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bitchthefuck1 · 4 months ago

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That one chef saying that the worst thing about a bad boss is how they unlock that behavior in you and seeing Carmy mirror the attitude of the chef that terrorized him and gave him panic attacks and then ending the season with Syd having a panic attack because of the stress of working with Carmy...diabolical.

#idk if it's a little too on the nose or not (i literally just finished the season so i haven't had time to sit with it) but that whole #element is so interesting (and so devastating). and the ways that mirrors all of Nat's worries about continuing the dysfunction of her #family now that she has a kid...#i also think its a good portrayal of how not addressing your trauma and leaving things to fester can end up hurting other people way more #than it hurts you. like even if Carmy is okay with choosing to not have a life or to be close with anyone (which. debatable) he's #not the only one whose life gets fucked by that. the mess just radiates out until it hits everyone around him and he ends up creating #the same circumstances that caused his dysfunction in the first place.#even if evil joel mchale chef is right (a+ casting btw very punchable face) and carmy needs to ruin his life to be a good chef #--which is a big if--he's actively making the people around him less able to do their jobs. which then makes the people around them #less able. and so on. so in the end it's still net negative. and like. chef terry proves that he's actually completely wrong #the environment in her kitchen is the exact opposite and everyone is operating at an insane level anyway no abuse necessary #this season was definitely the weakest of the 3 but i rly wanna see where they go next. and they better drop the next bit soon bc that was #in no way complete #the bear #the bear season 3 #carmy berzatto #sydney adamu #the bear spoilers

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carefulzombie · 3 months ago

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gf fandom in 2016: if you so much as hint - even jokingly! - about the nature of ford and bill’s relationship being anything other than platonic (and even then you NEED to give a disclaimer that bill is manipulating him!) then you support abusive relationships

gf fandom in 2024:

#i’m making fun of myself in this one too folks #also pls don’t take this seriously if u don’t like billford it’s fine i’m just making shitty memes #even I only really ‘ship’ it in a completely cracky way #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #the book of bill #my posts

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aimasup · 2 months ago

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Bill get a hold of yourself man

#my post #my art #gravity falls #the book of bill #a lot of the book of bill gets funnier the longer i think about it #he didn't need to do all that the portal was going to be completed either way #'the things I do for that portal' bill might be grumbling at some point #sir have some self awareness god #bill cipher #billford #platonic or romantic #or otherwise

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puckspoetry · 5 months ago

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POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma

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clarisimart · 2 months ago

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you haven't seen your ex in years and you want to show him how over him you are, but oh no, he went from a nerdy out-of-his-depth twunk to action hero GILF (grunkle i'd like to *REDACTED*)

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#stanford pines #bill cipher #billford #gravity falls #ford pines #my art #my fanart #gravity falls spoilers #IMAGINE being bill #seeing ford when he just fell into the portal aka completely sleep deprived and way in over his head #next time you see him in the flesh 30 years happened (nothing to you) but he goes from that to an hypercompetent silver haired hottie #that has sworn revenge on you and made a weapon that can actually put an end to your immortal existence #i would never recover #rip bill but between world domination / destruction and FORD #i would choose ford #bill fumbled hard

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marsti · 10 months ago

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"i wanna get better at drawing [body part] but i dont want people to think i have a fetish" stop worrying. youre an artist. everyone already knows youre a pervert of some kind.

EDIT: this post massively breached containment. look at my art and by all means feel free to speculate on what fetishes i do or do not have.

#shut up sender #i mean this in a completely neutral way obviously

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evilwizard · 10 months ago

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i neeeeeed that fucking tablet

#love the way this is phrased #ABSORBED #completely ASSIMILATED the FULL POWER of the EARTH’S MAGNETIC FIELD

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year ago

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the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order #at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers #90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies”#serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent #like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries #but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate #and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited...#i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something #cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare #and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest.#it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!'#'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members...#..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)'#anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language?#maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity #and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media #and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons #and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators #instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period #anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value”#and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives #so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs)#happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world #(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills)#and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on...#...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin #oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works?#beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value #and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the #important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)

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yamada-ryo · 8 months ago

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I was talking to the guy with the rifle on the island in disco elysium and he was talking about the past and getting deep into it and suddenly there's a whole screen effect and I was thinking about how it was really cool but no it just happened that my entire screen just decided to die right there and then

#and now i have no working screen and no completed disco elysium #or any way to complete it #great #test

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catmask · 1 year ago

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does anyone have like an anti aesthetic. like something you look at and can recognize as a complete fashion/interior design/artistic movement and understand it but it makes you shudder seeing it. i am not talking like “its morally bad” “its poorly structured” like just sheerly devoid of joy for you actually invites a repulse response.

#also if it wasnt clear this isnt ‘its bad its lazy’ there is a level of like #completion consistancy i am thinking for with this #personally i really do not enjoy the like. vintage chic long red nails fur coats noir esque aesthetic HOWEVER 💥💥💥#i can recognize that it is put together it is Intentional #i feel like a lot of people are going to say minimalism on this so LET ME SAY 🫰☝️ i recognize that minimalism is Considered an aesthetic #but i *PERSONALLY* do not consider it an aesthetic i consider it the void of one #it is a lapse in aesthetic or personality in the same way a silence in a song is still technically a ‘beat’ but no music is played #however the importance of Space or Breath in design is more akin to a purposeful silence in music #because that silence matters in the same way rhythm and breath in design do #so i guess minimalism is more comparable to like. white noise. the sound of a fan #very little effort and there is a comfort in it i suppose but its not. A Design. okay #TO ME 🤫#if minimalism has one hater its me if minimalism has no haters im dead

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elbiotipo · 11 months ago

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I still think we should celebrate Kissinger's death even if he didn't face justice and lived a confortable life, just so that everybody knows what a piece of shit he was, just so that when some Great Stateman like I don't fucking know Biden tries to eulogize him he is flooded with insults and mockery y quede bien para el culo, so that nobody can even PRETEND he had any worth, millions should celebrate he's fucking dead and this is how he will be remembered, as an imperialist criminal hated all over the world with no redeeming qualities, none should be able to even pretend he was some some great man except for the magnitude of his crimes

#I used to be the 'don't celebrate deaths' kind of guy #but guess what this time is completely justified #cosas mias #henry kissinger #also George W. Bush will be remembered the same you can't paint your way out of hell George

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forecast0ctopus · 1 year ago

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detective activities

#boneless strategy real #effective #they both run funny in completely opposite ways lmao #psych #psych tv #burton guster #shawn spencer #psych fanart #dont look at anything too closely or it all falls apart

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denyjesuschrist · 1 month ago

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#unveil the esoteric mysteries of sissy hypnosis EASY #btw i'm completely in favor of forcefemming her again. it is the only way.

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chaosmenu · 3 months ago

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i cant stop thinking about the fact that the us and uk killed one million people in indonesia as part of the cold war effort and barely anybody knows about it much less cares. trying to tell somebody about it especially in the west will just garner laughter and celebration -- genocide is okay if they are (true or suspected) communists, no matter what. one million people

#op #this is not a number that exists solely in an infographic #those were whole and complete people with rich inner lives and families who probably thought very very similarly to you #who died in some of the most horrific ways possible #and its a total blot in the collective memory of the united states #the youngest of the victims were only as old as my father -- the majority of the survivors are alive today and still asking for an apology

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tariah23 · 7 months ago

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#yuhhhh #rambling #everyone and their mama had a lot to say about the slap but these same ppl have either come out being full blown Zionists or they’ve just #been completely silent #all together #not that we should expect much from celebs but you get it #also it’s been completely normalized to demonize black people doing literally anything so #you literally would’ve thought will smith killed this ass on national tv the way they were crying about this shit

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erebus0dora · 4 months ago

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something something a chat i am in discussing the loneliness of Armand who needs someone to define him and see him, so

"...it was ghastly and awful and loathsome, and beautiful all at the same time."

and yeah i kinda just want to give ppl hugs with anything i do and talk to them in hushed tones, so there you go

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