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samkee00 · 8 months ago

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Friendly reminder that JKR is a racist, antisemitic, holocaust denying transphobe who actively uses the money she makes from Harry Potter to make life worse for thousands of people. If you follow me and I see you posting Harry Potter shit, I will block you.

I was a big fan of HP as a kid, too. I was in the fucking Dumbledore's Army club hosted by my school. Even if the series was formative for you, you have to let it go if you care about other human beings at all. There is no "death of the author" when the author is alive and using the popularity of their work to ruin lives.

#original shit #posting this on the off chance the person who just followed me somehow doesnt know this #and sees this post and learns #but this grace period will not last long #harry potter #im not sure if i should tag that honestly but maybe people who still browse that fucking tag will finally internalize this reality #if they see enough posts like this #on a related note #worldbuilders stop using harry potter as the go-to example for soft magic systems challenge 2k24 (impossible)#shut the FUCK UP for real

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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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chrisrin · 3 months ago

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all my behind-the-scenes concept work and such for the HGCZ! i had a blast working on it all.

check out my finished piece here, and check out @hotguycomiczine for the full zine!

#hotguy comics zine #hgcz #hgcz spoilers #sort of?#enough that i think i should tag it LOL #as you can see. i made a final design for impulse . and then Did Not Commit to It #well i sorta did #but my dumbass made the camo like #so complex #so as i was drawing him three billion times #i was like #why the fuck would i do the camo every time #so i simplified it #you'd think with me being an animator i would Know this lesson #but alas #chris doodles #also im going to reblog this post with all the draft versions of the pages cause i think theyre fun to compare

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dateamonster · 7 months ago

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"top ten movies about Girlhood" whose girlhood? whose girlhood? what kind of girl are these movies about? answer quickly.

#weirdly enough the fits never seems to be on that list #weirdly enough you also dont tend to see any fat girls in that pretty lil video essay thumbnail #perhaps there will be a Sapphic if youre lucky #what is girlhood? whose girlhood is it? but like. u know whose.#off topic #this was originally gonna be a post abt horror movies i swear but it turns out im annoyed by this in multiple genres #ungodly screeching

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cj-the-random-artist · 3 months ago

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Ok hear me out: Narilamb but they're both aroace and in a qpr.

I've been rolling around in my head for like a long long time this idea that Narinder and Lambert could both be aroace and (after like. A couple of centuries or so) end up in this like very comfortable very close relationship that neither of them define as anything specific other than calling it a "companionship". But on the other hand most of the cult thinks that they're dating in secret or something despite the fact that both of them have said they don't take lovers, because they are clearly very tight but maybe not super openly so, so maybe the cultists thing they're being secretive and hiding something or something like that. Idk but my aroace brain loves thinking about extremely close (mostly) platonic relationships and for some reason my brain decided hmm. I'm going to take this and throw it at Narilamb and see how I like it.

So then I decided to make a ridiculous joke comic about Narinder asking Lambert's hand in marriage specifically because he wants to get out of paying taxes. Because like, I know that spouse followers do actually still have to pay taxes in the actual game but. Hey Narinder and Lambert have presumably never married so they probably don't know that...? Honestly the only reason I made this was because the concept tickled me and I spent too much time on this for no one to see it, so. This comic and all it's absolute ridiculousness be upon ye.

While there's a tiny part of me that's been thinking about making this into an AU (which I'd probably call something like the "Strictly Platonic AU" or something), I know for a fact that I would blatantly not do anything legitimate with it so. It's an unofficial AU I guess?? But. Anyways. I thought this would be funny. Enjoy my ramblings and I hope you enjoy this thing that I spent. Actual time on. Lol

#cotl #cotl fanart #cult of the lamb #cult of the lamb fanart #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl narilamb #narilamb #(not sure if this counts as full on narilamb but hey for the folks who don't wanna see it it's properly tagged)#tbh there's a part of me that doesn't know why I'm posting this cuz. it's so ridiculous and silly and self indulgent and like #it probably only appeals to me specifically but hey. I thought it was funny and maybe someone else will too #also new lambert face!! which i'm super happy with they look really good i think in comparison to my other drawings of them so far #anyways that's enough tag rambles. if you've read this far into the tags then uh. hello!! I hope you recieved good news today :D

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fanaticalthings · 6 months ago

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Bruce coming home one day to find Robin Jason clinging onto a chandelier with Dick below him cheering him on.

Bruce: Jason what are you doing?

Jason: Dick said that you missed his antics after he moved out and so he’s teaching me how to be a better son

Dick: After this we’re going to drive the Batmobile into the bay :D

Jason: We’re going to what? I mean yeah! Right into the water.

Jason trying to whisper to Dick: Dick I can’t swim though

This just further fuels the chaotic dynamic of Dick and Jason during a time where Dick was still going through his teenage angst and was absolutely not a benevolent role model LMAO

I mentioned it in this post, but it's just so funny to me to imagine a Jason who grew up with an absolutely WILD Dick Grayson as an older brother, while the younger batkids grew up with a more mellowed out and mature (arguable but when measured against the other kids, he wins by a landslide) Dick Grayson.

Robin!Jason era:

Dick: You wanna go out and get high?

Jason: I can't, I have homework.

Dick, sputtering: HOMEWORK?

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Dick, about to do an elaborate (and totally not dangerous) acrobatic move in the manor: Watch this, littlewing

Jason: You shouldn't do that, it'll make Bruce upset.

Dick, on the brink of angry tears: Why are you like this.

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Jason, dejected: Listen, I know you don't approve of me because you think I'm not good enough as Robin, but-

Dick: Not good enough as Robin? I don't care about that, I just think you're a little bitch

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Dick taking Jason out on a hangout for the first time: OK, looks like I got my work cut out for me. Take out a notepad and write everything down. I will NOT have my successor embarrass me like this. So what you wanna do to piss off Bruce-

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[Years later, Jason returning to Gotham with the fury of a thousand suns and the chaos to match it]: I'm gonna make your life a living HELL, Bruce

Dick, older and relatively more chilled out: Okayyyyy, maybe let's just– calm down a lil, haha, no need for the theatrics

Jason, betrayed, observing a Dick Grayson who is teaching his new younger siblings to behave and be mature: Dick, what the FUCK

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Present!Dick, mentoring Tim: Make sure not to be too impulsive, don't wanna raise Bruce's blood pressure

Red Hood!Jason spying on them from afar: Who even ARE you??

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Jason: So you teach me ALL of that, only to turn into the ONE thing you despised so greatly all those years ago

Dick, sweating: Well-

Jason: I'm ASHAMED. How can you be worthy of being called my PREDECESSOR?

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seventh-district · 7 months ago

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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 5 - I Finally Finished the 2.2 Main Quest Edition

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 6]

#hsr #hsr incorrect quotes #hsr memes #hsr textpost #honkai star rail #honkai star rail meme #honkai star rail memes #hsr meme #hsr spoilers #hsr 2.2 spoilers #aventurine #sunday #hsr sunday #robin #hsr robin #stelle #hsr trailblazer #acheron #black swan #misha #hsr misha #hsr gallagher #gallagher #boothill #if these memes don't make it obvious enough. i have finally completed the 2.2 main quest. and i am feeling. so many things about it /pos #11/10 i couldn't be more pleased. but i also don't have it in me to articulate any of it so here. have more memes instead #was fighting for my life to figure out the alt text for the 2nd one tbh. my struggle saga continues #let's see if any of these have been done yet. bc after posting these i always fuckign stumble on 1 or 2 that have been :/#and i feel bad. like i've stolen the idea? but i literally only see them after the fact!! sigh. there's nothing new under the sun etc etc

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sweetlullabyebye · 2 months ago

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Made way too many posts about jealous Charles so here is Charles actually smiling for a change

#ngl this was supposed to be a happy post but the sheer amount of time his smile drops the minute he's not looked at #or realizes that people aren't matching his energy #is kinda sad #charles rowland #dead boy detectives #paynland #payneland #tagged paynland bc who do u think he's looking at in 10/14 of these #this is obviously not everytime he smiles it's more like everytime he smiles showing teeth while my wifi cooperated enough that i could see #actually not even every time he smiles with teeth just that one smile in particular

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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago

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hey can you guys watch them for a second

#xmen #xmen cartoon #xmen 92 #cherik #erik magnus lehnsherr #charles xavier #professor x #magneto #snap sketches #this is so sketchy and Whatever HOWEVER. i needed to scratch that cherik itch this morning #been too long since i doodled them <- its been two days #IT'S THE WEEKEND THO SO NOW ILL GET MORE TIME TO DOODLE THEM YAAAAY #not todaty tho. unfortunately i am busy today so hence the quick doodle this morning #i just needed to see them ...#anyway im not looking at this for too long lest i acknowledge the ninety mistakes ok bye bye #ill cook up something better soon but this cute enough for now so we deal #i almost posted this to the wrong blog like my god i woulda thrown up

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forgettable-au · 22 days ago

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END OF CHAPTER ONE

FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 65-72)

* Time to put this puzzle together.

[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]

#long post #SO SORRY FOR THE POST BEING SO LONG BUT I NEEDED THE DRAMA AND YOU GUYS BEING LIKE #“why is it still going.....”#hehe #JOKES ON YOU! I LIED! THESE ARE 8 PAGES NOT 6!!!#yippiee #YOU GOT EVEN MORE #OKAY NOW #To address everything!!!#“time travel? Really?”#YES REALLY #HAVE YOU ALL SEEN WHAT SANS SAYS IN HIS BATTLE #“our reports” “timelines jumping left and right” “an anomaly in the time-space continuum” HE KNOWS ABOUT THAT STUFF #HE RESEARCHED THAT STUFF #HE HAS A SECRET CODEWORD READY IN CASE HE FINDS A TIME TRAVELER WHY WOULD HE HAVE THAT???#Alphys has researched alternate universes too(which are usually related to alternate timelines)#okay enough of me rambling #I told u guys I made a mess to make the undertale timeline make sense lol #ANYWAYYSS #SIGH finally done with chapter one #IT WAS 52 PAGES LONG!!!!#So many things happened here #PAPYRUS AND FLOWEY ARE BACK!!!!#see you all again soon with chapter TWO #forgettable-au #forgettable-au-comic #papyrus #papyrus is gaster #undertale #gaster

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danandfuckingjonlmao · 3 months ago

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dnp are so much worse than we could ever be. they bully us for being like omg they touched and then sit there screaming and giggling and kicking their feet because omg dan helped phil sort his fringe out in 2015 that’s soooo sweet!1!!1!!!!! 😭😭😭 omg did you see how they communicated without words?? 😱 they are so in tune with each other they have such a powerful connection 🥹🥰😆 so cute how dan was looking out for phil soulmate shit fr 🥺 let’s watch it again 😝😍🤣😵🤭🫨 like shut the fuck up?? fucking phannies?? you’re so embarrassing??

#it’s already annoying enough that we know they see two of anything and go ‘omg that’s us’#and that they send each other posts like ‘this was made for us 🥹’ and sit around going ‘oh my god that is SO us 🥺’ ‘i know! 🥺’ like go away #THEY HAVE A FRAMED PICTURE OF THEIR FINAL FANTASY CHARACTERS FFS WE CANT BEAT THAT #they are the biggest phannies there’s no competition #knowing that helps me sleep at night #i’m like ok being a phannie humiliating and shameful but it could be worse i could be dnp #/j #self love is good i guess #hi sanj if you see this im sorry for neglecting you i haven’t not been on twt #dnp #dan and phil #phan #dip and pip #d&p #dapg #danandphilgames #dick and penis #yeet my deet #dan howell #daniel howell #amazingphil #phil lester #danisnotonfire #yeet my deenp #tatinof #dnptit #pp42??#bog #tmogar

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dootznbootz · 3 months ago

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Penelope is also Athena's pet/blorbo/special little mortal/etc. and if you think otherwise you're straight up wrong.

You're also wrong if you think Athena only likes Penelope because of Odysseus and/or Telemachus. As if Athena didn't see a young Penelope pull some shit and immediately think "Oh! Another mind to mold! C'mere you! Let's do some riddles and weaving!". Athena was happy that two of her favorite pets have met and fell in love!

#maybe even Athena introduced them! idk #I mean c'mon. Pen is KNOWN for her weaving AND her Cunning and she basically knew that was Odysseus that was in disguise #Athena had to make Penelope go to sleep because she was sad AND she would've figured shit out.#Idc who Athena favored first but Athena definitely favored Penelope even before she was married. I will die/kill on that hill #everytime I see someone minimize/erase/devalue/etc. Penelope I want to bash my head against the wall.#*bangs pots and pans together in rage*#I think some of you only like Penelope because Odysseus likes her :') not all but... enough that it makes me sad.#like I've noticed some people only like my odysseus posts and not my Penelope ones. and oof. ;~; that tells me a lot😞#like yes. she's a bit of an enigma...AND THAT'S THE POINT. She's so intelligent that she's tricking the narrator/audience AND Odysseus!#Mad rambles #penelope #penelope of ithaca #penelope odyssey #penelope of sparta #Water Wife #odyssey #the odyssey #greek mythology #tagamemnon #athena #epic the musical #shot by odysseus #essay

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waltricia · 6 months ago

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We have not spent nearly enough time talking about how Nicola Coughlan is the most beautiful kisser in the world.

And this kiss should have immediately ended the “it’s rushed” debate. Because if a woman kissed me like that, 100% I’m marrying her. Are you fucking kidding me? Colin’s subsequent unhinged behavior is completely justified.

I will not be taking any questions on this.

#rushed?? cmon #not rushed enough #lol i thought i was a pen or eloise but i’m starting to think i may actually be a colin #i masked most of my life i’ve spent a lot of time not seeing things that were right in front of me i have a hero complex #and i would also marry pen #shit #i’m a fuckin colin #but like all the worst parts of him lol (besides the love of pen)#i’m going to finish this stupid post and go think about things for a while #polin #bridgerton #nicola coughlan

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soosoosoup · 7 months ago

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