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Silly Game Time: What are your adjectives? No, not your pronouns, but descriptive words for your personality.
(For example, mine are Eccentric, Irreverent, and ... Hermetic. I am a dictionary-thesaurus, and have ALL the words.)
i am criminogenic, ecaudate, eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious, insulse (?), rabelaisian, and typically wertfrei.
#asks#silly game time#okay yes this WAS an excuse to dump some weird words#in all seriousness i am funny
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compilation of ace attorney law school struggle tweets. please send thoughts and prayers while i wait to find out if i get to graduate so i can throw my textbooks directly into the fucking sun
#all refs are to australian law#rookposting#twitter#ace attorney#phoenix wright#eta: as funny as it is i do want to make clear i didnt ONLY get into law bc of aa hahaha#it definitely kickstarted my interest in law!#but dont worry this isnt phoenix wright simulator for me!#i take it very seriously!#and fundamentally i am in it to help people#second eta as of mid to late 2023 yes i graduated!
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Okay hear me out for this one...
40 years of franchise
Optimus Prime has had Elita(g1, tfa, and tfe), no? But also that weird tension with Shockwave(g1 idw), Dion (g1), and of course his obsession with Megatron(everything), right?
Okay, so you know... pretty bi to me :D
But then you have Megatron. So with Megatron, you see Kiloton, Ultra Magnus (idw and Netflix trilogy) Rodimus (idw) Starscream(choose your media) and of course his obsession with Optimus Prime, right?
No women, I see no tension with any female-presenting robot in the franchise, right? I remember him being close with elita in the Netflix trilogy before the war broke out, but I don't remember it being a love triangle kind of thing.
And he once said Nightbird was "hot enough to replaced you (Starscream)" when said mech said "she's not so hot" (g1 cartoon)
Other than that nothing.
We have both make and female characters lusting over him, tho. However, he hasn't reciprocated their avances (unicron trilogy)
SO... what I'm trying to say is that nothing in 40 years of franchise negates the possibility of Megatron being gay since Megatron has never hinted any interest towards women or female-presenting robots.
#steel rambles#transformers#maccadam#maccadams#shitpost#megatron#optimus prime#megop#please don't take this post seriously this was just a random funny thought#like idk in my mind they're all pan bevause I am pan and they're all toys but for the sake of the argument let's pretend this makes sense :D#ayo next year hasbro is gonna give Megatron a girlfriend just to spite me ya wanna bet????
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In light of uh... Recent trigun events on twitter, here's a tihylttw and trigun crossover
#yhank you bigolas dickolas Wolfwood for your servise#when worlds collide#thisnis literally thr worst timeline#ao much has happned over the past 12 hours and wathing it fuvking live has been interesting#sometimes twotter is amazing#anyway heres blue as vash and red as wolfwood but with a few character design liberties#i always tske my shitpost srt so damn seriously man#im on a huge trigun server and all we cna tlak abt is this situation i am pissing myself#its so funny and just so... random#like top 10 things i never would have tjought would happen ever#anyway im capitalising off of thr fact trogun is trendeing lol#cursed#my art#trigun#trigun wolfwood#vash trigun#trigun maximum#tihylttw#this is how you lose the time war#trigun fanart#trigun art#blue tihylttw#red tihylttw#books#sapphic books
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some additional doodles and a Lot of Headcanons... sorry if im spamming these a little bit. ive got so many thoughts in my head, lmao
theres my older pacifica- after weirdmageddon, her and gideon become friends. theyre both sort of ostracized from the town as a whole bc of their past attitudes/actions so they cling together and become buds. its nice having someone else who 'gets' it.
pacifica moved out as soon as she could to get away from her folks and has a job at a local mall. gideon enables her to enjoy at least SOME of her old luxuries by taking her shopping and to get their nails done together and stuff. also his prison buddies help ''kindly persuade'' her parents not to break her enforced no-contact rule from time to time. i know the two have the bitchiest gossip in the entire town together. sometimes when its hard to be 'nice' they know they can at least vent to the other and they wont get judged for it, yknow?
also some backstory doodles! he was a Normal Kid, Once. or close enough to it. gideon was a sickly child and was sheltered and homeschooled for most of his life. the gleefuls moved from texas to oregon when he was about seven (yes i know this breaks canon a little. its fine shh.) and he found journal 2 shortly after. things went downhill from there
other notes. he's always kept his hair long, but used to either let it down or tie it into a long braid. he very briefly attended a public school and he didnt fare very well there (fat kid + albino + 'girly' + general weird interests is basically painting a massive target on your back) he used to stay up and watch late night televangelists when he couldnt sleep in hospital and copped his aesthetic from there
sorry this post is so long i have a lot of thoughts about him </3
#alloyart#gravity falls#gideon gleeful#pacifica northwest#i dont think pacificas 'aesthetic' changes much apart from she allows herself to be more casual now bc she has less 'standards' to uphold#shes still learning what she actually ENJOYS. because shes had her whole life dictated by her parents up until now. its slow going#its funny how in my 'carrying on from canon' au/timeline basically everyone tries to become a nicer or better person#pacificas parents are not included in this tho. fuck em lol. she does NOT have contact with them if she does not absolutely HAVE to.#and having a pal who knows a lot of criminals is actually comforting. gids puts the wall of muscle between her and her parents#they got that upper-middle class solidarity goin on#anyway. sorry this is a fuckin wall of text. like i said ive got SO many headcanons ive not posted publicly#Talk To Me About Gideon Charles Gleeful [i am gripping my desk very tightly]#(in all seriousness if you ever want to hear more uh. idk. send me an ask or something. ask me about headcanons. i'll be happy)
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words cannot describe how much i love ichi and jyushi’s dynamic like seriously bro their dynamic is so cute like RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH 😭💜💛✨
sorry abt that i just love these two soooooo fucking muchhhhhh 😭🙏
apologies for the lack of posts in the past few weeks— luckily i just finished my finals few days ago and i’m finally on winter break yippee
#osomatsu san#mr osomatsu#ichimatsu#jyushimatsu#i love their dynamic#like seriously its very much the cynical calm sibling and the energetic hyper sibling#they’re so cute RAAAAAAAAAAH#istg the upcoming fourth season better feed me more episodes with these two#i just want more epiodes with these two bro#their personallities are just so different#and i fucking live for it#they are besties ur honor#i love how ichi really cares about jyushi#that shows how he’s actually a good person even tho he can be a dick at times#tbh the matsus can all be dicks but they’re still genuinely good people#thats what makes oso san such a good and funny show#BLMATSU DNI#i am still alive btw#just not very active#plus focused on other sites too#but i just finished finals YIPPEEEEEE
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For Dru (@fortheloveofaussiegrit), thank you for completely and utterly brainrotting me with this moment 🙏
#HEHEHEHE SOO HAPPY WITH THIS AAAAAHHHHHH#hope you like it dru <3#originally i was just going to draw oscar with the plushie#but then im like wait....mark is the type to proudly take pics of him(that clip of him taking pics of oscar)#but seriously that clip literally fucking murdered me#like it starts off with him randomly being all cutesy like#'oscar was tucked into bed 🥰 with his teddy 🥰🥰 which is a kangaroo actually! 🥰🥰'#which like murdered me on the spot. was literally just slapping my chair at that#and then the rest of the clip praising him and then comparing at the end#THANK YOU MARK FOR THAT. I GUESS.#just like. he hears party and champagne and his first thought is oscar cozy in bed...okay 🤔🤭#two theories(i said this to dru already):#A. he is telling the truth. i mean cmon came up with that one so quickly!#B. they had a private party to celebate oscar's win-*I am forcibly dragged away*#but jokes aside. so funny for mark to just headcanon on broadcast#f1#formula 1#mark webber#oscar piastri#2023 qatar gp#oscarmark#i dont know if ive actually ever seen any oscarmark fanart before? interesting#catie.art.
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exploding hammers
#you all know what i mean by this#if I get banned for this I am going to piss myself laughing#seriously guys if this is my last post it will be a hell of a way to be remembered#(I don't think that's gonna happen)#(but god it would be funny. inconvenient tho.)
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hobie genuinely making miles snort-laugh with such a stupid lame joke but miles just cant help it!
its like miles' lame "am i late or are you all just early?" joke that gwen giggled at in itsv. every spiderperson is super lame and corny
for example, hobie taking miles to his boat for the first time
miles: you live on a BOAT??! how?!! :O
hobie: i mean i gotta, dont i? i'm an anarchist. all i ever do is… "pirate" ;)
miles:
hobie:
miles:
hobie:
miles, turning around suddenly: snrrkk kmfmfff-
#clown horn#punkflower#miles morales#hobie brown#spiderverse#here i am yet again pushing the loser nerd hobie agenda#if loser hobie has zero fans i am dead#i WILL convert every hobie stan along with me. you WILL join the church of dorky hobie 🫵🏼#you have no other choice!!!!!!!#and you just KNOW he has a shit eating grin the whole time just waiting for miles to break#bc he KNOWS. he KNOWS miles will laugh!#and pobrecito miles just standing there trying to play it off as a weird sneeze or smthn#face lit up to 400 degrees Celsius trying to deny he ever found that lame joke funny#no seriously hobie cmon man STOP that joke literally wasn't funny at all bro i didnt eVEN LAUGH--#hobie: >:3#mi writing
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Final last words
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWAWAWWWWWAAAAAAA
#mean to me#but honestly its so funny#like how am I supposed to explain to people that my main obsession right now is a little fairy cartoon#at least with dhmis I could be all like 'oooooh its spooky horror for adults you should watch it'#SNIFFFFF#people do not take my fairy show recs seriously😢
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Ok guys stop making really good analysis stuff on arcane. Especially lil Isha😭
THAT BROKE ME SO BAD. HOLY CRAP. BRING HER BACK RN.
#what am I talking about?? act 5 came out today and she was fine! she was literally seen with jinx going on the blimp thingy!#we all saw it!!#jinx n Isha are happy and well!!#seriously tho#i got so attached to jinx n isha because it was finally a moment of happiness for jinx#even isha#they both made each other better#in a way#argh#quit making me sad arcane analyzers#I hate n love u for pointing things out#sorry for the rambling#arcane#arcane season two#jinx arcane#arcane jinx#arcane isha#lil sha#<- that name is so funny she gangsta#jinx and isha#WAHH
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TITT you will always be famous to me
#ok why the fuck did we all agree to use that acronym#because I can not take it seriously#and it’s a masterpiece of a song and it’s so sad#WHY THE FUCK AM I CALLING IT TITT 😭😭#but it’s also really funny#so we shouldn’t stop#the outsiders musical#the outsiders broadway#the outsiders#throwing in the towel
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It's missing my father hours rn so imma just dump a bunch of pictures here and cry
( sorry i don't know the source of anything I just had them on my phone)
(also dont read the tags i just need to let it out lol)
#I just realized I can call him dad easier than my real dad and now I understand why am I so damn attached to him#I always knew he was a parental figure for me#but now I connected the dots#How when u have an absent dad and a d34d mom a guy shows up in ur life#that tells u life advice that both of ur parents failed to do so#and makes u feel safe the first time in ur life#ofc ud become attached#i know for sure its unhealthy how much i love and miss him#he occupies most of my thoughts honestly#But how could i not cling to him so much when he was the only one who gave me hope in life#i try to keep going and even tho he is not here i keep telling myself whatever he taught me. i keep reminding myself he wants us to live an#bloom and be free#and that's what ill try to do#but you know somedays i wish i could just disappear and be wrapped in eternal happiness#its so fucking hard to pull yourself out of the slump man im so fucking tired im so so tired#somedays i wish id have the courage to off myself but i know that deep down i want to live and ive always wanted to live but i have no idea#how to live. i feel like i finally found a purpose and someone i love. but at the same time im always doubting myself and im scared of losi#g this little hope again and i know i should cherish and use it instead but each day i have this anxiety because rn i have nothing else if#lose this i seriously will lose everything atp. but ill still try bc rn its this or death so i should try im just damn tired yes anyways#sorry for being depressing some days just dont work out but thats okay#yes at the same time i want to get out of my head and try to find some friends but i cant deny that im highkey fucked up and i just cant le#go of my past and i still feel like that helpless unloved kid and idk how to form relationships this way. i dont trust myself at all so idk#how to trust others. and i feel like in order to find ppl that would love me i have to overshare abt my whole lifestory bc it still dictate#my life heavily. and since i met this band its better cuz im learning to deal w it and i want to heal from everything but yes at the same t#me who would wqnt to be friends w. someone that has like a year of life experience and 18 years of depression lol#so yes its complicated. bc i have friends but im like the funny friend. the one that is as shallow as puddle and has no problems but honest#y im genuinely sufferint qnd have been sufferinz all my life so i want to come out of my funny friend role. but that wojld mean i have to t#ll the shit i went through to all my friends but tbh it would be so random so ye. i do have a plan though. how it could work. But yes im ti#ed have been tired for 7 years now. But this time around i hope i can successfully get out of this torture cycle lol.#ok sorry this is what happens after puberty guys i could beva research case for a damn mental institute atp xdd
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as someone who has just started volunteering in a big op shop 2 days a week.... if you're the type of person that just leaves a whole ass mountain of clothes strewn on the floor of a change-room and maybe haphazardly hung up on the wall or direct on the floor in front of the change room rack... I reserve my right to believe that I should be allowed to flay you alive when the purge happens. also this is playing in my head right after you have the audacity to do this and probably say to yourself that "well, it's their job anyway 😒🙄. why should i even try and bother to help them?"
however, if you're the type of person who honestly tries to rehang your clothes on the hanger and either puts them back correctly on the return rack at the change rooms.... or EVEN BETTER puts it back in the CORRECT clothes rack where you got it from (or at least you guessed where you got it from and say put it in size 8 when it's size 10 or something). I am passionately, earnestly, eagerly, ardently, caringly, wholeheartedly, tenderly, vigorously, etc, making out with you. with tongue. sloppy style. we can do anything else sloppy style too if you wish, king or queen.
#life#about me#shut up ilona#ilona tries to be funny and relatable#ilona tries to cash in on an oldish (i suppose) meme#but seriously though#i spent the WHOLE FUCKING DAY working on change rooms at the salvos today and i am GOING INSANE#a group of teens came in to try on ugly formal dress for what i assume is an op shop ball thing#and they just left EVERYTHING all over the floor and maybe ONE thing on the wall (just a hanger)#and another changeroom at tbe#*at the back of our shop had like 16 garmenta hung on the wall half hap hazardly#i nearly cracked thr shits and fucking screamed#i didnt scream but i did when i got back to my car#and its all bc we dont have a clothes limit like target and other big retailers do#apparently they used to but for some reason head office decided to get rid of it for some fucking bizarre reeason#like if qe had a limit of 5 items of clothes for a CR#then people wouldnt have the fucking audacity to fucking dump out a whole fucking basket's or trolley's.....#....worth of fucking clothes on a CR floor or haphazardly on the wall our on the chair ourside of the changetooms
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i will call myself autistic and people will think i'm just using it as a silly, chronically online, tiktok-diagnosed-me term, and then they'll spend a little bit more time with me and they're like oh
#if you know me on a super surface level i can pass as kinda normal#but the more time you spend with me the more obvious it is tbh lmao#like when i say that i am autistic i fully mean it#stimming hyperfixations meltdowns and all#the whole shebang#but it also kinda sucks that the term “autistic” has been kinda watered down so much#people don't really see me being autistic as the same as me being disabled#cause like yeah i'm autistic and i really like my silly little tv shows and spending lots of time on tumblr#but i'm also autistic and need lots of alone time in order to properly interact with other people#i'm autistic and i don't like any form of physical contact no matter how well i know you#i'm autistic and loud sudden noises affect my ability to function#i'm autistic and if i push myself too hard i WILL burnout and that will be unable to perform basic tasks#i'm autistic and eye contact is almost impossible for me#i'm autistic and i will regularly miss social cues and accidentally come across as rude#and it sucks that i'll say i'm autistic and people won't take me seriously#and then they'll act surprised when i an autistic person act autistic#but at the same time i can't lie it is kinda funny when i tell people i'm autistic and they're like#“but you seem normal”#cause oh boy#you have no idea#my posts#ah i love rambling in the tags#autism#actually autistic#autistic things
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he can be a little gaudy . as a treat
#how the way he is viewed by the fanbase has evolved over the years is so funny to me#pre-dst fans were like woah this guy is so mysterious. i bet hes super evil and a killer or something#and now post dst#klei is like no hes just silly and kindhearted and a little bit ostentatious.#and now everyone is like ok even better👍👍#what a glow up#such funny characterization too. like#yes he loves shenanigans. yes he also takes fashion incredibly seriously. yes he also dresses horribly anyways. yes he is so so joyous#epitome of i am cringe but i am free#we can all take something from that LOL#fanart#dont starve#dont starve together#dst#don’t starve#don’t starve together#don't starve#don't starve together#wes dst#dst wes#wes dont starve
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