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once a post goes over a certain number of notes people stop being able to be funny or interesting and just make the same bad joke or misunderstand the post. unfortunately for each post this number is randomly generated and cannot be predicted. sometimes its as low as 1
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me, incorrect: everyone is probably sick of me drawing this character by now...
my inner voice, wise: ah, but this cannot be... because I am part of "everyone"... and until I am sick of drawing them... it will not be everyone
me, opening a new blank canvas: ur so right
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the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post
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shamelessly stealing this from an instagram post that stole this from twitter (or maybe bluesky idk they look identical to me)
[ID: a post from user kenni 🪲 @/hereisyourverse reading, “el*n m*sk could never write ‘THNKS FR TH MMRS’ but pete wentz could produce a car that sucks and blows up.” End ID.]
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my body has taken all the stress from the last few days and turned it into one evil awful tummy hurty stress poop what did i do to deserve this
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Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts
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Y'all will not believe what I saw today
A cicada molt sitting immaculately on the snow.
Like to add, there was a snowstorm the day prior and then it was windy. So snow drifts had been building all night, this thing should have been buried.
I am just dying to know the series of events that caused it to end up right there so perfectly.
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i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.
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So, you know how certain Christian missionaries are trained to act in a very obnoxious way, so that most people they preach to will reject them outright, so they feel like the world hates them for being Christian and they can only be friends with fellow Christians? You know that thing?
I think as activists, we sometimes need to stop and ask ourselves whether we're acting like those missionaries. I think this type of behavior is a little more ingrained into our society than some of us realize, and some of us have internalized it without realizing what it's actually meant to do.
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i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!
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y'all HAVE to watch this...interview??? with the inmates of the prison where luigi mangione is being held.
the reporter is standing outside the prison walls, while the inmates are inside watching newsmax, and collectively screaming out one-word answers to questions loud enough to be heard by the reporter.
I've never seen anything like it
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