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[estavionpira]

hey quick question why has my google search history replaced the google logo with the @heyitschartic logo

[helpimstuckinafandom]

I'M FUCKING CRYING LMAOOO

[moonlightmagical]

you simply can’t take a similar mechanic from the horror season and apply it to my silly little high school parody and expect me not to be terrified

[kelvinthegoatt]

I got bored

[microknifeyuri]

pickle's i doodled because. uh. body studies i guess? also he's a bear. tumblr please stop shadowbanning me 💔

[fogwitchoftheevermore]

sos smp is going great guys (transcript under the cut)

Oli: I was just telling them how- how-

Sausage: Huh?

Oli: I'm not- they were like "Be PG!" and I was like "You watch Sausage and you ask me to be PG?"

Sausage: I am PG, what're you talking about?

Oli: Sausage, I've- we've all seen the salmon.

Sausage: What're you talking about, "the salmon"?

Oli: Why do you think the salmon is funny, Sausage?

Sausage: [overlapping, taking out a noteblock] This guy?

Oli: Yeah, that guy.

Sausage: [placing a salmon head on the noteblock] Why do I think this is funny?

Oli: Yeah.

[Sausage starts hitting the noteblock, it makes the sound of a Minecraft salmon flopping out of water repeatedly. This plays for the rest of the interaction.]

Oli: [overlapping] Yeah, could you explain the co- could you explain the joke?

Sausage: [overlapping] It's a funny n- It's a funny sound! It's a funny sound!

Oli: [overlapping] Yeah, but could you explain why it's funny?

Sausage: [overlapping] It [unintelligable]

Oli: [overlapping] Lovely h- lovely hog behind you, fella. Lovely hog.

Sausage: Oh, yeah, do you have- do you have good cinematography? Do you have a good angle on my booties?

Oli: [overlapping] Oh, I do, I've got you nicely in the background, yeah, yeah.

Sausage: Ok, yes. The reason that I love this sound, Oli, is that it reminds me of my childhood.

Oli: Of your- [music stops] What?

[They both laugh]

Oli: Sorry?

[Music starts again]

Sausage: Yes! Growing up, y'know, I come home from school, I'm like a 13-14 year old boy, coming home from school, watching a little bit of TV in the background-

Oli: [overlapping] TV, yeah.

Sausage: Waiting for my mum to come to pick me up from, uh, from work. Y'know? And I'm- I'm at my grandma's house, I'm just hanging out. Door closed, she's in the other room, just watching her telenovelas, right? Her little Spanish soap operas.

Oli: [overlapping] Of course, of course. Très bien!

Sausage: And I'm just, y'know, in my room, nothing to do. I'm there- Just- I pick up a, uh, like a nice magazine or something, and I just start going through and just looking through it. [Music stops] And- uh- and then- [stuttering] Just one thing leads to another and leads to another and I have to go take a shower that.

Oli: [laughs]

Sausage: And then I go- and I go home.

Oli: [overlapping] Yeah? Cause you spilt your Pepsi. You spilt your Pepsi Max. [Music restarts]

Sausage: I spilt- I spilt my juice, my juice, all over my bed.

Oli: [overlapping] Your juice! Your delicious juice!

Sausage: All over my bed, Oli!

Oli: I can't stop them, chat, you know I can't stop him, chat. You- You've been in his streams! He can't be stopped! I just have to let him run! I just have to let him run his bit until it's too late and then what? Then what? What am I supposed to do? I'm sorry- to- to all of the chats watching. But what am I supposed to do about him? I can't- He's got more subscribers, he gets to choose what happens here. I don't have the power to stop him!

[Sausage is laughing the whole time Oli talks]

[jenderenvy985]

made jerma in project sekai because i'm losing it

[revenantghost]

[ciderjacks]

on one hand i feel like my life is lowkey going great but on the other hand I feel like im gradually watching myself become a functioning alcoholic

[wickjump]

whumper attempting to dehumanize whumpee by exclusively using ‘it’ as a pronoun + closeted whumpee who actually uses it/it’s pronouns

[thegayestaddams]

anyways at this point we’d fuckin better get that teaser next week because i did not fracture my wrist the day before my birthday to not get a stranger things teaser thank u. netflix u know what to do

[sharky-the-idiot]

i should go to bed huh

hehehe fukouna dragon........

[climbing-starrs]

i wish gay people were real

[hemorrhoidbabe69]

Sunrise over Amaurot

+alternate versions I liked :)

[nokmietarchive]

drew this for a friend lol (based on this meme) edit hey they do have a tumblr @casualwatson