#ill just look for a+p r+s g+m

[chiistarri]

whos initials am i supposed to look for in slideshows now

[mononijikayu]

kinktober 2024 — kayu's version.

Satoru's grin softens as he looks at you, his fingers brushing a strand of hair from your face. His eyes are filled with something tender and deep, a look that makes your heart swell with affection.

He leans in, capturing your lips in a slow, languid kiss that seems to say everything he can't put into words. His hands are gentle as they explore your body, tracing every curve, every line, as if memorizing you by touch alone.

He pulls back slightly, his lips barely an inch from yours, his breath hot against your skin.

“You’re amazing, you know that?” he whispers, his voice low and full of emotion. "And tonight… tonight is all about you."

K I N K T O B E R 2 0 2 4 —

K A Y U ' S V E R S I O N

hello, this is kayu!!!

i write to you all as i prepare for my first ever participation with kinktober!!! its quite exciting and thrilling and i am just so happy to be able to finally be a part of a new world.

a lot of what im writing is going to be only for 18 and above and as such not safe for work. i hope my dear readers understand that this means that if you are not 18 and above — do not yet read. i will have safe for work content in between these periods. please read those!!!

in any case, i am most excited to share with you the things ive been working on for all of you. im very happy with how these stories are so far and im sure by the time they are finished — they'll be something ill be most proud of.

kinktober may seem like a quite an odd concept to some but its exciting to express a horizon of expression in a different way. and im excited to express stories that will be a different shade of me once again. i hope you enjoy them!!! i love you all!!! see you in october!!!

xoxoxoxo kayu

W H A T ' S C O O K I N G ! ?

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●OCTOBER 4TH 2024

♡ SINGER SUKUNA X SINGER READER

( e l a b o r a t e r o l e p l a y )

♯┆ why are you obsessed with me .ᐟ

— ryomen sukuna.

— no one knew how the feud of the bands started but people were here for it regardless. sukuna liked to push your buttons, you liked to push his. and really, it didn't matter. because he was here. and you were fun.

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●OCTOBER 11TH 2024

♡ PRIEST SUGURU X WIDOW READER

( f o r b i d d e n d a l l i a n c e )

♯┆ devotion .ᐟ

— geto suguru

— twenty years passed and you moved towns with your husband, to try and forget geto suguru, your lover turned priest. now you're a widow and after all that time, your heartbeats at the sight of father geto suguru, the town's priest.

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● OCTOBER 18TH 2024

♡ HUSBAND NANAMI X READER

( m a k e u p — c a r f u c k )

♯┆right people, wrong place .ᐟ

— nanami kento.

— you and your husband nanami kento have been estranged for a while. it was hard, hard to fathom that you and him would be separating, that he would choose duty over you. even when you drink, its his name you call to pick you up tonight.

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●OCTOBER 25TH 2024

♡ GOJO SATORU X WIFE READER

( f i r s t t i m e )

♯┆honeymoon .ᐟ

— gojo satoru

— arranged marriages are hard, even when you're the one who made it happen. after years of marriage (and subsequently falling in love), the two of you finally decide to go and embark on a honeymoon.

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●OCTOBER 31ST 2024

♡ FUSHIGURO TOJI X WIFE READER

( b r e e d i n g k i n k )

♯┆pillowtalk .ᐟ

— fushiguro toji

— if fushiguro toji was being honest, he'd always wanted a big family. after living a rather painful life in a loveless family, he wants to build a big, warm home. looking at it now, megumi's almost a year old. a new sibling in close age would be good, doesn't it?

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C O M I N G S O O N ! ?

[elosiahq]

THE BOOK OF BILL DECODED (Spoilers) (P3)

Heya bud, you aren't skipping the chapters are you? You aren't? That's good. But... just in case... HERE IS PART 2 IN ALL OF ITS GLORY.

READ IT. ITS A REAL KICKER! THE AUTHOR MUST BE SOME LUNATIC OR SOMETHING!

...

...

Oh.

FIRST ARE SOME THINGS THAT I FORGOT TO DIDN'T INCLUDE

These are a series of pictures with small details that lead to a secret website. As of right now, we don't actually know what the website does.

First image is on the page where Bill introduces us to the book of bill. This is how we get our website name: (ThisIsNotAWebsiteDotCom.com)

The second picture is in The Great Gatsby section where we find the doctor's name. (T.J.ECKLEBURG) Which is our password for the website

The last two images are in Bill's Quiz section, where if you look at the book from an almost level angle, you can see the words: "NEED A PASSWORD? FINE ILL TALK," or "ITS THE NAME OF THE EYEBALL DOC," depending on which side you look at it from.

(Eyeball doc referring to T.J.Eckleburg.)

Code(s) used: Billese

"Not a phase."

The barcode on the magazine page gives "Hey Nerd" when scanned

Code(s) used: AXOLOTL

"Even his lies are lies."

Code(s) used: Fordese

"Remember us."

OKAY, THAT SHOULD BE ALL FOR THINGS I DIDN'T INCLUDE EARLIER.

Code(s) used: RUNES

Lone survivor of the Euclidean massacre.

Code(s) used: A1Z26 Cipher

Can warp narrativity. Protect fourth walls.

Code(s) used: RUNES

Titans blood

(Titan's blood)

Code(s) used: RUNES

Suck it Merlin

Code(s) used: RUNES

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

(Yes, just the alphabet)

Um, yeah. OKAY BYE.

[drinkyourvillainjuice]

NSFW Alphabet - Teddie

Well, y'all really wanted one of these for Teddie. Seriously like four of you and counting. So, Teddie time.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Quiet, contemplative. A little apprehensive.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His own - throat. Bone rarely grows there. Partner - probably hands, cause he's a filthy hand holder.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

This guy goes off like a fucking cannon.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Aroused by fossils. /jk

I'm not sure. He's not a very sexual person.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Minimal. Maybe hooked up once or twice but I'm not even sure he's gone all the way with anyone.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Uhhh.

Whichever works with the current configuration of bones.

Yeah. Guy gets a raw deal.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Very serious. Might get an unexpected smile or two out of him though.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Groomed? Not.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Oscillates between passionate and intimate. Very intense about it.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Finds it completely embarrassing. Like he does it, but he finds it embarrassing.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Having to look, but not touch. Esp. if his partner is stripping off.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Just wherever's relatively comfortable and isn't gonna get fucking destroyed by spines.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Passion. Vulnerability. Trust.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Pain. Has too much of that already to be kinky about it.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Would rather receive than give because he'd be worried he was getting sharp pieces of face right up in his partner's sensitive areas.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Rough, but not fast. He doesn't want to fucking pulverise anyone with ill-placed growths.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

No to quickies: things are too much of an effort for him to want to get it over with fast. In terms of how often: if his partner's game to go, he probably is too. Depends on if his body is cooperating.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Hesitant on both. Sex is a bit of a fragile topic for him.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Doesn't have a whole lot of stamina for going multiple rounds. He can hold himself back for a bit though.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Nnnope.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He's not really a teaser.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Quiet. He growls, mutters, whispers into your ear.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

*first bars of megalovania*

Uhh pass. Like I mentioned, he's not v. experienced, hard to have detailed thoughts.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Even more bones.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Low. He's often in too much pain/discomfort to be horny.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Tries to stay awake, but fades relatively fast.

[my5unday]

Helloo everypet 💜 today me, @octonauter and one of our friends (who i dont think has tumblr) worked on the second chapter of that evil vinnil angst fanfic from a while ago err have fun reading 😭

(ALSO PLSS TELL ME YOU GUYS KNOW ABOUT THE JK ROWLING BLACK MOLD THEORY 😭😭)

It was the coldest day of the summer but the most humid, tere was a negative and uncomfortable energy that clung to the air of the petshopt. It was awfully quiet.. Apart from Sunils WICKED giggles. The other pets were huddled around the campfire singing the campfire song. “C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG” they chanted in unison. Sunil was in a secluded corner of the day camp, scheming up an evil plan. He felt that Vinnie had disrespected him immensely by launching him into the ocean then giving him cpr in front of Youngmee, Sue, Jasper.. YOU GET IT. To get back at him, Sunil had the grandiose idea to grow black mold in the petshop and give Vinnie black mold poisoning, because he is deathly allergic to it [most people are.. I think.. But hes worse]. Sunil used his magic to create black mold spores on the corner of the day camp he stood in front of. He then used his magic even more to speed up the spread of the black mold. He let out a wicked laugh, excited to get his revenge on that green goblin.

Speaking on thr vinnie, no one had seen him in two days. He hadnt showed up to the day camp at all. All the pets just assumed that vinnie had just stayed home. He heard coughing from the other side of the room, volient and deadly, sickening and heartstopping. He turned around, pennlyling collasped on the floor, clutching her stomach. The animation meme black goo poured from her mouth. The pets payed no mind to this and continued singing the camp fire song because it was more important than penyling not succumbing [cucumbing[cucumber] to a slow and painful death [C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁]. She was expenspensible in the senseless world. A baby panda like her was all too rare in the cat and dog world. Sunil rushed to Penny lings side, dousing the fire so the pets would shut the up for once. They all groaned in annoyance. Despite gaining this illness less than ten seconds ago she was dawned with the heroin chique, her facial struture bolden and cheeks caved in gibing her that sickly starving model look. “Oh my John Eclipse penny ling! What in dogs name happened to you?” Zoe asked, appalled and honestly disgusted. Pennyling tried to respond but only coughed violently in response. She became delirious and suddenly got the urge to write on-twitter…

“Fetch me my cellular, heathen!” Pennyling shouted like a queen, and Zoey quickly did as she was told, believing this request to be her dying wish. She snatched the cellular from Zoey and began writing her first tweet on her account “PLMofficial” [Penny Ling Moulding]. Her first tweet read “The mold would NEVER bless trans people #moldingout #themoldsaves #jesusmolds #moldlovesmeyesIknow” The mold had turned Penny Ling PROBLEMATIC!! Zoey starts to feel weird as the mold starts to corrupt her brain 2. The animation meme black goo pooled at the corner of her mouth as she became chronically online. Zoey snatched the phone off Pennyling and read her tweet. “Wait.. IM TRANS! IM TRANS AND SHES SAYING THIS ABOUT ME” Zoey yelled in her mind. Chronically online rage consumed her.. “I… I HAVE TO RATIO PENNY LING!”

SHe typed furiously on her own phone and  whipped up a horrible comment that we don[t get paid enough to show and PLMofficial Was so offended she spiraled into depression within 10 seconds and  typeda undercover compliment comment to self medicate her self.

¨fr¨ the comment read, and penny smiled to herself.¨ Inally, someone cares…………..”she said, but she realizwd she forgot to switch accounts! Üh oh wrong account she posted and became mad at ZOey for tricking her [she didn really but pennyling was delusional] And a fight started brewing!

***

Blythe meanwhile was in her room, eyes red from being awake for the past 3 days. She had a twisted smile on her face, one of pure insanity. Huddled underneath her blanket she clung onto her phone which was scorching hot from over using it, the extreme heat burning off her fingerprints. She was playing dressed to impressed, desprate for the role of top model, refusing to eat or sleep until she achieved her goal. Everyone was worried about her, Youngmee, Sue, Jasper, Mrs Twombly, her father, all the pets owners and cousins and all the kigs’ horses and all the king's men havent seen her since this addiction started. Mr baxter decided enough was enough and forcibly burst down her dor with a machine gun. Instantly exploding into pecices “blythey, this HAS to stop!” he cried “DAD not now! Im playing roblox.” he unplugged her phone wich had been running on -1 percent and she let out a shrill shreik. He slung her over his shoulder and marched out the door. “Your going to rehab!”

at the pet shop, all the pets starting to place bets on whod survive the fightn when all of a sudden… “GUYS! COME OVER HERE YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!” Russel shouted. Everyone ran over to see Blythe being forcibly pushed into the back of a cop car!? “RELEASE ME I WANT MORE MORE” Blythe screamed as the cops finally managed to shove her in and lock the car door behind her. As they drove off, Youngmee, Sue, Jasper, Mrs Twombly, her father, all the pets owners and cousin and all the king’s horses and all the king’s men stood there in shock when a somber voice broke the silence. A group of government official looking peeple walken up to the crowd. “We’re sorry, everyone,” they said, “but vinnie’s body has been found.”

Blythey sat in a room of the rehab facility, sitting on one of those loungey chairs at therapy. Her rehab guy began asking her questions. “So, Blythe, tell me when this addiction first started.” Blythe looked at the rehab guy with an ellie and mason LOOK 💜 “Four days ago.. A uh… talking lizard introduced me to the game” Rehab guy gave Blythe a confused look. “A talking lizard showed you dress to impre-?” “YES! 😁😁😁🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😜😉😉😜😜omg😜😜😜😜😜😉🤯💅💅💅💅” she replied, instantly excited over the mention of the game by name. Rehab guy began writing notes in >*~-THE BOOK OF NOTES-~*<. “Blythe, you have a serious addiction to roblox games, in order to get you under control….” The words seemed to blur out after that in her mind. Her fingers began pointing to the assortment of clothes around the rehab room. “Blythe.. Blythe.. BLYTHE!!!” rehab guy yelled, finally catching her attention. “What are you doing??” he asked, to which Blythe replied, “Dressing💅up..” Blythe addiction had worsened to the point she thought the real world had turned into Dress to Impress, perchance a side effect of her withdrawal. She had to be strapped down to a stretcher as she began to lash out when the game was taken from her and she halucinated themse before her “NO! NO ! A FUR COMBO! I WONT LOOSE TO A FUR COMBO!” she screeched. And was locked away in a paddedroom.

[themultifandomgal]

Will- Babies Birth Alphabet

A= Aftercare After Birth (How they act after you finish giving birth?):

Will would hold the baby in his arms refusing to put them down after they were born. He was just so in love. He also wanted me to rest up as much as possible.

B= Baby (Who is the baby more like? The baby's personality?):

The baby is the complete opposite of what Ella was like when she was born. The baby is quiet and only really grumbles when hungry. Looks wise I can definitely see more Halstead genes in them.

C= Care Taking (Who takes care of the baby more? Do you have someone else take care of the child?):

We take turns as much as possible but with Wills job it's hard since sometimes he will be working late or early or even through the night. Ella is fantastic though always wanting to help.

D= Delivery (How they act when you are in labor, do they stay in the room or outside the room?):

I managed to have a water birth which was so much better than when I had Ella in the hospital. My midwife came to mine and Wills house when I went into labour. Will took Ella to Jays place to stay the night and the next day. Will having done this before was great. It was like having two midwives with me rather than one.

E= Emergencies (How do they act when something happens to the baby? If something happens during labor how do they react?):

Delivery went well. The baby was born healthy.

F= Friends/Family (Who visits you in the hospital?):

Since we had the baby at home, Jay and Ella are the first to come over, followed by Erin shortly after. After giving Ella a week to adjust we allow more of our friends to come over a few at a time.

G= Gender(s) (What do you have?):

The baby is a boy that we named Alex.

H= Hair Color (What hair color does the baby inherit):

Alex definitely inherited Will's hair and eye colour. Definitely a Halstead boy.

I= Illness (How do they react when the baby gets sick for the first time? How about when the baby is ill for a while?):

After a few months Will and I notice a few red spots developing on both Alex and Ella. Chicken pox. Much easier to deal with when it comes to Alex, but Ella won't stop scratching so we make them both wear mittens.

J= Job (When do you go back to work?):

I go back to work 6 months after giving birth. Alex goes with Will to the day care at Med.

K= Kisses (Do they kiss the baby?):

Yes Will loved showering the baby in kisses, so does Ella, but both of us won't let anyone else kiss Alex.

L= Love (Do they fall in love with the baby right away? What do they love the most about the baby?):

Yup. Even Ella fell in love immediately (even though she wanted the baby to be a girl).

M= Movement (How do they react to baby first crawling and walking?):

It was just as magical as when I first saw Ella crawl and walk. Will worries about the house being properly baby proofed.

N= New People (Taking baby to meet the rest of their/your work colleagues.):

I took Alex to meet my coworkers when he was 5 months old. I wanted to wait until the chicken pox had cleared and then time just slipped away.

O= On Time (Are they there by time you go into labor? Do they arrive before or after the baby is born? How do they feel if they are late? Is the baby on time?):

He was there the whole time. I was induced so within 2 days baby was here.

P= Pain (How do they react to seeing you in pain due to the contractions? How do they handle seeing you in pain during labor?):

Will was fantastic giving me words of encouragement. He would wipe my forehead with cool cloth.

Q= Questions (Do they ask the midwife a lot of questions? Do they keep asking if they are doing something right when they are doing something with the baby?):

No he knows what's happening and what to do.

R= Resting (Do they get a lot of rest when the baby is born? Do they stay awake at night worrying about the baby?):

We both rest well. Neither of us worry to much because what's that going to do? Baby sleeps in our room with us until they are a year old so we can keep an eye on him.

S= Singing to the Baby (Do they sing to the baby, or do they listen to you sing to the baby? What is their favorite song to sing to the baby?):

Both will and I sing to the baby. Ella loves singing any Disney song she can think of not only to Alex but to me and Will as well.

T= Talking to the Baby (Do they use baby talk?):

Will definitely uses baby talk when he thinks no one will listen.

U= Underneath the Man/Woman's Heart (How do they truly feel about having a child? Do they feel as though they are ready for a baby?):

Will loves being a dad. He said he felt ready the moment he met me.

V= Vision as in Supervision (Do they keep a close eye on the baby? Do they have someone watching the baby at all times?):

Yes, but not in a overbearing way. If Alex has a cold Will knows exactly what to give him to make him feel better.

W= When the Baby is Born (What day is the baby born. Are they off work? At work?):

Baby was born on a Tuesday at 8:32pm

X= X-mas (What's their first Christmas like?):

Our first Christmas was magical. Ella and Alex both got spoiled rotten by me Will and all our friends.

Y= Yawning (How tired do they get when dealing with the baby? Their reaction to the baby yawning?):

I get more tired than Will does. When Alex yawns Will puts him down for a sleep and makes sure that me and him take a nap (although Ella wants to usually play, she will come and join a nap for an hour or so).

Z= ZZZ (How much sleep after the baby is born?):

We all sleep pretty good.

[ilbound]

@drippingheart has requested a story : The flower crown was long tossed to the ground; the pollinators would treat it with more kindness than Megumi ever could. Hands busied themselves with the lint inside the pockets of the oversized hoodie he donned. It was strange that a such a stupid little action was both a comfort call-back to childhood while being completely annoying. The teenager already began the process of picking the onyx fibres from beneath cracked fingernails.   ❛ Do you ever cry . . seeing so many people you talk to and make friends with die?  ❜  

Would Kaen even feel the slightest hint of melancholy when Megumi died? Megumi barely mattered when it came to the sorcerers he interacted on a regular basis; why would he matter to an entity who lived countless lives? He never could understand why people wanted to live forever. Naturally, the irrational desire was born out of the fear of the death, of the unknown, yet eternal life sounded absolutely dreadful to him. Lonely. Pointless.

𝑼𝒏𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅.

Ah , what insolent youth ( woe , gone are the days ) .  There was a time , once , when the offense of casting off an offering from THE IMMACULATE itself would have dropped jaws , raised brows , clutched pearls ; altogether considered b l a s p h e m o u s in nature to dismiss a god-given gift , no matter how insulting to own existence.  But that was many ages ago , and Kaëltyr was notorious for making exceptions ( perhaps one too many in recent years ) .  Megumi was just such someone whom held their favor , so his disregard did not wound them anymore than did his usual abrasive disposition.  If anything , it made for an a m u s i n g occasion ( & he did humor them for all of a few moments , indulging them just long enough to appease the great entity’s childish whims ) .  No doubt there shall come others , this creature may be virtuous in nature but such did not stop them from being QUITE A MENACE to those they liked ( never ill-intentioned , of course , it may be a curse but kaëltyr’s mischief was simply thus ; a play , a whimsy ) .

Besides , now they had EVIDENCE of the whole debacle !  They held claim to a silly little photo on their phone ( one they swore never to show anyone else ) .  It was , in truth , more of keep-sake for themself than for another anyhow ; the curse oft’ made for a selfish sort when it came to m e m o r i e s .

As they sit together there in the wood , Kaen reclines back against the rough-hewn bend of a tree trunk , relaxed in the teen’s presence and unconcerned for the rest of the world continuing to turn around them in all its ever-miserable chaos.  But amid it , stands Megumi – their friend , their so-called big brother – in all his own harrowed glory.  Kaen is not at all oblivious to the energy he possesses ( & never has been ) ; the shadows which so become him , the immense negativity he exudes harkening them like open wound to starving predator in waiting.  Lucky that he has managed to earn t h e i r company and not that of a curse less controlled , less stable.

His question is warranted , and not one unfamiliar ( but it remains as one they loathe to answer ) .  Kaen sighs heavily , dropping pretense as they speak , their tone taking on a more mannered , more r e s o n a t e quality which seizes the wood to still and silence , ❝ Would y'doubt that I do ? ❞  They ask in return , ❝ Since the beginning , I’ve always felt so deeply rooted with others. I didn't lie about that.  I sought the company of humanity for thousands of lifetimes over , and even more did I experience what it was like t'see friends and lovers die. ❞  A beat.  Kaen turns , looking over at the teen , expression somber.  ❝ Every loss , Megumi , I remember.  Every loss , I’ve been wounded by , even if not my own fault.  M'heart breaks each time.  Sorrow , death , destruction – these , all bedfellows to me.  And yes , I’ve c r i e d over people before.  And will likely do so again.  I hold no shame for that.  Jus' as I’ll hold no shame for grieving the loss of your life when it inevitably comes. ❞

[moeitsu]

This shit-post is dedicated to my weird ass friends and the most out of pocket things they've said that I've written in the quote book I've kept in my notes since 2019. Enjoy:

The mayonnaise did wonders for my hair. -P

The Holy Spirit does not want to suck your balls. -E

That's the scariest thing about Halloween...young women. -N

You can put long pasta in there! -E You mean spaghetti? -M

I don't know what blood type I am, is there an app for that? -G

You already said you wouldn't eat my ass -E

What's your major? -K Oh, I'm American. -G

I'm gonna shit in that trash can. -G

Are we about to exchange insurance cards? -J

I'm pretty sure I don't wanna warm my pussy by the fire. -M

Ugh, I don't wanna be a femboy! -M

If you're so worried about the angles then just stick your fingers in the hole. -M

I wish I could be off the grid. -M Like homeless people? -E

Who needs bleach when you have discharge. -J

Why are there panties in your hat? -G

I think I'm mentally disabled. -M No, you're just mentally ill. -E

It could be a deer with down syndrome. -D

I remember when the only app they had was angry birds. -J

Now that's the kind of guy who should be reproducing. -J

Cute rhymes with stupid. -N

No arms, no legs, not even living. But watches porn. -R

Sweaty balls doesn't sound very appetizing. -T

You're starting to look like a real girl again. -N

I always poop in other people's houses. It's how I establish dominance. -T

No sir, I am from Boston. All I know is drink coffee and cuss. -M

The gas station bathroom was treacherous. Pretty sure I saw blood on the walls. -C

If it doesn't cure you, it'll kill you! -Z

Bone dry dunes? That's where you go when you run out of cum. -E

I live by the thee S's: serve, slay, survive. -G

I will not participate in the ass licking. -E

You white people always have cool ancestors. My ancestors were slaves. -S My ancestors were responsible for that. -G

That gives me a free pass to call you a bitch. I'll take it. -N

Would anyone wanna buy my wick-less candles? Shameless plug I know. -K

C'mere, come into my womb. -G

I like your dads meat. -E

Our family funds the entire therapy on the north shore. -B

You can't be this smart w/o massive mental health problems. -B

She doesn't like gay people? -M Nope, she's up in the air about black people too. -P

We're back to our regularly scheduled racism. -R

That's abortion money, not pedicure money. -K

I'm gonna give you a disability if you don't stop. -M

I can always fuck up chicken. Especially the breast. -N

Nice parking job Alabama. Was your sister giving you head while you were driving? -N

I don't think calories are real. I've never seen one. -M

Do you even know what man boobs are? -E It's literally in the name. -M

Can't men flick their nipples off? -E

Well, 5 out of 6 of us were born with a full spine. -E

What's the point of having a gf if you can't objectify her? -N

Mother fucker we don't own straws. We broke as shit. -N

You're like a lollipop triple dipped in psycho flavor. -P

What are you just not gonna feed your kid so you can afford to go to Disney? -A

Do you think she's trans? Like she was a dude and now she's a guy? -N You mean she was a dude and now she's a girl? -M

The boogeyman wants to suck you're toes. -M He would never, he's asexual. -P

We need a new toilet. -P This is American made! This is a quality toilet! -A

There's no one as Irish as Barack Obama. -N

She called me autistic! -P Well, it couldn't hurt to get tested. -A

The shirt says 'wicked strong' -M It should say 'wicked annoying' -N

What bitch is blowing up your phone? -M Literally your Dad. -N

I'm a white girl, of course I love cheese. -S

Why do bad things keep happening to me? Don't they know who I am! -N

It's because I feel safe here. -M Well, maybe you shouldn't. -N

The real magic happens when you embrace the delusion. -K

Oh look, the Trump tower! What if it just blows up? -R

I'm gonna be honest, I didn't finish the Bible. It's on my DNF shelf. Adam and Eve? I need enemies to lovers. -B

A woman bit me, I'm gonna become a prostitute. No! -S

Technically, I'm bisexual. -M You're too old for labels. -G

[buglyknight]

525) d-d-dont lllook-k-k-k-k at-t-t mmme

dont look at me

drive with blurry eyes

heaving behind the wheel

don't look at me

stopped in traffic

dont check the rearview

dont look to the side

bathed in red stop lights

dont look at me

struggle to breathe

i cant breathe

stop altogether and

hyperventilate

dont watch me

and my trembling teeth

clenched in a grimace

get out of my car at walmart

wiping them dry

hold it together

just till you get behind the wheel again

they can tell, cant they

look at how pathetic you are

how ugly your face contorts

the wetness is still there

please dont look

wear my hat low over my eyes

i just need a phone charger

ill be gone soon

heaving on the way home

dont look at me

hide in my room

let it go

please

she is not battleship on the bed

not chess to play against

she is not sleeping on the phone with you

she is not holding out, too

she is not walking down the trail

or walking around her neighborhood

she is not holding your bicep close

she is not two hands sliding smoothly into each other

she is not fingertips on your torso

she is not the pretty notes of piano

she is not stalling to walk passed that lampost

she is not talking to you in the parking lot for 5 hours

she is not rummy in the backseat of your car

she is not making you catch your breath as she puts a clip in her hair

she doesnt want you staring while she waits tables

she is not periwinkle pink and baby blue and indigo

she is not falling into your arms while you gaze at stars

she is so lovely

she is so lovely

she is so lovely she is so lovely she is so lovely

why couldnt she just love only me?

she is letting you go

she is not here

she doesnt want to be here

to let you massage her back

to play her a waltz

to sing to her

to read stories to her until she sleeps

to let you listen to the rustling of her sheets

to bring her ice cream

to power me with electricity

to watch princess mononoke on your birthday

to talk about tattoos and sanrio characters

to keep plans in january

to call you precious

precious? how?

how could you say that to me?

look at me without looking

dont you see

stop looking

its not enough

i hear my roommate in the kitchen

so ill shut up for a minute

just dont listen to me sniffle

dont look at me

wipe snot across my face

its not enough

this contemptuous self destruction

this abhorrent love

these abominable hands

this decorated corpse

horrid mutt

arent you proud of them?

look at how beautiful this ruin is

you built this

why are you crying?

his girlfriend came over

be quiet a moment longer

hold it together and please

dont look at me

i cant even look at myself

is snot a good face mask?

do the tears in my hair look good as i

curl up on the floor again

does the mucus puddle look

appealing on the hardwood

as it drips from my nose

as it sticks in my hair

as i slam my head on the ground

until my vision flashes out and my brain rattles

am i ugly enough yet?

okay theyre gone

you can make a little noise as you heave up ashes

as your teeth st-t-tutter every w-w-word you say

while they c-c-chatter

u-u-u-uglyyy

d-d-d-dont llllllleave

not againnnnn nnnnot ag-g-g-gainnn

wwwwho c-c-c-could everrrrr lllllove yyyyyou?

wwwwhen you burn it all down?

immmmmmm s-s-s-s-orr--r-r-r-rryyyy

yyyyouuuu r-r-ruiiin everythhhhinnng

wwwwwhyyy st-t-t-tilll

wwwwwhy herrrrr

w-w-w-w-hy ammm iiiiiii n-n-n-n-not en-n-n-n-nough

wwww-why isssss this-s-s-s nnnot gooooood-d-d ennnnough?

illl d-d-d-do annnnythhinnnng ann-n-n-nythingg anything anything

wwwwwhy whyyy w-w-w-w-why why why why

p-p-p-p-pleeeeeeeease p-p-pleassse pl-l-l-lease please please

n-n-n--n-no nnnnno n-no nnno no no no no

nnnn-n-n-nobody loo-k-k-k-k atttt m-m-m-m-me

itssssss s-s-s-soooo d-d-d-dark-k-k-k-k

[fallow-grove]

the cipher warfare all hath come and gone, and yet thou haven't got a code anon! So try your hand at solving one I sent, knowledge is power, and a time well-spent

aw how thoughtful!! ok lets see

e ci e r ar a l h th c a d d et h u h ven g t a d so t r nd s v g o e t, k e e i o er, a a t m e s n

50/50 this is going to be a sbeve moment. lets see

th ph r wa f e l a ome n gone, an y t o a 't o co anon! ry you ha at ol in n I sen nowl dg s p w nd i e w ll- pe t

or um um. maybe its the number of colored letters in each word...?

1 3 3 2 3 1 2 0 1 2 2 3 2 1 1 0 2 1 1 2 3 2 2 3 1 4 1 1 2 1 2

or ummm umm ill look at the meter. ill look at the meter. thats more my speed anyway

the cipher warfare all hath come and gone, and yet thou haven't got a code anon! So try your hand at solving one I sent, knowledge is power, and a time well-spent

all of it seems to be iambic, save for "knowledge," and pentameter as well...

im just. im just putting this in my pocket for when im less tired... if any of yall wanna try your hand go ahead, tho id like to try and solve it myself another time so if u can keep the answer apart from me thatd b rad...

[jojosbizareadventureoc]

PILLARWOMAN/ HUMAN OC

❝Dont judge a book by its cover or a person by there actions alone. It can prove a fatal mistake.❞

❉ ╤╤╤╤ ✿ ╤╤╤╤ ❉

G e n e r a l I n f o r m a t i o n

Full Name

☾ Emily Rose

Namesake / Meaning

☾ Grandmother's name and mother's favorite flower

Alias / Nicknames

[c]☾ Desert flower

Hamon dancer

Age

☾ 100,000 years (Appears in her late 20s early 30s)

Mental Age

☾ 100,000 years with childlike humor

Species

☾ Half human hamon user half pillarwoman

Gender

☾ Female

Pronouns

☾ she her miss maam

Sexuality

☾ straight

Blood Type

☾ unknown

Birthday

☾ 100,000 years ago around april

Birthplace

☾ An unknown tribe of pillarmen close to American mountains

Nationality

☾ Early Pre American pillarman and early native american hamon monk

(I dont really know. Her tribe was from somewhere closer to north america)

Zodiac Sign

☾ aries

Occupation

☾ Hamon student first then hamon instructor training in hamon healing and defensive fighting. After her village was destroyed she traveled the world doing so many different jobs she has forgotten most if them. Today she travels the world looking for more information about her heritage and healing others as she goes.

Affiliation

☾ (depends on the role-play plot)

Goal

☾ to learn more about her mothers heritage. Possibly find more like herself. To try and feel less lonely.

❉ ╧╧╧╧ ✿ ╧╧╧╧ ❉

❝The world over time though interesting in its changes has grown cold and lonely to me.❞

❉ ╤╤╤╤ ✿ ╤╤╤╤ ❉

M e n t a l & P h y s i c a l S t a t e

Disabilities

☾ sun burns easily

Allergies

☾ lightly allergic to the sun and pollin

Mental Illness(es)

☾ light insomniac

Illness(es)

☾ none

Genetic Disease(s)

☾ none

Diet

☾ loves meat and sweats other than that she has a normal diet

Hygiene

☾ loves to be clean. Hates public toilets. Can not stand unkempt nails.

❉ ╧╧╧╧ ✿ ╧╧╧╧ ❉

╭──────────.★..─╮

╰─..★.──────────╯

❝My nails are my pride. They have to be perfect.❞

❉ ╤╤╤╤ ✿ ╤╤╤╤ ❉

P e r s o n a l i t y

Personality Description

☾ kind and caring to everyone. She respects all life and tries not to harm anyone or anything but she does hate bugs. Emily loves to explore and learn about new technology. Emily loves books and music and being outdoors. Shes usually nice to everyone but if you make her mad or hurt her friends she turns into a terrifying predatory like defender with the aura of a tiger stalking its prey. She hates womanizing men and meaningless flirting but secretly is shy around good looking guys and if one were to flirt with her she would mentally shut down turning into a babbling mess like a teen age girl. She has a fear of forever being alone due to her race and long lifespan plus shes afraid her strength with be to much for anyone to ever be safe with.

Positive Traits

☾ always loyal to friends. Kind and soft hearted. Easily makes friends. Loves to help. Loves to learn and teach.

Negative Traits

☾ tends to hate herself. Has a habit of being a loner. Freaks out when seeing bugs or being threatened by bugs. When she gets angry she shows some of her pillarwoman powers blowing her human cover.

Strengths

☾ is 100,000 years old and carries a lot of knowledge with her. Is super strong and tough. Can see hear and smell better than humans. Can use strong hamon for healing and fighting.

Weaknesses

☾ sun burns easily. Gets depressed at times and just shuts down. Fears hurting others. Doesn't like fire. Is a slight insomniac. Is a natural lightning rod often getting struck

Hobbies

☾ listening to and playing music. Singing. Painting. Drawing. Training with hamon and martial arts. Healing others. Reading books. Researching history. World traveling.

Habits

☾ stays up for several days and nights at a time. Eats to many sweets. Drinks an inhuman amount of alcohol. Hums to herself an old lullaby her mother use to sing. Takes incredible good care of her nails.

Bad Habits

☾ over reacts to nasty bathrooms and braking a nail. Picks at her scabs or bites her lip till it bleeds when she's nervous. Often spends to much time alone.

Talents

☾ can sing play instruments draw paint is extremely flexible remembers things very well use hamon for healing or fighting is grate at martial arts and knows more than any human hamon user alive in current day about hamon

Beliefs / Religion

☾ all life is precious

Phobias & Fears

☾ bugs and that shell live eternally alone never finding anything about her mothers half of her family and that shell accidentally hurt someone

Pet Peeves

☾ hates womanizers and bad nails

❉ ╧╧╧╧ ✿ ╧╧╧╧ ❉

╭──────────.★..─╮

╰─..★.──────────╯

❝I will squash you like a bug if you ever harm an innocent soul again.❞

❉ ╤╤╤╤ ✿ ╤╤╤╤ ❉

L i k e s & D i s l i k e s

Likes

☾ music. Sweets. Meat. Art. Reading. Traveling. Helping others. Learning. Training. Watching horror movies.

Dislikes

☾ bugs womanizers breaking a nail animal cruelty bullies storms

❉ ╧╧╧╧ ✿ ╧╧╧╧ ❉

❝Don't try and quote the past to me. Give been there.❞

❉ ╤╤╤╤ ✿ ╤╤╤╤ ❉

T h i s O r T h a t

Introverted or Extroverted ?

☾ a little of both

Calm or Tense ?

☾ mostly calm

Insane or Sane ?

☾ sane just a bit silly at times

Patient or Impatient ?

☾ patient with some impatient with idiots

Logical or Emotional ?

☾ a bit of both

Reckless or Careful ?

☾ careful

Organized or Disorderly ?

☾ both

Would Rather Working or Relaxing ?

☾ non decided

Optimistic or Pessimistic ?

☾ optimistic

Honest or a Liar ?

☾ honest but has secrets

Would Rather Have Fame or Obscurity ?

☾ obscurity

Brave or Coward ?

☾ brave when needed

❉ ╧╧╧╧ ✿ ╧╧╧╧ ❉

❝Let me help you with that.❞

❉ ╤╤╤╤ ✿ ╤╤╤╤ ❉

A p p e a r a n c e

Hair

☾ long and white with a slight wave to it

Eyes

☾ a spooky white silver with long thick lashes

Skin

☾ very fair and light

Height

☾ 5 foot 9

Weight

☾ 245

Body Type

☾ athletic and well toned

Age Appearance

☾ early 30s late 20s

Scars / Wounds

☾ several but there faded all over her body

Tattoos

☾ none

Glasses

☾ no

Casual / Common Clothes

Formal Clothes

Party / Hangout Clothes

Sleep Wear / Pyjamas

❉ ╧╧╧╧ ✿ ╧╧╧╧ ❉

❝Please tell me there's more cake.❞

❉ ╤╤╤╤ ✿ ╤╤╤╤ ❉

A b i l i t i e s

General Abilities

☾ Emily is a grate martial arts fighter and developed her own style if fighting that makes her look like shes dancing. Shes grate with a whip and a long pole often using them in combat. Shes a master hamon user but mostly uses it to heal. When fighting with hamon she seams to be using electric currents of energy that runs threw every living thing. Its like her mode is lightning.

Strengths

☾ pillarman speed strength and super senses. Strong healing hamon and lightning energy hamon.

Weaknesses

☾ can't use her lightning energy hamon in water or when soaked due to the water being a conductor. Sunburns easily. Is mostly a pacifists preferring not to fight. Terrified of bugs. Doesn't heal as fast as full blooded pillarmen because she's half human.

❉ ╧╧╧╧ ✿ ╧╧╧╧ ❉

❝Care to dance with danger?❞

❉ ╤╤╤╤ ✿ ╤╤╤╤ ❉

C o m b a t & I n v e n t o r y

Fighting Style

☾ dancing marital arts style where she almost never stops moving.

Strategy

☾ confuse her enemy by constantly moving then strike when they least expect it or just directly strike with hamon

Inventory

☾ travels carrying a hikers backpack with her equipped with mostly basic survival gear like a tent sleeping bag or hammock and some food along with maps and compas. Always has some kind of book and a small flute called an ocarnia. Has a retractable long metal pole good for conducting her hamon and a rope whip. Often wears or has in her backpack a heavy metal suit for speed training.

Status

☾ she likes to live a peaceful life but will fight if the moment calls for it.

❉ ╧╧╧╧ ✿ ╧╧╧╧ ❉

❝Can we all just get along?❞

❉ ╤╤╤╤ ✿ ╤╤╤╤ ❉

S t a t s

Physical Strength

☾ 9/10

Mental Strength

☾ 9/10

Reflexes

☾ 9/10

Endurance

☾ 9/10

Speed

☾ 10/10

Technique

☾ 10/10

Cooperativeness

☾ 10/10

Self-Control

☾ 10/10

Intelligence

☾ 10/10

Stamina

☾ 9/10

❉ ╧╧╧╧ ✿ ╧╧╧╧ ❉

❝All life is precious. Especially a short human life.❞

❉ ╤╤╤╤ ✿ ╤╤╤╤ ❉

S t a n d /H a m o n I n f o r m a t i on

Hamon or Stand User ?

☾ hamon

Hamon Type

☾ indirect, direct attacks/ healing

Hamon Description

☾ emily is able to direct the flow of electric energy from her body or another living thing into electric lightning like attacks including punches and kicks and she can direct the electrical current threw her metal staff to deliver strong strikes at a distant as well as using her whip to do the same. In a last attack she can summon her final strength and shoot a bolt of energy from her hands. If she is near a good source of energy like in a city full if electricity she is pretty much never out of ammo. She prefers to heal with her hamon and as long as the wounds are not life threatening she can heal anything.

Limitations

☾ can not use her hamon in rain or when wet. If she uses to much of her own energy her body starts to shut down. If she heals to many people at one time she can get sick and weak.

Drawbacks

☾ she is a walking lightning rod and ends up burning a lot of clothing by being struck by lightning. Often ends up shorting out electronic devices by accident due to her high energy.

❉ ╧╧╧╧ ✿ ╧╧╧╧ ❉

❝Dang it I short circuited another radio.❞

❉ ╤╤╤╤ ✿ ╤╤╤╤ ❉

❝Stop hitting me with lightning nature!❞

❉ ╤╤╤╤ ✿ ╤╤╤╤ ❉

F a m i l y & R e l a t i o n s h i p s

Family

Father

☾ deceased. Former hamon Indian chief

Mother

☾ deceased pillarwoman

Aunts / Uncles

☾ dead

Siblings / Cousins

☾ dead

Grandparents

☾ dead

Friends & Close Friends

☾ the speedwagon foundation and the joestars

Love Interests / Crushes

☾ Joseph joestar ,ceaser, karrs, esidisi, whamuu, Santana

Partners

☾ none

Enemies / Rivals

☾ bullies and basic bad guys

❉ ╧╧╧╧ ✿ ╧╧╧╧ ❉

❝I wish I wasn't the only one of my kind.❞

❉ ╤╤╤╤ ✿ ╤╤╤╤ ❉

B a c k g r o u n d & O v e r a l l

L i f e

Background / Backstory

Grew up peacefully at first with her mother teaching her to use her pillar strength and senses wisely. She had a hard time making friends when she was young because the kids were afraid of her. Even after she wondered away from her sleeping mother one morning and learned she was immune to the sun. Her father was a hamon student and found her playing with a puppy. He also saw flowers growing around her as a result of her hamon. He began to train her from then on and thought her to use hamon to heal as well as defend.

Teenage Years / Adolescence

☾ when she turned 13 her father had become a grate hamon teacher and healer in there tribe. He was in his late 50s but her and her mother aged slower than him. They both continued to train her and she became a hamon warrior when she turned 15. Her tribe accepted her and she soon had many friends. She fell in love but they were never to be together. There lives were just to different and he rejected her witch caused her to develop a fear of rejection and she decided never to fall in love again.

Adulthood

☾ As time passed on her father became chief of the tribe and she in turn became a princess but they did not really use that sort of tital. Emily was now well into her 30s and her father was very old. They both had heard of her mothers clan being attacked and wiped out by other rogue pillar men and that other hamon tribes were also being slaughtered. Fearing an attack emily's parents sent her away to train and learn more about her powers and herself but in reality they just wanted her to be safe. While she is away the rogue pillarmen attack killing everyone and her mother falls by there hands refusing to join them. By the time Emily returns 5 years later she finds the ruins of her home, her people nothing but corpses, and a crumbled statue of her mothers body witch turns to dust when she touches it. Emily morns for days and goes in search of revenge but never finds anything to tell her what happened.

Current Location

☾ Traveling the world (depends on role-play story)

Residence

☾ nomads don't live anywhere long

❉ ╧╧╧╧ ✿ ╧╧╧╧ ❉

❝Guess the nomadic life suits me.❞

❉ ╤╤╤╤ ✿ ╤╤╤╤ ❉

T r i v i a / E x t r a

☾ loves all animals

☾ has worked for police and mafia and yakiza

☾ has a fortune of her own hidden in secret locations all across the world

☾ is a simp for big muscles and nice butts

☾ lives spring and fall

☾ loves skinny dipping and hot springs

❉ ╧╧╧╧ ✿ ╧╧╧╧ ❉

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╰─..★.──────────╯

❝Lets just enjoy the jurney.❞

❉ ╤╤╤╤ ✿ ╤╤╤╤ ❉

T h e m e S o n g ( s )

☾

❉ ╧╧╧╧ ✿ ╧╧╧╧ ❉

❝Im just one big mystery.❞

❉ ╤╤╤╤ ✿ ╤╤╤╤ ❉

C r e d i t s

Artwork / Faceclaim Credit

☾ none

Character Design Credit

☾ imvu creators

Sources Used

☾ imvu for character design

Misc info.

☾ Training outfit

Speed training armor

[montyxortega]

M O N T Y ⋆˙⟡♡ O R T E G A

v i s a g e ᯓ m u s i n g ᯓ c o n n e c t i o n s ᯓ p i n t e r e s t

"darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.” — Martin Luther King, Jr.

Name: Jackson "Monty" Ortega Birthdate: June 12, 1981 Sexuality: Homosexual Occupation: Bartender and cook at Aurora Birth Place: Boston, MA Residence: Cardinal Hill Height: 5'9"

[ background ]

TW: Religion, discrimination

Born to immigrant parents who settled in Boston, MA. Jackson Almonte was the first and only son to parents Cecilia and Miguel Almonte following his four older sisters. His parents although born and raised in Mexico felt like they could provide their children a better life here in the Americas. Being the youngest of his home, Monty - as he prefered to be called - was always doted on and his accomplishments no matter how small were always praised.

Growing up his family were well involved in church, going to catholic services regularly. At first due to them being so new to the states and at church they made friends, but their family had always been deeply religious and followed the bible's teachings as well as they could. Monty himself had grown to deeply love his religion and became an altar boy.

It wasn't until his teenage years where Monty became interested in 'talking to people 'dating' and exploring a life outside of the church where he began to learn more and more about himself. He's never been interested in girls his age no matter how much time he spent around them. He did however stare a little too long at the boys around his age. Finding things about them that peaked his curiosity and made him feel attraction.

The first boy he ever liked was another altar boy in his church and while the two felt the same the other boy's family outed them out to the rest of the church. It didn't take long for criticism to make their way around the parish, leading his parents to abandon that church in order to keep him safe and to quell the prejudice remarks and dirty looks sent his way.

While everyone in the church began spewing words and condamnments his way, his parents supported and encouraged Monty to be the best individual that he could be. No matter what others say about him, or the words thrown his way. They showed him what a devoted and loving family unit they were and because of them Monty never had to hide behind a facade.

After this incident Monty couldn’t really care much for people outside his family. Their view on him or his doings meant nothing to him and he much better preferred to stick to himself. He did get in lots of fights with others, most of which he picked himself.

By the year he graduated high school, Monty had set up a secret fight club - switching scene every week in order to stay under the radar. There was something satisfying about beating someone’s face in with no ill will behind his actions. It was all purely for release.

For college, Monty, wanting to explore new places, applied to college in Chicago and his family followed him there. They were an ever present shield of love at his side, and when he met his future husband they welcomed him with open arms too.

Finding love wasn't something that Monty ever really thought about. He wasn't used to giving himself away in such a way, but after meeting Nolan everything changed. It was unlike anything else he had ever experienced, and while at first he pretended to be annoyed by his very being, it took a little less than three encounters for Monty to not be able to get him out his head. He looked forwards to coming into work just so he could gawk, and occasionally meet the other's eyes.

It wasn't long before the two started seeing each other, which prompted a new challenge for their work place. Maintaining a proper relationship and working together seemed impossible back then, and while they were able to keep business as a priority neither wanted to compromise their livelihood leading to Monty founding a new place to work.

As they grew older, the two discussed marriage and their future together. While it was comfortable to remain where they were, Monty aided in Nolan's dreams of owning his own business and the two soon opened a bar. There they work to this day.

The pair soon after 'married' on their own accords until it became legal for them to be legally wed, and now they have everything they could ever truly dream of. A loving marriage, two beautiful and lively twins, and Aurora who has become an extension of themselves.

[kplays]

Lunch. Or his actual name Junnosuke Kitagawa.

Hey same last name as Yusuke! Where's the crossover fanfiction!

I may as well put my data for the love club here.

It's data that should be readable, If not the best presented. IDK. It's once again almost 3am, so I should just wrap this up and get ready to sleep.

Here goes. After this shot

Love club answers for females

A.Do people say they want to protect you

A1- Pretty often (

A2. Not really

B. What kind of Music do you prefer

B1- Jazz

B2-Pop

C- How dedicated are you to your style?

C1- I won't change it for anyone

C2-I can changed 

D- Men who wear expensive clothes

D1- I love their flashy ways

D2-not interested

E- what is a better decoration

E1- a crystal skull

E2- a stained glass mobile

Answering all 1s gets you Victor the vampire Demon Fuser!

So lets vary that result by answering Pop at Q2, and continue to pick 1s

F- you and your Boyfriend meet a demon

F1- Ill protect him

F2- Please protect me

G- what do you think of martial arts

G1- I'm actually interested

G2- I don't like violence

H- where would you go with your lover 

H1- Id want to go outside

H2- Id want to spend time inside

i- what present would you get your lover

i1 - A home made cake

i2- clothes that fit him

Answering all 1s from change poin,You get, an actual child Yuichi

Picking C2 at question C. Rest all first option repeats the above

Picking the stained glass mobile after answering all 1 answers got me Original Kyouji Kuzunoha's in his currently stolen body. 

 Ok, lets try a different track 

A

A1- Pretty often 

A2. Not really )

Ohh new question

J- are you bored of your everyday life?

J1- its boring )

J-2 nope

K- what season do you like more

K1- winter

K2- summer

L:- Eternal life or eternal beauty

L1- Life

L2- Beauty

M-what do you think of age differences

M1- age is nothing but a number

M2- they're kind of icky

M2-Kyouji

By picking A2, J1, K2 I got a new question

N- what do you think of talkative guys?

N1- fine in my book

N2- … not my type

N2 got me a new question

O- what do you think about willpower? 

O1- It can make dreams come true

O2- Life doesn't work that way

O2 picked

P- would you eat your favorite food forever?

P1- it would be heaven

P2- Id get tired of it someday

P2 picked

Q- what do you look for in a man

Q1- he has to be cute

Q2- its all about personality

Q2- Got Spooky

Lets go back and pick O1

New question

R- what would you drink with your lover

R1- Tea

R2- coffee

R1- Spooky is a tea drinker apparently

P2- gets me Lunch

Q1 leads to new question

S- the latest Fads…?

S1- I keep up with them

S2- Im not interested in them 

Six is gotten by keeping up with latest fads

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Funny for the guys, saying you believe in god, that you a wizard, and that you can talk with demons all the time, results in no girlfriend for you. 

[plutonium12]

A - Age: 16 A - Annoyance: people repeating themselves multiple times. 

B - Best feature: my very enthusiastic tone B - Beer: = bear? B - Birthday: december 6th

C - Crush: what if i crushed you like a bug under my shoe C - Car: i dunno im not a car guy C - Candy: starbursts

D - Day or night: night D - Dogs or Cats: CATS LETS GO CATS WOOOOO

E - Egg nog: probably gross  E - E-mail: no 

F - Favorite color(s): green and black  F - Favorite Band: smash mouth and foo fighters

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: gummy bears >:) G - Giver or taker: GIVER !!!!!!!! G - Gum: i hate gum

H - Hair Color: brown H - Height: 5′2 H - Happy: :D

I - Ice Cream: salted caramel OR cookie dough I - Instrument: guitar ! I - Idol: edd :)

J - Jewelery: yes ! necklaces and bracelets and rings, also im hoping to get my ears pierced soon ! J - Job: i want one.  J - Jail: not until 3004

K - Kids: not yet, ill probably adopt tho K - Kickboxing or karate: i want to try kickboxing, it looks fun K - Kindergarten: it was chill from what i remember but i accidentally flipped off a kid i think

L - Longest Car Ride: 6 hours? 8 hours? smth like that

M - Milk Flavor: regular??? M - Most missed person: lee :((( M - Movie Last Watched: avatar 2

N - Number of Siblings: 2 brothers N - Number of Tattoo's: 0 N - Name: plutonic plutonium pluto plu pluton

O - One wish: that my online friends could live next to me :) O - One Phobia: agoraphobia  O - One regret: not joining many clubs last year and not talking very much, i try to make up for it now by putting myself out there

P - Part of your appearance you like best: my silly face hehe

Q - Quick or Slow: im hella slow like i can understand things just give me a few minutes 

R - Reason to smile: my friends, eddsworld, spy x family, old dsmp streams, wilbur soot, and saiki :) R - Reality TV Show: none.

S - Song Last Heard: maneater  S - Season: winter S - Shoes: checkered ! 

T - Time you woke up: 7:25 am T - Time Now: 9:39 pm T - Time for bed: 12 am usually

U - Unpredictable: maybe. U - Underwear: why do these things have no boundaries i mean SERIOUSLY

V - Vegetable you hate: all of them.  V - Vegetable you love: except for aparagus that one can stay V - Vacation spot: who freaking knows dude

W - Worst Habits: picking at my nails with my nails. its hard to explain but like i end up picking at my nails with my other fingers until the top part of it comes off W- Where are you going to travel next: to my bathroom  W - Weather: rain is nice to watch from inside my house :)

X - X-tra special someone: the pizza delivery guy 

Y - Year you were born: 2006 Y - Year it is now: 2023 Y - Yellow: like the coldplay song !

Z - Zoo Animal: the penguins are chill  Z - Zodiac: sagittarius ? Z - Zombie: AAAAA NOT MY BRAINZ !!!!!

[ssvnormandie]

it’s been controversial opinion time on my blog bois and tonight is No Different

[ramblingandwritings]

V NSFT alphabet

Sometimes your brain fucks around and you end up liking a guy who looks like he has a couple Type O Negative cds kicking around somewhere

18+ for filth

A = Aftercare

V just wants to rest for a bit with you, and enjoy the closeness and affection you so kindly give him. He keeps his arms wrapped around you and his face buried in your neck

B = Body Part

He's not incredibly picky but he does love a good pair of legs and they're even better wrapped around his waist

C = Cum

V has a thing for facials. He'll swipe his thumb across your covered face and press it between your lips to let you taste him. He praises you for allowing him the pleasure

D = Dirty Secret

V wants to be tied to the bed as used however you want. He knows he'd likely be unable to move in the morning but it'd be worth the pain

E = Experience

Unless you count Vergil's experiences then V has exactly zero

F = Favourite Positions

Watching you bounce on his cock is the closest he'll ever get to seeing something truly divine in his life. Close second is laying side by side in bed in the morning while still half asleep

 

G = Goofy

He doesn't take sex anywhere nearly as serious as Vergil does. V isn't above making a dry joke here and there or laughing, he knows just how short life can be so he's gonna enjoy it this time around

H = Hair

His body is completely hairless naturally which is kinda strange

I = Intimacy

He was too afraid to be close to anyone while he was Vergil. He desperately wanted love, affection and closeness but couldn't let himself have it. V isn't making that mistake twice

He'll gladly hold hands and say sweet nothings or keep his forehead pressed to yours while buried inside of you. Sex with him is intimate and vulnerable no matter how kinky it gets

J = Jack-Off

He much prefers your hands stroking him to his own and typically he'd rather wait to be with you. If he's away demon hunting for too long then he will take matters into his own hands literally. If he's feeling wild then he'll actually call you while he's masturbating, he doesn't hide what he's doing from you at all

K = Kink

Bondage, domination, submission, facials, one giant praise kink and body painting. If you let him then he'll spend hours recreating Blake's art on you

L = Location

As long as you have some privacy then he's fine. He doesn't like having sex in the shop after the time everyone overheard what the two of you were getting up to

M = Motivation

The easiest way to get him hard is to straddle his lap while he's reading. If he wants to toy with you, he'll keep his eyes on his book and make you work for his attention

N = No

Not really into pain play, giving or receiving. Some forms of pain remind him of being a servant of Mundus and he could go without being reminded of that constantly

O = Oral

He has no preference for giving or receiving they're both bliss. V knows exactly how to use his mouth to his advantage and he's perfectly fine spending some time on his knees

P = Pace

He wants to enjoy it and take his time, anything else almost feels like a waste. There's no rush, neither of you are going anywhere

Q = Quickie

Not his thing

R = Risk

As long as it doesn't hurt or put either of you into a possibly really embarrassing situation then he's willing to hear you out if you're curious about trying something new

S = Stamina

The trick of being chronically ill is having good days and bad days. On a good day, he's actually capable of going multiple rounds. If he feels like death warmed up then he might only feel up to light petting if that

T = Toy

All for them. He's not going to feel emasculated by a toy, that's just insane. Using toys on him is more than welcome too, clear fleshlights are the most fun to him

U = Unfair

V is all about teasing throughout the day. Light touches when no one is looking, quiet promises of what he'll do to you later and whispered threats of punishment if you can't behave yourself

He's not above making you beg to cum if he wants to hear it

V = Volume

Shamefully loud on accident. V tries to muffle himself but his moans and gasps can be heard faintly the next room over

W = Wild Card

Mark him down as wax play curious. Trish casually mentioned massage candles in a conversation with Nico and Lady and his interest was piqued

X = X-Ray

Perfectly average when soft and uncut clocking in at 5 inches. He's a grower though having more slightly more length than girth. If you're curious, his tattoos end just above the base of his dick

Y = Yearning

Mid-high but it ultimately depends on the day

Z = ZZZ

He's awake long enough to enjoy the afterglow and closeness for a few minutes. If you don't have anywhere to go afterwards then he's content to sleep for a bit