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Went to see maneskin today, loved it
#this has been a good week#i saw maneskin#im legally a man#my voice deepened more cause i finally got my t back#got a good grade on a portuguese exam#went to ikea and bought a bunny plush (which i took to the concert)#its been nice#lukkas rambling nonsense#cosillas de mi vida#haven't been this happy on a while
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Full doodle page of these two heheeee
#we are all legally required to call this shadow peepaw#lmao old ass man#im still messing around and having fun#dadow#shadow the hedgehog#silver the hedgehog#artwork#digital art#sonic the hedgehog#art#digital artist#tumblr art#artist on tumblr#illustration#sonic fanart#sonic au#au#sth au
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A crack fic idea where it turns out that Tony has at some point legally adopted or had been legally named DUM-E's parent. Because he's Tony freaking Stark, and if someone can marry a tree then he sure as hell can adopt his first robot.
#bonus points if that makes DUM-E Peter's legal sibling#im pretty sure tony did it behind Rhodey's back#iron dad#spider son#dum-e#irondad and spiderson#tony stark#marvel#fanfic#irondad#iron man#crack fic#crack post#crack
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Listen if we're going to talk about Skylanders Academy lets talk about how bad of a Father Master Eon is to BOTH his sons !!
#skylanders academy#Master Eon Skylanders#Master Eon#He sucks sorry guys#i have father issues legally i can hold this opinion#Mr Spyro is my perfect little man im going to call him a monster now for my own actions okay SIR read a book#parenting book maybe#Jet Vac was a better parent than him#I LOVE YOU JET VAC RAAAAA
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people getting upset at seeing charlie's girlfriend again is really fucking funny because literally she hasn't done anything. what did she do
#smiling friends#charlie dompler#smiling friends zoey#i say as a man who wants that critter so bad i am willing to start killing people#for legal reasons that is a joke by the way#i am mr dompler after all but i guess it's because i don't have any charlie ships that are ''in danger''#i selfship with him but since that has no way of being even a smidge canon obviously im accepting of it
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why is it always my splatoon art being stolen bruhh, just had to deal with an ig account who was getting 5 times the attention off of my stuff
hell even before the game released a random game news site used my first ever deep cut drawing as if it was a game asset, atleast it just took 1 email to make them take it down
#pada speak#yeah i wanna ramble idk man its tiring#im not even a big account and i have to deal with all this#for the love of god asking exists#you can ask#theres so many people who are more than happy to let you share their work#but you need to ASK#not just assume#cause if they dont allow it they have a damn legal case against you
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show some dustberry
I've got several ideas so have the silliest one <3
#zu art#dustberry#murderswap#murder!sans#underswap!sans#swap!sans#us!sans#phantom!papyrus#undertale#undertale au#utmv#oh my god... Sans got himself a man who will grab his waist... ;)#but srly consider. what if Murder was attracted by Swap being so similar to Papyrus. while he's not his brother. i.e. it's all legal?? :'D#'why belly' im 99% sure he would put the 'cool dude' shirt over his armor ///#I was deadly serious about several ideas be prepared =)
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annual winners of most annoying couple award
#spider man: into the spiderverse#spider punk#spider noir#hobie brown#noirpunk#they are married and it is OBNOXIOUS#yeah they could be lowkey with pda#or they could be the couple everyone both envies and despises#takes like eight months for them to get there but they Get There#hobie is already naturally affectionate and noir isn’t far behind#i just think.. they are… so lovely#im getting better at drawing his wicks!! aaa!!!#or at least i rlly like how i did em here#theyr in LOVE in love….#debating whether they signed the papers and had a stranger as a witness for a wedding..#or if they didn’t have one/arent legally married (since neither of them can in their worlds)#and just don’t care. fuck the government :)
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hey the fact that peoples' entire lives have been ruined because it's legal to give all your money away inside a big building designed to make you give your money away is wild. and it's even wilder that phone apps are allowed to do that now too. from the comfort of your own home you too can experience the crippling life altering debt of a gambling addiction.
#im watching videos of how to cheat at casino blackjack even tho i have no intent to play let alone cheat#and this is what I'm thinking about#its card games man#it shouldnt be legal
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this show would be good if literally everything about it was different
#read these tags please(unless ur an HH fan in which case please ignore them) >>> I DO NOT LIKE THIS SHOW#i hate viv///ziepop so fucking much its actually unreal. every time i think about her i seethe#been hatewatching it ('legally') nd its awful. like i mean i knew it would be going into it but goddamn. so much worse than i expected#you may be like 'whyd you draw this then'. i wanted to make a finished piece with my redesigns#for funsies me and my boyf have been rewriting/redesigning the whole show . thats been our fun little craft#i feel similar about this that i do about fnaf and miraculous ladybug even tho this is objectively worse in every way#theres this eternal feeling of like. man. if the writers were competent then this concept would be interesting#but theyre not so. here we are#anyway. im gona try not to put hate in the tags lol#but i like how this turned out too much NOT to post it#anyways mutuals please dont unfollow me for this i promise im normal JDSFHJKDFHJDFKHJK#Hazbin Hotel Redesigns#Hazbin Hotel Critical#Angel Dust#Husk#Huskerdust#I guess.#genuinely a little scared to post this ones. im scared ill lose mutuals over this AND/OR fans will harass me for those tags JHKSDFHJKJK#im posting it and then immediately going to sleep. might delete later if even 1 thing goes wrong#EDIT RL QUICK i wanna add: i dont care if you like the show <33 good for you!!! i respect it!! i liked it when i was 14. i just dont now. <#cloudysarts
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honestly the more i hear about engstars and its TLs the more i absolutely dread the inevitable release of poltergeist and what may ensue from it, bc if if the translators themselves are already invalidating arashis identity then i Really Truly do not want to see how theyll translate natsume and tsumugis microaggressions/transphobia towards her. esp since ive noticed a rise in people being comfortably transphobic towards her, and i REALLY do not wish to see natsume and tsumugi being stupid fucking morons be used as evidence to discredit her
and i think this is all the more reason why its VERY IMPORTANT for engstars to DIRECTLY ACKNOWLEDGE arashi and her gender. bc sometimes characters are STUPID and RUDE and APATHETIC. enstars is a story with NUANCED and FLAWED CHARACTERS, and when a character is being a fucking asshole youre meant to PROVE THEM WRONG. but they dont even acknowledge arashi as a girl themselves. so, if you do use engstars, please keep pressuring them bc omfg this is so bad and i can only see it getting worse
#a bit of a serious post sorreys its kinda me venting im just preparing for the worst#We should be legally allowed to beat the shit out of ntmg for what they said to arashi#i dont remember the exact quotes verbatim but tsumugi basically just expressed confusion abt her gender identity#n natsume flatout said something like shes lying to kids by calling herself a princess#so.#not good.#having characters show bigotry is not Necessarily a bad thing. but that is ONLY WHEN that bigotry gets disproven#but. engstars arent doing that.#theyre not disproving it.#they keep pretending like her gender is. well. Nothing#so i worry that this story is just gonna fuel the flames and make everything so much worse than it already is#anyway. if u play engstars please do keep pestering them for blatantly ignoring and misrepresenting arashis identity#i try to stay out of whatever goes on on that app but. Man.#she deserves better#But hey knowing them maybe theyll just fuckin cut out the dialogue alltogether to further act like trans people and their issues arent real#nat rambles#im a bit peeved as u can see sorry i just know how this fandom is and how they cant handle nuance or flawed characters#and im REALLY not happy with happyele REWRITING THE TEXT#and getting RID OF SAID NUANCE#GRHAGGRAHGRAGHHGHGH#sorry.#its like 3:30am i just needed to get this off my chest#maybe ill delete this but god.#free my girl
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I love that this fandom doesn't understand Baxter's character, I adore how they patronize him,a whole ass adult, for facing the consequences of his actions.
I love how people make him feel like a sad little baby when he leaves mc as if that's not something he made extremely clear. I love how people treat this 19 year old as if he's not old enough to understand the consequences of his actions. I love how Baxter is aware of his flaw's but feels like he can't break them because people only see him as a tool and this fandom reinforces that.
I love how people will get mad at Nico for doing the cardinal crime of being 6 years old but will baby a 24 year old Baxter. I love how people make him this charismatic rich guy when it's shown that he's a hot mess that doesn't know what he wants. I love that Baxter's whole character arc is about his self sabotaging tendencies and how everyone ignores that. I love that people fell in love with the mask he had for most of the dlc.
I love that this fandom lacks reading comprehension skills and understanding of nuance characters, great job everyone for not understanding how writing works :)
#our life#misty talks our life#olba#our life beginnings & always#our life beginnings and always#olba baxter#our life baxter#baxter ward#this is what i mean by “i don't haye Baxter's character” i think hes very interesting and we should look towards his dlc with critical eyes#because it's a fact that his dlc was rushed and that kab/gb lady doesnt care for him#it shown in the writing of his dlc#so that is interesting for me but is also interesting for me how ppl are quick to baby this man#like again baxter is fucking 19 when he leaves mc “but misty 19 year olds aren't fully growns up” hi 19 year old here#i know that bitch but im old enough to understand that my actions have consequences and affect others#which is smth Baxter is aware of as well#that's fhe thing that bothers me#hes young enough to make that mistake but old enough to understand it will impact mc view on relationships#romantic or platonic smth like that will affect you in some ways#and he knows because hes not a young teenager who still doesn't know how his actions impact people#hes legally an adult he can live on his own hes able to ride a car hes off to college#is not a grown up but is not a child either#as a 19 year old I would love of ppl treated him as a young adult making a dumb mistake#instead of a baby who didn't know any better#like even if he did regret it he knows that thats his fault#hes aware that hes doing this shit to himself and wont stop#thats the point of his dlc#anyways i should make a post on cove's autism
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I wonder if Man Bat is Gotham's Mothman.
Bernard asks, after Tim reveals his identity, along with a super long monologue of 'I understand if you want to leave, I'd leave me too', if he's ever seen Man Bat on patrols.
" Man Bat? You mean uncle Kirk?"
"What."
Tim points at Bruce trying to wrestle a 6'6 creature of shadows, fur, and sharp fangs, for a bag of cheese. Naturally, Bernard passes out.
#I LOVE KIRK MAN#yes im a monster fucker but thats beside the point#bernard dowd#tim drake#bruce wayne#kirk longstorm#my hc is thomas was a mad scientist fucking around and thats how kirk came to be. ofc martha had to legally adopt him so the gov#wont fuck around. anyway#text#dcu#dc#dc comics#man bat
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anytime anyone ever says my name aloud or in messages or at all ever actually its like angels come down from their telephone wires where they sit and gossip to kiss me personally on the forehead
#sometimes im still like#oh thats me#oh i get to be this#forever#u legally cannot take this name from me#caspost#okay and not to make this about malevolent also bc its not dw#but that bit in ep 43#“only i decide who i am”#yeah john#yeah#thats it#u are what u decide#you are called what you want to be called#sometimes im like#man#ive made so much progress even if it feels like drops in an ocean#i think 12 yr old or 17 yr old or 25 yr old me would be rlly happy if he knew#he gets to be caspian one day
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Full version of Christian Borle singing Chip on my Shoulder in 2024 (where he also tells SO many stories and sings the Ebay commerical song) for those who need it (ME)
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All video credit to Peter Lee
#chip on my shoulder#broadway#broadway cruise 2024#broadway cruise 2#christian borle#can you tell im in a spiral#legally blonde#legally blonde the musical#warner#ahhhhhhhh#bway#Youtube#get this man a 54below show#asap
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I drew this while hallucinating the tickle monster
#purritysir#creepypasta#moe art???#it's an attempt man#ticci toby#must dox his legal name#tobias erin rogers#proship dni#idk how to tag this#im tweaking out rn#creepypasta art#fanart#im desperate#i'm not okay
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