#if you like them tell me

[didiwaffles]

"Wait, onii-chan." "Mhm? Are we being watched again?" "Yeah... Creeps." "Guide my blade, Sap. It won't take more than a blink." "Hold on... That guy eats a donut?? Awwww, now I want a donut too..." "Got it, Princess Sweet Tooth~ I'll bring you if he got some to spare." "Yay!!"

(First of all I want to apologize if there will be any mistakes as I watched in russian dub and as much as I try to check if I'm using the correct english terms, I might mess up here or there)

Before we can talk about the siblings, we should start with their parents.

Devi definitely did not expect anything from that trip. At that time, she was traveling alongside Riam as they did their part as Tianlong while Devi was trying to combat her workaholic tendencies. What they needed to do there wasn't anything special - find info, confront the subject, spill some blood if things go south. They rented an apartment for the time being, and while Riam searched for any clues, Devi decided to chill and went to the store for grocery shopping, so she can prepare something for dinner - it's been a while since she did that. On the first glance, this world seemed completely normal, so she didn't really expect to stumble upon anything or anyone interesting.

That was until she reached for the last lonely apple, when someone's hand covered hers. And as Devi promptly apologised, letting the other person take it, her eyes reached the face of the motherfucking Satoru Gojo.

Of course Devi knew him. She seriously was surprised to never stumble upon some version of him until then. Trying to hide her excitement, she bullshitted her way out with the good old 'I'm such a fan!' thing.

The two instantly got along as they shared quite similar temperament, and Devi somehow managed to babble her way into inviting Satoru for dinner. Devi would say it's her natural charm, Satoru would say he saw right through her lies and was simply curious about how much she really knew.

The dinner went well, Satoru told Devi about his fave dish, she made it for him, Riam ate more than humanly possible, Devi didn't shut up for a moment. But eventually, Satoru had to leave as he sensed strong energy not that far away.

Devi let him leave, but soon followed, both out of curiosity and Riam nudging her as he saw right through her. "Come on, I'd also fuck him if I were you," he said, a sentiment he would repeat way too many times for it to not sound sus af.

By the time Devi caught up to Satoru, he was already done, which left her quite disappointed - she did want to see a couple Purples with her own eyes. To make up for it, she decided to just ask him to use his Domain on her.

To say Satoru was baffled is an understatement. He was prepared to Devi knowing way more about him than she let on (which he still was curious about) but it made literally zero sense for her to want to experience his power on herself while aware what it'd do. That only fueled his curiosity further. It wasn't often that he met someone who wasn't an open book for him.

Obviously, he refused. Devi expected that, after all she did intentionally made an impression of a normal human, however successful that was. So she made a proposition. "Let's do it like this. If I can get through your Infinity, you'll use your Domain Expansion on me. No weapons, no nothing, just my fist against your Infinity. Deal?"

Obviously, that got Satoru curious. By all possible logic, that was impossible. But she said it in such a way that even he had no doubt she can do it. And he stepped right into her trap, agreeing.

Devi made sure to pretend she gathers all her power into her fist. But in reality, she made the lightest punch she could do. She knew perfectly well how to make a hit that didn't need her fist to connect with his body, rendering his protection useless, but she didn't want to actually hurt him. She only needed to make a point.

Satoru didn't dodge, but however light that hit was, he did feel it deep in his soul. He could immediately tell that had she used any more power, he would've at the very least ended up in the hospital. But the point reached him - 'chill out, you can't hurt me even if you tried'. That made his blood boil - in a good sense. And, honoring the agreement, he took off his mask and used his Domain Expansion.

Devi froze, looking at him. He waited. About a minute after, Devi startled and looked away, blushing. "Omg, I'm staring! Sorry, sorry! Can't help, your eyes are even more beautiful up close..." She giggled. Cold sweat ran down Satoru's spine, something he never felt in his life. She froze not because of his ability but... because she was mesmerized with his eyes?!

Devi slowly looked around and twirled in place, giggling. Her movements were slow, but she could move freely, and her mind seemed to be clear. It almost seemed like his Domain had no effect on her. Yet it clearly did, as Devi froze for a moment, and then her expression momentarily changed into a wicked smile. "Oh, there you are... Heh, found ya~" The words didn't seem to be aimed at Satoru, as she immediately looked soft and gentle again, coming over and grabbing his hand - which made his Domain lose its effect on her. "I must thank you! You helped me find who I've been looking for! As a thank you... Let's spar?"

Satoru shrugged. Why not at this point? Nothing about her made sense. She could go past his Infinity, his Domain didn't work on her, yet it also did? She was also clearly faster and stronger than him, he could tell when their hits connected - she was severely holding back to match him. And she had not a shred of cursed energy - yet it somehow felt differently from when he fought Toji. Even as they fought, she remained a mystery to him. So he started asking.

"So did my Domain even work on you?" "Oh, it sure did. It's just... How do I put it? Let's say it's not that different from what I've been dealing with for ages at this point." "You don't have any cursed energy." "And shouldn't. I'm not from around here." "You seem to know a lot." "More than you can imagine, hehe~"

The more he asked, the more questions arose. She remained a mystery, a puzzle he couldn't solve, no matter how hard he tried, no matter how much he picked her apart. And he wouldn't be Satoru Gojo if it didn't fuel his need to solve this puzzle even more.

Since then, time would pass. Devi and Riam dealt with whatever they were there for. Riam moved on to the next destination while Devi stayed for a few weeks to make sure everything stays okay and to make out with Satoru if she gets a chance. They were on a bunch of dates, Devi met a lot of people that knew Satoru who were as surprised to see him with a woman as they would be if they saw him without his mask. He also introduced her to his students, who Devi also knew more of than they knew about themselves. But the time flew by, and Devi had to go.

Ever since, she's been living in his head absolutely rent-free. Whether he was thinking of her when buying sweets or training, or trying once again to deconstruct her in his head, to understand, to comprehend what she was, he gradually came to realize that - fuck him, he did fall head over heels with her.

Twirling that thought in his mind, Gojo didn't understand how that happened. He was so sure that out of everyone he would be the one to avoid that curse... Yet there he was. Wondering about her birthday.

And then it clicked. Curse... Yes, it was him who called it a curse, but wasn't he the sorcerer? You know, the one bending curses to his will?

Since then he got obsessed with that thought. Every free moment he had, he spent cooking that thought in his head. Until eventually he decided on how to approach this. Making sure he's away from curious eyes, he went on with his soon-to-be new technique. He started similarly with how he'd manifest Blue, creating a center of gravity, but instead of pulling in nearby objects, it pulled in nearby energy. As it quickly started to go out of his control, Gojo quickly pulled his mask up, taking it back under control. Then he concentrated, picturing Devi's image in his mind, and let his feeling flow right into the technique. The energy mass concentrated into a singular point and-

Devi appeared right in front of him. "Called me?" That startled Satoru so much that he lost control of the technique and it slowly floated towards Devi. "Is this for meeee?" she casually smiled. "Look, it's orange! Cute, never seen this one. New technique?" She casually slapped it with the back of her hand, making it fly away with insane speed and then blowing up with a force that Gojo's Purple could only be jealous of. As he stood there, trying to process what just happened, Devi giggled. "You good? Doesn't look like you're in danger tho. What's up?"

As Satoru came to his senses, Devi explained that if he thinks about her so hard, she'd be able to sense it, wherever she is, and would assume he's either in danger or otherwise wants to see her, so he'd better reserve that technique for when he'd actually need it.

He was going to remember those words months later. In one of those moments when life flashes before one's eyes. When all he had was exhausted, and he realized the actual difference between him and his opponent. He had just enough energy for one more attack. His students stood behind him, no, the entire world was behind his back. This was exactly that 'all or nothing' moment.

Closing his eyes and thinking of Devi one last time, he opened his eyes and looked right at Sukuna. "Orange." The world moved slowly. He saw his body blow up and then slowly start regenerating. His eyes closed. Then he felt warmth in his chest. As he opened his eyes, he saw gold on blue.

He came to his senses surrounded by his students, every single one wearing a worried expression. Somehow, he felt cursed energy still flowing through him. He tried to joke around to ease the tension, but all he could think of was Sukuna. Was he dead? What happened after he lost consciousness?

Devi appeared before him and stretched, smiling. "Done and done. He won't bother you anymore, heh."

As she would tell him later, she came as he called, gave him a bit of her energy so his body could use it to restore his own energy. After that she took Sukuna away and forced a contract on him, a part of which made sure he could never return to his home and every alternative to it world.

What happened to Sukuna after is irrelevant to this story. What is relevant is that Gojo recovered successfully, and things seemingly returned to normal. After that things escalated quickly.

Devi told him that his "Orange" holds destructive power akin to the power of Destruction. As a result, she offered to help him take the post of the God of Destruction, explaining as she went what that would entail for him.

As he agreed, Devi and Riam moved his world across the multiverse to one of the universes that belonged to their home section. After suggesting that he should replace the current God of Destruction of that universe, Devi offered a test that would leave everyone satisfied - if Gojo can defeat them before being given the power of Destruction, no one would doubt him as the worthy one. That suggestion was ridiculous in its nature, but as it was Devi who suggested, Gojo was put up to the test. Obviously he won without breaking a sweat, which Devi had literally zero doubts about.

After that, Devi stayed with him to help him adjust to his new role. She kept insisting he gets rid of higher-ups, as he shouldn't bow to anyone anymore. Gojo will not proceed with that until his hand is forced.

Eventually Devi gets obsessed with the idea of 'restoring the Gojo clan to its former glory'. Having experience marrying to the head of a powerful clan, she already knew what to do.

After getting Riam's consent on that matter, there was the biggest wedding seen in the history of jujutsu sorcerers. Donned the name Devianora Gojo, Devi deployed a dozen of Riots (which included Felicia) to restore the Gojo Estate. First steps done, Devi proceeded to promptly get pregnant. After Satoru became the God of Destruction, the universe no longer considered him as a 'part' of his world, which not only dropped the overall power level of the world, but also made it possible for two people to have Six Eyes at the same time. So Devi's plan was to not stop until she gets a kid with Six Eyes. Probability-wise she shouldn't have to go over 100. But realistically, she would probably have cheated after 3 or so.

While Devi's pregnancy went on, Zenin Clan got almost completely wiped out, and Satoru became the prime suspect. However, Devi forbid him from making any statement on that matter, as she was afraid that it could compromise her child before they were even born. So the higher-ups had to wait until their firstborn was born until Satoru Gojo made a statement about that. Much like Devi feared, Satoru's fatherhood was brought into question, which was easily disproved. However, the sentence against both Satoru and Devi was brought, which pissed Satoru off big time because Devi was nothing but a victim in the situation. So when higher-ups for once didn't cave in to him, so sure that he wouldn't start killing people as was proven twice. But they misjudged him. And Satoru proceeded to kill every member, taking over, though he wasn't happy with that himself - too boring - but at this point he's had enough of their bullshit.

Unfortunately, miracle didn't happen, and their firstborn inherited neither Six Eyes nor Limitless. But second try was successful! Kinda...

Satoshi Gojo

The 'heir' of the Gojo Clan, eldest son of Devi and Satoru - called Sasha at home.

Ever since he was a child, he was very self-conscious about not inheriting the techniques of his clan. But thanks to his parents' boundless love and support, he never let it get to him. However, he did feel like his father was treating his sister differently - both in good and bad senses. It seemed to him like Satoru was more hard on her but also more happy about her accomplishments.

But Sasha did take something from his father - his talent and curiosity. He started to learn to control his cursed energy very early on, and by 4 years old he already could perform advanced techniques - at the same time he started to travel with his mom.

He wields a darkblade katana that mom gave him when he was still a kid. She wanted to use it as an example to explain her own nature, but kid's brain latched onto her calling the katana beautiful - and it was! - and as he got along with his partner over the years, he gradually fell in love with him. He was afraid to confess about it to his parents for a while, but in fact everyone knew already and were very supportive of him.

Currently, Satoshi is 19 years old.

His cursed technique is Blood Manipulation, however he can manipulate not only his own blood, but also blood of others, as long as it is outside their body. His techniques are specifically crafted to synergize with his weapon perfectly. His hollow technique allows him to summon special shikigami (spirits that he managed to subdue - one way or another).

He graduated Jujutsu High as a Grade 1 Jujutsu Sorcerer. However, much like his father, he does whatever he wants, only answering to emergencies when it's convenient for him. And that solely depends on the mood of his sister.

On top of everything said above:

While not having Six Eyes, he's always had sharp senses and high empathy, and he can even affect others' mood to a degree. That allowed him to earn the favor of Erinir early on, and he can help others regulate their emotions.

On top of his talent, he got something else from his father. First of all, that'd be his height. While not quite as tall as Satoru, Satoshi is still a fucking tower. And secondly - his eyes are a copy of his father's, only 4 less.

Sappho Gojo

Younger daughter of the Gojo family. She was lucky to inherit both Six Eyes and Limitless, however she will never be able to match her father, as her control of her cursed energy is incredibly poor.

She is 15 and is currently on her first year of Jujutsu High. She's known as 'the girl of one technique' as instead of learning several techniques poorly, she focused solely on Infinity and mastered it to the point where it wasn't any worse than her father's. Her current aim is to learn the reverse technique so she can keep Infinity on at all times, but as of now she relies on her eyes instead.

However, cursed energy is not the only power she can rely on, as she is the only child of her mother's (aside from Alasis) who was able to tap into her inherited Tianlong powers. She's still experimenting with it, but she already was able to mix it with her cursed energy to create a new technique - Yellow. However, the overall jujutsu community doesn't agree if that should count as the cursed technique, so she remains 'the girl of one technique', getting her grades lowered for that.

She lacks in strength, but easily makes up for it with her agility. Combined with her eyes and Infinity, it makes her nearly invincible. However, much like Devi, strong negative emotions quickly burn her out. While it's not as dangerous for her as for her mother - she lacks the ton of trauma required - it still worsens the negative effects from Six Eyes and Infinity on her. And since she is as emotional as her parents, she can't lead long battles.

But she doesn't have to worry about that - her brother is always by her side outside of school. She's his Six Eyes, and he's her sword, ready to kill whoever she points at.

Both Sappho and her older brother were trained by Satoru, but he never really praised them. Sappho was used to that though, and had her own grade ranging from 'eh, barely enough for one finger of Sukuna' - which was pretty good, probably? she never seen that Sukuna guy, only heard he's stronger than her dad - from Satoru and his students - and pathetically weak, like a chihuahua - from Devi - and read about him in books - to 'left half of Suguru's brain gonna beat the shit out of you' - which probably was really bad. But Sappho personal favorite was 'well, you can probably beat a headless chicken with that'. Her dream was getting that one, since it must be pretty cool if Satoshi got that, right?

But she appreciated that father was honest about her abilities - the more valuable it was when he was really proud of her accomplishments.

On top of everything said above:

She got that sweet tooth from Devi - she loooooves sweets.

She is really daddy's babygirl - she's just as arrogant, as selfish, as spoiled as him, but really she's very caring for those she loves.

She's always been quite anxious.

She's ace lesbian. If you even care.

[hansoeii]

surprisingly, viktor is quite the hugger. Only jayce knows this, of course.

[mroddmod]

they are like puppies. 2 me

[brucie-baby]

the fact that alfred was the one to put up jason's memorial is so important to me

[agentromanoffsir]

neocities guide - why you should build your own html website

do you miss the charm of the 90s/00s web where sites had actual personality instead of the same minimalistic theme? are you feeling drained by social media and the constant corporate monopoly of your data and time? do you want to be excited about the internet again? try neocities!!

what is neocities?

neocities is a free hosting website that lets you build your own html website from scratch, with total creative control. in their own words: "we are tired of living in an online world where people are isolated from each other on boring, generic social networks that don't let us truly express ourselves. it's time we took back our personalities from these sterilized, lifeless, monetized, data mined, monitored addiction machines and let our creativity flourish again."

why should I make my own website?

web3 has been overtaken by capitalism & conformity. websites that once were meant to be fun online social spaces now exist solely to steal your data and sell you things. it sucks!! building a personal site is a great way to express yourself and take control of your online experience.

what would I even put on a website?

the best part about making your own site is that you can do literally whatever the hell you want! focus on a specific subject or make it a wild collection of all your interests. share your art! make a shrine for one of your interests! post a picture of every bird you see when you step outside! make a collection of your favorite blinkies! the world is your oyster !! here are some cool example sites to inspire you: recently updated neocities sites | it can be fun to just look through these and browse people's content! space bar | local interstellar dive bar creature feature | halloween & monsters big gulp supreme peanutbuttaz | personal site dragodiluna linwood | personal site patho grove | personal site

getting started: neocities/html guide

sound interesting? here are some guides to help you get started, especially if you aren't familiar with html/css sadgrl.online webmastery | a fantastic resource for getting started with html & web revival. also has a layout builder that you can use to start with in case starting from scratch is too intimidating web design in 4 minutes | good for learning coding basics w3schools | html tutorials templaterr | demo & html for basic web elements eggramen test pages | css page templates to get started with sadgrl background tiles | bg tiles rivendell background tiles | more free bg tiles

fun stuff to add to your site

want your site to be cool? here's some fun stuff that i've found blinkies-cafe | fantastic blinkie maker! (run by @transbro & @graphics-cafe) gificities | internet archive of 90s/00s web gifs internet bumper stickers | web bumper stickers momg | gif gallery 99 gif shop | 3d gifs 123 guestbook | add a guestbook for people to leave messages cbox | add a live chat box moon phases | track the phases of the moon gifypet | a little clickable page pet adopt a shroom | mushroom page pet tamaNOTchi | virtual pet crossword puzzle | daily crossword imood | track your mood neko | cute cat that chases your mouse pollcode | custom poll maker website hit counter | track how many visitors you have

web revival manifestos & communities

also, there's actually a pretty cool community of people out there who want to bring joy back to the web! melonland project | web project/community celebrating individual & joyful online experiences. Also has an online forum melonland intro to web revival | what is web revival? melonking manifesto | status cafe | share your current status nightfall city | online community onio.cafe | leave a message and enjoy the ambiance sadgrl internet manifesto | yesterweb internet manifesto | sadly defunct, still a great resource reclaiming online social spaces | great manifesto on cultivating your online experience

in conclusion

i want everyone to make a neocities site because it's fun af and i love seeing everyone's weird personal sites that they made outside of the control of capitalism :) say hi to me on neocities

[eydilily]

would you bite the hand that feeds you?

[stemmmm]

the scene people keep screaming about from chapter 5 of theseus' guide

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[garnet-xx-rose]

Yes, I’ve done the work analyzing this relationship’s problematic traits and I’ve come to the educated conclusion that I still want them to fuck

[monsterqueers]

Hey if people are thinking of 'stockpiling HRT' and you are doing it with Testosterone, be aware that is a controlled substance and doing this WILL GET YOU A FELONY CHARGE IF YOU ARE CAUGHT (and it would be very easy for this to happen through the way those posts reccomend).

Its your decision if you want to risk imprisonment (and then definitely losing hrt access), but be aware of the serious consequences- especially if you are recommending this to people!

If you do this with E, you get a slap on the wrist. If you do this with T its a felony. A felony charge deeply effects everything you do. Its not just hard to DYI T, its MANY TIMES LEGALLY RISKIER AND HARDER.

[spkyart]

Feel free to yap all you want

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!

[cozylittleartblog]

Columbo and the Knight (1984)

put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.

Autism W!

[juney-blues]

when you're part of a group with structural power over another goup, you really do gotta just learn to say "i am not exempt from 'fuck 'em' when relevant" whenever someone expresses frustration with you or people like you.

[hansoeii]

It's about who.

[hinamie]

"I'll show you every day that choosing to live was worth it"

some of my favourite scenes from @hijinks-n-lowjinks' fic things i would miss from the other side . this fic tore my heart out fr but like in a good way and i wanted to pay it homage the only way i know how <3