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#n��kken#nacken#folklore#scandinavian folklore#nordic folklore#idk what this even qualifies as#this fucker used to terrify me as a kid#my art#artists on tumblr#clip studio paint#digital art#digital painting#body horror#slight body horror i guess????#IDK HOW TO TAG
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Idc how young I am I’m going to stand straight and speak clearly and come from a place of confidence bc I’m a 22 year old woman and I am qualified to be wherever I am if I got there
#EVEN if my coworkers or colleagues are older#Like???? So what I still am qualified#I’ll always be respectful and recognize there’s sm idk#But like I need to be more confident in my actions
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inspired by this post
#text#miraculous ladybug#ml revolution#mlbposting#IDK WHAT ELSE TO TAG#adrienette#ig???#technically this is all adrienette#we aren’t even dipping into the other sides#that being said#yuri: ladrien and ladynoir#they qualify too ❤️
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i need that old man in ways that are probably deeply concerning to psychiatrists. i need him to let me sit in his lap and grind on his dick a little and i truly don’t give a shit if he doesn’t get hard, im gonna ride his cock until either i cum or his hips give out. then im gonna clean my cum off his dick with my tongue and just warm it for him for a while, sit at his feet and keep his dick in my mouth while he fills out the fucking new york times crossword puzzle or something. i want to lick his wrinkly skin from head to toe dude. i want him to make out with me and spit in my mouth and i want to kiss the puffy circles under his eyes I WANT THAT OLD MAN SO BAD
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Bros only. You're not invited.
#idk lol i was in my dirk shirt all day and like#it takes 2 seconds to put on the shades and gloves#why not do a casual lol#i just restuffed my pillows after washing the cases so i was like... man lets get some brodirk up in this home#(dont forget cal in the equation tho brocal is 4lyfe)#(i just havent gotten around to remaking cal yet so pillow will have 2 do)#fuck what if i threw on bro and took another brobro pic#homestuck#homestuck cosplay#dirk#dirk strider#casual cosplay#me#selfie#striders#413#its awk lighting bc my lightbulb right here is orange (i have pink and red also in other parts of my room lol)#i dont feel like burning my eyes w the ceiling light#ramble ramble lol idk what to tag this bro#brodirk#stridercest#(implied ig just tagging bc ppl are weird about it now)#brocal#mmmm what tag uhhhh#cosplay#even tho this hardly qualifies lol#bro#lil cal#i still wanna do a full dirk cosplay again its just.. the hair.. i dont wanna gel it.. it takes a blowdryer to get the zero grav lift#...and thats too much effort when im the only one who cares lol
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I made a similar post before a long ass time ago for the other three da protags but now it's time for rook, this time in poll format <3
as always feel free to ramble about your ocs in the tags!! 👀
#💾#dragon age#mostly threw this together bc i think it's a fun dragon age character development question#and i wanted to bring some oc community engagement to the dash today#community? comradery? positivity? idk#← rare moment of me not minding if one of my posts breaks containment#ive had this sitting in my drafts forever and kept forgetting about it so whatever. go my scarab#also i want to make a spirit version but i cant have 2 polls in the same post. L#anyway. for lleyth it's actually hard for me to figure out for once bc like i could see pride for obvious reasons including solas#but at the same time i think lleyth is... actually quite humble and does not believe themself to be any better or more qualified than anyon#like they dont want the position they're in at all and they doubt their own leadership skills constantly#and they do what they must bc they have to. not bc 'they're the only one who can (do it right)' like solas wants to believe ab himself#and i think people who make good targets for pride are people who would do anything for power. lleyth does not want that#which leads me to think they would probably be targeted by despair.#i think they are someone who is used to being forced to lock away their sadness and either turn it into useful rage or compartmentalize it#but there is just. a deep and profound sense of not belonging anywhere and doubting their place in the world/others' lives#and if they weren't the type of person whose instincts kick in like a failsafe and make them keep fighting no matter what#i feel like they really would be stopped in their tracks by an overwhelming feeling of futility and misery#and there are a Lot of miserable moments in lleyth's life a demon could use to manipulate that within them 😔#plus despair seems to be the polar opposite of determination. which considering spite really likes/is drawn to lleyth... yeah. yeah#and the fact that despair demons constantly single out rook in combat is like. haha whats going on there bud........#and i personally think the inverse of this question (what spirit would be drawn to them) answer would be determination#bc damn kid you don't know how to quit. you will punch up at the cost of even your own fists and it's admirable#constantly swinging at something bigger than you that you cant take down etc etc#*take me to war by the crane wives starts playing as i lean out over the balcony smoking a cigarette*#take me to war honey i dare you. i'll be the sweetest thing to ever scare you <3 etc etc#plus its also tasty to me to think about lucanis having to break them out of the Despair Mind Prison#by chipping away at all of the awful things they believe about themself. as payback#🫵 get loved and adored idiot
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terererereziiii
she is so spunky
#yayayayay#I was feeling really artblocked recently but then suddenly motivation hit me like a truck so I drew the girl boss of all time 👍#does terezi qualify as a girlboss?#idk i like to think she does but honestly I don't even know what being a girl boss means rip#we'll just say she is#terezi pyrope#my art#fanart#digital art#homestuck#homestuck fanart#terezi fanart
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every time there's a (chain) restaurant that stops using finnish meat i die inside a bit. like. first of all your image will suffer. it's more ecological to get things made near you. you should realize that even if you don't care about anything. and yeah i barely eat meat but i do care about animal wellbeing so i'm capable of understanding that since people at large will keep eating meat, it's good to support the industry in a country where it's actually mandatory to treat your animals somewhat well and raise them in clean environments and where antibiotics are only used if an animal is sick. and not as a preventive measure so you can raise them in dirty environments. does antimicrobial resistance say nothing to you. also this is exactly why, if i had a pet, i'd be unwilling to buy them food that has meat from a country where i don't know about how the butchery works. bc it supports everyone from the animals to the consumers and their pets and whatever to have meat that's raised with prevention of diseases with the help of systematic health care work and hygiene and literally just not dumping antibiotics into poor animals in poor conditions. thats how you get e coli. my god. all that so you can get slightly cheaper ingredients. insane.
#the burden of knowledge#i try not to think about it too much#but unfortunately i have done research and listened to rants from a friend who has an education in being an animal keeper like she's#qualified to work on a farm and also she's a vet tech and insanely knowledgeable about dog and cat nutrition and also a vegan who#understands not only the finnish meat industry but that of some other places too#who is willing to explain things to me as if i were 5 years old every time i get confused by something regarding this stuff#dont get me wrong i do read like actual sources but she helps#and loves to rant about this#which. so do i. but i know less so i have less to rant about.#anyways. i get not wanting to support the meat industry but doing that where i live guarantees safe food for both pets and people alike#idk what im even going off about im just annoyed#ive seen bad takes#leevi talks
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would you recommend ace attorney
Yes, definitely, absolutely
Some out of context screenshots from the original trilogy
#but to answer honestly. I do recommend it. all first 3 games (I haven't had the time to play the rest so I can't say anything about them)#but ace attorney is a visual novel game. technically 'only dialogue' and that isn't everyones cup of tea#it's very funny tho. and the characters are very likable. the plot is nice (although some parts can get a bit repetitive)#but yes. do give it a try. it's more about the plot than the gameplay if that makes sense#one of my favorite games of all time honestly. give ghost trick a try too if you want. it's very good as well#I guess you should try to go in the games 'blind'. no spoilers. but whatever you want#ace attorney#not art#if you do end up playing it (or watching the gameplay on YouTube idk) feel free to tell me if you liked it :)#I feel like I'm the least qualified person to ask for any kind of recommendation but then I remembered what some of my friends recommend me#to watch/play and I feel better about my taste in media#even if you don't like the game I really recommend you listen the the soundtrack of the great ace attorney
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having alabaster torrington as your favorite character is so strange, like. you wish more people in the fandom knew him. he offers such an interesting perspective on the greco-roman side of the riordanverse. rick wasted so much potential not putting him in the main series. rick would’ve absolutely ruined his character given the thematic direction or lack thereof he chose to take post-pjato. the status of al’s canonicity is a question mark. al is schrodinger’s canon. there is so much information about him in the 20 pages of son of magic—his motives, his personality, his abilities, his philosophy, his morality—but we also know nothing about him outside of his titan army experience. he’s simultaneously a rich well and a blank slate. he’s a fantastic addition to the riordanverse by haley. your headcanons biblically make sense for the foundations of his character as revealed in the short story. you tear your hair out when you see another headcanon that contradicts what you believe about him. he’s your own original antivillain character now. he is haley’s character. you wish haley or rick would make use of him in canon. you would crumble into ashes if alabaster is not written out to be who you believe he is. there is no textual basis for any of your headcanons. you hope he never appears in canon. people stay not knowing about him. only you get him. but you wish more people knew about him—
#alabaster torrington#idk what this is#i dont even think this qualifies as meta LMFAO HELPPP#im too invested in this gay magic dude
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@davekatweek 2023, day 7: "beginnings"
(n.) the point in time or space at which something begins.
#quick thing just so i have posted SOMETHING for davekat week ^_^ i haven't forgotten them still...#i thought i'd do a more figurative take on this prompt. i was struck by the 'point in time or space' qualifier on the definition#like what would be the point in SPACE where a RELATIONSHIP begins. so this is how i thought to represent that#as in. a little tuch#also by 'quick thing' do read 'almost three-hour thing' yeah this took longer than intended#but it turned out good and it's a not even a weeknight so. who give a shit.#i'm fascinated by definitions at the moment. i posted a oneshot fic recently and the summary was a definition. now i'm doing this shit#idk i guess i¨m on a definitions kick rn even though they're like cliché. frankly i do not care#ope my headphones just died#i'll take that as a sign.#enjoy! ^_^ happy davekat week#davekat#davekat week#davekat week 2023#homestuck#homestuck fanart#karkat vantas#dave strider
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hm. i do not like chilshi 🤔
#sylph.txt#everyone likes to joke abt how much of an epic divorce man chilchuck is#but i dont think he ever even refers to her as his ex-wife. i could b wrong bc it's been a while since i read it tho#idk a lot of his arc is him learning to b more open w others (which is essentially what ended his relationship)#and u can see how much he's grown in the chapter where senshi goes into his past#to me it would b a lot sweeter for him to take on these lessons and go back to her and make things work#it's been 4 years but he's remained loyal to her depite their issues. idk to me it rlly does feel like he still loves her he's just a fool#it's made p clear that he's a coward and that he's quick to run away so actually committing to her would b a nice way to wrap things up#we don't get to see much of his wife so i get y ppl r quick to put him w the only other man in the party#but like senshi knows abt his wife too like i do not think he's gnna b making any moves here bc he has morals lmao#(*only other older man in the party. laios doesn't qualify for old man yaoi to most chilshi likers)#(even tho chilchuck isn't old either but shh they don't care abt that)#when it comes to senshi the changeling chapter def helped him w understanding how old the rest of the party is#but he clearly still views them as significantly younger than him#i don't think he views chil as a child anymore but for the majority of their time together he did#and so going from that to in a relationship is uhh rlly weird to me!#senshi has always taken a sort of parental role upon himself#w him romance is no where as interesting as the platonic bonds he has w the rest of the party#similar to how romance is entirely unimportant to izutsumi in the succubus chapter#idk i def don't hate the pairing and there r some takes on it that i find funny#but for me i just don't see anything between them i think ppl just want an m/m ship to play with#that ao3 gap is only gnna get bigger lmao
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wait stoat are you a zionist
I mean if by that you mean "I don't think the state of Israel deserves to be wiped from existence," then sure.
#I'm being facetious here but. that's what it comes down to.#I think that the state of Israel has a right to exist. that is the basic entry-level qualifier for Zionism#that said based on timing I assume this is about the bullet with its casing still on post in which case. idk what you'd want me to do?#like even if I wasn't a zionist surely you can see how blatant misinformation deserves to be called out right?
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happy birthday! I just wanted to let you know that I came across this account after seeing this sick horror piece of old time churches, decinding to follow the page, and then realising that it was the same artist who'd written that sick comic on time travelling werewolves and vampires which I'd lost. and they're both t4t too ! effervescent
thank you!
Honestly it is an extremely unfamiliar reality that someone could know me from multiple different things... Not sure what to do with that but I'm glad to have impacted you in small ways and I hope to continue to do so! So thanks for being here, I'm glad that fate brought us back together haha
#honestly I never know what to say to things like this#its so kind...#there's also some kind of. there's a lot of feelings around it#the goal of an artist is to touch peoples lives in small ways. imperceptible ways really...#and I guess I never think of myself as doing that. I just think of myself as intending to do that#because thinking of myself as someone who IS feels like a great level of responsibility that I'm not sure I'm quite ready or qualified for#but I am! I've been making comics for years and I've like indisputably influenced the lives of thousands of people#and I take that extremely seriously. even though its a silly little comic its very dear to me and I am very proud of what I do#and so. thank you for sharing this#I'm being very dramatic. I'm aware LMAO#idk! just like woag my stuff is out there...#people remember it... man... thats just unreal#dickensians#asks#just another reminder of why I work so hard to make something 'good'#to me it's about making something that is worth the love people are giving it#because you're all so so so important#and you deserve something wonderful#and so I'm just doing my best to make something that feels wonderful. as much as I'm capable of haha#so. yeah...#just reminds me how important it is and why I do what I do.#thank you
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ive been rereading tnp and it’s bothering me so much i need to mention it here; it’s kind of insane how much the erins bend over backwards to make brambleclaw deputy, it’s kind of just nonsensical.
not even him not having an apprentice when he’s picked, though that is kind of wild, he just… there’s basically no good reason other than him being a main pov character and tigerstar’s son. literally any other thunderclan warrior who’s had an apprentice (barring maybe ashfur) would have been a better choice. thornclaw dustpelt sandstorm cloudtail brackenfur- brackenfur is one that firestar explicitly considers and the reasoning why he decides not to is so incredibly weak ‘oh i dont think he’d be right for leader’ number one what are you talking about number 2 then use him being deputy as an opportunity to help him become right for leader are you telling me firestar thinks the cat he once considered letting die in a fire is a better fit for leader than the cat he half mentored. dustpelt is clearly an experienced warrior, sandstorm is someone firestar obviously has faith in, thornclaw is experienced and i’m pretty sure you even see firestar consult him a few times (cloudtail is iffy bc thats cloudtail but he’d really be a better choice, just how he treats daisy and her kits would be an interesting justification for firestar making him second-in-command) but honestly besides the narrative jumping through hoops to act like the other very viable options are either secretly bad choices or otherwise ignore them (why is bramble the only cat we ever see jump to help firestar with stuff they just wrote everyone else to be silent or w/e) but in twilight where he arguably acts the most like de-facto deputy in leaf and squirrel’s pov he’s framed as a jackass half the book??? why would you do that if you intend to make him actual leader?? in his trial run of being kinda-not-deputy you just make him use his semi-authority to be cold and fucking mean to his friend and her buddy??? like i see him being qualified due to having experience being the travel group’s leader and whatnot, but barely anything else is done to make him realistically more qualified than anyone else- he just angsts about his ambitions and gets handed the position because starclan vouched for him for some damn reason even though by his society’s laws he should not be in that position
#sorry its just really bothering me bc i am NOT seeing why he should be deputy#warrior cats#salty talks#the new prophecy#i dont hate tnp i just hate the bramble wants to be deputy plot he does not deserve that shit#not even on the level of him being a shitty guy or anything he literally should not have been picked#its probably the most egregious example of the authors just forcing a plot point instead of like. building it up realistically#literally in twilight he just comes off like he’s going to be a cold distant asshole as deputy it’s not a good look#opposed to firestar being deputy gaining his position while qualified and also through the understandable logic of bluestar’s mental state#fire just picks bramble be leafs like hey starclan says so and fires like oh ok even tho he’s literally not qualified#and also barely seems like he’d be a good choice anyways despite having been a main pov character#yes im complaining abt bad writing in the Bad Writing Cat Books leave me alone this is bothering me#adding while i read sunset; i will concede that this one does a better job building him up as possible deputy with the trust he’s given#its still just. why him (besides him being the mc) why is no one else given this trust or somewhat filling this role the same way#i feel like it would be more interesting if someone else got chosen over bramble and he had to be at peace with that#instead of oh he gets what he wants yayyy. idk switch the fox trap scene to hawkfrost trapping the new deputy#i feel like bramble not being deputy would be interesting like helps him realize that he doesnt need to be in a position of power#for his clanmates to trust him and rely on him if hes still worried abt the tigerstar’s kin thing and maybe confront tigerstar abt it
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whenever someone I follow and/or a mutual in law follows me back without us having any sort of recent interaction I can't help but want to be so so nosy about why. what did it for you
#especially if they're someone I perceive as a “popular blog” in whatever niche it is but I'm trying to quit thinking like that#bc it's parasocial and might make people uncomfortable idk. we're all clowns here. even if I think you are king of the circus#anyway like. did our shared mutual talk to you about me? did it just randomly cross your mind? what was it???#but you obviously can't just be like “why are you following me” that's weird. so I'll never know. but god I am SO nosy#ESPECIALLY if I think they're popular bc like. I don't even qualify as a good shitposter? why are you‚ the celebrity‚ here all of a sudden?#what is my winning quality#anyway. me earlier this week when byhops (nee madcleradin) and astrobei followed me within an hour of each other
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