#Alastor is confused

[roselemari]

It's adorable to think about Alastor's shadow having a crush on the king. Picture it awkwardly apologizing for its master's behavior, while Alastor stands there, completely baffled, asking, "What are you doing?" The shadow, in turn, gives him a look that says, "What are you doing? You're messing up my chances!"

[sassy-radio-hazbin-queen]

Angel dust and Alastor are just chilling in Husks bar.

Angel" Hey Al I've always been curious, what's your sexuality"?

Alastor ( spits out drink) " Excuse me, my WHAT NOW"?!

Angel" You know who you prefer to fuck and date".

Alastor " Uh I I don't know exactly I've never heard of such a word. I mean in my time it was man married woman and vica versa".

Angel" Yeah times have changed bud, that's called Straight. Or Heterosexual. But there's lots more".

Alastor confused. " Say what now"?

Angel nods. " Yep, there's Gay which is me or Homosexual, Bisexual, like Charlie Lesbian like Vaggie Asexual, and even Pansexual like Husk and-

Alastor interrupts" STOP HOLD IT.

Angel stops.

Alastor " ok let me see hear, We Got the Heteros, The gay ones, doesn't Gay mean happy". He blinks" Well that explains a lot about you".

Angel" Actually it's the Crack that makes me Happy, Gay just means a guy that likes other guys".

Alastor" Crack" raised eyebrow.

Angel" A conversation for later Bambi".

Alastor " Anyway , Charlie is Attracted to people that Say Bye Alot. Weird thing. Vaggie is well I thought Lesbian was a country"?

Angel burst out Laughing. " Oh my wait till Vaggie finds out 😂"

Alastor " I'm guessing Asexual means a very sexual Person. All those are weird. But. A PERSON ATRACTED TO PAN WHAT THE FUCK. HUSK BETTER STAY OUT OF MY KITCHEN"!

Husk who had been listening. " A bit too late for that boss".

Alastor stares at husk. Angel smirks. " Oh yeah we creamed the place". 😏

Alastor is horrified. " THATS IT NO ONE IS ALLOWED IN THE KITCHEN YOU FREAKS"!.

Lucifer comes in with Pancakes. " Hey who wants Pancakes"?

Alastor freaks out. " AAHHH DONT TOUCH THOSE PANCAKES"! throws the pancakes

This results in an argument between Alastor and Lucifer.

Husk" So are you going to tell him what those sexualities actually mean orrrr"?

Angel eating popcorn " And miss the latest Radioapple drama hell no".

Husk takes some popcorn " You know what your right. This is far more educational".

And so Alastor never got to find out what Sexualities actually are. But Vaggie did laugh her ass off after finding out he thought Lesbian was a country

[goldsnek]

Mixed signals! 😋

(This all started with my buddy @/K1NGKYO on X suggesting Al's first sentence and we had fun with it o´∀`o )

[nouverx]

*proceeds to drink the whole bottle*

Yeah Alastor you're gonna be loved and appreciated wether you want it or not :)

[sunlit-mess]

greeting

[hazbingirliexoxo]

*sees Alastor and Vox arguing*

Gen!Z reader: Gurl bye, it’s giving enemies to lovers😭✋

*arguing stops*

Alastor: 😃???

Vox: ..It’s giving WHAT?!🤬

[lucdoodle]

a lil animatic about Vox and Alastor (song: "Obsessed With You" by The Orion Experience)

[voodoodaaddy]

"What in blue blazes....I'm going to EAT you."

<3 The Radio Demon

"Look out Lulu! Alastor is mine! I wrote him a song~"

(lol) @voodoodaaddy

[radvelvetcakez]

Lucifer: Hi. Charlie: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell him? Lucifer: I did. Charlie: And what did he say? Lucifer: “Thank you.” Charlie: You’re totally welcome. What’d he say? Lucifer: He said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and Alastor said, “Thank you.”

[that-hazbin]

Slightly spicy hellradio idea where Alastor finds out they're transfem.

Lilith says something around the lines of Alastor "moaning like a girl" and it becomes IMMEDIATELY apparent that Alastor very much likes that. It escalates to saying things like "good girl," "aw, she's bashful," and "she's wet for you."

At first, Lilith and Lucifer think it's just a kink thing. But then they catch Alastor admiring themself in the mirror while wearing a pretty dress they got for a scene. The tiny, shy, happy smile on Alastor's face while they shift back and forth, tugging on a strand of their hair. It's a private little moment that they probably weren't meant to see, but they did.

Lilith and Lucifer try to test the waters— they don't know if Alastor even knows what transgender means, and knowing Al, they won't have the patience to sit down and listen to a lecture about modern labels.

The Morningstars start off small. Or, at least what THEIR version of small would be. Lilith asking Alastor to shop for some dresses with her. Lucifer calling Alastor his wife— Lucifer what the fuck are you thinking that is NOT starting off small like we agreed—

Alastor eventually asks what's going on. Not that they're upset with the newest development, being treated like a lady is quite nice actually! But, well, they can't help but be a little confused as to where this came from.

Since Alastor is the one asking, it's much easier to actually explain their suspicions without Alastor immediately rejecting the modernity of the language.

Alastor didn't know she could just decide to be a woman if she wanted to. Or that it's more socially acceptable now than it would have been in the past.

She's definitely going to grow her hair out past her chin now. She don't gotta abide by male hairstyles any longer!

[kurara-black-blog]

Lucifer, in the middle of a crying fest because someone asked about his divorce:... And what if she left me for someone else? Someone better?

Alastor, Done™: Someone better than the man who defied Heaven's will not once but twice so he could be with her and make their shared dream become true? Honestly, sire, out of all the absurdly stupid things you've said, that might be the greatest of them

Lucifer:... Marry me–

Alastor: *loud radio static* NO.

[roselemari]

Enochian is the language of angels, and I think it’d be hilarious if, during an argument with Alastor, Lucifer got so mad that he switched to it mid-rant. Now, he’s just roasting Alastor in this completely incomprehensible language. Alastor stands there, baffled, along with everyone else wearing the same confused expression—except for Charlie, who’s cringing with every insult her dad hurls, fully understanding everything.

[starryeyeddreamer21]

I can't stop thinking about Alastor letting people hold his cane. I mean that is a conduit for his power, we all saw what happened when Adam broke it AND HE STILL LET CHARLIE USE IT!!!!

Now I'm imagining his partners with it

Lucifer is just walking around the hotel twirling his cane. People keep giving him strange looks and he doesn't really understand why until Angel stops him and is like "Hey... Did you kill Alastor or something?" Turns out he's had Alastor's the entire time while Alastor had his and somehow (even with the height difference) they just did not notice.

Or what about Lilith performing and instead of a regular microphone she goes out on stage with Alastor's cane MAYBE SHE SINGS HIM A LOVE SONG

And I would lovelovelove if one of them got into a fight with it. Lilith threatening someone by pointing Alastor's cane at them????? Tell me you see the vision

Oooh and Lucifer trying to summon his own cane but accidentally summoning Alastor's because they're just that close to each other

This continues happening and soon enough seeing them walking around with Alastor's cane becomes a normal sight for everyone

[nouverx]

Today I offer you Alastor with a little hat. Tomorrow? Who knows

[sunlit-mess]

im going insane

[fresanita]

Welp I am entirely too late to the party BUT I'm so invested in what you have going on so far!! So glad the fandom is waking up to the potential of Dadlastor with Angel ^v^

I'm rlly sorry for how LATE my response for this is!!!!😓💔 My minds been tossing out other reminders in order to recall new ones😔.

Anyways I wanted to mention that I actually got interested in Dadlastor bc I bumped into your fic where Angel is Alastors biological child! I read the tags, and my mind went BONKERS at the ideas flashing my mind, so thank you for essentially introducing the dynamic to me!🫡🫂 I was already into parental yandere fics from other Fandoms, but never though I'd see a similar dynamic in the Hazbin hotel fandom🤭!!

I rlly love yandere fathers, something about them just makes my heart squeeze (I LOVE PARENTAL DYNAMICS)!!! Anyways, thank you for the support to my little comic; I'm so glad to see some others enjoying it too, I love it when I get comments🙂🫶!

Anyways, here's a VERY OLD doodle I did of parental alastor w angel Dust turned into a child. It's an old fic idea of mine that's still in the dusty drafts😮‍💨.

In this one, he's still meek and quiet since his dad was a rather stern man; smack the mouths when they say irrelevant things, so he might as well not say much at all🫡! The main point of the fic is to point out that Alastor is NOT fit for raising a child in regards to their emotional needs, but that's fixed later on through trial and error😉! I still love how tiny Angel Dust looks (MY BABY, MY BABYYYYY, UR MY BABY SAY IT TO ME-). Alastors supporting his back so he doesn't fall,,,Family Photo!🫶 sorry for how blurry it is, I usually draw small on the canvas🫥