#elf tanya

[yzur02]

Okay, I was just being mentally ill, business like usual, when a random concept came to me: Overlord, but, one of the NPCs is replaced with Tanya von Degurechaff

[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

Aurelia, Elven Priestess by Tanya Podolskaia

[jellhound]

elf girl monday

[cuerue]

ellion really has too much of a 🥺 face for how much of a vengeful chaos gremlin they are

[dark-elf-writes]

Underrated relationship! I love them!

[emerald-dragonflame]

Really dumb thing I've been thinking about is what classes and races the MHI Crew would play in DnD/Pathfinder.

Earl wouldn't because the only board game he'd be interested in is Monopoly, cause that's when money made sense (I genuinely think he finds video games and TTRPGs silly)

Tanya wouldn't cause she would try to use real elf magic in the game and would get frustrated when Tripp, the DM, says she can't do that.

And Edward wouldn't simply due to the fact that there's way too much talking and numbers involved.

Tripp is obviously the DM, playing either Pathfinder or a more homebrewed version of DnD

Owen would play after Tripp tells him it'll be fun (even though he says that it's a nerd game. As if he isn't a giant fucking nerd himself. My mans, your an accountant, this is a numbers game, and you don't even have to factor in taxes, it was, like, made for you), so he decides to play something he thinks is funny: A Dragonborn rouge who is way too good at sneaking around. He's not edgy, and doesn't have a tragic backstory or anything like that, he's just a shit stirrer. Only later realizing "Oh... crap this is actually kinda fun", turning his character into the best part of the campaign.

Julie would play a gunslinger Halfling, mostly cause I think she would play something she knows (and Tripp would definitely change some gunslinger rules to make them more realistic), and I think she really likes the trope "cute, but deadly". She'd 100% play the sweetheart of the group, and play the character closest to her personality.

And while Owen and Julie try not to have their characters fall in love, it kinda happens on accident cause the two idiot lovebirds won't stop jokingly flirting with each other, and whoops, how did they end up in the same bed?

Holly would play a male Goliath barbarian, and would be the only person playing someone of the opposite sex. She doesn't care about the roleplaying or anything like that. Her characters entire personality is: A'm only 'ere t' crack skulls, an' fuck bitches... and a'm all outta bitches t' fuck". Girl doesn't care at all about the kingdom they need to save, she just wanna roll dice and swing her axe around.

"I would like to rage" is her favorite thing to say.

This is all mostly headcanon that I have no proof for other than "yeah, that feels about right", but it's fun and i think fit's their personalities... I... might have to draw these characters now, lol

[faline-cat444]

This should cover what got delayed yesterday

[dnd-thrrasir]

The party met another new NPC last night! Introducing Tanya, half orc half moon elf, druid of wildfire.

Too bad she arrived with uh, bad news!

[beautifult999]

This is my screensaver :) It’s a Machine Elf

[withered--s0uls]

Ok guys uhm so 👉👈 what if I told you I had this idea for an original project since I was like 15-16 but never actually went through with it fully (I struggle w/ storytelling long, ongoing stories,,, especially from scratch)

I'll put more details under the cut, please go read that and then come back up here to vote!!!

Okay so as a kid I loved this book series that I don't think has an English localization?? The first book was "Wie weckt man eine Elfe?" (How does one wake up an elf?)

Basically the way the existence of elves, fairies, unicorns and other fantasy creatures is justified in this book series is that "If a human made it up using fantasy, then it'll become real". Due to fading belief and imagination of certain ones, they basically fell into hibernation. The protagonist girl finds out about an elf named Hummelbi (Hummel means Bumblebee) and they try to wake up Hummelbi's friends.

ANYWAYS, getting side tracked here...

I loved the concept of humans fantasy becoming reality, and paired that idea with my experience as someone who had many imaginary friends as a kid; what if those imaginary friends were real? What if they felt left behind as I grew older and stopped engaging with them? What if they felt betrayed?

It also is supposed to symbolize my own struggle of letting go from childhood fantasy, the guilt I felt for "forgetting about my friends" as I became a teenager. Something that at the time of coming up with this idea was a very big problem of mine. I didn't want to forget them and leave them behind. I felt like I was terrible for it.

The story would follow Ashley, a girl who at the time was supposed to be 16-17 -- I'll need to decide whether or not I'll change that, because it feels like these characters in my heart aged with me. But it makes more sense to have them be teens -- who used to have many imaginary friends as a kid. As she grew older, she played less and less with them. By the time of the main plot, she has friends in her school and hasn't thought of her imaginary childhood friends in ages.

Unknown to her, they weren't actually "Imaginary" at all. All those characters she made up, the floating island magic forest, all their adventures, very much were real.

And the vast majority of those friends felt severely betrayed.

They attempt to trap her in the fantasy world, and the story would have followed Ashley & her allies (who disagree with the other imaginary friends!) trying to get Ashley back into her world.

Oh also did I mention there was supposed to be a Sapphic romance going on?

Idk how much that'd be in the story if I do pick it up again, considering I'd want to mainly focus on plot. But since relationships & the individuality of the characters plays a major role in ths story, maybe there might still be room for it.

If I DO decide to work on it, I might need some help from others due to my struggle with world building from scrap and problems with ongoing long stories, let alone connecting certain scenes I like.

Back then I settled, with the help of friends at the time, on the title "Out of Sight" for the project. Back then the idea was just "oh, the island is invisible to others so she's out of other peoples sight" --- but that doesn't really feel like a good reason lmao.

I still like the title tho, and got attached to it.

I think it can also be interpreted as how she was unaware of them being real people, and lost sight of their development over the years and how they grew up and changed alongside her. It could kinda be a nod to the phrase "out of sight out of mind". Just that this phrase of blissful ignorance can't be applied to this?

Idk I had a better interpretation 5 minutes ago but already forgot 😭

[dargeereads]

Earth’s Elf by Eve Langlais

 5 stars

audiobook

There are holiday stories that put you in the Christmas spirit, and then there are those that are little left of centre and make you want to live in their world! This is the latter, and I enjoyed every single moment of this book. It had romance, it had adventure, it had action, it had a mystery, and it had some of the best holiday-themed one-liners ever!!! Leif and Bella are a must-read to make your Christmas complete <3

[dailydegurechaff]

Today's Daily Degurechaff is… elf tanya

[pupsmailbox]

FAIRY︰ELF ID PACK

NAMES ⌇　adelina.　aeon.　aether.　aimee.　alaina.　alette.　alfre.　alvar.　ami.　amy.　aoibhann.　archer.　ash.　aubrette.　aubri.　aura.　aurora.　avery.　ayesha.　barry.　basil.　bell.　belle.　berry.　blaze.　bloom.　blossom.　bolt.　briar.　brooke.　calypso.　caspian.　cassian.　celeste.　charlotte.　clover.　collin.　corbin.　cosmo.　crow.　dahlia.　dalia.　damien.　dela.　dew.　dewdrop.　dewey.　diana.　dianna.　drop.　elfie.　elida.　elisa.　ella.　ellie.　elliot.　elly.　elm.　elvenia.　elvina.　eros.　fae.　faebelle.　faeriette.　faette.　fairiette.　faith.　fallin.　fawn.　fay.　faye.　fayetta.　fayette.　faylinn.　felix.　ferun.　feya.　finch.　fleur.　flix.　flora.　frost.　glimmer.　glow.　gray.　holly.　hope.　ilayda.　iradessa.　iris.　ivy.　jinx.　jynx.　keijo.　lendabair.　lili.　lilli.　lillie.　lilly.　lily.　linetta.　loona.　luna.　lynette.　mariam.　mariposa.　mayblossom.　meadow.　melody.　migina.　mina.　mischette.　mischie.　mischievelle.　mischievette.　moon.　moth.　musa.　nix.　nixie.　nymph.　nymphelle.　nymphette.　nymphie.　nyx.　odette.���olette.　oliver.　onyx.　opal.　periwinkle.　petal.　pix.　pixi.　pixie.　poppy.　rose.　rosemary.　satu.　shayla.　shaylah.　shayleen.　sheelin.　starla.　stella.　síobhra.　tania.　tanya.　tatania.　tiana.　tinca.　tink.　tinka.　tinker.　tinkerbell.　tinkerbelle.　titania.　trick.　trickselle.　tricksette.　trix.　tryck.　tryx.　tunder.　tünde.　tündér.　vidia.　whim.　whimsey.　whimsie.　whimsy.　willow.　wing.　älva.

PRONOUNS ⌇　bloom/bloom.　dew/dew.　dust/dust.　elf/elf.　fae/fae.　fae/faer.　fae/faerie.　fae/faery.　fae/fairy.　fai/fai.　fai/fairy.　fai/fairytale.　fairy/fairie.　fairy/fairy.　fay/fay.　flight/flight.　flower/flower.　frog/frog.　honey/honey.　jest/jest.　jinx/jinxe.　joke/joke.　mischie/mischief.　mischie/mischievous.　mischief/mischief.　mischief/mischievous.　moss/moss.　moss/moss.　mush/mushroom.　oak/oak.　pix/pix.　pix/pixie.　prank/prank.　shimmer/shimmer.　shine/shine.　shroom/shroom.　spark/spark.　sparkle/sparkle.　spring/spring.　sprite/sprite.　trick/trick.　trick/trickster.　vae/vaer.　ven/venus.　wing/wing.

[the-forest-library]

January 2024 Reads

The Gentlemen's Gambit - Evie Dunmore

A Lady Guide's to Mischief and Mayhem - Manda Collins

The Ladies Rewrite the Rules - Suzanne Allain

One Night in Hartswood - Emma Denny

The Breakup Tour - Emily Wibberley

Places We've Never Been - Kasie West

Most Ardently - Gabe Cole Novoa

Okay, Cupid - Mason Deaver

Love, Me - Jessica Saunders

Dungeons and Drama - Kristy Boyce

Seven Percent of Ro Devereux - Ellen O'Clover

Eight Dates and Nights - Betsy Aldredge

Rules for Being a Girl - Candace Bushnell, Katie Cotungo

The Christmas Wish - Lindsey Kelk

After the Forest - Kell Woods

All the Hidden Paths - For Meadows

Shady Hollow - Juneau Black

Strong Poison - Dorothy L. Sayers

The Silver Chair - C.S. Lewis

The Chalice of the Gods - Rick Riordan

The Marvelous Magic of Miss Mabel - Natasha Lowe

Elf Dog and Owl Head - M.T. Anderson

Winter - Kelsey E. Gross

The Bookstore Cat - Cylin Busby

The Glass Castle - Jeannette Walls

Brain on Fire - Susannah Cahalan

A Book of Days - Patti Smith

Karma - Boy George

I Hate Everyone, Except You - Clinton Kelly

The Life Brief - Bonnie Wan

The Stress Prescription - Elissa Epel

Infectious Generosity - Chris J. Anderson

Break the Cycle - Mariel Buque

Eve - Cat Bohannon

House Love - Patric Richardson

Pests - Bethany Brookshire

Freaks, Gleeks, and Dawson's Creek - Thea Glassman

But Have You Read the Book? - Kristen Lopez

The Good, the Bad, and the Barbie - Tanya Lee Stone

Normal is Just a Setting on the Dryer - Adair Lara

Men to Avoid in Art and Life - Nicole Tersigni

Friends to Keep in Art and Life - Nicole Tersigni

Parenting Advice to Ignore in Art and Life - Nicole Tersigni

Bold = Highly Recommend Italics = Worth It Crossed out = Nope

Thoughts: 

Messy memoirs, healing from generational trauma, and recovery from burnout - these are a few of my favorite things.

Goodreads Goal: 43/200

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[urivart]

I don't know much about your OCs, can you introduce some of them? I'd love to know more about them!

Ok, I'm gonna post some images and tell some stuff about them.

This is Mogu, my first goblin OC, she's an adventurer and I have a story planned for her along with other characters, maybe some day I write or draw something about said story.

This big guy is Vaalkgar, one of my current D&D characters I'm playing in a campaign. He's a firbolg blood hunter-fighter. He started as a barbarian but died, the enemy forces got him and didn't let him die to experiment on him and transform him into a powerful weapon. After a quest the rest of the party members rescued him and now he's fucked up because of everything that happened (but he's stronger too)

This is Tanya, tabaxi blood cleric. She is the character I made to play while Vaalkgar was ''dead'' and captured. She's a cute cat girl who also can be kinda sadistic at times. She's also Vaalkgar's ex girlfriend, but they friends now.

This is my most recent OC, El'Ayari, my next D&D character. He's an astral elf bladesinger, and he's basically an alien in the setting I'm playing on, the astral elves there come from space, and a whole ship-city crashed on the planet where the game is set. He's a diplomat and investigator too! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I have more OCs but I might let those for another post, thanks for asking!

[thegamingcatmom]

Hey! I hope your day's been good!

It's August, and i'm questioning why this idea spawns now of all times...anywho

Here's a chaotic out of season seasonal idea.

For the Sisters fic:

Out of season, imagine it's like autumn:

Kate hanging up Christmas decorations cause she hatched another plan.

Grabbing onto MC as she tries to walk past her through the door way, stopping her in her tracks.

K:"Nuh, uh, MC can't cross until you've paid the tax"

MC visibly confused???

Kate points upwards, where mistletoe hangs above them.

MC: "wha- but???it's??? October??? Why are there Christmas decorations around???"

K:"Christmas came a little earlier this year"

Leaning in close to MC's face

Kate just holds her there, and MC can't escape the hold Kate has her in

Either MC who really wants to pass gives in

Or

Kate eventually just steals a kiss after seeing MC not giving in

Or OR

Tanya, who was very confused on what the heck Kate was doing again (why??? Was there suddenly christmas decorations all around???) seeing what her sister was doing at a distance, she sees Kate holding onto MC and notices the mistletoe above and just rushes forward and pulls them apart (no way is she letting her sister steal another kiss from MC)

Irina coming from her room or somewhere else, maybe outside coming in? At the commotion,

Annoyed at the fact that their home was suddenly looking like Santa's workshop in OCTOBER

Just the idea of using mistletoe in some other time of year that's not wintery time as like a toll booth fare to get across a door way seems amusing.

NOW if it was in season!

The reasoning Kate would give would be that it's tradition or something,

Except if it was in the wintery season closer to Christmas, I'm imaging Kate wearing a gimmicky Santa's elf hat with like a short pole like fishing rod attached to it, on the end of the pole a string and on the string? Mistletoe, and she just annoys the heck out of MC with it, and because she's getting to MC, she's also annoying Tanya by association as well,

but what are the chances Tanya also tries to use mistletoe to her advantage 👀

Dunno, doubt it'd go as smoothly, MC sees Tanya by the doorway? Change of plans she'll go the other way. She didn't have to go to the bathroom anyway...

Tanya? Upset, her day is absolutely ruined, but she will try again standing in doorways. MC might walk through following her around the house, and she'll have to pass her eventually.

Also, Tanya or Kate tries to get themself and MC into matching ugly Christmas sweaters. (Kate doing it outta sheer ability to annoy Tanya, Tanya doing it just wanting to go for like a matching couples outfit)

Kate being annoying, singing once November 1st rolls around, literally once the clock strikes midnight after Halloween,Mariah Carey's all I want for Christmas is you at MC

Irina is very annoyed at her sister's antics.

(Would be funny if she's like, they want MC so bad? Christmas Eve Irina stealthily grabs MC and puts her in a big wrapped box labeled for her sisters on Christmas day, best gift ever after the panic they have of seeing MC not in bed but realizing her heartbeat is still in the house)

Celebrating the holidays?

Baking, somehow convinced again by Carmen again

Or

Perhaps cause Tanya wants to hear the sounds MC might make again👀

Like with the cupcakes.

Pulling out the tray of cookies bare handed cause they forgot to act somewhat normal

MC,"How??? Did you not burn your hands???"

Has to fake that "oh gosh, that did hurt!" As MC drags their hand to run it under cold water, some ounce of concern showing,

And they're just like 🫠 at this rare display of concern for them

Merry not Christmas!

It's August

-📚

I-

LISTEN-

All of this is- 😭😭😭

But, LISTEN-

My mind immediately went to the gutter like-

MC: *sits on the couch, reading a book and munching on the christmas cookies Carmen´s made her*

Kate: *come swaggering into the room*

MC: *doesn´t bother looking, keeps on reading and munching*

Kate: *sits herself in the armchair across from MC*

MC: *still doesn´t bother looking*

Kate: "..."

Kate: *cough*

MC: *still reading and munching*

Kate: "..."

Kate: *cough cough*

MC: "..."

MC, already aware she´s probs gonna regret this: *...looks up-*

...

MC: *immediately regrets it*

Kate: 🎅🏻+😏

Kate, wearing a Santa Clause costume, beard and all: "So...have you been a good girl this year, lil spitfire?"

MC: "..."

Kate: *pats her lap*

Kate: "Why don´t you come over here and take a seat? Let Santa know what you wish for this year...?"

MC: "..."

Kate: *pats her lap more aggressively, smirking under that beard*

MC: "..."

MC: *very slowly puts her book and cookie down, gets up, walks over to Kate*

Kate: *starting to lose some of her cockiness cause wait, is that actually happening rn or-*

MC: *has come to stand right in front of Kate*

The visible part of Kate: 👁️👁️

Kate, under that beard: 👄

MC: *slowly leans down*

Kate: 👁️👁️

MC: *hand reaches for Kate´s face*

Kate: 👁️👁️

MC: *hand tangles in that beard all sexily*

Kate: 👁️👁️

MC: *starts pulling*

Kate: 👁️👄👁️

MC: *pulling some more*

Kate: 👁️👄👁️

MC: *lets go*

Kate, who hasn´t expected to go blind today: "Mmpf!"

MC: 😏

Also MC: "Huh...wishes do come true, after all."

Kate, whole face covered by the fake-beard: "Hmpf??"

MC, already on her way back to the couch: "Sweet.Silence."

Kate, beneath her fake-beard: 😑

Irina, who has heard it all but refuses to show face cause she got a reputation to uphold: 😏

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Okay but Irina absolutely done af with seeing christmas deco all around when it´s not even TIME yet is just too accurate. 😭

Irina isn´t one for the festive season anyway because it reminds her that she´s still missing her special someone. (Her family is great, but it´s different.) She cba about all that deco, tbh. She´ll gladly leave that stuff to Carmen. Or, hell, even Kate.

...As long as she doesn´t have to suffer those blinking lights in fucking October (or any other month that isn´t December), she´s good.

.

And you can bet your ass Tanya would separate the two lovebirds SO damn fast, like-

Nuhu.

Yall (*looks solely at Kate*) know the rules.

2 meters social distance, at least.

...

Make that 4 meters. Just to be safe.

And no eye contact either.

.

But also-

Now I can´t not imagine MC keeping a spray bottle with her at all times for safety measures. Yknow, like, whenever Kate or Tanya get a bit too touchy-feely for her liking, she´s just gonna-

MC: "Bad supernatural creature, very bad. What did we say about dry-humping the human?"

Tanya & Kate: 🥺

.

Let this be a lesson to yall:

Never take your eyes off the two menaces. As long as you can see what they´re doing, you´re all good. (Probably.)

Like with spiders: The true horror starts when they´re suddenly gone. 💀

.

Not Tanya zooming from doorway to doorway to get herself some christmas smooching though. 😭

Like, I imagine they got multiple bathrooms. At least 2.

So it´s just MC and Tanya kinda going back and forth in a weird kind of Catch (game), except MC´s never stood a chance with that super speed. She hasn´t even made it up the stairs when she catches Tanya casually leaning against the wall, right next to the bathroom she´s planned on using. The door´s open. There´s a mistletoe. And Tanya´s grinning like the cat that got the cream.

God dammit.

Back down the stairs MC goes-

(I think yall know how this ends.)

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I love that idea with the matching outfits! Tanya would absolutely see it as a sign of true luv, couple goals and all, LMAO. Kate would have that shit-eating grin going all day, eagerly awaiting her family´s comments on their matching sweaters.

Meanwhile, MC:

It´s either that or running around naked. What was MC to do? 🤷🏻‍♀️

(We´ve been over this. MC will not start running around naked.)

Oh, but also: The sisters would totally see it as a way to lay claim as well ofc. Not that MC´s aware. To her, it´s just a stupid christmas tradition this weird ass family seems to follow.

...She decides not to question why no other family member joined in on their supposed "tradition", as Tanya called it.

.

NOT IRINA WRAPPING MC UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS PRESENT. BOW AND ALL. 😭😭😭

The thing is...I can actually see this happening, LMAO.

Like, Irina is just so done with that screeching (Kate´s singing). And desperate times call for desperate measures...

She´s gonna snatch MC, get that tape, wrap it around her all nice and tight. A bit too tight. What-

(Yes, Irina could get used to that.)

...

Needless to say, it took a while before Irina was allowed anywhere near wrapping paper again.

(As if that would stop her. Puh-leeze.)

Also: Thanks for getting that damn song stuck in my head. In August. 💀

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Okay-

The cookie part is my absolute FAVORITE.

Like-

We all know they suck at humaning.

Like, they legit forget they´re supposed to act normal around MC. (Also because they´re too busy being smitten with her.)

So, them just going ahead and grabbing something that should be boiling hot like it´s no big deal is just-

Way too accurate. Honestly. Are they even trying?

.

Tanya: *grabs the boiling hot sauce pan with both hands instead of using the handle like a normal fucking person*

MC: *has to take a double-take*

MC: "OMG!!"

Tanya: *nearly drops the pot in her haste to eliminate the enemy she, for some reason, can´t see yet*

Also Tanya: *falling into a protective stance in front of MC as she frantically scans her surroundings*

Tanya, not at all questioning how a human was able to detect a threat before she did - a vampire with super hearing: "What is it?! What did you see, love?!"

MC, not at all questioning any of it because she´s become used to that weird af behavior: "YOUR HANDS!"

MC, in a reaction that is entirely instinctive: *jumps forward, grabs those hands that more resemble claws rn, turns them over-*

...

Also MC: *notices there isn’t even the faintest sign of a burn*

MC: "...What? How-"

Tanya: *too busy noticing her hands in MC´s hands to take note of anything else*

MC: *malfunctioning*

Tanya: *malfunctioning as well but for different reasons*

Kate: *walks in on them holding hands*

Also Kate, immediate meltdown: "Whoa whoa whoa! What´s going on here?!"

MC: *turns to Kate all crazy-eyed*

MC: "HER HANDS!"

Kate, who hasn´t expected that answer at all: "...Yeah, got two of them."

MC, trying her damnest to get the message across: "...THEY LOOK NORMAL."

Kate, starting to get scared but also weirdly turned on by those crazy eyes: "...Uh-"

MC: 👁️👁️

Kate, on the outside: 👀

Kate, on the inside: 🫠

Tanya, still not registering anything besides her hands in MC´s hands: 🫠

MC, willing to try one last time: "...WHY DO THEY LOOK NORMAL?!"

Kate: "..."

MC: *heavy breathing*

Tanya: 🫠

Kate: *leans against the stove as she tries to come up with an answer (smt she never struggled with before, wth is this human doing to her), resting her hand on the still searing surface in order to seem more natural in all that...slouching*

MC: *stares at the hand*

Kate: "I mean, listen-"

MC: *keeps staring*

Kate: "You´re really cute when you look like you wanna brutally murder someone, but-"

MC: *keeps staring*

Kate: "...Scratch that. You´re always cute. But that´s not the point-"

MC: *keeps staring*

Kate: "The point is-"

MC: *moves towards Kate at a snail´s pace, still staring at the hand*

Kate: *immediately shuts her mouth because things are finally starting to get interesting*

MC: *lets go of Tanya´s hands*

Tanya, who gradually snaps out of it: 🫠...🤨...❓🥺❓

Kate: *silence*

MC, who has reached Kate by now: *slowly reaches for Kate´s hand*

Kate: 👁️👄👁️

Tanya: ❓😠❓

MC: *takes Kate´s hand, most tenderly*

Kate: 👁️👄👁️

Tanya: ❓😡❓

MC: *slowly turns it around*

Kate: 👁️👄👁️

Tanya: ❓😡❓

MC: *stares*

Kate: 👁️👄👁️

Tanya: ❓😡❓

MC: *stares some more*

Kate: 👁️👄👁️

Tanya: ❓😡❓

MC: *finally looks up*

Kate: 👁️👄👁️

Tanya: ❓😡❓

MC, whispering: "...How?"

Kate: *no idea wtf is going on but she´ll happily play along if it gets her some PDA*

Also Kate, whispering: "...I don´t know."

Tanya: ❓😡❓

...

MC: "..."

Kate: "..."

Tanya, the third wheel: ❓😤❓

MC, out of nowhere, damn near sending the two menaces through the roof: "...WHY DOES IT LOOK NORMAL?!"

Kate: 💀

Tanya, starting to genuinely worry for MC´s well-being: ❓😤❓... 👀

MC: *heavy breathing*

...

Irina, who´s been in the next room this whole time, barely restraining herself from storming over and strangling someone: "The stove, for God´s sake!"

Tanya & Kate, still not getting it: 👀

MC: *heavy breathing*

Irina, who can´t believe her family has been reduced to slobbering apes thanks to a mortal: "...Stove.Hot.Ouch."

Tanya & Kate: "..."

Also Tanya & Kate, seconds later: 💡!!!

Also Tanya & Kate, immediately falling into their roles (approximately half an hour too late): 🩼🤕

MC: 👁️👄👁️

Irina: 🤦‍♀️

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That last bit was gold. I love that idea! 😭

As always, tysm for feeding the monster. 🫶💋