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we've got a pinball cabinet at a local arcade that seems like an easy one to start off with. all the rules are super intuitive, there aren't too many complicated shots to worry about, and overall it seems like a good beginner's table. (smb mushroom world, for the record)
the reason we're sending an ask is mainly because of the flippers acting strange. sometimes when we try and make a shot near the edge of the flipper, it won't flip up all the way immediately and doesn't put much force into the ball. is this normal for pinball cabinets, or is this something we should bring up to arcade staff?
(btw they also have medieval madness so we've been playing that as well to help learn)
That’s definitely worth bringing up to the arcade staff. It sounds like the coil sleeve might need to be cleaned or replaced. The arcade should be able to handle it pretty easily, but it’s also fun to learn how things work, so….
DO YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO DO SOME PINBALL MACHINE MAINTENANCE?!
Pinball flippers have solenoid coils that get activate when you hit the button.
That plastic sleeve in the middle of the solenoid is a coil sleeve. When the solenoid activates it becomes an electromagnet that pulls the flipper link through the center of the coil sleeve. This is what causes the flipper to actually flip up.
Over time these coil sleeves can get dirty. If the sleeve is too dirty then the flipper link can get stuck in the sleeve for a moment before slides all the way through the coil sleeve. This leads to a delay between when you hit the button and when the flipper actually flips. A dirty sleeve can also make the flipper weaker because the flipper link gets slowed down by the grime that has accumulated on the coil sleeve.
This is one of the most common flipper problems and it’s also extremely easy to fix. Coil sleeves usually cost 1 dollar or less and it takes a few seconds to swap them out.
#if this doesn’t fix it#then check the coil stop#or the EOS switch#but it’s usually this#ps that mario game is so much fun#i’m jealous#pinball#pinball maintenance#pirateprincessjess#ask pirateprincessjess#arcade
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the four F’s (and Daisuke)
#mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#talking tag#jimmys flight bc he’s always moving on to the next thing that will ‘fix it’. i know it doesn’t fully fit whatever
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Thought Fiddlestan was a purely comedic ship for a while but now I get it, I see the light. It’s about a man who nurtures and cares for others to the point of heartbreak meeting a man who doesn’t remember what it’s like for anyone to care about him. It’s about them being warm together around the absence of someone they both love. It’s about Fiddleford’s innate domesticity comforting a man whose deepest desire was to come home. It’s about falling in love with the same face again but in a new context that heals your past trauma. It’s about Stan’s unbridled affection finally validating someone who desperately needed the recognition. It’s also about very funny old man yaoi.
#it also completely works in canon if it ends poorly and they both get their memories wiped which is maybe the funniest part#stan my man you do not remember being El Gee Bee Tee but you know who else doesn’t remember? The junkyard hillbilly.#plus the yearning on both ends and the way it also makes sense for Fids to help Stan get the gears rolling on portal fixing#at its best it ends in a future where neither of them are as self destructive as in canon#and at its worst everything proceeds like normal#Fids starts a cult cause he got traumatized by the same damn face TWICE I would go insane too tbh#gravity falls#fiddlestan#fiddleford mcgucket#stanley pines
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how does a show released in 2024 fail harder in showcasing fully rounded female characters with flaws and strengths and rich personalities than a cartoon from the 2000s. why has television & film legitimately regressed across the years when it comes to showing women as human beings lmao
#atla#avatar the last airbender#Katara#I didn’t have high hopes#but good god#gave up 2 episodes in I COULDNT DO IT ANYMORE#and from what I’ve read online this doesn’t get fixed as the show goes along#what did they do to you Katara love of my life#Maria rants#1k#*text
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There’s not enough people talking about how important Stephanie is to Damian’s growth pre-Flashpoint.
Bruce had seen Damian as a beast to be tamed, Tim sees him as a ticking time bomb, and Dick is far better with him but he’s still an authority figure for Damian to combat with. But then he meets Stephanie, a college-aged girl who nobody trusts and he bullies her relentlessly and becomes inseparable from her.
She doesn’t interact with him based on his past, but on what she can see. This 10 year old just threatened to kill her? Wow he doesn’t get outside much. He’s not old enough to have seen Gremlins. What do you MEAN you’ve never been inside a bouncy house before we are fixing that immediately.
They are like cousins to each other. They poke fun at each other for being lame and stupid and Dick has to tell them both to shut up. She doesn’t see him as a project to be molded and redeemed, he’s just a kid with a crappy childhood like her and if he’s nice to her for 5 seconds she’ll do something with him to let him feel like a kid. And he doesn’t look at her and see a liability or a failure or a lost cause, like everyone she’s ever interacted with does. When he’s awful to her, it’s because he’s an obnoxious preteen boy.
And then you get the “there’s room in our line of work for hope, too” scene. Because Damian has gotten to know Steph and he can’t fathom why she’s here. She obviously has had to deal with crap and is still working through being kept on a leash by Nightwing and Oracle, but she isn’t broken like the rest of them are. Damian is surrounded by people who were molded and shaped and torn down and broken to become the monoliths that they are, and then there’s this girl who seems so at peace with herself and is constantly making quips, and it’s so foreign to him.
And she tells him that she’s in his world because she believes people are worth fighting for.
#Batman#damian wayne#stephanie brown#robin dc#batgirl#batgirl (2009)#Batfam#Batfamily#dc comics#batman meta#batgirl (2009) is my favorite comic I’ve ever read can you tell#I just love how Stephanie and Damian are so removed from everything when they’re together that there isn’t any hierarchy between them#they each have some sort of hierarchy and Expectation around literally everyone else#but with each other they’re just peers#they can work together and fight together#they can hate each other and be bickering the entire time#but they evaluate each other based on what they see#Damian sees a goofy but determined woman who doesn’t look at him like he needs fixing#and Stephanie sees a violent kid who clearly hasn’t had a childhood but is trustworthy in a fight#and they just. interact based on those factors and nothing else#and it’s so beautiful for them both#and you have the whole ‘fatgirl’ and ‘when did you start stuffing your suit’ comments from Damian that suck#but weirdly I find it comforting because it implies to me that Damian is feeling some stuff that’ll tie into puberty#and he lets himself (albeit in a very uncomfortable and harmful way) feel those emotions and express them to Steph#like it’s very stupid and so early 2000s and frustrating#but I think it’s a little charming how it’s another example of Stephanie sort of being a vessel for Damian to experience normal feelings#even if he ends up being very Damian about it
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POV you’ve informed the Queen and the Court’s Sorcerer of something and they very clearly know something that they’re not letting on
#hehe just a silly doodle#Gwen’s great at subtlety so would this even happen? debatable#just feel like they’d definitely get up to magical shenanigans post-canon#plus there were enough things in the show that could make a reappearance#Lady Vivian is visiting? Oh no is she still under the curse??? D: *cue mutual looks of alarm*#(it’s okay she’s not. justiceforvivian2024)#but anyway STILL they’d definitely go sneaking around in the vaults or library to find answers to the latest Situation tm#like yeah magic is legal and Guinevere is literally the queen#but that doesn’t stop them from shiftilly snooping!! shiftilly snooping just Happens when ur friends with Merlin#it’s like enrichment for them#ANYWAY yet again I have NO idea what proper anatomy is and I did not use a reference for Merlin and only glanced at one for Gwen so#sorry I cannot do u justice merlin + guinevere </3#my mom once glanced at one of my doodles when I was home and she was like why does Merlin look like a monkey#WHICH WAS KINDA OUT OF POCKET TBH 😭😭#but maybe one of these days I’ll actually learn drawing-related things so I can better spread my beloved post canon Merlin agenda#Merlin#Gwen#merlin fanart#bbc merlin#my art#art#merwen#EDIT: fixed up the colouring bc it was bothering meee rip
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And I think it’s so funny how it’s a known fact that the Robin costume is inspired by Dick’s past as a trapeze artist but every modern iteration will show the Flying Graysons outfit and it won’t resemble the Robin outfit at all (more often than not, giving Dick much more coverage than the original Robin outfit) and while yes it’s obviously DC changing things up and being silly,,, it does prompt the idea that when Bruce was like “uh no u can’t wear underwear to fight crime” Dick immediately said “:( but im an orphan” and lied because he liked the fit
#And BRUCE who KNOWSS that’s not his parents costume bc he was fucking there when they died!!! is either 1. sooo weak to this baby or 2.#doesn’t know if he can use the orphan card back#never been in this situation before#he needs to consult alfred and alfred would be like ‘No master bruce he’s a recently orphaned CHILD u are an adult’#My friend if u see this yeha i copy pasted it form the message i sent u but than fixed the grammar slay m#dcu#batman#batfam#batfamily#bruce wayne#batkids#dick grayson#nightwing
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“…𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰.”
“𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝙢𝙚, 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭.”
#good omens#not really a spoiler? just a hypothetical#imagine if Azi becomes delusional and clings to this untainted pre - fall image of Crowley#and thinks that if he can fix heaven and make Crowley an angel again it will stop his suffering and return him to his old happy self#but he doesn’t even consider asking Crowley if that is what HE wants#ineffable husbands#crowley fanart
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Pt 2 and the final part of LL Megatrons conversation with an aware G1 Starscream
this one wasn’t as dramatic as the first part but there’s only so much emotional vulnerability Screamer can do with his new free will heheh, thanks for all of the comments encouraging me! I’ve never drawn longer comics like these before and it’s pretty fun so hopefully I can improve with the next comic I make!
#Starscream doesn’t completely trust Megatron at the end of this comic but he will eventually#if he was that possessive over og Megatron he’s NEVER letting this one leave#btw that decepticon logo on Megatron is actually just stickers#if it gets damaged he sticks another one on#he’s kinda attached to his autobot badge cause it’s the only thing he has other then his weapons from his og world#he gets them commissioned on Etsy because they need to be so big and it’s been draining the decepticon budget for a month#or whatever the 80s version of Etsy is#starscream finally makes him an official badge and he finally lets go of the autobot one#he still keeps it somewhere#transformers#transformers lost light#megatron x starscream#transformers fanart#transformers g1#starscream#megascream#megatron#megastar#edit: I fixed a grammar mistake hopefully no one saw that#OK THERE WAS A COUPLE OF TYPOS WHOOPS I’m not used to typing on my tablet rip#i cant wait to look at this in the future and hopefully by then i would have improved#i mean this entire blog is me tracking how my robo art improves +some official content but specifically for comics#G1 x LL AU
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Cowgirl reader x art when
𐚁 ✮⋆˙ needy!art donaldson x cowgirl NSFW 18+
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art doesn’t even know why he agreed to go with patrick down south for an impromptu boys trip.
it’s stickier down there; the humidity so high that the air is practically drinkable.
the heat suffocated him and climbed down his throat the second he got off the plane, and patrick had unsurprisingly laughed at him when he developed sweat stains on his tee shirt after only ten minutes in the uber to their hotel. it wasn’t his fault, he just never handled high temperatures well.
he blamed the desert, or whatever hellish fire-breathing beast was desecrating this part of the country with such unimaginable warmth. he could hardly think straight with the way his clothing clung to his heat-prickled skin.
he regretted going on the trip from the moment they touched down at the airport. he wished he had stayed back home, then at least he could get some time on the courts. but no.
and so he ruminated on the idea that he shouldn’t have come.
that is, until he and pat went out to a bar that first night.
patrick had already gotten drunk in the first twenty-five minutes and was feeling up a stranger, staggering with them off into a booth buried at the back of the establishment to get handsy. art’s eyes had rolled so far back that he was sure the earth had almost tipped with them.
he leaned over the busy bar, sipping his underwhelming tequila soda until he felt someone different slip into the space next to him.
a woman.
a pretty—no, sexy one at that.
glossy lips, a loose tee shirt that hung off of one shoulder (pink bra strap on display), dark flare jeans that hugged her in all the right places, brown leather boots, and a cowboy hat.
she couldn’t look more typically southern. but fuck, she was hot.
she turns her head and smiles up at him, her hat tilting up with her neck’s movement to expose more of her face.
“hey,” she hums, her eyes scanning him up and down before he can even speak, “… you’re not from here, are you?”
her voice is warm and silky, like dark chocolate. it floods his brain and immediately dilutes his thoughts into incoherent ramblings.
god, why hasn’t he said anything?
say something, damnit!
“ha..! no, no.. not from here,” art chuckles out nervously after a brief clearing of his throat.
she just smirks. putting her pearly whites on display for everyone to see. or maybe just for him..?
“yeah, i could tell by the way you’re dressed.”
was.. was that an insult?
is he supposed to laugh?
shit, she smells like the most delicious—
the thoughts in his brain are cut off abruptly when he feels her hand on his chest, dragging down.
oh fuck.
“relax, city boy,” she purrs with an intoxicating drawl, her free hand taking the hat off of her own head and placing it on top of his blonde curls, “i didn’t mean to get y’all worked up.. i’ll buy you a drink, hm?”
“i.. uh, i mean— okay, yeah, uhm, sure. i’ll take a drink..”
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an hour comes and goes, and then art somehow winds up in the back of the girl’s car; parked on the outskirts of the small gravel lot.
it’s a shiny, cherry-red convertible. fuzzy dice hanging from the rearview mirror. a picture of a well-groomed black horse tucked into the driver seat’s personal mirror (which she flipped up once the two of them were taking off their clothes).
patrick was still somewhere in the bar, preoccupied, so art felt less guilty about letting this woman drag him out the backdoor towards her vehicle. all it had taken was one sloppy kiss, and then he was willingly trailing behind her like a sick dog.
art can hardly process that now they’re completely naked; his flushed back sticking to her leather seats as she sinks down on his cock. a shuddering groan is pulled forcefully from his chest, spilling out in the next instant. he feels his balls draw up once, twice, three times in response to the feeling of her tight cunt gripping around him, and he swears he could almost come right then and there. she’s like a fucking goddess.
“can you handle me?” she smirks down to him, starting to rock her hips rhythmically like she’s riding a mechanical bull, “i wanna hear an answer, darlin’…”
“can’t—“
ugh, he’s choking on his words. shaking hands holding her waist with the desperation of a guy who hasn’t gotten laid in over a year. he’s allowed to be a bit pathetic.
“can’t?” she repeats, bouncing now on his slicked-up shaft, her nails running down his tensing abdomen and leaving red stripes in their wake.
he shakes his head, a loud whimper and gasp following suit. his thighs are starting to tremble. toes already started curling thirty seconds ago.
“can’t— can’t last, not gonna last—“
the woman just laughs lowly and rolls her pelvis in slow circles. art’s body vaults up in response, pushing against her weight on top of him as he feels a blurt of precome erupt from his tip and surround him in the condom— daring him to disappoint her and let it all go before he gets the go-ahead.
“ohh… aah— you really aren’t from around here, are you? poor lil’ thing…”
he doesn’t know why that statement from her makes his gut stir with pre-orgasmic convulsions. he’s trying to meet her movements with his own thrusts, but he’s losing stamina fast. every buck of his body into her pussy sends a sharp bolt of pleasure right up his spine. he’s sweating almost as much now as he was when he first arrived. probably moreso, if he’s honest.
and shit, he can’t be anything but honest at this point.
she’s making him forget everything he ever disliked about this part of the country.
she’s making him feel like her pussy could solve all of his problems.
she’s making him feel like… like… like—
“oh, god—!” he hiccups, squeezing into her torso, head tipped back and biceps curling as he tries to tug her down closer, “i’m sorry, i can’t hold it— i’m gonna come, can’t— can’t stop-!”
she giggles, and then there’s the voice again. warm, smooth, low. dripping right into the crook of his neck.
“alright, city boy,” she whispers, “come then.”
and that’s all it takes.
art’s eyes squeeze shut, his jaw slacks, and he lets out the most desperate strangled cry as he feels the scorching waves of pleasure consume him from all sides. he feels his cock kick against her palpating walls, pulses of his sticky white release webbing on the inside of the latex.
he’s practically vibrating by the time the aftershocks roll around, his baby blues looking up dazedly to the smiling woman still connected to him. her hands cup his flushed cheeks, her thumbs wiping beaded sweat from his temples and his forehead.
“there ya go… thaaat’s it, darlin’… let it all out…”
art sucks his bottom lip between his teeth and whimpers as he feels his dick stir inside of her, threatening to shoot again just from her words.
“haah… ha-aahngh… hnngh,” he quakes, gasping for air and trying to calm himself down, “h-how did… ngh— how did y-you do that t-to me..?”
trying not to sound so utterly wrecked is easier said than done, he’s realizing that now. he really can’t prevent it- he’s nothing more than a limp mess underneath her perfect form.
he winces and hisses softly with sensitivity when she torturously rocks just once more over his spent parts.
“oh, honey,” she laughs, “we just do it different down here.”
… god, he loves the south.
#🌸 - ask prompts#i loved writing this omg#angel u opened my eyes#art gets dommed by people in every state it doesn’t matter#he’s always gonna submit :)#realizing this wasn’t x reader but maybe i should write another part to fix that hm#sage’s asks#🩷 - thirsts#art donaldson smut#art donaldson x reader#sub art donaldson#challengers smut
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Prompt 279
Now Danny didn’t mean to make a Bootube channel. He’d meant to send that sleep deprived ramble to Tucker, but he had clicked on the wrong app and yeah. Apparently people enjoy his space rambles- or it could have been the ghost blob-cats that had decided to flop onto him. (Honestly he wasn’t surprised they would start to mimic the shapes of things in their surroundings)
Tucker? Found it hilarious, as did Sam and Val and… um, okay this has become their shared channel now, nice. Though there are some strange comments on some of the videos. Really, what do they mean green sky and crazy tech???
#Prompts#Danny Phantom#Tucker does coding stuff & how to fix design flaws in everyday technology#Sam has a gardening & eco-awareness playlist#Valerie has stuff with All Sorts of Weapons & a mini blog of Cujo#Danny does Space stuff and he loves it#Everyone is freaking out because the videos aren’t only showing up in their world but other ones too#Also all of them are revealing a bunch of stuff that Humanity Doesn’t Know Yet#Thank you weird time stuff of the Zone#Space Core Danny#Life Core Sam#Storm Core Tucker#Metal Core Val#Are they roommates or together who knows#Ellie shows up in the background sometimes too#They do a lot of stuff in the background of each others videos#Including their food fighting#DCxDP#DPxDC#DP x Marvel#DPxBHA#Danny Phantom Crossover#Do as Many Crossovers as you Want
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idk what we’re all calling the concept of fiddlestan working together but i’m calling my version the portal partners AU 🙏🏼
#gave it a name bc i was kinda tired of calling it the Fidds and Stan Work Together on the Portal AU#it’s called portal partners bc they’re partners in fixing the portal partners in running the shack AND partners in life#ik i’m not the only one to think of an au where they start working together after ford goes missing#but i don’t see a lot of people really showing the older version of them ? i don’t think ?#like i’ve seen canon older fiddlestan but not older fiddlestan after working together for 30 years ? idk#also figured fidds would look different in a world where he doesn’t lose his mind in his 30s#🤷🏻♂️#gay old men#yay#stan looks and acts the same btw he just happens to also have a very longterm bf to be gay with#gravity falls took place before gay marriage was legal (jesus christ that’s crazy to think about) so that’s why i say very longterm bf#(this means ford would be back in time to attend their wedding tho so. best man ford real. fidd & ford may be sort-of-exes but it’s fine)#gravity falls#gravity falls au#fiddlestan#also… petition to start calling fiddlestan fiddley#bc fiddle(ford) + (stan)ley …. fiddley… u see the vision????#fiddley#🙂↕️🙏🏼#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#gravity falls fanart#idk man i’m gonna tag the au too ig#portal partners au#gravity falls portal partners au#???#my art#(i guess? used a fidds base then redrew it with my changes so idk)#rystiart#sorry if someone’s done smthn similar bc i feel like this idea of them working together is pretty popular maybe 😭
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Pervert Asmo with a scent kink he’s obsessed with your scent your perfume and how you always smell so sweet and tempting -🍿
Nsfw!
🍿 did you read my mind?! I was literally thinking about this a few days ago skjskj
CW; scent kink duh ‘n a little bit of non-con touching at the end.
Perv!Asmo loves your scent, he’s not sure how to describe it but it’s so sweet and tantalizing it’s almost like a drug. and he straight up steals- I mean he borrows your perfume occasionally (all the damn time) just so he can spray it on his pillows and on his bedsheets and on his clothes and- you get the idea.
He wants to be wrapped in your scent all the time!! although it’d be even better if you were sharing the same scent….or you were covered in his scent!!!- but that’s something he’ll work on later. For now this will have to do.
He loves having your scent all around him because it makes it easier to imagine you’re in the room with him. That your hand is wrapped around his cock, that the teasing touches are yours and not his own…
and in general Asmo’s always touchy but he can play it off as just- well being Asmodeus! So sometimes he’ll pull you to sit in his lap and nuzzle his face in your neck to sniff subtly, soaking in your scent and body heat.
He tries to kiss and lick at your neck too but you always brush it off as more of Asmo’s playful antics. Which is fine with Asmo, as long as you don’t stop him. (really he’d do anything to get a taste of you.)
It’s even better when you have ‘spa nights’ and end up sleeping over in his room in his bed!!! He loves being cuddled up close to you, inhaling the same air and getting to bask in your scent.
Asmo likes to sneak under the covers as soon as you’re asleep, watching you closely making sure you don’t wake up as he slips down lower and lower until his face rests right over your crotch.
He gets bold too, slipping your PJ bottoms down enough that he can lick at your pussy a few times. Getting another little taste of that sweet smell he loves so much, the one that’s filling his lungs right now.
It’s a little awkward first thing in the morning, you’ll wake up and find Asmo’s arms wrapped around your legs, your PJs pulled back up now, but his face is still buried between your legs….but he gives you one of his extra sweet smile and laughs it off.
Obviously he moved down in his sleep, nothing more to it sweetie <3
#He would steal your clothes too- but you spend so much time in his bedroom and bathroom he doesn’t have to-#anyways!!!#as always plz ignore any typos or mistakes I’ll fix them later <3#1 am thots~#pervs <3#obey me smut#smut#obey me asmo x reader#obey me asmo smut#obey me!#om! smut#asmo x reader#azzy <333
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Your most recent post I just made me think about John (because I’m always thinking about John) and if having his wrists pinned would freak him out. Like, the level of trust he would have to build with Oscar to give up what little control he does have, give up that little piece of autonomy he clings too. Idk your art makes me crazy and then I get thinking and here we are—
no you’re so right my god. I need to draw more of these three navigating being intimate because it makes me go INSANE. I need more John being reluctant to trust Oscar and Oscar being patient with him because he’s probably a little bit scared of him but also he knows what it’s like to be ignored and to lose some of your autonomy (I mean he’s coming from the religious trauma stand point but still you get me) NOW YOUVE GOT ME RAMBLING DAMN IT I need to draw them so bad
#OSCAR HAS ONLY EVER BEEN TOLD WHAT TO DO HOW TO ACT TO BE A GOD FEARING BOY AND MAKE IT TO HEAVEN#HE HARDLY KNOWS HOW TO ACCEPT THINGS HE WANTS AND DESERVES BECAUSE HE THINKS HE BENEATH BASIC AFFECTION#sorry anyway so when John start being you know apprehensive he doesn’t push cus he knows how horrible it is#to do things or act in ways you don’t want to. and how you’re shamed for not wanting to do it#idk idk I think they could fix each other#oh and Arthur’s just there for the head I mean huh#ask
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Modern AU Bramie worst couple on gods green earth. She’s a college sophomore on a sports scholarship just trying to get through her classes. He works at Tywin Roy’s multi media empire bc nepotism and he sucks so hard at his job he couldn’t tell you his title. They met while she was on her daily 5 am jog outside of campus and found him hungover on a park bench after a two week bender with coke in his pocket and 30 missed calls and 55 suggestive texts from Cersei. She thinks he’s a bum but gives him her water bottle out of pity. They meet again a week later at some business soirée Tywin is throwing that Briennes dad got invited too and they meet eyes and immediately feel some kind of godawful connection they are Locked In now. He beelines over to her bc he subconsciously thinks she’s Mother Teresa but then verbally starts making fun of her for having a social climber daddy. She asks how his monthly detox at rehab was. They’re snippy with each other all night. A few days later she’s getting coffee with Sansa after class and she looks over to see who Briennes texting and goes why are you arguing with a thirty two year old man over his college sports highlight reels. Aaaaaand scene.
#asoiaf shitposting#she’s not even trying to go ‘I can fix him’ she just gets off on telling him he was born with a silver spoon up his ass#and he enjoys it#they’re terrible I love them#he doesn’t even go ‘you’re so mature for your age’ bc he acts like a twenty two year old anyway#it isn’t until he gets his first hard on after a particularly nasty argument that he goes I Feel Wrong
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I love being a writer, I really do, but when the plot I’m writing gets complex, my brain hurts and I want to crash tf out
#I’m ready to crash tf out rn#I love writing complex plots#but when something doesn’t make sense#then I have to hyperfixate on it till I fix it#just writer things#writing problems#writing memes#and when you have multiple complex characters who are all involved in said plot#then it gets even crazier#my brain is soup#endless soup
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