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@help-help-i-need-an-adult mangos (and fucking cardboard) were next

(It wouldn't let me add the video to the last post)

He and some other guys have some sort of bromine going one while recreating fucking berries.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyLpgNDJQkl/?igsh=MW96YWQzaW4wOXZ0dw==

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.david lynch on the set of wild at heart 1990

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are u kidding me

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Time travel as a metaphor for loneliness and feeling out of place, like and reblog if you agree

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i hate seeing people drink the openai/chatgpt koolaid 😭😭😭 genuinely feels like watching someone get seduced by scientology or qanon or something. like girl help it's not intelligent it's Big Autocomplete it's crunching numbers it's not understanding things i fuckign promise you. like ohhh my god the marketing hype fuckign GOT you

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when i went to alaska last summer, at all the parks and nature reserves and stuff there they of course had safety warnings about the wildlife.

for bears, the safety warnings were like, make noise, wave your arms, talk in a normal speaking voice, stay calm, don’t run, wait for the bear to move on which it will do 99% of the time, and you will be ok! 👍

for moose, the safety warnings were like. RUN.

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list of mammals that are bugs

1. jerboa.

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do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

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i want a chocolate croissant so bad and it's all of your faults

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Oh myyy 19 year old carlitos in a beanie 🫠🤍

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happy destiel wedding anniversary to all who celebrate <33333

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in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

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This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 may be born 👏 on 🤠Cowboy And Dracula 🧛 Death Day 💀

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I've got a pageant-themed murder mystery party to go to after tomorrow's trial. We're supposed to write our characters' states on our sashes.

I'm tired.

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