#in shadow of absurd

[champvictor]

I don't know, just live with it...

[shaadowmilkcookie]

press F to inspect weapon

[malaquill]

hi.

[harpuiaa]

(person that has never seen saw but has read yugioh voice) yeah? so he traps people in evil puzzle rooms? sounds a lot like a guy i know

[danishphoner]

when you approach your bandmate for a normal blokey forehead touch during the in my room outro but instead he has the audacity of lowering his head strategically exposing the entirety of his neck (and nape) and you give in to the temptation of burying and rubbing your whole face on it for a few good seconds and after that he lifts his face and intentionally rubs his nose and lips on yours in response. what the hell was that

[cottoncandysprite]

In case you were wondering how wwditstwt is doing post episode 6, I jokingly theorized last night that they might be setting up a nandermo biological father/son reveal and everyone took it Dead Seriously, causing a catastrophic mass hysteria. Non-fans who think the father/son allegations are canon are calling it a worse queerbait than johnlock. A few IWTV fans are once again dunking on us and making thinkpieces about how bad we were played. Guidor is either the worst, most homophobic/misogynistic writing decision of all time or a masterful gambit in service of nandermo. And everyone is collectively having nandermo dreams. All in the last 24 hours.

This is both the most over and the most back we have ever been and I can't tell if I love it or want to walk into the sea

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

so i just saw this on my feed and

hold on, let me just

there we go. that’s more accurate and i mean,,, she has a point.

[fernsnailz]

Wait, so Shadow was made to be a hedgehog because Gerald saw a hedgehog save the world? That's FASCINATING!!!!!! I'm sorry but the IMPLICATIONS????? Like this prophecy could have been about Sonic but he wasn't around 50 years ago so he just????? MADE A HEDGEHOG??????????? SPECIFICALLY TO TRY AND FULFILL A PROPHECY??????????????????? Insane. Nobody is doing it like him.

perhaps! i should clarify that this bit of lore is actually just a theory - a GAME THEOR--(gets shot)

it's called the hidden palace mural theory, the basics of which state that gerald robotnik was inspired by a mural found in sonic 3's hidden palace zone when creating shadow. the full mural looks like this, actually depicting super sonic defeating sonic 3's final boss (called Big Arm i think lol):

there really isn't much to support this theory other than the fact that we know gerald explored angel island (learned in sonic battle i think) and the mural likely depicts sonic's super form (which shadow looks sooorta similar to). it's a very popular fan theory which is why a lot of people think it's canon (and why i mentioned it in my geraldoom comic). in reality, there's absolutely no canonical reason as to why shadow is a hedgehog, which i think is hilarious tbh

but you're right, the implications of gerald trying to fulfill a prophecy are crazy, and that's why i love this theory! trying to create an all-powerful being with a set destiny? might be flying a little too close to the sun there gerald

[diaswarriorcats]

[acknowledgetheabsurd]

Yes, I need your clear and relaxed mind. I eat, I distract myself, I'm working hard to be more than a shadow when you come back. I will succeed; I want it so much! You, you must come back to me calm, happy with yourself and of your work, grown and cured. Do you hear? I don't ask it anymore, I demand it.

Maria Casarès to Albert Camus, Correspondance, February 23, 1950 [#211]

[gerandor]

To anyone who thinks nandor can’t read. First of all reading and spelling are two different things. Second, English is not the only language in the world. Third, misspelling words isn’t a sign of stupidity. Fourth, Nandor didn’t even go to school to learn languages, yet he can still read and write at least two languages. Fifth, we saw nandor read letters and recite from books on several occasions please remember those. Sixth, he may be bad at spelling stupidass english words but he has written a diary which historians mistook for an actual novel. Seventh, we saw him read a book on the fall of roman empire and in s5 he was reading a book even I don’t know what it was about, so he’s not reading trash. Thank you for attention.

[desidarling123]

This is INSANE. Absolutely bonkers.

Between that and the show being the #10 most-Googled show on the PLANET -- what else did Netflix want from the show??? Christ.

[dreamyintersexouppy]

ok why do the warframe writers hate women so much?????

[danishphoner]

these dramatic sillies really decided to create a title track performance starring the perpetual theatre kid as a slutty juliet in a cavaliers jersey blowing the softest kiss to an infatuated romeo in an elegant kimono that wouldn't avert his gaze from her for anything contained in that venue amidst a majestic chiaroscuro effect that transcended all the aspects of baroque art. fucking cleveland

[maplethedarkshine]

I feel like the Fandom doesn't talk enough about how omega is overpowered af- ARE WE FORGETTING THAT HE LITERALLY KILLED SHADOW???? CAN WE TALK MORE ABOUT THIS PLEASE???

THAT WAS HIM, OMEGA DID THAT.

The Fandom be talking about the most powerful characters in the franchise and nobody mentions my boy- HE SINGLE-HANDEDLY CRUCIFIED THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM, DO YOU KNOW THE IMPLICATIONS OF THAT??? HE'S MORE POWERFUL THAN THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM, DOES THAT MEAN THAT HE'S AS POWERFUL AS THE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG? MAYBE MORE???

And they aren't even SURPRISED by it, they're just sad, WHAT? WHY ARE THEY SO NORMAL ABOUT IT?

[freys-dumpster-fire]

WAIT SHADOW ISN’T ALLOWED TO HAVE FRIENDS 😭😭😭