#i think im hilarious

[blood-red-ocean]

Going to show this post to my archaeology professor tomorrow to blackmail him into giving me a job

Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil

[nobrain-onlysteven]

So this is what's delicious in dungeon

[questioningpunctuation]

DC COMICS SPOILER ❗❗

[papyskellington]

Omg I love the new TAZ pcs!!! 🥰🥰

[conanssummerchild]

[flukefantasy]

Loving the new surprise Dracula character, Editor Matt! What a fresh take

[kenobifitz]

rafael x sonny text posts

im having too much fun with these ngl

[zer0expektation]

high school au Viktor and Jinx online friends,,,,,,

[kindaasrikal]

Morro and Cryptor in the movieverse, in my style? More likely than you think:

My first ever take on the movieverse and it’s designs and it had to be this underrated duo.

Scenario: Morro and Cryptor have geography class together, and they’re both four days into their first week of school. Having barely shared two words with each other, let alone anyone else in the school, the two are paired up for a project. To make a volcano. Despite the two judging each other heavily, not getting along at all, constantly arguing and butting heads, they both rushed into the classroom covered in paint, paper, tissue, cardboard, and pearls. And then the entire class was covered in ketchup after the volcano accidentally blew up. They got a d- and got put in detention. From that day on they were known as horrible a*sholes you should never be around, unless they try to murder you.

In reality they would only try murder each other and are actually awkward teens with everyone else.

Ain’t got much for Morro’s story in this verse other than the fact that instead of running away he was sent over to train and learn under Mystake, only for her and Wu to realise he has no social life at 17 and so they send him back to Ninjago city to go to high school for the first time.

But Cryptor in this AU’s got a bit. Cryptor is a scrapped version of the Nindroid sentries that protect Borg tower. After Pixal, Borg wished to create Nindroids who could protect him and his tower from danger, and Cryptor was one of his prototypes. Cryptor was not supposed to have a consciousness, but as the only Nindroid sentry prototype that was based off of both Pixal’s code and Zane’s design, he came to life. After waking up seemingly abandoned in a scrap yard Cryptor runs off feeling betrayed and angry. Eventually, he gets taken in by this world’s overlord. Not entirely sure how he works in this universe yet so all he is rn is Cryptor’s rlly bad guardian who updated his design to what it is now.

After some drama yada yada, Cryptor joins the school as the only openly known Nindroid. He and Morro joins at the same time and do not get along, yet they only ever hang out with each other because villains who were generals of armies in another life just kinda click.

Willll probably add more to this explanation and maybe photos of the sketches and such later when it’s not 6am and i can see the sun rising. Oh also the background was not made by me it’s a free to use photo on Ibispaint X.

[smallmightsupremacy]

Who did it better?

[krystal-prisms]

"average person thinks about the Roman Empire once a day" factoid is just a statistical error. The average person thinks about the Roman Empire zero times a day. Ides of March Georg, who lives on tumblr and thinks about the roman empire for 24 hours straight on March 15th, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[feralforestgoblinn]

YALL SHOULD KISS (Loss)

Hannigram in Loss format bcause I think I'm funny

[be-it-so]

Odysseus: You're son of a bitch!

Neoptolemus: Don't you dare call my mother like this!

Odysseus: Who was talking about your mother?

[nectar-cellar]

it's a freudian slip. get it?

[tuptastic]

more stuff for my former-watcher xisuma headcanon but

when they all thought he was fucking dead and gone where they can't go get him and they're standing around like ???? what do we do now?????? what is the protocol for this???? and suddenly your 10ft tall world equivalent of a deity comes crashing through the void to world barrier clutching your admin like he's a disgruntled wet cat and smashes a massive crater into your shopping district. and it changes to WHAT IS THE PROTOCOL FOR TH IS??????? WHAT DO WE DO HERE??????

anyways the actual moment xisuma gets his life saved is like beautiful and poetic and its the first time he's seen his former companion in years and the first time any of the Hermits have seen her and its Great. but the concept of "we were NOT prepared to meet god today" in response to this situation is equally as great to me

[soup4k]

highlight from my warmup doodles

if you saw this on my alt... no you didnt.