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whos initials am i supposed to look for in slideshows now
#idk if im supposed to use whos or whose#boy 1 gave me the majorist ick today omfg im so done w his ass. dk why i even asked him out yuck bruh ew#i dont like boy 2 i kinda just led him on a little because it felt nice being wanted but i feel too bad#ill reply if he texts but i wont message first just cause im lonely#its not true loneliness anyway its more that gut crushing feeling that nobody loves me the way ive grown up knowing true love#but i have friends so whatever 💪#ill just look for a+p r+s g+m#percabeth robstar ghostflower 🙏🙏🙏#maybe b+p for broppy bc theyre cute too#sorry yall ive become a yapper too i need to talk#post#erics tag
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kinktober 2024 — kayu's version.
Satoru's grin softens as he looks at you, his fingers brushing a strand of hair from your face. His eyes are filled with something tender and deep, a look that makes your heart swell with affection.
He leans in, capturing your lips in a slow, languid kiss that seems to say everything he can't put into words. His hands are gentle as they explore your body, tracing every curve, every line, as if memorizing you by touch alone.
He pulls back slightly, his lips barely an inch from yours, his breath hot against your skin.
“You’re amazing, you know that?” he whispers, his voice low and full of emotion. "And tonight… tonight is all about you."
K I N K T O B E R 2 0 2 4 —
K A Y U ' S V E R S I O N
hello, this is kayu!!!
i write to you all as i prepare for my first ever participation with kinktober!!! its quite exciting and thrilling and i am just so happy to be able to finally be a part of a new world.
a lot of what im writing is going to be only for 18 and above and as such not safe for work. i hope my dear readers understand that this means that if you are not 18 and above — do not yet read. i will have safe for work content in between these periods. please read those!!!
in any case, i am most excited to share with you the things ive been working on for all of you. im very happy with how these stories are so far and im sure by the time they are finished — they'll be something ill be most proud of.
kinktober may seem like a quite an odd concept to some but its exciting to express a horizon of expression in a different way. and im excited to express stories that will be a different shade of me once again. i hope you enjoy them!!! i love you all!!! see you in october!!!
xoxoxoxo kayu
W H A T ' S C O O K I N G ! ?
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●OCTOBER 4TH 2024
♡ SINGER SUKUNA X SINGER READER
( e l a b o r a t e r o l e p l a y )
♯┆ why are you obsessed with me .ᐟ
— ryomen sukuna.
— no one knew how the feud of the bands started but people were here for it regardless. sukuna liked to push your buttons, you liked to push his. and really, it didn't matter. because he was here. and you were fun.
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●OCTOBER 11TH 2024
♡ PRIEST SUGURU X WIDOW READER
( f o r b i d d e n d a l l i a n c e )
♯┆ devotion .ᐟ
— geto suguru
— twenty years passed and you moved towns with your husband, to try and forget geto suguru, your lover turned priest. now you're a widow and after all that time, your heartbeats at the sight of father geto suguru, the town's priest.
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● OCTOBER 18TH 2024
♡ HUSBAND NANAMI X READER
( m a k e u p — c a r f u c k )
♯┆right people, wrong place .ᐟ
— nanami kento.
— you and your husband nanami kento have been estranged for a while. it was hard, hard to fathom that you and him would be separating, that he would choose duty over you. even when you drink, its his name you call to pick you up tonight.
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●OCTOBER 25TH 2024
♡ GOJO SATORU X WIFE READER
( f i r s t t i m e )
♯┆honeymoon .ᐟ
— gojo satoru
— arranged marriages are hard, even when you're the one who made it happen. after years of marriage (and subsequently falling in love), the two of you finally decide to go and embark on a honeymoon.
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♡ FUSHIGURO TOJI X WIFE READER
( b r e e d i n g k i n k )
♯┆pillowtalk .ᐟ
— fushiguro toji
— if fushiguro toji was being honest, he'd always wanted a big family. after living a rather painful life in a loveless family, he wants to build a big, warm home. looking at it now, megumi's almost a year old. a new sibling in close age would be good, doesn't it?
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C O M I N G S O O N ! ?
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen x you#jjk x you#jjk x y/n#jujutsu kaisen x y/n#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#sukuna x reader#sukuna x you#sukuna smut#geto suguru x you#geto suguru x reader#geto suguru smut#nanami kento x you#nanami kento x reader#nanami smut#gojo satoru x you#satoru gojo x reader#gojo smut#toji fushiguro x you#toji fushiguro x reader#toji smut#kinktober 2024#kinktober — kayu's version ! ! !#kayu writes ! ! !
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THE BOOK OF BILL DECODED (Spoilers) (P3)
Heya bud, you aren't skipping the chapters are you? You aren't? That's good. But... just in case... HERE IS PART 2 IN ALL OF ITS GLORY.
READ IT. ITS A REAL KICKER! THE AUTHOR MUST BE SOME LUNATIC OR SOMETHING!
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Oh.
FIRST ARE SOME THINGS THAT I FORGOT TO DIDN'T INCLUDE
These are a series of pictures with small details that lead to a secret website. As of right now, we don't actually know what the website does.
First image is on the page where Bill introduces us to the book of bill. This is how we get our website name: (ThisIsNotAWebsiteDotCom.com)
The second picture is in The Great Gatsby section where we find the doctor's name. (T.J.ECKLEBURG) Which is our password for the website
The last two images are in Bill's Quiz section, where if you look at the book from an almost level angle, you can see the words: "NEED A PASSWORD? FINE ILL TALK," or "ITS THE NAME OF THE EYEBALL DOC," depending on which side you look at it from.
(Eyeball doc referring to T.J.Eckleburg.)
Code(s) used: Billese
"Not a phase."
The barcode on the magazine page gives "Hey Nerd" when scanned
Code(s) used: AXOLOTL
"Even his lies are lies."
Code(s) used: Fordese
"Remember us."
OKAY, THAT SHOULD BE ALL FOR THINGS I DIDN'T INCLUDE EARLIER.
Code(s) used: RUNES
Lone survivor of the Euclidean massacre.
Code(s) used: A1Z26 Cipher
Can warp narrativity. Protect fourth walls.
Code(s) used: RUNES
Titans blood
(Titan's blood)
Code(s) used: RUNES
Suck it Merlin
Code(s) used: RUNES
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
(Yes, just the alphabet)
Um, yeah. OKAY BYE.
#gravity falls#bill cipher#the book of bill#bill cipher gravity falls#book of bill#tbob#book of bill codes#the book of bill decoded
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NSFW Alphabet - Teddie
Well, y'all really wanted one of these for Teddie. Seriously like four of you and counting. So, Teddie time.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Quiet, contemplative. A little apprehensive.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His own - throat. Bone rarely grows there. Partner - probably hands, cause he's a filthy hand holder.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
This guy goes off like a fucking cannon.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Aroused by fossils. /jk
I'm not sure. He's not a very sexual person.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Minimal. Maybe hooked up once or twice but I'm not even sure he's gone all the way with anyone.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Uhhh.
Whichever works with the current configuration of bones.
Yeah. Guy gets a raw deal.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Very serious. Might get an unexpected smile or two out of him though.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Groomed? Not.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Oscillates between passionate and intimate. Very intense about it.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Finds it completely embarrassing. Like he does it, but he finds it embarrassing.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Having to look, but not touch. Esp. if his partner is stripping off.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Just wherever's relatively comfortable and isn't gonna get fucking destroyed by spines.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Passion. Vulnerability. Trust.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Pain. Has too much of that already to be kinky about it.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Would rather receive than give because he'd be worried he was getting sharp pieces of face right up in his partner's sensitive areas.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Rough, but not fast. He doesn't want to fucking pulverise anyone with ill-placed growths.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
No to quickies: things are too much of an effort for him to want to get it over with fast. In terms of how often: if his partner's game to go, he probably is too. Depends on if his body is cooperating.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Hesitant on both. Sex is a bit of a fragile topic for him.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Doesn't have a whole lot of stamina for going multiple rounds. He can hold himself back for a bit though.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Nnnope.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He's not really a teaser.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Quiet. He growls, mutters, whispers into your ear.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
*first bars of megalovania*
Uhh pass. Like I mentioned, he's not v. experienced, hard to have detailed thoughts.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Even more bones.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Low. He's often in too much pain/discomfort to be horny.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Tries to stay awake, but fades relatively fast.
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Helloo everypet 💜 today me, @octonauter and one of our friends (who i dont think has tumblr) worked on the second chapter of that evil vinnil angst fanfic from a while ago err have fun reading 😭
(ALSO PLSS TELL ME YOU GUYS KNOW ABOUT THE JK ROWLING BLACK MOLD THEORY 😭😭)
It was the coldest day of the summer but the most humid, tere was a negative and uncomfortable energy that clung to the air of the petshopt. It was awfully quiet.. Apart from Sunils WICKED giggles. The other pets were huddled around the campfire singing the campfire song. “C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG” they chanted in unison. Sunil was in a secluded corner of the day camp, scheming up an evil plan. He felt that Vinnie had disrespected him immensely by launching him into the ocean then giving him cpr in front of Youngmee, Sue, Jasper.. YOU GET IT. To get back at him, Sunil had the grandiose idea to grow black mold in the petshop and give Vinnie black mold poisoning, because he is deathly allergic to it [most people are.. I think.. But hes worse]. Sunil used his magic to create black mold spores on the corner of the day camp he stood in front of. He then used his magic even more to speed up the spread of the black mold. He let out a wicked laugh, excited to get his revenge on that green goblin.
Speaking on thr vinnie, no one had seen him in two days. He hadnt showed up to the day camp at all. All the pets just assumed that vinnie had just stayed home. He heard coughing from the other side of the room, volient and deadly, sickening and heartstopping. He turned around, pennlyling collasped on the floor, clutching her stomach. The animation meme black goo poured from her mouth. The pets payed no mind to this and continued singing the camp fire song because it was more important than penyling not succumbing [cucumbing[cucumber] to a slow and painful death [C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁]. She was expenspensible in the senseless world. A baby panda like her was all too rare in the cat and dog world. Sunil rushed to Penny lings side, dousing the fire so the pets would shut the up for once. They all groaned in annoyance. Despite gaining this illness less than ten seconds ago she was dawned with the heroin chique, her facial struture bolden and cheeks caved in gibing her that sickly starving model look. “Oh my John Eclipse penny ling! What in dogs name happened to you?” Zoe asked, appalled and honestly disgusted. Pennyling tried to respond but only coughed violently in response. She became delirious and suddenly got the urge to write on-twitter…
“Fetch me my cellular, heathen!” Pennyling shouted like a queen, and Zoey quickly did as she was told, believing this request to be her dying wish. She snatched the cellular from Zoey and began writing her first tweet on her account “PLMofficial” [Penny Ling Moulding]. Her first tweet read “The mold would NEVER bless trans people #moldingout #themoldsaves #jesusmolds #moldlovesmeyesIknow” The mold had turned Penny Ling PROBLEMATIC!! Zoey starts to feel weird as the mold starts to corrupt her brain 2. The animation meme black goo pooled at the corner of her mouth as she became chronically online. Zoey snatched the phone off Pennyling and read her tweet. “Wait.. IM TRANS! IM TRANS AND SHES SAYING THIS ABOUT ME” Zoey yelled in her mind. Chronically online rage consumed her.. “I… I HAVE TO RATIO PENNY LING!”
SHe typed furiously on her own phone and whipped up a horrible comment that we don[t get paid enough to show and PLMofficial Was so offended she spiraled into depression within 10 seconds and typeda undercover compliment comment to self medicate her self.
¨fr¨ the comment read, and penny smiled to herself.¨ Inally, someone cares…………..”she said, but she realizwd she forgot to switch accounts! Üh oh wrong account she posted and became mad at ZOey for tricking her [she didn really but pennyling was delusional] And a fight started brewing!
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Blythe meanwhile was in her room, eyes red from being awake for the past 3 days. She had a twisted smile on her face, one of pure insanity. Huddled underneath her blanket she clung onto her phone which was scorching hot from over using it, the extreme heat burning off her fingerprints. She was playing dressed to impressed, desprate for the role of top model, refusing to eat or sleep until she achieved her goal. Everyone was worried about her, Youngmee, Sue, Jasper, Mrs Twombly, her father, all the pets owners and cousins and all the kigs’ horses and all the king's men havent seen her since this addiction started. Mr baxter decided enough was enough and forcibly burst down her dor with a machine gun. Instantly exploding into pecices “blythey, this HAS to stop!” he cried “DAD not now! Im playing roblox.” he unplugged her phone wich had been running on -1 percent and she let out a shrill shreik. He slung her over his shoulder and marched out the door. “Your going to rehab!”
at the pet shop, all the pets starting to place bets on whod survive the fightn when all of a sudden… “GUYS! COME OVER HERE YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!” Russel shouted. Everyone ran over to see Blythe being forcibly pushed into the back of a cop car!? “RELEASE ME I WANT MORE MORE” Blythe screamed as the cops finally managed to shove her in and lock the car door behind her. As they drove off, Youngmee, Sue, Jasper, Mrs Twombly, her father, all the pets owners and cousin and all the king’s horses and all the king’s men stood there in shock when a somber voice broke the silence. A group of government official looking peeple walken up to the crowd. “We’re sorry, everyone,” they said, “but vinnie’s body has been found.”
Blythey sat in a room of the rehab facility, sitting on one of those loungey chairs at therapy. Her rehab guy began asking her questions. “So, Blythe, tell me when this addiction first started.” Blythe looked at the rehab guy with an ellie and mason LOOK 💜 “Four days ago.. A uh… talking lizard introduced me to the game” Rehab guy gave Blythe a confused look. “A talking lizard showed you dress to impre-?” “YES! 😁😁😁🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😜😉😉😜😜omg😜😜😜😜😜😉🤯💅💅💅💅” she replied, instantly excited over the mention of the game by name. Rehab guy began writing notes in >*~-THE BOOK OF NOTES-~*<. “Blythe, you have a serious addiction to roblox games, in order to get you under control….” The words seemed to blur out after that in her mind. Her fingers began pointing to the assortment of clothes around the rehab room. “Blythe.. Blythe.. BLYTHE!!!” rehab guy yelled, finally catching her attention. “What are you doing??” he asked, to which Blythe replied, “Dressing💅up..” Blythe addiction had worsened to the point she thought the real world had turned into Dress to Impress, perchance a side effect of her withdrawal. She had to be strapped down to a stretcher as she began to lash out when the game was taken from her and she halucinated themse before her “NO! NO ! A FUR COMBO! I WONT LOOSE TO A FUR COMBO!” she screeched. And was locked away in a paddedroom.
#lps 2012#littlest pet shop#lpscommunity#fanfic#pennyling develops black mold poisoning#blythe is still insane#um.. wheres vinnie..?
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Will- Babies Birth Alphabet
A= Aftercare After Birth (How they act after you finish giving birth?):
Will would hold the baby in his arms refusing to put them down after they were born. He was just so in love. He also wanted me to rest up as much as possible.
B= Baby (Who is the baby more like? The baby's personality?):
The baby is the complete opposite of what Ella was like when she was born. The baby is quiet and only really grumbles when hungry. Looks wise I can definitely see more Halstead genes in them.
C= Care Taking (Who takes care of the baby more? Do you have someone else take care of the child?):
We take turns as much as possible but with Wills job it's hard since sometimes he will be working late or early or even through the night. Ella is fantastic though always wanting to help.
D= Delivery (How they act when you are in labor, do they stay in the room or outside the room?):
I managed to have a water birth which was so much better than when I had Ella in the hospital. My midwife came to mine and Wills house when I went into labour. Will took Ella to Jays place to stay the night and the next day. Will having done this before was great. It was like having two midwives with me rather than one.
E= Emergencies (How do they act when something happens to the baby? If something happens during labor how do they react?):
Delivery went well. The baby was born healthy.
F= Friends/Family (Who visits you in the hospital?):
Since we had the baby at home, Jay and Ella are the first to come over, followed by Erin shortly after. After giving Ella a week to adjust we allow more of our friends to come over a few at a time.
G= Gender(s) (What do you have?):
The baby is a boy that we named Alex.
H= Hair Color (What hair color does the baby inherit):
Alex definitely inherited Will's hair and eye colour. Definitely a Halstead boy.
I= Illness (How do they react when the baby gets sick for the first time? How about when the baby is ill for a while?):
After a few months Will and I notice a few red spots developing on both Alex and Ella. Chicken pox. Much easier to deal with when it comes to Alex, but Ella won't stop scratching so we make them both wear mittens.
J= Job (When do you go back to work?):
I go back to work 6 months after giving birth. Alex goes with Will to the day care at Med.
K= Kisses (Do they kiss the baby?):
Yes Will loved showering the baby in kisses, so does Ella, but both of us won't let anyone else kiss Alex.
L= Love (Do they fall in love with the baby right away? What do they love the most about the baby?):
Yup. Even Ella fell in love immediately (even though she wanted the baby to be a girl).
M= Movement (How do they react to baby first crawling and walking?):
It was just as magical as when I first saw Ella crawl and walk. Will worries about the house being properly baby proofed.
N= New People (Taking baby to meet the rest of their/your work colleagues.):
I took Alex to meet my coworkers when he was 5 months old. I wanted to wait until the chicken pox had cleared and then time just slipped away.
O= On Time (Are they there by time you go into labor? Do they arrive before or after the baby is born? How do they feel if they are late? Is the baby on time?):
He was there the whole time. I was induced so within 2 days baby was here.
P= Pain (How do they react to seeing you in pain due to the contractions? How do they handle seeing you in pain during labor?):
Will was fantastic giving me words of encouragement. He would wipe my forehead with cool cloth.
Q= Questions (Do they ask the midwife a lot of questions? Do they keep asking if they are doing something right when they are doing something with the baby?):
No he knows what's happening and what to do.
R= Resting (Do they get a lot of rest when the baby is born? Do they stay awake at night worrying about the baby?):
We both rest well. Neither of us worry to much because what's that going to do? Baby sleeps in our room with us until they are a year old so we can keep an eye on him.
S= Singing to the Baby (Do they sing to the baby, or do they listen to you sing to the baby? What is their favorite song to sing to the baby?):
Both will and I sing to the baby. Ella loves singing any Disney song she can think of not only to Alex but to me and Will as well.
T= Talking to the Baby (Do they use baby talk?):
Will definitely uses baby talk when he thinks no one will listen.
U= Underneath the Man/Woman's Heart (How do they truly feel about having a child? Do they feel as though they are ready for a baby?):
Will loves being a dad. He said he felt ready the moment he met me.
V= Vision as in Supervision (Do they keep a close eye on the baby? Do they have someone watching the baby at all times?):
Yes, but not in a overbearing way. If Alex has a cold Will knows exactly what to give him to make him feel better.
W= When the Baby is Born (What day is the baby born. Are they off work? At work?):
Baby was born on a Tuesday at 8:32pm
X= X-mas (What's their first Christmas like?):
Our first Christmas was magical. Ella and Alex both got spoiled rotten by me Will and all our friends.
Y= Yawning (How tired do they get when dealing with the baby? Their reaction to the baby yawning?):
I get more tired than Will does. When Alex yawns Will puts him down for a sleep and makes sure that me and him take a nap (although Ella wants to usually play, she will come and join a nap for an hour or so).
Z= ZZZ (How much sleep after the baby is born?):
We all sleep pretty good.
#one chicago imagine#one chicago#chicago med#chicago med imagine#will halstead#will halstead x you#will halstead x reader#will halstead x yn#will halstead imagine
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This shit-post is dedicated to my weird ass friends and the most out of pocket things they've said that I've written in the quote book I've kept in my notes since 2019. Enjoy:
The mayonnaise did wonders for my hair. -P
The Holy Spirit does not want to suck your balls. -E
That's the scariest thing about Halloween...young women. -N
You can put long pasta in there! -E You mean spaghetti? -M
I don't know what blood type I am, is there an app for that? -G
You already said you wouldn't eat my ass -E
What's your major? -K Oh, I'm American. -G
I'm gonna shit in that trash can. -G
Are we about to exchange insurance cards? -J
I'm pretty sure I don't wanna warm my pussy by the fire. -M
Ugh, I don't wanna be a femboy! -M
If you're so worried about the angles then just stick your fingers in the hole. -M
I wish I could be off the grid. -M Like homeless people? -E
Who needs bleach when you have discharge. -J
Why are there panties in your hat? -G
I think I'm mentally disabled. -M No, you're just mentally ill. -E
It could be a deer with down syndrome. -D
I remember when the only app they had was angry birds. -J
Now that's the kind of guy who should be reproducing. -J
Cute rhymes with stupid. -N
No arms, no legs, not even living. But watches porn. -R
Sweaty balls doesn't sound very appetizing. -T
You're starting to look like a real girl again. -N
I always poop in other people's houses. It's how I establish dominance. -T
No sir, I am from Boston. All I know is drink coffee and cuss. -M
The gas station bathroom was treacherous. Pretty sure I saw blood on the walls. -C
If it doesn't cure you, it'll kill you! -Z
Bone dry dunes? That's where you go when you run out of cum. -E
I live by the thee S's: serve, slay, survive. -G
I will not participate in the ass licking. -E
You white people always have cool ancestors. My ancestors were slaves. -S My ancestors were responsible for that. -G
That gives me a free pass to call you a bitch. I'll take it. -N
Would anyone wanna buy my wick-less candles? Shameless plug I know. -K
C'mere, come into my womb. -G
I like your dads meat. -E
Our family funds the entire therapy on the north shore. -B
You can't be this smart w/o massive mental health problems. -B
She doesn't like gay people? -M Nope, she's up in the air about black people too. -P
We're back to our regularly scheduled racism. -R
That's abortion money, not pedicure money. -K
I'm gonna give you a disability if you don't stop. -M
I can always fuck up chicken. Especially the breast. -N
Nice parking job Alabama. Was your sister giving you head while you were driving? -N
I don't think calories are real. I've never seen one. -M
Do you even know what man boobs are? -E It's literally in the name. -M
Can't men flick their nipples off? -E
Well, 5 out of 6 of us were born with a full spine. -E
What's the point of having a gf if you can't objectify her? -N
Mother fucker we don't own straws. We broke as shit. -N
You're like a lollipop triple dipped in psycho flavor. -P
What are you just not gonna feed your kid so you can afford to go to Disney? -A
Do you think she's trans? Like she was a dude and now she's a guy? -N You mean she was a dude and now she's a girl? -M
The boogeyman wants to suck you're toes. -M He would never, he's asexual. -P
We need a new toilet. -P This is American made! This is a quality toilet! -A
There's no one as Irish as Barack Obama. -N
She called me autistic! -P Well, it couldn't hurt to get tested. -A
The shirt says 'wicked strong' -M It should say 'wicked annoying' -N
What bitch is blowing up your phone? -M Literally your Dad. -N
I'm a white girl, of course I love cheese. -S
Why do bad things keep happening to me? Don't they know who I am! -N
It's because I feel safe here. -M Well, maybe you shouldn't. -N
The real magic happens when you embrace the delusion. -K
Oh look, the Trump tower! What if it just blows up? -R
I'm gonna be honest, I didn't finish the Bible. It's on my DNF shelf. Adam and Eve? I need enemies to lovers. -B
A woman bit me, I'm gonna become a prostitute. No! -S
Technically, I'm bisexual. -M You're too old for labels. -G
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@drippingheart has requested a story : The flower crown was long tossed to the ground; the pollinators would treat it with more kindness than Megumi ever could. Hands busied themselves with the lint inside the pockets of the oversized hoodie he donned. It was strange that a such a stupid little action was both a comfort call-back to childhood while being completely annoying. The teenager already began the process of picking the onyx fibres from beneath cracked fingernails. ❛ Do you ever cry . . seeing so many people you talk to and make friends with die? ❜
Would Kaen even feel the slightest hint of melancholy when Megumi died? Megumi barely mattered when it came to the sorcerers he interacted on a regular basis; why would he matter to an entity who lived countless lives? He never could understand why people wanted to live forever. Naturally, the irrational desire was born out of the fear of the death, of the unknown, yet eternal life sounded absolutely dreadful to him. Lonely. Pointless.
𝑼𝒏𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅.
Ah , what insolent youth ( woe , gone are the days ) . There was a time , once , when the offense of casting off an offering from THE IMMACULATE itself would have dropped jaws , raised brows , clutched pearls ; altogether considered b l a s p h e m o u s in nature to dismiss a god-given gift , no matter how insulting to own existence. But that was many ages ago , and Kaëltyr was notorious for making exceptions ( perhaps one too many in recent years ) . Megumi was just such someone whom held their favor , so his disregard did not wound them anymore than did his usual abrasive disposition. If anything , it made for an a m u s i n g occasion ( & he did humor them for all of a few moments , indulging them just long enough to appease the great entity’s childish whims ) . No doubt there shall come others , this creature may be virtuous in nature but such did not stop them from being QUITE A MENACE to those they liked ( never ill-intentioned , of course , it may be a curse but kaëltyr’s mischief was simply thus ; a play , a whimsy ) .
Besides , now they had EVIDENCE of the whole debacle ! They held claim to a silly little photo on their phone ( one they swore never to show anyone else ) . It was , in truth , more of keep-sake for themself than for another anyhow ; the curse oft’ made for a selfish sort when it came to m e m o r i e s .
As they sit together there in the wood , Kaen reclines back against the rough-hewn bend of a tree trunk , relaxed in the teen’s presence and unconcerned for the rest of the world continuing to turn around them in all its ever-miserable chaos. But amid it , stands Megumi – their friend , their so-called big brother – in all his own harrowed glory. Kaen is not at all oblivious to the energy he possesses ( & never has been ) ; the shadows which so become him , the immense negativity he exudes harkening them like open wound to starving predator in waiting. Lucky that he has managed to earn t h e i r company and not that of a curse less controlled , less stable.
His question is warranted , and not one unfamiliar ( but it remains as one they loathe to answer ) . Kaen sighs heavily , dropping pretense as they speak , their tone taking on a more mannered , more r e s o n a t e quality which seizes the wood to still and silence , ❝ Would y'doubt that I do ? ❞ They ask in return , ❝ Since the beginning , I’ve always felt so deeply rooted with others. I didn't lie about that. I sought the company of humanity for thousands of lifetimes over , and even more did I experience what it was like t'see friends and lovers die. ❞ A beat. Kaen turns , looking over at the teen , expression somber. ❝ Every loss , Megumi , I remember. Every loss , I’ve been wounded by , even if not my own fault. M'heart breaks each time. Sorrow , death , destruction – these , all bedfellows to me. And yes , I’ve c r i e d over people before. And will likely do so again. I hold no shame for that. Jus' as I’ll hold no shame for grieving the loss of your life when it inevitably comes. ❞
#❧ ⸺ how can ( queue ) say there is no story here ? ❞#❧ ⸺ ch. kaen | answered ❞#❧ ⸺ ch. kaen | verse xii: jjk ❞#drippingheart
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525) d-d-dont lllook-k-k-k-k at-t-t mmme
dont look at me
drive with blurry eyes
heaving behind the wheel
don't look at me
stopped in traffic
dont check the rearview
dont look to the side
bathed in red stop lights
dont look at me
struggle to breathe
i cant breathe
stop altogether and
hyperventilate
dont watch me
and my trembling teeth
clenched in a grimace
get out of my car at walmart
wiping them dry
hold it together
just till you get behind the wheel again
they can tell, cant they
look at how pathetic you are
how ugly your face contorts
the wetness is still there
please dont look
wear my hat low over my eyes
i just need a phone charger
ill be gone soon
heaving on the way home
dont look at me
hide in my room
let it go
please
she is not battleship on the bed
not chess to play against
she is not sleeping on the phone with you
she is not holding out, too
she is not walking down the trail
or walking around her neighborhood
she is not holding your bicep close
she is not two hands sliding smoothly into each other
she is not fingertips on your torso
she is not the pretty notes of piano
she is not stalling to walk passed that lampost
she is not talking to you in the parking lot for 5 hours
she is not rummy in the backseat of your car
she is not making you catch your breath as she puts a clip in her hair
she doesnt want you staring while she waits tables
she is not periwinkle pink and baby blue and indigo
she is not falling into your arms while you gaze at stars
she is so lovely
she is so lovely
she is so lovely she is so lovely she is so lovely
why couldnt she just love only me?
she is letting you go
she is not here
she doesnt want to be here
to let you massage her back
to play her a waltz
to sing to her
to read stories to her until she sleeps
to let you listen to the rustling of her sheets
to bring her ice cream
to power me with electricity
to watch princess mononoke on your birthday
to talk about tattoos and sanrio characters
to keep plans in january
to call you precious
precious? how?
how could you say that to me?
look at me without looking
dont you see
stop looking
its not enough
i hear my roommate in the kitchen
so ill shut up for a minute
just dont listen to me sniffle
dont look at me
wipe snot across my face
its not enough
this contemptuous self destruction
this abhorrent love
these abominable hands
this decorated corpse
horrid mutt
arent you proud of them?
look at how beautiful this ruin is
you built this
why are you crying?
his girlfriend came over
be quiet a moment longer
hold it together and please
dont look at me
i cant even look at myself
is snot a good face mask?
do the tears in my hair look good as i
curl up on the floor again
does the mucus puddle look
appealing on the hardwood
as it drips from my nose
as it sticks in my hair
as i slam my head on the ground
until my vision flashes out and my brain rattles
am i ugly enough yet?
okay theyre gone
you can make a little noise as you heave up ashes
as your teeth st-t-tutter every w-w-word you say
while they c-c-chatter
u-u-u-uglyyy
d-d-d-dont llllllleave
not againnnnn nnnnot ag-g-g-gainnn
wwwwho c-c-c-could everrrrr lllllove yyyyyou?
wwwwhen you burn it all down?
immmmmmm s-s-s-s-orr--r-r-r-rryyyy
yyyyouuuu r-r-ruiiin everythhhhinnng
wwwwwhyyy st-t-t-tilll
wwwwwhy herrrrr
w-w-w-w-hy ammm iiiiiii n-n-n-n-not en-n-n-n-nough
wwww-why isssss this-s-s-s nnnot gooooood-d-d ennnnough?
illl d-d-d-do annnnythhinnnng ann-n-n-nythingg anything anything
wwwwwhy whyyy w-w-w-w-why why why why
p-p-p-p-pleeeeeeeease p-p-pleassse pl-l-l-lease please please
n-n-n--n-no nnnnno n-no nnno no no no no
nnnn-n-n-nobody loo-k-k-k-k atttt m-m-m-m-me
itssssss s-s-s-soooo d-d-d-dark-k-k-k-k
#writing#poetry#poem#spilled ink#poeticstories#twcpoetry#fuck this im getting drunk#ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly
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the cipher warfare all hath come and gone, and yet thou haven't got a code anon! So try your hand at solving one I sent, knowledge is power, and a time well-spent
aw how thoughtful!! ok lets see
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50/50 this is going to be a sbeve moment. lets see
th ph r wa f e l a ome n gone, an y t o a 't o co anon! ry you ha at ol in n I sen nowl dg s p w nd i e w ll- pe t
or um um. maybe its the number of colored letters in each word...?
1 3 3 2 3 1 2 0 1 2 2 3 2 1 1 0 2 1 1 2 3 2 2 3 1 4 1 1 2 1 2
or ummm umm ill look at the meter. ill look at the meter. thats more my speed anyway
the cipher warfare all hath come and gone, and yet thou haven't got a code anon! So try your hand at solving one I sent, knowledge is power, and a time well-spent
all of it seems to be iambic, save for "knowledge," and pentameter as well...
im just. im just putting this in my pocket for when im less tired... if any of yall wanna try your hand go ahead, tho id like to try and solve it myself another time so if u can keep the answer apart from me thatd b rad...
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M O N T Y ⋆˙⟡♡ O R T E G A
v i s a g e ᯓ m u s i n g ᯓ c o n n e c t i o n s ᯓ p i n t e r e s t
"darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.” — Martin Luther King, Jr.
Name: Jackson "Monty" Ortega Birthdate: June 12, 1981 Sexuality: Homosexual Occupation: Bartender and cook at Aurora Birth Place: Boston, MA Residence: Cardinal Hill Height: 5'9"
[ background ]
TW: Religion, discrimination
Born to immigrant parents who settled in Boston, MA. Jackson Almonte was the first and only son to parents Cecilia and Miguel Almonte following his four older sisters. His parents although born and raised in Mexico felt like they could provide their children a better life here in the Americas. Being the youngest of his home, Monty - as he prefered to be called - was always doted on and his accomplishments no matter how small were always praised.
Growing up his family were well involved in church, going to catholic services regularly. At first due to them being so new to the states and at church they made friends, but their family had always been deeply religious and followed the bible's teachings as well as they could. Monty himself had grown to deeply love his religion and became an altar boy.
It wasn't until his teenage years where Monty became interested in 'talking to people 'dating' and exploring a life outside of the church where he began to learn more and more about himself. He's never been interested in girls his age no matter how much time he spent around them. He did however stare a little too long at the boys around his age. Finding things about them that peaked his curiosity and made him feel attraction.
The first boy he ever liked was another altar boy in his church and while the two felt the same the other boy's family outed them out to the rest of the church. It didn't take long for criticism to make their way around the parish, leading his parents to abandon that church in order to keep him safe and to quell the prejudice remarks and dirty looks sent his way.
While everyone in the church began spewing words and condamnments his way, his parents supported and encouraged Monty to be the best individual that he could be. No matter what others say about him, or the words thrown his way. They showed him what a devoted and loving family unit they were and because of them Monty never had to hide behind a facade.
After this incident Monty couldn’t really care much for people outside his family. Their view on him or his doings meant nothing to him and he much better preferred to stick to himself. He did get in lots of fights with others, most of which he picked himself.
By the year he graduated high school, Monty had set up a secret fight club - switching scene every week in order to stay under the radar. There was something satisfying about beating someone’s face in with no ill will behind his actions. It was all purely for release.
For college, Monty, wanting to explore new places, applied to college in Chicago and his family followed him there. They were an ever present shield of love at his side, and when he met his future husband they welcomed him with open arms too.
Finding love wasn't something that Monty ever really thought about. He wasn't used to giving himself away in such a way, but after meeting Nolan everything changed. It was unlike anything else he had ever experienced, and while at first he pretended to be annoyed by his very being, it took a little less than three encounters for Monty to not be able to get him out his head. He looked forwards to coming into work just so he could gawk, and occasionally meet the other's eyes.
It wasn't long before the two started seeing each other, which prompted a new challenge for their work place. Maintaining a proper relationship and working together seemed impossible back then, and while they were able to keep business as a priority neither wanted to compromise their livelihood leading to Monty founding a new place to work.
As they grew older, the two discussed marriage and their future together. While it was comfortable to remain where they were, Monty aided in Nolan's dreams of owning his own business and the two soon opened a bar. There they work to this day.
The pair soon after 'married' on their own accords until it became legal for them to be legally wed, and now they have everything they could ever truly dream of. A loving marriage, two beautiful and lively twins, and Aurora who has become an extension of themselves.
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Lunch. Or his actual name Junnosuke Kitagawa.
Hey same last name as Yusuke! Where's the crossover fanfiction!
I may as well put my data for the love club here.
It's data that should be readable, If not the best presented. IDK. It's once again almost 3am, so I should just wrap this up and get ready to sleep.
Here goes. After this shot
Love club answers for females
A.Do people say they want to protect you
A1- Pretty often (
A2. Not really
B. What kind of Music do you prefer
B1- Jazz
B2-Pop
C- How dedicated are you to your style?
C1- I won't change it for anyone
C2-I can changed
D- Men who wear expensive clothes
D1- I love their flashy ways
D2-not interested
E- what is a better decoration
E1- a crystal skull
E2- a stained glass mobile
Answering all 1s gets you Victor the vampire Demon Fuser!
So lets vary that result by answering Pop at Q2, and continue to pick 1s
F- you and your Boyfriend meet a demon
F1- Ill protect him
F2- Please protect me
G- what do you think of martial arts
G1- I'm actually interested
G2- I don't like violence
H- where would you go with your lover
H1- Id want to go outside
H2- Id want to spend time inside
i- what present would you get your lover
i1 - A home made cake
i2- clothes that fit him
Answering all 1s from change poin,You get, an actual child Yuichi
Picking C2 at question C. Rest all first option repeats the above
Picking the stained glass mobile after answering all 1 answers got me Original Kyouji Kuzunoha's in his currently stolen body.
Ok, lets try a different track
A
A1- Pretty often
A2. Not really )
Ohh new question
J- are you bored of your everyday life?
J1- its boring )
J-2 nope
K- what season do you like more
K1- winter
K2- summer
L:- Eternal life or eternal beauty
L1- Life
L2- Beauty
M-what do you think of age differences
M1- age is nothing but a number
M2- they're kind of icky
M2-Kyouji
By picking A2, J1, K2 I got a new question
N- what do you think of talkative guys?
N1- fine in my book
N2- … not my type
N2 got me a new question
O- what do you think about willpower?
O1- It can make dreams come true
O2- Life doesn't work that way
O2 picked
P- would you eat your favorite food forever?
P1- it would be heaven
P2- Id get tired of it someday
P2 picked
Q- what do you look for in a man
Q1- he has to be cute
Q2- its all about personality
Q2- Got Spooky
Lets go back and pick O1
New question
R- what would you drink with your lover
R1- Tea
R2- coffee
R1- Spooky is a tea drinker apparently
P2- gets me Lunch
Q1 leads to new question
S- the latest Fads…?
S1- I keep up with them
S2- Im not interested in them
Six is gotten by keeping up with latest fads
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Funny for the guys, saying you believe in god, that you a wizard, and that you can talk with demons all the time, results in no girlfriend for you.
#Lunch (devil summoner)#Junnosuke Kitagawa#devil summoner soul hackers#kplays#infomation#is this a walkthough?#maybe?#sorta
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it’s been controversial opinion time on my blog bois and tonight is No Different
#personal post#if were cancelling c*berp*nk you better also cancel the w*tcher bc its made by the same company#and we should have cancelled b*oware in ... i dont know#2010? for the way they wrote j*cob and definitely shouldnt have bought *ndr*meda after they way they treated kr*m in d*i or s*ra’s mental he#alth or v*v*enne by clearly making her this evil stepmother type#or the entire concept of the q*nari in general#d*d should be cancelled bc the original w*tc books were FILLED w pr*blem*tic shit#like every classic fantasy everything has to be cancelled#f*r cr* 5???? didnt actually follow thru on the political message it CLAIMED IN OLD E*3S* to be making#and going ‘you get to kill f*scists’ and then making you sympathize w them#bad look (aee plygns article abt this)#AND DO NOT GET ME WRONG these things should be redone and modernized etc#and its like both of these articles mentioned it was a brief snippet of a huge game#altho ill admit that the advertisement is a lot harder to explain esp after reading the artists interview answers#like its a terrible look 100% but asking for 100% id*ealogical p*rity is#esp if youve bought any games/material from any of these companies in the past like three years#g*me of thr*nes is full of problematic content esp regarding the few characters of color it /had/#idk idk idk#i just think its interesting esp w the m*ss *ff*ct stuff since it came out after#all of the other games including the d* ones which are all Problematique#also *ndromeda itself is problematic as hell and i dont feel like#anyone is really like ...... boycotting b*owars over it#also ... it is possible to consume Media Critically#like its possible to be repulsed and disgusted and condemn parts of a piece pf media amd be outraged#esp if its like what we’re seeing now bc it /is/ taking like gritty realism to its extreme without a clear attempt at subversiom#even though those involved say it comes later#its just idk idk idk
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V NSFT alphabet
Sometimes your brain fucks around and you end up liking a guy who looks like he has a couple Type O Negative cds kicking around somewhere
18+ for filth
A = Aftercare
V just wants to rest for a bit with you, and enjoy the closeness and affection you so kindly give him. He keeps his arms wrapped around you and his face buried in your neck
B = Body Part
He's not incredibly picky but he does love a good pair of legs and they're even better wrapped around his waist
C = Cum
V has a thing for facials. He'll swipe his thumb across your covered face and press it between your lips to let you taste him. He praises you for allowing him the pleasure
D = Dirty Secret
V wants to be tied to the bed as used however you want. He knows he'd likely be unable to move in the morning but it'd be worth the pain
E = Experience
Unless you count Vergil's experiences then V has exactly zero
F = Favourite Positions
Watching you bounce on his cock is the closest he'll ever get to seeing something truly divine in his life. Close second is laying side by side in bed in the morning while still half asleep
G = Goofy
He doesn't take sex anywhere nearly as serious as Vergil does. V isn't above making a dry joke here and there or laughing, he knows just how short life can be so he's gonna enjoy it this time around
H = Hair
His body is completely hairless naturally which is kinda strange
I = Intimacy
He was too afraid to be close to anyone while he was Vergil. He desperately wanted love, affection and closeness but couldn't let himself have it. V isn't making that mistake twice
He'll gladly hold hands and say sweet nothings or keep his forehead pressed to yours while buried inside of you. Sex with him is intimate and vulnerable no matter how kinky it gets
J = Jack-Off
He much prefers your hands stroking him to his own and typically he'd rather wait to be with you. If he's away demon hunting for too long then he will take matters into his own hands literally. If he's feeling wild then he'll actually call you while he's masturbating, he doesn't hide what he's doing from you at all
K = Kink
Bondage, domination, submission, facials, one giant praise kink and body painting. If you let him then he'll spend hours recreating Blake's art on you
L = Location
As long as you have some privacy then he's fine. He doesn't like having sex in the shop after the time everyone overheard what the two of you were getting up to
M = Motivation
The easiest way to get him hard is to straddle his lap while he's reading. If he wants to toy with you, he'll keep his eyes on his book and make you work for his attention
N = No
Not really into pain play, giving or receiving. Some forms of pain remind him of being a servant of Mundus and he could go without being reminded of that constantly
O = Oral
He has no preference for giving or receiving they're both bliss. V knows exactly how to use his mouth to his advantage and he's perfectly fine spending some time on his knees
P = Pace
He wants to enjoy it and take his time, anything else almost feels like a waste. There's no rush, neither of you are going anywhere
Q = Quickie
Not his thing
R = Risk
As long as it doesn't hurt or put either of you into a possibly really embarrassing situation then he's willing to hear you out if you're curious about trying something new
S = Stamina
The trick of being chronically ill is having good days and bad days. On a good day, he's actually capable of going multiple rounds. If he feels like death warmed up then he might only feel up to light petting if that
T = Toy
All for them. He's not going to feel emasculated by a toy, that's just insane. Using toys on him is more than welcome too, clear fleshlights are the most fun to him
U = Unfair
V is all about teasing throughout the day. Light touches when no one is looking, quiet promises of what he'll do to you later and whispered threats of punishment if you can't behave yourself
He's not above making you beg to cum if he wants to hear it
V = Volume
Shamefully loud on accident. V tries to muffle himself but his moans and gasps can be heard faintly the next room over
W = Wild Card
Mark him down as wax play curious. Trish casually mentioned massage candles in a conversation with Nico and Lady and his interest was piqued
X = X-Ray
Perfectly average when soft and uncut clocking in at 5 inches. He's a grower though having more slightly more length than girth. If you're curious, his tattoos end just above the base of his dick
Y = Yearning
Mid-high but it ultimately depends on the day
Z = ZZZ
He's awake long enough to enjoy the afterglow and closeness for a few minutes. If you don't have anywhere to go afterwards then he's content to sleep for a bit
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Taehyung Fluff A-Z
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A= Attractive (what do they find attractive about the other?)
Tae finds the amount of passion you have for your job and the things you love the most attractive on you.
B= Babies (do they want a family? why or why not?)
We all know Tae wants a family. I think the settled number of kids between the 2 of you would be 3 or 4. He just wants to show you how much he loves and cares for you and your family, he wants so many kids because he has so much love to give.
C= Cuddles (how do they cuddle?)
Tae isn’t too much of a cuddler. When he’s having a bad day, he would love to come home and crawl into your arms. Let’s be honest here, Tae just likes to be anywhere in your presence.
D= Dates (what are dates with him like?)
Tae would take you on dates for your anniversary’s. like, 1 month, 6 months, 1 year, 2 years, etc. At each anniversary, the gifts he brings you would slowly get more and more expensive until one day he gets you a ring and asks you to be his wife.
E= Everything; you are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world.. etc.)
You are my everything.
F= Feelings (when did he know he was in love?)
Tae knew he was in love with you when he took you to an aquarium for a date and you stared at the sea creatures with amazement. (He thought you looked adorable, and he couldn’t wait to have more dates like this!)
G= Gentle (are they gentle? if so, how?)
I think Tae is the gentlest member tbh. None of them would obviously treat you like glass, but Tae wouldn’t rough around with you very much, he just doesn’t like seeing you in pain (especially if it’s because of him).
H= Hold hands (how does he hold hands/ how much? does he like it?)
Ill just say this, he hasn’t put your hand down since the second you said yes to being his girlfriend.
I= Impression (his/your first impression/s)
Obviously, he thought you were beautiful, but he also thought you looked really smart and generous. The second he saw you he knew he would regret it if he didn’t ask you out (who would say no tho?).
J= Joker (is he into pulling pranks?)
He pulls pranks on the members a lot with you around, but he never purposely pulls pranks on you. One time, he and Jungkook were in the middle of a prank battle and when you came home, you got covered in shaving cream.
“OMGGG babieee!!! im soooo sorryyyyyyy that was meant for Jungkook!!!”
Of course, you accepted his apology, but he stopped pulling pranks after that day bc he didn’t want to accidentally prank you again.
K= Kisses (how does he kiss?)
Tell me you have a kissing addiction without telling me you have a kissing addiction. Man has an addiction to your lips. He NEVER, I repeat, NEVER leaves your lips alone. The boys even tell him to tone it down when they’re around.
L= Little things (what little things does he love/notice?)
He notices how you treat Yeontan like your child. You don’t ignore Yeontan (who would) and sometimes Tae feels second place to his own dog bc you love that dog sm.
M= Memory (his favorite memory with you)
Definitely the aquarium date. Nothing will beat that, not even your wedding day.
N= Nickel (does he spoil you?)
He spoils you with love and affection so why would you need his money? He does however, like spending money on you so a lot of your dates can also be just going to shopping centers and buying the whole stores.
O= Orange (what color reminds him of you?)
Orange reminds him of you because the color often gives a feeling of warmth and energy. You're such a warm and easy going person and Tae loves it.
P= Pet names (what pet names does he use for you?)
Baby (mutual); Taetae (you to him); Nae sarang (him to you)
Q= Questions (what questions is he always asking you?)
"Are you happy?" He just worries that he's not enough for you and he wants you to be happy.
R= Remember (his favorite memory of you?)
It's a tie between the aquarium date and whenever you play with kids. Both times, you were adorable.
S= Sad (how does he cheer you up?)
He cuddles and tries to make you giggle. Sometimes if he can't make you giggle, he gives you a shoulder to cry on so you can just cry it out, sometimes he's a listener and just listens to your problems while comforting you.
T= Talking (what do you guys talk about)
Your future. You guys often talk about the future you guys have. He likes to be on the same page.
U= Universe; use a metaphor, what are they to each other? (e.g. he was the universe, ever-changing and mysterious)
"This relationship is my compass, it shows me where I belong".
V= Very ____; their thoughts about each other (e.g. she’s very smart, he’s very stubborn, they’re very annoying etc.)
He's very weird.
She's very adorable.
W= Why (reasons why he loves you)
He love you because you are you. You don't change for anyone and he loves it.
X= Xylophone (what’s your song?)
Yummy by Justin Bieber.
Y= You are the ____ to my ____ (e.g. you are the cookies to my milk, the macaroni to my cheese)
You are the light to my dark tunnel.
Z= Zebra (what pet would you two adopt together?)
Why adopt a pet when he has Yeontan?
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Yandere alphabet for Severus
Warning: Yandere
Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?
Severus shows his love through looks, long and tight hugs, potions he makes just for you and being more gentle toward you. Because Severus is not the best at showing love and affection, it will not get very intense, only if he is feeling very emotional which only happens sometimes.
Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?
Severus would do anything for you, he would use sectumsempra, bleeding someone who wants to hurt you and come home, blood dripping from his clothes and hair, both his and the person's. No matter who it is, a fellow death eater, a muggle, he will do whatever it takes to protect you
Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?
Severus would treat you well, he loves you so much that he wishes to keep you for himself. He would only hurt your feelings if he was angry and would not know better, not having someone as close as you before. He will not understand if he hurt your feelings, however, he would feel angry with himself if he hurt you.
Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling's will?
Sometimes Severus will slip potions into your food or drinks to make you feel better or make you well if you are ill. Apart from that, Severus would not do anything against your will.
Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?
At the start, Severus is very closed and will not tell you anything about his past. However, as time goes on, Severus will tell you everything about his childhood, trauma and past.
Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?
Severus would feel sad and be angry that you would not want to stay with him. He would consider slipping a love potion into your food to keep you docile for him.
Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?
Severus doesn't really enjoy you trying to escape, it hurts him, as he has a terrible fear of abandonment. He would be angry and give you the silent treatment and might slip potions into your food or drink.
Hell: What would be their darling's worst experience with them?
The silent treatment. Severus is very good at giving you the silent treatment and sometimes you don't even know why. This will make you feel even more alone than you have ever been, Severus not listening if you ask for help, food or water until you beg for his forgiveness.
Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?
Severus just wants you to stay with him, your future is with him. You are his, his stress relief, his love. The future is unknown and he will take one step at a time with you
Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?
Severus gets jealous, although he does not say. Severus will, with his worry of being abandoned will stare at a person who is the reason for the jealousy, anger in his eyes. If you reciprocate, Severus will give you the silent treatment for as long as he sees fit.
Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?
Severus acts more gentle around you, he lets go of his walls to protect himself and he melts into your person.
Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?
He was awkward to approach you, meeting you in school, you became friends, however, you lost contact. When you become a professor at Hogwarts, Severus is even more awkward but approaches you with memories of school.
Mask: Are their true colours drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?
Inside, Severus is quite sad and needs someone to be with like you. He can open up to you, show his kinder and gentler side which he hides to protect himself from those who want to hurt him.
Naughty: How would they punish their darling?
Silent treatment, Severus can not talk to you or even react to your voice if you have been bad. This makes you frustrated and angry at Severus, however, he will not talk until he believes it is right. Severus will also if you agree, with sex, tying you up and fucking you until you apologise and spew forgiveness from your quivering mouth.
Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?
Not many, he will want to make sure that you do not leave him or hurt him. The ring which he have you has a little tracker inside so he knows where you are so he can make sure you are safe and not in places you should not be.
Patience: How patient are they with their darling?
It depends, on some things like your worries he is very patient, however, if you get annoyed at him, don't do as he says or try to leave, Severus is not at all patient with you.
Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?
It will be hard for Severus to move on. Like with Lily, he will feel his heartbreak in two. He will spend a lot of time grieving and being unable to believe that you are gone.
Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?
Slightly, however, he believes that you being with him is more important than you being free and without him.
Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?
His childhood, worry of isolation and people leaving him. Therefore, he wants to make sure that you will always stay with him by taking you to be his.
Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?
Severus will not know what to do, having never have had to look after someone who is giving off these emotions. He will at first withdraw from you and then, when you do not stop will hold you until you stop.
Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?
Severus does not show how in love he is with you, he keeps it inside him and only shows it after a while of you two being together.
Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?
When he gives you the silent treatment, he will not even look at you, allowing you to escape from him. He also gives you freedoms, and if you take the ring off he would find it harder to find you.
Wit's end: Would they ever hurt their darling?
In sex he will bite you, but apart from that, Severus would not want to hurt you, he adores you and would never want to see you hurt, especially by himself.
Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?
Severus adores you, your kindness and personality being a draw for him. He wishes to keep you and have your love all to himself, therefore he will very much revere you as a perfect and beautiful being which he wishes to keep as his.
Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?
Years and years. Severus is not good at understanding his emotions and it will take him a while to take you.
Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?
He may, when he is taken up entirely by emotion, then when he realises what he has done he will break himself by the emotion of what he did to you. He will try and make you better and happy again with him.
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