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im so sorry anon this has literally been in ny inbox for an entire day bc i reblogged that fucking ask game and then forgot about it
🍓 What’s a fic you’ve written you feel is underrated?
i don’t think anythings underrated mostly bc i write for a fandom of like 20 people so im not exactly expecting a standing ovation so i’ll twist this more into if someone was only going to read like. a few things ive written what would i want them to be and personally im unhinged about the werewolf/vampire au, the modern au, and the fairy au i am very proud of those 3 those are my children. my babies. my INFANTS.
🍑 If you could make a connection between your favorite character and another work you care about (whether a crossover/fusion or a wonderfully “pretentious” literary reference) what would it be? How would it work?
what a fun hypothetical question. well. uh. HYPOTHETICALLY the parallels between varigo and destiel kind of make me insane all of the time and i’m thinking about all the ways a supernatural au could work constantly because im ill
also some of the little parallels between klaus from the umbrella academy and varian make me explode and die. and throw up.
also varian and ianto have. a lot in common and honestly i’ve floated at least just turning the cyberwoman betrayal into varigo because jack molds into hugo weirdly well the friends to betrayal to enemies to lovers between those two is so varigo coded and i really cannot resist the call
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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#me: ive gotta read so fucking much by monday if i dont wanna look like a fucking idiot in my lab meeting monday#also me: if i dont draw maid sanji right fucking now im gonna puke#can u tell what my 2nd favorite shojo was in high school? many scenes still live rent free in my head#clannad was my 1st fave btw lol#also. god i kno i say this on every sanji post but i think abt him so much ever sing day#she is my absolute favorite babygirl. i hate him. i want her to suffer forever#female sanji#me in 2014: what if girl sanji? me in 2024: what if girl sanji???#vinsmoke sanji#sanji#roronoa zoro#zosan#one piece
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Oh they met! Here’s how that continued:
I’m sorry I needed something less sad to ground myself and these two are my go to…
#shapes and pines au#my art#digital art#gravity falls au#gravity falls#young stanley pines#tad strange#digital fanart#comic#fucking idiots#look at the sillies#if you see spelling mistakes no you didn't#im tired ok
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I be checking my phone like I mean something to someone
😂silly fucking me 😂
#actually mentally ill#depressing shit#kinda depressing#mentally fucked#mentally tired#suic1de#this is depressing#tw depressing stuff#discusting#dying inside#self h4te#self half#sadnees#sorry for being depressing#im so tired#sadgirl#sad thoughts#im fat and ugly#always alone#feeling alone#alone with my thoughts#alone in the dark#menatl health#mentally exhausted#mentally unstable#mental illness#mental health#idiot#im hurtin#im dying
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stay warm! 🌟🍬🤖🎈
#stupid idiot forgot his mittens. to the shredder#merry yurimas.#polysho#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#emu otori#tsukasa tenma#nene kusanagi#rui kamishiro#proseka#Oh my god im waking uo for the stupid broadcast in like 6 hours im dumb as fuck#WEH. WEH#merry whatever the fuck#AUUUUUU excited to have nothing to do and draw for myself for um 12.. days. Oh my god theres only 12 days til 2nd sem. Oh fuck everything#I NEED TO DRAAAAAAAAW.#guys help i was going to draw song covers i want but i need to sleep cause i have stuff tomorrow but listen#if rks gets a snobbism cover i called it. Ok? ok.#i think it would be funny and just if they dont get another duet again. get the ruinene treatment. CAN WE FREE RNN ACTUALLY ITS CHRISTMAS#what was the other thing. um carnival that song i want it added so bad idk if theres sny songs with its letter count but please.#literally played nijiro stories on repeat while drawing this we need them back#fucking NBOODY TOOOOLD ME ITS EMUKASA WEEK ON STIPID TWITTER IM NOOOOTHING IM NOTHIN#i usually acknowledge that i dont have the moxy to do fanweeks but i really want to be drawing more and faster so i will participate.#emurui week is like march iirc. you wont get away from me this time.
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okay so alighterwood started playing twisted wonderland which not only reminded me that i have to finish my twst wonderland jurrassic ayuu fic but ALSO gave me brain rot for Tim Drake in twisted wonderland do you see the vision. im looking directly into your eyes oh so autistically do you see my vision. im communicating telepathically do you see what i'm saying here
#he would own that school within 2 days#crowley would not stand a fucking chance#tim is the most likely to go villain (yes i do in fact know jason is right there but consider: that was extenuating circumstances)#and he would get along with literally all of the idiots on that campus#he canonically is great at making friends and getting btiches#like oh the guy that is only not a villain because he hyperfixated on on a hero? that guy gets along with a campus of ppl his age?#that are inspired by villains?#soooo crazy#wouldn't have seen that coming#not to mention he'd think of this as a vacation#imagine he gets teleported right as soon as he finds out condiment king was starting shit somewhere#he would go “oh thank god actually”#then proceed to spend the year 1) missing his friends but 2) having the time of his life messing with these people#Vil would love him#im just saying#they'd be fast friends#tim would be a pomefiere student if this was another au#erinwantstowrite#tim drake#twisted wonderland#digital art#doodles#twst grim
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Saw someone draw this with papyrus and thought it'd fit him sooooo
#epithet erased#giovanni potage#giovanni epithet erased#im so tired#i made this like a few minutes ago and it is currently around midnight#i looked up “skeleton riding dinosaur” for this.#thats a FUCKING HORSE YOU IDIOT#hiding this in the tags to hide from embarrassment...
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#hahaha.... oh no...............#u know i hit rock bottom when i pull out detco art <- is crumpling under assignments lying on the floor fetal position#i dont think im ever gonna be normal abt thse idiots. im sorry gang i got curious and i dont even fucking go here#ive never watched nor plan to watch dcmk im just fascinated by thief/detective enemies to lovers and i have a crush on kaito kid. thats it#its literally platos allegory blorbos. also gave shinichi a beauty mark bc i learned his moms an actress and thats such a missed opportunit#ill probably be embarrassed when i find this later. ughhh#myart#my art#doodles#detective conan#dcmk#magic kaito#case closed#shinichi kudo#kuroba kaito#kaito kid#hattori heiji#hakuba saguru#gosho boys#? is that the tag?#detective conan case closed#detco
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Sooo I made Crowley's and Aziraphale's South Downs cottage in The Sims 4. Also made our two supernatual boys.
Here is Aziraphale Fell: bookworm, foodie and good. He wants to read ALL the books. Also Michael Sheen's face is so fucking hard to replicate
And here is Crowley, with and without glasses. I even found a mod for the tattoo! He is loyal, lazy and hot-headed. His aspiration is "soulmate" because he's a pathetic son of a bitch
And then their cottage! With a Bentley that's not really a Bentley but let's pretend it is.
Inside: ground floor floorplan and the entrance room.
Crowley has a greenhouse, obviously. There's a bench so Aziraphale can read there while Crowely takes care of the plants (*cough* shouts at them *cough*)
Their downstairs bathroom only has a bathtub because they don't use anything else.
And here is the living room! I tried to mix their styles a bit. It's mostly in the old fashioned, cozy vibe Aziraphale likes, but with a sprinkle of modern stuff more aligned with Crowley's taste. Lots of alcohol everywhere ofc
The kitchen has more of a modern vibe because I headcanon that it's Crowley that cooks most of the time. He says that it's because Aziraphale can't cook but it's because he likes to watch him eat the food he makes
Then we go upstairs! The bathroom here is the saddest and blandest bathroom because Crowley miracled it into existence when Maggie and Nina came over and were like "there's no toilet in your bathroom...?"
And the bedroom, more in a modern style because Crowley loves to sleep. There's also a vanity where Aziraphale puts on his creams and his things so he can be soft and pretty
And finally the last floor: Aziraphale's library!
Bonus picture of the ducks pond and the bench in the back garden
#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#it took me so fucking long to make this#grazie marti e vane che mi avete dato retta per tutto questo tempo#there are so many little things that reference something in the show#i wanted to put a hot tub outside but i dont think aziraphale would really like it#he REALLY enjoys the bathtub tho hehe#yes im talking about sex#aziracrow#ineffable idiots#the sims 4
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Holy shit, another redraw ft our favorite drunk time beast <3
OG pic under the cut or just check out the OG post
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me barbatos#barbatos#my art#why yes i did reuse the old chat shut the fuck up#im lazyyyyyyy#i miss drawing om idiots tbh#just no new ideas
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GOD so i hear my brother freaking out in the living room like "MANDO WHAT HAPPENED??? ARE YOU OKAY???" and i run out and there is what looks like a GIANT red gash down the dog's forehead and snout
bro goes what do we do and i direct him to hold onto mando and clean the gash off with a wet towel while i look for some neosporin but the thing is. this dog is scared of Everything. he is 55 lbs of Run From Scary Plastic Bag Noise instinct and nothing else, and so i thought hed be freaking out more, or that we'd have at least heard SOME commotion when he gouged himself. but no he's just sitting there chilling out while bro wipes gunk off his face
so i just kinda. squint. "are we sure it's blood"
bro goes "i dunno?" and so i just like. turn on some lights, and we confirm whatever it is sure does Look like it's just sitting on top of the fur. so i lean in for a sniff.
it's salsa. from my carne asada fries
#personal#givingme a fucking HEART ATTACK#I GUESS HE KNOCKED OVER THE MOSTLY EMPTY LITTLE CUP OF IT ONTO HIS FACE??? OR SOMETHING???#now im just glad it wasnt spicy or in his eyes#hang on artist depiction of the idiot incoming
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to the holes in my butterfly wings
#im a coward bc i couldnt see it unfold in real time :) once i saw the press release 40 mins before it went live i logged out of everything#its really hard to articulate how any of this feels because 15 year old kate lives in 22 year old kate's body#and shes been attached to that lovely fucking idiot for all her formative years#its like a part of my childhood just faded away overnight; just out of reach#its like when Roger Federer left they just dont tell you how devastating sports can be#the anger will come and it will be of the biblical variety#but for now im scared 22 yr old Kate and 15 yr old Kate cant console eachother#anyway i made this on the roadtrip back home. he means so much to me. always always. always.#f1#daniel ricciardo
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i'm sorry that i made you worry. i'm sorry that you had to worry about me.
#welcoem home STUPID. rhodes island always has a place for you IDIOT. kroos and i have been waiting for u DUMB FUCK#im equal parts surprised and sad that htey didnt wait for CNY to release her#firefang!!! i love u.welcome home#fang#fang arknights#arknights#arknights fanart#kroos#kroosfang#kroos love forever#fang the fire-sharpened#cele draws
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this isn't at all meant to be condescending or finger-waggy because 100% we all have blind spots like this, but I'm really, really hoping that the people who never found Gaiman's approach to his own fandom concerning in any way will take this all as a learning moment.
he was an older, hyper-famous author engaging directly and frequently with an online audience of largely vulnerable young marginalized people. he presented himself as cultured and worldly, and made himself approachable as someone to go to for advice, encouragement and "wisdom." his manner of speech was extremely pathos-heavy and clearly intended to be comforting and encouraging in exactly the way his target demographic needed it to be to swallow every word. the way he spoke about stories and creativity was designed to make young creative hopefuls feel special and important, while sweeping real analytical techniques under the rug - in hindsight, likely so no one would think too critically about the disturbing amount of patriarchal abuse played for cheap shock value and voyerism in his own body of works.
Gaiman saw a target demographic that was desperate for an older creative role model to tell them they were worth something, and he exploited that pain to twist a narrative around himself where he was king and any critique leveled at him or his works were the enemy.
to be clear, he could have been innocent. he could totally have been just an out-of-touch old man saying nice things to people because he wanted to be kind and he thought he was a lot smarter than he really was. red flags are warning signs, not a surefire way to tell if someone is actually "secretly shitty."
but if you used to look up to him, PLEASE take this moment to revisit the ideas you absorbed from him. did you take his words to heart because they seemed to have objective merit? or did you take them to heart because it felt good to believe what he said? do you still hold these values? does knowing he was intentionally manipulating his online audience make you less certain? do you need more information from a different source before deciding one way or another?
again, I'm just really, really hoping people on here will take a moment to reevaluate the ideas and opinions he's injected into tumblr fandom culture, because his reach is immense and he has absolutely been manipulating popular perception of relevant topics to gain further influence and control the narrative around both his own and Pratchett's legacy. please, please take this moment to notice what he's been doing - and next time someone tries to pull the same shit, hopefully we'll be able to apply what we've learned from experience.
#deerchatter#abuse cw#im going to be honest i came to hate him over his years on tumblr.#even if he'd done nothing wrong he was normalizing an extremely unhealthy relationship between a fandom and creator#and he always spoke with so much pathos and so little actual substance. he's an idiot desperate to seem smarter than he is#obvs didn't assume anything about his actual moral character but he sure was spreading some toxic ideas intentionally or not#absolutely heartbreaking and horrible that things turned out to be as bad as they were.#genuinely wrote this out because im hoping this can all AT LEAST make some people aware of the tactics he was using#so the next shithead celebrity who rocks up to social media with an agenda won't have as much reach#counting on people to read the best intentions into this post. i don't give a shit about celebrity drama i want people safe#edit: actually fuck it putting this in the tag#neil gaiman
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every time queer discourse surges on this site everyone is so quick to jump to “it was actually the evil lesbians who divided us” because y’all heard the term “political lesbian” and never bothered to figure out what that meant
#‘political lesbians’ were and are predominantly STRAIGHT WOMEN#and a good chunk are bi#what don’t you understand about these women thinking lesbianism is a CHOICE? that it’s only used by women as a reaction to the patriarchy?#like lesbians can’t possibly like women and not men for any reason that isn’t some deep-seated hatred for men?#they all think lesbianism is dirty and impure and here you people are saying that this is PROGRESSIVE#and that they actually think that lesbianism is some golden standard for its purity???? you guys are so fucking stupid oh my god#you go on and on about learning your queer history until it comes to lesbians and then you’re perfectly happy rewriting our culture#and narrative#wtf is wrong with you people#and y’all braindead mfs use this to act like men are actually oppressed by the meanie dykes#i hate y’all#but none of y’all actually give a shit about lesbians so i guess im yelling into a void#lesbophobia#top posts#neon talks#LOL at the fucking idiot who reblogged this and tagged it ‘misandry’ not sure how you got that from my post but i hope your day sucks <3
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