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today at work they said we gotta send in our education transcripts and that’s how i realized i haven’t collected my university degree yet. like i forgor

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IM mishphobic on bluesky!!!!! if anyone wants to be mutuals :D

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I went to the penis doctor and he said you were his favorite patient on account of all your rare and fascinating penis problems

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Israeli air raids have killed dozens of people, including children, in northern, central, and southern Gaza, Palestinian officials and media have said, as the besieged territory endures its 44th day of bombardment.

At least 31 people were killed in Israeli attacks on the Bureij and Nuseirat refugee camps in central Gaza, officials say.

Mohammed ayesh and his family are currently at Nuseirat and are in constant danger due to the bombardment and right now the best thing you can do to help is to please donate to his fundraiser. Money raised will go towards his family's daily expenses as well as to help his younger brother repair his hearing aids that were damaged during this time.

Ayesh ( @ayeshjourney ) has been running the @gaza-evacuation-funds account and verifying fundraisers on the ground, all while also being a healthcare worker in a warzone. Please show him appreciation for his hardwork by donating anything you can spare to his fundraiser.

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Casts spell called “please be alright. I love you.”

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drawing ladynoir to heal my soul

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old doodles from the archives 🫶

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In Marinette's eyes, the two cats might appear to overlap.

It's been 5 years since the release of Chat Blanc.

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they make me SICK

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need them in silly situations again

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“There was once a very great American surgeon named Halsted. He was married to a nurse. He loved her-immeasurably. One day Halsted noticed that his wife’s hands were chapped and red when she came back from surgery. And so he invented rubber gloves. For her. It is one of the great love stories in medicine. The difference between inspired medicine and uninspired medicine is love. When I met Ana I knew: I loved her to the point of invention.”

— Sarah Ruhl, The Clean House 

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Have you eaten? (i love you). Did you get enough sleep last night? (i love you). How do you feel today? (i love you). Did you have a nice day? (i love you). Will you come on a walk with me? (i love you). Here's some fruit I cut up for you. (i love you) (i love you) (i love you).

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I feel like no one ever should drop album reviews like the day after the album drops like I will not take ur review seriously. i don’t even take my first listen reviews seriously like how do u know u won’t suddenly love certain songs like crazy weeks later or even months later and then it will suddenly stick in ur head like glue

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seeing this makes me feel all types of ways bc I was a huge dianetti shooter in 2017 AND SO WERE STEPHANIE BEATRIZ AND CHELSEA PERETTI WHY THE FUCK DIDNT THE SHOW/NETWORK ALLOW IT .

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tumblr activity filters are also broken like I can’t filter out likes anymore WHY IS NOTHING WORKING

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kind of sucks to be the kind of person to like when something they really really really wanted doesn’t happen they immediately start insisting to themselves that it’s actually totally a good thing that the thing they super duper ultra mega wanted didn’t happen bc random super contrived bad things would have resulted from it and in doing so just creates more strange ugly feelings. do they have a disorder name for this . oh also on top of that they come up with 482838283 ways they could have prevented the situation from failing probably totally so it’s totally their fault the thing they wanted so bad like crazy didn’t happen

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AU where Nino doesn’t fall in love with Alya over one afternoon but rather he does so gradually so Adrien thinks he still has a crush on Marinette, BUT through some cursed miraculous-esque misunderstanding Adrien thinks Marinette likes Nino too only that she doesn’t want him to know but of course just like in canon she’s got it crazy for Adrien only she can’t tell Adrien she doesn’t actually have feelings for Nino BECAUSEEE she’s convinced he only talks to her to scheme and discuss her eventual confession to Nino AND AND ANDDDD at some point whilst trying and failing to confess to Adrien that she isn’t actually in love with Nino she causes him to think that she’s now in love with Alya instead—it gets to the point where when Alya and Nino DO start dating she begs them to keep it a secret from Adrien who will be heartbroken thinking the two people she was once in love with and currently in love with are now together. She does not, at any point, realize that Adrien fell in love with her too and is now super heartbroken and in pain every time she discusses her supposed SUUUUUUPER huge and ultra bigggg crushes on Nino, and then Alya, respectively. yes the part in the show where she accidentally confesses to chat noir that she’s in love with him as marinette still happens and it makes it all way more confusing and complicated for Adrien