#unreal.

[shaadowmilkcookie]

press F to inspect weapon

[bronzeys]

not a single appropriate thought in my head rn.🙇‍♀️

[antispopausandstuff]

i remember there was one person who had a problem with an anti fic i wrote and posted on ao3 and, while i don't remember exactly what they said, one of the phrases in their comment that i remember is something along the lines of:

"the show is about forgiveness and second chances. so, if that's not extended to the war criminals, wouldn't that defeat the purpose of the show's message?"

I'M SORRY?

EXSQUEEZE ME?

ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED???

but before i could even reply to that, they deleted the comment and asked a different question instead.

[tahopo]

need you all to know kaleb did not attend alistair and anora’s wedding. yknow. the marriage he literally set up. and alistair did simmer and seethe about it for like ten years until it boiled over.

[amyritter2]

TRENDING BECAUSE WE STUTTERED WHILE TALKING TO OUR EX BOY BESTFRIEND CRUSH ARE WE

[jigencaps]

[wulfhalls]

stewy: I never said a bad thing about logan roy he is a visionary a genius of sound mind the moment my best friend and terminally and irrevocably correct in all things especially in regards to ceo!ken as I said I support my best friend logan and his dying wish to see my boyfriend of 30+ years succeeded him

[goingtothebes]

i got a new phone & when i went to The Phone Store i forgot that my lock screen is one of those edits of john darnielle that you made.

oh my god which one 😭

[tottymatsuuu]

ososan short drop on youtube tomorrow how we feeling

[freethrows]

[shaftking]

Fat activists pretending to care about the potential long term negative health effects of ozempic or whatever weight loss drug being given to obese patients is so insane so you care about the negative impact of peoples behaviors on their health now??? You care about the negative impacts of what people are putting into their bodies now???? Hello??? Is anyone home up there??????

[gingersnaptaff]

lilac and azure!!

DINOSAUR BIRTHDAY PARTY!!?!?!?!!? ANON EHDJDJDJDJDJD I love u, ahhh thank uuuu!!!

Also, that's so lovely to hear (well, see) u like my fic. Pls be careful when u chew on it, okie. The dots on the i's can get stuck in ur throat.

[karinasbaby]

what the actual HELL

i audibly gasped and physically folded

[shiominato]

[kijosakka]

I FORGOT -TOBER WRITING PROMPTS WERE A THING.