#if i just dropped dead.
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yesterday i was ringing up an old man at work and he asked if i wanted to see his pride and joy, pulled out his wallet, and in the place where you’d keep a picture of like your family he had this
#the conversation two minutes prior to this:#‘is that the senior citizen price?’#‘we don’t have a senior citizen discount’#‘just say it is’#‘that is the senior citizen price’#‘oh! perfect!’#i would drop dead to give this guy five more years
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FNAF Springtrap's first night in Dead by daylight..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#springtrap#william afton#fnaf 3#dead by daylight#scream movie#saw#michael myers#huntress dbd#alien movie#silent hill#pyramid head#ghost face#chucky#deadpool and wolverine#gambit#IM STILL NOT over the DBD X FNAF announcement#I HAVE way too much I wanna draw#so I wanted to draw this out before I move on 🙏🏾#William might be too confident in his ability here#I bet the other killers will definitely welcome him with open arms#TBH I can’t wait for this collab to drop#JUST SO I have the excuse to draw all these horror icons#just interacting with fnaf characters etc#it’ll be so fun.. in a year from now I’ll be so powerful
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need to exist in your warmth (id in alt)
#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun#trigun maximum#blood tw#ruporas art#love u when i get to cuddle u and love u when i get to feel ur blood soak into my hands#being this close to one another means the eternal suffering of trying to separate love and mission. love for one and love for humanity#i like to think of pre-vol8 vash as someone who struggles with his feelings for ww bc as equal and as trusted he is -#vash knows his responsibilities and he knows/expects ww wouldn't let him stray from it either. for that he can't take to any romantic incli#and i think itd make him view ww in a stricter non-personal way... If that makes ANY sense.#for ww - take someone who youv gotten close to and ended up liking more than you expected#someone who has a belief and follows it stubbornly - someone who'll get into more fights and trouble more than youv had your entire life#ww thinks of him as a monster but he knows theres a limit he himself can take - i feel like hes considered what might be the limit for vash#for Safety measures. just in case. yknow. whenever he himself might have to load the bullet < him hyping himself up as if he could do it#my point being that the thought of vash being dead crosses his mind more than he'd like. i think its a simultaneous dread drop in his stoma#for failure of the mission - but also an Ok? They can be killed? and also a disastrous gunning of his own heart. considering how much they#both live in their own heads some days are Just the worst ever for them in each others company. but also they lov each other :[ sooo much
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#ive been keeping everytbing on a seperate blog#but i want to fuckiny mill myself so. bad#im so tired#of me#i hate me#i want me gone#i want to erase nyself from everyones brain#i want to have never been born#infuck up everything#literally everything#i need to die#im fucking worthless#and useless#to everyone#and i hurt everyone#by just being here#it would be so mucj better#if i just dropped dead.#tw suicide#tw depression
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DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989) dir. Peter Weir
#neilperryedit#dpsedit#deadpoetssocietyedit#neil perry#dps#dead poets society#tuserkaren#mialook#useraish#dailyflicks#neil perry makes me sob every goddamn time#especially when he says i'm trapped with this laugh but then it fades and his smile drops and your heart just breaks#bc look how excited he was to act in the beginning#he's got a dream and he's so determined to go after it#but the reality of the situation is he's trapped#and then at the end with his i was good i was really good#bc he was ! he puts his whole heart out there#and his father just stomped on it because he doesn't see neil for who he really is and forces him to conform to whatever he wants for neil#and just ahhhhh#i don't know even know how to it put into words#it's the transition from future to present to past#*mine#*mygifs
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Made way too many posts about jealous Charles so here is Charles actually smiling for a change
#ngl this was supposed to be a happy post but the sheer amount of time his smile drops the minute he's not looked at#or realizes that people aren't matching his energy#is kinda sad#charles rowland#dead boy detectives#paynland#payneland#tagged paynland bc who do u think he's looking at in 10/14 of these#this is obviously not everytime he smiles it's more like everytime he smiles showing teeth while my wifi cooperated enough that i could see#actually not even every time he smiles with teeth just that one smile in particular
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love fics where Danny ends up in the DC universe & every alarm goes off at once & the magic users are like "yeah that's the most powerful being in the universe & also possibly super evil we are FUCKED fucked" & the Justice League is freaking tf out trying to find this thing that casually tore a hole in reality & it just cuts to Danny (Fenton) standing in the background blissfully unaware & like "man my life sucks but at least i have this candy bar��" *drops it in a puddle*
#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp x dc#sorry it's 7am i havent slept & all i can think about is dp shit#so a normal day for me basically#you know that ''oh hes fucked up actually'' meme?#i like to view Danny as that but opposite. ''oh he's normal actually''#i think that is underutilized. Danny just being some kid#his life is insane & he has superpowers & is half dead & his parents are ghost hunters & his house is a lab#but underneath it all he really is just some kid#okay so this has gotten almost 300 notes in less than 12 hours so i need to say something#Danny being a little bit pathetic is key here#the others can view him as some super powerful god king. he can even look like it. but he HAS to be a little pathetic & even a bit stupid#he HAS to accidentally drop that candy bar & it HAS to land directly in some dirty street puddle#& he has to stand there for a minute just staring at it before picking it up phasing the water off & sighing so dejectedly#it rattles his lungs like he's about to cry & then he eats it anyways because that boy will eat anything#& all he had with him when he fell through that stupid portal was this candy bar Tucker threw at his head 2 seconds prior#so really he doesn't have anything else to eat at the moment#& then Batman is there#whipping the adoption papers out of his cape & choking out ''god i can't NOT adopt him'' or whatever
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there is an upsettingly small amount of pissa outfit swap content and i won’t stand for it any longer
#qsmp#art#digital art#pissa#pissa nation#qsmp philza#qsmp missa#philza minecraft#missasinfonia#first time posting my maskless missa design woag#i like the contrast between him being either really cartoony and silly#or just drop-dead (lmao) gorgeous#anyhow the discord went crazy over this#which i’m happy about bc this took me longer than i would care to admit
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Finally - page 1 of my Miraculous Mentor AU webcomic A Matter of Trust! I'm so excited to finally start releasing this monster project! ( ♡ᗜ♡)
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Weekly updates each Sunday! You can also read ahead early on Patreon, and/or buy me a Ko-fi if you'd like to support my work! 💖
#miraculous ladybug#mentor au#adrien agreste#felix sphinx#A Matter of Trust#josie's art#i hope you all like it; everyone's been so nice!!!! ; w ;#yes we're dropping the Dead Parents bombshell on the first page but felix is just like that#an impenetrable blank slate until he infodumps something absolutely wild. then leaves for a coffee break
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more of this fuckass idea (jay-centric doodles this time)
a couple people said they were thinking about making fanwork based off of the purgatory administration idea.. if anyone does please please please tag me 👁👁
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago jay#ninjago administration#jay walker#re; villain jay: being dead actually makes you a formidable opponent! zane cant sense a heartbeat or thermal presence :) improved stealth#he wouldnt understand how jay kept getting the drop on them lol#jays death.. i like the idea of it being a really sucky mech crash after the merge. he doesnt die on impact and tries to contact the team.#no one receives his signal.#purgatory administration#suit jay#ninjago nya#ninjago zane#wyrm draws#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago dragons rising spoilers#for administration & jays presence in it & because i talk abt villain jay in the tags#jaya#ninjago jaya#cw blood#blood cw#just minor but still
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#dnp#dan and phil#phan#dan and phil games#dnpgames#dan and phil games is back from the dead#daniel howell#phil lester#amazingphil#pics#my posts#sorry im not a gif maker but i just wanted to make a little comp of some of my favourite videos/moments from the past year#i can't believe it's been a year already 🥲#i love dnpgames so much it carried me through my teen years#rewatching videos kept me comforted through the hiatus#through to now a steady year of the most fun silly and open content in this new era#came back when i needed it most and they're here to stay <3#i need to be up in like 4 hours but i can't keep rearranging pics and deciding what i want to leave and include so. here u go#so many phanniversaries this month but this day is special to me and so is dnpgames#where were you one year ago when that we request your presence on this channel tweet dropped#yapping in the tags
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Bireena request: 2/5 (request from anonymous)
Uhh slight boobie warning under the cut vvv
The titan versions get along a little TOO well hehehehehehehhehehe
#sus tag#bireena#bi han x sareena#sareena x bi han#bi Han#sareena#mk1#mortal kombat 1#titan bi han#sub zero#mortal kombat mythologies#so yeah I don’t think bi Han can sing really#big bro needs some cough drops first#I’ve heard someone ai generate him singing and it almost cause me permanent damage 💀#I don’t think he can dance either since he seems to be more focused on physical strength than gymnastics unlike Kuai Liang#but I think titan bi Han is nice enough that he’d make an attempt for Sareena#he’s just built different#a good guy..l well I mean not perfect I’m sure his kill count is just as bad as regular bi Han#but I think he took steps to ensure he’d be a better person#headcanon- Sareena is dead in his universe along with many of his loved ones so he has survivors guilt#which led him to becoming a better person#basically living his life they way he thought they’d want him to#for Sareena.. bi Han is dead in her universe so seeing this one nearly broke her heart again but she saw the significant improvement#she probably became the way she is because she got sick of people losing themselves to temptation on evil#so she’s probably got the same motives as Ashrah#also she’s got a daughter from her bi Han before he died#so it came as a shock when titan bi Han met the lil one#BUT ANY WAY THIS IS ALL NONSENSE#imma stop rambling for now#my art
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Jason only resorts to his emergency signal when he's 0.1 seconds away from death and only when he's 100% reaching raw desperation levels of survival
BUT he also uses it when he's faced with the most mild of inconveniences, so the batfam are always stressed when they get his panic signal because is he about to fucking die or was he just locked out of the family Netflix account?
And obviously they can't take ANY chances, so it's always a 50/50 on whether the night ends with the fam huddled in the medbay of the cave, or whether all of them are fully costumed, weapons sharpened and ready to throw hands in Jason's apartment and Jason's just casually lounging on his couch like "Oh hey guys, I'm out of flour, can one of you run to get some?" with the most annoying shit-eating grin you've ever seen.
#imagine being a gothamite and watching each and every one of the batfamily single file entering and exiting a random flat#and batman's just fucking lugging 5 bags of flour like the world's fate is dependent on the delivery of those 5 bags of flour#ofc he only pulls the joke emergency signal when he KNOWS the fam have their own plans at that exact moment.#just to mildy annoy them#tim: i had a DATE and i dropped EVERYTHING to save your ass#and ur tellin me u just wanted someone to hold a flashlight while you repair your SINK??#jason: so what im hearin is that your date is more important than your poor dead brother? i see how it is.#this is just jason's way of spending time with his family because he's too shy to just ask upfront#bruce might seem annoyed but deep down he's always glad jason is doing well and takes it as a sign that Jason just wants to see them#jason todd#red hood#batman#bruce wayne#batfam#batfamily#batkids#batbros#dc#crack#fanatical posting
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it was really only a matter of time until edwardian payneland happened and what if i channeled maurice about it. just a little
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Charles is the son of the groundskeeper at St. Hilarion's School for Boys while Edwin is a pupil there. And he can't help but notice Edwin—how he’s nearly always alone, or else being harangued by the cruel older boys who call themselves his peers.
Charles privately thinks they hardly seem equal to him in poise or grace or manner. They are boisterous, brash, crass, violent, all overlaid with a veneer of false propriety, but Charles can see the cracks in it. He knows that sort by how they are inside, and they cannot be like Edwin at all. No, Edwin Paine's got a sad, drawn sort of look about him that Charles can't help recognizing. This lonely boy who feels somehow kindred in a way he can't put a finger on, but is pulled to him all the same, though by rights he'd do better to keep his distance.
Edwin often sits by the lake by himself, to read, or to do his assignments in the shade of the trees. Picturesque as a painting, he is. One day Charles dares to approach him, though he knows the risk in it—prepared to be rebuffed, rebuked for his untoward attention to someone he is meant to ignore; but the boy does not turn him away.
And so they become friends. Tentative, and then less and less so.
Together they explore the school's sprawling grounds, all of whose surprising hiding-places Charles Rowland knows by heart, having wandered them himself for years and made them his own refuge. The woods become theirs; the shore by the lake theirs; the shade of the trees theirs. The attic, where no one comes to look for them in the dead of night, also theirs.
And then one day Charles notices a group of boys surrounding Edwin. The usual cadre, and they're posturing, their voices loud in the autumn air. They’ve ripped Edwin's penny magazine from his grip and are tearing pages out of it, scattering them to be plucked up by the wind. Charles can do nothing else but step in. He shouts at them to back off, puts himself between them and Edwin, and gets himself thrashed for his trouble—but they, at least, finally leave Edwin alone.
Edwin, for his part, cannot believe Charles would be so reckless for his sake. Charles has not yet mentioned to him that he is used to this sort of treatment, and sees worse at home. They sit together in the boathouse by the lake, cross-legged, close enough for Edwin to dab carefully at Charles’ split lip and bleeding knuckles.
“You should not have done that for me,” he chides, though it carries no heat. “What will happen now?” He thinks word is sure to get back to the school, and there will be a scandal. Those boys, who so vocally despise Edwin, will hardly be quiet in their outrage, their humiliation. Charles’ father might be relieved of his post, and then Charles’ family will have to leave St. Hilarion’s. That is how these things go.
And what was it all for? For Edwin? How could it have been worth it?
“Doesn’t matter, does it?" Charles is saying, when Edwin surfaces from his troubled thoughts. "Couldn’t let them treat you like that. They had you five to one. And that, just ‘cause you’re different. I know how it is.” Charles’ eyelashes are very long, and the light turns his eyes a warm, deep amber as he talks fiercely, insistently, in defense of Edwin.
It’s terribly forward, Edwin thinks. And, despite every misgiving, he welcomes it. No one has ever fought for Edwin before. No one has ever spoken about him with such conviction.
Then Charles seems to lapse into pensiveness. “You didn’t have to…” he says softly. "All this." He gestures, with the free hand Edwin isn’t busy wrapping up, at the little bottle of antiseptic, the scissors, the roll of bandages and the cloths, all spread out on the floorboards between them.
“Of course I did,” Edwin says.
Really, he had not given it much consideration. He had had only the presence of mind to memorize the sight of Charles kneeling in the dew-damp grass, angry gaze still spitting fire at the backs of Edwin’s retreating bullies. He’d had blood in his bared teeth, and the briefest flash of desire had seared through Edwin—to kiss him. Merely in thanks, perhaps, but still, to kiss him.
He would know the warmth of Charles’ mouth. Fleeting, forbidden, it would sear itself into his mind for ever.
Of course, he had done no such thing; for he could not. Instead, he’d done the only thing he could do—bent low towards Charles, and squeezed his shoulder once, as if to say, Wait here for me. I will come back to you.
And as he'd turned on his heel and gone off in the direction of the infirmary, leaving Charles there with dusk encroaching, Edwin had hoped Charles understood his gesture for the indelible promise it was.
#dbda#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#payneland#oops new 'verse just dropped i guess#i did ZERO rabbithole research for this particular bit but i fear it has consumed my brain and i may have to write more#the weirdest thing is i wrote it while listening to portugal. the man and you know what. it fucking works. it works. just trust me on this#'stop right now take a minute take your time said i'm living all alone inside a dream'#yes they are in the boathouse. yes they are in fact. what of it. yes there will be telegrams. and trysts.#that's me frothing at the mouth. give edwin his edwardian love story!!!
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#when i was reading this chapter i was so scared that she was gonna drop dead right then#tears in my eyes and fear in my heart#finally today i could just smile#lakan#fengxian#the apothecary diaries#kusuriya no hitorigoto#anime
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drunk alhaitham who yaps about the improvements the sumeru education system should make & kaveh, also drunk, attentively listening- the literal most beautiful man in whole of sumeru, with sparkly red eyes, messy blond hair, and a soft blush across his cheeks, with his full attention on the autistic scribe. flustering alhaitham to the point he stops mid sentence, averting his eyes, "oh fuck."
#THE GAYS#guys literally alhaitham would be drunk#with no filter#and that would make room in his mind to focus on how fucking drop dead gorgeous kaveh is#i should write this#alhaitham x kaveh#haikaveh#kavetham#genshin impact#drabble#fluff#they're adorable drunks#your honor#also no im not writing alhaitham here as if he got turned on but just flustered by the sheer beauty this man has#how fucking dropdead beautiful kaveh is#i am alhaitham alhaitham is me#kaveh is AAAAAAH#alhaitham 1 minute flat of silence later: you're so pretty#another; alhaitham remembering this is his boyfriend and putting a hand over his mouth in shock as he recalls#shaky pupils as he realizes he could just kiss him rn#like he could do that#no one would stop him#enter alhaitham panicking#kaveh smiles as he observes his bf just being quiet#alhaitham sees him smile AND LOSES IT COMPLETELY#A BLUSHING MESS INTERNALLY SCREAMING
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