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gotta say the design decisions for the dude between postal 3 and postal 4 are kind of funny. im postal 3 he was a hot 20 something with transmasc swag but the game ended up being so shit that they decided to do a complete 180 and make him an old man with gray hairs. honestly i was a hater at first but yeah. you go girl. you go old man postal dude.
#postal#postal dude#is this anything . probably not#im tired i woke up like an hour ago#its 3 am. i have school babes#cat is still harassing me shes like grabbing onto me and biting me and it HURTS#anyways . getting postal 4 soon . my grandma has me doing a sidequest for it . no im not joking#quest: light the menorah on the first day of hannukah. reward: postal 4#im not jewish#the rest of my family is. i am not#but i think meemaw is tired of me getting a hannukah gift without being jewish so shes like#ok bitch. light the menorah#i just asked her for a game cuz i think if i told her what postal was shed go into cardiac arrest#k sorry for going on a tangent in the tags. audhd i rhink
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Oh fuck, passover starts monday
#im not jewish#my parents arent jewish#yet they celebrate jewish holidays#because jews are the “chosen” people even if they dont believe tjeir beliefs#which means im gonna go home either today or tomorrow and have my safe food thrown away#because it has leavning in it#and i really hope they dont go into my room to check my candy to see if theres anything#and theres gonna be even less food in my house#cause im already operating on so little in there#they are gonna clean everything out#and they dont both cooking for me most days#especially when i work “late”#which is now everyday#oh gods what am i gonna eat?#rice?#just ungodly amounts of rice?#they are prolly gonna buy matza#so i might can get some almond butter and matza#fuckkkkkk
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Wait. considering that Micah is Jewish... does that mean Jesus exists in your Epithet Erased AU?
Wait... Are you Jewish?
NO? I'm not Jewish, I don't resignate with any religion??
I don't want to get into this. Y'know what sure, Epithet erased has an Epithet Jesus. I'm sure Christians and churches exist too, just like Australia does.
#his epithet is relgion#he was just some dude#epithet erased#ee#art#artists on tumblr#oc#epithet erased prison of plastic#oc lore#asks#anon asks#Please send me asks that made sense#im not jewish#i swear
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Lilith
This is the beginning of the side/supporting character list, and descriptions. Mind that I’ve added some characters since first creating the list a bit back. Anyway here’s Lilith.
Lilith is the mother of all demons. She is mother to the 4 young princes (Mammon, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, and Belphegor). Before that she was the first woman to be created.
Lucifer watched from the walls around Eden and admired her. He’d sneak in to speak with her. He fell in love with her. Adam didn’t seem to even care about her and blatantly disrespected her existence. So, Lucifer tried to take Lilith from Eden.
God didn’t like this. So he cast away Lucifer and Lilith. They made a home for themselves in hell where they laid.
Lilith learned soon that she had importance to the world though. Her existence in this world was to give life. This isn’t about “being a mother” no. She stepped into hell and grass began to grow. And for the world above to do the same she’d need to be there. So, she made a deal with God and her new husband. She would travel and bring life, then come home to hell.
This version of her is heavily inspired by persephone. She’s one of my favorite gods.
#oc stuff#christian inspiration#vivziepop inspired#i’m not christian#Jewish inspiration#Greek mythology inspiration#Persephone#lilith#im not Jewish#backstory#talk of sin#talk of god
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I loved, LOVED this book as a child
I'm not Jewish... as a child I didn't realize the people in the book were Jewish (I just saw them as grandfather and grandchild).
Recognizing now that it's a Jewish story fills me with joy, it's such a wonderful story! The Jewish community has some amazing storytellers.
(AND THE AAAARRRRTTTT OMG)
#themysterykat#something from nothing#childrens book#core memory#jewish story#im not jewish#i loved the heck out of this book#it probably lowkey got me into handicrafts!#did anyone else read this?
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when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess
#book 22#im verh drunk#hi#greatest hits#not really sure why this one resonated. are u all ok#is everyone just at the shiva#yall need to stop saying you arent gonna eat then in the tags#i love that a lot of you are getting beautiful things out of this#but some of yall need to know i wrote this while incredibly drunk#this isnt meant to be all that deep this is just shitty iliad posting#more comments like this is just judaism. surprise surprise im jewish#but again this isnt about sitting shiva#this is me drunk talking about the last 3 books of the iliad#idk what to tell u man#legendary warrior
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what must be on his mind to make him so happy? only one thing
#gravity falls#the book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#gravity falls fanart#tbob fanart#book of bill#book of bill fanart#gf#gf fanart#ford fanart#stanford#gravity falls ford#tbob ford#idgaf if im christmas posting in august. its a christmas miracle im posting at all#*hanukkah miracle apologies my jewish prince
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'Your children will be as abundant as the stars'
Stars, like seeds, are abundant.. But there is also the isolating distance between them as they've spread. It can be lonely but hope you feel safe and loved and there's beauty in the homes we've made all over.
#pomegranate#jewish art#jumblr#sending love to homies everywhere#im stressed out and tired but. its ok#we are still connected even with hundreds n thousands of miles between communities and i think that is beautiful#something i think diaspora communities in general relate to..#sleep now#seeds#clusters#trypophobia#just in case
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JONATHAN SIMS PRIEST AU! FORCED CONFESSIONS! PEOPLE BEING FORCED TO RELIVE THEIR CONFESSED SINS IN THEIR DREAMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! RELIGIOUS GUILT MARTIN!! THE FEAR ENTITIES SOMEHOW LINKED TO THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS! IM GOING INSANE!
#if i didnt hc jon as jewish id have had this idea much sooner#i have no energy to write fanfics atm so im just throwing this idea out there and if anyone does something with it please please tag me!!#might make fanart for this later though#tma#the magnus archives#tma au#jon sims priest au#priest!jon#jonathan sims#jon sims#tma fanfic
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maybe the term “antisemitism” seems “overused” because theres so much of it
#just a thought#though i wont lie and say there are not tons of jewish people who also do throw the word around at genuine criticism#or generally just incorrect circumstance#but the word has also been thrown around a lot recently because it HAS been and IS a bigger issue now#we shouldnt be reaching a point goyim are “hearing it too much” and its “weightless” at all just bc theres a lot of jewish ppl misusinf jt#bc there should never be a point in time in which antisemitism (or any other form of bigotry) doesnt hold weight to you idk#does this make sense#jumblr#jewblr#im ali
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Wow, thank you JewWhoHasItAll for posting this helpful guide! Now I can support my Christian students much better :)
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#jumblr#jewish#christmas#christianormativity#christian hegemony#satire#unreality#unreality tw#long post#i don't run that acct btw im just reposting it
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I do think the ‘comedy’ of Dracula in this part of the story only adds to the horror. Like we can all go ‘haha lizard fashion’ because it is ridiculous, he’s crawling barefoot on that wall like 🦎
But also fucking imagine a whole ass man skittering down a wall like that, the fact that his cloak is billowing like wings means he must be going fast too bc otherwise it would just fall over his head. (Or idk maybe he is using magic powers to make his cloak look cooler who knows.)
And it’s in his pretending to have servants too, I know, my most popular post rn is calling him a loser for it which he is!! He’s probably really embarrassed about it too bc it’s demeaning for a boyar to do those chores!
But Jonathan doesn’t have the luxury of laughing at this stuff.
One thing that really caught my attention this time is the uncanny valley of it all. From the moment Jonathan meets the Count, he can tell something is off. No matter how thickly he puts on the charm, Dracula can’t hide the fact that he’s not human; he’s something else, a ‘creature in the semblance of a man’, there’s something innately off-putting about his presence. His eyes, his teeth, his hands, his smell: he has the aura of a predator and Jonathan, his prey, can feel it.
From Jonathan’s point of view, every hilarious weird thing the Count does is another sign of him being Not Human, as well as the fact that he’s in total control—as his ruse of normality is slowly falling apart, but there’s still nothing Jonathan can do. The mask is slipping, the Count is revealing his true nature—whether accidentally or on purpose—and Jonathan can only watch and keep pretending in the hope that it will prolong his life.
#dracula daily#re: dracula#dracula#there is also definitely a lot to be said about how the count is racialised in his physical descriptions and how that contributes to#his otherness. just something to keep in mind#my jewish ass reading dracula like haha he looks just like me 🙂 (except for that im not old and don’t have facial hair etc)#dracula & otherness is such an interesting topic i will read a thousand essays about it btw
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you motherfuckers have no concept of what "land back" or "decolonize" even mean. you're too busy demonizing entire groups of people, terrified, shitting yourselves, that they'll do even half of the horrors to you that you've done to them for decades or centuries. this shit comes off as hella racist for real. you hate arabs so much. you hate first nations people so much. you hate black people so much. even if you sympathize with them, you can't fucking bear the idea of them gaining freedom, independence, autonomy, safety, because you're so, so scared they'll hurt you back and cause chaos in the streets. these same people who just want to rebuild. who just want to go home. who just want to see their families again. who just want food. who just want medical care. who just want dry, warm shelter. you're so focused on the ideas of colonization, of "us vs. them", of one people displacing the other for a state to exist, that you cannot comprehend coexistence, and your only idea of peace is if an entire group of people were just gone and dead.
grow the fuck up. for the love of GOD, grow the fuck up.
#eli talks#rant#i just watched a video shared by someone i'd been following a while denying the genocide occuring in gaza entirely#are you kidding. are you fucking kidding me.#the video was trying to run with the idea that “from the river to the sea” means jewish people will be expelled from the region#no the fuck it does not you stupid motherfucker that's NOT what decolonization is#anyway. land back. decolonize. from the river to the sea. peace and love on planet earth.#stop razing olive trees. stop scorching the earth. stop bombing hospitals and schools. stop destroying the sea.#if i have to see another palestinian child undergo anesthesia-free amputation im going to start being physically fucking violent#if i have to see another mother with blood on her hands wailing and begging for her child to come back im going to start burning shit#one day all the people of palestine will be free. muslims and jews and christians and all and none.#one day all the people of sudan will be free. all the people in the congo will be free. all the peoples in the americas will be free.#and all the other occupied places suffering genocides and ethnic cleansings that the news neglects to mention. theyll be free too.
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if jews really could control the weather don't you think it'd be a little nicer out??? smh man
signed, a jew
#i am walking to class with the force of a thousand winds bashing into me#why is it so cold#jumblr#jewish humor#kvetching#im just a girl
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you know. I think it's going to be worse this year because the first night chanukkah is on christmas day. but I'll say it until I physically cannot speak anymore that chanukkah is not jewish christmas and if you so much as insinuate it is (while knowing better) I'll incinerate your face.
#i havent seen that much holiday stuff yet#tbh it kinda makes me sad but im also a bit relieved#i do miss seeing chanukkah stuff though 😔#i think ill go to target when i get back to LA just to look at the decorations#and maybe get some sufganiyot and gelts :p#jumblr#jewblr#jewish#chanukkah#hanukkah
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oh so the writer who put extremely offensive jewish stereotypes in her book is also denying things that happened during the holocaust what a surprise 🙄
#GOD PPL IN THE NOTES ARE SO FUCKING STUPID. I AM JEWISH YOU ABSOLUTELY FUCK WADS. GROW UP READ A NEW BOOK KILL YOURSELVES#TERFS TOO. TERFS KILL YOURSELVES. IM NOT KIDDING
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