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"basic dni criteria apply" well as someone who isnt terminally online and curates my own internet experience rather than asking others to for me i have no idea what "basic" dni criteria are
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messymoonmad · 27 days ago
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Can we talk about how Odysseus is canonly a short king cause Athena keeps on making him "seem taller" so he's more imposing ? It's ridiculously funny
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She's legit just calling him short without saying it
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the-moons-coffin · 6 months ago
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sorry i heard the worst advice while looking for buzzcut hair care and I wanted to share it with all of you cause I'm losing it: "don't cut your hair if you don't want women to hit on you or think you're a lesbian." wowee what a statement!
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shkspr · 2 years ago
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[guy who doesnt do literally anything voice] there just aint enough hours in the day to get everything done that needs to be done am i right
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blabberoo · 2 months ago
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evilmafuyu666 · 4 months ago
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liimonadas · 6 months ago
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so i've been playing a game
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fanaticalthings · 8 months ago
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the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol
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delicourse · 9 days ago
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Snake Year
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foolsocracy · 7 months ago
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anon sent an ask abt roy and garth but it vanished into thin air so this ones for you, wherever you are
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ruporas · 9 months ago
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trigunned the hades or hadesed the trigun (id in alt)
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wifiwuxians · 13 days ago
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lan wangji birthday art from 2021 to 2024!
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shikisei · 9 months ago
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ok stupid question my bad
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jattendschaton · 9 months ago
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Ladybug and Chat Noir hosting a podcast where they're going to interview Adrien Agreste and so Adrien has to enlist Félix to pretend to be him and Félix gets to just. Make fun of Adrien to his face and to a national audience. Chat Noir keeps arguing with Félix’s Adrien about his own opinions so the next day all the news is about how much everyone thinks Chat Noir hates Adrien Agreste
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inkskinned · 4 months ago
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we were sitting on the floor and i was cutting out tiny pictures to make a collage for a friend's birthday. you were on your phone and you laughed about something, and i was still in love with you then, so i asked what had you giggling.
"sorry. i was just..." you took a moment and went back to texting. "i was telling someone about how you're afraid of the dark."
i'm afraid of the dark because something bad happened. "oh." i felt a little slinky of shame crawl down my throat.
you glanced up, and maybe it showed on my face, because you rolled your eyes and held the phone to the side casually so i could see the group chat. "what? was it a secret?"
i looked down to the scissors in my hand. "i just..." no, it's not a secret. it just felt like something private, something serious. saying why would you tell someone that just feels like an accusation. it's unfair. i honestly am not even ashamed of it, it's just a fact about my person that i don't usually share.
what a strange experience. is this a human thing or a generational thing? for our grandparents: did they need to worry about how quickly someone can just... share your personal information? again, i didn't even really have a true objection. what could i say? i want any person in my life to feel they can be honest with their friends. it's not like i said don't tell anyone this.
i cut out another letter to complete the rainbow happy birthday, started hunting for the exclamation mark. i heard you sigh dramatically.
"don't make a big deal about this," you said.
this entire conversation was a pattern for us, and this was when we got to my least favorite part of the pattern. i would get my feelings hurt in some oblique not-technically-terrible way, and then it would be making a big deal about something. you'd get frustrated for me for being soft, but i was born soft. you knew i was soft when you pierced me. it's one of the things that made controlling me so easy.
"i'm not," i felt my voice crack. the question came without my wanting. "why are you guys talking about me?" and why are you saying that thing? why not like - i'm telling them how you're generous and kind and pretty.
you let out this low, tragic groan. "oh my god." you tossed the phone away from your body. "there, see? i just won't talk to them if you don't like it."
the rest of the hour went the way it always went, between us: i said i don't actually mind if you talk to your friends but -, you found a way to call my minor expression of discomfort "being dramatic." you got upset that i had been offended. i ended up apologizing, even though i hadn't actually done anything.
afterwards, you picked up the phone again. after texting for a little bit, you snorted. "okay," you said, "but it is kind of funny you're afraid of the dark. i mean, when you think about it."
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floweypilled · 9 months ago
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beach episode
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