#idc that ur angry at me or whatever

[alphaclxwn]

https://www.tumblr.com/xxalphaclownxx/756932362547462144/httpswwwtumblrcomxxalphaclownxx7569239348327

NO MORE SLUT SHAMING ON GWEN! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR MAKING COURTNEY GO AWAY WITH IT! COURTNEY TORTURING GWEN IS REALLY THE WORST IDEA FOR A TOTAL DRAMA EVDING EVER! GWEN IS NOT A BUTT MONKEY LIKE SQUIDWARD AND MEG GRIFFIN! GWEN DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE HUMILIATED BY EVERYONE! YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE TRASH OF A PERSON!

gwen griffin

[yooniesim]

you can tell i don't have the heart for this shit anymore bc I can't sleep

[welcometoteyvat]

"the narrow eyes of Asians would be true purely because of the region"

my good brother in christ, DIE.

[hellfireeddiemunson]

i am simply going to kill myself because my brother listened to my snapchat out loud in front out our mother and aunt and now both those bitches are fucking babying me

[with-my-calamitous-love]

WHAT IF I CANT HAVE US?

katsuki bakugou x reader

texts katsuki struggled to send you.

part 1/3

different than what i usually write, but i thought i’d try it out

inspired by down bad

11:06 pm

kats: hey, idiot

kats: i’m sorry

11:10 pm

kats: i messed up

kats: happy?

11:18 pm

kats: ok im sorry again

kats: i just got jealous when i heard you went out with icyhot, thats all

kats: i know im the one that broke up with you

kats: but that doesn’t mean i was okay with seeing you go out with some other guy

kats: i know thats fucking stupid you don’t need to tell me

12:01 am

kats: i know you’re still mad at me

kats: i shouldn’t have freaked out like that when i saw ur instagram story

kats: shitty hair’s making me type most of this shit btw

12:53 am

kats: ok we’re alone he went to bed

kats: i can see ur online

kats: do you still have me saved with ur dumbass nickname

kats: i kinda hope you do

1:02 am

kats: i regret not texting you more often

kats: im sorry i was so dry

kats: but you’re the only person i’d ever text back

kats: i actually liked hearing from you

kats: im sorry

1:17 am

kats: i broke up with us bc i wasn’t treating you right and i went home everyday feeling like a shitty boyfriend. you deserved better

kats: i did it for ur own good, idiot

kats: especially after what i did to you

kats: i can’t ever make that up

kats: the guilt was killing me

kats: and after that i knew you deserved more

kats: but i miss you

kats: and im sorry i didn’t tell you the truth

kats: i take back everything i said

2:00 am

kats: are you asleep?

kats: whatever you’ll read this in the morning

kats: you left your moisturizer here

kats: i wish i could call you. i fucking miss your voice. im sorry

2:49 am

kats: you know ur the only person i want

kats: theres literally no one else

kats: and idk what i’ll do if i can’t have us

kats: i was an idiot to let you go

kats: im sorry about freaking out about that half and half bastard but im so much better for you

kats: i make you laugh

kats: i bet you were faking it with him

kats: even if you weren’t. lie to me

kats: i miss you

3:33 am

kats: you’re the prettiest person i have ever seen

kats: did i tell you that enough?

kats: well i’ll tell you now

kats: even if you slam the door in my face i’ll still tell you ur beautiful idc

kats: you’re so pretty it makes me angry

kats: i saw a photo of you in my gallery

kats: my mom says she misses you

3:51 am

kats: is ur apartment cold

kats: im sorry i never fixed your heater

kats: i should’ve made the time

kats: but i liked when you came to me for warmth

kats: maybe i didn’t fix it on purpose

kats: if you don’t take me back i’ll still fix it

kats: i love you like that

4:04 am

katsuki (do not answer) : have i told you that enough? that i love you?

katsuki (do not answer): im sorry

katsuki (do not answer): for not telling you i love you enough

katsuki (do not answer): for not telling you how god damn pretty you are

katsuki (do not answer): for not buying you flowers

katsuki (do not answer): for not treating you how i should have

katsuki (do not answer): i know i messed up

katsuki (do not answer): but i wanna make it right

katsuki (do not answer): you’re my whole fucking world

katsuki (do not answer): and i do love you

katsuki (do not answer): so open the door, im outside

part two soon! 🪽

[fawnprincessblog]

hey guys, im back for now, exams are finished but i failed so 😝

also everyone shut the FUCK UP.

i finally had time to watch kaulitz & kaulitz, and im on episode three. but tom already has me CUMMING.

ngl, bill was so fucking annoying in this episode. idc if you guys come at me. especially in this scene he was so damn annoying, always on and about with his gay stuff, like just shut the fuck up its all in the past like we get it that its hard to find a gay guy who loves you and you were hiding ur true identity back then or whatev but you're acting like everyone's against you being gay or sumth in this woke ass generation. idgaf tho what matters was that we got them arguing and tom is ANGRYYY 🙈🙈🙈

tom looks so hot when he's mad, like he's so mature and so strong looking, all his points made so much sense. like if he started speaking like this to me id just back down and let him win and let him fuck me later as punishment because he's obviously always right he's so hot.

"i have an opinion right?" SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SHOVE YOUR COCK INTO ME??? LITERALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FUCK ME HARD??? OFC YOU HAVE AN OPINION. MY BODY YOUR CHOICE DADDY :333

i honestly never really favoured this era and all because of the beard being too long and stuff but this scene is changing my mind!?!?!? I LITERALLY MASTRUBATED TO HIM BEING ANGRY LIKE I CANNOT I CANNYOTTOTOT82U29TPWHEBDO

so glad i managed to screen record this. brb im gonna go touch myself again.

[moonchild033]

Random astro community related thoughts going on my mind 😏😑

I would request u all to read it thoroughly but yea whatever😏

Idk how many ppl are going to get offended or have controversial views to this but since it's MY BLOG, I'm gonna write things that are constantly disturbing my mind.🙂

First of all, I'm feeling truly devastated by seeing the number of astro posts circulating around Liam Payne's d*ath. Why r u hellbent on dissecting someone's d*ath? Idk what tropical astrology teaches, so I can't say anything about that, but as far as ik, traditional vedic astrologers are trained NOT to predict someone's demise or dissect a de*d person's chart, so kindly refrain from using vedic astrology and its tools such as divisional charts to do this, I find it very disrespectful. Vedic astrology can just be a science or interesting content for u, but for other ppl it's a part of their heritage and it has its respect, so don't misuse it. Also I kind of think it's literally humane to not make content out of someone's demise, be a human first then u can be a celebrity.😒

Be responsible about what u say, u might not know how much impact your words have but there are ppl who are following and reading your posts. I feel like some knowledge should've stayed in the same place, protected and safe in the right hands rather than accessible to everyone, Kali yug is definitely not the era where ppl r sensible enough to understand how to wield knowledge bcoz it is literally a POWER. 😌

The way the world of Nadi astrology is destroyed by the same means, knowledge going in the wrong hands, now it has become a whole scam, spinning tales and extorting money. Nadi is where sages like Agasthiya wrote future horoscopes and its predictions along with their past lives. Our lives have been written in palm leaves years ago, the main sanctuary of the collection is in Tamilnadu, it was passed on from generation to generation in certain family lineages, then some of them sold it, made fake ones and it got sparsely distributed and now almost vanished (Ik in specific temple some of the originals are stored even today, I'll not mention the name, I'm tired of misuse of knowledge, if u r genuinely interested Google is free). Even our accurate d*ath incident is written in there but the real nadi families back then were trained not to reveal it, so they just say 'Stay healthy and careful in that time, be cautious while driving' that's it. I know of real life incidents predicted through that, my dad's friend and my bestfriend 's mother both d*ed on the same predicted year and month by the same warned incident, my dad's friend was asked to be cautious of vehicles in that time period and he d*ed due to an accident and my friend's mom was asked to take care of health issues on a specific time period and she d*ied due to cancer. It's ur choice to believe in an age old writing of ur destiny in a palm leaf but it was an accurate tool some 20-30yrs back but today when it went into the wrong hands, that is when the knowledge got spread rather than being protected and reached ppl with wrong intentions, it all went berserk, now they just bluff nonsense. Still there are authentic family lineages with real texts and skills but it's very hard to differentiate between a whole lot of fraudsters. 🙃

So yea, overall I'm pissed off about the fact that some things are better to have left the way it is rather than showcasing it to the whole world to have it misused, like vedic astrology too, if u r learning it, respect it's ethics too, don't disrespect it's norms for the sake of ur content.😌😬

Idc if u disagree with me, this is MY opinion and I'll stand by it, BYEEE 😤😌

(But I'm angry too 😒)

[armydreamersys]

We don't like engaging in syscourse but we saw what sum systems have done and it's made me angry.

If you have an opinion on a system origin, just state ur opinion. Just say it. If u want to spread information on that thing, make posts, share them, something. Try to be informational if you care that much.

Pretending to be a system origin to bait people? Doesn't help anyone. It's the stupidest fucking thing to do on the planet and just makes disinformation worse, actually. Shocker.

Idc what ur stance is on whatever system origin. If you care about people being informed and educated, playing pretend and misleading people for funsies and for laughs is not the way to do it.

Jfc.

-🖖🏽

[galactic-rhea]

never thought about the vader + obiwan dynamic like that but damn. kind vibe. consider !! (or dont ur decision) if we were to tentatively tie it into the pre-existing canon that instead of the "vader wants to kill obiwan because he blames him and is therefore obsessed with killing him" it could be more. vader is obsessed with kill obiwan BECAUSE of his self-hatred and self-disgust. obiwan (and ahsoka. and rex. and luke and-) is one of the last pieces of Anakin Skywalker alive. he's a living reminder of that pain and who vader couldve been. so the obsession is less With obiwan, then with himself and it turns into this grotesque self-harming violence and obiwan is being sucked into by association. i could also see this applying to vader's fights with ahsoka and luke (the first one not the second). peace and love ur thoughts and art are golden ❤️

Woah thank you! <3

I haven't watched Rebels yet, so I have no idea how the Ahsoka vs Vader fight went (which is why I avoid so hard gifsets with Ahsoka and Anakin 😂😂) but it could be pretty accurate, I suppose!

With Vader, I usually remain on the notion that he's pretty much a husk of Anakin, he lacks any passion at all, like sure he's angry and furious most of the time, and annoyed, but it's like, instead of raging burning fury, it burns like how ice burns, is old and calculated and rootten and it leaves you numb to everything.

In the original trilogy he doesn't seem to deny thaaaaaat hard being Anakin, I mean he does, but like he's just so...idk, he's so "meh" about everything, nothing matters, like instead of going "THAT NAME MEANS NOTHING TO ME ANYMOREEEEEE!!!!" it's more like "-takes away Luke's lightsaber- That name means nothing to me anymore y'know."

"then my father is truly dead"

"ah"

Like he's almost bored, in fact when he kills Obi-Wan he does look almost bored like "wow, this is a lame fight, I'll end it quickly old master" and then he stomps on the robes when Obi-Wan's corpse disappear,,,,like a cat trying to catch a light pointer, and then he just leaves like "whatever idc why this body is gone, i've seen weirder stuff" NKJDFSNJDFSSD

He doesn't even care enough about his self-hatred to like, you know, do something about himself, or like, even kill himself because Palpatine probably doesn't let him die and because he believes he deserves the hell he lives him. He only mostly moves to carry on Palpatine's orders.

So that's mostly what I go by with him, if he's obssesed about anything, is when he learns about Luke, probably. If he wanted to rid off everything about 'anakin skywalker', you would think he wouldn't care about Luke that much because Luke very proudly takes on the name Skywalker (i would say agressively and stubbornly 😆) and he would rather not aknowledge anything about Padmé or why he turned to the dark side, which he probably doesn't admit outwardly, and probably tells himself he doesn't care, but internally is the very reason he hates himself.

He also kept Ahsoka's lightsaber, which, again, is he reaaally wanted to destroy everything that remained of his old life wouldn't fit (again, I haven't watched Rebels so idk if that's brought up in their fight)

He wanted to kill Obi-Wan mostly out of the fact he...kills anything opposing the empire, and the jedi are forbidden now and "I suppose I should want revenge and he's here now".

But yeah, I could see an AU where he does want to hunt down Obi-Wan and it's just an attempt to end what's left of Anakin, and feeling really empty and unchanged if he believes Obi-Wan dead (or actually manages to kill him before ANH timeline). Like there's just quiet silence, and he still feels the same, Anakin's still hasn't been destroyed, and then goes back to his usual misererable apathy.

[one-womanparty]

Today, I found out that my older brother, who basically raised me, voted for Trump. The man who I looked up to for most of my childhood voted against my rights as a gay woman. He voted against the rights of his mom, his daughter, his neighbors, coworkers, etc.. it breaks my fuckin heart man.

Knowing that he voted for him fucking breaks my heart, not just for me, but for my niece as well. She's still young yet so I know she doesn't understand all this yet, but knowing that he voted against her rights as a future woman just like hurts my heart. How could you tell ur own daughter that you care and love for her and then go and vote against her?

How can you look tell ur mom and sister that u love them and then go vote against them? How did this guy that I looked up to suddenly disgust me to the point of tears? I don't care if u think I'm being "dramatic" or whatever, I'm heartbroken and angry, and I have the right to be this way.

The guy who I used to watch play video games and who taught me how to cook voted for Trump. The guy who raised me voted against my fuckin rights to marry who I love, for me to be who I am freely without fear. Against the rights that his daughter is supposed to have.

Obviously, I'm coping well, lol. (Also, no hate will be tolerated in the comments, idc ur comment will be deleted, and you'll be blocked :))

[tojiscrack]

HIIIIIIIIIHIHII HII

a littleee bit of a random question and idk if you've answered this before so sorry if u did😭😭

buttttt did u have any specific style in mind for mermaid, porcupine, and the rest of themm when writing? bcuss I rember her being in cute outfits while megumk was just in his own plain stuff😭

anyyywayssss since I lokwy wanna interact more and stop lurking? cus idk what's wrong w me😭 I just wanna say I LOVVEEE ur writing smmmm🫶🫶 so pls don't disappear cus idk what I'll do without my dose of liar liar😞😞 it's literally my favorite piece of writing everrrrr it's so well written, the silly scenes are just so HSJSHEHS like I just wanna eat them😋 AND THEN THE WHOLE THING WITH KAMOO LKKE OMG I JS LOVE THIS STORYY😭😭

ill stop yapping now tho cus if I keep going its gonna get longer😭😭 but I'm rllyyy excited to read the next chapter even if there may be angst😓 BYE BYE NOW SORRYY

HEYYYYYY <3333

i like getting questions, doesn’t matter if i’ve already answered them or not so dw about it!

now that i read your question, i can confirm that this is one i’ve never gotten before, so i’m excited to answer this! 😋

i kinda just leave it up to the reader to determine it, since it’s a reader insert so… yeah, but you’re definitely right in saying that as children, megumi would wear simple, basic clothes whereas y/n would were more cutesy type of fits.

i won’t ever write it out — with the exception of big events like a school party or smth — but their fits are quite specific in my mind, and since you asked, i’ll show you what i picture :)

these type of fits — a casual coquette outfit. ik that for their time (2018) this wasn’t in style but idc, 2018 fits make me gag so i’m doing my own thing 😋

ignore the little handbags, she doesn’t use those. she’d use a regular school backpack, and additionally, ignore the heels. she’d wear sneakers/trainers ‘cause they’re comfortable.

add a little more pink here and there, and yeah, that’s how i imagine her style.

and as for megumi:

hmmm the first one not so much, like he’d wear that, but his colour palette is darker ofc.

he’s still very plain and simplistic, but did we imagine anything different from him? 😭 he’s megumi fushi-angry 😐

even tho he only wears plain and simplistic clothing, they’ll be from super expensive brands (courtesy of satoru + the zenins being rich lmao)

BUT YEESSS, STOP LURKING 👹

tell me about yourself, tell me ur thoughts, what you like and dislike (in general, not just about my story haha), and then ofc, whatever you’d like to add about liar, liar too! <333

DO NAWT APOLOGISE YOU’RE SUCH A CUTIE STOPPP 😭😭❤️💞

i absolutely love how you’re in my inbox making a super long message for me to read like, i cannot stress this enoughhh 😭 don’t be shy and let’s keep talking!!!

i won’t ever disappear from tumblr, trust me. it’s like a safe haven for me lowkey, the only thing i have going for me outside of school, honestly 😭 like i don’t do anything except study, pray, eat (occasionally), sleep, and then repeat 😔 with liar, liar, it keeps me active. i’ll write, plan, re-draft, and then my fav part of allllll time: respond to messages, comments, asks, etc by lovely people like you 🙂‍↕️💘

literally drop by my inbox any time. yell if you have to, i’d eat that up too lolol 😋

[honeyglz]

I know damn well Outlaw!Cowboy!Izuku wouldnt make me feel like shit w/ other ppl. He listens. I know he told me himself. So because he told me heres some cowboy word vommit. Because I felt like shit tonight lmao!!!

He's so nice too. He would never talk down to you, well sometimes but he means well!! He likes to hear you rant, even if its angry incoherent thoughts spewing from your mouth. He doesn't care, he wants to hear you speak, just you <3 Sometimes he since he's not rlly supposed to be around ya, he will find ways.

Man's pulls up in a milk man outfit and you have to patiently ask if he bought the milk or if you have to put him back in his cell. "C'mon darlin its just some milk!! And plus, I know you missed me." He's smiling at you with the stupid lopsided grin as he confidently puffs out his chest in declaring you missed him. Which is true but how tf he know that?- Yk what who cares. "Go put back the milk." "But-!" "No but's Deku." He's literally sulking, eyes to the floor as he pouts turning to reluctantly give the milk man back his delivery, and clothes ig :(( BUT THEN "And hurry back, it's my day off and as far as I'm concerned, my property is off the towns border." "Meaning?" "Meaning, if your fast enough your food will still be hot" He RUNS. Like literally little cloud of smoke in the shape of him and everything. When he gets back he realizes you weren't joking. Whole home cooked meal and everything. (If u cant cook than imagine u got horse uber eats or sumth??)

He's vry grateful, even plants a lil kiss on the top of ur head when he walks in. To which you promptly try to ignore in hopes of not making a fool of urself. He probably thinks he's dreaming cause if it were up to him he wouldn't leave. Screw breaking the law he wants to break out a ring and get down on one knee. Hehe I love him. But lets not keep the others waiting shall we? Now Izuku wants to stay but you tell him he needs to scram cause u have things to be doing. He's understanding, bidding you farewell before heading into town to do whatever. So here u are, alone, doing ur thing. When all of a sudden u hear knocking. Weird. You decide to ignore it and eventually it stops. It's not until someone comes running to your door, banging down the door screaming that someone is running around town shooting in the center and I quote this next bit- "Telling 'extra's' to come out and fight him like a man" Yea safe to say u know who this is. So being so nice u head into town ON UR DAY OFF TOO to sort out this mess. And there he is, standing on a barrel in the middle of town is Dynamight, gun out and pointing at what your assuming is some poor bystander. Now you know Bakugou. And as fond of the blonde as you may be, your not the type of person to allow violence, ESSP in ur own town outside ur damn office. So you do something about it. Now he's yelling and cussin all over the place unaware of you standing directly behind him. You don't bother to try gain his attention, instead pressing the cool barrel of your gun to his back. Even through his thick coat he knows that pressure, that familiar sense is one that's not so easily shaken. He goes silent, mouth turned up despite the drying sensation in his throat. He lowers his gun, chucking it to the side. "Took you long enough." The town goes silent watching as the blonde menace steps down from his makeshift throne while you cuff him. Mind u he's smirking during the whole thing. Izuku is watching this from the bar, rolling his eye whole you throw Bakugou in his cell. Stupid sillies. AN- this has been rotting in my drafts for like a week so here. It is vry unfinished but idc lmao

[waylouder]

ranting about real world things for just the hottest second cux this blog is the only place my friends aren't

one of my friends gets so randomly passionate about things that don't make sense and it makes her angry if u don't agree and it just makes NO SENSE to me

example 1: one of our mutual friends was saying she felt like her year was a waste because she didn't go to college like she wanted to. she felt stagnant. this friends response was "how could you say that when you have children that's so disrespectful". I tried to explain that our mutual friend would never say that to her kid and that she was in a safe space to express her dissapointment in her personal achievements but my friends argument was, and I quote, "also like you decided to get married this year, and to word it as a "wasted year" idk i feel like would kinda sting" like hey babe... she's saying this away from her kids and away from her wife AND ITS NOT ABOUT EITHER OF THOSE TOPICS ITS ABOUT SCHOOLING like am I crazy for thinking u can be dissapointed in urself for one aspect of ur life but good about another??? crazy to call her "disrespectful" for venting in the venting channel of a discord

example 2: she saw an ad for a chest freezer that was converted to be an ice bath. she sent it to us like "this is insane" and I was like "oh haha ppl love ice baths look at this girl on tiktok who does them and even made a safe version for her kid" and her response was, and I quote, "idc if ppl are taking ice baths, that's some dumb shit. There’s a reason it was a thing to teach kids NOT to climb into a freezer" like okay?? this isn't child neglect. she's not putting her kid in an actual ice bath. WHAT. like her thing is that it's fucking stupid of that woman to show herself getting into an ice bath with a lid to her kid cuz the kid is gonna climb in and die. babe there's probably a MILLION safety precautions this woman takes to make sure her kid can't do that she's not inherently dumb for not paying a premium for a specially made ice bath when she can just convert a freezer.

like idk I love this friend but she gets so passionate about calling people out for being dumb or mean or whatever and sometimes I feel like she goes too far but will NEVER admit she's done so. it's annoying.

[am3ricanj3sus]

every tc i have had

okay this is like kinda chronological but also kinda not cause its when i noticed them not the grade they particularly teach.

edit: i lied this is chronological order.

mr. mh

okay starting with my first ever tc omg this is so crazy.

my 7th and 8th grade english teacher

he lowkey made me hate english ngl cause we wouldnt read like books books we read and analyzed a lot of articles lowkey pissed me off

one time he got mad at me cause he thought i had gum in my mouth but it was just wax for my braces that i started chewing on cause i didnt wanna spit it out cause it lowkey was minty

he just omg... okay my 8th grade ass should not have been thinking about him the way i was

like he wasnt tall by anymeans but he had like a husky build. like okay lumberjack. he wore so many fucking flannels omgggggg.

hes a millenial so like...harry potter nerd to the maxxxx. also like he has a freaking beard and ugh he made it work he was literally sooooooooooo.

i was shy back then so i didnt really talk to him but he was nice and like one time i fell asleep in his class on zoom and he like stayed in the call and when i woke up i was like SHITTTTTT. i think my mic was on when i did that but like whateverrrrr

hes the biggest nerd ever

okay next

mr.bell

okay second tc everrrr

my 7th grade math teacher OMG WHY WAS I SO YOUNG WTFFFF PRETTY LITTLE LIARS WHAT DID U DO TO MEeeeeeeeee.

okay so like i have always hated math but we did khan academy soooooo like made my life super easy i cheated ngl.

OMG HE ugly asf looking back why tf el sol let me like that. what evaaaaaaa

he was so skinny like bones and he was pale like okay jack skellington howd u get here tffff

OMG HE WAS SO TALL TO LIK 6'4 LIKE OKAY FUCKKKKKK

he was really nice to me bc i sucked at math sooo like yeah im goat

i wrote fan fiction about this guy im gonna kms

it was fire tho. no tf it wasnt

okay next i cant thinkn aboout him anymore

mr. dua

okay my freshman year english teacher....

i like never really said anything about him. idk maybe its just cause he was old and nice to me.

he always encouraged meeeee

i was his best student #sorrynotsorryteacherspetforever

he was like around maybe 6'1???? he was taller than me thats what matters!!!!

okay intermission was taken had to blow my nose

anyways he was just like... idk he was just giving father. like in a freaky way.

he wasnt ugly he actually was handsome even with that fuck ass lazy eye.

other than dat i didnt learn shit in that class

next!!!!

mr. fuck ass hoe

okay this mf i hate this mf i hated him when i took his class i hate him now.

I HATE CHEM!!!! AND HE DIDNT MAKE IT ANY FUCKING BETTER!!!!!!!!! MADE IT SO MUCH FUCKING WORSE IM GONNNAAAAAA.

he was like nerd tho. not hot but just smart that makes u attractive cause ur smart. he was tall too. and my fav baddie nationality which i wont say thats too much might as well tell u when he graduated (1998)

like he was so fucking smart that it made me angry and i wanted to hate fuck him.

AND HE IS A SHIT TEACHER? TFFFF like hes so smart that like you have to go up to him and ask him to dumb it down and he'll be like "i dont get what you dont get"

also like oh boy oh boy this school year with him im soo angerrrrrrrrr. but whatever u a bitch.

iid still fuck him tho dont get me wrong.

NEXT!!!!!

mr. not so professional

well. wow another english teacher shocker woowww.

he was a shit teacher i learned nothing he was just hot.

like the only good part about that class was to kill a mockingbird and like other than that like what were we doing.

i mean it was his first (and last) year at our school soooo...

but he was hella baddie. kinda short but well built and like had greatttt hairrr.

one time he showed up to class with like a hickey on his neck and its was kinda like... oh wow okay freak...get freaky with me

i dont really know where he is now? probably teaching somewhere else who knows idc.

WHOS NEXT!!!

mr. c

oi oi oi... the man that started this blog... my baby daddy...my pookie... my baseball player...

okay but like ive never even had his class tf.

honestly i dont even rember how this one started. like one day i just noticed him around campus and was like OOOOOO THATS ONE.

like i think its simply cause he a man. and older than me. and has a job. and like it hot.

hes really nice tho hes such a cutie. like he hasnt done anything wrong yet... lets keep it that way...

i can count on one hand how many times ive talked to him this is humiliating

one time he said he liked my sweater i mean it was like my halloween costume and like i mean yeahhh it was intentionally picked out with him in mind so... yeah.... MY PLAN WORKED!!!

hes just llike sooo. hes tall but not too tall. hes like built but not like shredded gym rat like soft and defined enough. his hair eh... idk what he does like i think he has curls but like he keeps them super jelled it makes me mad. he has facial hair like okay lets turn it from black to ginger alrighttt ahhhhh tongue sticking out emoji. that was freaky guys wait

over all hes just great. a great charismatic guy. a great charismatic older than me and like kinda awkward guy

honorable mentions:

mr rah rah

mr gym rat

okay thats all dont rat me out.

[chompe-diem]

no bc obviously she is an antagonist and is meant to be opposite the pcs but there are soooooo many holes in what she’s saying rn like let me play coach i would destroy her

just off the top of my head:

hey babe ur sweet but u suck

‘progress’ means different things to different people

ur endgoal of progress and cooperation is to become gods etc etc whatever it was. yeah so not everyone wants that?

also a collective of people not all having the same goal is ok. not a monolith etc etc

things that are subjective/influenced by human bias do not mean nothing. things that arent fact can still hold effect and influence over people and thats life babey

optimization is overrated. something something caplitalistic society etc etc u get the idea. not everything that ever gets done must be done at peak performance. to do something inefficiently is perfectly within one’s rights. efficiency is good when needed, dont get me wrong i fuckin LOVE efficiency as a person, but like, not applying it to when i’m drawing or writing at very poor levels or when im making certain stuff where i have time

i! have! a right! to privacy! literally worst part of hearing this convo is blatant disregard of privacy. like yeah girls go off abt individualism and being who you are and what made you, so proud of duck team woooooo~ okay now please scream at her for this. people should be able to keep shit to themselves!!!!! first of all not everything is even gonna help make any of ur whatever shit optimal, my memory of crying after someone made fun of my rainbow angry bird drawing in third grade will not contribute anything, but also!! if someone wants to keep shit to themselves or not make something public, they should be able to do that!!!!! sowwy but this bitch *points at myself* is Very supportive of none of ur fuckin business rights

oh also lying is okay actually. ‘without deception society would progress further’ ok alexandrite and???? idc i can lie if i want to. this comes with the right to none-of-ur-business. fuck you

girl if i met alexandrite like this i wld literally go tf off on her btw. sorry queen

[violentdevotion]

love buying pineapple to eat at lunch for work and then for some reason my family deciding that they wanted to eat the whole pineapple in one day except they didn't finish it so there's some pineapple but it's been out for a few hours and it's gonna go weird when I finally get to eat it tomorrow noon and my mum calls me a bitch who's trying to divide the family up because I'm annoyed that they wasted my time and money and pineapple