#imagine the CHAOS

[snakeredbirdbatkatana]

You know what I need everytime Tim or Dick lie no one catches them. Not Kon not Bruce no one.

They could say the sky is fucking purple and immediately they assume it is and god forbid they check, Oh my eyes are deceiving me.

I need Tim to walk up to Bruce say some out of pocket bullshit and across the room Dick just looks up.

The only ones who can clock each others shit is each other.

Sometimes they make a game of it they gaslight Jason so hard he thinks there's another Robin named Nibor.

Brotherly bonding by making everyone else confused and slightly terrified.

The thing is no one will ever find out no one understands their tells. They both have there own ways of making everything sound like the gods honest truth.

Nevermind the brotherly comfort or angst where someone ask if they are ok and when the I'm fine is said They know to do a bat sucide watch.

Just think big bird and baby bird gaslight gatekeep girlbossing their way to victory.

[roselemari]

It's adorable to think about Alastor's shadow having a crush on the king. Picture it awkwardly apologizing for its master's behavior, while Alastor stands there, completely baffled, asking, "What are you doing?" The shadow, in turn, gives him a look that says, "What are you doing? You're messing up my chances!"

[soapbubbles511]

Somebody please make a travel show with Taika and Rhys. Let these two loose on some unsuspecting country. (Did I just finally get around to watching Rhys Darby Big in Japan? Perhaps.)

[goldrushenthusiast]

Everyone gangsta until the amortentia lesson that character A is late to and walks in and asks “why does this smell like character B?”

[nightmarestat]

oh to be on in-universe stan tumblr/twt the day famous rockstar lestat de lioncourt is spotted out with his hot billionaire ex louis de pointe du lac who spilled all their relationship tea in his biography

[wizzidoodles]

My friend told me that Submechaphobia confirmed there are actually multiple Pizzaplexes and not just one

Imagine all the Suns and Moons meeting each other

They’d just play a bunch of fun games I think

This would be finny tho 🤣

[definitelynuwonhere]

What is stopping us from creating a discord server where we roleplay as citizens of the redactedverse guys

[weirdnotal]

Jason Grace and Leo Valdez au where they both die but due to a mishap end up in Valhalla.

Hazel didn't like Leo's plan so she switched the potions and tried to talk him out of it (didn't work tho) and he ended up in Valhalla, obviously Percy and Annabeth don't know about Valhalla yet.

Once Jason's dead he also goes to Valhalla since they're the same age they end up on the same floor and see each other again. Then the whole Magnus Chase thing happens and Annabeth learns about him. Right after they're last adventure Alex and Magnus explore the building and accidentally get to the others floor.

They good friends but eventually Magnus is like "hey wanna come meet all my dead friends Annabeth" cue spiderman meme

*also imagine the combination of shenanigans and himbo-assery of Alex, Leo, TJ, Halfborn, Mallory, Magnus, and Jason as friends

[ammy246]

Spy x Family superbat au where Bruce and Clark get married in order to protect their secret identities and end up adopting and raising Dick together who is aware of Bruce being Batman and Clark being Superman despite the fact they never told him. Shenanigans ensue.

[gerec]

If I was a marketing exec at AMC I would already be planning a 'one night only concert with the Vampire Lestat' in New Orleans (prob. during the annual Vampire's Ball) and have Sam Reid absolutely bring the house down vamping it up and then put that shit up on social media and break the entire internet...

[theliliesofwatersedge]

Marauders AU but McGonagall is everyone's therapist but only she knows they're all going to her.

I feel like it would start with Sirius going to get help with his childhood trauma (Cause let's be honest, our boy needs it) so he starts unpacking his relationship with his brother.

And then comes Regulus...

Regulus starts seeing McGonagal every Wednesday (while Sirius sees her on Mondays) and IMMEDIATELY, poor old Minnie's heart skips a beat seeing their similarities. The moment Regulus name-drops his brother ("My older brother Sirius and I have been estranged since we were teenagers") she thinks she's about to go into cardiac arrest.

She quickly grows really fond of both brothers, however, neither brother knows they're going to the same therapist and s\McGonangall doesn' know how to break it to them.

In walks James fucking Potter.

Regulus starts talking about this guy he's seeing and saying how he doesn't know whether or not to let him in because he seem super sweet and our poor boy Reggie has some self-esteem issues (even tho he acts like a king) so of course Minnie goes into Mother mode and in a therapist-y but also mother-like-way starts asking all these questions about him. And like the gentlemen he is, our boy James comes to Regulus up from his session and a light ball goes off in the back of her head.

James Potter

James fucking potter that her other client is always talking about.

[glitterfairy-21225]

Just for fun;

Violet (loves all her children equally) (allegedly): I’m so happy to be planning two weddings this season! And for my second and third favorite children!

Bridgertons:

Violet lounging happily in the arms of Lady Danbury’s brother:🍷

[ventingv]

i saw you made neuvillette and zonghli reacting to theire significant other carrying theire eggs but what about imbibitor lunae Dan heng ?

If I got your request wrong then please let me know. Also there will be an explanation in the beginning as to why reader got pregnant considering Dan Heng race can’t have children.

Dan Heng

It was a simple accident when one of the researchers on Herta Space Station accidentally dropped some filled test tubs onto you and Dan Heng from the floor above as the two of you were just about to go back to the express for some alone time. Seeing how the researcher was apologizing and begging you not to tell anyone while on their kneels had you asking Dan Heng not to report him which he reluctantly agreed to.

Once back on the express he would have you checked over before doing the same to himself and seeing no issues arriving after a few days would just shrug it off before the both of you go back to your normal routine.

A month later when in the infirmary of Space Station after noticing a your stomach growing larger then normal they are informed of the side effects when you and him are told that there is an egg growing in you.

During your months of carrying the egg Dan Heng would be desperately researching as much as he could about races that lay eggs in order to help you.

His newly discovered instincts would definitely make him more protective of you, as show when he actually snarled at Mach 7th when she came over excitedly and placed a hand on your stomach without asking first.

During the final stages of pregnancy he refused to leave your side or allow you to carry more then a single cup in fear of you hurting your self.

[thebuckandeddiething]

an idea: a post realization buddie under the 6th street sign..."photograph" playing...they close their eyes about to kiss-

the next thing we know they cut to black, all we hear is a car horn and loud brakes as the ep ends slowly pulling out of this shot in a deafening silence 🙃

[yzur02]

Okay, I was just being mentally ill, business like usual, when a random concept came to me: Overlord, but, one of the NPCs is replaced with Tanya von Degurechaff

[superbat-is-king]

Loving Netflix's Dead Boy Detectives, but Crisis on Infinite Earths came too soon, because imagine this crossover!

And then also add Dream of the Endless, I mean... 😌