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had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out

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using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

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*struggles while writing* i suck and writing is hard

*remembers some ppl use ai* i am a creative force. i am uncorrupted by theft and indolence. i am on a journey to excellence. it is my duty to keep taking joy in creating.

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Nothing is more annoying than electronics that lose charge while not in use. How do you get discharged just laying there. Don't piss me off

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so we all thought of him when we heard Like Him by Tyler The Creator right?

i have many thoughts about him

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to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying

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went through my ipad and found a bunch of old mlb wips and sketches from a year ago i never shared

someone remind me to post those when im done with finals

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i read op’s post wrong and accidentally perceived it as normal :(

people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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Marinette Dupain Cheng the woman that you are

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pov: you just told your bestie how you accidentally killed your boyfriends dad and lied to the public about it

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sure sucks to be a kid with your entire city depending on you huh

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your life is not an optimization problem

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adhd bitches be like. “there’s this very tiny sound that’s extremely quiet that no one can hear but me but the fact that i can hear it means that i can no longer focus on this task” but also go “sorry i have no idea what you said because you weren’t the only sound being produced in this environment at the time and you weren’t super loud and perfectly enunciated therefore i processed nothing” i’m bitches

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i dont understand why people are in such a hurry every morning dont you know sufjan stevens fourth of july we're all gonna die

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me when the disability disables me: oh what the fuck? this sucks. what the hell man!

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There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

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adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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