#but i had fun with it!!

[mroddmod]

they are like puppies. 2 me

[seecarrun]

Pokeshipping Week 2023

Day 1: First Date

“I just don’t get it,” Ash whines for the umpteenth time in the last ten minutes. “Why would Brock cancel plans with us just so he could go on some stupid date?”

“Because it’s Brock,” Misty explains with a shrug. “He got a girl to actually say yes to him for once. He had to drop everything and go on the date before she came to her senses.”

Ash snorts, but then immediately pouts once again. “Yeah, but we planned to go to this exhibition match forever ago. You even took off work at the gym! You never take off work anymore.”

“That’s not true!” she insists, as Ash scoffs. “I took off for that ridiculous thing you and Tracy did! With that tangela? You’d still be stuck together if it wasn’t for me.”

Ash looks unimpressed, but he drops it at least for now with a little hum of agreement, and goes back to pouting. “Whatever. I still think it’s stupid he ditched us for a dumb ol’ date.”

Misty rolls her eyes and sighs dramatically. “You would.”

“I would what?”

“Not understand why someone would choose to go on a date rather than watch a pokémon battle?” she explains haughtily. “It’s not like you’ve ever been on a date before.”

“Oh and you have?”

She falters for a brief moment. “Well…No. But—”

“Ha!”

“But!” she says, louder this time to drown him out. “At least I know that dates can be fun and special and it’s worth giving up something to go on one.”

“No date would be worth giving up a Pokémon battle,” he says confidently. Misty rolls her eyes.

Then, she gets an idea.

“Wanna bet?”

Ash blinks at her in surprise. “Huh?”

“Let’s make a bet. You and I will go on a date, and by the end, I bet you’ll admit it was worth missing a Pokemon match over.”

Ash smirks. “And what do I get when I don’t agree?”

“If, in the highly unlikely chance you don’t agree, you… I don’t know. You get the pleasure of going on a date with the world famous Beauty and best Sensational Sister, Misty?”

Ash rolls his eyes, but he’s grinning. “We’ll work on the prize later,” he says, deadpan, and holds out his hand to shake. “But deal. You’re on.”

Misty grins back and shakes his hand. “Prepare yourself for the time of your life.”

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[bubobubosibericus]

the guys at r/fuckcars doing the lord's work

[blabberoo]

;]

[waveoftheocean]

tfw you have a reputation to maintain but a sparkly alien keeps trying to become friends with you 😔✨️

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[cart00nmilk]

Continuation from this

Anyway people wanted more so i made Sonic choke and die for half of this follow up

[captainbee66]

I miss the era of the internet where everyone had an evil alter ego/character that would show up on their channel, just to be silly, that eventually got a lot of lore from the fandom for no reason. It was a simpler time.

[cordspaghetti]

would you bury me?

[biowho]

Gaby Soto is a gift

Edit: I missed one!

[ilajue]

drew over something i wrote for a class and liked :] sorry the cars are lowkey ugly, its because I fucking hate cars and cant be bothered to learn what they look like beyond ominous hunks of metal

edit: transcript of the poem by itself under the cut

6 Tips for Crossing the Road

Look both ways

The road is for cars. 

Make sure to look for them before crossing. Even when you have the right of way, cars have a lot of safety features and you have none. 

Use designated crosswalks 

The road is for cars. 

So is the crosswalk but, under brief and temporary conditions, you can use it too! Never jaywalk, never walk in the road, just hope there is a clear and functional sidewalk. 

Cross at the light

The road is for cars. 

There are rules and signs for them, but that can only go so far. Walk quickly and hold your breath and hope that the light doesn't turn. Make eye contact with drivers as their cars teem with potential energy, rumbling with disdain at the inconvenience of your crossing. Try to ignore the cloud of exhaust that you are in and they are above. 

Leash your pets

The road is for cars. 

Obviously. 

To you, it may be natural to sacrifice so much space to them but to your dog, it is not. His instinct is to explore freely. You must curb it. Modern US car models have such high hoods that the average child, let alone dog, is obscured. Even on the sidewalk, hold the leash tight because the sidewalk (if you are so blessed) is next to the street and the threat still looms.

Look out for road kill

The road is for cars. 

And no one was there to leash the deer. 

Or the raccoon. 

Or the cat. 

Did you know that the most reliable sample method for wildlife in an area is looking at the roadkill? 

Remember these tips

The road is for cars. 

Cars are everywhere. In the city. In the suburbs. In the country. In the woods (the US Forest Service manages more roads than the entire Ministry of Transit in China.) Cars are everywhere because there are roads to bring them there, which is great if you are a car and want to get from place to place fast without worrying about the in-between. 

Unfortunately, you are not a car. 

You are an animal. 

You are in-between. 

So remember to look both ways. 

[pigeon-princess]

Some unexpected heroes

[bellwethers]

Tough.