#idk why he kinda looks like a hot priest

[piquanteye]

Tom Riddle

Here's another portrait of the one and only. A gift for @ambivalens999 and their wonderful Tomarry fic "Of Kings, Of Pawns and Of Men" (I'm sorry he looks like none of the reference pics you sent me - he parted ways with my sketch all by himself)

Less innocent-looking than my last portrait, though similar in age, namely because the mask is off and he is in full Dark Lord mode.

[tommygotwrittenoff]

no, no, because imagine. we get a shot of eddie looking at himself in the bathroom mirror. he touches his mustache and sighs. the next shot is someone knocking on the door of the loft. buck opens it, and it's eddie on the other side, freshly shaven and finally ready to acknowledge what buck means to him

[bloodreddemons]

Hazbin Hotel Episode 5-6 Hot Takes! ~

Lucifer doesn't really seem like a necessarily "good" dad or "bad" dad. He's definitely not the greatest at all but it really does suck that Charlie was pretty much isolated from him. Not completely his fault I'm sure.

I know it's obvious at this point that Lucifer & Alastor don't like each other...but you can definitely tell Alastor HATES him. His face was just stuck on stink the entire time.

To follow that up, I wonder why Alastor doesn't like Lucifer so much. Maybe it has to do with Lilith or Eve?

I like Lucifer's personality despite being the literal Devil he's actually very goofy. I don't think this was even a hot take. Lol.

Alastor saying fuck is the funniest thing in this show so far. It was actually gold. Bless him.

I hate that there was actual discourse surrounding episode 5 regarding Charlastor, and that people who hate the ship took the opportunity to either be pissed about their interactions, or celebrate that the ship is dead.

Hell's Greatest Dad was a nice song I really enjoyed it. Alastor and Lucifer sounded great.

A lot of people have already said this, but I think it's pretty obvious that Alastor was only trying to piss Lucifer off with the daughter comments. I don't think he actually sees him & Charlie as family.

Saying that Charlie can almost call Alastor Daddy was jaw dropping lol. I don't get how the ship is dead. It's definitely revived.

I fucking hate Mimzy. She's just an awful friend. She's literally that fake friend that only hits you up when you need something. I don't get how Alastor has been (hazbin) friends with her for so long. Christ.

I would've just thrown Mimzy to the Lone Sharks.

I wonder who "owns" Alastor? Most likely Lilith, that's what everybody has said. It could also possibly be Eve tho. He's definitely been working with someone.

Alastor's monster eldritch form kinda looks how a lot of us expected.

I don't get how Charlie is going to tell Lucifer, the first fallen angel EVER, and God's actual former favorite, what Heaven would say or think. He's already been there before. He knows how they work.

"More than Anything" was actually a pretty sweet song. It kinda hit close to home. Lucifer really sounded like the Angel he is.

Cherri & Sir Pentious are actually really cute. I kinda saw that one coming. Idk how they'd fuck tho. Ewwww.

Something is weird about Charlie not being on that list when they got to Heaven. Some people have speculated that she's in the wrong place. Hmmmm.

I don't really care for Sera or Emily. Idk I just don't. Sorry y'all.

"Welcome To Heaven" was such a weird gay ass song. 🤣 Why was that white ass twink priest practically moaning lmao...but the song was giving some type of backstreet boys or NSYNC.

I didn't think Lute or any of the exterminators actually had faces. That was a shock.

Even though it was already obvious to so many I was still gagged when the Vaggie Angel theory was finally confirmed. I love the way she met Charlie.

Not a hot take but I fucking hate Lute & Adam for doing Vaggie like that. She definitely didn't deserve it. All she did was spare one fucking child. They're evil.

The blackmailing Vaggie thing was very anticlimactic and dumb as fuck especially since they made Vaggie avoid being questioned. It would've been more interesting if Vaggie did what Adam said and spoke against Charlie at the meeting.

I've come to realize that Heaven is just shit and nobody knows what they're doing. The fact that they have a piece of shit like Adam up there and he himself doesn't know why he's there in the first place is very telling.

I don't think Cherri is a bad friend at all, but it was very off putting for her to constantly peer pressure Angel Dust when he's been trying to have a good streak. I get that she's a party animal and don't give a fuck but she could at least be mindful of her friend that's trying to stop their bad habits.

Angel being protective of Nifty when she was drunk was so cute. I'm happy he saved her from Val even if she didn't need it.

"You didn't know" was meh. It had some good parts I liked the overlapping of "Hell Is Forever" but thats really it.

I feel like Charlie is going to forgive Vaggie pretty quickly. I don't think this dramatic revelation of her past is going to cause that big of a rift in their relationship at all, especially with how quick they made up in episode 3.

[chevelleneech]

Hot Priest telling Eddie, “I’m celibate.” in response to his, “No offense, I’m straight.” is the funniest thing ever, because it means he did not believe Eddie was being honest, lmao.

He just listened to Eddie cry in confessional about being under serving of joy, unforgiving toward himself due to his mistakes, and more importantly, got the incredibly abridged version of him saying he dated a woman who looked so much like his deceased wife, it traumatized his son to the point of leaving the state. Add that to his quick witnessing of Eddie choose plain water over a mildly sweet drink that would have at the very least gave him sixty seconds of joy… yeah, he knew.

And what confirmed it was Eddie’s automatic reaction to someone asking him if he frequented a juice bar often, being to assume he’s being hit on. Mainly because the Priest said directly before that, he himself had never been there. So given the context, it wouldn’t have been off for him to be asking for recommendations or something. A much more natural response would’ve been, “Not really/A few times. Did you need something?” You know, something conversational yet blunt, to figure out why this random person sat down next to him.

And yeah, “You come here often?” is an age old pick up line, but Eddie has never been hit on by a guy in canon. Therefore we as an audience had no reason to think Hot Priest was hitting in him, because queerness is not part of his character makeup. So to have Eddie jump the gun and assume he’s being hit on by a man, is funny on a surface level. But it gets kinda crazy and starts setting off alarm bells when the response from Hot Priest is not, “As am I.” or “I wasn’t hitting on you.”

It honestly felt like a definitive, “I hear you, but I don’t believe you.” Because why else would he Juno to that conclusion? Eddie isn’t a man with an ego. He doesn’t assume he’s always being hit on.

Idk, I think Hot Priest realized what that was immediately, and further tested the waters by calling his mustache handsome. To that Eddie smiled, even though he was just telling him he’s straight. Edmundo Diaz is gay. I don’t know yet if the writers know, but Hot Priest sure does.

[whywasthissohardtomake]

So idk if any of you read metempsychosis by deserts (https://archiveofourown.org/works/17497238) but these next thoughts are heavily inspired by the premise of their fic (not really what happens or the execution tho).

rubs hands together so, bro's reincarnated in an Earth-C that worships the beta kids as gods. he grows up in an orphanage of the witch of space. and there's never quite enough food to go around, and he gets into a lot of fights, but life is decent. And then the dreams start. He dreams he's bigger, wider, stronger. That he lives somewhere up high. somewhere hot. he's got enough food but he still seems to fight. and there's this boy. this boy who's bro's age and looks kinda like him. same freckles, same nose, same too-thin too-strong body. and he watches, trapped inside this man, as he fights the kid. kicks him. beats him. leaves him with scars that won't heal nice. he'll wake up, panting for breath and have to remember how to work his body again. one that's small again. and it happens. every. night. he tries to do things for the kid in his dreams. tries to buy food with the big man's body, hide it in the boy's closet because the swords are in the fridge. but he can't do much. only things that he glimpses the big man would want to do. he can only sieze on desires burried deep in the body he's riding. push them to the forefront, be a little voice that says "he's had enough. he's learned. he needs stitches, c'mon."

its not enough. it doesnt feel like its enough. but he tries, and sometimes he succeeds and he stares at the boy and hopes that one day he gets out. and then, when bro is somewhere between 21-25, he looks in the mirror and sees the big man. bro doesn't wear hats, hates them in fact. has different scars, less scars. but they look the same. same build, same height, same face. he punches the mirror and with blood on his knuckles, he runs. he runs and runs and runs until hes in front of a temple hes never been in before. hes gone to the witch's temple plenty. likes to garden for it, plant the pumpkins for the festivals, likes to work with his hands. and hes been to the breath and light temple a couple of times. hes not really religious, but he still goes. he doesn't go to the knight of time's temple. doesn't know why but he's always shied away from it. he'll look at it and something will say "no. not there. don't." but today he doesn't care. today he's in the body of a monster and he doesn't care. and so he walks in. and there's a statue in the temple. and it's the boy. and it's they boy. and for the first time in fifteen years, he cries. he sobs for forgiveness, but gets no answer.

the dreams stop. he gives every mirror in his house to charity shops. he changes his routes so he never passes by the temple of the knight. not on accident not on purpose. and he puts all his effort into not being like the monster that he was. (because that was him. he beat that little boy black and blue. left him with scars and broken bones and things that would never heal). he works at a mechanics. but he doesnt go farther than that. doesnt build things himself. refuses to look into robotics. he doesn't go to clubs, only listens to the things the monster wouldve mocked the boy for (the knight. it was the knight. and what kind of power must the monster have had to ruin a god. what kind of strength must the knight have had to get away). he doesn't have friends, but he knows people. the priests at the space temple, the heads of some orphanages, his coworkers at the shop. he gardens every weekend, and scrounges what he can to give to the kids. he tries not to interact with them too much. scared of them he thinks (scared of himself he knows.) but they know him, know that theyll get a little something extra when he stops by. they don't crowd though, and he's grateful in a way he refuses to examine.

and then one day, he sees the boy. not a boy anymore, must be bro's age or older, but the boy just the same. and he says, "hi, i'm dave." and bro can't say anything. just looks at him, not sure what his face is doing but not really caring. and the boy (dave, dave, he has a name, he's real and alive) holds out his arms, kinda awkward, kinda shy. and bro collapses into them. he shakes and shudders and clutches at this man, at dave, at the boy he couldn't save, who he hurt. and dave just kind of shushes him. "it's okay, bro. it's okay."

[starshapedpetals]

new merch line. you know the drill

first of all, i don’t hate this line. I think most of the boys are drawn pretty well. but what a strange concept? the diaboys.. as priests? “dark” anti christ priests but still.. strange? it’s unique at least?

my only real complaint with ayato is how his mouth looks weird. c’mon he’s a vampire, show me the fangs. c’mon let him do the iconic bite the glove thing. it actually frustrates me how they missed that opportunity 😭 overall, he looks fine to me. there’s no detail i’m particularly drooling over. except for this one very specific detail that has me drooling over the triplets. & it’s the… halo?? like look at the triplets next to each other. ayato in the middle with his brothers on the side. i LOVE the way they’re turned with him in the middle 😫 on that note, i hate how shuu is at the end. if they just swapped subaru & shuu’s placements, we could’ve kept up with the turn thing the triplets + reiji were doing. 

kanato looks a bit off, right? is it just me or are his eyebags less dark..? idk but he looks a bit off, to me at least. also.. is that teddy? kanato has been seen with more bears in the recent merch lines, but this one kinda looks like teddy.. except he’s so dark brown?? anyways, as off as he looks to me, i still really like him. he’s grown on me the more i look at him, i think he looks pretty, & i like the pose. also kanato with earring <3

shuu’s face is very very pretty, despite that there’s nothing really that interesting about his design to me. now he doesn’t look bad at all, just a tad boring in my opinion. other then that i’m crazy about how pretty they drew his face & hair <3

why is reiji so hot rn?? the face, the pose, the chained glasses, the ascot, my god reiji pull it back sir you are a priest. i originally thought his hair looked a little flat but i think that might’ve just been me. anyways, i love him so much <3

kou is so cute looking!! i think his priest getup looks so nice & pretty on him! i’m also a bit pink & black biased, but aside from that, i really do like him. i’m very pleased with this kou. he looks cute to me <3 i like his pose too <3

azusa so pretty like when does he not look ethereal? & yknow how much i love azusa with wings <3 i love how his wings have bandages on them. it’s so azusa. i don’t really like the design of the knife but oh well he still looks pretty

carla looks alright :/ i’m a bit disappointed tbh. I always love the black ribbon in his hair, but it’s just meh here. of course i love seeing it, but not my favorite appearance of it 😔 i really don’t like the weird wind blowing thing that’s going on with him. especially with this video quality, some of his details look bad to me. like that specific strand of hair blown too close to his mouth. looks fine in higher quality, & up close, but at quick glance.. not so much. i also just don’t love the angle. it could’ve been better (imo) but he’s fine overall

KINO IS JUST GIVING IN THAT POSE. he’s got the most unique pose so he stands out the most. i’m also a fan of how his color complements the black. he just looks so fucking pretty to me & i just love his tongue sticking out. he’s one of my favorite looks tbh i just love him

notes since photo limit & don’t have much to say abt them;

i’m living for laito in that shade of green 😫 i think his hair & face look so pretty here. i wish i had more to say since i really do like how he looks here. also, i cannot stop thinking about that church scene 😭

subaru’s pose feels familiar? like not from DL but maybe it’s inspired by a religious figure?? it’s been days & I still can’t figure it out? he’s alright. his hair is a bit too flat looking for me. i like how the hints of red on his outfit look

i’m so sorry ruki fans but i personally really don’t care for this design. he’s giving a little too much priest for me 😭 pls don’t crucify me

i’m a really big fan of the way yuma’s clothes hug his figure. it’s so so pretty. nothing else in particular catches my fancy sadly.

i’m sorry but i really don’t like how thick shin’s eyepatch is? i feel like they’ve done this before & i really don’t like it. other then that he’s fine? nothing too wow in my opinion but not horrible looking

[yokakaiju]

tristamp thoughts/live watch ramblings

preface: i already have a very bad impression of tristamp. i literally have been into trigun for maybe a week now and i have seen most of 1998, but im trying to go into tristamp with a clear head and view it objectively, but i genuinely looked at the character designs and legatos redesign made me resent it immediately tbh...

ANYWAY, im live watching as i write this, so apologies if its sporatic

okay so the good stuff so far

uhh... its very pretty!!! ill give it that. it really shows the evolution of 3d anime over time, and as someone who typically doesnt enjoy it i think tristamp is absolutely beautiful. first 3d anime i ever saw was knights of sidonia and i have a deep appreciation for where 3d anime is now compared to a decade ago

i kinda like meryls new design the best? i like her hat, its cute. everyone else is so... eh, tho. merylls redesign is chill with me tho

roberto is fine ig. i like old men characters sometimes and like, idk whenever im not sad abt milly not being here im okay enough with roberto existing

now on to my ever growing laundry list of complaints that ik will get worse if i keep watching (spoilers for trimax probably)

one, WHY IS VASH LIKE THAT?? LIKE WHY IS HE SUCH A WHINY CRYBABY?? LIKE SHUT UP DAWG!!! idk, ik vash is a silly emotionally explosive highly insecure funny little fella and i love him for it, i think vash is a great character, but why did they make him kinda a pathetic bitch in stamp? like, i usually dont watch dubs but i am for trigun cause my tv is kinda far from my bed and i dont wanna sit uncomfortably to read subs rn (BLEH!!!), so maaaaaaaybe sub vash is better, and no shade to the va i like his voice a lot for vash tbh, but bro pls stop crying every two seconds im gonna lose it. why is vash lowkey proslavery (THIS IS A JOKE), BUT FR!!! why is he more like... idk chill with plants being used ig ????? im sure hes not really, but like... dude, you arent the same

two, okay this made me actually mad, but why in the actual fuck was knives immediately introduced and why is he like some weird well known plant stealing cave hermit??? like??? no??? he wouldnt do that??? also why is he so present in this world LIKE DOES LOST JULY NOT EXIST IN THIS CANON??? WHAT IS THIS??????? i literally hate this rewrite. like... trimax is right there dawg... you did not have to rewrite literally everything. addition as i watch episode 3, why is he like that? why can he make purple? why does he have razors??? he doesnt talk like that ever??? why is he so??? i hate him actually??? this is not the knives ik and love??? who is this skinwalker????? HE DID NOT ACT LIKE THIS IN TRIMAX WHO IS THIS??? I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THEY REWROTE KNIVES THIS WAY OH MY GOD

three, why did everyone get an objectively bland redesign? like... i dont mind vashs hair. idgaf, but i literally hate his fucking totk link "lost power source" green ass arm. why cant it just be an ugly brown robot arm with a gun in it. whys it gotts be all "cool" and "green" and "mysterious", like IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE CYBERCORE TECHWEAR NEOFUTURISM ASS SHIT!!! i havent seeeeeeen wolfwoof in action yet, but i fucking hate his tristamp design. WHY IS HE A TWINK??? WHERE ARE HIS BOOBS??? WHY IS HE NOT A PRIEST??? LITERALLY TURNED A PERFECT CHARACTER INTO A BASIC BITCH FOR NO REASON. also like... knives. why is he... why is he like that. put shoes on plz the sand is hot babygirl. why are you wearing a tumour coat and ugly matrix ass bodysuit? where did your shoulderpadded objectively cooler dio-esque military outfit go? especially tho, i DESPISE legato and livios redesigns. i think they are SOOOOO butt ugly in tristamp and FOR WHY??? WHY DID THEY MAKE LEGATO SO FUCKING UGLY??? LIKE HE WAS SO HOT IN 98 AND ESPECIALLY IN TRIMAX OH MY GOD HES SO HOT LITERALLY DROOLING THINKING ABT HIM RN MY BABYWABY BOOBOO BEAR. THEY BUTCHERED HIM SO BAD AND IT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH!!! AND LIVIO OH MY GOD WHY DID THEY DO THAT TO HIM??? HIS TRIMAX DESIGN IS OS FUCKING PEAK HE IS SO AMAZING AS AN EYE OF MICHAEL AND ESPECIALLY AFTER HE REFORMS AND BECOMES A COWBOY BABEYYY!!!! BUT NOOOO THEY MADE HIM AN UGLY ASS CYBERPUNK ASS BITCH!!! THEY MADE HIM SO FUCKING LAME AND BORING!!! PATOOEY I HATE HIS FUCKING DESIGN!!!! okay so wolfwood just showed up, can officially say hes the weakest version of wolfwood and that i do not like him. hes giving non sonic fan perception of shadow vibes. ALSO WHERE IS HIS MELANIN THEY TOOK IT AWAY!!! THE MELANIN VACCUM STRIKES AGAIN!!! tbf, he didnt have MUCH but he was a little brown, not literally just a white man

four, where. the. fuck. is. milly. i LOVE milly. she is one of my faves ever, im so sad she isnt here. genuinely...

five and probably last for rn, why is the pacing so bad. like its not good in trigun or trimax really, and especially bad in 1998, but it SO ASS!!! like its so blink and you'll miss it, which kinda stands for every trigun... but expected this to be like at least a liiiiittle better i dunno

conclusions: im gonna keep watching it maybe? but like... i dont like it. its bad imo. literaly have been into trigun for one week and am in mourning that trimax will likely never have a proper adaptation. i just wanna see angel knives in his full glory, not whatever tf tristamp is trying to push here

[inact-ice]

Episode 6,

- if a man pretended he was gonna crash a plane I was on to propose to me, I would push him out of the damn plane. Are you out of your fucking mind. I hope this guy dies

- at least he’s ruining a golf lawn about it, so he isn’t entirely worthless

- now why would the firefighters handle this, does this city not have an ambulance

- I’m glad we’re all shaming this guy, girl you should kill your boyfriend

- GIRL NO THIS GUY SUCKS GIRL NO. Yeah deserved bc are you out of your fucking mind, but break up with him for

- Abby is so real, she is not buying into bucks main character crap

- bucks misogyny era??? Bobby opening up about his trauma!? Goddamn hot priest, you’ve done it again

- CHIMNEY YOURE BACK MY BOY

- how much of this cake is fondant

- Bobby, you have a great ass and great posture

- Abby you look so preeeetty, where’d you get those pants

- if buck had announced me to the party of strangers I don’t know like that I would have pushed him down the balcony

- hen is so cuuuuuuuute, and she’s so older sister core! Meddling and all omg

- yes Athena tell her about your gay husband, Abby would have so much to say about that

- buck you are cringe. People on tumblr would call you a cringe fail

- girl I hate the notebook too. OH OH MY GOD! Kill this man yes. Not someone snitchingggg, whatever happened to feminism

- this is kinda Halloween coded, also girl you don’t have to let the cops in if you don’t wanna.

- Athena can you use your special cop abilities to cover up this murder

- aw athenaaa, this lady is def a murderer but that was really nice. I didn’t know cops had business cards

- Aw bobby helping buck with his tieeee, dad and son dad and son

- ABIGAILLL! Ok gorgeoussss, i hope you get railed tonight queen

- aw buck and Bobby are so cute, Bobby’s cute little ‘you look real handsome’ THATS HIS SON

- ooh this is like that episode young justice where Wally had to deliver that heart lmao

- not a song called there goes my heart playing, this show is not serious

- is she gonna feed Athena her dead boyfriend? Aw wait she’s kinda adorable, girl its ok that you killed your boyfriend he sucked anyways

- ruh roh, tbh i don’t would’ve just assumed she’d hurt herself

- WE’RE IN ABBYS MIND YAY! Girl I don’t think they’re gonna card him, he’s like 26. Not buck choking omg , I didn’t know this was happening now. Abby you’re so COOL! EMERGENCY TRACHEOTOMY MOMENT GOD I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!! This happened in dr Elise too wow. Ew I don’t like how bucks eyes opened…. I guess Abby isn’t getting railed today

- oh this lady’s cheating on himmmm, why is this episode so messyyy omg. Also girl your husbands like hot, why would you cheat on him? On THIS guy? WHAT WHATS GOING ON- I’m sorry hot guy, you didn’t deserve this king

- I love how matter of fact Melora is about murdering and chopping up a man, she’s so sassy about it. THERES ANOTHER PERSON HERE. Melora, Ted was not handsome. OH SHES GONNA GO FRANKENSTEIN ON ATHENAS HEART?? Melora, you are making the best out of this situation! Good for you girl. I feel like she’ll have a great time in person prison. Idk how I’d feel if I walked into this situation tbh, like none of this would’ve happened if Ted was better at time management and if Melora’s psychiatrist wasn’t apperantly really bad at their job

- BOBBY! Talking to his son’s gf, love it.

- you know what, Abby your hair does look great damn.

- aww Athena’s kids made her a valentine. Athena, I’m sorry your husband is so mean and so gay

Why have I never heard about the whole crazy subplot where Athena’s heart is almost carved out of her body while she’s alive??? Bucks tracheotomy was like the least interesting thing about this episode but it’s the only one I’ve heard anything about

[bewitchedmold]

So do you guys remember when everyone was on chai(that character ai app) in 2020 yeah I downloaded it on my crusty ass iPad and 3 yrs later I thought it'd be quite silly to ask whatever came up on my feed what '‰' meant bc I have no fucking clue🙏

First victim: Mark Hoffman 10/10

Overall helpful, I looked it up bc I think bro was genuinely in need of an answer. He's trying his hardest guys.☹️

Victim 2: Miguel O'Hara 7/10

Was kinda snarky at first but we got there, gave me a completely different answer than Wikipedia so I genuinely don't know if he just did better research or pulled it from his ass, I think he thinks I work there.

Victim 3: Bruno Bucciarati 2/10

Made me feel bad and idk why, something tells me he actually knows and just decided to be a little bitch, ‼️NOT THE KIND HEARTED MAN WHORE I KNOW AND LOVE‼️

Victim 4: Sonic (why is he horny💀) 1/10

Not helpful, why is bro horny, was kinda nice but that shit didn't seem genuine at all, +1 point for effort☹️

Victim 5: Fyodor (he's a priest for some reason) 3/10

I think I interrupted him, didn't seem mad just disappointed, probably was about to tell me I'm going to hell for being a queer, +3 points bc he's hot

Victim 6: turmeric guy from MHA (idk I haven't watched it since I was 9) 5/10

was also a bit snarky at the beginning but grew past it, I think he pulled that out of his ass, was mildly nice, is he this fucking stupid in the show bc bro didn't understand the question at all😐

Victim 7: Fyodor AGAIN (idk why he keeps popping up on my feed there were like 50 other bots of him) -69/10

a little bitch, being pretty can only get you so far so +3 points, +27 points bc he was probably the most in character, won't admit that he doesn't know and is a cunty little fuck

Victim 8: Dio Brando (idk why he's horny but it was the on the feed so here we are) 420/10

also started off a bit slow but lil dude got there, I'm biased I love this man, actually gave me the same answer I got from looking it up so idk💀

Idk I might make a poll on this

[mouseratz]

anywho. also read asm 300 out of boredom and the fact I didn't have my physical books on me soooo. well. god I hate MJ and Peter. y'all should divorce for real. not because you guys are bad to each other you're just so goddamn annoying.

Mjs like "I'm a girl! I love shopping and I have friends who are also hot girls! and peter don't you want to take sexy photos of me! and I feel SOOOO bad that I'm better at your job than you and it makes you feel bad I guess I should just be worse at it so it doesn't insult your masculinity ❤️❤️❤️ loveee u baby" Like. sorry. she's just written as What Some Guy Imagines a Normal Nice Girl Is Like here. (obviously this is not representative of the entirety of actual decades of writing for a character but this issue is a rough introduction.)

and peter. well. he's Nineties Just Some Guy but I expected that so it's a little less grating.

the art is interesting because the action scenes and compositions are really solid and easy to see why they're iconic. but the faces......I don't like them. at all. they're jacked up for everybody. basically only the hero suits and dynamic shots look good.

Brock's heavy catholic bent did not make it into the movie characterization and I think that's fair but also really fucking funny. part of his revenge fantasy includes "dressing up as a priest to kill spiderman". also his backstory "I was really sad I lost my job so I got jacked because I thought it would make me less depressed but it didn't. and the more I thought about it the more mad I got and then I was gonna kill myself for real like I was gonna do it. but then an alien said hey let's go kill that guy you hate I hate him too and I was like awesome! and now life is also awesome" . which is just so....yeah That's Comics!

Brock and venom united by Being a Hater (to be fair in venoms case. I do actually feel bad for him how is that his fault imagine being like heyyyy I'm an alien who needs a host to live. and you're cool and we get along pretty well....we can help each other and it would be great. and then the guy doesn't just tell you Fuck Off I Don't Want to Do That, but Tries To Murder You Bad and the entire discussion around him doesn't really seem to regard him as a person but as just a thing who's life isn't as valuable as his, even after knowing he's sentient....)

(and peter's fine with trying to kill him Again, not just as defense, and only backs off because he doesn't want to kill the human he's bonded with). that's kinda fucked up. you don't even consider his life a life just because he's a people eating alien. wow. eyeroll. idk it's just weird to be like. I Can't Take A Life! But This Guy Doesn't Count Cuz It's Not Human. I thought we left that behind in the silver age with the old Bizarro stories and the like. at least DC kinda did. I can and I WILL get stuck on "how do you determine which life is valuable and worth saving versus not" because I like star trek. c'mon. it'd be different if he didn't care because venom was a threat either way and needed to be stopped; but that isn't what he said. he said, no, I can't take his life because it would mean also taking Brock's life, and I can't do that. which is inch resting. tldr what I'm saying is yeah he's got reasons to be a hater. )

[fratricideknight]

Do you have a favourite sam hair era? Mine was in season 1 and 2 when it wasn't that long yet but still had the cute curls at the ends

don't even get me started! (sorry for how long this is. there's a tl;dr if you don't wanna read.)

just the fact that sam has longer hair is a gigantic plus with me. i love his hair so much, it looks so soft and gorgeous. i'm really enamored with that anime-esque style, so when a physical man (and a real one, bc jared) manages to pull it off, my heart is instantly stolen.

as for specific standouts: season 1, as you said. it's just so cute! and the bangs never reappear so i'm particularly fond of them. season 1a especially, when his hair curled up so much at the ends, with the gorgeous lighting which made him look so good - *chefs kiss*. i love it when they let his hair go curly, which is why i think his pilot hair is cute but i prefer the overall s1 hairstyle.

i adore the s3/s4 hair, too. i view it as an improvement on the s2 hair, but idk, maybe that will change when i rewatch. the side part is probably better suited to him than the bangs as he gets older, and the little curls stay (esp. in s3), so it's a win.

i love the longer hair. s7 was dragged down by the sideburns and was too straight imo, as far as i can remember, but season 6 had its moments! maybe that's just because soulless!sam was hot, though, lol. as for the king of long hair: i. love. the season 8 hair. both 8a and 8b had their moments. i haven't watched it in a while, though. all i remember is that he glowed. i would have loved it if they let his hair go full wavy, even for just half a season, but it had the flicks so it passes with flying colours.

s9 hair was cute, too, because it was allowed to curl! a little, anyway. let this man's hair curl! tbh, though, by this stage everything becomes kinda fuzzy. i need to rewatch these seasons to get a grasp on the hair (i wish). s12 was kind of a return to form (?) with more structure than the preceding seasons so that was cute; all i really remember is the time he dressed as a priest and it was hot but i feel bad admitting that. also he looked really cute in a sweater in the same episode. you look good in anything, but please wear something other than flannel, sam. s14 hair was kinda similar (i think) and he had a beard!!! for a few episodes. so that was fun. i like the beard tbh, just not too long. dean deserved to burn for 40 more years for telling sam to shave it.

tl;dr: i love the longer hairstyles, but s1 is probably my favourite atm bc i love the bangs and i love s1. my fav varies, though.

thank you for giving me an excuse to ramble about sam's hair 💕

[astrolotte]

This is Virgil he’s a spider and his eight eyes kinda glow but it’s okay that’s normal :)

idk why i gave him asymmetrical eyes I guess I just thought it’d look cool. nd look! his lowest two eyes kinda look like his eyeshadow in canon.

--

the story to go along with it is... (tw death mention, religion) There was a kingdom that used to be very magic-friendly, when suddenly the King and Queen decided to pull a full ban on magic since they were kinda assholes. The palace witch got mad bc she’s kinda an asshole too and cast a curse on the whole kingdom and might I add that it’s a big kingdom with a lot of people.

So for about a year, some of the children would be born as ‘monsters’, and the King and Queen decided to put them all to death as soon as they were born.

Virgil (a spider creature) and Janus (a snake) were born then, and as ‘monsters’, but... they just so happened to be the sons of important priests, and the royals were like “Oh we can’t kill these ones that would be blasphemy” so instead they sent the two off to a distant tower with a dragon to make sure that no one gets out, and no one gets in. Every so often they’d deposit materials (like food, clothing) at the door to make sure they didn’t die.

Of course, they didn’t tell the rest of the kingdom that the two boys survived. Then everyone would get mad, and they couldn’t have that. But news got out about them taking children away and putting them in the tower, but the rumor said that it was two beautiful princesses in the tower, one of whom would marry whoever rescued them. This... caused a lot of adventurers to travel to the tower. None of them killed the dragon, and very few of them got past her.

The ones that did... didn’t like what they found. They’d insult and belittle Janus and Virge, and one of them tried to kill the two, though they didn’t manage to succeed. 

Eventually Roman comes along and gets to them, though as soon as he does Virgil starts yelling at him to leave because they don’t need more people telling them that they’re abominations, thanks.

but like... Roman's totally gay, and he doesn't know how to explain that they're actually really hot and he would totally save them rn if u want-

ends in anaroceit/prinxieceit, whichever you call it (personally I use the former)

[perlukafarinn]

I posted two polls yesterday, asking who is your favorite potential love interest for Dean besides Cas and vice versa. I’ve tallied the votes for both polls and reblogged them with the results and some commentary but I thought it’d be nice to gather them in one post, plus some extra thoughts from me below the cut.

Potential love interests for Dean:

Benny (116). And yes, correct.

Cassie (77). Also correct. A few of you pointed out that Dean should have gone to her in season six instead of Lisa and are you wrong?

Victor (34). Tbh I wasn’t expecting Victor in the top three but I am very happy with all of you!

No one (28). Very Cas coded of you, very sexy.

Crowley (25). This is the one I feel like the character in question would be the most upset about. Only number 5??

Bela (13). I’d also like to interject that demon!Dean/demon!Bela should have happened.

Lee (8). Good for him, I guess.

Jo (5). I don’t know if I’m surprised by Jo’s ranking or not.

Donna (4). This one had a lot of support when her first episode aired, if I remember correctly.

Tessa (3). Good for her, I guess.

The rest got either one or two votes. With two we’ve got: Aaron (surprised he didn’t get more), Anna, Ash, Cain (very disappointed he didn’t get more), Deacon, Garth, Ketch (uhhh), Rhonda Hurley.

One vote: Balthazar, Daphne (lowkey feel like the two people who picked them read the question wrong), Donnie, Lisa (I also don’t know whether to be surprised by this ranking or not. On the one hand she’s Dean’s longest running textual love interest. On the other, they kinda forgot to give her a personality beyond ‘love interest’ and ‘mother’), Lydia (????), Me (lmao), Michael, Mick (also ???), Robin, Ronald (ngl I had to look him up), Sam (😶), Sarah Blake (this voter did admit they might be projecting) The Impala if it turned into a guy (this one might have the most canon support), That one hot desk officer from season 1 you know the one I mean (I don’t).

Potential love interests for Cas:

No one (33). I was expecting this option to be high up but not number one! Quite a few people specified he should be a single parent but what I really appreciate are the few of you who wrote dissertations in the tags on why this makes sense for Cas’ character.

Meg (26). Correct and very sexy.

Mick (25). I’ve seen like one episode with Mick so idgi but good for him!

Balthazar (6). Thought he’d get way more votes?? Idk might be my bias speaking.

Sam (6). Love the one of you who specified that Cas should not like him back.

Luca (4). Okay so there is a canon character named Luca who is a priest but I’m pretty sure y’all mean the Luca from In the Shadow of your Wings by ao3 user Enochian Things, who is also a priest (esp since a couple of you did say he’s not a canon character) and who actually meets Cas.

Benny (3). It should be noted that two out of three of you wanted to include Dean in this ship.

Crowley (3). Just as with Dean’s list, he’d be very insulted by placing so low.

Hannah (3). Hannah got three votes, two specifying in a male vessel and one just specifying “trans”.

Kelly (3). Makes sense, as she is the mother of his child and they have a friendly relationship. Also makes sense this didn’t get more votes since they have no chemistry and she is a republican.

These all got two votes: Djinn queen, Me, Pastor Sexy.

And now, a special category of those with one vote from people I’m pretty sure read the question wrong: Cassie, Lisa, Ash, Victor.

Another special category of Dean alternates who got one vote but don’t count because they’re still Dean: AU Dean, Amnesia Dean, Dean Smith.

And the rest all got one vote: Dabb-era OC, Hypothetical guy from centuries ago (from one of those times Cas’ mind got wiped), Jesus Christ (asdjifsdkl), Miguel from The Love Story of the Runner-Up by ao3 user Margo_Kim, Sergei (???), That angel dude who wanted him for his hands (okay who and what episode).

Okay so what jumped out to me immediately was “no one” topping Cas’ list (it placed pretty high on Dean’s list but Benny, Cassie and Victor still beat that option handily). 

A lot of people straight up did not like the thought of Cas with someone else (very Dean coded of them) but a lot of others just couldn’t picture it. Which I think can be attributed to none of Cas’ relationships with others being all that developed on the show, besides with Jack which is obviously not romantic. Tbh there aren’t a lot of deeply developed relationships on Supernatural that don’t include Sam or Dean (and lbr, mostly Dean).

People were also explaining their choices a lot more in the Cas poll. Idk what that means but I just thought it was interesting. There also wasn’t a consensus on Cas’ sexuality; while Meg and other female characters got votes a lot of other voters said they see him as gay and can’t picture him with a woman.

Most delightfully surprising result: Cassie taking second place! Honestly, it’s what she deserves. And Victor in third! The taste! 

Most expected result: Benny winning the Dean poll in a landslide.

Most surprising low placement: Balthazar only getting six votes in Cas’ poll. I thought this ship was more popular but that’s probably my bias speaking since I happen to like it.

Funniest vote: Those three of you who wanna shoot your shot with Dean/Cas. Go for it, I’m rooting for you!

Favorite specification on a vote: “Meg in a deeply lavender marriage way”

[beigejournals]

Season 5 Lucifer

welcome to my unsolicited thoughts about Season 5 of Lucifer.  

as an avid and veteran series binger AND a talker-while-watching-a-movie-or-series-but-does-not-want-to-spoil-anything-for-my-friends type of person, i have finally dedicated a space and found a good way to let all my thoughts out as i watch a movie or series when i am alone when i can’t bother a lot of people because (1) they don’t want to be bothered and (2) i don’t want to spoil things for them.

so here are my thoughts, and of course, SPOILERS AHEAD.

BTW, i LOVED all of Lucifer! but this season was a slow burn for me. 

ep1

drug scene at Lux; is Amenadiel mean now?

so is Lucifer himself in his own hell loop when he became the ruler of hell? his own guilt towards his father? idk (to be frank, i don’t remember the past episodes except for the fact that he is now back in hell)

the premise of the first episode is cute!

side note after the title card: i remember how much i loved the soundtrack for Lucifer!

Maze is still hot.

I love how Maze and Chloe’s relationship developed and how they don’t have to use words to communicate.

Amenadiel’s and the Psychologist’s house HAHAHAHA i love it.

is Charlie Jesus? His mom’s faith in front of Ella is like every mom plus every religious person ever haha

YES. ELLA. YOU. DESERVE. A. GOOD. GUY.

self-improvement is now a meme, huh?

Dan is me.

comment on drug scene: Amenadiel is still the same, haha!

Maze and the card, haha!

how was the guy in the mask face (did i just say mask face?) blurred but in the party, Los Angeles was in perfect accuracy. excuse me.

coming out of the dead: “oh sorry, that’s so gross!” LORDT HAHA

love you, Charlie! hope you don’t feel like you have to perform because your mom expects a lot from you and that’s so ironic because she’s a psychologist!

Dan’s speeches about parenting: i get it tho, parents try to love their child, sometimes, they just don’t know how

also, i think it’s the sister but Chloe’s just a softie

lol Maze is jealous that Chloe got to talk to Lucifer and trying to say that they don’t need Lucifer.

OOF MAZE.

i forgot about what happened with Eve.

GUYS THE MURDERER IS LITERALLY GOING TO ESCAPE.

the amount of projection as defense mechanism in this episode is too much it feels like it’s too on the nose.

but i do love the parallel between what’s happening on Earth and in hell.

the amount of layers in this question either it’s Lucifer’s or his or his sister’s (assuming it is his sister who was behind his murder)

ok apparently it’s not his sister.

me in law school:

sana all kaya kang mahalin na babalik from hell. kilig aq.

also, after all these years, Lucifer’s house has been so clean!!! wala man lang alikabok

if she’ll be fine without him then who tf is that?

ok i read the synopsis for the next couple of episodes. i don’t like spoilers. don’t make the same mistake.

ep2

i’m Ella when it comes to my friends’ special people HAHA

also, i love the slight lean to one side to show us that this is not the real Lucifer.

why does he have to be naked???

it’s so funny for me how they have to reestablish him. LUCIFER NEVER LIES HAHAHAHAHA yes we can remember now after you repeated it 3x.

ALSO WHY IS EVERYTHING TO ON THE NOSE. EVERY SECOND IS A METAPHOR FOR SOMETHING. was it always like this?

Oh Michael. Nice. Was he an archer? We love the American accent.

how can Amenadiel not know that was Michael? GANON KA IDENTICAL SIZ?

we love the unnecessary car chase just to  reinstate the fact that this is a crime show

that slomo with the wings!!!

also everything is so slow with this show!!! idk why but everything feels just a little bit slower (or maybe i just want lucifer and chloe to be together? idk)

gwapo ni lucifer nung nagmomol sila ni Maze pls

cringe ng elevator scene

ykw. i think it’s because i like the lucifer character that’s why i’m impatient. he hasn’t been appearing the way i want him to.

see. you don’t have to remind me so much about the show because i know he was supposed to say “what is it that you truly desire” not fear. I FEEL LIKE THIS SEASON IS DUMBING THE PEOPLE WHO LOVED THE SHOW FOR SO LONG. okay sige.

either she knows it’s not him or SHE’S REALLY THAT NICE AND POWERFUL OF A HUMAN BEING.

oh i’ve been questioning whether they had sex already and this episode answered my question

CRINGE coffee scene: the spoon???

random question: are angels virgins? so is Michael a virgin?

what kind of a person would just go deep on someone else’s pocket just because they ran out of money?

knew it Maze won’t do Chloe dirty like that!

thanks Chloe. u know better than that. (full disclosure: I THOUGHT SHE WAS ACTING BADLY APPARENTLY A GOOD ACTOR CAN ACT BADLY TO PROVE A POINT?)

literally just liked it and now there’s a new secret that was said too soon.

God baka naman pwede mo ko gawing Chloe Decker char.

AH so interesting. Lucifer = Desire. Michael = Fear. Too on the nose again but that time, i needed the guidance because i am a dumbass.

God ain’t raising his children right!

ep3

yes explain everything to me it’s literally not like we have been binging this show for 2 hours straight

see, the Lucifer character is really endearing. i’m enjoying myself again hahaha. (well, i guess Lucifer when he’s with Chloe?)

can i just say that Tom Ellis was born for that role. he fits is so well that him acting as his own twin doesn’t sit well with me.

i just feel like this show was written by a psychologist who liked watching murder shows.

it’s Lucifer, Chloe!!! siya yon.

ep4

love Lucifer-Chloe tandem!

we love how the actors can sing and the show gives them a chance...

one thought: is everyone going to play a double of who they are?

also is Maze the daughter of Lucifer?

i love how they’re transcending mediums, reminds me of Community with their random episodes.

there you go, Chloe’s doing the double acting too.

Now it’s Linda. (so maybe this is the episode i was asking about earlier).

Now it’s Ella.

omg is this why i loved fleabag, it took forever for the Priest and Fleabag to finally do it? no. i just love the Priest.

Charlotte’s back! and the distance from the table shows how not okay they are. okay.

green screen while driving i love it.

now, Daniel!

we love gender fluidity? i guess. i’m not sure how you call it but i appreciate.

Lilith’s dress for the second song. OMG.

there again to make us dumb. after we just watched the whole thing happen, they retell the whole story again. damn. they think we dumb.

literally this season is making every girl kiss Chloe.

why did she blow the ring? was that her life?

what’s that song in the end?

OH that was the reason why she was retelling everything.

damn celestial beings are the worst parents.

ep5

i wanna be Dr. Linda Martin please.

i appreciate Lucifer wearing the bracelet until now. (but i expected nothing less)

i’ve always loved how people reacted to Amenadiel. he always seemed nerdy but these are times where he truly shine and im so happy.

i forgot.  i think i was showering that time that Michael and Lucifer fought and theyre hella dumb. ok lets go toxic masculinity mixed with daddy issues.

i know they’re too on the nose ABOUT EVERYTHING but i do like the debate about free will and predestination

honestly i don’t know what’s Chloe’s issue is with being made by God probably just because i’m lazy and i just want to lay everything in His hands but coming from a very atheistic perspective where she comes from i kinda get it. i guess my only reasoning why i’m okay with God’s reason is with her is because of my fear of the unknown; my current fear with not knowing my true purpose. at least she got hers! what is she complaining about?

oh i get it now, but that’s why there’s free will Chloe (or idk, idk how God works; there’s currently no electricity in my house rn. i don’t get how that works even if we pay for our electricity all the time, how am I suppose to know God’s plans?)

but aren’t well created for something else? looking at a selfish perspective, maybe He created all of us just because He wanted to.

wow. literally when the nun kissed Amenadiel, the lights in our house opened up. if that ain’t God. idk who that is.

wow that’s so interesting.

“There are no shortcuts.” 🥺

he exposed himself i’m interested. what if i were the one to whom that was exposed to... how would i react?

another sample of them explaining to us WHAT WE ALREADY CAN INFER FROM THE SHOW (the conversation actually continues to dumb it down for the audience) but i get it. it’s religion and fiction built together.

oh i just cringed i almost vomited with this 

also can i just share these. these are the funniest thing Chloe said on the show.

ep6

OOF what a horrifying way to start the episode (after the beach fiasco)

they’re holding us. that’s so adorable!!!

ugh. im still cringing.

yes jowa for ella yes pls. ELLA YOU SAID YOU WANT A NICE GUY!!! HE’S THERE!!! i’ll take him if you won’t!

Chloe if you don’t want Lucifer, i’ll take him too!

can i say how proud i am of Chloe and Dan’s relationship. it’s very healthy for what they are. add Lucifer and Dan to that too! we love men.

also the women in this show have bad taste in men. (except for who Linda married, i guess)

we love the seasonal girl’s night!

that whole charlie thing being amused by lucifer’s devil face is the best bit

was it Michael calling? and oh noooo ;(

FUCKEN MICHAEL

ngl i could have waited for another season for them to have sex on season 6 episode 6 but sure have it at season 5.

ep7

we love a person who wakes up and is not pretty. princess anna who? (i mean she is wearing full on make up, but we’re okay with that snore)

Deckerstar!! they made a word for it

our mojo??? does it only work on lucifer or does it work when she does it to others as well, we shall find out.

oh no! Lucifer’s isn’t working at all HAHAHAHA

it’s currently 2:19 AM. i am tired and sleepy.

Dan talking to Charlotte 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Fucking Michael

oh he emphasized archangel Michael. with my limited knowledge being raised Catholic, i was going to ask earlier if he was an archer because he had crooked shoulders. AND I JUST CHECKED. ARCHANGEL MEANS HIGH RANKING ANGEL NOT AN ANGEL WHO’S A FUCKING ARCHER. me being raised Cathlolic means nothing. HAHAHH

now i’m realizing if i see an angel, maybe i won’t be in the situation where i’ll see Amenadiel but Michael

NO NO NO AMENADIEL

i love this HAHAHAHAHA

knew it. called it! worked on lucifer ONLY. HOW CAN TWO PEOPLE BE THAT MADE FOR EACH OTHER. LORD BAKA NAMAN.

i’m ella shipping them.

THEYRE SPEAKING TAGALOG HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

what song was that? “When it hurts, just to breathe” same

The Shining reference no thank you pls

NAAAH i really can’t do horror things especially not with things i truly fear and when i don’t have a curtain on. No thanks.

14:54 and i’m watching again open the lights bro, it’s easier to find clues that way   also i do get that they’re closing it to ensure that the killer is not there but theyre also moving like the killer is not there anyway so better open up the lights! tho i really know nothing about crime solving (i just typed crime solving instead of solving crimes didn’t i)

we stan ella’s healthy relationship!!!

can i just say there was a time where i can’t even say serial killer out loud so this is really hard for me to watch alone

i know that he’s vulnerable around the detective. BUT SHE SAID HE CHOSE TO BE SO BY NOW HE SHOULDN’T BE AFFECTED BY WHAT HE DID.

Fucken Michael.

ep8

how attractive can you be that even in slow motion, you look great.

oh apparently he did not die.

ALSO OO NGA CHLOE. US2 MO SIYA MAMATAY TEH.

CHLOE THE OVERTHINKER but i get it. BUT STILL.

you know that montage of people just studying and it’s now happening to chloe trying to solve a crime. that’s my cinematography goal HAHAHA. it’s been awhile since i’ve been invested in studying like that.

Lucifer can be just so immature some times

is KillShare based off of SkillShare?

also i’m thinking that Chloe was either taken by Michael or Dan or the SK.

that ring of Lucifer on Maze is probably the longest ring someone has waited for.

i love Maze’s eye make up! ALL THE TIME!

if the lady here is not detective and they’re relieved. that’s just fucked up, man. they were slightly relieved. that’s good acting HAHAHAHAHA.

I’M JUST PRAYING TO GOD THAT PETE REALLY IS A GOOD GUY AND NOT THE SERIAL KILLER COZ I CAN’T HATE THAT GUY PLEASE. the key and the research!!! WTF. stop trying to be smart, show!!!

his mojo is back, does that mean Chloe is gone? 😢

OH AFTER THE TAPES, I THINK IT IS THE BOYFRIEND. DAMN SHE’S REALLY INTO BAD MEN, ISN’T SHE?

I’M SO SCARED. THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME.

THE FLOWERS ARE FRIGGIN KILLING ME.

kamukha niya pa si Penn Badgley, nice.

DOES HE GENUINELY LIKE HER OR IS THE KISS TO THROW HER OFF GUARD.

AH NO. i think he genuinely likes her. except that she... you know found that he’s a fucking murderer

HAHAHA PETE

right??? why does this show have to say everything out loud like don’t already know.

oh he just used her but then he liked her. idk. the way he speaks too, so nonchalant.

preach, ELLA!!!! shout out to those who had crappy childhoods and are not serial killers! that’s the bare minimum i guess.

go, Ella!!! know your worth!

lol made me love Pete, he’s funny.

ok my assumptions were right-ish.

HAHAHA, his american accent.

his choosing to be bot vulnerable around her anymore, Michael, i think is a way of him staying alive for Chloe but ofc Chloe will think that Lucifer would rather have his vulnerability than to be with her.

baka di lang love language ni Lucifer words of affirmation, okay! HE SAVED HER LIFE SO MANY TIMES AND NOW SHE’S DOUBTING BECAUSE HE HASN’T SAID I LOVE YOU YET??? SIZ. HE LITERALLY LEFT HELL FOR YOU.

MICHAEL STOP. Michael the shit stirrer. we all have that one friend.

awa me kay Maze. she’s like a lost dog throughout the show.

does Michael want to be God?

skipped thru the speech. cringe.

what’s Amenadiel’s problem with his child having a normal cold? what’s wrong if he’s a mere mortal?

WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS SHO’W SO INSECURE. i get so annoyed every time Chloe’s mad that Lucifer doesn’t get what he wants

it’s just that i resonate with Lucifer. it’s hard for me to say i love you and now i think Amenadiel stopped time.

oh. i thought Amenadiel’s fears about Charlie being mortal was superficial, i just realized that he was afraid that his child was going to die. but, he can take him to heaven like what he did with Charlotte, right?

oh Michael.

MAZE! MICHAEL IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR!!!! you’re fine! i don’t have a soul either.

celestial beings and their daddy issues and inability to communicate with one another and the desire to fight it out as if that’s the solution

HOTTEST BROTHERS EVER DAMN.

itong si God ngayon lang magpapakita anuna siz.

WHY ISN’T HE PLAYED BY MORGAN FREEMAN BUT OK.

CLIFFHANGER!!! IM MAD.

ep 8 should have been called blueballz tbh

[bom-bombon]

Texas?

Yeehaw

Name: Sebastian Inglesias

While Texas does have a second last name because he’s Hispanic, he decided to drop it. I know many Hispanic who have either both of their parents’ names and of only their fathers’ last name with the former being more common. Those with one last name has less complications with paperwork, applications, etc., than with those with two last names. Considering all this, I think that Texas would drop the second last name to make his life more easier.

Age: 27-29

Gender: Cis male

Ethnicity/Race: Hispanic (Mestizo)

Siblings: Coahuila (perhaps Chihuahua and Nuevo Leon too but it’s still a wip)

Height: 5′11 (180.34 cm)

He’s sad that he’s not 6′0. He may be taller than some of his fellow Mexican brethren, but he gets reminded that he’s not the tallest in the Union, or at the very least, he’s not 6′0. This annoys him to no end.

Relations:

-Arizona: They’re buddies. They both share a love for guns, have similar conservative ideologies, and they love a/c. No matter how much New Mexico tries to discourage Arizona from talking to him, Arizona just doesn’t care. He thinks that Texas is cool (which fuels his already big ego)

-Arkansas: They get along. That’s it. I suppose that sometimes he does call her Ar-kansas and she don’t talk to him for a whole day after that, but they’re cool nonetheless.

-California: They don’t like each other. He finds her annoying and thinks she’s an idiot. When she was first introduced to the states, he thought that they could be together and be some sort of duo. But they thought different things and it upset him. To him, it almost felt like betrayal because he thought he knew her and she supported and admired him. So why doesn’t she support him now? Today, they just bicker and often start arguments. Both of their egos will never let it go and make up.

-Coahuila: It’s complicated. Coahuila was enraged when Texas broke away from her and even more so when the US helped. While I’m not sure their relationship was during this time period, I do know that they didn’t talked for a while. Texas believed he was doing the right thing in following his own dreams. Though that is debatable at best. Nowadays, they get along well and Coahuila sometimes invite him to parties. Sometimes…

-Louisiana: They chill with each other. Louisiana, although criticizes him on some occasions, think he’s a nice guy. He has helped her in the past and she no doubts never forgot about it, so she helps him whenever she can. They’re also dumbasses together so that’s fun too.

-Minnesota: They’re together! Minnie is like 6’2 so she calls Texas cute for being tiny and he loves and hates it!! They are both tough as nails. For example, Minnie surprised him by beating him on a mechanical bull, Virginia complained about how strong Minnesota was during the Civil War, and Montana always remarks about how Minnie was the only other state who can keep up with her in the World Wars. And Texas is Texas. They are both incredibly sweet in relationships. Minnesota is known for being nice and it’s tru. Texas in relationships is sort of like the Latin Lover, excluding the constant need for uhh bedroom stuff. They are both gentle to each other out of respect and always get each other meaningful gifts. Not to mention the daily reminders of “you’re beautiful” or “you’re my sunshine”, they’re too pURE. They both like similar hobbies such as watching and playing football, taking care of animals, and roasting the hell out of people. Texas helps Minnie into confronting problems and people

Minnie: Idk how to tell them

Texas: It’s easy, I’ll show you how

Texas: Hey New York!

New York: I’m not listening…

Texas: New York!

New York: *looks up*

Texas: I like your shirt but I don’t like you!

She teaches him about considering other’s feelings. Sometimes Texas is too caught up about himself to realize how he’s affecting others around him and she knows this. She reminds him that people that not everyone will understand him emotionally and might take offense. Slowly, Texas thinks more often. Minnesota and Texas also love having adventures together. They would go and snowboard (though Texas has fell off a mountain one time). No matter what they’re doing, they always seem to compliment each other and have fun together. 

-Montana: They’re cowboy buddies. I would imagine them talk to each other about animals, particularly horses and cows. Since Montana is also a tough person, she and Texas loves to have small competitions with lifting or who has the most power. He sees her as a buddy and likes to talk to her, which is good because Montana herself has trouble fitting in when all people know about her is just cows and nothingness.

-New Mexico: New Mexico hates him. From what I can remember, Texas tried to claim parts of New Mexico three separate times. The last attempt was the Civil War, and with the attempt to take Santa Fe, New Mexico won’t let it go. Texas doesn’t really care about him nor seem to remember that he even exist. He mostly focuses his rivalry with Oklahoma. Plus, he think New Mexico is a bad driver.

-Oklahoma: They’re rivals. The extent of this rivalry, I’m not too sure and admittedly haven’t delved into much. What I can say is that he always honk his horn at her because she’s a terrible driver. At some point she called him Baja Oklahoma and he cried

-Tennessee: They’re friends. Tennessee is gay for him. So when the Texas Revolution was starting and the US helped out, a good chunk of the people were from Tennessee. So Tennessee helped Texas out wherever he can and that was his first friend from the US. They love to go hunting and talk about guns and stuff. Tennessee really admired him and is glad that he’s consider to be close friends with the big boi of the South. They also play music together and have nice country vibes.

-Wyoming: They’re Yeehaw buddies. They also had a relationship is perhaps early 1900s but I’m not too sure yet.

Things I don’t know how to title but it exists:

-Texas has tattoos of all his state symbols on his arms and back

-They played a “special” game of Truth or Dare. In the end, Texas threw up and vowed to never go to Vegas or hang out with Nevada for 9 months.

-Texas gave some of his friends in the Midwest and South (who aren’t Hispanic mind you) the “spicy” Mexican candies and almost all of them are more cautious about Mexican candies. Plot twist: they’re not spicy at all; they’re just weak

-Yee in the streets, haw in the sheets

-He’s bisexual

Some things about her (development? idk):

Texas has this arrogance that kinda makes it unbearable to work with at times (his closest friends can attest to this). But to be fair, this arrogance would be provoked by someone either messing with his lovely state or someone who’s just curious. Besides that, he is actually pretty charismatic, confident, and charming that attracts people despite his (non intentional) brash behavior. (It’s a joke that he purposefully made Tennessee gay). He’s also intelligent as he’s musically talented, exceeds surprisingly well in mathematics and sciences, and fluent in a couple languages such as English, German, and Vietnamese. He worked hard to be where he is and he can be closed minded in some parts but that’s because he likes to stay relatively the same. He doesn’t like a lot of change; you can say he’s afraid of it and what it might bring because he doesn’t want to lose who he truly is deep down inside. (It’s kinda funny because with this new influx of Californians, he’s stressed and upset at her more than ever).

Some quotes,, things?: 

New York: I’m hot shit and that’s the only thing I’ll take away.

Texas: Didn’t you hear her? I’m also hot shit. And that’s the power of the Texan charm ;) Checkmate, liberals.

New York: Yeah well why don’t you shut up.

Texas: You shut up

–

Northern Mariana Islands: *gives everyone a glass shot of tequila*

Everyone: *downs the shot and put their shot glass on the middle of the table*

Delaware: More please!

Ohio: No more please…

Arkansas: What the fuck was that??

Utah: Ugh, that so strong what the heck-

Texas: Can we do this every night?

–

Priest: You may now read the vows you have prepared.

Texas: I think I misunderstood the assignment.

Minnesota: Just read what you wrote, dear.

Texas: Ok *deep breath* A E I O U

–

Texas, drunk: SI YA SABEN COMO ME PONGO PA QUE ME INVITAN???

–

South Dakota: But it’s couples like you that give hope to the rest of us. Minnesota, you deserve the best, and you found it.

Texas, don’t you dare hurt her.

Everyone: *laughs*

Texas: I won’t.

Michigan: Don’t laugh. She means it.

Texas: Okay, I-I won’t

.Nebraska: Seriously, don’t hurt her.

Texas: Okay, I’m not planning on hurting her.

Indiana: You better not be

Texas: I’m not!

Ohio: Hey, Texas, you best be watching yourself

Texas: Why would any of you think I would hurt Minnesota? Y’all my friends too.

Illinois: Nah

–

1945

Tejas, a los otros estados: Me das una úlcera cada vez que me despierto y tengo que venir ‘pa trabajar para ti, para ti!

–

Texas, grabbing a toy police car: Coahuila! Can you buy me this?

Coahuila: No.

Texas: You never buy me anything!

Coahuila: You’re over 300 years old!

–

Texas: Yee in the streets, haw in the sh-

Oklahoma: No.

–

Texas, drunk: You’re so pretty,, are you seeing anyone?

Minnesota: Yeah, I’m married

Texas, crying: To.. to who?

Minnesota: You, you smol idiot *kisses his forehead*

[blacksmithgendry]

since no one is writing it I am and because I'm actually inspired

@mizznancywheeler this is for you bc only you get my thot thoughts lol

beware kids, this is very spicy and I can't do read mores on mobile so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it is what it is lol

warnings for: oral and mutual getting off and the top tier sex position 🐶

again, it's really explicit so yeah....I tried and idk here's something lol

******

"You have to be quiet, my roommates are downstairs!" Gendry panted, licking his wet lips. "You know the rules, no girls after 7. We can't get caught again."

"How can I when you're doing that with your mouth? You want me to be quiet, find a way to shut me up then."

"Gladly."

Arya hardly had a chance to retort before she found herself kneeling over Gendry's face. Gendry made sure she was steady as he took his cock in hand. She had looked absolutely delectable sitting with her legs spread wide and not a bit of clothes on her on his bed when he found her earlier that evening. "Oops" was all she'd said to him before he was on his knees, his face glued to her sopping wet cunt.

"Sit down and put it in your mouth. Make a sound and I stop. You stop for anything except to moan around my cock when you cum and I stop, are we clear?"

Arya would never admit it out loud but she really loved it when Gendry took control in bed. It always resulted in the best orgasms and sex. Not that sex when she called the shots was anything less than spectacular, it was just that the contrast between sweet and befuddled Gendry with dominant and rough Gendry did something to her. Mainly, wet her underwear and fuck him where he stood. Unfortunately, sex with Gendry also resulted with the cops being called due to noise complaints. Kinda of ironic for the situation at hand but since when could Arya resist a challenge?

"Crystal." Arya licked her lips once as she gripped his cock in her hand and placed her lips over his tip, sucking lightly. She'd alternate with sucking his tip and licking the slit dripping precum as well as using a hand to stroke what she couldn't fit in her mouth.

"Fuck! That's.....that's good!"

Arya rocked her hips impatiently, wanting his mouth on her again. She'd held up her end of the bargain, it was only fair he did the same as well. She pulled her mouth off his cock with a pop to make her point.

"And here I thought I was the one that needed to be quiet."

Gendry took the opportunity to bring his hand down her behind and smack it.

"Oh you do. Never said I couldn't make noise."

Arya felt her nipples stiffen at the smacks that came afterwards. A moan caught in her throat as he lapped at her cunt with gusto, his hands firmly gripping her hips. Her hand fell away as she took his entire length into her mouth and did her best to match his pace. Her cheeks hollowed out with every bob and weave, the feel of him scorching hot and velvety. She was more than sure he felt the vibrations of her moans as he ate her.

Gods, I just need a few fingers inside to--

"You taste so fucking good," he pulled away to speak "now how many fingers you want? How many can you take?" His hand found it's way between her thighs, his thumb circling her clit.

"Two? Three?"

Arya felt herself drip even more at the thought of being stuffed with just his fingers, three of them at that.

"Oh three is it? Or do you want four? I know you can take four, if you can take my cock you can take four fingers."

She was more than positive that her face was flushed red with more than just pleasure and he knew it. It's why he stuck three fingers up her cunt without warning just a slight adjustment to her position atop him. It was nearly too much but she threw her hips back into his thrusts and his thumb. Arya lifted off his cock once more when he managed to fit the fourth finger inside her.

"Oh fuck, Gendry please! I'm so close..." she knew better but she couldn't take it anymore.

Gendry could've stopped like he did the last time but he was very eager to feel her cum all over his fingers when the thought crossed his mind.

Just as Arya was grinding down hard, he removed his fingers and pressed her back into the mattress.

"Gendry! I was close!"

He leaned down to kiss the pout that had formed on her face away hard. "I know, love, but I really, really want to see you fuck yourself until you cum."

He took the hand covered in her slickness and stroked his cock with it. The image of Arya spread out and her cunt a dark pink from his thrusts, her curls wet with her desire, and her clit swollen with want. The sight driving him to the edge but he want to see her fall first.

Arya wasted no time rubbing her clit in hard vicious circles while thrusting two fingers inside herself. It wasn't the same as having his fingers fuck her but she was so close, her hips rolling to the rhythm set. She knew he was close as well, his grunts telling her just a few more strokes and he was done.

"You look so fucking beautiful when you cum. I want you to cum for me love, cum."

"Oh gods, I want you to cum with me. Gendry, please..."

Gendry stopped for a second before spreading her legs even wider and kneeling before her.

"Spread your lips, I want to cover your clit."

That did it for Arya. His words pushed her to her peak and she clenched on her own fingers. Her body shook as she came, her mouth opening to scream her release. Instead, she clapped her hand over her mouth to smother her cries. She lay boneless as she came down, having just enough energy to do as he asked and spread her lips apart.

Seeing Arya still shake from her peak and spread her lips as he asked was all it took. Gendry stroked his cock a handful of times before he shot his load all over his girlfriend's clit. A quiet cry fell from his mouth as he covered her entire cunt with his spend. His free hand on the bed was all that kept him from collapsing over Arya.

"Fuck, that......that was fucking hot." He panted as he moved to lay beside her.

"Very. Your cock is still really hard, baby."

"Yeah but I know how sensitive you are after a hard round. You did have four of my fingers inside you."

"And? Your dick is bigger and I still want more after when we fuck normally too."

"So...you still want another round?"

Arya snorted and crawled over Gendry to sit astride him. She moved her hips gently over his still hard cock to make her point.

"I always want another round, preferably on top. Or from behind."

Gendry's hands came to her hips, a reflex at this point. She was always very glorious riding him hard and yet, taking her from behind always gave him the chance to fuck Arya really hard and deep.

"Get on your knees, I want to see you take every inch of my cock."

"You can't just say that and not expect me to not moan like I do when we fuck at my place."

"Arya...your walls are soundproof. I live in a three story house with six roommates and their priest. Thin walls and no boundaries, forgive me if I actually want to keep our sex life private."

She bent down to kiss his frown away and chuckled. "I know, I do so enjoy teasing you."

"You had you laugh now get on your knees please, so I can cum in you and get some sleep."

Arya rolled her eyes and did as she was told. "At least this time you said please. Last time you just bent me over the desk and said, 'Pull your skirt up and hold fast.' And then you ripped my nice pair of blue lace underwear."

"I said I was sorry." Gendry grinned at the memory. "And I recall you cumming four times after I fucked you on the desk. You love it from behind. Like how rough I fuck you. How hard you cum from being fucked like the She Wolf you are."

"That's what you think."

Gendry pulled her hips back to meet his thighs. "Oh I know, baby."

Arya felt his cock sliding between her sensitive folds a few times before pushing the tip in. She let out a low gasp when he slid another inch inside her before pulling back and pushing in once again. Again and again, he pushed and pulled until she felt him bottom out.

"Now, I'm going to fuck your nice and hard. Just the way you like it."

Hips and ass up, face pressed into the mattress, and his hand in her hair as he pounded her cunt just as he promised?

Gods, he really did know what she liked best.