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back on the path of the wolf

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serfdom is punk

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wind djinn agrees

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yeah but what drives me crazy is he was supposedly a street urchin that got in on a Valorous Quest scholarship. something doesn’t add up

the Holy Knight of the East bears a sickle made from a sliver of the moon and a shield fashioned out of a sunspot. how’d he get ahold of this stuff? “oh the bees made it for him.” “oh a clever fox showed him the door to the night sky.” fuck off. that shit did not happen

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she b-blocked me...? ;_; but but I'm just a.. *suddenly eyes razor sharp* i am very evil

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the Holy Knight of the East bears a sickle made from a sliver of the moon and a shield fashioned out of a sunspot. how’d he get ahold of this stuff? “oh the bees made it for him.” “oh a clever fox showed him the door to the night sky.” fuck off. that shit did not happen

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paladin pulls me over for drunk driving my horse & as soon as he starts illuminating my ticket i lunge for his service crossbow

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If you drink beer while gaming you have the Mirthful Gamer's Heart.

If you drink hard alcohol while gaming you have the Riotous Gamer's Spirit.

If you drink wine while gaming you have the Sensual Gamer's Soul.

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what the fuck

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i wanna see a sphinx a skeleton and a dracula

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I like how the "Welcome Back" meme always lines up death days with birthdays, because it implies that souls only attach to hosts that have already exited the womb. Perhaps amniotic fluid repels souls (how could we use this?), or perhaps souls cannot differentiate between mother and child until the umbilical cord is severed. But I imagine the most common explanation would be that the soul enters the body via inhalation (at first breath), which would make the soul an airborne parasite. But to answer your question, no I cannot explain the gap in my resume.