#iM SORRY

[saber-neon]

Hi everyone, are all your eyes okay?

[sevennbees]

second one looks like a butt hole shittinf

Arctic Moon & Ice Castles, New Hampshire

ryanzipp

[lolorenoca]

daniel gremista + armand forgot to pickup his fledgeling again

[ssushis]

[goatgoesmbe]

Making out with Ghost. Messy kiss, tumbling into his room. Kicked the door closed. Pushed onto his bed. Letting him undress you while you undid his jeans and tugged it down

then you see this

[r4zzled4zzletime]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

[farihahqaisari]

some random kid: you support women's rights?

remus: of course, duh

random kid: but you're not a woman??

sirus: he also supports animal rights. does he looks like an animal to you?

remus: *sweating*

[bartywinter]

In the afterlife every time Evan watches someone reunite with their significant other he dies deeper inside because Barty will never come back to him as his soul was taken by a dementor.

[witchkittypersonal]

[bunnyffh]

a girl can only dream </3 older guys r just better ssjbfndhs

[wowwforever]

They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

[zhampip]

you failed the test, stone

[syrcinus]

October 31st, 1981.

[cowgomoo1123]

my name is edwin, i made the mimic

Sleep Paralysis Demon by Klavche

[goatgoesmbe]

Hmmm.... having a really, really bad argument with Ghost (your soon to be ex-husband)

Insults thrown, place trashed, Riley is cowering in the corner, none of you are backing down from yelling. That is, until he punched a hole in the wall.

Silence.

and then-

"..You're just like your father, Simon" Your words stung deep, and he could only stand there as you left the house you once shared.