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NEW OC QUESTION
Does your oc use emojis while texting?
#alora#you’re lucky if you get a ‘lol’#she’s more of a ‘haha’ but even then it’s sarcastic#Kasiya#if she had a phone then yes#she’d use them to express emotions#Phira#the only ones she really uses are the hearts#and putting one in someone’s contact name#so Steve is ‘Steve 💙🦊’ in her phone#oc questions#thanks for coming to my nat talk#mk alora#mk kasiya#tekken Phira#mk oc#tekken oc
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[insp] [Alex]
Prince Henry of Edinburgh is accurate to the movie don't @ me
#red white and royal blue#henry hanover stuart fox#henry fox mountchristen windsor#alex claremont diaz#taylor zakhar perez#nicholas galitzine#rwrbedit#rwrb movie#rwrb source#the real reason alex whipped out his phone#do you know how many times i re-wrote whether arthur would be a duke or not#my poor flatmate does#maybe this is why the book had shitty research#i also changed my mind about catherine being princess of wales between alex's gifset and henry's#teeeechnically after the succession act in 2013 she could have been given the title?#but.... i don't see it happening#(yes i know she was in the book but once again the book put zero effort into researching anything british)#(and i'm not sugar coating my opinion of that lack of effort)
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NO MORE ASSOCIATING THINGS WITH FEMMES ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PINK!HYPERFEM FEMMES ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU CAMPY FEMMES WHO EMBODY PINK BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU GUYS NOT GO MORE THAN ONE DAY W/O TRYING TO SHOEHORN FEMMES INTO BEING ONLY PINK UWU BABIES. I AM FEMME AS IN GRASS AS IN DIRT AS IN TREE BARK AS IN WEEDS SPROUTING THROUGH THE SIDEWALK CEMENT. FEMME AS IN GENDER NONCONFORMITY AS IN FUCK YOU MY FEMININITY IS WHAT *I* SAY IT IS. FEMME AS IN DEPTH AND DARKNESS AND WARMTH AND TERROR. FEMME AS IN CAVES. FEMME AS IN LIGHTNING. FEMME AS IN AN AMALGAMATION OF TRAITS THAT I HAVE DECIDED ARE FEMININE REGARDLESS OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. FUCK IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!???
#personal#i am emotional yes#over the years ive had this blog I've made a few posts abt being femme#nd whether they're serious or jokey..... inevitably someone in the tags goes “ohhh yeah bc pink”#or in the case of what inspired this post: someone going “what about the pink ones” on my praying mantis post#and im just.#sick of it. im sick of femme being equated to pink and frilly girlie behaviors.#im sick of femme being equated to skirts and heels. to makeup. to skincare. to pristine nails exactly almond shaped.#im sick of ppl acting like All femmes aspire to this shit. im sick of femms being reduced to this shit.#and i love pink! i love pink! my phone theme is quite literally just black and pink all over.#im just. so tired of any expression of Femme identity being shoehorned into being a Specific type of femininity#especially as someone who DOES get dysphoric wearing skirts. wearing dresses. embodying the femme aesthetic yall are so set on making#if u guys wanna rb this i truly dont care#i just needed to scream#and this is one small thing#but the 2nd largest category of anon hate i have gotten since making this blog is str8 up homophobia from other “queer” folks#saying i cant be femme bc of how i present. calling me slurs (and using them as such) bc they cant understand femme as anything but that#my wife and i have our users in our personal discord server set as 2 different things of anon hate ive gotten#i have had OTHER FEMMES tell me i am not femme. femmes who Know im femme who still call me butch. femmes who ive corrected and been blocked#-by bc of it. the number 1 largest demographic of queerfolk who have me blocked rn is TME femmes who embody pink also#and i dont think its a coincidence at all. (and i know this bc i go to try and follow these ppl bc they get rbed on my dash & i cant)#and ik their blogs arent deleted bc some of them don't block my wife (tall. white. butch) and it cant be politics cause her and i rb#a lot of the same political shit (fuck. i think she rbs More than i do even. this is genuinely mainly a nsft blog)#and usually i don't say anything but im having a bad day so i get to be angry about this and if anyone fucking tries me i will block u#idc if we've been mutuals 4ever. im judt so tired of feeling like i am not Enough as a femme bc i dont embody this shit#im sick of this lameass lip service to he/him gnc femmes etc when the thin white 50s housewife femme is still what is preferred and loved#im sick of this lamesss lip service when y'all feel entitled to theorizing on other femmes genders bc u cant conceptualize a femme who does#wanna be hypetfeminine. im sick of it. im sick of it. im sick of it.#celebrity bun
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Of Godsons, Fruitloops, and Lois 'I will drag all secrets out into the sun' Lane
Danny loses his parents due to their own lack of safety in the lab (death? Coma? People finally putting their foot down about the Fenton's endangering their kids? Idk pick). Jazz can't take him in due to being in college and living on its campus (and he didnt want to force her into an apartment just to keep him, he saw the prices and knows she'll have to work to make rent) and Danny fears the only place he can go to is... Vlad. (Sam's parents would never let him live with her and Tucker's place doesn't have the room)
Vlad's been lording it over Danny, smug about it all, after all he IS Danny's godfather and he has the space and money to provide for the boy in his time of need.
Only, when digging into Danny's files, his social worker discovers Vlad isn't Danny's godfather, he was meant to be but the Fenton's forgot to send/sign in the final paperwork (even if those documents were the only contact they had with Vlad over the years before the reunion)
No Danny's godparent, the person to take him should anything happen to the Fenton's is....
Lois Lane.
His mom's childhood friend.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#blue rambles#crossover#writing ideas#random idea#danny phantom dc#dpxdc#Lois gets a call about her godson who she hasnt really seen since he was a toddler#both she and Maddie had gotten busy with their lives and careers but did still talk at time#she does still send things and have talked with Danny over the phone though#though last time they spoke was before his accident#when she see's him alarm bells start ringing#Danny just got out of a fight with Skulker and is kinda curling in on himself as Vlad is towering over him and threatening him#Vlad is trying to use Lois as a 'Tell her you wish to stay with me and I wont have to harm her' threat against Danny#ooooh what if Clark was with her#and hears EVERYTHING Vlad's been saying#normally i do the bats but hey I wanna switch it up a bit#Lois has a new rich target to sic her investigate journalism on#'hmmm yes EXACTLY how did you get so rich so fast again Mr. Masters?'
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Aroace culture is accidentally writing all your characters to be aspec because you have a hard time writing romantic and sexual relationships.
#for example#every dnd character I’ve ever made is aspec#yes even the one who had a child#(she was an ace lesbian who made a mistake when she was younger)#even the other one who was married#(he was asexual demipanromantic)#(we’re pretty sure he got married for tax benefits)#(he’s the kind of person who has his husband’s name in his phone as (Name) Husband)#there was that one who might not have been aspec but truly didn’t gaf about relationships because he didn’t have time for it#the rest are just full on aroace though#it’s hard to write something you don’t experience or fully understand#aromantic#asexual#aroace#aroace culture#aspec#aspec culture
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Not a man ever born ever could resist
A well-turned calf, a slender wrist,
A silhouette as airy as the morning mist,
And a dainty dimpled knee.
PATTI LUPONE in Candide
#i assure you that women can't resist either#just saying#patti lupone#candide 2005#theather#shes so gorgeus i cant#have you ever seen a woman so beautiful you started crying#yes but also have you ever seen a woman so beautiful that had you howling at the moon#because that happens to me whenever miss maam lady madame patti lupone is on my phone#especially in this costume#im on my knees for you marry me maam please#bad quality but not entirely my fault this time eheh#myedit#mygifs#stgedit
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Rory's very first wild* point! I'm so proud 🥺
*(on a wild partridge, not a training set up, I didn't say anything, and it was a true scent point)
#its so funny how she looks back at me like what are we doing#when the instincts kick in but youre not 100% sure what the game actually is 😂#she relocated herself at the beginning there (moved closer to the bird instead of standing still when i walked around her)#but im not too fussed#she will figure it out in time#its soooo cool to see it start to click#im so pumped i had my phone out#(yes portrait video beloathed - i was preoccupied)#dogblr#rory borealis#bird dog training
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This is why she had to keep changing the passcode.
#brooklynn#jwcc#camp cretaceous#jurassic world: camp cretaceous#chaos theory#jwct#struggled so long with trying to decipher ben's babble#fortunately the novel is based on the script so he had sean's whole line there#and yes the side of ben's text changed BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE HIS DIALOGUE IS COMING FROM NOW#haha#yasmina fadoula#ben pincus#darius bowman#kenji kon#thinking about how if brooklynn's phone backed up she would have had a kenji selfie stored there afterwards#probably his profile pic for a while
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I’ve… I’ve been thinking lately…
#he is the ringleader!!!! basically he takes caine’s role in the circus#which I think is SO FITTING FOR HIM because he takes basically the same role in the game#and I also see omori as a very ai-like character anyway… like he gives those vibes and that’s how I try to portray him#his sole purpose and goal is to protect sunny from the truth. he’s basically programmed to do that and will do anything to perform that task#and keep that peace#going so far as to kill different incarnations of basil and even sunny just so he doesn’t have to face the truth and stays inside headspace#so. yeah….#hejejsjsjs#obviously Caine isn’t like that but there’s so many similarities between omori and Caine that i had to make omori the ringleader#it’s literally his role in game guys!!!!! aksjekeksksk#also been thinking about avatars for the cast… oughhhh it’s been very fun#nothing concrete yet but I have ideas#also yes!!! my phone is back so I can draw again#rejoice!!!!!#omori#omori au#omori omori#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc caine#ig?2!3£3!3£#omori mewo#she is mentioned so she is tagged#tadc bubble#same logic
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seeing how Atsushi was in the orphanage his whole life, I bet he went absolutely crazy for train stamps; like taking Ranpo out to the train and noticing the stamp booth and asking 'whats that?' and Ranpo explaining the system and Atsushi immediately buying a notebook to get his first stamp! (he downloads the app for the local line stamps which offer digital stamps) then him freaking out that the metro does stamps as well?? cue him always agreeing to go out with Ranpo and the other Agency members taking him along and bringing a page of the train stamp if they ever leave Yokohama without him
#bsd atsushi#bungou stray dogs#atsushi nakajima#im not sure why people forget how sheltered his was in his upbringing compared to the other characters#weird seeing fics where he's explaining things to Kyouka when she had parents and had freedom prior to the mafia#Atsushi was literally at the orphanage for 18 years and was kicked out#using suica? using points from at grocery stores?#what is that? how would he even know? unless that was basic knowledge at the orphanage#I bet he spent all night learning how to navigate his phone after receiving it from the agency#anything that seemed normal and ppl wouldn't think twice about im sure Atsushi was like hm yes Ive done that and I understand#he's probably bluffing and learning everything on a day to day basis#not trying to infantilize him btw#hes a full functioning (lmao) adult who can easily kill someone im just saying he deffo struggles with 'normal' things#liztalks#text
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Jackson Lamb and Catherine Standish: glances and gazes
Slow Horses | Season 3 🐌🐎
#if season 2 had far too little Looking between them#season 3 had more but it was SAD LOOKING#it really makes season 4 stand out when you rewatch it again#they really were gazing at each other 90% of the time#anyway#this one really was devastating in every way#the way she looks at him in the car though#and she’s answered his phone and told Shirley that he’s driving#there’s an admiration in her gaze#like she’s really grateful that he’s come to get her and is now bringing her home himself 🥲#OR SO SHE THOUGHT#I just really like the way she looks at him there#it’s a tiny moment but there’s something there#ALSO#the way he holds her waist while guiding her up the few steps to find her a hiding spot!!!#is not talked about enough!!!#yes there’s an urgency there and he needs to hide her#but also he just really wants to touch her and it’s a good excuse#slow horses#catherine standish#jackson lamb#saskia reeves#gary oldman#slow horses season 3
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Miss Carmen...
#carmen project moon#lobotomy corporation#project moon#myart#fanart#this entire week I had my eye comfort shield on#So I thought Carmen had like REALLY brown hair#Like she is a brunette in canon yes but I was seeing her hair be basically orange brah#<- person who turned the orange screen setting in their phone:#“wow my screen is so orange now isnt that crazy!”
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a 3 year toxic & abusive friendship just ended y'all! he literally got mad at me for spending MY money i set aside ages ago for something i wanted ( acheron ) & today msged me an ultimatum about our friendship while putting me down, expecting me to piss shit & cry & i DIDN'T & instead stood my ground & called him out on being a controller who doesn't see me as a person with a savior complex so he DIPPED! ♡ ( not without the classic ' i'm sorry u feel that way ' & ' caring for my friend is NOT a savior complex ' & making it all about himself u best believe it was OUTSTANDING but i literally don't care i've cried so much over u )
if the new trend is a breakup at the start of every year & it means decluttering my life of incessant negativity, then honestly i am HERE FOR IT
#🏏 ( ooc . )#FREE. FREE LIKE A CYBERBIRD#throwback to about 2 months ago#him: have u gotten to the spot in zelda yet#me: no i been cooking and running around unlocking my map and collecting stuff#him: even after i went through all that trouble making a roadmap for you? it's almost like you enjoy PISSING ME OFF.#( me silently crying on the phone )#a real exchange we had over totk bc i wouldnt play the game the way he wanted me to#and ran around for like fifty hours without advancing the plot LOL#yes this is also the friend i mentioned meeting irl who made me miserable#had me crying in the street over a pastry#he just became a very mean person. he's no longer who i met#he's undiagnosed bipolar disorder it's very apparent to me and everyone around him#his sister and i literally discussed it when i went to meet him in person bc she saw how fucking miserable i was#and he's told me before he can't keep friendships so yeah. he is the common denominator here
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I miss my dad.
I miss my aunt.
Today has been so hard.
This weekend has been so hard.
#grief#kiki shouts into the void#this weekend has been so hard#at least with dad we had some time to come to terms. to say goodbye#this was so sudden#we were supposed to talk on the phone yesterday#she was gonna visit after thanksgiving#which#while sometimes it was fraught#it didn’t matter#none of that fucking mattered#i would let her rearrange my room to her heart’s content#i’d let her talk to me however she wanted#just to have her talk again at all#i have shawls that are half done for her. yarn that was earmarked for her#we had a pile of presents waiting to be sent#saved for christmas#had sent them a subscription box of fun things to eat.#it arrived there sat#we texted almost every day in the family group chat#i keep pulling up our thread to share something anf then i remember#i went to share a knitting project with her#and i can’t#we had plans to see a show in jan#we had plans for camping in the summer#that is going to be so hard#there were bad times. yes. some things were very difficult sometimes.#but i also laughed so much. and even if things were difficult she was ALWAYS in my corner#i’m just. so sad rn#i miss her
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back on my bullshit (meeting men im in love with). Ben Schwartz is so kind and tall :-) I didn’t totally freeze like when I met the Jonas brothers but the selfies we took are blurry so 😔
(at least I have these bc I told sam to record the whole thing heheheh)
#also the show was great#I had to slap sam many times bc she was choking from laughter#ben schwartz#bro how did i forget my personal tag for ben#ben schwartz my beloved#me#also forgot me tag#editing tags after the fact to recount the entire experience#so we waited outside for about 10 minutes and I had no expectation of how long it usually takes for him to come out and take pictures#he comes out without a mask which is surprising to me and says ‘you guys wanna take some pictures?’#we all just kinda form a non sensical blob (there’s maybe like 10 ppl total) around him#Brandon Katie and Eugene hang back towards the stage door unsure if anyone wants to chat with them#I’m gushing over how tall and handsome Ben is to my sister who is ready to record our interaction once he gets to me#as I listen to him chatting with the other fans I can’t help but smile and say to my sibling ‘he’s so sweet’ every minute#he meets someone who has a cool sketchbook of the skits from the show that he wants to take a picture of#but they need to write their handle so he says he’ll talk with some others and get back to them#so he does and then later I see the girl ready to talk to him again off to the side#so I tell her ‘you can go ahead and finish talking to him”’ and she’s like ‘are you sure?’ and I’m like duh!#finally it’s my turn and he looks at me and says ‘hi I’m Ben’#yes Benjamin Joseph Schwartz I know#he sees me holding my phone and immediately sides steps to get into selfie mode as I ask him if he’ll sign my Jean Ralphio figure#he steps back to Be in front of me ‘yes of course!’#what insane media training he has#he says ‘I’ve seen this! this is the first one I’ve ever signed’#upon seeing the figure he says ‘it’s beautiful’ lol#he’s concerned that the sharpie I brought will not show up and I mention that it was probably a bad one to bring because it’s pastel#he signs and holds it up (as you can see in the first photo) to make sure it’s visible#he hands it back to me and I thank him and he says ‘do you want to take a picture?’#and I say ‘I would love to!’ and then I hold the Jean Ralphio figure and he looks to my sibling assuming she’s taking the picture#she’s like ‘no I’m just here for moral support!’
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this stranger matched my freak today
in fact she surpassed my freak
#i complimented this random girls’ apple watch band because it had the akatsuki clouds all over it#and she was like ‘omg are you a fan of naruto?’#and i was like ‘yes!!’ and i showed her my pain phone case#then she was like omg me too and showed HER phone case#AND THEN SHE PULLED OUT HER SASUKE KEYCHAIN#then we had a lil conversation about itachi and iruka#LMFAO#she was so sweet and pretty i hope she has a good day#chitchatting ᵔᴗᵔ
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