#in love with robin too 😍😍😍

[doctorwormcore]

i am still unfortunately in love with sanji

[azuree1733]

Missing them ☹️☹️☹️

[moonlightcycle571]

All the Batkids have their own favourite Superhero (that’s not Batman), but it comes as a surprise when Damian says his favourite is Captain Marvel.

Captain Marvel, after being put on ‘Robin Watch’ after Batman had to disappear in the Watchtower for whatever reason: so … what do you like to do?

Damian, who vividly remembers Dick telling him to play nice or he’ll tell Batman about the 364 cats he’s fostered with Selina: I … like Cats

Captain Marvel, who has no idea what normal kids do: Oh, me too! My best friend is a talking cat!

Damian, intrigued: … elaborate

Captain Marvel, already showing Damian pictures of Tawny: This is Tawky Tawny, he’s a magic tiger that sometimes live in the Zoo! He’s also my best friend 🥰💕😍💕😍💖💗💗💗💗😍😊🎉😊���😍

Damian, already calling Selina: I would like to meet this Tawky Tawny.

Later, Batman would start to panic when he couldn’t find Robin, but then would be shown a picture from Instagram of Robin, Catwoman and Captain Marvel in Fawcette Zoo, specifically the tiger cage hugging a massive Bengal Tiger, captioned “the most civilised tiger you will ever meet”. The next picture is a picture with the three of them having tea with said Tiger in a suit.

Bonus

Dick, Superman’s Number 1 fan: Oh please, he’s obviously the most like me! Captain Marvel and Superman look like they can be BROTHERS

Jason, forever a Wonder Woman Stan: HA, I heard that he WAS Wonder Woman’s Brother

Tim, hiding all his Cap merch: Oh yeah, he’s nothing like Red Tornado, so I’m good

Steph: why wasn’t I invited to the tea party …

Barbara and Alfred, tracking Captain down: Don’t worry, we’ll be invited to the next one

Cass, sensing something is off: … new … brother????

If you see Batman sulking in the corner, you saw wrong. If Batman sulks harder when he realises Barbara and Alfred figured out Captain Marvels identity before him and refuse to share… you’re a fucking liar.

Bonus

Flash: …

Captain Marvel: …

Flash: so when do we get to hug the magic kitty

Captain Marvel: FOR THE LOVE OF-

Tawny, not even a week later: ✨I’m so popular✨

[allyricas]

I watched this early 2000s body swap romcom and all I can think of is steddie body swap late 80s style romcom

Steve is the rich jock who everyone thinks peaked in highschool, Eddie's the metalhead, stoner burnout who doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks.

Something something magic makes them swap bodies after a huge verbal nearly physical fight. Cue shenanigans and wait, why does Steve Harrington have so many scars...why does his head and body hurt...and band geek Robin Buckley is his best friend. Oh shit, his little sheep actually do know him too.

And Eddie is like this secretly studious, intelligent guy who's trying to get into college on a music scholarship. He is sweet and funny and kind, no devil worship to be found. He's nothing like what people assume. He helps the old ladies in his trailer garden and take their trash out. He feeds stray cats and racoons. He's freaking adorable.

And they fall in love of course. Someone else should take this and run. 😍

[coco-loco-nut]

Father’s Day

pairing: max verstappen x reader

summary: max is dating an international star

a/n: i literally had this idea last night and had to write a short blurb, i promise i am writing other stuff tho 🫶

masterlist

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y/username happy father’s day, daddy. i love you and your big…

maxverstappen1 anything to share with me?

y/username not pregnant, just letting everyone know how turned on you get me

maxverstappen1 love you too, schat

user12 anyone else not getting it, like she is so hot and he is 😬

y/username you know that one barbie scene with the rock? that’s my maxie. also if you think he’s ugly, that’s fine, more of him for me 😍

user98 Y/N BARBIE FAN CONFIRMED

y/username priority 1: old barbie movies priority 2: max

user3 ON THE MAIN?

user33 PR monster got her, I really wanna know what she was about to say

recordlabel we don’t… we actually want bleach for our eyes

redbullracing we will share our bleach if you send us demos of her next album 👀

charlesleclerc Go on, finish the sentence, I dare you.

y/username his big heart, ego, ass, trophy case, therapy bill from childhood trauma, i could keep going on but i don’t want to make you feel emasculated

user62 okay, but like how did he bag her?

y/username he has incredible rizz, and look at him🤤

“Happy Father’s Day, Maxie,” you grin as Max lays on you lap, looking up at you with his beautiful blue eyes.

“You aren’t pregnant, Schat,” he laughs, your fingertips gently scratching his scalp.

“We could change that, get some practice in for after the wedding?” you watch his eyes widen as he quickly sits up.

“Practice makes perfect, why don’t we practice now?” Max suggests, picking you up and carrying you to the bedroom.

Your wedding is small, only some close friends and family in attendance. The ceremony takes place in your backyard, no reception beyond a dinner afterwards.

Despite both your respective fame levels, you didn’t want anyone knowing of the marriage. Fans still thought you were dating, so when you got a positive pregnancy test, you were extra careful.

Max was grateful that you had a private recording studio in the house, for when you needed to drop the album. You didn’t mean to choose the surprise drop date to be at the end of your pregnancy, nor Father’s Day, but life worked in funny ways.

“Happy Father’s Day, Maxie,” you softly say, handing the little bundle off to Max.

“This is the best present, he’s beautiful,” Max hold back tears as he holds his son close to his chest.

“I’m not sure if I will be able to top this next year,” you laugh a little, your tiredness making an apparent after a long labor.

“You should take a nap, I’ll be okay with him,” Max runs a hand though your sweaty hair. To him, you’ve never looked more perfect.

“I have one thing to do first,” you yawn, pulling out your phone. Max slides into the hospital bed beside you, you immediately nestle into him, his warmth enveloping you.

instagram

y/username SURPRISE! midnight rain is out now! I hope you enjoy this as much as I did writing it for the past four years. There is so much in my life that happened, so enjoy my journey through heartbreak, love, and growth. I want to quickly thank Max and my team for making this possible 💙

user1 AHHH this is so good, but didn’t she and Max break up? Why is she thanking him?

user3 dude, i think they are married, did you listen to everything else

user4 yeah, she had some songs about marriage, but she hasn’t been at any races since last year

user10 did y’all see the statement saying there won’t be a tour for the album?? crying in the club

user11 Okay, but Robin?? secret child??

maxverstappen1 endlessly proud of you, schatje

user5 we get it bro, she wrote Dress and The Alchemy about you

maxverstappen1 our little robin decided to hatch 💙

danielricciardo So happy for you and Y/n, mate. Big day for the Verstappen family, can’t wait to hold the little guy!

y/username he will love his Uncle Danny

y/username he’s perfect, just like his daddy

redbullracing what a gift for father’s day! sending our gift to you 💙

user42 guys, y/n’s song credits changed…

user21 OMG MAX AND Y/N ARE MARRIED AND THEY HAVE A KID???

[aventoru]

LOVED the Wedding HCs, can we do another for Mydei, Aventurine and Argenti? 😍

Thank you for the food 🙂‍↕️

WEDDING HCS

ft. mydei, aventurine, argenti, gepard / other ver.

tags : nontraditional weddings, chaos

a/n : pretty sure i said this in the other wedding hcs but i have little knowledge abt weddings so i tried to make it as ambiguous as possible, hope u enjoy!!

MYDEI

he wants it to be lowkey, but with the chrysos heirs, nothing can truly be private. so, although not many are invited, everyone still knows about it (phainon’s fault) and he’s receiving congratulations left and right on the streets

you two get married at castrum kremnos because it’s HIS CITY ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 and he let’s you plan most of it, although i feel like he would prepare the rings

in the end, it’s a simple wedding, nothing too fancy but still has some degree of grandeur because, well, he’s a prince

his vows are surprisingly sweet for a man with such little words and it even makes you tear up a little

you both honor his mother on the wedding day because although she’s not physically here, he knows she’s watching from above 🥹

he remains grumpy for the first half of the wedding, refusing to join in on the fun but once he gets his hands on a little booze over a drinking competition…things absolutely spiral out of control

phainon and the triplets rope him into all sorts of shenanigans which are all captured in the photos

by the end of the night he becomes a clingy drunk (YESSS) begging for you to get him home (SO CUTE)

AVENTURINE

you two have a private wedding with no guests which isn’t really a surprise since the IPC and him are strictly business

he rents out and plans the most lavish wedding with all the money he has, just for it to be only you two. i imagine it would be in an open space; either a vast flower field or by the beach so you can see the stars at night

will not hesitate to buy you the most beautiful aventurine ring (see what i did there) and a crazy expensive wedding outfit

you go through the traditions by yourselves — saying your vows, exchanging rings, having your first dance, cutting the cake,…it’s gentle and sweet, like your love for each other

you spend the rest of the night by each others’ side admiring the view and the newly adorned rings on your fingers. it’s peaceful, just how you like it

he doesn’t say it out loud, but you know aventurine misses his family, wishing they were here on his wedding day, so the only thing you can do is hold onto him tighter

“i love you, Kakavasha,” you call him by his real name. you’re the only one allowed to do that.

“i love you too, (name).” for the first time in his life, aventurine feels like he’s the luckiest person alive

ARGENTI

everything is BEAUTIFUL. him, you, the venue, the rings, the invites, the marriage certificates, everything. as a knight of beauty, argenti is already plenty beautiful **but it’s amplified even more at your wedding

he’s very invested in the wedding planning, even more than you sometimes. you two settle for a red and white theme (it’s his signature, how can you not?), with both your outfits being white and decorated with red roses to match. yeah, there are red roses everywhere

the wedding is small, with only your close friends and acquaintances invited, including those he encountered on penacony

the day comes and the venue looks ethereal with every minute detail adjusted to perfection

the moment argenti begins his vows, there’s suddenly perfect lighting and a gentle breeze that makes him look like he’s in a movie (where does that come from???)

but despite everyone being in awe at his beauty, he still believes your beauty, both inside and out, outshines everything (AWWW)

once the rings are on your fingers, the calm, regal atmosphere instantly vanishes as robin starts DJ-ing and boothill starts breakdancing 😭

of course you and argenti join in on the fun, because argenti sees a beauty in that too

GEPARD

sooo golden retriever coded even when it comes to his own wedding

let’s you plan everything, just sits there and nods along and calls you pretty LMAO. he pays for everything with his money too omg

the wedding isn’t too big, but big enough for all his friends (and your friends) to come and celebrate. this is probably the first proper celebration since the stellaron was removed so it’s somewhat of a big deal

for the first time (in forever) gepard is out of his uniform and in a suit and he looks SO GOOD.

he immediately starts tearing up once he sees you walk down the aisle in your beautiful outfit. is in disbelief that’s going to get married to the love of his life

writes literally the sweetest vows ever and then cries the rest of the way. bronya, as the host, has to calm him down LOL

gives you a BIG hug and delicate kiss, he’s over the moon now that you’re finally married. after all the procedures, the rest of the wedding is pretty chaotic once the party gets started

lynx still repeatedly questions what you see in gepard (just kidding) but congratulates you anyway. serval performs all her best songs at your wedding and rocks it!!

the night ends with you both exhausted as gepard carries you back home, demanding cuddles and time spent with you alone;)

masterlist

[bbyjackie]

𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐉𝐈'𝐒 𝐆𝐅 — ♡

one piece social media + dating feat: sanji

》 almost everyone wanted sanji's ver

♡ liked by sogekingg.usopp, FRAAANKY and 3.9k others

_ynln: hard launch

tagged: blackleg.sanji

theroronoa.zoro: what is he pondering so hard about 💀💀 (liked by nicorobin)

↳ blackleg.sanji: i was staring at a polaroid of the most beautiful, fantastic, gorgeous, jaw-dropping, mind consuming, pretty, lovely, enchanting, heart-throbbing, charming, attractive, cute, captivating, bewitching, stunning, irresistible, elegant, heavenly.. see more

↳ theroronoa.zoro: oh my god forget i asked

sogekingg.usopp: wdym your relo has BEEN hard launched since like four months ago 🤨🤨

↳ _ynln: sad 💔💔 i wanted to soft launch it but that was never possible

↳ theroronoa.zoro: i was trying to sleep and all i heard was screaming

↳ lovenami: real, if i was sanji i would be shocked too if i pulled yn ☝️

↳ blackleg.sanji: @theroronoa.zoro I HAD TO ANNOUNCE TO THE WORLD THAT MY DEAR YN SAID YES 💞💘💝💗

↳ sogekingg.usopp: y’all got NO faith in sanji 😭😭

p1rateking_luffy: what's hard launch?

♡ liked by theroronoa.zoro, ilovecottoncandychopper and 5.3k others

_ynln: he made me dinner, i might just cuff him rn 😪🤞

tagged: blackleg.sanji

p1rateking_luffy: OOOO IM COMING TO THE KITCHEN RIGHT NOW 😄😄

↳ blackleg.sanji: don't even try, i locked the door

↳ p1rateking_luffy: LET ME IN!!1!1!!1

↳ theroronoa.zoro: LUFFY STOP BANGING ON THE DOOR I CAN HEAR YOU FROM THE GYM

↳ p1rateking_luffy: LET ME INNNN PLEASEEEEE

↳ _ynln: luffy omg wait im making you a plate 😭

↳ p1rateking_luffy: OOO THANKS YN

↳ p1rateking_luffy: btw whats a hard launch

_ynln: @blackleg.sanji you actually look so fine in this photo i might just have to delete it 😮‍💨😮‍💨🫵

↳ blackleg.sanji: ANYTHING YOU WANT MY LOVE 😍😍😍

blackleg.sanji: DO IT. I WOULD GLADLY MARRY YOU MY LOVE. IF THAT MEANS THAT I GET TO BE WITH YOU EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY I WILL GET ON MY KNEES RIGHT NOW. I WILL COOK FOR YOU FOR EVERY MEAL AND BUY YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT BEAUTIFUL GIRL 🧎🏼‍♂️🧎🏼‍♂️❣️❤️‍🔥💓💘💗💞💝💕

↳ _ynln: ok 😭

♡ liked by nicorobin, p1rateking_luffy and 13 others

priv.ynn: usopp is a real one for taking these photos ☝️☝️

tagged: blackleg.sanji

sogekingg.usopp: I AM THE CERTIFIED BEST WINGMAN 💪💪

blackleg.sanji: I WILL KEEP THESE PHOTOS IN MY WALLET AND PUT THEM NEXT TO MY PILLOW SO THAT WHEN I WAKE UP I AM REMINDED THAT I HAVE BEEN BLESSED I LOVE YOU MY YN 🥰🥰😘😚🤩

↳ theroronoa.zoro: yn blink twice if you need help

↳ lovenami: ngl yeah that was a bit concerning 😭😭 (liked by nicorobin, sogekingg.usopp)

↳ priv.ynn: EVIL AHHAHA

p1rateking_luffy: yn what's hard launch?

CAPTAIN.KIIIID: i hate happy people

ilovecottoncandychopper: i love that you guys love eachother ❣️

↳ nicorobin: agreed

↳ priv.ynn: AWW YOU GUYS <333

♡ liked by _ynln, S0U1K1NGBR00K and 7.4k others

lovenami: robin w us in spirit </3

tagged: _ynln

S0U1K1NGBR00K: May I see both your panties? 🤲

↳ lovenami: words cannot explain how much i DONT want that (liked by _ynln)

↳ blackleg.sanji: NO ONE DESERVES TO SEE SOMETHING SO INTIMATE OF YN'S OR NAMI'S I WILL FIGHT YOU 🤺🤺‼️

sogekingg.usopp: YOU GUYS SAID WE'D GO SEE BARBIE TOGETHER WTF ?!?

↳ _ynln: WE LITERALLY INVITED YOU BUT YOU WERE TOO BUSY MAKING FUNNY FACES WITH LUFFY 🤨🤨

↳ sogekingg.usopp: YOU SHOULDVE SLAPPED ME

↳ p1rateking_luffy: WAIT I WANTED TO SEE BARBIE TOO

↳ p1rateking_luffy: anyway what's hard launch?

↳ lovenami: luffy you can barely concentrate on a five minute video, we aren't taking you to the theatre for two hours 💀💀

↳ _ynln: yeah luf, love u but you're gonna be bouncing off walls by the 20 minute mark 😔😔

nicorobin: so pretty! (liked by _ynln, lovenami, blackleg.sanji)

↳ _ynln: MISSED U SM ROBIN 💔

↳ blackleg.sanji: I AGREE MY YN LOOKS SO GORGEOUS SHE RIVALS EVEN GODDESSES, I LOVE HER SM I WOULD FLOP OVER A PUDDLE BECAUSE DIRT DOES NOT EVEN DESERVE TO BE WITHIN HER VICINITY ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💗💘‼️💝💕💞❣️💘🥰😍😘😚😮‍💨😍☝️🫵

↳ FRAAANKY: sanji im worried you're one more comment away from a restraining order

blackleg.sanji 2h

[blackleg.sanji] _ynln replied to your story: omg sanji stop im so in love with you 😔💞

[shiftinghoesblog]

yapping about my drs ❕❕

okay so this was a request from one of my moots to do this so yeah!!

i have no clue where to start, but i’ll talk about some of my desired realities that i shift to, but probably mainly non group shift ones, so personal ones 🫦

INFLUENCER

- this is one of my most recent drs i’ve been scripting and not gonna lie the main reason i’m shifting here is because of my man 🤭 he cosplays gojo... so you probably know as to why but besides the point, i was raised a nepo baby and younger sister to meghan thee stallion. i am a content creator, influencer (duh), fashion designer and i live with my s/o in the upper east side of new york🗽. i scripted that my first shift will be during christmas eve because who wouldn't wanna experience the city that never sleeps during the festive season and with your partner 😩 it’s gonna be the dream. i have a mad crazy friend group but i love them all because we’re so hot, cool and sexy. i did script that megan’s parents are still alive in my dr so let’s not worry about that. 💀 i dreamt about this dr a couple of times actually and about my s/o 😍, a couple of my friends. really looking forward to this dr.

OUTER BANKS

- i think i shifted here like twice or a couple of times but didn't realise it because i did mention to y’all about chilling with kiara and sarah, another time i did find myself surfing like literally just living the life through the waves and my ass thought it was a dream. looking back i doubt it was, in many instances to be honest. in this dr i am the sister to kiara and my s/o is pope 😌 i grew up a kook but i transitioned to a pogue when i joined the others. i’m the reason behind kiara and sarah making up and i’m close with rafe since kiara and sarah were best friends and probably would have sleepovers together. i scripted that cleo’s lesbian lmao 😭 you know why. i wiped the plot out a little and also made everyone graduate already so that school is out of the way when hunting for the gold.

AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER

yep, i have an atla dr yay! in this dr i’m the oldest sister to kiara and sokka. i’m a waterbending master and my s/o’s zuko??? enemies to lovers kinda vibe. definitely part of the gaang and i’m shifting here because atla is part of my childhood. i have the ability to also create ice and other powerful combat skills so i can't wait to experience this universe.

LEGENDS OF KORRA

i also have a lok dr because why not, i’m the little sister to korra the avatar but i’m gonna prove to everyone that i’m also capable to make a difference and i scripted that i can blood bend.. so ain't no one gonna touch me as well still being able to water bend. my s/o is bolin because he’s so underrated for real.

THE ORIGINALS

in this dr, i’m a hybrid so vampire and werewolf and an adopted mikealson. i live in new orleans and my parents are rebekah and marcel even though their not my bio parental figures because they are already dead 💀. also hopefully i can survive when dahlia comes in because i scripted that my first shift will be during season 2 😓 well shit wish me luck y’all. at least i’ll get to see baby hope aw.

FAME

i have a fame dr because i love attention 🥰 my main profession is being an actor and i’m known for my role in the vampire diaries. i also play robin in the one piece live action and act in many more projects, a nepo baby in this dr too because almost all my family members are well-known. my s/o is caleb mclaughlin? he plays lucas in stranger things and our characters in the show dated so that’s how our relationship sparked.

TWILIGHT

i love talking about drs so yeah i have a twilight dr where when i first shift, i’ll be human but i get turned by a villain in order to send the cullens (my friends) a warning like it’s “game on” so i’m gonna have to mentally prepare myself because i’m gonna basically die 😭 lmao. my s/o is jacob because i’m team jacob simple and it’s a slow burn 😀 woop woop.

ROYAL

I guess this blog will be updated regularly because I have a new and quite recent dr I just finished scripting like the other day. this reality is basically me being a soon-to-be queen princess and thinking about if the one piece live action × royalty had a mashup?? yeah, it's that. I'm shifting back to the 1600s-1800s which is where this dr is set, so I'm really excited about this one.

NEPO BABY

In this reality that I plan on shifting to, I was inspired by a wholesome dream I once had, I am the youngest daughter to Micheal B. Jordan and Jourdan Dunn, my siblings are Tyla and Damson Idris. I am a nepo baby in this reality, and I am part of the ATLA Live Action cast. I wanna live the ravish job-free life.

SOME OTHER DRS

waiting room - i plan on permashifting here, chill, script, feel free, play with my cat, breath fresh air.

better cr - a better version of my cr and my s/o is jiung from p1harmony, i live with jenna ortega, i attend a boarding school in london, i also model.

wednesday - i’m the sister to bianca and my s/o is kent, i’m a siren and psychic medium.

fate: the winx saga - it’s so underrated i see no one shift here but it’s like the winx live action adaption on netflix, the only dr where i didn't script an s/o.

ateez - my s/o is san and i’m the only female and 9th member, main rapper, performer and maknae.

streamer - i go by lemonpie and my s/o is cory kenshin 😚.

victorious - grew up watching it and i’m andre’s sister.

soloist - i’m a k-pop soloist in this dr and my s/o is blackpink jisoo (yes I’m wlw) she’s so 😍😍😍.

singles inferno - this is a dating reality tv show but at the end of it i end up with wonho (ex. monsta x) i’m besties with song jia.

GROUP SHIFTS

not gonna lie they piss me off if they don’t put the damn effort

one piece (anime) - so far my most enjoyable one is the one piece (anime) shared dr because we talk almost everyday. anywho my s/o is sanji ahhh my vinsmoke baby! i’m the little sister to the asl brothers and my devil fruit is similar to aokoiji so ice ect. i am part of the straw hats and joined them during the alabasta arc.

kard - the k-pop co-ed group basically, me and the person barely talk so you see why i prefer my personals drs.. yeah. my s/o is enhypen’s jay 😍 and my positions are sub-rapper, sub-vocalist, producer and maknae. i’m always a maknae in k-pop group drs for some reason 😭.

the legacies - person dipped on me and didn't even fill any of their sections so! i’m poly with hope and josie, i’m a werewolf and witch.

harry potter - i’m the head girl of slytherin and my s/o’s draco, i scripted fred’s death out. also shifting to the half-blood prince era.

teen wolf - i’m a tribrid in this dr so i’m gonna be unstoppable!

the vampire diaries - a bennett witch, cousin to bonnie.

one piece (live action) - i’m a phoenix hybrid in this dr and also part of the straw hats, grew up around shanks.

romance - umm this dr ticks me off low-key because the person that i’m group shifting with ghosts me 😝 i didn't script an s/o for a reason i’m just gonna ditch them for jonathan daviss 💀💀💀 like imagine fumbling manon (I'm shifting as manon from katseye in this dr) i don’t want that person as my s/o anymore and like we’re “friends” here, miss me with that shit.

my hero academia - the group shift is dead bro no one is fucking talking in the group chat, one of them quit shifting, the other i was pfp matching with changed their damn pfp without telling me. script ain't finished too, they all called it a day. and y'all wonder why i don't wanna join no group shift no more.

this was lengthy but y’all asked to yap about my drs other than jujutsu kaisen which you already know about that dr and spill some tea so i did exactly that, i hope you enjoyed and this better not flop, i spent hours typing this 🥳.

@angelic-daiquiri

[robilover]

I have this urge of Power!Bottom Reader x Dom Robin, gonna make tease the lil birdie like crazy

MMM POWER BOTTOM READER WITH DOM ROBIN? 😍😍

pairing(s): dom!robin x powerbottom!fem!reader

cw: a bit rushed, fingering (reader receiving), slight overstimulation, begging, petnames used, men and homophobes dni.

nsfw under the cut! read at your own risk.

goddd imagine being on robin’s lap as she’s kissing you so eagerly and desperately whilst stuffing you deep with two of her fingers. she’s swallowing up your moans, your hand in her hair as she thrusts her fingers deep inside you at a fast pace.

she breaks the kiss to press a trail of hot, wet kisses all over your neck and effortlessly finds your sensitive spot, wanting to hear more of your moans.

“f-faster,” you tell her, followed by a moan. she obeys you with a giggle.

“can I please add a third finger, baby?” she asks so politely while moving her fingers faster inside you. you groaned at her question as you looked at her, seeing how she looked at you with a soft smile.

“I want to hear you beg first, my pretty songbird.” you teasingly said. robin slightly pouted as she nibbled on your neck.

“please, baby. let me add a third finger. want to make you cum on my fingers faster.” she begged with a soft voice. you couldn’t help but cave in directly as you moaned in desperation.

“yes— god, o-okay, yes, you can add a third finger, robin.”

upon hearing your affirmation, she immediately adds a third finger with a soft whimper, hearing you moan her name so loudly and feeling how your walls were clenching onto her fingers as if their life depended on it. she hissed at the delicious feeling as she nibbled on your neck, her fingers continuing their assault in your pussy.

“a-ah— faster, mm, I’m close..” you warned her. robin did not hesitate to do as she was told. she wanted to give you the best orgasm she could give you using her fingers.

“give it to me, baby. be a good girl and cum on my fingers. make a mess, sweetheart.” she whispered into your ear and curled her fingers inside you. you couldn’t help but whimper loudly at her voice and when she curled her fingers.

“robin, I’m gonna— m-mmmgrfh— gonna cum..!”

after a few more thrusts, you came undone on her fingers with a loud moan of her name. she moaned with you, her fingers still moving fast inside you. you were getting overstimulated and you didn’t think that she wouldn’t stop.

“w-wait, robin— a-ah! t-too much..!” you whined as you tried to push her, only to fail as you were a whimpering and whiny mess.

“just one more, love. you can handle one more, can’t you? I’ll make you feel even better.” robin cooed, her voice teasing yet gentle as she continued to move her fingers so deeply inside you that you could already feel her hitting that one spot that made you see stars.

you trembled on her lap as your free hand went its way to her back, your nails digging into her back. she hissed at the slight pain, but she didn’t mind one bit. she wouldn’t mind the marks you’d give her on her back so people would know who she belongs to. she reveled in the way you were such a mess for her, and she was, too.

as soon as she felt you tightening around her fingers again after some fast thrusts, she smirked. she knew you were close again as your moans got louder.

“close already? such a sensitive girl you are.”

“r-robin!” you whined. “ngh.. don’t you dare stop..” you groaned as you clawed at her back, making her whimper.

“why would I stop, baby? I’m not going to stop unless you tell me to like the good girl you are,” she teased.

“and good girls get what they want.”

—

a/n: I tried to make reader be a power bottom as much as I could, so sorry if it isn’t what you expected it to be💔

[timetravellibrarian]

Sanji x reader

Some thoughts on Sanji.

Sanji x femreader

_________________________________________

What happens when a simp meets another simp.

Sanji's advances toward women were never really taken seriously or even paid attention to.

He mostly cooked and waited tables at the Baratie, occasionally kicking ass if needed to. One thing he wasn't expecting was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen – you– enter through the doors along with a green-haired man and another gorgeous orange-haired woman.

"Hello ladies, what would you like to order?"When he had smoothly delivered a pickup line to both you and Nami– much to Zoro's annoyance at not getting proper service– he expected the usual his advance ignored.

"Well, I'd order you but you aren't on the menu." You threw back. It wasn't intentional. You weren't that much of a flirt, only used to doing or saying something to challenge or fluster others occasionally.

When the waiter in front of you seemed to have frozen on the spot and then smirked you were left with two words on your mind 'oh shit'.

Fast forward to the same man being in your crew, serving you guys the most delectable meals and kicking ass you were ready to give up on having a peaceful life.

Though he sent all his simpery to Robin and Nami he left you out of the loop. At first you didn't mind but overtime you questioned his actions. Wondering if he didn't try to flirt with you because of the first time you met or maybe he didn't think you were beautiful. Then you looked in the mirror and realised it must have been some other reason cause you knew you were drop dead gorgeous.

You weren't being vain, you knew you were pretty because you were told so by Apis when the crew helped her with Grandpa Ryu. Kids never lie about such matters.

Unbeknownst to you, Sanji didn't treat you the same because he knew that he wouldn't be able to save himself from loving you and confessing.

Your eyes, your voice, the grace in which you would do things. Even when you were being a menace to society. All of those he loved. You'd think he couldn't simp enough till he saw you not look glamorous and just chose to where baggy clothes. Not gonna lie he'd think you were gorgeous in a chicken costume, you never know with this man

As much as he was too shy to approach you he wasn't afraid yelling at Zoro to stop being so close to you.

You were close friends with Zoro. It couldn't be helped if you were the weapons expert, always checking if cannons were clear, swords were sharp and helping with new inventions with Franky.

So instead of noodle dancing around you he did the little things. Checking everything that he cooks didn't have anything you were allergic to. Always making sure you had a little lunch bag whenever everyone left to explore the island. Giving you extra cupcakes or other baked goods of you ever want more.

If you're a picky eater, he'd make sure to make your food according to your taste. Leaving multiple options on the dinner table for your palate.

He also made sure not to be away from your side too long. Wherever you turn you'd find a swirly-browed cook casually wrapping an arm round you to stave off any threats.

When you get sick he'd be calling in Chopper for any problem you would even slightly complain about. He'd be beside you 24/7 like you were dying or something. Which is kinda sweet but he was needed in the kitchen.

Overtime it just became normal for all this to happen. You got used to it. In fact I think y'all would be the kinda couple that just happened but then later confessed your undying love for each other.

To top it off, you were his number one supporter. Everytime you caught a glimpse of him fighting you'd cheer like you saw a celebrity. Some would swear that his behaviour rubbed off on you because you were also cheering and doing a noodle dance whenever he wore a different suit or set of clothes.

"YOU'RE DOING GREAT, SANJI-DARLING!" – 😍

But sometimes there were some downs in the relationship, for example his smoking.

You'd worry over him whenever he pulled out a cigarette one after the other in a day. Which led to you talking to him about it.

"If you don't atleast limit your smoking, you might as well be Black-lung Sanji."

He was a bit flabbergasted with the statement but he got what you meant.

Or if you had terrible coughs in reaction to his smoking he would try to smoke at a distance so he wouldn't and I quote, "Damage your gorgeous lungs"

As we all know Sanji, he didn't like women fighting too much or getting hurt but you immediately shut him down on that one, saying that as much as some of his morals were so gentlemanly and some old fashioned he had to accept that you wanted to fight. You wanted to help Luffy become king of the pirates. You wanted to be able reach your dream. So that needed you to be strong. That needed you to fight.

Since then he just aimed to be able to support you in any event that you needed help but he wouldn't be overbearing.

Would allow only you near the kitchen if you wanted to cook or bake something and you would allow only him near your forge/ workspace if he wanted to be near you.

Unfortunately for him you had connections wherever you went so you found out about his life in Peachy Island and never let him rest about it for a while.

And before anyone says anything about Fishman Island Sanji. Let's just say you were besties with Zoro there. Much to the cook's dismay.

"Stop being around that mosshead, Love."

"Stop losing blood around mermaids, Sweetheart."

Long story short, y'all were a confusing couple around that time. In fact, once he saw you were hanging out with the swordsman he would butt heads with the man. Leading you to pull him away before anything crazy happened.

Most times you told him to sit down and let you cook for the crew, especially if he was injured. He wouldn't allow it on account of Luffy's stomach being a literal black hole but you'd convince him otherwise.

When y'all fought together it was sure to leave the enemy in broken bones, hopes and dreams.

With Sanji kicking them away with his special moves and you pulling out a large cannon from the bag you carry around ( which was comically small but it was your magical inventory), nothing could stop you two. Sometime you'd trade opponents if he found himself fighting a woman.

Sometimes you helped him clean up after meals. Making sure that he didn't get all the work.

Most times he'd sit with you beneath the blanket of stars, his head on you chest/belly and you'd both share secrets about yourselves.

All in all, Sanji would love you to infinity and you'd love him just as much.

[hoovesandfloorpaws]

Hi, The link on the bulletprooflarry timeline to the still works for me... but it doesn't actually include the "I've never seen you in a dress before" bit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz3PsZnX5bI

However, I also found many excerpts of that interview, some of them on the 4music channel. I don't know if it was ever published online in uncut form...?

There is a 1:42 clip that includes the "I've never seen you in a dress before" bit here : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=podGIza4DIE

Here's the "I met you in the toilet" bit, with a discussion of who's Batman and who's Robin : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcF8FuRRc0k

hello sweetpea,

thank you so much, I really appreciate you sharing these links!! 💖

yes, that link in Kati's @bulletprooflarry Sep 2011 timeline at 6 Sep 2011 doesn't link to a 4music interview clip that also includes the "I haven't seen you in a dress before, hmmm" part!

The 4music interview was recorded in one day, but the channel posted the interview parts on different days and some clips are deleted nowadays. (I, too, noticed that when I started elongating that Sep 2011 timeline for archive purposes, which I am still in the middle of finishing right now; it's quite extensive 🥹)

I will add the following video in my archiving post as well, but for everyone who had asked (tagging Gina @twopoppies bc i think you had gotten an anon 1-2 weeks ago who wanted to see that clip with the dress and I hadn't been able to find it), here are the linked videos - once again thank you for sending them over, darling!

4music Interview, 6 Sep 2011 for app users: the moment starts at 0:50 They are talking about the question "Do you think your fashion sense has changed since becoming famous?" and they discuss it a little, nodding their heads. Louis says he thinks it's "changed to a degree, but everyone has kept" a bit of themselves. And that one day they might wear different boots or jeans. And Harry adds: "...or a dress." and Louis turns to him and says: "I've never seen you a dress before, hmmm 😍" (which I personally think is even more lovely; that Harry was one in the first place to bring up wearing a dress 🥹 and then Louis immediately said that to him in that supportive, appreciative way)

here is the clip of the 4music interview with the "I met you in the toilet" and the discussion about Batman or Robin:

[steddie-island]

When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let's spread the self-love 💛

Thank you! 😘😘😘

It was a big writing year for me and there are a lot of fics that I'm really proud of. 🥰

Mutually Beneficial - Smutty filth with a mean dom Eddie. 😌

Wallpaper - Platonic Stobin, with Steve coming out as transfem to Robin (TBH I love all 3 of the fics that I did in this little 'verse.)

Sweet as Cherry Wine - Featuring transmasc Steve Harrington and vampire Eddie Munson. Again, I love all 3 that I've done for this 'verse and am excited to do more with them.

Love is a Battle(vest) - Steve replaces Eddie's battle vest and they get together about it.

Squeezed In - Steddissy filth with some sweet schmoopy feelings that sneak back in at the end. Eventually there's going to be a part 2 to this, too. I just have to finish it.

I'm also going to follow your lead and rec some of my fave fics of the year! All of these are Steddie unless noted otherwise.

Like Lovers Do by @v3llichor - Just SO FUCKING SOFT. You can't go wrong with any of their fics (I know I'm biased here but Dra-mate-ic was a gift fic for me that is just full of Steve and Eddie both being ridiculous and dramatic and Robin and Chrissy being fed up with them. It's so cute, go read it!) Also No Fairy Tale Ever Started This Way, it's so funny and so hot and just really gives us dork 4 dork Steddie.

I had been hungry, all the Years by @jamiethegardener55 The Steddissy fics of all Steddissy fics. Also go read her unsafe, medium sane, very consensual series because it is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Mine by @runninriot (another author where you literally cannot go wrong with any of the fics you pick.)

Proximity by @stervrucht Some of the best fucking pining you will read I s2g!

To the moon and to saturn by @pennyplainknits Correction— this is the series name but you should read both parts anyway! The first part features Steve helping Robin when she's asking him to explain going down on someone (SO SWEET and so well done I cryyyyy) and the second part is lavender marriage Stobin and it is also so 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰!!

Sub Eddie Week by @steddieas-shegoes All 7 parts are just exquisite. 😌

Demisexual/Virgin Eddie by @pearynice Another series where every one of them is just so fucking good. Just do yourself a favor and read all of them because 😍!!

I don't know you figure it out by @wynnyfryd The first Steddie series I got into, I read this on Tumblr and then immediately went and read it on ao3 once I was caught up. Mind the tags, this one has some angst to it, but it's so fucking well done and makes me want to bite shit in the best way!

I know I've left a lot of really talented authors off of this list, I would be here all year if I tried to remember every amazing fic that I managed to read in 2024. We're a fandom that is really lucky to have so many amazing authors and artists.

Here's to Steve and Eddie keeping our brains rotting in 2025!

[arcanesword]

i want real love baby

Here is my first submission for @hellcheeranniversaryweek 2025 bingo!

Title: i want real love baby Prompts: Mistaken Blind Date (A3), The One That Got Away(B1), Moving In Together (A1) Name on Bingo Card: Arcanesword Rating: M (Mature)

Content Warning: There is some light smut (doesn't get naked/too graphic but enough for me to rate it M to be on the safe side) and there will also be some mentions of eating disorders as well as mentions of their not so great parents. That said, this is a multi-chapter fic, so these warnings won't apply to all chapters. But I will post a content warning on the chapters where these things will occur.

You can also read this on AO3 which will also have more of my silly little notes and clarifications.😍

“Guess who’s got a date tonight!?” Steve sing-songed just as Chrissy stepped through their apartment’s front door.

She dropped her commuter bag onto the bench by the front door and stared at Steve and his stupid smile that grew into a muppet grin.  A grin that she longed to punch off his face…

“You?” she deadpanned.  Trying desperately to act nonchalant as she pulled off her sensible yet professional shoes and placed them beneath the bench, hoping that she wasn’t the one that was doomed in this narrative.

“No, I don’t have a date,” Steve laughed as he pointed at her with both index fingers, “But you do.”

“What!?”

“You’ve got a blind date, baby!” Robin appeared out of nowhere with her mouth gaping open like Statler while she and Waldorf laughed maniacally.

Damn it!!!  Why did I open my stupid mouth last week and let, “I need to get back out there,” tumble out in front of Robin and Steve!? 

You said it because you were on your third paloma in one hour and you are a cheap, horny drunk, her inner voice reminded her.  The same voice that she hadn’t listened to last week when it told her to slow down and not to order that third drink.  Stupid inner voice…

Even though she had been nearing three sheets to the wind territory that night, the looks on her roommate’s faces after those words unceremoniously tumbled out of her mouth had immediately sobered her up.  But no amount of frantic arm waving and backpedaling on her part could dissuade their matching grins as they said in unison, “I know the perfect guy for you!” and then those two jabbered back and forth about some guy that Steve worked with who they were sure would be perfect for her—a divorced woman in her mid-20s…  okay, mid-to-late-20s… who needed to get back out there—even though she had tried to tell them that it was the last thing she wanted to do.

She was… just too busy to get back out there.  What with teaching and… commuting and… being scared witless at the prospect of meeting a guy and trying to carry on a normal, human conversation with him and then accidentally blurting out something horribly personal.  Not cute or fun personal like I sometimes eat peanut butter with a spoon, but rather scary personal like I have to count my calories to make sure I consume enough each day because I have an eating disorder that I have to manage for the rest of my life…

She had hoped and prayed that those two would get drunk enough to forget what she had said, and she thought that maybe some higher power heard her and had smiled down on her from above since they hadn’t mentioned anything about her blunder since that night.  But tonight, the sight of her roommates gleefully dancing around their living room revealed that in fact there was no god…

“Nooo…” she frowned as her shoulders slumped, “Come on guys, I had so many parent/teacher conferences after school today and I’m tired…”

“Not no, yes!” Steve threw his arm around her shoulders and walked her across their living room and towards the hallway that led to the bedrooms with Robin behind her holding on to the tops of her arms while she giddily hopped up and down as he continued, “You said that you wanted to get back out there and what better night than tonight, a beautiful Friday—”

“But—” Chrissy tried to interrupt but he would not be dissuaded…

“—evening that’s ripe for love—”

“Ew, gross!” Robin’s tone sounded like she’d just tasted sour milk, “Ripe!?”

“Okay, maybe not ripe…” Steve backtracked as he led them along the hallway towards Chrissy’s bedroom, “But it’s still a nice night and you said it yourself that this was what you wanted, to get back out there and meet someone and—”

“But—”

“And there’s no time like the present,” Robin’s voice shook as she continued to hop up and down like a bunny behind Chrissy, “Plus the guy that Steve set you up with is so perfect for you.”

“Yeah,” Steve nodded as he opened up Chrissy’s bedroom door, “He’s nice and good looking and smart and funny and—”

“Oh, and there’s a surprise too,” Robin bounced energetically, “A nostalgic treat that I know that you’re gonna go nuts for.”

“What!?”  What the hell did “nostalgic treat” mean!?!

“Robin!” Steve laser beamed a glare over Chrissy’s shoulder and said through gritted teeth, “It’s a special secret surprise.”

“Whatever,” Robin’s eyeroll was so loud that Chrissy didn’t need to turn her head to see it, “I didn’t say what it was, so…”

He shook his head as he shifted his jaw and let out an exaggerated sigh, “Yeah, well…” then he looked at Chrissy, “Look, he’s a good guy.  Robin’s met him—”

“Yeah, he’s really nice,” Robin stepped closer and rested her chin on Steve’s hand that was on Chrissy’s shoulder.

“Chrissy, you don’t have be his girlfriend or get married…” he gave her wincing smile as if the word “married” might trigger some latent hostility from her, but it really didn’t because she was so over Jason.

She sighed and gave him a tired smile as she told him, “Continue…”

His smile grew at first, but then it faded, and his voice grew thoughtful, “Look, if you really don’t wanna go, you don’t have to but…  This date has zero strings attached and it might be a good first step on getting back out there, getting back on that horse…”

Chrissy could see the sincerity rolling off of Steve.  He was only trying to help.  He'd probably talked her up to this guy until he finally convinced him to go on a date with her.  And Mr. Blind Date was probably at some restaurant or bar right now waiting for her to show up and what kind of crappy friend would she be if she stood up Steve’s work friend…

Plus, maybe… perhaps…  In some realm of possibilities, maybe this one-time Steve and Robin were right.  Maybe this blind date would be a good start for her to get back out there and learn how to date again…

“Okay, I’ll go…” she sighed and then huffed a laugh when Steve pulled her into a side hug while Robin threw her arms around her middle and hugged her from the back.

“Yes!  And I’m telling you this guy is a good guy, and you won’t regret this!” Steve grinned as he let up on the hug, “Now let’s figure out what you’re gonna wear—”

“No!” Chrissy said firmly as she broke out of the hug and turned around to face both of her friends, “I can dress myself—” she quickly held up a finger when Robin took a breath “—so there won’t be any clothing montages happening at any time tonight!”

“You’re no fun,” Robin griped through a pouty frown that matched Steve’s as Chrissy closed her bedroom door behind her. 

“So, tell me about this great guy,” Chrissy said through the door as she combed through her closet, pushing aside hangers on the search for something to wear.  Something that looked nice but definitely said “no one’s getting lucky tonight.”

Steve and Robin talked over one another in the hallway, and she only heard tidbits of their conversation as she pulled out outfit after outfit and held them up to her body as she looked in the mirror.  She heard that he was tall and had long, wavy brown hair—

“No, it’s curly.” “No Steve, it’s wavy.” “No, he cut it, so it’s more curly now”

She also heard that he had a motorcycle, so he’d probably be wearing a leather jacket.  He’s into music so he’d meet her at a karaoke bar in the Castro, and he works with Steve at SFPUC—

“So, he has a ‘shitty’ job too?” “Hey, without people like me working in sewage, we’d all be up to eyeball in shit!” “Okay calm down, dingus…”

And she heard that he liked to ride his motorcycle down Highway 1 and hike and read on his days off.

She held a dark velvet, burgundy rose print dress up in front of her and sighed because she had to admit, this guy sounded okay.  Maybe she wasn’t too excited about the motorcycle aspect but otherwise he sounded nice, and she wondered as she pulled on the dress, “What type of music does he like?”

“Metal,” Steve said at the same time that Robin said, “Grunge.”

“No, he’s into metal,” Steve scoffed, “He likes Alice in Chains and—”

“That’s grunge, dingus—”

Steve made an incomprehensible noise before he retorted, “It’s metal, like Soundgarden and—”

“Also grunge…”

“It’s metal like Pearl Jam!” Steve said firmly and then quickly added, “And if you say ‘it’s grunge’ one more time, I swear to God, Robin, I’ll fist fight you right here in this hallway—”

“And you’d lose,” Robin laughed.

“She’s right about both things, Steve,” Chrissy called out as she pulled on a pair of dark tights and black leather mary janes with a 2 ½ inch heel, “They’re all grunge bands and Robin would totally kick your ass…”

“Well…  he also likes Iron Maiden and shit like that, so… fucking metal…” Steve grumbled through the door.

Chrissy touched up her make up in the mirror to switch from her daytime/school teacher look to a more nighttime look before she opened the door with a smiling, “Ta-da!”

“Nice,” Steve nodded, mirroring her smile while Robin broke down her outfit, “Yeah, good choices.  A-line dress with the hem just above the knee says fun and flirty but the tights say you’re not putting out and the shoes look like you can run in them—”

“I can,” Chrissy nodded.

“Good choices!”

“Thank you,” Chrissy curtsied for her friends before she grabbed her ID, some cash, and her lip gloss off of her dresser and stashed them in a secret pocket on the dress.

Robin gasped as the pair followed Chrissy back out to the living room, “It’s got pockets!?  I love a dress with pockets!”

“I know, right!?” Chrissy pointed at Robin, “There’s not enough dresses with pockets!”

“Exactly,” Robin nodded, “What if I’m going to a concert and I don’t wanna bring a purse!?  Where am I supposed to—”

“Hey,” Steve barked with a grin, “You two save the pocket conversation for later because you gotta move your ass to make it to the karaoke bar, young lady”.

As Steve hurried Chrissy to the front door, he filled her in on the details about the blind date, details like she was supposed to meet him at the karaoke bar that the three of them had been to before on Castro and the guy would be waiting for her at the bar, before he hustled her out the door.

“Have fun storming the castle,” Robin leaned against Steve as Chrissy made her way down the narrow stairs of the converted Victorian from their apartment to the main door.

“Call if you need anything like… if you need someone to kick someone else’s ass,” Steve wrapped his arm around his best friend, “And I’ll send Robin.”

Chrissy rolled her eyes with a smile and waved before she went through the main door and down the dusky streets towards the bus stop.

--

“Wow,” Robin sighed, “I really thought that she’d chicken out and stay home.”

“Yeah,” Steve smiled as he closed the door, “Same here.  But it’s good that she’s getting back out there.  I mean, someone in this household needs to…”

“Yeah…” Robin scrunched up her face as the smile fell off of Steve’s and she thought about how it had been over a year since she and Vicky had broken up and how Steve had been single for almost as long after Nancy left him yet again for Jonathan and maybe they should take their own advice and get back out there but…  “Hey, you wanna watch X-Files?”

“Yeah,” Steve nodded, “Popcorn?”

“Yeah,” she nodded back as they made their way to the kitchen to get a couple of drinks while Steve popped popcorn and melted butter on the stove top.

After they had settled on the couch and watched the cold open for this week’s episode and as the opening credits played, Robin grabbed a handful of buttery popcorn and wondered, “Did you tell Chrissy to go to the karaoke bar on Castro or the one in the Castro?”

“In… on… what’s it matter?” he said through a mouthful of popcorn, “I told her to go to the one that we’d gone to before.”

“Well…” Robin looked over at her friend, eyes widening with worry, “We’ve been to two in the Castro but only one of the two is actually on Castro…”

“I…” he looked back at his friend, panicky eyes mirroring hers, “The one on Castro is the one with the burrito place next door, right?  I told Derek to meet her at that one since he knew where the burrito place was already…”

“No, the one on Castro has the Thai place next door…”

“Shit!”

“Yeah, no kidding shit!” Robin nodded.

“Fuck, you think it’s too late to catch her?”

“Well, it’s been like 15 minutes, so what you think dingus?”

“Fu—uck!” Steve threw back his head and looked up at the ceiling but then looked at Robin, “Okay, so all is not completely fucked…”

She raised her brow at him to tell him oh no, it’s fucked…

“No, no,” he pointed a buttery finger at her, “When she gets there and he’s not there, she’ll call home to yell at me, and then I’ll tell her I got the place wrong and send her to the other karaoke bar…”

“Okay,” Robin shifted her jaw as she nodded, “Okay, that might work since they’re only like 15 minutes apart.”

“Yeah, exactly,” he smiled nervously, “She’ll go to the other bar and meet Derek and flip out when she finds out that he loves to sing ‘Uptown Girl’ at karaoke and then she’ll be thanking us for the rest of our lives," he looked at the TV and muttered, "God, I hope it's not fucked..."

--

~SFPUC stands for San Francisco Public Utilities Commission.

[just-my-latest-hyperfixation]

oh hello, I am here for my first beloved hype fic: someone who cares! prompt: "do you remember when we first met?"

I'll leave the rest to you and your gigantic, perfect brain <333

Lex!! 😍 Thank you so much for all your support and for giving this little universe so much love. These two were the starting point of my Steddie obsession AND of my fanfic journey, and they'll always hold a special place in my heart. Hope you'll enjoy their wedding day!

Perfect, somehow

Rated: G

Words: 986

Tags: No UD AU; Modern AU, Steve is Dustin’s dad; Established relationship; Wedding day; Eddie Munson is a sweetheart; Steve Harrington needs a hug

Notes: Set in the same universe as Someone who cares

Steve is staring out at the rain and the soggy decorations dangling sadly from the branches of the apple tree when he hears the bedroom door open.

“Hey Robs,” he sighs, fiddling with the flimsy zipper of the dry cleaner bag. “Do you think it’s too late to reschedule the whole thing? I know Eddie will be disappointed, but-” 

“Disappointed?” says a voice behind him. A very familiar, very male voice that is distinctly not Robin’s. “I think the word you’re looking for is fucking livid, honey.” 

“What the fuck?” Steve yelps, whirling around so suddenly he nearly topples. “I told Dustin to get Robin!” 

Eddie shrugs - or at least Steve thinks he does. It’s a bit hard to say with only his head poking into the room, the rest of him still hidden behind the half-open door. “She’s downstairs talking to the caterer. Can I come in or what? Dustin said, and I quote, Dad looks like he’s about to puke on his ugly-ass shoes.” 

Steve’s gaze flicks down to his tan leather slippers. He bought them especially for today, to have something to go with his cream suit. 

“It’s bad luck to see each other before the ceremony,” he mutters. 

“Yeah right,” Eddie snorts and steps into the room. The mumble of voices from downstairs dims as he shuts the door behind him. “Except from what you just said, you’d rather not have a ceremony at all.” 

“That’s not true,” Steve blurts. “Of course I wanna- … oh shit, you look amazing.” 

Eddie smiles - the boyish and dimpled one that was one of the first things Steve fell in love with - playing with the lapels of his suit jacket. Black, just like his shirt and tie and pants. His hair has been tamed into a braid, the first stubborn strands already escaping and curling around his face. 

“Thanks,” he says, black leather shoes nervously scuffing on the bedroom floor. “You only get married once, huh? If you still wanna. Marry me, that is.” 

Steve groans. The dry cleaner bag, still clutched in his clammy hands, crinkles as he flops down on the bed. 

“Of course I wanna marry you. I wanna marry you so fucking badly, you have no idea!” 

Eddie’s brow wrinkles. “Then what’s the problem?” 

“What’s the problem?” Steve blurts, gesturing frantically at the curtain of rain behind the windowpane. “I wanted this to be perfect, and now? Weather forecast says it won’t stop raining until tomorrow, and even if it did, the yard’s a fucking mud field. And as if that wasn’t enough, the fucking dry cleaner ruined my suit jacket.” 

He unzips the bag, shaking the mess inside at Eddie’s face. Those pretty brown eyes grow large. 

“Whoa,” Eddie mutters. “Please tell me you demanded your money back.” 

Steve doesn't reply, just continues to stare at him with the same glum expression. Eddie’s eyes go soft and he huffs a laugh. 

“Hey,” he says, plucking the bag from Steve’s hands and tossing it over a chair. Then, he plops down on the mattress beside him, knee to knee, and links their fingers. “Do you remember when we first met?” 

“Huh?” Steve blinks. “Yes, of course, why do you-” 

“I was one failed rent payment away from sleeping on the curb,” Eddie interrupts him, smile wide and happy. “The power company had cut me off weeks ago, and besides, I had pawned my laptop, so I hand wrote my application for that job you'd posted. Not that I thought I'd get it, but I was sort of grasping at straws, y’know?” 

His smile is warm and fond when he looks at Steve.

“That apartment building of yours was so fucking fancy. And then you barged out of that stupid, pompous penthouse and I thought shit, not only is he filthy rich, he's also disgustingly hot on top? Gimme a break, that's just unfair.” 

Steve scoffs, heat prickling at the base of his neck. “C'mon now, I was a mess. My father was breathing down my back at work, I felt like I was failing as a dad. The bags under my eyes were probably reaching my knees.” 

Eddie laughs, loud and carefree and Steve loves him. Loves him so fucking much, wants to spend the rest of his life listening to that laugh. Still can't believe he'll get to. 

“Okay, one: you looked like a fucking dream, baby. And two: I think we can agree we both weren't in the best of places, each in his own way. Right?” 

Steve scoffs. “Yeah, agreed.” 

Eddie's fingers squeeze his, the touch warm and familiar. The shape of his hand. The warm metal of his rings. Skulls and crosses, and the plain silver one Steve gave him on the day he proposed to him. “And still here we are, huh?” 

Steve takes a moment to let this sink in. Here they are. The man he loves and him, with the family they chose downstairs, ready to build a future together. 

“Yeah,” he breathes. “Here we are, I guess.” 

“So, what d’you say?” Eddie hums, lifting their entwined hands to kiss Steve’s knuckles. “You wanna get married?” 

Steve can't help it, he laughs. “Hell yeah, let's do it.” 

“Yesss,” Eddie cheers, jumping off the bed and punching at the air. “Let's fucking go!” 

Then, he starts unlacing his shoes. He's taken off his socks and is rolling up his pants before Steve finds his words again. 

“Erm, Eddie? What are you doing?” 

Eddie, just in the process of shrugging out of his suit jacket, shoots him a toothy grin. “What we do best, love. I'm making it work.”

They say their vows ankle-deep in mud, with the wind blowing rain under their umbrella and ruining their hair. It's nothing like Steve ever imagined his wedding day to be. It's all he never knew he wanted. 

And damn if that isn't its own kind of perfect. 

More celebration ficlets!

[cyborg-franky]

Can you make a HC about what they do when Luffy is King of Pirates, the One Piece is found, Mystery of "D" resolved and so on? I mean if they stay Pirates, settle down, marry or do another profession. 👀 When there 35 plus or older. Please with Zoro, Sanji, Law and Kid 😍

Ooooh how fun! I did a bunch of chars including the ones you wanted : D

Sanji Sanji finds the all blue and makes his own floating restaurant. Luffy always comes to visit and always eats him out of house and home. Sanji has long hair he keeps in a ponytail, and he has a beard he keeps in a braid, just like his old man [Zeff <3] Sanji is tough love with teaching his chefs but they all love and respect him. He’s married to his work and also every pretty person who steps foot in his restaurant. He calls it ‘The All Blue’ and he charges people with alot of money but helps out those in need. Thanks to Luffy being not just the pirate king but also a yonko his place is considered untouchable by the marines and thus everyone can come and eat here fearlessly with no worries. 

Zoro He’s the greatest swordsman in the world. He never leaves Luffy’s side, always sailing the high seas with his captain. When he does eventually settle down he gets married, and everyone is invited, even Sanji. He runs his own dojo now in Kuina’s memory, he teaches kids how to fight. He doesn’t turn away people who are female-bodied/identify as girls because he knows how strong they can be and would never play the sexist card. Everyone who trains with him are equal and valid. He would teach his own children how to fight too. He’s a firm but fair teacher. He still has that short mossy hair of his, maybe he’s got some ink now.

Nami Fame, wealth, power! Some say that’s just for the Pirate king, but Nami would disagree, Nami has everything she’s ever wanted. She sends back loads of money to her home island which have repaired all the damage that the Arlong Pirates ever did. They become a thriving community. She even makes sure there is a lovely orphanage, in memory of Bellmere with orange trees all around where young women can grow and learn skills and become strong and anything they want to be. Nami gets her short hair back.

Robin and Franky Together, but not married. Neither wants to get a piece of government-approved paperwork to say they are married. Robin can piece together all the mysteries of the world, the void century is her’s and she passed on everything she can to her students. She makes sure the next generation of the world will remember everything that happened both good and bad and as long as there are people alive who know what happened, who have seen the devil and god history can avoid repeating itself. Robin has her bangs back, and wears her long, long hair in a braid. 

Franky becomes a teacher himself! He passes on the amazing shipwright skills he learned from Tom to anyone who wants to come and learn from him. Both are a blessing to the generations after. Maybe Franky has toned down his look a little and he’s more like he was in pre-skip? 

Brook Still a hecken popular musician who is going around touring, loved by many, and as long as his music keeps touching people's hearts and he always has fans, he won’t ever truly be alone. He obviously reunites with Laboon too!

Jinbei Retired, living his best life back at Fishman Island, and has a spouse now. He keeps an eye on Fishman island though there is nothing but peace. After all the island and his people are protected by the pirate king himself.

Usopp Usopp goes off and becomes a pirate captain himself! But it doesn’t last very long, it’s just not the same so he retires and goes into writing books. He writes stories of all his fantastic adventures and inspires the hearts and minds of many young people who all want to be pirates. He also takes up art as a more serious profession. He writes and does his own artwork. Usopp’s Fables. Maybe he goes back to his village, him being a famous writer brings good things for the sleepy village.

Chopper Goes back to DRUM and helps the people, bringing back doctors to the island. DRUM once again becomes well known for how amazing its doctors are. He’s a good teacher for those wanting to be in the medical field.

Luffy THE PIRATE KING HIMSELF? Every night is still a party, he only settles down when the last of his crew wants to seek their own fortunes. He visits them all. Spending his time traveling between them and going on adventures. He never truly settles down. Just married to his love of life. 

Law Still a pirate, still with his crew because they are and always will be his family. He did everything he set out to do, take people down, and get revenge, he didn’t ever see his life past Dressrosa to start with so everything is a bonus. The only difference is now the heart pirates have less of a reputation for their captain being scary and cruel but the best place to take anyone with a rare illness. He specializes in learning about them and healing them. Totally rocking more tattoos everywhere and a ponytail maybe. Or an undercut…

Kid IGNORING CANON Him and his crew are still an issue for the world government, even in their 30s, 40s, hell even when they're 70 they are wild and causing chaos all across the world. Kid loses his violent streak and is just out here with his boys having the time of his life. Maybe he has a partner or two, he and Killer going polyam at last.

Marco Marco even at like 80 still looks younger, still a doctor on Sphinx but this time he’s not so honour bound to the memory of Whtiebeard and Ace. He sometimes leaves the island to go on adventures. He visits his partners, finally allowing himself to date again. He becomes a vet as well as a doctor, helping out people on islands he visits while seeing his partners. He’s enjoying his retirement, he has so many people in his life again that it heals his heart. Still, he aches for everything he’s lost, he always will but now he’s not shackled by it.

Sabo Thanks to his efforts and the RA the world is a more equal place, he makes sure of it. Aside from all of that. Maybe Sabo has a partner, maybe he’s allowed himself to have a few kids that he raises to be good and just and to never see the world as black and white but all the greys that the world is built up of. Making sure the next generation has a strong sense of their own justice. Sabo also wrote a huge book documenting Luffy’s travels after listening to his brother tell the stories over and over. The book becomes the legend of the Pirate King. The story inspires another era of pirates.

[silenzahra]

^me inviting myself into your inbox like I own the place yet again

What's up, sis?👋

Since much like myself you're a Disney fan and we seem to have similar taste in them, what are your, say, top 5 favorite Disney movies and what do you like about them (a few words are fine, not asking for an essay, dw)?

To narrow it down a bit, let's exclude Pixar movies from this ranking, although I sure wouldn't mind hearing about your favorite Pixar movies - and DreamWorks movies, for that matter - as well.

Just something fun to think about in your spare time😁

Hey there, bro 👋

This was definitely the BEST way for my beloved twin to come into my inbox 😁😁 Which of course is YOUR inbox too, my dear Mugi!! 🥰

Oooohhh hehe, I absolutely LOVE that you asked me this question 😁😁 Hmmmm I can't promise I won't write short essays, but I'll try to keep it short lol 🤪

Okay, it was hard as heck to reduce it only to five movies (I could totally tell you my top 50 lol), but I picked the ones that are most significant to me for one reason or another. So, let's-a go!

5 - Beauty and the Beast

I mean, this one HAD to be here. This movie isn't only beautiful and hides valuable lessons, but also, Belle is the Disney Princess I relate to the most. I mean... just look at her 👇

She's literally me walking into a bookstore lol. And not only she's a bookworm like me, but also a daydreamer, aims to have more in her life than she already has, and I really admire her strength and bravery. I also love the rest of the characters, the entire movie is such a delight for the eyes, and the music is wonderful too. I can never get tired of watching it honestly. And even though I liked the live action version, I still prefer the original one.

Anyways, I said I'd keep it short so let's move on to the next one 👇

4 - Aladdin

Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa 🎶

Okay, I know Aladdin isn't exactly the most sincere person on Earth, but I still love his personality so much, especially his kindness and gentleness. The entire movie is pure fantasy to me, both the characters and the songs immediately bring me back to my childhood, and I really love the story, the lessons, and of course the jokes 🤭 And all the characters are just so unique... especially the Genie! Always wanted to have a friend like him hehe 😁

Robin Williams really was a legend 👏👏

3 - The Emperor's New Groove

I mean... need I say more? 😁

This movie is the FUNNIEST. I could watch it over and over again and I'd still laugh at every single joke, the characters' shenanigans, and obviously this iconic scene that I know both in English and Spanish 😂 Besides, Yzma is my most favorite Disney villain. She's my spiritual animal lol 😂 She and Kronk make one of the most comical (if not THE) duos ever, I swear I could just die laughing because of them 💀

I have to say I can actually understand her since Kuzco really is a brat at the beginning of the movie (I wanted to punch him lol). But also, speaking of which, one of my favorite scenes is him and Pacha learning to climb up the mountain back to back. Reminds me of a certain pair of brothers 😁

2 - Tangled

Beautiful, BEAUTIFUL movie 😍😍😍

It's just. SO MAGICAL. This movie is also an immediate jump back to my childhood and how I always believed in the magic that was shown in my favorite Disney movies. The story is beautiful and gives so many amazing lessons, the visuals are wonderful and breathtaking, with tons of purple and yellow going together, and you know I just LOVE that combo very much. And I swear, the Kingdom Dance scene immediately followed by the floating laterns one... Yeah, I cry a lot watching those. Like a baby 🥲 Just, the magic really hits me with this movie and specifically with these two scenes. And I freaking LOVE Rapunzel and Eugene and their relationship, both separately and as a couple they're just my favorites ever. And the ending kills me every time 🥲

My favorite Disney couple, just. They're PERFECT. Rapunzel is awesome, she's actually my favorite Disney princess because I just ADORE her personality and all her growth and evolution throughout the movie. And Flynn/Eugene is just so silly and charming and handsome. I'd marry him on the spot 👉👈

I had to ramble a bit more about this one because it's my second favorite, I mean 😅 Buuuut here's my top 1! 👇

1 - The Lion King

I swear just by seeing the sun rising I can hear the song in my head and I get all the chills. This movie is just PERFECT in every way to me. It has one of the BEST soundtracks of all time, I literally can't pick a favorite song, and the instrumental ones also break me (especially the music from the scene where Simba and Mufasa play together 🥲). The story is awesome and so deep, and I love how the funny moments are balanced so well with the serious ones.

I absolutely LOVE all the characters, especially Simba (and Mufasa, always loved and admired him), and again I really love his evolution throughout the movie. And, again 🤪 the visuals are wonderful. I've always loved warm colors and I just adore how beautiful this entire movie looks. Also, yes, I cry my heart out with THAT scene, and the ending also makes me so emotional 🥲

Oh, and I just can't forget about Scar. The CHILLS this character gives me! I'd say he's the best Disney villain simply because he does achieve his goal... and doesn't hesitate to murder his own brother to get it. Also his song is just freaking awesome lol, one of the many Disney songs that I know by heart in both Spanish and English 👏👏

Aaaand before I go, since you mentioned Pixar and Dreamworks, lemme just add a couple of gifs to show which are my favorite films from each studio 😁

So there you have it!! These are my answers and I really hope you enjoyed reading them 😁😁

Thank you so so much for sending this ask, my dear bro!! I really LOVE talking about Disney as you can see hehe, and of course I LOVE getting asks too 🥰 So I hope I could satiate your curiosity and I'll be more than happy to hear your thoughts on my choices ❤️💚