#iM SORRY

[hellfire--cult]

+18 - Just something i would do for boyfriend!eddie

thinking about how Eddie is out with his friends, while you're out with Nancy and Robin, and he gets a text message from you. His eyes bulge out of his skull when he reads you want a dick Pic. In the middle of the day.

In your six months of relationship, there was never a need for one. Spicy pics were not sent to one another because you basically visited eachother daily, so you could just have the real deal. He sends back a message,

Eddie: "Aren't u with nance and robs?"

You: "its for me, i just want a pic. nance has dick pics of jonathan and i don't have a single sexy pic of yours!"

Your request was weird as fuck... but Eddie adored you. He can interrogate you later on. So he goes to Gareth's bathroom, and strokes himself a bit for the head to become slightly red, and his shaft to harden. He wasn't going to send a soft dick pic, it wasn't flattering at all.

He pressed send and he waited, the only thing he received was a 'Thx :)' from you. He hummed in question, following you up with 'i'll c u later?' which you replied, 'absolutely baby'.

When he went to your apartment, he was ready to ask a bunch of questions, but you shut him up by sitting on the couch, giving him a glass of wine. He noticed the color on your lips, probably buying makeup with Nancy today you just decided to try a new lipstick.

But then you kissed him, and the glasses of wine were left on the coffee table as you ravished his tongue with yours. He wondered what had gotten into you, but before he could ask, you were getting on your knees in between his legs while he sat on the couch.

"What?" His eyes widened when you reapplied the lipstick on your lips, taking the small tube out of your back pocket, and popping your lips at him with a playful glint in your eyes. He wasn't going to complain, this not being the first time you went straight for what you wanted and he fucking loved it. He loved when you just decided to use him after doing the most homely of things, or just randomly during the day.

So he helped taking off his jeans, then his boxers. You spat on your hand and you wrapped around his dick, and he was already in heaven as he threw his head back, closing his eyes as he delighted himself into your touch. You got him hard, super hard, and then, you called out to him in a sweet, yet mischievous voice.

"Eddie~" You called and he groaned as he looked down at you, his cock hard resting on your cheek and then you gave him a soft smack of your lips on the tip of--

Oh.

"You fucking minx..." He chuckled as he realized what you had done, how you tricked him earlier in the day, a giggle escaping your lips.

"It's a good match, isn't it?" He couldn't even respond as your lips wrapped around the head, those fucking lips that wore lipstick in the color of the tip of his cock. You matched the redness, the slight pinkish tone of it, and it looked so good on you... it looked so good to see it wrapped around his shaft as you bobbed your head up and down.

And he couldn't wait to smudge it away.

[zhampip]

you failed the test, stone

[trappedinacomputer]

Aimsey: "I love that your way of thinking involves believing people think about you"

Bad: "well Foolish spends a lot of time thinking about me"

Aimsey: "who brought up Foolish?"

Bad: "I spend a lot of time thinking about Foolish :3"

[tommytomatoe]

real talk - how much do y’all think david is paying everyone that works for him? like, is he paying them a livable wage or do most of the pack members have other jobs alongside security? also, if you’re in the pack are you required to work security? does david hire people outside of the pack?

i like imagining what the pack members' part-time/second jobs would be. asher would totally work at max's rustic pizza solely for the free food, milo would work at a tailoring shop (you can’t tell me that man doesn’t know how to sow), and darlin’ would work at a gym where they teach kickboxing or self defense classes, that seems therapeutic for them. 

these are just little thoughts i have regarding redacted world building. i’d love to get more boss david moments in the future, poor guy has so much on those big, muscular shoulders of his. 

[nikolasmk]

I know this has been memed to death, but I had to.

(If you couldn't tell, I love Alastor being picked up and getting flustered)

[transtrashpanda]

Ok, I don't really like jegulus all that much *gasp* i know, BUT there is one idea of them that lives rent free in my head and is my ride or die for jegulus.

Basically James is in 7th year and Regulus is in 6th.

James loves running early in the mornings as the sun is rising (he's allowed to cause he's a quidditch captain and he's doing it for quidditch so McGonagall is a little more lenient), but he always does it alone because Frank graduated and Sirius refuses to wake up that early. Anyways he runs into Regulus also out running at the start of the year and they run in silence. They do that again, and again for a week or so.

It becomes evident that neither of them are going to stop running early in the morning for an array of reasons including but not limited to:

James already being deep into the habit of waking up at that time and running it's unnatural not to.

Regulus is stubborn as fuck.

Purposefully changing their routine to avoid the other is rude and impolite (they're both really into politeness and manners cause you know their mothers would have their heads for anything less) and would needlessly complicate future encounters which are more and more common that year (both are quidditch captains, James is head boy, and Regulus is a prefect so they have to begrudgingly interact)

They were both raised to be good sports and to show some respect to the other teams, especially the other teams captain (James was taught that because that's the right thing to do and being a good sport is important. Regulus was taught that being disrespectful/a bad sport was far below him and his family and that he must uphold the family image and therefore the family name by being proper and that means being the paragon of good sportsmanship and respect for those he is competing against)

House unity and shit (both are reluctant yet do it cause of their positions)

Anyways, James eventually starts a conversation and continues talking despite Regulus not responding or giving any sign of listening because damn he missed talking on these runs. They become reluctant friends because neither of them are going anywhere so they better make the best of it and they start working out in the quidditch pitch together.

Eventually Regulus starts giving small responses, little hums and nods but not full words. Then as the end of the term nears, they start actually talking.

Then they're both at the quidditch pitch early for the finial game before winter break, preparing cause they're the captains and they kiss and it's wonderful.

Just them being reluctant friends and quidditch not-quite-rivials-but-close to lovers>>>

(also at some point James would give Regulus his hoodie because it's cold and he's nice like that and Regulus has a whole gay panic over it when he gets back to his dorm, all while still wearing James' hoodie)

[wise-writer-girl]

have you considered: "i forgive you"

some reactions to a love confession

"..."

"...what?"

"What? Are you serious? Right now of all places, you really think it's the time to just blurt something like that out? You fucking-, urghh...."

"Wait, what?"

"...oh."

"Cut the bullshit, what do you really want? Because you should damn well know by now that kind of talk doesn't work on me."

"Excuse me?" *fucking clutching my pearls*

"Oh, no..."

"No, please don't. Please don't do this."

"Please stop saying that."

"Just don't."

slap them.

"I hate you."

"I hate you." (affectionately)

"No you don't. I know you may think you do, but you don't, not really."

"Okay."

"...okay..."

"Oh, okay.... uh.... look, I care about you too, so much, but just not like that. I'm really sorry."

"Alright. Tell me again when you finally mean it."

"Tell me again when we make it out of here alive."

"Ah, sure you do."

"I thought I was always just a friend in your eyes..."

"Since when?"

"I had no idea... why did you never tell me before?"

"I'm sorry, I can't... I want to, but I can't..."

just kiss them instead of finding the words.

kiss them as soon as they confess and thereby shut up whatever else they wanted to say.

"Took you long enough."

"I love you."

"I love you too."

"I love you more."

"Ditto."

"I know."

start tearing up.

start full on crying.

start crying happy tears.

start crying angry/confused/frustrated tears.

"Shut up."

"Shut up." (affectionately)

"Seriously?" (hello early seasons of grey's anatomy with all of the seriously's ♡)

"Say it again."

"Oh my god, it all makes so much sense now!"

start giggling uncontrollably.

start laughing uncontrollably.

goes nonverbal.

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

[spghtrbry]

harrier doo boys

[ryomaandgundhamkin]

“I managed to hack into one of the other files.”

[arrowheadedbitch]

THE SIBLING DANCE!!!

Hold up! Look at this!

Sonic and Tails

Shadow and Maria

Same dance move between siblings! 🥰

[naberiuz]

he’s so sigma

[wowwforever]

They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

[rezmacro]

the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

[syrcinus]

October 31st, 1981.