#i've never heard of him

[dudeshusband]

based on a assertion by some guy behind me that all gays like jack harlow

[alarrytale]

Camille had a boyfriend when she was 'with' Harry, the one she is engaged to now. She broke up with him shortly before dating Harry and then returned to him after the Hamille break up and is now engaged to him. Putting two and two together, she never broke up with him in the first place. During Hamille the Camille twitter UAs were still updating on her and her boyfriend as they were still spending a lot of time together. They were confused how she went from being super loved up with him to suddenly dating Harry. He was even there for some Hamille pap pics. The only reason people think they were real is because they were 'cute' together, and Harries need to believe that at least one of Harry's relationships were real so they can continue projecting their heterosexual fantasies on him. It didn't help that he put her voice recording on a song and referred to her as his ex girlfriend, and she referred to him as her ex boyfriend. IIRC Caroline Flack also referred to Harry as an ex boyfriend so it's not the first time a beard has done that. People say it was a private and low key relationship. Please. He literally put her voice recording on a song and he marketed her album to be about her. She posted a clip on IG? moaning his name. She mocked Larries and she did everything she could to ride off Harry's fame, just like Olivia. She connected herself to Harry every way she could and leeched off him. Not to mention she is a toxic person and she still goes into the Beachwood cafe whenever she is promoting something as she knows it gets Harries excited. I think people, the het Harries in particular, just 'need' one of his relationships to be real to prove he isn't gay, so they pick Hamille because it was more low key when compared to the likes of Haylor, Hendall and Holivia. But it still wasn't low key, and was clearly PR.

All of this.

[vaguely-concerned]

are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid

[killjoy-prince]

House M.D. but it's when Wilson says House's name

[saturdaysky]

mr. the shadowhand

(a chill-out sketch using a cool face reference I found on pexels + a color palette meme my friend gave me)

[maegalkarven]

We know what it wasn't a big secret to the cult of Bhaal what their Chosen (Durge) is a lil (a lot) obsessed with the Chosen of Bane.

Orin def told everyone who would listen about it, as Balthazar's note on "Prayer for Forgiveness" might imply.

But have we thought about the other side of this?

How many of Bane's servants present at Gortash's coronation saw Durge and went "Ugh, not them again. ANYONE but them. Dark Lord Bane, we serve you well and do not deserve this".

How many of banites had to watch their Chosen act like a lovesick fool at his own coronation and tried very hard not to cringe?

Like bhaalists were not pleased with their Chosen's affections, but I bet Gortash was INSUFFERABLE with Durge by his side.

[shopcat]

i think in the hamster wheel of my mind a big part of where people go wrong with eddie and his shitty garage band as an extension is that they for some bizarre reason think he's gene simmons metal when he's jack black metal. heavy metal. he's tenacious d metal. he's school of rock. he's stoner lord of the rings metal he nearly wore blue jeans and plaid. jack black literally in real life once said eddie was the best character bc he's heavy metal like him. LOOK AT THIS

[phoenixcatch7]

It's always funny to me when in an lu fic the chain is offered bananas and don't accept them. Like, you're offering these high energy adventures free food?? Fruit they'll have never even heard of before??? A ridiculously expensive imported good at best?? AND it boosts your attack?

Not ONE of these idiots would ever turn down something new and interesting to eat at least once. They'd be all over those bananas and immediately get dubbed yiga and I'm honestly surprised no one has used it in a fic yet 🤭

[essektheylyss]

You know what's hilarious, if Ludinus was indeed a young man being traumatized by the end of the Calamity. Deirta Thelyss is almost certainly older than he is.

This is not relevant but I think Essek should bring this up, just to be a bitch about it.

[melit0n]

So I was going through a bunch of live debuts of Sleep Token songs, and found this for Fall for Me. The amount of emotion in what is around 40 seconds is absolutely mad to me.

The stutter and inhale on "My insecurities"? The amount of raw anger and pain in the scream of "Oh God, I wish you were here"??

Someone get this guy a hug and a shoulder to cry on STAT.

Credits: Under the title 'SLEEP TOKEN - FALL FOR ME (Live debut, Torquay)' under the channel name 'Edelwiess'

[cerise-on-top]

hi just want to pop in this request how would 141 react to reader who likes to uh.. chomp down on almost anything like maybe their arms? or random bites on the finger?? but its just in a playful way what would their react to it?? anyways you're a lovely writer have a good day <33

Hello! I wrote something similar to that for Gaz already here, so I left him out! His biting section is a bit short since that ask encompassed something similar to it, but it's there!

Price, Ghost and Soap with a Reader who likes to Bite Them

Price: He’d be so utterly confused if you bite him. Depending on whether or not you’re close with each other the scenario could go one of two ways: If you’re close, he’ll raise an eyebrow and ask you what you’re doing. If you respond with showing affection then he’ll be more inclined to let you continue doing whatever it is you’re doing. Truth be told, he’s not the biggest fan of you biting him, but if you’re his partner, then he’ll tolerate it. He knows you’re just being friendly and showing him that you love him in your own way, so he won’t say anything, but he’s not particularly too happy about it. Price doesn’t like how you’re getting saliva on him, he’s not a big fan of something like that. If you’re not his s/o then he’ll tell you to stop.

Ghost: Like Price, he’ll raise an eyebrow upon finding you chomping on him and will ask you what in the world you’re doing. Unlike Price he’ll be more understanding of it all and won’t really mind it too much. He won’t do it back to you in fear of biting your finger off or hurting you otherwise, even if biting people really isn’t his style either unless he has to. He’ll allow it and won’t really comment on it too much, aside from asking you whether or not you want an actual snack instead of him. Bite him and he’ll awkwardly pat your back, he does appreciate you being affectionate with him, though. Doesn’t mind you getting saliva on him either, he’s been through far far worse. Overall, just don’t bite him too hard and he won’t mind, but if you’re genuinely hurting him then he’ll put an end to it all.

Soap: I wouldn’t be surprised if he bit you first, in all honesty. Not by accident, but on purpose. Soap isn’t a biter normally, but he can and will bite someone if dared to or if they lovingly annoy him. However, if you’ve bitten him first then be prepared for him to bite you back. He’s not grossed out by anything, but he will bite down harder than you bite him. Affection like this is a competition and he is hellbent on winning. If you’re his S/O then he’ll also try to leave marks on you to show everyone that you’re his and that you’re having fun with each other. And by that I mean he’ll bite your cheek since that’s one of the most obvious places out there. By the time you’re done being affectionate with each other you’ll both be covered in bite marks, each one deeper and more concerning than the last. But you’re having fun, and that’s all that matters.

[kebriones]

BABE WAKE UP

BRAND NEW ALCIBIADES ANECDOTE DROPPED!!!!

(I included the original source and the original greek text as well)

[homoeroticgrappling]

[mainalias]

thinking about compiling screenshots of golden/silver age batman exclusively calling dick his ward to combat the allegations that it was “initially a father-child relationship”

[best-fictional-cat]

Round 5 Group 3 finals

Findus (Pettson and Findus) vs Ghost (The Owl House)

[beedreamscape]

It's always "you're cool" this or "you're pretty" that and never "You're the first flower of my house and the best cavalier we've ever produced, you're our triumph and the best of us all."