#im legally a man
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it’s crazy how absolutely blatantly luigi’s constitutional rights are being breached and people seem more concerned about his appearance than a real, scary view of the power CEOs and the healthcare industry have over the legal system. like yeah he looks good in those photos i can appreciate that too but can we focus on the fact that the media is absolutely treating him as if he has already been found guilty. this could happen to anyone. anyone could be arrested over the death of a wealthy, influential person and the precedent being set right now is essentially that the prosecution can run wild and create documentaries declaring your guilt. like that’s really serious and scary.
#i’m not american so i don’t know much about their legal system#but this absolutely should not be happening. it’s abhorrent that this trial might continue and that the evidence shown in the documentary#might be admissible#if he is found guilty. this is a TERRIFYING precedent#luigi mangione#not to mention his treatment is absolutely wild#like i said im not american so idk the court processes but im sure its absolutely wild that the shooting of 1 man#is being charged in 3 jurisdictions and is facing the death penalty#like im sorry aren’t there literal mass shooters in the US who have gotten lesser punishment
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Went to see maneskin today, loved it
#this has been a good week#i saw maneskin#im legally a man#my voice deepened more cause i finally got my t back#got a good grade on a portuguese exam#went to ikea and bought a bunny plush (which i took to the concert)#its been nice#lukkas rambling nonsense#cosillas de mi vida#haven't been this happy on a while
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Full doodle page of these two heheeee
#we are all legally required to call this shadow peepaw#lmao old ass man#im still messing around and having fun#dadow#shadow the hedgehog#silver the hedgehog#artwork#digital art#sonic the hedgehog#art#digital artist#tumblr art#artist on tumblr#illustration#sonic fanart#sonic au#au#sth au
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omigod hes so quirky 🤭🤪😛☺️🤣 cant take him anywhere 😂🤣😅💖🫶🥰


#i love this man im sorry#cborle#christian borle#tammy faye#tammy faye the musical#tammy faye broadway#falsettos#little shop of horrors#something rotten#some like it hot#legally blonde#legally blonde the musical#smash nbc#hazbin hotel
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A crack fic idea where it turns out that Tony has at some point legally adopted or had been legally named DUM-E's parent. Because he's Tony freaking Stark, and if someone can marry a tree then he sure as hell can adopt his first robot.
#bonus points if that makes DUM-E Peter's legal sibling#im pretty sure tony did it behind Rhodey's back#iron dad#spider son#dum-e#irondad and spiderson#tony stark#marvel#fanfic#irondad#iron man#crack fic#crack post#crack
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OHHH I AM UNWELL.




#new theme??#but im sitll not over summer sonic jisung 😔#but he looks so yummy scrummy scumdiddlyumptios five course meal breakfast lunch dinner and midnight snack 😥#i wanna hold him captive in my basement and hide him from the world 😔😔#for legal reasons that was a joke#ooh im so insane for him.#and at last i see the light (his forehead 🤞🤞)#forehead jisung is like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow#what if i kms#hes so fine#i need him to stop.#and IF HIS NEXT INSTAGRAM POST ISNT THAT PRETTY FACE OF HIS... OOH WE ARE GONNA HAVE PROBLEMS.#loml jisung park <3#crabsign ohtut#feral for this man.#i wanna gobble him up
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people getting upset at seeing charlie's girlfriend again is really fucking funny because literally she hasn't done anything. what did she do
#smiling friends#charlie dompler#smiling friends zoey#i say as a man who wants that critter so bad i am willing to start killing people#for legal reasons that is a joke by the way#i am mr dompler after all but i guess it's because i don't have any charlie ships that are ''in danger''#i selfship with him but since that has no way of being even a smidge canon obviously im accepting of it
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why is it always my splatoon art being stolen bruhh, just had to deal with an ig account who was getting 5 times the attention off of my stuff
hell even before the game released a random game news site used my first ever deep cut drawing as if it was a game asset, atleast it just took 1 email to make them take it down
#pada speak#yeah i wanna ramble idk man its tiring#im not even a big account and i have to deal with all this#for the love of god asking exists#you can ask#theres so many people who are more than happy to let you share their work#but you need to ASK#not just assume#cause if they dont allow it they have a damn legal case against you
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show some dustberry
I've got several ideas so have the silliest one <3
#zu art#dustberry#murderswap#murder!sans#underswap!sans#swap!sans#us!sans#phantom!papyrus#undertale#undertale au#utmv#oh my god... Sans got himself a man who will grab his waist... ;)#but srly consider. what if Murder was attracted by Swap being so similar to Papyrus. while he's not his brother. i.e. it's all legal?? :'D#'why belly' im 99% sure he would put the 'cool dude' shirt over his armor ///#I was deadly serious about several ideas be prepared =)
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annual winners of most annoying couple award
#spider man: into the spiderverse#spider punk#spider noir#hobie brown#noirpunk#they are married and it is OBNOXIOUS#yeah they could be lowkey with pda#or they could be the couple everyone both envies and despises#takes like eight months for them to get there but they Get There#hobie is already naturally affectionate and noir isn’t far behind#i just think.. they are… so lovely#im getting better at drawing his wicks!! aaa!!!#or at least i rlly like how i did em here#theyr in LOVE in love….#debating whether they signed the papers and had a stranger as a witness for a wedding..#or if they didn’t have one/arent legally married (since neither of them can in their worlds)#and just don’t care. fuck the government :)
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hey the fact that peoples' entire lives have been ruined because it's legal to give all your money away inside a big building designed to make you give your money away is wild. and it's even wilder that phone apps are allowed to do that now too. from the comfort of your own home you too can experience the crippling life altering debt of a gambling addiction.
#im watching videos of how to cheat at casino blackjack even tho i have no intent to play let alone cheat#and this is what I'm thinking about#its card games man#it shouldnt be legal
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Went to the costume store said make me look stupid left dressed like them
#bsd fanart#bsd#fanart#doodle#poe bsd#bsd mushitaro#bungou stray dogs fanart#bungou stray dogs#star art#man what do i even put here im not putting their full legal names hell no
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Please someone just put the country out of its misery and shoot the orange man.
And the veep. Him too.
#legally this is a joke#haha funny#for legal reasons im joking#for legal purposes this is a joke#for legal reasons this is a joke#for legal reasons that was a joke#eat the rich#fuck trump#fuck the gop#fuck project 2025#fuck the orange man#make america safe again#fuck maga#maga morons#maga cult#lol#funny#funny post
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I drew this while hallucinating the tickle monster
#purritysir#creepypasta#moe art???#it's an attempt man#ticci toby#must dox his legal name#tobias erin rogers#proship dni#idk how to tag this#im tweaking out rn#creepypasta art#fanart#im desperate#i'm not okay
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I wonder if Man Bat is Gotham's Mothman.
Bernard asks, after Tim reveals his identity, along with a super long monologue of 'I understand if you want to leave, I'd leave me too', if he's ever seen Man Bat on patrols.
" Man Bat? You mean uncle Kirk?"
"What."
Tim points at Bruce trying to wrestle a 6'6 creature of shadows, fur, and sharp fangs, for a bag of cheese. Naturally, Bernard passes out.
#I LOVE KIRK MAN#yes im a monster fucker but thats beside the point#bernard dowd#tim drake#bruce wayne#kirk longstorm#my hc is thomas was a mad scientist fucking around and thats how kirk came to be. ofc martha had to legally adopt him so the gov#wont fuck around. anyway#text#dcu#dc#dc comics#man bat
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I love that this fandom doesn't understand Baxter's character, I adore how they patronize him,a whole ass adult, for facing the consequences of his actions.
I love how people make him feel like a sad little baby when he leaves mc as if that's not something he made extremely clear. I love how people treat this 19 year old as if he's not old enough to understand the consequences of his actions. I love how Baxter is aware of his flaw's but feels like he can't break them because people only see him as a tool and this fandom reinforces that.
I love how people will get mad at Nico for doing the cardinal crime of being 6 years old but will baby a 24 year old Baxter. I love how people make him this charismatic rich guy when it's shown that he's a hot mess that doesn't know what he wants. I love that Baxter's whole character arc is about his self sabotaging tendencies and how everyone ignores that. I love that people fell in love with the mask he had for most of the dlc.
I love that this fandom lacks reading comprehension skills and understanding of nuance characters, great job everyone for not understanding how writing works :)
#our life#misty talks our life#olba#our life beginnings & always#our life beginnings and always#olba baxter#our life baxter#baxter ward#this is what i mean by “i don't haye Baxter's character” i think hes very interesting and we should look towards his dlc with critical eyes#because it's a fact that his dlc was rushed and that kab/gb lady doesnt care for him#it shown in the writing of his dlc#so that is interesting for me but is also interesting for me how ppl are quick to baby this man#like again baxter is fucking 19 when he leaves mc “but misty 19 year olds aren't fully growns up” hi 19 year old here#i know that bitch but im old enough to understand that my actions have consequences and affect others#which is smth Baxter is aware of as well#that's fhe thing that bothers me#hes young enough to make that mistake but old enough to understand it will impact mc view on relationships#romantic or platonic smth like that will affect you in some ways#and he knows because hes not a young teenager who still doesn't know how his actions impact people#hes legally an adult he can live on his own hes able to ride a car hes off to college#is not a grown up but is not a child either#as a 19 year old I would love of ppl treated him as a young adult making a dumb mistake#instead of a baby who didn't know any better#like even if he did regret it he knows that thats his fault#hes aware that hes doing this shit to himself and wont stop#thats the point of his dlc#anyways i should make a post on cove's autism
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