#i didnt scream but i did when i got back to my car

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

as someone who has just started volunteering in a big op shop 2 days a week.... if you're the type of person that just leaves a whole ass mountain of clothes strewn on the floor of a change-room and maybe haphazardly hung up on the wall or direct on the floor in front of the change room rack... I reserve my right to believe that I should be allowed to flay you alive when the purge happens. also this is playing in my head right after you have the audacity to do this and probably say to yourself that "well, it's their job anyway 😒🙄. why should i even try and bother to help them?"

however, if you're the type of person who honestly tries to rehang your clothes on the hanger and either puts them back correctly on the return rack at the change rooms.... or EVEN BETTER puts it back in the CORRECT clothes rack where you got it from (or at least you guessed where you got it from and say put it in size 8 when it's size 10 or something). I am passionately, earnestly, eagerly, ardently, caringly, wholeheartedly, tenderly, vigorously, etc, making out with you. with tongue. sloppy style. we can do anything else sloppy style too if you wish, king or queen.

[apathyfairy]

someone who is good at reading too much into nothing pls analyze my dream

[713-4th-ward-g]

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[rainroses45]

Imagine being on your period with the winchester brothers.

i mean i’m currently late for mine (AND NO IM NOT PREGNANT) and lately i’ve been feeling like i could strangle any man that approaches me

like just picture dean starring at you like “wtf” as you just beat up the demon barehanded

the sick son of a bitch doesn’t even have time to react back..you are just going full WWE mode on them

not to mention sam would be so worried he would try to walk towards you but dean would just put his hand in front of him like “sammy let her cook”

you would just be throwing punches and screaming “TELL EVE WHEN I SEE HER I WILL FUCKEN RIP OUT HER UTERUS”

to which caused sam to slowly walk back from the scene infront of him, hands in the air in surrender

afterwards dean wouldn’t even complain about the blood dripping down from your face when you enter the impala (he would never say this out loud but you scared him)

sam would sit still the entire car ride trying to not provoke you into fighting, which to his luck, you almost ended up killing the drive thru worker for forgetting your fries

“Y/n! LET GO OF HIS APRON!” “NOT UNTIL THIS MF GIVES ME MY CURLY FRIES!!”

the guy ended up giving you two boxes filled with fries and sam just did the awkward hand motion he did when dean was about to shoot the pigeon (PLS UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE)

dean would be throwing fries at you the entire car ride back to the motel while announcing“the beast has been fed!”

bonus points if they need to stop to buy you more pads

dean would totally look at you and ask “what size of pussy do you have and what flavor you want?” as he checked out the pads

in the end he got you “some night time ones with lime flavor” to which you almost strangled him for forgetting your candy bar

“I SWEAR DEAN WINCHESTER IF YOU DIDNT GET ME MY CANDY BAR I WILL KILL YOU AND CUT YOU UP JUST TO DUNK THE LITTLE PIECES IN CEMENT AND HIDE THEM ACROSS THE WORLD SO THEY NEVER FIND YOUR FULL CORSPE!”

let’s just say after that dean never forgot your candy bar ever again

[sturnalsm]

𝑰 𝑯𝑨𝑻𝑬 𝑯𝑶𝑾 𝑴𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑰 𝑾𝑨𝑵𝑻 𝒀𝑶𝑼

(M.S)

ˢᵘᵐᵐᵃʳʳʸ: ʸᵒᵘ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐᵃᵗᵗ ᵃʳᵉ ᵉⁿᵉᵐⁱᵉˢ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵉⁿˢⁱᵒⁿ ᵇᵉᵗʷᵉᵉⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵒᵒ ⁱˢ ᵇⁱᵍᵍᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵃᵗᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵉᵃᶜʰᵒᵗʰᵉʳ

!! WARNINGS !! : smut, choking, use of Y/N, pet names, swearing.

you loved hanging out with the triplets, thry are very good friends, except for... Matthew. you cant stand eachother. everytime you are around eachother you just wish you werent there, he was pissing you off its like he was doing it on purpose everytime, sometimes even his brothers had to make him shut up cause you were losing control.

but tonight they decided to invite you to their house to watch movies and just chat because you havent seen eachother the last month, they were in Boston because they wanted to spend a little more time with their family, that warmed your heart even more.

you were very excited to see them, but the thing was.. Matt was picking you up and the reason behing it? he's the only one who can drive. but even tho he was coming that didnt back you up you didn't care much

you were spending hours thinking on what to wear, but at the end you just decided to throw on a skirt and a crop top, you would've went with sweatpants and tshirt if the triplets' house wasnt always hot as fuck but oh well.

Matt was late once again, so you had to text him to make sure he is alive , even tho you didnt wanted to do that

you leaned against the front door waiting for him when you heard a knocking on your door, you opened the door "one second i need to get my charger" you ran to your room to get it and in a few seconds you were back eith Matt leaning against the door frame not saying a word. you looked up at him as you walked, he closed the door and you threw the keys at him so he locks it.

you walked over the car sitting on the front seat waiting for Matt. he sat in the care without saying a single word started driving to his house. you didnt said anything either he was already pissing you off by trying to act tough so you got your phone and started scrolling trough tik tok.

"okay Matt why are you trying to act tough now? whats up with you the last 2 years i really don't understand why and how could you have so much hate for me?" you finally speak looking at him. "you dont talk to me you barley listen when i talk? whats happening like what did i do to you?"

he looks at you "whats up with me Y/N? you are the one who told me to fuck off and left me for that jerk in 10th grade? you were the one who was ignoring me in the hallways of the school? and then you're asking whats up with me?!" he says with his anger in his voice growing bigger "Matt are you a kid? that was a long time ago, its been more than 3 years i already broke up with him whats your fucking deal?" "no Y/N because you have no idea how fucking stupid i felt after i confessed my feelings for you infront of the whole class just so you leave me for this fucking idiot."

you felt bad, you really did, but that was a long time ago and you had no idea that he still thinks about it, you also didn't knew that it broke his heart? "i dont even know why my brothers still hangout with you after that and why i always have to be in their plans with you when you literally..when you fucking broke my heart Y/N. he was litereally an idiot? he didnt treat you the way you deservedto be treated and all i wanted was you. and i hate how much i want you since then.." "okay Matt..look im sorry for what i did, i was in love with him okay? i didnt knew it was going to and that it did break your heart.." "it doesn't matter." he said focusing back on the road "what do you mean it doesn't matter you are the kne who bringed it up?!" if he didnt stopped talking now he would've started screaming so you wrre hlad he stopped.

the ride to the house was silent because of the talk you had before, nothing new tho. you didnt knew if you wanted to punch him or yourself. you were mad at your self of course but..you never knew he felt like that , he never speaks about his feelings unless yall are in argument, sometimes it feels like yall are a married couple from 2 years, fighting everytime they get the opportunity to. but in reality you couldn't stand eachother.

you were already infront of the house , Matt opened the door so he can get in he didnt even hold it for you, again nothing new. you came in and right when you got up the stairs you saw Nick. you were very good friends with him, he was amazing and you could always talk with him about anything you want, he is the bestest best friend you've ever had. "NICKKKK HIIII" you ran and hugged him. "HEY GIRLLL, what took you so long?" "oh well Matthew was latr once again" as you said that Matt rolls his eyes mocking you. "nothing new" Nick says laughing "Chris went to get snacks cause we forgot, he should be here soon"

"okay so what are we gonna watch, lets make it quick im tired" Matt says rolling his eyes once again. "oh and why are you so tried what have you been doing all day?" you ask jokingly. "none of you business" he smiles sarcastically. you roll your eyes sitting on the sofa. Matt sits next to you, you're surprised but you dont put so much attention to it. you give him a suspicious look. you open your phone so you can search for movies. "OHMYGOD" Nick yells from the kitchen causing you to jump from the loud noise. "I FOUND A MOVIE, LETS WATCH WHITE CHICKS?!" "never heard of it" Matt says with tought tone "well too bad Matt we are gonna watch this" you pat his head as you get ip to get a pepsi, he rolld eyes ONCE AGAIN.

as you open the fridge you hear footsteps "that must be Chris" Nick says and you look iver the door of the fridge seeing Chris with 2 bags in his hand. "hey Chrisss" you go and hug him. "heyyy Y/N, okay so i bought 3 bags of chips, 5 pepsis, 2 doctor pepers and 2 root bears is that good?" "its great" Nick says "give me the bags" Chris hands the bags to Nick and he opend everything. "so we decided we are going to watch White Chicks" you open your pepsi as you take your seat next to Matt "not WE, but Nick and Y/N." Matt says as you roll your eyes "okay tough guy"

Nick and Chris open their drinks and sit on the sofa next to you and Matt with the bowl of chips. Matt gazes at you , you feel him looking at you so you look back, he smirks and gives his attention back to the movie.

TIME SKIP!

the movie was very good and fun, you all laughed even Matt even tho he tried to hide it. it was like 11pm you were very tired so were the boys. you went upstairs to Nicks room because you have a toothbursh there and slippers too, in case you come to sleepover like tonight. you went to the bathroom to brush your teeth and take a shower.

you didnt went down stairs again you were too tired to think of anything else but to lay on Nicks bed and fall asleep. Nick came at the room not long after you layed down, he just looked at you and went on his side of the bed.

you were lost in thoughts, you still were thinking about the conversation you had with Matt earlier, it was driving you insane, you knew he hated you, but tonight there was something different about his behavior. "shit" you said to yourself as you buried your head in the pillow trying to fall asleep. it was hard to stop thinking about those things, was it your fault? maybe. but you never knew that it would and that id did break his heart, and the fact that you broke his heart breaks yours.

you didnt knew when you fell asleep but you woke up after a while , your phone was down stairs so you totally lost what time is it you had to go down get your phone and drink some water, you felt like your tounge was going to fall out. for the first time it was cold in thr house, probably because they left the windows open. you were already down stairs running the water when you hear footsteps behind you "Nick im sorry i woke you up i was ju-" you feel someone's hands wrapping around your waist behind you "its not Nick sweetheart" you recognize that voice. it was Matt. you gasped and tried to run away but he was too strong. "Matt what the fuck are you doing" you turn around now facing him. "im not doing anything" he smirks at you as he grabs your chin. "what-" you say as he cuts you off "remember our talk and how you apologized to me? well i dont think i accept that apologize..i think you should try another way.." he looks you dead in the eyes as he licks your lips "get on your knees. Now. i know youre all wet under this little skirt, why havent you changed it sweetheart? who sleeps with a skirt? its like you're asking for it.." he says. you stay in shock looking at him. "what if i dont want to hm?" you smirk at him looking dead in the eyes back. "i dont remember asking you if you want" he grabs your chin tighter "on your knees now. or do you want me to bend you over on the table and fuck you until you cant feel your legs anymore?"

you look up at him as you slowly go down on your knees holding onto his legs "good girl" he smirks licking his lips. you take off his belt unbuttoning his pants. ha takes off his boxers and you smirk "dont tease me doll.." you dont waste any second wrapping your lips around his cock making him moan. "oh fuck.." you go faster causing him to moan ever louder and uncontrollably. he starts moving his hips basically fucking your mouth, you gag on his cock but you dont stop. you feel he is close so thats why you stop. "oh you fucking whore.., get up." he says as he looks at you standing up. he turns you around bending you over on the table, taking off your pants and panties in one go. "already so wet for me, is that what i do to you, baby hm?" you nod and push your hips begging him to fuck you already "no no, not yet, you are a fucking tease" "Matt plea-" you cover your mouth as he starts eating you out from behind.

"oh shit Matt.." your legs are already shaking from feeling his tounge working down on you. you were close, your eyes blured everytime he sucked onto your clit, your legs were si weak you almost fell to the ground. you moan unstoppable. "shut up, doll, they are gonna gear us" he says as he spanks your ass. you were about to cum but then he removed his tounge. he knew what you wanted, and he was going to give it to you. he stroked himself a few times before slamming into you without any warning. you screamed. "shut the fuck up, you are not good for daddy right now and im gonna fuck you so hard you wont feel any part of your body princess" he says as he starts going deeper inside you. "fas- faste..r please matt" you needed his cock. you've been dreaming about this moment forever. "oh you think you can take me hm? take this then." he slams inside you that hard and deep you swear you felt him in your stomach.

he knows what he is doing, and he claims your body as his, if he wants something from you he will get it and nothing could stop him. he starts going with brutal force causing you to moan loud and scream his name. "matt im going to c-..matt.." "not yet princess. you are not going to cum until i tell you to" he drove you insane , he was litereally perfect every single thing about this man was perfect and you were here for it. he was going as fast as possible, everytime he pounded into you your vision blured. you couldn't even moan anymore he was using you as your personal fucktoy. "matt...pl please" "please what sweetheart, use your words?" he knew exactly what you wanted to, but he was going to make you beg for it. "i need to cum please matt.." he didnt say anything he just kept pounding into you. he toom your shirt off squeezing your boobs. kissing your skin, sucking on your neck. he started choking you. he wrapped his big hand around your neck driving you even more insane. "you want to cum huh? hmm.." with one last trust he cummed deep inside you. "go ahead make a mess on my cock baby" he says out of breath.

"you need to be cleaned tho.." he smirks as he turns your around to face him, he picks you up placing you on the table. he goes down to eat you out one more time, he cant get enough of you. "matt i ca- cant pleas-." his tounge slides slowly in and iut of you then he puts his fingers inside of you, hitting that perfect spot that made you go insane. "fuck you taste so good." he got out his fingers out of you licking them. he got up and started kissing you passionately sliding his tounge inside your mouth.. "you are amazing" he says as he smiles at you and kisses your forehead. "i love you Y/N" "i love you Matt.."

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IM SORRY FOR BEING SO INACTIVE I HAD VERY IMPORTANT TESTS TO TAKE AT SCHOOL AND NOW SCHOOL IS FINISHED IM SUMMER BREAK AND IM GOING TO TRY TO POST MORE OFTEN ❤️‍🩹❤️

[shigayokagayama]

incomplete list of weird/interesting manga-anime discrepancies

-you know the bit where they break into the girls highschool in episode 2? yea thats chapter 56. spliced into the middle of chapter 4. its supposed to go before the bit with the ghost family as a lead up to the mogami arc with mob starting to consider evil spirits as just as much “people” as living humans are. all things considered its kind of weird how well it fits its anime placement

-ritsu in the manga gets introduced in the same chapter as teru. you dont see mobs family at all for the first few chapters. infact i dont think his parents appear until like. chapter 25????? every interaction you see between mob and any of his family is completely made up for the anime

-in the manga during the claw arc instead of reigen sending them away all the lackeys just stood there awkwardly during the fight w the scars fdnjksndkjgnd

-mogami arc got GUTTED my god. the part where the fake psychics tried to murder minori got removed, shinras role in the arc got reduced to basically nothing, they move mogamiland ritsu to a bridge like 50 feet away instead of having him walk right over mob, mob only gets beat up like twice, the cat lives, the boxcutter bit is totally removed, the fight with the spirits is made a lot more abstract and less graphic. like im glad this one took the hit instead of the separation arc bc i cant imagine that arc ever being effective as one episode but wow.

-putting the “mob finding his family dead” thing at the end of the episode instead of in the middle of a chapter where it originally was was an objectively hilarious move

-rip the scene of teru outsmarting all three claw guys and saying “say old man have you ever been tortured before” unfortunately all scenes of teru being competent are not plot relevant and must die. also teru can make shadow clones

-hey remember those weird satellite people in claw keeping the viewer updated on where all the characters were in that infinite arc?

-mob with a gun.

-mob getting briefly knocked out while fighting toichiro and dimple possessing him then getting kicked out was replaced w toichiro just throwing him out the window or somethhing???

-toichiro saying that he only kept the super five around as spare batteries and draining serizawas power getting cut was a personal affront to me

-every single emotion mob cycled through in the anime got a 100% meter. the kid was super emotionally unstable in that fight

-that old man whos house they went to whos wraith made everyone asleep that they exorcised? yea they anime team made that up. they never went to his house in the manga, he just went to spirits and such for a shoulder massage

-manga reigen got 0 money for helping the yokai dude. it wasnt on the table. also most of the stuff he was saying was lifted from a video game serizawa played which he pointed out. also serizawa thought getting arrested was a type of spell

-takenakas general meanness was significantly toned down manga takenaka was a huge bitch

-in general the alien arc was a lot funnier in the manga? like the scene where reigen crashes they had reached a dead end on an extremely narrow path and were driving in reverse while tome and takenaka were screaming at each other in the back and inukawa was 5 seconds from snapping and killing everyone in the car. these might be my favorite pages in the entire manga they as so fucking funny

-originally when tome said she wouldnt keep climbing reigen suggested mob carry her with telekinesis (which horrified her) and mob said he was too motion sick to use his powers (obvious lie) but could carry her instead which got her to get up

-mezato asking mob to sign a t shirt for the psycho helmet cult in exchange for relationship advice got cut

-i cry every day that the sequence of ???% waking up didnt get animated it set a very different tone than the anime did. the anime was like. slow build up of dread. the manga was immediately bone deep horror i was literally sitting in my room yelling “WHAT???” over and over again at my computer as i clicked through it

-shigeo and mob conversation cut down significantly, all the references to the body improvement club being mob making a new self rather than embracing who he really is and being scared that all the friends hes made wouldnt like the real him removed </3

-the scene where reigen takes his shoes off is made a lot less somber and depressing. it feels less like “oh he knows hes going to die” and more like. triumphant? in the anime

-100% shigeo kageyama is an anime addition they added specifically to ruin my “the first time we see mob 100% is to fight dimple and the last time is to stop himself from fighting dimple” observation

-anime teru generally seems like hes in a better place than manga teru? manga teru seems very melancholy and like he doesn’t really know what to do with his life or his place in the world (which seems to put shigeo off) but anime teru is like wanna go shopping ^_^ *sips tea happily*

-manga shigeo deliberately threw the cake directly in reigens face and my fury over them making this ambiguous will last until i am dead

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

am i the asshole for yelling at my friend when i found out he had sex in my car?

i (26f) lived with my friend John (26m) when we were in college. John didnt have a car, but i did so i did most of the driving when we needed groceries/whatever we needed to go out for (it was a college town so it was mostly walkable, so we didnt need to drive every day). i have issues with other people using my car, especially when im not there (if anything goes wrong id rather it be my fault than have to deal with someone else totaling my car). but John had a girlfriend (Sarah) who also didnt have a car, so he would sometimes borrow my car (with my permission ofc, he never took it without me knowing) to take her on dates. when they were gone, i would constantly be nervous that something went wrong. there would be times they would go to a movie, then they would be gone for longer than the movie's runtime and i would get so anxious that something happened, then find out that they had just gone shopping/to dinner/etc after the movie ended. i never bothered saying anything because i didnt want to seem like a control freak saying "you can only borrow my car if you tell me exactly what you're doing and when you'll be back"

anyways, fast forward to now. i got a new car a couple years ago, John and i no longer live together (not because of any problems, we just got our own places after we graduated), and he is still with Sarah. one day John, Sarah, a few of our other friends, and i were all hanging out.

then at one point, Sarah made a joke about having sex in the car after Yesterday (the beatles movie from a few years ago). then i said "hold on, didnt you guys borrow my car to see that movie?" and everyone got really quiet. i turned to John and said "you had sex in my car???" and he tried to laugh it off but didnt deny it. and i got MAD. i was yelling at him and admittedly was pretty harsh (like calling him insensitive for violating my trust & property)

he said something along the lines of "i'm sorry, but it was a long time ago and theres nothing i can do to change it, and you dont even have the car anymore" and i realized he was right, and that screaming at him wasnt going to accomplish anything, but i was still mad so i left and went home

i asked some of my friends that were there if i was being crazy, and they basically said that it was understandable that i was mad, but yelling at him in front of everyone just made them uncomfortable and killed the vibe for the rest of the night, and there was nothing any of us could do about it now. no one told me how Sarah reacted, but she has really bad anxiety so knowing her, im guessing she didnt take it well that i got mad about something she said, and i do feel bad about that (though, in fairness, i assume she knows common decency and would know that having sex in someone else's car is wrong)

anyways, i dont think im the asshole because i think i have a right to be upset about that, and even though it was a long time ago i JUST found out about it so it wasnt that long ago for me. but i know i might be the asshole just because i yelled at John in front of our friends and made everyone uncomfortable over something that he can't do anything about anymore, and since i dont even have that car anymore, it has no impact on my life

tldr: my friend had sex in my car years ago and i found out about it and tried to fight with him about it in front of a bunch of our other friends, and it made everyone uncomfortable. so, am i the asshole for getting angry years after my friend had sex in my car? 🚗

What are these acronyms?

[rocknrolldecadence]

hey queen <3 first of all i loved your slash fic!! and i have a request of my own and if you dont write this i totally get it :)

90’s slash x reader but he has been a vampire for centuries and no one knows, him and reader meet at a concert and hook up few times but as they got closer slash started to catch feeling for her, which made him possessive and jealous over her and that led to her calling things of with him.

few months have passed after the “break up” and even tho slash has tried to move on by hooking up and feeding off of other women, it didnt work.

he was missing her like crazy and decided to go to her apartment to make up w her, at first she was surprised but then invited him in. they chatted about a lot of things and drank idkk, there was this tension between them which neither of them could ignore so they hooked up. as they were at it something came over slash and he bit her on the neck - turned her.

idfk how to continue this story sooo.. idk you can finish it as you want 😭

i’ll be really thankful if you actually write this ❤️

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forever

when you called it off with slash, you thought you’d never see him again. until one night.

warnings: vampire au, smut

a/n: this is my first EVER time writing an au so bare w me if it isn’t brilliant 😔 i also didn’t add them meeting and becoming fwb/fuck buddies but i still think it works. enjoy!!

“you’re fucking insufferable! i’m not your girlfriend!” you shouted. slash had gotten mad at you yet again for flirting with another guy. you had gone to the bar with him, along with some of your friends and the rest of guns n roses. the guy had spotted you from across the bar and came up to you, asking to buy you a drink. he was cute, so you said yes. there was no reason for slash to be acting like this. you were just fuck buddies. nothing more.

“i don’t care! we aren’t just friends, so don’t fucking do that!” he shouted back, walking beside you as you made your way back to your car.

“don’t give me that shit. you had so many girls on your arms all night! you’re a fucking hypocrite!” you added.

you silently cursed the fact you came with him. as you approached your car, you dreaded having to drive him back to your apartment. slash didn’t have a place at the moment, so he was staying with you. this was gonna be a long, long night.

you both got in the car still screaming at eachother. this lasted the whole journey, until slash said something that really pissed you off.

“why are you acting like this anyway?” you had questioned him, “you don’t own me!”

“yeah, but i want to.”

you froze. the road was empty, so you actually stopped driving. “what?”

slash tried to defend himself, but all his blabbering did nothing to help him. you pulled over to a curb and stared him dead in the eye.

“get out.”

“what- no. no! i don’t have a place to go, what the fuck am i gonna-”

“you think i care? get the fuck out. i never wanna see your face again, slash.”

he protested again but you weren’t having it. finally he got out, and you sped off. you’d never talk to that man again. he’d always been possessive, but that was the last straw. own you? was he sane?

months went by, and slash faded into a memory. although for him, he was struggling. hard. he had never told you for fear of you leaving him, but he was actually a vampire. he’d been around for centuries, and you were the best girl he’d ever found. the best fuck, too. vocalising how he truly felt about you was too hard, so his love manifested in possessiveness.

he’d tried other girls. he’d tried to let himself enjoy fucking them, but his mind always wandered back to you. he’d even bitten a few. but no one was as good as you. so one night when he couldn’t take it anymore, he went to your apartment.

you came to the door when you heard an aggressive knock on the door, wondering who it could possibly be at this time of night. you opened the door.

“hey.” slash smiled. evidently it had been raining, as he was completely soaked. you were shocked. what was he doing here?

“slash? what the fuck?”

he chuckled. “missed you, baby. so much.”

you didn't say anything.

“i mean it. been thinking ‘bout you everyday, darling. lemme in, please. c’mon.”

you stared at him, still full of shock and not knowing what to say. he continued.

“let’s let the past be the past. i love you, babe. c’mon… let me in. please.”

you caved and stepped aside, allowing him to come inside. he grinned at you, and you almost swore you saw sharp fangs. you passed it off as tiredness and walked in behind him.

slash walked into your living room and sat down. you thought about the positives and negatives of this. you turned into the kitchen and got out a bottle of red and two glasses. if you were gonna talk to slash again, it might as well be over a drink.

you brought the two glasses into the living room, bringing the rest of the wine in after. you sat down on the plush sofa beside him and took a sip. slash looked at you. you sighed.

“thanks.” was all he said.

“well? you gonna say anything more?”

“thought i said all i needed to at the door.”

that made you laugh a bit. you sipped at the wine again. you glanced over at him, trying to read his expression. the dim lights cast a shadow on his face, and you silently cursed them. what was he thinking? you wanted to know.

“if you’re gonna show up unannounced at my door, least you can do is entertain me.”

“how about this?”

slash leaned over and kissed you hard. you squeaked in surprise, nearly drooping your wine. but like it was natural, you kissed him back with just as much fervour. it felt good. you hated that it did, but you couldn’t deny it.

you broke the kiss for air and set your glass down. climbing on top of the man, you kissed him again. even harder. his tongue swirled around yours, and everything felt like it did when you two were together.

things progressed quickly, and before you knew it, you were on your knees. slash sat on the sofa, guiding your head down his dick. you couldn’t fit all of him in your mouth, and wet sounds filled the room as you tried. he groaned loudly. you looked at him and you saw him lean his head back. this spurred you on, and you increased the intensity. within a minute or two more, slash came down your throat. you swallowed the most you could, but some still coated your lips.

you let his dick out your mouth with a ‘pop!’ sound. you stared up at him. he lent down to kiss you, rough hands grabbing your cheeks. you let him take control and lift you up back onto the sofa. slash made quick work of your clothes, leaving you in just your underwear.

in your mind, you tossed about the idea of being fuck buddies again. the sex was good. very good. but you didn’t want to deal with slash being so possessive over you all the time, acting like you were dating. he was nice, but you didn’t want anything serious with him.

with the lighting adding to the mood, he kissed your jaw, before making his way down your neck. then you felt something sharp. teeth. sinking into your neck.

“slash, what the f-” you screamed as he let go. you lent back and made eye contact with you. your stomach dropped. what had he done?

he didn’t say anything. he kept looking at you like he was waiting for something. you continued to babble, trying the find out why in god’s name he had done that. but your body started to feel weaker and weaker. you tried to steady yourself, but it was to no avail. you fell down into his lap in a deep sleep.

“sorry love,” he whispered to you, your blood dripping from his fangs onto your face, “guess you’ll have to stay with me forever now.”

[chrispleasure]

DONT CRY, c.s

summary!: you and chris get into a heated argument which lasts a while, without a doubt ends with you having a breakdown and receiving comfort.

not proof read! first time publishing on here!

“seriously— you never fucking do anything but sit on your round ass all day!” he complains, slamming his fist against the table.

the two of you have been firing insults at eachother all day, trying to break eachother. “your a little slut wearing that top with no bra.” he raises his voice.

it hurt you seeing him pick away at your appearance, which was once his favourite part of you. “oh my god, please be quiet for once so i can finish working.” she snaps, standing up and going to his desk which is places across the room from hers.

he looks up at her with an expression on his face, a look expressing ‘get the fuck out of my face before i slap you’, but you didn’t understand.

you wanted to scream at him, tell him to keep those hurtful thoughts to himself but you knew he wouldnt listen. “look at those thunder thighs, ma. i thought you were workin’ out.” he points out, leaning back in his chair.

he crosses his arms, a sly smirk on his lips. every word he said made you want to cry, but that wouldnt help. it would make it laugh at you, again, not taking you seriously.

‘deep breaths’ you thought to yourself, stepping back. “how about you do something productive instead of watching porn?” you go and sit down at your desk, but he grips your wrist.

“wha’d you say, slut?” he mutters the last part of his sentence. “i said you should do something productive instead of watching porn!” you raised your voice, wanting to finish your work.

he didnt watch porn, he only wanted to watch her. it hurt him to hear that you thought that. he lets out a short breath. “go.”chris points to the door, licking his lips. “you obviously need a little break from me. when you get back ill be better, i promise.” he mutters, moving his chair back.

part of you wanted to protest, say no. but you couldnt deny you wanted him to treat you better, stop with this SHITTY attitude he was giving you.

back when the two of you first started dating he was sweet, offering hugs and sweet gestures every moment he got.

now they always argued over the smallest things, who could shower first, who does the most work.. mostly competive shit.

you step out of the door, closing it behind you like he asked. you forgot your card and keys so you had no money or car. so you decided to sit on the front porch until you thought he would be ready to apologise.

after a few hours, you gave up waiting. standing up and turning the door knob. “m’ back, you little goof ball.” you tease a little, expecting him to latch onto you, but no. he must still be in his room.

you want to try be a good girlfriend so he’s happy, so you decide to make some coffee. as you pour his steaming hot coffee into his favourite mug, arms snake around your waist from behind. “being helpful i see?” he smiles tiredly, has he finally given up?

a small nod and a chuckle escapes your body, making him go upstairs to wait for you. you carry his coffee upstairs, placing it on his desk beside his computer.

“smells shit.” he mumbles, playing whatever game he found entertaining in that moment. you sighed, watching as he took a sip. he immediately acted repulsed, placing the cup down.

he shakes his head. “never again.” he complains, you wanted to be upset, but thats too dramatic. this waa your last straw before breaking down. you decide to go change and try get ready and go out, your last hope. as you turn around, your arm accidentally hits his cup of coffee, pouring it all over his jeans.

“ow- fuck!” he screams, his impulsive response is to slap your arm, which he did way to hard. “hot, hot!” he hisses, standing up quickly, looking down at the mess.

“look at the fucking mess you made-” he complains, unbuttoning his jeans. you were disappointed, today was going so bad for you. why cant things go differently?

you walk to the dresser, grab some clothes and hurry to the bathroom to change. giving today ONE more chance.

as you shimmy out of your shorts, your met with the sight of some red marks chris made today. you stare down at yourself, tears filling your eyes.

you take your top off, your hot pink bra showing off your breasts. you put each leg into your low rise jeans, pulling them up over your thighs.

they didnt fit. they fit well last week. your mind goes back to when chris said you have thunder sighs. am i really that big for these jeans?

your mind fills with worry and terrible thoughts, desperately trying to pull the jeans over your thighs. nothing worked.

this was your very last straw, tears erupted. loud sobs bursting out of your throat. you immediately cover your face, your hands on your face as you sobbed into yourself.

your stomach puffed in and out, getting more and more involved as you cried. before anything else, you here loud footsteps near the door.

the door swings open, revealing chris in some comfy sweats and headphones around his neck. he wasnt wearing a shirt since he used it to clean coffee from in between his keyboard keys.

“hey, hey.. ma.” he immediately goes to your side, grabbing your shoulders softly. “m-m..” you whimper, moving away.

you were obviously scared of him, of what he might do. his expression softened. “you think i would?” he spoke softly, removing his hand.

now he’s upset, but he pushes his feelings away for you. “you want a hug? please say yes, i need my girl in my arms.” he pleads, holding out your arms.

scared, you shuffle your way between his arms which instantly wrap around you. his chin rests on your shoulders. “now what happened, beautiful? what set off the tearworks?” he asks calmly, rubbing your bare shoulders, fiddling with your bra strap.

you think about what to say, this is pathetic. crying over pants not fitting. crying because he hurt you, made fun of you.

“we have been fighting a-all day.. you called- called me fat n’ said i have thunder thighs. now i cant fit in my favourite jeans..” you started, sobbing as you explained your situation.

“and the coffee- i accidentally spilled it on you. im so- so fucking sorry. i didnt mean to and you slapped my arm- and it hurt.” you work yourself up, your cries getting louder.

he cut you off, stroking your shoulder softly with one hand and pressing soft, sloppy kisses against the other. “ma, i didnt mean to call ya’ fat. you understand how grumpy i get..” he starts, pressing kisses around your shoulder and neck.

chris couldn’t bare with the thought of you crying, and you were, BECAUSE of him.

“you are a beautiful girl, my beautiful girl. m’ so happy and lucky to have you as my love. my one and only sweetheart.” he rubs the corner of your shoulder.

he pulled away to look at your puffy face, wiping your tears with a soft smile. “show me that smile, ma.” he wipes his thumb over her bottom lip, causing her to smile.

her cries stopped, replaced by listening to his soothing words.

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[byllsbytch]

Get In

(Loosely based on MLN - in the sense that Tokio Hotel is in a gang n they have fancy race cars 0-o)

Also disclaimer - it's a lil messy.

After a full night of clubbing and losing all my friends I started to walk home, because it was very logical at the time. My phone was dead, I’d spent all my cash so no taxi’s or phone calls. I stumbled down poorly lit streets with my heels in my hand and my purse over my shoulder. I turned down an alley way for a shortcut and sighed at how dark it was. My head was pounding, my feet were throbbing and I just wanted to get home quicker so the dreaded alley way it was.

I walked swinging my heels on my fingers. The cool air was nice for a change compared to the sweaty clubs. However, that didn’t stop me from running into someones garden bed getting on all fours and spewing my guts up. I was hunched over for a good minute before getting up and wiping the vomit from my mouth. I re-ajusted myself pulling down my skirt from up my ass and fixing my bra straps. I continued walking; turning down another street with no through road. Stupidly enough, I got myself lost and the best I could do was to groan loudly and throw my head back in frustration.

It usually took just over 2 hrs to make my way home from the city. I’d done the trek a few times after work, sober, with a working phone. But now I was fucked. I turned around and found a path that looked familiar and stuck to it. After some more walking I heard numerous car engines rumbling and approaching me. I kept my head down waiting for them to pass me when I heard a familiar voice call my name.

I shot up my head instantly and looked to see Tom and the rest of his gang slow down, Tom pulled up to the curb.

“Y/N! Get in.” He demanded.

“What! No! Why would I!” I yelled.

“Y/N you’re a mess just get in!”

I took two steps to his car, intimidated by his friend sitting in their cars.

I thought I’d take my chances and quickly turned running into the bush to get away from the gang.

“Oh for fuck sakes” I heard Bill yell.

“Just leave the dumb bitch.” Georg Called.

“Don’t call her that.” Tom commanded.

He slammed his hand down on the roof of his car, running his hand down his face. After some time standing there and contemplating he shook he head and began to sprint after me.

I heard his footsteps come closer rapidly, my heart was beating out my chest and I stopped running instead crouching behind a tree with my hand over my mouth. The footsteps slowed, Tom called my name.

He was closer than expected and I jumped startled at his voice. I squeezed my eyes shut in terror, believing I’d just given myself away.

Tom slowly treaded in my direction, not knowing what to do, again my drunkeness had fucked me over. I ditched my heel away from me in hopes to divert Tom’s attention . It’d worked in the movies, but unfortunately this was reality.

“You’re a dumb ass, now you’ve lost a shoe.” Tom shook his head.

He came over grabbing my hands.

“NO TOM! PLEASE”

“I’m taking you home”

“THAT IS NOT MY HOME, WITH YOU THERE IS NEVER A HOME! LET GO OF ME!”

“Aw shut up” He huffed and swiftly flung me over his shoulder.

I kicked and screamed my throat raw, my whole body aching.

“Stop it. You’re gonna hurt yourself.” He said sternly.

I listened to him and stopped struggling.

“You better take me back home.”

He clicked his tongue, “Beggers can’t be choosers Y/N. You’re coming home with me, I can’t leave you in this state.”

“When did I fucking beg?” I snapped. “Fucking King Tom” I mumbled under my breath.

“Language Y/N, your mother not teach you any manners. You’ll appreciate me more when you’re sober.”

It didnt take long till we’d reached his car and I was dissapointed in the distance, evident of my athletisicm.

Gustav, Bill and Gerog all sat behind their wheels clearly annoyed.

Tom threw me into the passenger seat before slamming the door and nodding at the men that were parked around him.

He swung into his seat in the car and sped off picking up speed quickly.

I groaned. “Fuck, can you go slower?” I complained.

“Pfft.” He scoffed “What kind of question.” He mumbled.

We were back at one of Tom’s properties in a matter of seconds. Lights were flashing, music was blaring and people were spilling out from all the windows and doors.

“What the fuck Tom! My head’s banging I can’t stay in your dirty fucking trap house till the morning”

“Fucking relax, I’m just dropping a package”

“Huh, so the big kingpin is getting his hand dirty for the first time in a while.”

“Hush it N/N”

You were taken aback by the nickname, you haven’t heard that name in forever, or since last time you ran into Tom actually.

“I’ll be like two seconds, don’t try running Bill and Georg are parked behind us.”

Tom slammed the door back on me and made his way into the over crowded party house.

I waited in the car holding my head. I’d seen Tom walked out of the house, on his way to the car a young girl stopped him with a embrace, crashing her lips into his.

I felt some jelously deep down, I wasn’t with him and didn’t necessarily want him either. But I dont know what it was. I rolled my eyes at him as he finally got into the car.

“Who’s your new bitch?”

“Don’t be jealous liebe”

I crossed my arms and looked out the window the rest of the drive in silence - Tom didn’t even have the radio on.

We’d drove through the big iron gates into Bill’s Mansion. Georg, Gustav and Bill all pulled into Bill’s underground garage while Tom just pulled up to the grand front doors.

“You’ll be here tonight” Tom enlightened me.

“Yep” I replied coldly.

“Don’t get pissed over some bitch.” Tom spat.

I shut my eyes and took a deep breath.

“Tom, your bitch is the least of my worries, I’ve just been kidnapped off the street.”

“Oh don’t be dramatic. I’m your superhero.”

“Mkay King Tom” I mumbled again.

He got out and opened my door, reaching for my hand which I took and he helped me out the car. I took a few steps before stumbling. In one swoop Tom had literally swept me off my feet bridal style and carried me upstairs to the bathroom.

He placed me on the bathroom floor and started to draw the bath. While he was focused on the bath I’d crawled over to the toilet lifing the lid; vomiting up the remaining shit that sat in my stomach.

Tom ran to me immediately and held my hair back, rubbing my back. I felt like absolute shit, I know for a fact my makeup was running down my face and my ass was hanging out my skirt.

“I’ll be back” Tom said and he left the bathroom,

I rested my head on the toilet seat and felt my self begin to drift to sleep.

Tom was back immediately shaking me with pills and water in his other hand.

“Here have this.” He said holding the items out to me.

“Tommy, I don’t want you’re crack, that shit makes me feel worse.”

“It’s Asprin, just take it” Tom scoffed. “Now get your clothes off, the bath is almost full.”

I slowly looked up at him.

“Yeah, but you need to leave”

Tom sighed, “It’s nothing I haven’t seen before, I’m just trying to help you.”

“Ok, but don’t fall in love with me again.” I slurred grinning.

I pulled down my skirt and undewear swiftly off in one go. I struggled to get my shirt off and just stood there having a tantrum like a little girl.

“Come here.” Tom said as he assisted me in taking off my shirt. He also unclasped my bra and helped me into the steaming tub.

The water was instantly comforting and I moaned at the sensation.

Tom took off his pants and rolled up his sleeves placing his legs behind me in the tub. I leant forward as tom grabbed the cloth and began to wash my back. I closed my eyes and hummed, I was in peace and comfort. He traced the cloth up and down my back then on my shoulders and down my chest.

“This is a bit romantic Tom. Don’t catch feelings” I smirked.

“Hmph” He laughed and began to move onto my hair, massaging the shampoo into my hair. I rolled my eyes back in pleasure, he had such soft, slow hands.

“Are you staying the night at Bill’s?” I questioned fidgiting with my fingers.

“No, I have business to take care of and didn’t want you home alone at mine. It’s fine the guest room is already set up for you.”

I placed my hands on his, stopping him from exploring my scalp anymore. I turned to face him.

“Tom, please stay the night.”

He stayed silent, and pulled himself from my grasp, grabbing a cup of water and running it down my hair washing out the bubbles.

“Tom.” I uttered in frustration.

“Liebe, if I could I would.”

I spun my body to face tom, I sat on my knees and placed my hands on Tom’s thighs.

“Tom you can.”

He pulled me up to be met with his face, “I’ll come back, I promise.”

I stared into his eyes and leant in closer, our noses grazing one another. Tom closed his eyes pressing his lips into mine.

I pulled away from the kiss and seen Tom’s puzzled expression.

“Not good enough.” His reposnse sent an anger within me, it sobered me up really quick. To say how adamant I was to not go home with him and now I was disapointed in him leaving. I stood up and stepped out of the tub, walking to grab a towel. I wrapped myself and slammed the door behind me walking to the guest room feeling tears begin to form.

On the way there I’d seen Bill and Gustav looking up at me from down stairs. My vision of them was blurry and I walked into the room closing the door behind me. The room was set with candles and a vase of roses, a recurring feature in Bill’s mansion. In the dimly lit room I put on a silk nightgown that was laid out on the bed and brushed my hair; my sobs filling the room.

I put my self to bed and laid in the sheets trying to silent my cries. After a few moments I heard the door creak open and light fill the room.

Footsteps made their way to the bed and I felt a warmth against me.

His sweet side began to shine.

Tom climbed into the sheets behind me, spooning me as he placed kisses on the back of my head and neck.

”Look at me beauty.”

I spun and looked at him, “Oh my beauty.” He whimpered and wiped my tear with his thumb.

“Don’t cry, come here” He opened his arms for me to crawl into. “You’re just over tired and drunk.”

“No Tom.” I replied sternly. “Go, cause you very clearly said you had no choice but to leave tonight.”

“I am going to go, but I’m not going to leave my darling girl like this.”

I laughed at his pet name “Darling Girl”.

He clicked his tongue sticking it to the side of his cheek as he looked away smug and guilty.

“I don’t think you know how much I craved you, and seeing out on that street… so vunerable, it just, I don’t know.”

I placed my hand on his cheek and he closed his eyes embracing my soft hand.

“So why were you so cold before, you surely were not interested 5 minutes ago.”

“Um you just rejected my kiss?” He replied.

“You went to kiss me out of pity!” You called him out.

He raised an eyebrow at me. “I’m sorry for being more interest in taking care of you. I don’t really find that you yakking all over the place is really that intimate.”

I just nodded my head in reply, feeling foolish.

Tom broke the silence, “But, as for me being cold I dont know baby, there’s a lot going on and you know im shit with words.”

I reached out to his hands.

”Well, let me make it clear so you know my intentions I want you Tom, all of you. I want you to have me too.”

“I agree, but not tonight liebe, I dont want to take advantage of you, I mean its the first time we’ve spoken in a while and I don’t think you’re in the right headspace at the moment. But trust me when the moment is right. I’ll be here for you, ma.”

“You need to stop denying it Tom, I’m fully at my senses, I know what I need. Just let it happen.”

“I’m not denying it Y/N, you’re rushing it. Who’s to say you aren’t going to regret everything again? But let me tell you straight off the bat, I’d never have an ounce of regret towards you.”

His words reassured me.

“Y/N are you ok now?”

I nodded reluctantly. “As long as you’re by my side tomorrow,”

“You have my word.” He climbed out of the bed and came around, pecking me on the forehead, before leaving the room.

[masonmtxo]

Ok so imagine having a long day at work, being stressed and everything

You go home and the only thing you want to do is get in bed and sleep but he is in a bad mood (let’s say he lost a game during training or was screamed at)

So as soon as you get iniside he starts screaming at you and telling you to make dinner cause he had a shitty day and he’s not in the mood to do it

And you’re like what the fuck?

But you’re not in the mood to fight cause you already had a stressful day and maybe you had a fight with a collegue so you just ignore him and go to your room

He follows you and he’s like what the hell is wrong with you?

So you tell him to shut up but he doesn’t

So you decide you’re done with him, collect a few clothe and just pass behind him and leave

So he has to beg you to stay/come back home

Okay so this didnt quite follow yours completely but…

•••

“Wheres my dinner?” You heard Mason snap as he barrelled into the lounge having just come slamming into the house without even so much as a hello, heading straight for the kitchen to be met with an empty kitchen.

Your usual routine on days he had a late team meeting or training would result in you getting home first and cooking dinner for you both, but after the day youd had, you wanted nothing more than to order a takeaway and curl up on the sofa with your boyfriend. You didn’t officially live together, but you had got yourself into a little domestic routine, only spending the occasional night at your flat when Mason had friends over and you wanted to give them space.

“I havent made anything,” you mumbled, rolling over to sit up, but he had already disappeared again with a “for fuck sake” being muttered under his breath.

You rolled your eyes, not in the mood to get into with him, quickly ordering his favourite pizza on uber eats, getting up and following him upstairs to let him know.

“Mase?” You called as you entered your bedroom to see him angrily pulling a shirt on.

“What?” He snapped, brown eyes burning with annoyance.

His outfit change confused you, the words you intended to speak not coming out as you simply questioned where he was going.

“Out.” His voice was sharp, not giving you the chance to respond before pushing past you and down the stairs. The front door slammed shut behind him, you stood rooted to the spot as you heard his car door start and his car engine switching on as he pulled off the drive.

With a sad sigh, you made your way to the wardrobe where you little weekend bag sat, figuring you’d head back home if he was in a mood and didn’t want you around. Most of your clothes were kept at Mason’s now, but you packed a few essentials and headed out to your car, a few tears rolling down your cheeks as you felt even more sorry for yourself than you did when you first arrived to Mason’s

•••

Mason pulled back into the driveway having met Luke for a quick dinner, feeling sufficiently less moody that he did an hour or so earlier. He had had a rough day, the team getting worked extra hard after losing a match 2 days before. His entire body ached and his head was pounding, the emptiness in his stomach doing little to help his mood.

Hopping out his car, he didn’t notice yours missing at first, making his way to the front door where he noticed something had been placed in the doorway, realising it was a large pizza box as he got closer. Picking it up, he read your name on the receipt, figuring you had ordered it for yourself, he let himself in and calling out your name.

When you didnt respond he shrugged to himself, taking the box into the kitchen and opening it up. His heart dropped when he realised what was inside- his favourite pizza. One you would never have ordered for yourself. Flipping the box back shut he looked at the receipt again, seeing the time the order was placed as only minutes after he had arrived home earlier.

“Fuck,” he mumbles, now realising what has happened, glancing out the front window to see your car missing from the driveway, a pit settling in his stomach as he realises what has happened…

[srslyscary]

DID HE JUST GET HIT??

how jjk men would react if they saw someone getting hit by a car

Including: yuji, nanami, sukuna, suguru, toji, gojo

person that got hit is bold font, people around or person that hit them is italics, and the character is regular font 😭 this is from one of my fave tiktokers!

Yuji Itadori

everyone in the area was screaming, and saying “oooh-“ and here comes YUJI’S HEROIC ASS 🗣️‼️

“SIR— ARE YOU ALRIGHT? 😨‼️”

“I can hear you, you ain’t gotta yell!”

“Oh.”

“My… my leg hurts really bad!”

“Alright I practiced this in Highschool… I gotta give you mouth to mouth.”

“WHAT- lil boy you ain’t gotta give me no mouth to mouth! 😒🤨”

“It’s the only way I can save you! 🙁”

“I’m fine— I don’t need the help 😒.”

“Just let me help you—“ “BACK UP! 😡”

Nanami Kento

“OUUUUCHHHH—“ “somebody call 911!”

“MY LEGG- MY LEGG!” “I didn’t even see him!”

“Am I gonna get paid for this… 🤨”

nanami walked RIGHT passed it. he checked his watch and was like “I’m on a time crunch somebody else can handle that.” he ain’t had no time to help, but he surely did wish the person good health 🙏🏼.

Ryomen Sukuna

“I need one hundred thousand dollars for this! 😒” “sir i’m so sorry! I promise I didn’t even see you!”

sukuna probably grabs a bag of popcorn and starts watching the whole scene. he does NOT care and will laugh.

“I CAN’T BELIEVE THISSSS-“ “sir I didn’t mean for-“

“AINT NO WAY YOU AINT SEE ME 😡”

“YOU JUMPED IN FRONT OF MY CAR?! It just happened too fast! It was like you were tryning to get hurt! 😭”

“NO THE HELL I WASN’T 😡”

“HAHAHAHAHAHA-“

“SOMEBODY GET HER INSURANCE 😔!”

Suguru Geto

he walks by and simply shakes his head, and after he says one statement now the entire town is on a riot because of one person 😭.

“That one in the gray Nissan-“ “she hit him?” “yes..”

“I’m starting to see the light 😰..”

“This is why monkeys shouldn’t be driving 😐.”

“…You’re right-“ “yeah! they shouldn’t drive.”

“Monkeys shouldn’t drive-“ “monkeys shouldn’t drive!”

HE JUST WALKS AWAY AS IF HE DIDNT JUST START A WHOLE RIOT.

Toji Fushiguro

I actually feel like toji would be dramatic. like he was on his way to a party or something and someone just got hit by a car. now he’s a witness so he KNOWS he has to tell the police.

“OWWW- MY LEGGG!” “hey you over there! we’re the police! did you see this incident?”

“DAMNIT- 😭” “we’re gonna need for you to tell us what happened.”

“I’m— I’m going to a house party so-“

“SIR 🗣️‼️. were you the one that seen this?”

“Yes I saw it-“ “just give us a statement.”

“That car hit that guy over there who’s leg is bent to the left.”

“Thank you. Writing that down— so you’re going to have to testify in the court so that we—“

“FUCK.”

Satoru Gojo

Gojo was just going on a little stroll when he saw the commotion and watched it. he was flabbergasted but was trying not to laugh at the old guy that hot.. he was such a drama queen.

“what a shame.”

“what even happened?”

“that car hit that old man over there.”

“wow-“

“Oh LORDDD it was like you was going one hundred and fifty miles per hourrrr 😰—“

“I was going the speed limit! 🤨😭”

“Tell my granchiren I love em 😔…”

“Larry calm down—“

“And delete my search history 😒😔”

Now THAT’S when gojo got excited.

[jackmanbj]

sweet girls

jack wasn’t home yet, he was on his way back from his studio and you’re cavings were up high. you wanted pickles and hot fries, but all you could think about was sweets, so you called jack

“hello? baby everything ok?” “huh oh yea j, but can you stop at the store and get me some candy?” “baby..you know the doctor told you to cut back on the sweets, i dont think i should..” “jackk is the doctor holding the baby or am i ?” “okay damn, what do you even want from the store” “pop rocks, gum, gummies, nerds, lollipops, laffy ta-” “okay forget it you’re not getting all that, pick 2 things” “jjj its for the baby” “mhm 2 things” “ugh fine gummies and laffy taffys.” “mk ill be there soon”

without another word you hung up, you knew he was looking out for you and the baby but you were still mad because you knew what was best for your body being as though you were the pregnant one, but jack didnt care. and even though you had your own car and money, jack hasn’t let you drive since even before you get pregnant and hes been extremely strict on the rule since you got pregnant.

even though jack hated you driving and he had your location, you still thought about sneaking out once he was back and asleep or in the shower, you were getting lost in your thought thinking about how to sneak out until you heard the front door open snapping you out of it.

“y/n? baby im home” you ran to jack kissing him and taking out your candy running back to your favorite spot, the sofa “damn i cant even get a hello?” you sided eyed him “no” you said eating your candy “whatever baby, im going take a shower” and you ignored him

you thought about sneaking out while he was in the shower but just thought about waiting till he was asleep so you could know he wasnt goin to see you eating the snacks

after about 35 minutes jack finally came out the shower his hair still damp as he walked over to you “hey baby” he said rubbing your bump you looked at him and walked away

he stood there confused until realizing it was probably about the candy “baby girl..you know i love you but you cannot have all those sweets, so stop acting like that.” he walked up to you trying to take your face into his hands but you just looked and walked away

jack just sighed and looked at you picking you up “come on, bedtime.” as much as you wanted to kick and scream for him to put you down, you didnt want to give him any kind of reaction

jack sat you down in the bed and went to the bathroom to run you water for a bath you got on your phone and laid down already knowing he was going to come back and get you, which he did.

“come on baby, i know you’re pissed but im still gon take care of you” jack lifted you up and brought you to the bathtub that had bubbles, candles, and your ipad with a movie on

“mm thank you”

“you’re welcome sweet girl, you done ignoring me?” you looked at him and looked back at your movie, he chuckled and left the room to go put new sheets on the bed coming back to check on you after a few minutes and helped you out the tub

once you were back in the bedroom in new sheets he put some lotion on you and his hoodie and gave you some boxers

you laid down and faked sleep till you realized he was asleep, you carefully got out of bed and snuck a pillow right were you were so he wouldn’t wake up form him not having you there

you left out the house in your pink G Waggon that hasn’t been used in about 7 months other then you just sitting in it, you left the house and quickly ran to the store getting all the snacks you originally wanted and more

when you got home you went to check ok jack who was wide awake on his phone you quickly closed the door hoping he didnt see you

you had two full bags of candy, jack walked out the room and took the candy bad out of your hand “what did i tell you ?” “jackk please im sorry i just want my candy !” “uhm no, you’ll get two pieces of candy everyday till its all gone, because not only did you go out and get the candy you aren’t supposed to be eating, you also drove alone and at night” “ugh i fucking hate you” “mhm go get in the bed” jack waited for you to close the door when he heard a loud slam, he was trying ti be patient but the slam was his final straw, he hid the bags of candy and walked up to the room

“y/n. why the fuck are you slamming my damn doors?” you looked at him and rolled your eyes. he sighed pulling your phone out of your hand and asking “why. the fuck. are you slamming my doors. when you don’t pay a single bill?”

jack never got this mad unless he was really upset and ready to go off so you decided to finally give and apologize

“mm i’m sorry baby, i just really wanted that candy i didn’t know you were going to wake up and i’m sorry about the door i was just upset cause you took my candy.. i love you baby boy”

“mm i love you to” jack gave you back your phone and you quickly put it on the charger and cuddle into jack “goodnight ma..” “goodnight j”

[blkkizzat]

Hi kali,

GRE studying is going....OK. I was reminded that I SUCCCK at math. Will be working on my critical writing paper starting next week as well as studying. I did not miss this part of school. I'm not going for a phD in writing. Though writing is a big part of it. I am in the arts though. You know my handle just check my blog description if you're curious.

But speaking of PHD....professor Nanami and Professor Geto.

Professor Nanami is low key sexy. He doesn't show off but one time you saw him remove his suit jacket and roll up his sleeves and you about fainted. You're a grad student (Not his grad student- Not even in the same department) so it's not exactly unprofessional for him to date you. And when he asks you out, you can't think of any reason to say no. What you don't expect is to have the time of your life. Nanami is really fun outside of classes. He takes you to a local festival. A one night event. He wins you a stuffed bear and a gold fish. You weren't sure about giving him a kiss when the date first started but by the end of it you have butterflies as you lean up and give him a peck on the cheek. He moves his head though and you end up with a short peck on the lips. It's sweet and hot at the same time. When you guys come out as dating You're the talk of the both your departments.

Professor Geto, however, is in your department. He's not your advisor, though. You see him everywhere. And your conversations are good. Deep and incitful. When he asks you for dinner the last thing you expect is to be fucking him in his car outside the restaurant. You got there early. You were just in his car talking when he leaned over and kissed you. He apologized at first and said he just couldn't help himself. But he knew what he was doing. He gives you these beautiful puppy dog eyes and suddenly your kissing him again. And again. And then you're full on making out. Ten minutes later you've moved to the back of the car. You're glad his windows are tinted because as long as you don't move too much, no one will know that you're getting railed in the back seat of a professor's car. And he does go hard. You hardly notice that the man hasn't bothered to use protection until you're walking into the restaurant (cause he's hungry now), and you feel him leaking out of you. You're glad your dress is long enough that no one can see your legs. You can't even chastise him cause you were both caught in the moment. And you continue to date through graduation. One thing about Suguru is that his ass is stubborn. When he makes up his mind that he wants something, he's going for it. He keeps your ass under lock and key. Everyone knows your dating, though no one will say shit to your face. No one is surprised when a week after graduation, you have a rock on your hand. But you'll never be Mrs. You're Dr and Dr Geto. And Suguru finds it hot!

Respectfully, I needed this - 🧠

🧠 nonny... u may not have figured this out yet...but im slower than thee fuck fjklshfkdjhgkfd. i never figure out who my anons are unless they tell me. u gonna have to let me know fam. msg me 😭😭.

omg these ideas are delicious...

prof nanami, i love how innocent and whimsy it is going on a first date to a festival and him winning you prizes and the kiss was! ahhh im such a slut i would have to fuck him night one but when it comes to be slow courted i wouldnt mind if it was nanami. he wants to let you know what you mean to him and i find that saurrrr cuteee.

prof geto, i also adoreeee because he was wasting NO time lmfao. Dr. & Dr. Geto okfjdhvksdhfvksjdb IMMA SCREAM thats so perf 🥹🥹. also lmfao at him just raw nutting in us day ONE. he definitely knew wtf he was doing. lmfao he didnt even care to ask if we were on the pill just busted fkjhfkjhrsfkjrshbdfj.

also i just had a thot...

we never get prof sukuna and i know in AU people tend to write him as a bad boy/criminal/fuck-up and although he IS a villain he's not a dumb one. he's very smart and intellectual, he just doesn't give a fuck. i think he would teach something like physics. i can see him being an astrophysicist for some reason, ex-NASA (i'd like to think he got fired bc he ended up knocking out an astronaut who thought he knew more than Sukuna cause he's been up in space before and almost jeopardized lives because of it). But prof Sukuna is notorious for being a huge hard ass and making his already insanely difficult classes, due to the subject matter, even harder than they need to be. you, a future astrophysicist in the making, are determined to learn from the best and your cheery disposition is not discouraged by him. in fact you like the challenge and arguing with him. however he IS your adviser which makes the situation a bit more scandalous. especially since it was in one of your advisory meetings where one minute you were arguing about your thesis topic and the next you are spread out on his desk, your thesis papers everywhere and Sukuna's head between your legs. but you don't get caught. if anything, once you do start dating Sukuna is harder on you. he wants you to succeed but he wont coddle you, he'll critique you more—expect perfection from you. However he will be there to tutor you and take you on special field trips. He knows the person who runs the observatory near campus and gets a special private viewing for you when conditions are clear and you can see the pretty gaseous clouds from the next galaxy from the powerful hub telescope.... all while seated so pretty on his cock. He'll rub slow tortuous circles on your clit with his rough thumb while he making you list various constellations and quizzing you on basic chemical composition of stars and planets—which you would usually spout off flawlessly but when he is making you see your own stars as your eyes cross into the back of your head there's no way you could focus on the ones in the sky. now i kinda wanna write professor sukuna kfhdadskjfhaskjf.

[momokarp]

Heyyyy I saw your Danny Phantom comic about him reading the Great Gatsby during the fight with Vlad (great art btw), and I was wondering if u could give a long-suffering student a rundown of the themes?

I’m gonna cover the themes I can think of off the top of my head and if you really need me to go into more details, I CAN??? But this is just a quick “it’s 7 in the morning for me and I’m actually gonna hyperfixate real quick” kinda moment.

Yes, there are two kinds of rich people, and yes, one side really doesn’t like the other. It’s apparent in Tom and all of his opinions of Gatsby are later on in the book when he finally attends one of his fancy parties.

Old money gets their opinions and styles and tastes from their parents who got it from their parents. It’s a boys club, if you’re in? You’re in, and it’s hard to get in unless you’re of a certain pedigree.

New money? Loud. Outrageous. Doesn’t even know what to do with all that money and everyone is welcome to enjoy it. Gatsby owns a BRIGHT ASS YELLOW CAR not because it’s of a certain model but because it screams loud and expensive and “look at me” and it’s not just cause he’s trying to get with your wife. He knows how to ACT like old money, to a certain degree, but at the end of the day, he can’t hide that he wasn’t born into it.

An unreliable narrator is usually a story told from a first person point of view and their own biases can often warp the reader’s perspective on the events unfolding. Nick even tries to clarify that he doesn’t judge people. Yeah, OUT LOUD, but he’s judging internally. Which is making you, the reader, judge. Tom has an affair with Myrtle Wilson. Nick IS quietly judging them although he tries not to and how could he not? Daisy is his cousin, and he sees the man she’s married make her move away from Chicago and Tom is not hiding his affair very well, she clearly knows about it and hates it.

Oh but here comes Gatsby, with this beautiful story of how he fell in love and went to war and couldn’t be with her and came back and she’s MARRIED and now he’s trying to win her back- and Nick HELPS HIM. THAT’S NOT UNBIASED. HE IS SWAYED. He sides with Gatsby through and through, even when he starts to see the flaws in Gatsby’s vision, he wants to cheer for him.

We’re going back to the green light here for a minute. Gatsby gets a house DIRECTLY ACROSS the lake from where Daisy’s is. There’s the green light at the end of her dock that flashes, that’s a reminder to Gatsby when he looks out that his dream is just over there. Daisy, the perfect gal, along with acceptance into the fancy rich lifestyle. He wants to meet her parents, he wants to have kids with her, he wants to be a somebody, an established respectable person.

But he’s kind of fooling himself too. He wants too much. It’s not enough to have Daisy, she needs to RENOUNCE her ever loving Tom and then properly marry him. He wants to be a part of the boy’s club, but Tom finds out that he has gained his wealth through the mafia and that’s not very respectable! He wants Daisy to call him in the morning, a call that never comes because she won’t cast aside her lifestyle for him. She was raised to trust and live in the sheltered life she was brought up in, even if she’s unhappy. It’s safer than the unknown. She chooses to stay with Tom, as even she realizes she can’t live up to Gatsby’s ideals.

It’s ironic cause this is the Oxford English Dictionary definition and Gatsby is an “Oxford Man!” Not only has Gatsby idealized on the American Dream, but it’s a dream that was never real. Yes, he did get rich, but not because he had equal opportunities. He got lucky to help out an old rich man on his boat (WHICH HE DIDNT EVEN GET ANY MONEY FROM) to learn the rich social skills, and he worked with the mafia to get all his wealth. Yes, he got Daisy, but not REALLY. He had an affair with her. They didn’t marry properly, didn’t have kids, didn’t move in together. And Daisy never intended on doing any of these things. She wanted to run away.

And Gatsby was never going to get these things because he wasn’t BORN rich. Tom represents the concept of Old Money so well not only in how he lacks any genuine character that isn’t inherited from his father, but how protective he is of keeping the status quo, so that he remains in power and no one who doesn’t fit the club can come in.

And Gatsby pays the price of his affair while Tom gets away with everything. How is this the American Dream? It isn’t.

Okay, that’s my stuff. I can go into symbolism on the yellow car and big billboard and all that other stuff if this was helpful at all. I hope it is helpful???

[iamred-iamyellow]

Every Brocedes Coded Taylor Swift Song

@formulaocean

✰ = my favs that make me sob aka the ones that are MOST brocedes coded 

Taylor Swift:

-Teardrops on my guitar

“I’ll bet she’s beautiful, that girl he always talks about”

“I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night”

-Cold As You

Fearless:

-You Belong With Me

-You’re Not Sorry

-The Way I Loved You

✰Forever & Always (piano version AUGHGHGHHG) 

-We Were Happy

Speak Now:

-Mine

“you were the best thing, that’s ever been mine” 

-Back to December 

✰The Story of Us

“miscommunications lead to fallout, so many things that I wish you knew”

“and the story of us looks a lot like a tragedy now”

"but I liked it better when you were on my side"

Red: 

-Red

“forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you never met” 

-Sad Beautiful Tragic 

-Come Back…Be Here 

1989:

-Wildest Dreams

-All You Had To Do Was Stay

-Bad Blood

-Say Don’t Go 

-Now That We Don’t Talk

-Suburban Legends

“and you kiss me in a way that’s gonna screw me up forever”

-Is It Over Now? 

Reputation:

-Don’t Blame Me 

-Look What You Made Me Do

-Getaway Car 

Lover: 

-London Boy 

-False God

“we were crazy to think, crazy to think that this could work, remember how I said i’d die for you?"

✰Afterglow 

folklore: 

-the 1

“it would’ve been fun if you would’ve been the one”

“you know the greatest loves of all time are over now”

-cardigan 

✰exile

“you’re not my homeland anymore, so what am I defending now?”

“I'm not your problem anymore, so who am I offending now?”

“there is no amount of crying I can do for you”

“you never gave a warning sign”

-my tears ricochet 

✰invisible string 

evermore:

-coney island

“what's a lifetime of achievement? If I pushed you to the edge, but you were too polite to leave me” (except he did leave tho im screaming)

-marjorie 

-closure

“yes I got your letter” (THE PARALLELS CAUS LIKE THE LETTER LEWIS WROTE THAT NICO DIDNT GET AND TOTO HAD TO READ IT)

“I don't need your “closure””

✰right where you left me (self explanatory)

Midnights:

-Maroon 

✰The Great War (I will be making a web weave for this also I’m literally sobbing)

“It turned into something bigger, somewhere in the haze, got a sense I'd been betrayed”

“there's no morning glory it was war it wasn't fair.”

-You’re Losing Me (ik it wasn't a part of the official album but whatever)

TTPD:

✰So Long, London (every lyric. screaming, crying, vomiting.)

-loml

-The Black Dog

“I just dont understand how you dont miss me.”

“and I may never open up the way I did for you.”

✰Chloe or Sam or Sofia or Marcus (one of my moots made a web weave about this song and you should totally go look at it here caus it's heartbreaking dhhdjsjjds)

-How Did It End?

-I Look In People’s Windows

"does it feel alright not to know me?”

“what if your eyes looked up and met mine one more time”

Honorable Mentions:

-I Don’t Wanna Live Forever

“I just wanna keep calling your name till you come back home”

-Treacherous

“I just think you should, think you should know that nothing safe is worth the drive”

-cowboy like me

“and the skeletons in both our closets plotted hard to fuck this up”

“never wanted love just a fancy car”