - pretty boy, Thief, glasses, Blondie, rat guy

Yong - lil rascal (not much cuz he usually just calls him Yong)

Nuru - Princess (accidentally calls her that even tho she says not too, Hugo on the other hand, does it on purpose) , your highness

Nuru nicknames for the members of team radical

Hugo - tough guy, the bad but sad boy with a tragic backstory, twink/j

Varian - Man, My guy, Vee, Var

Yong - lil guy, buster

Yong usually just calls them by their names

[pansy-picnics]

i think olivia is very smart but i also think she’s like a bratty toddler. she demands hugo’s constant attention and actively needs to be stimulated at all times or she starts destroying shit. like i think she’s so used to helping hugo with thieving jobs that once they move into the castle hugo has to constantly give her useless little tasks to do or she starts shredding up important documents or something

[keithbutgay]

The idea of Hugo finding out about Varian's past is so funny to me because can you imagine

Varian: How could you take that bread?! We could have bought the food, it wasn't that expensive!

Hugo: How could you try to kill the princess?! You could have talked to her, it wasn't that hard!

Varian: ...Touché

[avo-gal]

MORE VARIGO BRAIN ROT

I'm too lazy rn but can someone please draw varian throwing hugo into a lake?

Cause I just think that would be so fucking funny dude.

Varian holding hugo in his arms.

Rapunzel: .. why are you holding hugo?

Varian (sarcastically): he said "his foot hurt"

Hugo: *overdramatic scoff* it dose!

Varian: yea right you wanted to be carried.

Hugo: and it worked.

Varian: I hate you.

Hugo: naaah you love me.

Varian throws Hugo into the lake.

Rapunzel: VARIAN!

Varian: what?

Hugo crawling out of the lake: I hate you.

Varian: nah you love me.

(Soz for all the varigo stuff I'm obsessed)