#im rewatching house md

[feralpeasures]

Wilson: Most people who think as much of themselves as you do like to talk about themselves

House: Most people don't like to listen. So, what's wrong with you?

[zoominsainz]

Why is chase so fucking annoying u think just bc it’s the 00s and he has a baby face the blond hair and aussie accent I’m gonna look past his hater personality with no rizz

[lazybakerart]

i love how house graduated from ruining wilson's marriages by taking up all his attention and time to ruining wilson's single love life by pretending they're both gay and in a committed relationship. no more denial. they're Gay. they love chorus line. house knows a louis vuitton heel when he sees one. they own a condo together. dr. and dr. homosexuals.

[gayemoji]

youve gotta be fucking kidding me RSL didnt know

[House M.D. S2 E7 - Hunting]

[greghatecrimes]

exhausted local man bullied ruthlessly by his husband and stepdaughter

[ghostboyhood]

"because if you die, im alone"

i hate people who genuinely hate house and think hes just an asshole with no feelings, like you didnt watch the show..

[sbeana]

OLD MAN YAOI!!!!! YIPPPEE!!!

[feralpeasures]

if my boy best friend was wearing this cunty turtleneck, I wouldn't be able to resist spending Christmas with him instead of my wife either

[averagehouseenjoyer]

Mom, can we watch WandaVision?

No, we have WandaVision at home.

WandaVision at home:

[dodgerjammies]

something is so truely deeply wrong with house and wilson like. people dont. act like that. normal sane people don't maintain a relationship like that for 20 years. they were so terribly codependent and both of them just. knew it. when house insists wilson buy something for their home their represents himself he buys a piano. for house. because thats how he represents himself. house will do anything to keep wilson at his side even if it means admiting to weakness, admit to knowing damn well wilson stays because he likes being needed. what is wrong with them

[lazybakerart]

house is always inviting wilson to horny events where they can be horny together and wilson still doesn't get it :(

[greghatecrimes]

This man has suffered more than jesus

[quartz-the-cosmic-manta]

foreman has an ace-coded tie :3

season 1, episode 17

[thutner]

4x16: WILSON'S HEART | 5x20: SIMPLE EXPLANATION

it k!lls me every single time i think about the parallels between 4x16 and 5x20 because in 4x16, thirteen was telling kutner about how he changed his behavior just because their patient was amber and that he was friends with her and then in 5x20, we see thirteen ALTERING HER OWN behavior when she saw kutner's lifeless body on the floor.

gunshot wound to the temple. his body; cold. and yet what did she do? she still tried to resuscitate him. tried, desperately tried to find a pulse even when it was impossible at that point. all rationality and logic shut down as soon as she saw him on that floor, lifeless and lying in a pool of his own blood.

"we shouldn't be treating her at all" then a season later, we have thirteen trying her hardest to bring kutner back to life even when his body had already gone cold. even when he had no pulse. because kutner was her friend dare i say her best friend even ㅡ she altered her behavior. for him. to treat him. even when it was impossible.

i forgot the username/blog who posted (non-verbatim) "the only person thirteen wanted to talk to about kutner's su!c!de was kutner" but whoever you are I'M COMING FOR YOUR ANKLES BTW /lh, j

[acidicwerewolf]

Watching the medical malpractice show! And wow, it sure is malpracticing!

[jimmy-wilson]

Oh sure there's nothing gay about having a near death experience and immediately confessing your love for your best friend (who spent the last ten minutes berating you for being an idiot before giving you a higher dose of the same pain meds he berates you for taking bc they feed your addiction just because he can't stand to see you in pain)