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yzur02 ¡ 5 months ago
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Okay, I was just being mentally ill, business like usual, when a random concept came to me: Overlord, but, one of the NPCs is replaced with Tanya von Degurechaff
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inwardhardar ¡ 3 months ago
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cuerue ¡ 4 months ago
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i really needed more of this in veilguard... especially with some consequences, maybe companions or allies nearly being tempted into betrayal by elgar'nan, or just more of rook themself being tempted by what he offers
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haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted ¡ 7 months ago
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Aurelia, Elven Priestess by Tanya Podolskaia
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jellhound ¡ 11 months ago
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elf girl monday
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faline-cat444 ¡ 2 years ago
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This should cover what got delayed yesterday
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emerald-dragonflame ¡ 1 year ago
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Really dumb thing I've been thinking about is what classes and races the MHI Crew would play in DnD/Pathfinder.
Earl wouldn't because the only board game he'd be interested in is Monopoly, cause that's when money made sense (I genuinely think he finds video games and TTRPGs silly)
Tanya wouldn't cause she would try to use real elf magic in the game and would get frustrated when Tripp, the DM, says she can't do that.
And Edward wouldn't simply due to the fact that there's way too much talking and numbers involved.
Tripp is obviously the DM, playing either Pathfinder or a more homebrewed version of DnD
Owen would play after Tripp tells him it'll be fun (even though he says that it's a nerd game. As if he isn't a giant fucking nerd himself. My mans, your an accountant, this is a numbers game, and you don't even have to factor in taxes, it was, like, made for you), so he decides to play something he thinks is funny: A Dragonborn rouge who is way too good at sneaking around. He's not edgy, and doesn't have a tragic backstory or anything like that, he's just a shit stirrer. Only later realizing "Oh... crap this is actually kinda fun", turning his character into the best part of the campaign.
Julie would play a gunslinger Halfling, mostly cause I think she would play something she knows (and Tripp would definitely change some gunslinger rules to make them more realistic), and I think she really likes the trope "cute, but deadly". She'd 100% play the sweetheart of the group, and play the character closest to her personality.
And while Owen and Julie try not to have their characters fall in love, it kinda happens on accident cause the two idiot lovebirds won't stop jokingly flirting with each other, and whoops, how did they end up in the same bed?
Holly would play a male Goliath barbarian, and would be the only person playing someone of the opposite sex. She doesn't care about the roleplaying or anything like that. Her characters entire personality is: A'm only 'ere t' crack skulls, an' fuck bitches... and a'm all outta bitches t' fuck". Girl doesn't care at all about the kingdom they need to save, she just wanna roll dice and swing her axe around.
"I would like to rage" is her favorite thing to say.
This is all mostly headcanon that I have no proof for other than "yeah, that feels about right", but it's fun and i think fit's their personalities... I... might have to draw these characters now, lol
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dnd-thrrasir ¡ 2 years ago
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The party met another new NPC last night! Introducing Tanya, half orc half moon elf, druid of wildfire.
Too bad she arrived with uh, bad news!
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withered--s0uls ¡ 8 months ago
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Ok guys uhm so 👉👈 what if I told you I had this idea for an original project since I was like 15-16 but never actually went through with it fully (I struggle w/ storytelling long, ongoing stories,,, especially from scratch)
I'll put more details under the cut, please go read that and then come back up here to vote!!!
Okay so as a kid I loved this book series that I don't think has an English localization?? The first book was "Wie weckt man eine Elfe?" (How does one wake up an elf?)
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Basically the way the existence of elves, fairies, unicorns and other fantasy creatures is justified in this book series is that "If a human made it up using fantasy, then it'll become real". Due to fading belief and imagination of certain ones, they basically fell into hibernation. The protagonist girl finds out about an elf named Hummelbi (Hummel means Bumblebee) and they try to wake up Hummelbi's friends.
ANYWAYS, getting side tracked here...
I loved the concept of humans fantasy becoming reality, and paired that idea with my experience as someone who had many imaginary friends as a kid; what if those imaginary friends were real? What if they felt left behind as I grew older and stopped engaging with them? What if they felt betrayed?
It also is supposed to symbolize my own struggle of letting go from childhood fantasy, the guilt I felt for "forgetting about my friends" as I became a teenager. Something that at the time of coming up with this idea was a very big problem of mine. I didn't want to forget them and leave them behind. I felt like I was terrible for it.
The story would follow Ashley, a girl who at the time was supposed to be 16-17 -- I'll need to decide whether or not I'll change that, because it feels like these characters in my heart aged with me. But it makes more sense to have them be teens -- who used to have many imaginary friends as a kid. As she grew older, she played less and less with them. By the time of the main plot, she has friends in her school and hasn't thought of her imaginary childhood friends in ages.
Unknown to her, they weren't actually "Imaginary" at all. All those characters she made up, the floating island magic forest, all their adventures, very much were real.
And the vast majority of those friends felt severely betrayed.
They attempt to trap her in the fantasy world, and the story would have followed Ashley & her allies (who disagree with the other imaginary friends!) trying to get Ashley back into her world.
Oh also did I mention there was supposed to be a Sapphic romance going on?
Idk how much that'd be in the story if I do pick it up again, considering I'd want to mainly focus on plot. But since relationships & the individuality of the characters plays a major role in ths story, maybe there might still be room for it.
If I DO decide to work on it, I might need some help from others due to my struggle with world building from scrap and problems with ongoing long stories, let alone connecting certain scenes I like.
Back then I settled, with the help of friends at the time, on the title "Out of Sight" for the project. Back then the idea was just "oh, the island is invisible to others so she's out of other peoples sight" --- but that doesn't really feel like a good reason lmao.
I still like the title tho, and got attached to it.
I think it can also be interpreted as how she was unaware of them being real people, and lost sight of their development over the years and how they grew up and changed alongside her. It could kinda be a nod to the phrase "out of sight out of mind". Just that this phrase of blissful ignorance can't be applied to this?
Idk I had a better interpretation 5 minutes ago but already forgot 😭
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dailydegurechaff ¡ 5 months ago
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Today's Daily Degurechaff is… elf tanya
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pupsmailbox ¡ 1 year ago
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FAIRY︰ELF ID PACK
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NAMES︰ adelina. aeon. aether. aimee. alaina. alette. alfre. alvar. ami. amy. aoibhann. archer. ash. aubrette. aubri. aura. aurora. avery. ayesha. barry. basil. bell. belle. berry. blaze. bloom. blossom. bolt. briar. brooke. calypso. caspian. cassian. celeste. charlotte. clover. collin. corbin. cosmo. crow. dahlia. dalia. damien. dela. dew. dewdrop. dewey. diana. dianna. drop. elfie. elida. elisa. ella. ellie. elliot. elly. elm. elvenia. elvina. eros. fae. faebelle. faeriette. faette. fairiette. faith. fallin. fawn. fay. faye. fayetta. fayette. faylinn. felix. ferun. feya. finch. fleur. flix. flora. frost. glimmer. glow. gray. holly. hope. ilayda. iradessa. iris. ivy. jinx. jynx. keijo. lendabair. lili. lilli. lillie. lilly. lily. linetta. loona. luna. lynette. mariam. mariposa. mayblossom. meadow. melody. migina. mina. mischette. mischie. mischievelle. mischievette. moon. moth. musa. nix. nixie. nymph. nymphelle. nymphette. nymphie. nyx. odette. olette. oliver. onyx. opal. periwinkle. petal. pix. pixi. pixie. poppy. rose. rosemary. satu. shayla. shaylah. shayleen. sheelin. starla. stella. síobhra. tania. tanya. tatania. tiana. tinca. tink. tinka. tinker. tinkerbell. tinkerbelle. titania. trick. trickselle. tricksette. trix. tryck. tryx. tunder. tünde. tündér. vidia. whim. whimsey. whimsie. whimsy. willow. wing. älva.
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PRONOUNS︰ bloom/bloom. dew/dew. dust/dust. elf/elf. fae/fae. fae/faer. fae/faerie. fae/faery. fae/fairy. fai/fai. fai/fairy. fai/fairytale. fairy/fairie. fairy/fairy. fay/fay. flight/flight. flower/flower. frog/frog. honey/honey. jest/jest. jinx/jinxe. joke/joke. mischie/mischief. mischie/mischievous. mischief/mischief. mischief/mischievous. moss/moss. mush/mushroom. oak/oak. pix/pix. pix/pixie. prank/prank. shimmer/shimmer. shine/shine. shroom/shroom. spark/spark. spark/sparkly. sparkle/sparkle. spring/spring. sprite/sprite. trick/trick. trick/trickster. vae/vaer. ven/venus. wing/wing. ✨. 🦋. 🧚🏻‍♀️.
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cuerue ¡ 1 month ago
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devastating elf typo, 4 dead, 15 injured
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the-forest-library ¡ 1 year ago
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January 2024 Reads
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The Gentlemen's Gambit - Evie Dunmore
A Lady Guide's to Mischief and Mayhem - Manda Collins
The Ladies Rewrite the Rules - Suzanne Allain
One Night in Hartswood - Emma Denny
The Breakup Tour - Emily Wibberley
Places We've Never Been - Kasie West
Most Ardently - Gabe Cole Novoa
Okay, Cupid - Mason Deaver
Love, Me - Jessica Saunders
Dungeons and Drama - Kristy Boyce
Seven Percent of Ro Devereux - Ellen O'Clover
Eight Dates and Nights - Betsy Aldredge
Rules for Being a Girl - Candace Bushnell, Katie Cotungo
The Christmas Wish - Lindsey Kelk
After the Forest - Kell Woods
All the Hidden Paths - For Meadows
Shady Hollow - Juneau Black
Strong Poison - Dorothy L. Sayers
The Silver Chair - C.S. Lewis
The Chalice of the Gods - Rick Riordan
The Marvelous Magic of Miss Mabel - Natasha Lowe
Elf Dog and Owl Head - M.T. Anderson
Winter - Kelsey E. Gross
The Bookstore Cat - Cylin Busby
The Glass Castle - Jeannette Walls
Brain on Fire - Susannah Cahalan
A Book of Days - Patti Smith
Karma - Boy George
I Hate Everyone, Except You - Clinton Kelly
The Life Brief - Bonnie Wan
The Stress Prescription - Elissa Epel
Infectious Generosity - Chris J. Anderson
Break the Cycle - Mariel Buque
Eve - Cat Bohannon
House Love - Patric Richardson
Pests - Bethany Brookshire
Freaks, Gleeks, and Dawson's Creek - Thea Glassman
But Have You Read the Book? - Kristen Lopez
The Good, the Bad, and the Barbie - Tanya Lee Stone
Normal is Just a Setting on the Dryer - Adair Lara
Men to Avoid in Art and Life - Nicole Tersigni
Friends to Keep in Art and Life - Nicole Tersigni
Parenting Advice to Ignore in Art and Life - Nicole Tersigni
Bold = Highly Recommend Italics = Worth It Crossed out = Nope
Thoughts: 
Messy memoirs, healing from generational trauma, and recovery from burnout - these are a few of my favorite things.
Goodreads Goal: 43/200
2017 Reads | 2018 Reads | 2019 Reads | 2020 Reads | 2021 Reads | 
2022 Reads | 2023 Reads | 2024 Reads
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108garys ¡ 3 months ago
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Xadian Vinya ☀ 🌙
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I am not immune to flavouring my ships when my shows come out and what do you know the dragon prince has the perfect lore to put my moon/sun ship into so here we have sunfire elf Vince, I've kept things fairly simple and I feel he looks more like an elf than himself but I do enjoy the simplicity with his horns and all that, now Tanya on the other hand required a bit more thought from the get go since moonshadow elves all have that white/silver hair and I didn't want to completely erase her red hair so I've gone for this dip dye approach to nod to her original hair colour and kinda sorta make it seem like she's showing her love with the firey colour(also ligit the lore surrounding the moon primal for the Ts is perfect tbh)
@kassiekole22 @delurkr @ctrvpani @tinynightmarewoman
@eframschweigersskincells @conra @kindheartedgummybears
I don't know that any of my circle watch tdp but yeah elves have horns and stuff(and no pinkie finger because they are for real just built different like that lol)
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theadventurerslog ¡ 3 months ago
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Quest For Glory IV: Shadows of Darkness | Part 6
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The Adventurer's Log
It was night after a failed visit to the gypsy camp. Nothing else to do but keep going forward. I encountered my first necrotaur.
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I found a strange fountain...
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That's totally safe. Nothing suspicious here. I had options to drink, take a taste or jump in. Jumping in just got me scolded by the narrator, and sipping and drinking led to the same result. Cinder Win didn't win and passed out.
And I saw a...fairy? Forest spirit? Elf? (depending on whether elves and fairies are considered one and the same here).
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Yeah I have much to learn like not taking drinks from strange fountains in the middle of forests at night? Besides, what was I gonna do, NOT take a drink? I have the power of saving on my side! Still, the number of interested parties here seems to be growing... And I still don't know why I was brought here in the first place.
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After waking up, all was well shortly after and I continued. In a night that was quickly turning very eventful I ran into a ghost.
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I greeted her.
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She was lost and wanted to go home. She wasn't aware she was a ghost and I could offer to help her and guide her home but I wasn't sure how to actually do that. She seemed to just keep disappearing. She was also really slow to come to me. So, my thought was that I'd need something to... entice her? Convince her she was a ghost? Hold her somehow to bring her back to town? I'm assuming this is Anna, so bring her back to Nikolai?
Hopefully something will get clearer and I can tackle that better...
I found my way back to town anyway, and the pumpkins were jack o' lanterns!
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Also, Katrina was there.
She scolded me for not taking better care at night and gave me a healing potion.
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Displeased huh?
Then she intended to teach me a lesson for not listening to her warnings which sounded very menacing but actually resulted in her teaching me a new spell, Frostbite.
I don't know what to make of her and I couldn't even talk to her about every available option before she left.
I levitated over the closed gate and went to get some dinner and bed. It wasn't as late as I thought, but I wasn't in the best shape in all of health, mana and stamina.
Bad news when I stepped out in the morning. The trio of chatty villagers that are normally in the inn in the evenings were gathered outside. Igor was missing, oh no! They caught a gypsy just outside town while searching for Igor and are insisting he's a werewolf and ate Igor. Make him talk and bring him to justice and they were all basically one step away from bringing out the pitchforks. The Burgomeister thankfully wasn't having it.
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We need to figure out what actually happened here. Igooor.
They kept being insistent and think they ate the innkeeper's daughter too.
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The Burgomeister wasn't having that either. Tanya... now I know who she is anyway.
He tried to get the others to stop riling themselves up with tales of werewolves--he himself doesn't believe in them--and to go home. He would also appreciate my help when offered in proving one way or another what actually happened to Igor. He doesn't want to blame someone for a crime that may or may not have been committed.
You know, the Burgomeister didn't trust me but I didn't fully trust him either. He could have been corrupt. He seems to be proving otherwise now. Appreciate him trying to keep things from flying off the handle here anyway and even accepting my offer to help despite previous grumbling at me.
But Igor! Now I had an investigation to add to my plate. I was gonna be making the rounds around town anyway and now I had even more reason to.
I went inside and talked to the Burgomeister a little more. He was skeptical in general, maybe a bit overly so given everything that is going on around here, but I appreciate him being grounded about this missing Igor situation. He really didn't believe the gypsy is responsible but was uncertain of what to do. I'm here for the rescue! Somehow.
I went to talk to the gypsy in the cell who's the same guy I talked to at the camp. He refused to say anything and seemed disbelieving when I offered to help and then the Burgomeister got after me for just standing around talking.
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I was just appreciating you, sir! Talking is part of my investigation! But fine, I'll go leave and do stuff. Like talking to more people.
And as I left I think I just got put on a time limit...
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So I've got today before they go after the suspect...
Olga didn't have much of use, just ready to burn that werewolf before it eats them all.
I tried talking to Nikolai on my way to Dr. Cranium in hopes of some clue of what to do about the ghost I assume is Anna, but no luck there.
Dr. Cranium had nothing about Igor either, however, he thought he came up with a way to make a Rehydration Solution. That would certainly help with the dried-up Domovoi. I had to give him the elements of the formula and he requested some Grue Goo.
With nothing helpful in town, it was time to go hunting for clues about poor Igor.
I went to the cemetery first.
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A groan. A fallen tombstone over a previously open grave. Igor got trapped, didn't he?
I couldn't move the tombstone by myself, but an Open spell worked to my slight surprise, and sure enough, up came Igor.
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With messed up colours. A lightning bolt struck right around this point so I don't know if it was because of that or just glitched. He thanked me anyway and wandered off, hopefully back to town. That was easier than expected.
Back in town, everyone was cleared out. The prisoner was released and the Burgomeister thanked me for finding Igor. He didn't want to burn the prisoner at the stake.
Then I went to see Igor who considers me a friend now! Aw. You're my buddy too, Igor.
I told him about the townspeople worrying about him.
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"Igor now morgue happy than ever!" That little graveyard humour heehee. I'm genuinely growing rather fond of him and his graveyard humour. The gnome may be... that, but Igor's got my back!
I asked about the crypt key which he was happy to give me now as a friend. Not that I needed it with magic, but good to have.
I couldn't remember if I'd asked him about Erana's staff before so I did again: Erana's staff has been in town for a long time. Dmitri's grandfather brought it. So, Piotyr is Dmitri the Burgomeister's grandfather huh.
With Igor safe and sound I figured it was time to go search for some Grue Goo for Dr. Cranium. There was all the goo near the cave I came out of but I needed to find my way back there. I also stopped by Olga, but not too much to say beyond some general horror at the gruesome fate of being trapped in a grave so it was a good thing I found Igor.
I was having trouble finding my back to the cave area. I certainly hadn't mapped at all at that point and my mapping efforts have been somewhat haphazard in general.
I found a deadly bush! Joy of joys!
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A bush with eyes.
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This had to be the bush Leshy's last riddle referred to.
It was an elderbury bush. I got too close by accident and it killed me. Buried me perhaps.
After some failed experiments including throwing a sandwich at the bush which did make the eyes dive down into it, I was able to use force bolt to knock a branch off then fetch the branch to get some elderbury berries.
I did find the starting area again. I'd been going in the wrong direction. For some reason I thought it was more to the east even though I've been to the swamp recently which is westerly and mostly a straight shot south of town. I even knew the swamp wasn't far from the cave. I'm good at directions! (I'm really not). But goo acquired.
I brought it back to Dr. Cranium who was thrilled and gave me the Rehydration Solution which seems suspiciously like water.
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I'm coming Domovoi!
I saved the Domovoi in the Monastery who thanked me and warned me of the dangers of this place. I needed to destroy the guard or feed it for a secret passage down.
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I assume he means something in here. There is a hexapod statue decoration thing over the hearth I could fire spells at, but before I do anything further in here I wanted to talk to the Inn Domovoi again. Generally get more information... Which meant I had time to kill before midnight.
With the berries from the bush I tried going to the Leshy again, but I guess that wasn't enough of an answer...
I tried for the camp again, but the wolves blocked me and there was no sign of our former prisoner.
With everything else failing on me, I tried for the ghost and confirmed she was Anna. When I talked to her again she asked why I left her behind but she was the one who kept disappearing. Every time she tried to follow me she'd find herself back in the same spot again. I had to keep talking to her and leaving and coming back to nudge her into starting to realize she was a ghost.
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She remembered she was walking home when something chased her. She tried to run but something knocked her over and everything went black. She remembered her name and the place she lived in town. She remembered Nikolai and asked me to talk to him about her. She doesn't want to leave without seeing him again.
This is sad...
I was gonna try some wandering or finding something to do while waiting then I realized I was nearly out of MP and I didn't want to wander around at night with no MP and not much of a goal or get stuck outside of town without the MP to levitate over the barred gates. Yes I have the magic fruit, but not many... I need to remember to return to the garden to get more.
Instead I slept until midnight and went to see the Domovoi. He was very pleased I saved the dried up Domovoi and that Domovoi is now living in the Burgomeister's place! I hope I get to see him again... and maybe his presence will somehow help the Burgomeister? And my inn friend here was ready to help me with more information. I would need to help people and be "plenty big hero" here.
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I would need to be very powerful, skilled and smart.
He told me a story about Tanya, Bella and Yuri's daughter. Time to find out about her at last. She was taken because of a doll he thinks.
Tanya was a very sweet child who liked everyone. One night Bella had a terrible dream that Tanya was taken away and Bella got scared. She stopped letting Tanya play outside or have friends. Tanya was scared of the dark and spent many times alone at the back of the inn. Then one day a big and friendly monster came to her window. He talked to her then she wasn't afraid of the dark and they became friends. One night while she was very unhappy the monster came and took her away. It wanted to make her happy. Now she was gone; now she was gone to the castle. No one except the Domovoi saw this and he couldn't help her.
As for the doll: one night Tanya got a beautiful doll that she'd never had before and she loved it very much. Bella and Yuri didn't know where it had come from or from whom and got scared, so Bella took it away and locked it in the cabinet which made Tanya very sad. The Domovoi told me to take the doll to Tanya and maybe I could help her when I become a very powerful hero.
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He told me not to tell Bella or Yuri. Tanya needed a hero not dead parents. He told me not to show the doll to Bella--it would make her very scared and unhappy.
So I needed to keep helping people for now which I've been working on. I'm still not sure how this all ties together between Katrina, Ad Avis and Tanya. Unless Ad Avis was the one to take her for some reason? Only seemingly a monster and hypnotized her like he did to me? I don't know!
I went to bed, and got more voices. This time, judging by the subject of their talk--trying to get a clear view through a crystal ball, and most of all by their bantering nature, I think it was Erasmus and Fenrus.
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I guess they weren't having an easy time of it.
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"Either you are mystically rusty or your crystal is dusty." Yeah, this has to be them right...?
Regardless I woke to a new day.
Day 6 I think and I’m just glad I got the Domovoi situation resolved as it was making me nervous. Onward to more tasks, helping people and uncertainty of how to handle some of them!
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thegamingcatmom ¡ 7 months ago
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Hey! I hope your day's been good!
It's August, and i'm questioning why this idea spawns now of all times...anywho
Here's a chaotic out of season seasonal idea.
For the Sisters fic:
Out of season, imagine it's like autumn:
Kate hanging up Christmas decorations cause she hatched another plan.
Grabbing onto MC as she tries to walk past her through the door way, stopping her in her tracks.
K:"Nuh, uh, MC can't cross until you've paid the tax"
MC visibly confused???
Kate points upwards, where mistletoe hangs above them.
MC: "wha- but???it's??? October??? Why are there Christmas decorations around???"
K:"Christmas came a little earlier this year"
Leaning in close to MC's face
Kate just holds her there, and MC can't escape the hold Kate has her in
Either MC who really wants to pass gives in
Or
Kate eventually just steals a kiss after seeing MC not giving in
Or OR
Tanya, who was very confused on what the heck Kate was doing again (why??? Was there suddenly christmas decorations all around???) seeing what her sister was doing at a distance, she sees Kate holding onto MC and notices the mistletoe above and just rushes forward and pulls them apart (no way is she letting her sister steal another kiss from MC)
Irina coming from her room or somewhere else, maybe outside coming in? At the commotion,
Annoyed at the fact that their home was suddenly looking like Santa's workshop in OCTOBER
Just the idea of using mistletoe in some other time of year that's not wintery time as like a toll booth fare to get across a door way seems amusing.
NOW if it was in season!
The reasoning Kate would give would be that it's tradition or something,
Except if it was in the wintery season closer to Christmas, I'm imaging Kate wearing a gimmicky Santa's elf hat with like a short pole like fishing rod attached to it, on the end of the pole a string and on the string? Mistletoe, and she just annoys the heck out of MC with it, and because she's getting to MC, she's also annoying Tanya by association as well,
but what are the chances Tanya also tries to use mistletoe to her advantage 👀
Dunno, doubt it'd go as smoothly, MC sees Tanya by the doorway? Change of plans she'll go the other way. She didn't have to go to the bathroom anyway...
Tanya? Upset, her day is absolutely ruined, but she will try again standing in doorways. MC might walk through following her around the house, and she'll have to pass her eventually.
Also, Tanya or Kate tries to get themself and MC into matching ugly Christmas sweaters. (Kate doing it outta sheer ability to annoy Tanya, Tanya doing it just wanting to go for like a matching couples outfit)
Kate being annoying, singing once November 1st rolls around, literally once the clock strikes midnight after Halloween,Mariah Carey's all I want for Christmas is you at MC
Irina is very annoyed at her sister's antics.
(Would be funny if she's like, they want MC so bad? Christmas Eve Irina stealthily grabs MC and puts her in a big wrapped box labeled for her sisters on Christmas day, best gift ever after the panic they have of seeing MC not in bed but realizing her heartbeat is still in the house)
Celebrating the holidays?
Baking, somehow convinced again by Carmen again
Or
Perhaps cause Tanya wants to hear the sounds MC might make again👀
Like with the cupcakes.
Pulling out the tray of cookies bare handed cause they forgot to act somewhat normal
MC,"How??? Did you not burn your hands???"
Has to fake that "oh gosh, that did hurt!" As MC drags their hand to run it under cold water, some ounce of concern showing,
And they're just like 🫠 at this rare display of concern for them
Merry not Christmas!
It's August
-📚
I-
LISTEN-
All of this is- 😭😭😭
But, LISTEN-
My mind immediately went to the gutter like-
MC: *sits on the couch, reading a book and munching on the christmas cookies Carmen´s made her*
Kate: *come swaggering into the room*
MC: *doesn´t bother looking, keeps on reading and munching*
Kate: *sits herself in the armchair across from MC*
MC: *still doesn´t bother looking*
Kate: "..."
Kate: *cough*
MC: *still reading and munching*
Kate: "..."
Kate: *cough cough*
MC: "..."
MC, already aware she´s probs gonna regret this: *...looks up-*
...
MC: *immediately regrets it*
Kate: 🎅🏻+😏
Kate, wearing a Santa Clause costume, beard and all: "So...have you been a good girl this year, lil spitfire?"
MC: "..."
Kate: *pats her lap*
Kate: "Why don´t you come over here and take a seat? Let Santa know what you wish for this year...?"
MC: "..."
Kate: *pats her lap more aggressively, smirking under that beard*
MC: "..."
MC: *very slowly puts her book and cookie down, gets up, walks over to Kate*
Kate: *starting to lose some of her cockiness cause wait, is that actually happening rn or-*
MC: *has come to stand right in front of Kate*
The visible part of Kate: 👁️👁️
Kate, under that beard: 👄
MC: *slowly leans down*
Kate: 👁️👁️
MC: *hand reaches for Kate´s face*
Kate: 👁️👁️
MC: *hand tangles in that beard all sexily*
Kate: 👁️👁️
MC: *starts pulling*
Kate: 👁️👄👁️
MC: *pulling some more*
Kate: 👁️👄👁️
MC: *lets go*
Kate, who hasn´t expected to go blind today: "Mmpf!"
MC: 😏
Also MC: "Huh...wishes do come true, after all."
Kate, whole face covered by the fake-beard: "Hmpf??"
MC, already on her way back to the couch: "Sweet.Silence."
Kate, beneath her fake-beard: 😑
Irina, who has heard it all but refuses to show face cause she got a reputation to uphold: 😏
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Okay but Irina absolutely done af with seeing christmas deco all around when it´s not even TIME yet is just too accurate. 😭
Irina isn´t one for the festive season anyway because it reminds her that she´s still missing her special someone. (Her family is great, but it´s different.) She cba about all that deco, tbh. She´ll gladly leave that stuff to Carmen. Or, hell, even Kate.
...As long as she doesn´t have to suffer those blinking lights in fucking October (or any other month that isn´t December), she´s good.
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And you can bet your ass Tanya would separate the two lovebirds SO damn fast, like-
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Nuhu.
Yall (*looks solely at Kate*) know the rules.
2 meters social distance, at least.
...
Make that 4 meters. Just to be safe.
And no eye contact either.
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But also-
Now I can´t not imagine MC keeping a spray bottle with her at all times for safety measures. Yknow, like, whenever Kate or Tanya get a bit too touchy-feely for her liking, she´s just gonna-
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MC: "Bad supernatural creature, very bad. What did we say about dry-humping the human?"
Tanya & Kate: 🥺
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Let this be a lesson to yall:
Never take your eyes off the two menaces. As long as you can see what they´re doing, you´re all good. (Probably.)
Like with spiders: The true horror starts when they´re suddenly gone. 💀
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Not Tanya zooming from doorway to doorway to get herself some christmas smooching though. 😭
Like, I imagine they got multiple bathrooms. At least 2.
So it´s just MC and Tanya kinda going back and forth in a weird kind of Catch (game), except MC´s never stood a chance with that super speed. She hasn´t even made it up the stairs when she catches Tanya casually leaning against the wall, right next to the bathroom she´s planned on using. The door´s open. There´s a mistletoe. And Tanya´s grinning like the cat that got the cream.
God dammit.
Back down the stairs MC goes-
(I think yall know how this ends.)
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I love that idea with the matching outfits! Tanya would absolutely see it as a sign of true luv, couple goals and all, LMAO. Kate would have that shit-eating grin going all day, eagerly awaiting her family´s comments on their matching sweaters.
Meanwhile, MC:
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It´s either that or running around naked. What was MC to do? 🤷🏻‍♀️
(We´ve been over this. MC will not start running around naked.)
Oh, but also: The sisters would totally see it as a way to lay claim as well ofc. Not that MC´s aware. To her, it´s just a stupid christmas tradition this weird ass family seems to follow.
...She decides not to question why no other family member joined in on their supposed "tradition", as Tanya called it.
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NOT IRINA WRAPPING MC UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS PRESENT. BOW AND ALL. 😭😭😭
The thing is...I can actually see this happening, LMAO.
Like, Irina is just so done with that screeching (Kate´s singing). And desperate times call for desperate measures...
She´s gonna snatch MC, get that tape, wrap it around her all nice and tight. A bit too tight. What-
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(Yes, Irina could get used to that.)
...
Needless to say, it took a while before Irina was allowed anywhere near wrapping paper again.
(As if that would stop her. Puh-leeze.)
Also: Thanks for getting that damn song stuck in my head. In August. 💀
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Okay-
The cookie part is my absolute FAVORITE.
Like-
We all know they suck at humaning.
Like, they legit forget they´re supposed to act normal around MC. (Also because they´re too busy being smitten with her.)
So, them just going ahead and grabbing something that should be boiling hot like it´s no big deal is just-
Way too accurate. Honestly. Are they even trying?
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Tanya: *grabs the boiling hot sauce pan with both hands instead of using the handle like a normal fucking person*
MC: *has to take a double-take*
MC: "OMG!!"
Tanya: *nearly drops the pot in her haste to eliminate the enemy she, for some reason, can´t see yet*
Also Tanya: *falling into a protective stance in front of MC as she frantically scans her surroundings*
Tanya, not at all questioning how a human was able to detect a threat before she did - a vampire with super hearing: "What is it?! What did you see, love?!"
MC, not at all questioning any of it because she´s become used to that weird af behavior: "YOUR HANDS!"
MC, in a reaction that is entirely instinctive: *jumps forward, grabs those hands that more resemble claws rn, turns them over-*
...
Also MC: *notices there isn’t even the faintest sign of a burn*
MC: "...What? How-"
Tanya: *too busy noticing her hands in MC´s hands to take note of anything else*
MC: *malfunctioning*
Tanya: *malfunctioning as well but for different reasons*
Kate: *walks in on them holding hands*
Also Kate, immediate meltdown: "Whoa whoa whoa! What´s going on here?!"
MC: *turns to Kate all crazy-eyed*
MC: "HER HANDS!"
Kate, who hasn´t expected that answer at all: "...Yeah, got two of them."
MC, trying her damnest to get the message across: "...THEY LOOK NORMAL."
Kate, starting to get scared but also weirdly turned on by those crazy eyes: "...Uh-"
MC: 👁️👁️
Kate, on the outside: 👀
Kate, on the inside: 🫠
Tanya, still not registering anything besides her hands in MC´s hands: 🫠
MC, willing to try one last time: "...WHY DO THEY LOOK NORMAL?!"
Kate: "..."
MC: *heavy breathing*
Tanya: 🫠
Kate: *leans against the stove as she tries to come up with an answer (smt she never struggled with before, wth is this human doing to her), resting her hand on the still searing surface in order to seem more natural in all that...slouching*
MC: *stares at the hand*
Kate: "I mean, listen-"
MC: *keeps staring*
Kate: "You´re really cute when you look like you wanna brutally murder someone, but-"
MC: *keeps staring*
Kate: "...Scratch that. You´re always cute. But that´s not the point-"
MC: *keeps staring*
Kate: "The point is-"
MC: *moves towards Kate at a snail´s pace, still staring at the hand*
Kate: *immediately shuts her mouth because things are finally starting to get interesting*
MC: *lets go of Tanya´s hands*
Tanya, who gradually snaps out of it: 🫠...🤨...❓🥺❓
Kate: *silence*
MC, who has reached Kate by now: *slowly reaches for Kate´s hand*
Kate: 👁️👄👁️
Tanya: ❓😠❓
MC: *takes Kate´s hand, most tenderly*
Kate: 👁️👄👁️
Tanya: ❓😡❓
MC: *slowly turns it around*
Kate: 👁️👄👁️
Tanya: ❓😡❓
MC: *stares*
Kate: 👁️👄👁️
Tanya: ❓😡❓
MC: *stares some more*
Kate: 👁️👄👁️
Tanya: ❓😡❓
MC: *finally looks up*
Kate: 👁️👄👁️
Tanya: ❓😡❓
MC, whispering: "...How?"
Kate: *no idea wtf is going on but she´ll happily play along if it gets her some PDA*
Also Kate, whispering: "...I don´t know."
Tanya: ❓😡❓
...
MC: "..."
Kate: "..."
Tanya, the third wheel: ❓😤❓
MC, out of nowhere, damn near sending the two menaces through the roof: "...WHY DOES IT LOOK NORMAL?!"
Kate: 💀
Tanya, starting to genuinely worry for MC´s well-being: ❓😤❓... 👀
MC: *heavy breathing*
...
Irina, who´s been in the next room this whole time, barely restraining herself from storming over and strangling someone: "The stove, for God´s sake!"
Tanya & Kate, still not getting it: 👀
MC: *heavy breathing*
Irina, who can´t believe her family has been reduced to slobbering apes thanks to a mortal: "...Stove.Hot.Ouch."
Tanya & Kate: "..."
Also Tanya & Kate, seconds later: 💡!!!
Also Tanya & Kate, immediately falling into their roles (approximately half an hour too late): 🩼🤕
MC: 👁️👄👁️
Irina: 🤦‍♀️
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That last bit was gold. I love that idea! 😭
As always, tysm for feeding the monster. 🫶💋
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