#if you have pets
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getting older can be so amazing? you get more familiar with yourself. learn tips & tricks for troubleshooting your own brain. trial & error helps you build routines that minimize discomfort, maximize reward. your preferences/interests don't get set in stone, but you do find out which ones are going to stay with you in the long-term, and which ones are fun but transient joys to appreciate in the moment.
you learn that the world is so much more complex than you were taught, and that that's okay, and that there's an endless supply of things you can learn or watch or experience or think about if you want to. if you're lucky, you loosen up, stop putting so much pressure on yourself. if you're lucky, you learn to recognize that negative inner voice, and whack it with a baseball bat until it hushes up. if you're lucky, you learn to treat yourself gently, not because you are fragile but because you are worthy of gentleness. (i hope you are lucky.)
and some things will change. some things will get better. some things will get good. and maybe you start to recover from the dehumanizing stress of childhood/education. maybe you learn the power of your own autonomy. maybe you learn how to walk away from bad situations (which is a superpower even if you don't realize it yet). and you get to choose your own clothes. and your own food. and which relationships to pursue! and what you do with your free time. and with your life (but don't worry you get to choose that gradually). and that's crazy! and sometimes scary. and extraordinarily, indescribably precious.
#not a shitpost#and as long as you are alive there will be another good moment waiting for you in the future#the profound joy of your favorite foods#the incalculable luxury of waking up and lounging in bed and falling back asleep#a cold glass of water after a walk in the hot sun#petting an excited dog. a cat rubbing up against your ankle. the sight of a confused chicken#glorious these beads we string together to form our own existence#getting older means time is passing. and i hope you are passing that time in ways that make you happy#i hope you have so many moments of joy that they can be as easily counted as drops of water in the ocean
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I think that Daniel should get a little cat that he names something cute. like typo. and it should be the silliest dumbest creature in the world, and Armand should be so jealous of that cat that it still somehow makes him look stupid in comparison.
he's just like. you, feline companion to my beloved. most loathsome of creatures. i see through your foul ruse. my daniel may be taken in by your charms, but i will not be played for the fool. you seek to replace me in his esteems, and you may yet distract him for a time. but he will see the truth of you soon enough. your cruelty. batting him in the face with your dreadful claws while he is trying to rest. begging for your meals at the wicked hours of the morning and night! you will visit no more of these horrors upon him. know this, 'typo.' if you did not bring my daniel such joy i would see you removed from this home and cast out into street like a beggar. i suggest you watch your back.
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#daniel molloy#armand#devil's minion#armandaniel#daniel from the other room: babe are you threatening my cat again? you HAVE to stop she doesnt speak english#then typo says: 'meow' and its so upsetting that armand has to sit down#the rivalry lasts for a few years and then armand discovers 'dressing your pet in cute outfits'#from then on out he is All In.#then its. daniel. daniel. look. typo is wearing a 'cowboy hat.' someone on the internet has compared her to famous hollywood actor#clint eastwood. i will have their head for this. typo is far cuter and more ferocious
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internet safety tip: to protect your identity, you can start going by a "fake name" online. But Watch Out
#you know how. after you feed a stray animal enough times... yeah you have a pet now dude good luck#names are like that#worst posts
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To the folks asking me if their pets names are "unique enough"
Your pets name must:
-Be at least 12-14 characters long -Contain at least one capitalized letter -Contain at least one lower case letter -Contain at least one number -Contain at least one special character -Be changed every 30-90 days
#happy healthy cats#pet shitposting#shitpost#y'all my inbox blew up with shit I did not sign on for#I don't give a shit if you have 481204 bellas that's your business not mine
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shen yuan being animal obsessed to the point he starts trying to take everything remotely friendly home with him so one day returns with the xianxia equivalent of a scraggly possom that hisses at everyone it sees and that is definitely poisonous while still insisting its a little baby that needs a home
airplane never really expanded on the common creature worldbuilding in pidw like pigeons and cats and rabbits and raccoons, so shen yuan started filling in the blanks himself and oh boy did he fill it wrong. he pets a fox-like creature the size of a cow with horns and hooves like it's a horse not knowing that would be like trying to pet a grizzly bear. he coos over the owl-cats that live under overhangs and in dusty attics and really really wants one until liu qingge has to drag him away because they're some of the most awful aggressive pests you can have that swoop down on people and claw their faces open when they're mildly displeased.
one time he walked onto his peak with a six-legged spotted weasel in his sleeve bc it's so cute he just couldn't leave it!! not knowing said weasel is known as one of the most vicious predators because they tear through the calf muscles to cripple prey ten times their size and then eat them alive
however, because shen yuan has the disney princess subclass with a +7 proficiency in animal handling, it never goes wrong. he pets the fox-stag without an issue and it even allows him to climb onto its back. the owl-cats love him and happily play with his robes and fetch things for him. the six legged weasel lazes around the bamboo house all day and loves to be pet. the scaggly possom hisses at and hates everyone except shen yuan.
every other animal had to leave, except the possom. that is a fight they did not win. yue qingyuan only has so much strength and those teary eyes are lethal
#literally anyone: no you can't have that animal as a pet#shen yuan: oh😧🙁....sniff....🥺 i understand....im just...a little lonely sometimes😞#them: pls just take a mouse-piglet they were bred for this.... not this dangerous wild creature....#shen yuan: 🥺🥺🥺🥺#i just like disney princess shen yuan#calls himself an animal nerd in canon and never tries to tame or take them shaking my smh#svsss#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#disney princess shen yuan#scum villian’s self saving system#scum villans self saving system#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#beast peak
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I say this with all the gentleness in my heart. If you know you cannot make the decision to euthanize, you are not ready for pet ownership.
#more than likely it is a decision you will have to make#dogs#cats#pets#vet med#pet ownership#euthanasia
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Eldritch/not-entirely-human Grunkle Stan stories have been eating away at my brain, so I have a silly little concept of Mimic!Stan.
He and his Mystery Shack are both mimics that lure tourists in as a literal "tourist trap" to gather and devour them! Since the house is alive, it raises a few (read: several) child safety concerns that lead to a LOT of rules to be created for Dipper and Mabel to follow when they eventually arrive, such as:
Be careful not to get lost in the winding hallways! The Mystery Shack is bigger on the inside, and you don't want to end up in the wrong areas.
Don't go through randomly appearing doors, they may eat you.
If you think you feel the walls around you breathing and the floor beneath you shifting, no, you don't.
If you think the walls feel a bit damp, you're imagining it.
Watch your fingers around windowsills! You wouldn't want to lose any of them.
Don't linger too long under the doorframes; it may start feeling like they are slowly constricting around you.
#his shack is basically his big ass pet- they have a weird bond thing going on <3#if the house is fed- so is Stanley and vice versa#also I need you guys to know that my dumbass already developed lore for this AU even tho it was supposed to be a small one because ofc I di#BASICALLY this guy is NOT Stanford's twin. like at all.#Stanford was born an only child that went to uni fine and came to gravity falls where he met “The Mimic” aka Stan#and Ford was fascinated by Stan and wanted to study him- while the latter was just like: omg friend!!#and Stan's way of showing his love as a Mimic was to replicate Ford's appearance EXACTLY to show that he cares and loves him#because in Mimic love language being able to imitate a human PERFECTLY down to every detail is an impressive show of attentiveness and care#Ofc Ford was thrilled by the awesomeness of this (*cough* nerd) but was also like: so how tf do I explain this extra clone of me that#sticks by my side like a barnacle#so the twin theory was made- Ford made Stan tweak his appearance just a little so that it doesn't look too uncannily similar to himself#and then Stan learned more about humans and came to adopt a persona himself#this is actually a way more silly AU than my other one because Ford- Stan and everyone else are straight up just chilling here#welp!#gravity falls#gravity falls au#Mimic Stan AU#stan pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#stanford pines#ford pines#the mystery shack#mystery shack#mimics#tw scopophobia#tw body horror#tw gore#my art
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"While it could use its psychic abilities in battle, this Pokémon prefers to swing its powerful arms around to beat opponents into submission."
#reuniclus#shiny reuniclus#pokemon#i think everyday about how this guy is so happy to have arms#meanwhile its counterpart gothitelle has to wrestle with the mortality of everything it loves#how many trainers do you think got sent to the hospital by a giant crushing hug once their duosion evolved#i like to think that while no network is created because humans aren't made like them they still enjoy holding hands with their trainers#this guy is so silly i love it cos it evolved arms to hug you back#i think it's one of the pokemon evolutionary lines i could reasonably have as a pet#reuniclus has an unimpressive 65 base attack but this doesn't stop it from beating things up and enjoying it what an icon
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color sans my favorite kimya dawson au
guys the whole gang is here 💗💗💗💗
Color belongs to superyoumna
Killer belongs to rahafwabas
Cross belongs to jakei95
Epic belongs to yugogeer012
Delta belongs to AnimatedZorox
#they should all have pets of their own tbh#sans au#sans aus#utmv#undertale au#color sans#killer sans#cross sans#delta sans#epic sans#epic sanses#chromatic crew#Zorox the pup#kimya dawson#remember that I love you#Oz art
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Im not saying they look like each other’s pets but…
THEY TOTALLY LOOK LIKE EACH OTHER’S PETS RIGHT???
#DO YOU SEE THE VISION#like the colouring and everything#jimmy and sassy basically have charles’ eye colour#but their personalities match their own pets#it all just started w charles naming the puppy leo and calling him fast and brave#now i cannot unseeeee#lestappen#f1#formula 1#charles leclerc#cl16#max verstappen#1633#ferrari#mv33#mv1#is this a delulu connection#yes#but am i thriving in this delusion#totally#feel free to join me#the water’s warm#leo leclerc#jimmy sassy verstappen
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Pearl's Delivery Service is open for business!
Textless versions of the stamps under the cut!
#i spent so long on these you have no idea oh my god#but i got them done!!! and i love how they turned out!!!!#the salmon... my favorite i was so happy finishing that thang#ITS THEM!!!!#although. i uh. didnt know when i was drawing them that fandom was calling them the PET mail service... so on their badges it says PDS...#my bad#anyway SALMON#my art#art#mcyt#hermitcraft#pearlescentmoon#hermitcraft 10#postmaster pearl#tangotek#ethoslab#hermitcraft s10#hermitcraft fanart#pearl's delivery service#PET postal service#I LOVE THEM SO SO MUCH
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in nicies news though one of my closest friends saw an old picture of me compare to one of me now and complimented me on how ive gained weight and look much healthier now and im
#if you see this i love you hi lemmy#first time any one has said that or acknowledged it i cried. ill admit it#path to ED recovery has been so hard but ive bene working so hard#and i feel so much better and . well something rewlly nice my hair has started growing back thicker too. i have a bunch of baby hairs#my head kind of looks like a chia pet#anyway life is epic. and recovery is possible. love u forever#also food is so awesome i love fruit i love protein i love bread i love VEGETABLE!!!!!!! 💥💥💥💥
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Really stupid idea but can you imagine if the TVA swore Wade and Logan to secrecy and then they come back and everyone is so incredibly confused. Like? Wade, what the fuck? Who is Logan and why is he living with you and why does he look like a dead superhero?
Especially with the insinuation that the entire movie timeline spanned over a few days. So Wade goes from hopelessly pining after his ex to bringing home this buff, hairy, muscular guy to live with him without warning after disappearing from his birthday party.
Like he just randomly walked out the door after blowing out the candles, then he mysteriously reemerged with this feral look-don't-touch beast of a man. And he's calling him stupid pet names like "peanut" and "babygirl" and the guy isn't biting his head off?
When asked, Wade just responds that Logan was his best birthday gift ever. Logan's ears turn pink and he covers his mouth to hide the small smile on his face. Wade wraps an arm around his shoulder and grins. Meanwhile, everyone thinks Wade left his own party because of a hook-up call that somehow ended with him landing himself a boyfriend.
#poolverine#deadclaws#kitkat#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#deadpool movie#wade x logan#wade/logan#everyone is like??#wade i know youre dumb but#isnt this a little too fast??#even vanessa is floored by how quickly they moved in#even she hasnt fully recovered#let alone move in with her boyfriend#and blind al was a little confused at first#but she saw wade happy for the first time in years#so she let it go and just accepted it#plus logan is a good cook and has a nice voice#so#bonus points if they find out about laura#oh and dogpool#wade wdym you have a daughter and pet and husband now its only been 2 days
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I’m obsessed with the fact that Neal goes over to Peter and Elizabeth’s house so often the marshals gave up and just made it a part of his ankle radius 😭?? he gets 2 miles + their house???
#the government getting alerts that neal caffrey is over at the Burkes house AGAIN late at night: jfc when do you animals SLEEP#how many times did peter have to call off the marshals about his pet criminal being at his house#El and Neal up at 2am because all the caterers are shit and they’ve been taste testing for hours: peter come try this#peter suffers them affectionately#they suffer him adoringly#the us marshels just suffer#as they should#white collar#neal caffrey#peter burke#elizabeth burke
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Turns out all girls have a built-in override command!
Just pat her head, give her a collar, get real close to her face and say "Abandon your worries, put this on, and become my pet" and just watch as she puts her collar on!
Then just give a tug on her leash and take her home! You've just removed an overworked girl from the world, and added an obedient-love filled pet! Take good care of her!
#This trick also works if she doesn't know she's a girl yet!#And it goes without saying that there's no limit on how many pets you can have ;3#.#forcefem#i-like-talking#..#I’m really enjoying pet play angles lately!#(though this has been a draft for longer)#(have a nice day cutie!)
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