#Alastor is confused

[roselemari]

It's adorable to think about Alastor's shadow having a crush on the king. Picture it awkwardly apologizing for its master's behavior, while Alastor stands there, completely baffled, asking, "What are you doing?" The shadow, in turn, gives him a look that says, "What are you doing? You're messing up my chances!"

[nouverx]

*proceeds to drink the whole bottle*

Yeah Alastor you're gonna be loved and appreciated wether you want it or not :)

[goldsnek]

Mixed signals! 😋

(This all started with my buddy @/K1NGKYO on X suggesting Al's first sentence and we had fun with it o´∀`o )

[sunlit-mess]

greeting

[hazbingirliexoxo]

*sees Alastor and Vox arguing*

Gen!Z reader: Gurl bye, it’s giving enemies to lovers😭✋

*arguing stops*

Alastor: 😃???

Vox: ..It’s giving WHAT?!🤬

[lucdoodle]

a lil animatic about Vox and Alastor (song: "Obsessed With You" by The Orion Experience)

[radvelvetcakez]

Lucifer: Hi. Charlie: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell him? Lucifer: I did. Charlie: And what did he say? Lucifer: “Thank you.” Charlie: You’re totally welcome. What’d he say? Lucifer: He said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and Alastor said, “Thank you.”

[kurara-black-blog]

Lucifer, in the middle of a crying fest because someone asked about his divorce:... And what if she left me for someone else? Someone better?

Alastor, Done™: Someone better than the man who defied Heaven's will not once but twice so he could be with her and make their shared dream become true? Honestly, sire, out of all the absurdly stupid things you've said, that might be the greatest of them

Lucifer:... Marry me–

Alastor: *loud radio static* NO.

[bobadila]

An add-on to the other appleradio/radioapple comic

[demonforthesemen]

Don't mind me I'm just thinking about Lucifer having feelings for Alastor and being absolutely miserable about it, like he hates that he could easily fall in love with the Radio Demon at this point. And I'm thinking about Alastor's ego getting a huge boost AND taking a critical hit at the same time once he finds out.

Because on the one hand, the most powerful being in Hell has fallen prey to easily manipulated emotion for him, and the misery is just a bonus because Alastor loves other people suffering in front of him and because of him. On the other hand, however, how fucking dare Lucifer be anguished about this? Alastor is a fucking delight; if anything, Lucifer should be relieved that he's finally developed some good fucking taste. Honestly the nerve of him, this is a slight against Alastor's honor. He's torn between giving Lucifer reasons to be so distressed about this, and being the best damn person to have feelings for, just to prove a point.

Shenanigans, of course, ensue.

[allastoredeer]

I agree with your whole take on Lucifer being a complicated, multi-faceted, ego-driven character that would be the top in a relationship with Alastor.

One aspect I love about their dueling egos is that Alastor is used to being the one charming others, or antagonizing. Lucifer in top form is perfectly capable of both and in antagonism I think they match up well (That whole Looney-Tunes Dad Beat Dad show for example).

But Lucifer has millennia of experience charming people, original tempter for lord's sake, and I believe Alastor would balk at sincerity. Especially, since he's used to smarmy manipulations and fake charisma.

Lucifer is many things, but fake is not one of them. Like Alastor he is very sure of who he is, he doesn't have to project a fake persona, he just code-switches like everyone else based on who he's interacting with. IF he felt inclined to compliment Alastor, it would be sincere.

And that would put Alastor on the back foot, in a good way.

All this to say, Lucifer could play Alastor like a fiddle and do so without making him feel like he's being personally attacked, after enough time at least. Alastor would have a helluva time trying to do the same because he loves needling others and would be terrified to let his guard down enough for that kind of openness.

I love all the analysis this fandom has on Hazbin's characters.

Sometimes, it's so easy to forget just how ancient Lucifer is. That guy witnessed the birth of the Earth. He was there when humanity was first created. He has been alive for a loooooong time, and it's fun to consider the experiences he's had in comparison to the other characters in the show.

And yeah, I agree about Lucifer being a charmer, cuz, like you said, he was the original tempter. And I also agree that he's not very fake. Or, at least, he's not very good at trying to be fake. It was very, very obvious how he felt about the hotel when he was first looking at it XD

Alastor would 100% balk at sincerity and I think once Lucifer realizes that, he'd be one-upping Alastor on a daily basis. Arguing and getting defensive is exactly the outcome Alastor is expecting (the outcome he wants). He's not used to someone responding to his jabs/needling with sincerity. What's he supposed to do with that? He's not going to be genuine back, that's wacky nonsense.

LOL it'd leave him fumbling so bad.

And, just to make it extra fun, I don't think Lucifer expects Alastor to be sincere in return, so when Alastor realizes he can level the playing field by using Lucifer's own trick against him, you bet your bonnet he's going to do it. Anything to have the last laugh, however hard it is for him to pry an honest answer from his teeth.

This is to say, Alastor opening up and building an honest and sincere relationship with someone out of pettiness and spite is the most Alastor way to form a connection, and I'm so here for it.

[nouverx]

Today I offer you Alastor with a little hat. Tomorrow? Who knows

[kiraisrika]

Real vox fake vox au

But its only vox and his "dilemmas"

WARNING i only does this because its funny

Sorry for my shitty handwriting

I DO NOT SUPPORT VIVZIEPOP

If you want context here xxxx and this take place AFTER he get saved from dormancy

[sunlit-mess]

im going insane

[mayashesfly]

Follow up to this post

Imagine that since Vox loses control of himself while in his demonic form, he attacks everything on sight. But Valentino and Velvette are safe because he subconsciously remembers them as his "family" so they're safe and need to be protected.

That instinct to protect family while he's in his full demonic form is much stronger with Tino which is why he's the only one that's able to fully handle Vox while in this form. And it makes Valentino happy as much as it saddens him that Vox trusts him fully in this form.

Velvette is safe from getting attacked and is able to calm him down while he's in this form. But she can't really make Vox do anything else like order him around.

Alastor on the other hand is... complicated. While he's in his full demonic form he can't control himself on what he'll do. Will he attack? Will he kill? Will he protect? Will he listen? Vox doesn't know.

He doesn't know.

Despite all of Vox and Alastor's fighting and rivalry, there's still a fine line they don't cross. So they won't be permanently hurt even more. So that the other wouldn't actually die unless the push really came to a shove.

Vox can't ensure anything if he went full demonic form on Alastor. If he'll live or he'll die. And he's terrified of what he actually feels for Alastor. What his true unchained self would reveal if he loses full control around Alastor.

[zootopiathingz]

Charlie: hey, wanna come eat what my dad made?

Alastor: what did he make?

Charlie: me.