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tariah23 · 10 months ago
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Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess
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clownboybebop · 6 months ago
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if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!
1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.
2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.
3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes
it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.
It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.
so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know
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stemmmm · 10 days ago
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more people gotta try this shit where bill has not improved and will not change but he's just chilling so its fine probably. its great
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uservarric · 1 year ago
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had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo
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canisalbus · 5 months ago
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The forbidden smooth Machete.
A lot of his head is just fluff, without it he's even more noodly than usual.
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ayatheav · 3 months ago
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Silesian Miku
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sashthesloth · 1 year ago
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I’ve got the BG3 gang goes to a gala quest tadpole wriggling around in my head
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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago
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Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?
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eydilily · 9 days ago
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would you bite the hand that feeds you?
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pencilmint · 3 months ago
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Sunset in Shinjuku
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ghost-bxrd · 2 months ago
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Prompt:
Brucie Wayne gets into a mild accident in public (read-got hit by a car). And Batman would just walk it off (“it’s barely a bruise”), but Brucie obviously… can’t.
So he has to suffer the ordeal of having civilians call paramedics, getting fussed over, and having-
Having his dead son get into the back of the ambulance with him.
Oh- oh no. He must have hit his head worse than he thought. He thought he was past this…
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illusioncanthurtme--art · 1 month ago
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...I got fiddlestan brainworms
hehehe funny spongebob reference
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keymintt · 1 year ago
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a comic/zine about coyotes
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ninjasmudge · 9 months ago
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thats a red flag narinder, get that crown back while you still can
+ top panel without text below the cut
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He would not go there.
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reaiiygoodusername · 2 months ago
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Parkour Civilization” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw a hidden level of parkour civilization
My buddy Evbo pacing: seawatt is lying to us
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