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party rockers in the
#im sure someone has already made this joke but i think im hilarious#house md#hate crimes md#greg house#gregory house#james wilson#lisa cuddy#i feel like such a loser tagging things like look at me give me attention god. shut up.#scout talks house
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dating darry headcanons (f!reader)
he leaves you for a man
#shut up staar#the outsiders#darry curtis#??????? im sorry this is just based off the gay darry stuff ive been seeing and i thought this would be hilarious#darry curtis x reader#darry x reader#has this been done yet i have no clue
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like sorry i can't get over this but there are plenty of deeply unfunny comedians MEN that we've tolerated for years. this from the country that allowed absolute idiot of the century russell br*nd to become as successful as he did. you don't have to find every comedian funny but simply assuming a comedian can't be funny because she has cerebral palsy and you can't be fucking bothered to listen to what she's saying.... SCREAM. cope harder, you'll never be funny enough to be on the hit bafta winning series taskmaster and she is lmao.
#im a rosie jones stan account now im just so enraged by this#she was GREAT on this first episode and everyone with their idiotic comments needs to shut up foreveeer#sorry the letter opener thing was absolutely hilarious. the problem is u#rosie jones#its always loser men on the internet that think they'd be better at comedy than highly successful women#taskmaster
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highlight from my warmup doodles
if you saw this on my alt... no you didnt.
#bill cipher#gravity falls#euclid cipher#scalene cipher#scalene and euclid#this is not a website dot com#the book of bill#ever thought about how to euclid and scalene couldnt see bills eye because its entirely not visible in their dimension#like unless you scan him or something#haha idk#i think im hilarious#i like to think euclid blames himself for giving bill not only one eye but one in the wrong place#haha just a thought#haha make me shut up challenge
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As above so it is below or something I've never 69'd
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If I had a nickel for every time a TMA character became an avatar just because they wanted some goddamn sleep, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
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The United States of America has never democratically elected a woman as President. This is the last day in human history you can reblog this.
#like to charge reblog to cast#yes i KNOW hilary won the popular vote shut up#and if im wrong about this i will have bigger fish to fry than an incorrect tumblr post
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im not an artisti but this fuckin game is making me wanna try
call it a draft right now, might go in and edit
anyways
#slay the princess#is this it. am i becoming a stp blog#with a FNAF PFP are ya JOKING me#thats hilarious i should#for the fun of it#anyways this is shifty and longy#hm.m#not sure i like that nickname for him#anyways this too is lesbians. to me.#the long quiet hello my beautiful butch wife.#[points at couple] so which one of you is the concept of transformation change itself the ebb and flow containing the very concept of death#and which of you looks like mothman#the shifting mound#the long quiet#the slayer slay the princess#the princess#sorry for taggginngggg i dont even really want people to see this im just. trying to be brave#and a member of a community of course#soup shut up challenge#burntsoupart
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do the carmen sandiego gimmick blogs know that I actually have worms in my brain and on the rare occasion that they interact with me I'm like "...oh my god.... miss sandiego liked my post... oh my god..."
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Damn Mag, what’cha got there?…..
#wow flicker#you don’t even draw Mag as often#and when you do. it’s sht like this-#Amaya. you proud of him yet?#shut up im hilarious#wish au#reach for the stars au#wish rewrite#rfts au#wish 2023#wish starboy#wish star#wish magnifico
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i swear everyone has pretty badges and i have something that practically says im a chatterbox its bringing back my childhood trauma
my cousin (same age) got a little miss princess mug and i got little miss chatterbox and my other cousin little mr prince (im not ok)
#funny#humor#lol#memes#haha#jokes#funny memes#tumblr humor#funny shit#funny post#idk what else to tag#i dont know#idk what im doing#idk man#idk#idk how to tag this#womp womp#oh well#lol memes#dark humor#haha gay#hilarious#haha make me shut up challenge#hahaha
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dr1 designs pt. 2
#byakuya togami#kyoko kirigiri#makoto naegi#danganronpa#dr thh#trigger happy havoc#i draw#the PROTAGONISTS#the radical shift from this cast of protags to dr2 is really funny in retrospect#like byakuya you got followed up by Him.... how does that make you Feel.......#byakuya's hilarious. incredibly funny guy. not intentionally he is not trying to be funny and i am often laughing At him#godd the delivery on some of his lines is so good 'Shut Up' why does he enunciate like that!!!#kyoko's neat im chill with kyoko yknow hashtag not my waifu but shes a likable character and i was really intrigued in her story#and then there's makoto#he did grow on me in the dr3 anime but in the game there really isnt much to work with#he gets a slightly different jacket bc i said so (hates hoodies hates drawing hoodies has so much unjustified hoodie anger)#what sucks is 2/3 of the characters in the IMMEDIATE set after this are IN hoodies and i couldnt not draw THEIR hoodies
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people who can’t relate to the Substance (dir. Fargeat, 2024) are no longer allowed to have takes on it btw
#the substance#the substance 2024#unless the take is you love it and understand it 🔫#if it’s not then no more opinions#it’s days like these im glad im not on twitter#frustrating yet hilarious when their ‘criticism’ is just evidence of them not understanding what they just saw#and lacking the critical thinking to get there#that’s not a criticism it’s a self report#‘I didn’t like it because that doesn’t happen to me’ that’s what the magic of fiction is for 🤗#to explore stories and realities of others 🤗 not everything is about you 🥰#loving yourself and not being crushed to gory bits under the patriarchy are privileges not everybody has btw#originally this said people who are lucky enough* not to relate but I didn’t want the people with the worst opinions to be mad at me :(#just kidding idgaf what they think#shut up riley
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Jumping up and down in the air after I saw the new tommyinnit video I support this man's call out era
#WE ALL KNOW WHAT SKIT I'M TALKING ABOUT#AND PLS IT WAS SO FUNNY IM CRYING#shit the whole video was amazing#also dream is being such a man baby about this like💀 gtfo of here man#inniters after seeing the new video: AND THE CROWN GOES WILD‼️🗣💯🔛🔝💥💥💥💥#everyone after seeing dream like a bunch of tweets criticizing tommy: AND THE CROWD BACKS UP🤨😶😒🧍♂️#also skeppy don't think your bitch ass is doing anything good just shut up💀#ALSO PHILZA FUCKING MINECRAFT 🔛🔝 MVP ISTG#this whole situation is so crazy but so hilarious. Ig tommy really does make stuff 100% funnier😁👍#dream situation#tommyinnit#WE LOVE YOU TOMMY RAAAHHH
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i absolutely lack the brainpower to put my admiration for this mini arc into words but holy shit this was beautiful.
i love how complex the gods are, the relationships between them are so deeply loving and so broken. their family is prioritized over many things, mortals, promises and other families. even though they hurt each other that family tie is more important than almost everything else. they didn't want to hurt their children but they did it anyway for each other. at the end of the day they will cast aside their children in favor of their kin. the line is between those who matter and those who do not.
#critical role#critical role spoilers#this was definitely worth a 4am wake up to watch im obsessed. will be tuning in for the second rerun too i need to see this again#obsessed with the way ashley and nick lived every part of this story their characters are my absolute favorites#but omg laura as the matron. the way she portrayed her is so good#and tbf im just obsessed with everything they did in this arc from a to z#this is a different kind of heartbreak than exu calamity but a huge heartbreak nonetheless#but it's hilarious how brennan planned a slow rollout for the powers and then bam meteors lmao#also sorry if I don't make sense at all i slept 3 hours before losing my mind over this 6.5 hour episode 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻#anyway i think the moral of the story from Luda's is that they are no different from mortals they don't need gods they are not above mortal#gods are only merciful when they want to be and when it benefits them. otherwise they will smash a flying city into the ground.#god im gonna shut up now i have so many thoughts and NONE of them are coherent anymore
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hamlet is so fuckin real
"am i not i'th' right, old jepthath?"
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