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wastemanjohn · 10 months ago

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y'know I thought I was all done but I got one more thing to add to my earlier (lengthy -- sorry!) response to the wincest wednesday askbox scattergun, and that's on the topic of familial lexicon:

mundane headcanons, I hear you say? how about this one that is gospel in my heart: there are dozens, if not HUNDREDS, of songs that sam hears in his brother's voice before anybody else's.

there's songs for bathtime and bedtime, songs to make sam sit still while dean clips his sharp little fingernails, songs for when dad's been gone for so many minutes, way past the little hand on the eight and the big hand on the four. there's songs for waiting in the car while dad pumps gas or digs deep holes or lights fires that make dean go pale and a little sweaty, so his palm slides clammy-cold over sam's. there's songs for walking home from school, songs that sam gets to hear vibrating up to where he's perched on dean's shoulders, and songs whispered against his temple when sleep won't come.

(later, when he's older, there's songs for counting cadence during PT and songs for walking back to the fence to reset the pop can targets and songs for when he's fought with dad and screamed himself hoarse. there's songs for hanging out the window to the waist while dean does a conservative seventy-five of roads graded for fifty. there's songs dean sings to and for himself, but he doesn't mind if sam listens in.)

like, for sam, pete seeger didn't sing "little boxes"; dean winchester did. paul simon and art garfunkel didn't sing "cecelia"; dean winchester did. bruce springsteen didn't sing "atlantic city" and arlo guthrie didn't sing "alice's restaurant massacre" and warren zevon didn't sing "roland the headless thompson gunner" (besides, sam's pet theory is that warren's probably a hunter himself, or at least a well-informed civilian); peter schilling didn't sing "major tom" and elvis didn't sing "suspicious minds" and roy orbison didn't sing "all I have to do is dream". joan baez didn't sing "with god on our side" and tom paxton didn't sing "lyndon johnson told the nation" and hoyt acton didn't sing "greenback dollar" and fleetwood mac sure as hell didn't sing "the chain". phil ochs didn't sing "the highwayman" and john denver didn't sing "country roads" and dusty springfield didn't sing "I only want to be with you". dean winchester did; word-perfect, every time.

sam's a connoisseur of the entire dean winchester discography. no matter what anybody else (the radio included) says, sam knows how those song go.

sam knows that the song goes, "my sammy lies over the prairie, my sammy lies over the sea, my sammy lies over the prairie, so bring back my sammy to me"

sam knows that the song goes, "a-round her neck/ she wore a yellow ribbon/ she wore it in the springtime/ and in the month of may/ and if you asked/ her why the hell she wore it/ she wore it for her young marine sent far, far away"

sam knows that the song goes, "I've got some fine memories of san angelo/ and I've seen some beauty queens in el paso/ but the best lookin' women that I've ever seen/ have all been from kansas and all wearin' jeans"

sam knows that the song goes, "we've hauled some barges in our day/ filled with lumber, coal, and hay/ and we know every inch of the way/ from albany to far below"

sam knows that the song goes, "my father was hung as a horse thief/ my mother was burned as a witch/ my seventeen sisters, they run the whorehouse/ and I'm a cocksucking son of a bitch"

sam knows that the song goes, "oh, my darling/ oh, my darling/ oh, my darling clementine/ you are lost and gone forever/ dreadful sorry, clementine"

sam knows that the song goes, "so take my tip before you ship to join the iron gang/ don't be too gay in botany bay, or else you'll surely hang/ "or else you'll surely hang," says he, and after that, jim jones/ way up upon the gallows tree, the crows will pick your bones"

sam know that the song goes, "bye, baby bunting, daddy's gone a-hunting, gone to fetch a gator skin, to wrap his baby bunting in"

(sam's twenty-three and newly dead so he doesn't know the next time a song from dean's back catalogue gets sung in a whisper against the thin skin of his temple, hair pushed back behind his ear so maybe he'll hear: bring back, bring back, oh, bring back my sammy to me, to me; bring back, bring back, oh bring back my baby to me)

!!!! SCREAM! ANON YOU ARE FUCKING *COOKING* this is so beautiful 😭😭😭😭 gosh. I'm screaming. EVERYONE READ WHAT ANON SAID PLEASE BECAUSE MY BRAIN IS REARRANGED BY THIS

#😭😭😭#THE LAST PARAGRAPH #SCREAMING #samdean #wincest Wednesday

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undercoverbisexualfrog · 1 year ago

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Foot Clan Incorrect Quotes 3

Holy fuck it’s been a while since I made part 2

Anton: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need. Anton: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.

Baxter: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Xever's birthday invitations. TC: Well, what are they supposed to say? Baxter: "Xever's birthday". TC: So, what do they say instead? Baxter: "Xever’s bi". TC: TC: Works out either way.

Anton: Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

Anton: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. Baxter: Baxter: I like you.

TC: Do you have a self-care routine? Ivan: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

Anton: Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up, and throw handles at someone who needs to get a grip! Ivan: Throw a refrigerator at someone who needs to chill! TC: Throw scissors at someone who needs to cut it out! Chris: Throw a clock at someone who needs to get with the times! Xever: Throw matches at someone who needs to get fired up! Baxter: Throw a brick at someone to kill them. TC: Where is everyone? Xever: Anton had a nervous collapse, Ivan is looking after them, Chris is trying to kill Baxter, so I’m in charge. TC: Oh my god! Xever: I know, right?

Chris: Baxter won’t wake up, what do I do? Ivan: Did you try kicking them? Chris: Yes. Ivan: I’m out of ideas.

Ivan: How is the most beautiful person in the world? Anton: *blushing* I— Chris, butting into the conversation: Xever is perfect, thanks for asking.

Baxter: *Plays Slender: The Eight Pages* *Jumpscare* Baxter: *Jumps back* OH SHIT, IT'S A WHITE GUY!!!

Anton: This food is too hot... I cant eat it. Ivan: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: *silence* Chris: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Baxter: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

Anton: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Chris will and will not eat. Ivan: Grass? Yes! Anton: Moss? Yes!! Ivan: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Anton: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Ivan: Worms? Sometimes! Anton: Rocks? Usually nah. Ivan: Twigs? Usually! Anton: Baxter's cooking? Inconclusive! TC: How did you… test this? Anton: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it. TC: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Baxter: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Ivan: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something! Chris: You left me, Xever, and Baxter in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. Ivan: I did that on purpose, try again.

*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword* Chris: Rude. Baxter: That's fair. TC: Not again. Ivan: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

TC: Today, Baxter took my phone, and in five minutes, they sent high resolution close-up photos of Chris to the following people: Xever, Ivan, Anton, the neighbors, the bank, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.

TC: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

Chris: Talk dirty to me, baby~ Xever: The dishes. Chris: Wh- Xever: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

TC: How the hell did you crash the car?! Anton: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight. Anton: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident. TC: ... Ivan, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen. Xever: I warned you. Xever: I'm perfect.

The gang's thoughts on stabbing* Anton: Would never stab anyone. Chris: Would stab someone in retaliation. Baxter: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first. Xever: Would stab without warning. Ivan: Would stab as a warning.

TC: Time for plan G. Xever: Don’t you mean plan B? TC: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Anton: What about plan D? TC: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Ivan: What about plan E? TC: I’m hoping not to use it. Chris dies in plan E. Baxter: I like plan E.

Anton: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Anton, to Xever: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. Baxter, to Ivan: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. Chris: There are two types of people.

Xever: Baxter is not a morning person. Or a night person. There’s really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around. Baxter: The best part is you never know when they’re coming.

Anton: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was Mozzarella? Baxter: Don't ever speak to me again.

Chris: Do you ever think? Because I do not.

Baxter: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to TC and Chris’s convo? Anton: Me. I'm in the laundry basket. Xever: I'm in the washing machine. Ivan: I'm in the closet. Anton: We accept you Ivan. <3 Ivan: No I'm literally in the closet. Anton: Love is love. <3

Ivan: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.

Baxter: ARE YOU- Xever: Fucking. Baxter: KIDDING ME?! YOU- Xever: Fucking. Baxter: IDIOT! Chris: …What was that? Xever: TC banned Baxter from swearing, so I’m helping them out.

*Everyone is playing a board game together* Chris: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. Ivan: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Xever: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. Baxter: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. TC: *flips the board*

Anton: Pros and cons of dating me. Anton: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Anton: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

#tiger claw #chris bradford #rahzar #xever montes #fishface #baxter stockman #anton zeck #bebop #ivan steranko #rocksteady #foot clan #tmnt 2012 #legitimately forgot I could post

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misfitclassismyfreetherapy · 2 years ago

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Introductions (+ Sexuality Headcanons)

INTRODUCTIONS

Hi, I'm Claire and I'm a huge sadist. I hope we get along well soon blah,blah,blah I'll just skip the formalities, shall we?/j

Sorry 'bout that. My name is Claire. I go by she/her pronouns and I found Mairimashita! Iruma-Kun anime while I was searching for some new anime to watch. I'll admit when I first saw this anime I thought it'll be a normal isekai anime or something.

But ever since the first episode, I had caught an interest to the anime, I realise the more I watch, the more I had fallen in love with it. When I had finished the Harvest Festival arc, I immediately went to read the manga and oh boy, it did not dissapoint. I found one of the most relatable introvert ever, shout out to my kin character, Purson!

The most introverted boy in Mairuma. Love him.

Purson, a guy who was invincible to his classmates but has many things to say. The feeling of wanting to voice out your opinion but doesn't want to stand out resonated in me so much. I genuinely find Purson to be a person who struggles with social communication since he had to stay silent besides his family his whole life before the Music Festival arc. He's one of the huge reasons why this arc is one of my favourite arcs in Mairuma.

(Sorry about my rant earlier.)

I have many things to post in the future too! So please if we could, be friends with me!

HEADCANNONS

Agares Picero

He reminds me of the boys who look gorgeous af but doesn't even try-

Agares Picero likes boys.

I feel like the reason he is always uncomfortable is because he isn't interested in female. Because mostly the people who went for him are girls. I always thought he would be a huge tsundere. Like I said this is headcannons, I don't fully know if this is true or not. But based of my research it's pretty accurate. And also Gaap-kun exist so...

Ideas:

Wouldn't it be funny if his gay awakening was some demon kid in kindergarten? God, I just got one hell of an idea for a post, definitely doing that later.

Also great potential to torture him with trust issues! #characterdevelopment 😜/j

Iruma

A literal cinnamon roll

Iruma likes girls and boys.

I mean... come on? It wouldn't be fair if Iruma-kun pulls both and only loves one gender? Seriously though, I mean he wouldn't be a Bicon and BiDisaster like Eiko but I would feel like he would be okay with both genders. Plus he radiates Bi vibes and have you seen his relationship with Azz-kun and Clara?

Ideas:

Lied-kun has a huge admiration for Gyari right? Like an Akudol / Evidol crush, so I have been thinking what if Iruma found his first Akudol / Evidol crush to be a male? That would be the first time he realized he wasn't straight.

(Look, for the IruAzz shippers I would like to say I knew Iruma had a few sparks with Azz-kun but it was never way too obvious, plus Iruma-kun is very dense when it comes to love so..)

⚠️ I'm not shipping Iruma with my own OC! This is simply an idol crush, like how Lied is to Gyari ! ⚠️

(I also shall not say his sorry excuse of a parent names cause he deserves better.)

Gaap Goemon

A cute pansexual

Gaap seems like the type of person to like any gender as long as their allies. (I worded that wrong didn't I?). I wanted to say he likes boys because of Agares but Kuromu and Nee-san ( Elizabetta-san) exist so.. and also radiates Pan vibes.

Ideas:

I honestly don't think he would react much to his first male crush (Agares), I feel like he wouldn't mind at all and would just act like it's just a normal crush.

But I think his immediate acceptance will make Agares more bothered on how easily Gaap accepts himself when he, himself can't even get other people to accept who he is much less himself. So it will cause controversy between the two.

✨So future angst✨

( Don't worry I know how to treat my characters well, there will be comfort. )

ENDING

So yeah, this is my first post from this community I first plan to only do an introduction but then I felt bad that I didn't put any Mairuma content so I made 3 characters sexuality headcannons. I will make a part 2 on Mairuma Sexuality Headcannons! If you have any suggestion on what Mairuma characters I should do next, please tell me! Here is my discord in case you are interested in talking abt M!ik hcs, ships and etc with me: https://discord.gg/hsSt8sYH

~Claire has logged off~

#mairimashita! iruma kun #iruma suzuki #agares picero #gaap goemon #headcanons #mairuma #m!ik #wtdsik #welcome to demon school iruma kun #but i was not lying when i say i'm a sadist

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meglyfer · 6 months ago

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As someone who used to be in the Spanish side of the UT fandom, when my interest for the game revived and I joined the English side of the fandom my mind was blown, but probably not for the reasons you're thinking

(To clarify, everything that I'm going to be talking about is from 2016-2018, so things might have changed over time for the better)

You know how some people say that Frisk's/Chara's gender in the game is not defined so that the player could feel more identified with them? Well, in the Spanish side EVERYONE SAYS THAT, which means that the chances of you finding someone who sees Frisk/Chara are minimal. Most people refer to them as girls, and every now and then you'll see someone who sees them as boys, and the few things you saw of them being non-binary were usually translated comics from the English side (though some of them had their pronouns changed to fit the person's view on them)

On the other hand, god knows why, every single character that was referred to as they/them in the original game, like Napstablook or NPCs, WERE CHANGED TO BOYS. I think part of the blame lies on the mod that translates the game to Spanish, but at the same time, there were people who did play throughs of the game in English, and when they translated the dialogue for the video they changed the they/thems into he/hims??????? You can already imagine my surprise when I realised all these characters were non binary and I had been misgendering them all this time (forgive me if I ever he/him Napstablook, I sometimes forget about this since I found out about it fairly recently)

Funnily enough considering these are Undertale fans, there was also a lot of homophobia in the fandom, and all gay relationships were seen as "one has to be the woman"

Oh, and fucking everyone were proshippers

Because of the previous statement, I was gaslighted into believing Sans and Frisk were teenagers (yes that goes down the path you're thinking. Don't worry, I got better, I was really young and stupid back then, so makes sense for me to fall into that stuff)

I'm probably forgetting a lot of things, but I've already talked for long enough. If anyone wants to add something don't be afraid to do so

I really hope the Spanish side of the fandom got better since then, after all it's been years since all this, I mean, it MUST have gotten better, right? RIGHT?

Either way, I am NOT going to be the one to test that theory, so if anyone knows more about this or is brave enough to go by themselves and find said answer, feel free to tell me "Don't worry, it's much better now" or "It's still an absolute hell. Stay on the English side, where the flames at least aren't as big and hot as in here"

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maguro13-2 · 7 months ago

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Nobara : Oi, Itadori-san. I just got out of the hospital. What's the shock?

Itadori : Oh my God! You're not gonna believe what just happened! Look!

Nobara : What is it that you're trying to show me?

[NEWSPAPER : YURI ON ICE MOVIE HAS BEEN AXED]

Itadori : They terminated the Yuri on Ice movie when it was in development! Can you believe that sh**!?

Nobara : What?! Yuri on Ice got the Axe!?! What happened!? What the hell was that for!? I thought Studio Mappa was going to turn this gay figure skating anime into a blockbuster movie! And FYI, what's going to happen to the Yuri on Ice guys?

*GUNSHOT X2*

Maki: Oh Great! These ice-skating dudes just literally shot their selves!

Nobara : You just had to make our show to break a world record.

Itadori : I'm currently stated that I'm about to sh** in my pants.

Nobara : They had a good run and they were born to make their selves history. Oh well, back to my hospital bed in Tokyo. UN-second thought, I'm gonna make sure that my phone is still working since I dropped it by accident.

Itadori : My God! What is wrong with everybody in the world today? At least, Zombieland Saga's movie is next, that'll ever wait for them to see the fans for itself.

Mappa : Really? Well, works for me. (Pulls out an axe)

Sakura Minamoto : Oh no!

Zombieland Saga Girls : OH GOD!

Itadori : Oh F***!

Zombieland Saga Girls : [yelling Indistinctly]

*CHOPPING+BLOOD SPLAT*

*BELL TOLLS*

Itadori : ...Son of a b*tch!

Madhouse : [To Mappa] You traitor.

*scenario ends*

Itadori : And that's what happened to the movies that Mappa will axe.

Yuta : That's a great explanation, Itadori-san! But I believe that you forgot about Sakura taking out Pandora!

Itadori : Wait, what? (Turns and sees Mappa set on fire)

*FLAMES CRACKING*

Itadori : DAMN IT! Friggin, Beyblade!

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuri on ice #studio mappa #yuji itadori #nobara kugisaki #maki zenin #shounen jump #crossover #comedy #dark comedy

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oliverferrie · 1 year ago

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One Song For Every OC Tag

Thanks for the tag, @serotoninshift! I fixate an awful lot on music so this was really fun!

Rules: Assign a song that fits the vibe of your OC.

I'm gonna go with the main characters in Sugar People (with a guest mention from MOTH)

Tagging: @ryns-ramblings, @asterhaze, @captain-kraken, @bardic-tales

Kestrel (chronically naive very gay art student) gets Run Rabbit Run by The Hoosiers:

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Tala (deeply troubled art student with a fixation for making rather unique sculptures) gets Sugarman by Alondra Bentley:

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Daran (charismatic university counsellor with a disarming smile and a severe case of 'I knew them before it was cool') gets Baby, Let's Make It Real by Eels

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Samuel (fresh-faced theology student and seminarian with a surprising penchant for dark and heavy music) gets The Flame Deluge by Thrice:

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Bram (shameless emo punk filled with perpetual pep) gets Give 'Em Hell, Kid by My Chemical Romance:

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Bethan (graphic design student, easily overwhelmed but ready to fight) gets Oh My God by Ida Maria

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Aaron (philosophy student and self-assured GM who would never admit to being a hipster) gets When I Was Done Dying by Dan Deacon

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And that's it for Sugar People, finally a quick guest mention from MOTH (wip):

Moth (Romanian uni student and cosplayer with no small amount of psychological baggage) gets The Woods by San Fermin:

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I'm sure he's perfectly okay.

#tag game #writeblr #original writing #dark fantasy #sugar people #moth

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thatswhatsushesaid · 2 years ago

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not a head cannon question exactly, but who did you romance across the bioware games (mass effect and DA)? and who do you wish you could romance?

oh damn this is a good one, and the answer for dragon age is literally everyone at least once lmao. I played the games with a small armada of wardens, hawkes, and then a smaller number of inquisitors, because I just was not as into dragon age inquisition as I was da:o and da2. but if you made me choose my favourite romance option for each individual game, then I'm going to be horribly predictable about it: morrigan narrowly beats zevran out as my favourite origins romance (like by the thinnest of possible margins, mind you, they might as well be tied); in da2 I am absolutely trash for anders, tho I have watched playthroughs of his romance with lady hawke and do not vibe with it as much as I do with dude hawke; annnnd in inquisition, yeah, I love the egg elf ok. he's horrible and arrogant and condescending and I love him, and also my lavellan low key wants to kill him now, so maybe I don't romance him properly lol

in terms of who I wish I could have romanced in dragon age, oh hell, who doesn't want to romance varric? but also since I loved the awakening expansion, I absolutely would have thrown myself off a cliff for the legion of the dead companion that game gives us, sigrun, and maybe I wrote a few little stories about her with my lady aeducan warden!! just a few, more like drabbles honestly. anyway I hope we see her again even if she isn't romanceable.

for mass effect, I have romanced all the original me1 squadmates and don't feel particularly wow'd by any of them because I am ride or die for both garrus vakarian and tali'zorah until the end of time 🙌 back when I still played the games on pc I specifically modded my game to make tali romanceable by female shepard and still am annoyed over 10 years out that she and garrus are apparently down to fuck aliens but they draw the line at being gay about it. anyway tl;dr I tried to romance other squadmates in the original trilogy, i really did, but even tho kaidan and male shepard do have a sweet arc in me3 and I found the payoff for romancing miranda successfully from me2 into me3 compelling (her carmen san diego energy is very sexy), I just. I know the type of trash I am, and I am trash for relationships between people who derive transparent joy from each other's company, have each other's backs even when they disagree with each other, and also who need help from a doctor when it comes time to fuck because they come from different planets and might accidentally poison each other if they 'ingest.'

....shit I actually forgot that mass effect andromeda existed for a moment but that doesn't really change my answer much lmao. I romanced vetra but uh, hand to god I can't remember much else about the game because it didn't really do much for me, so I don't know if there's anyone else I really *wish* I could have romanced.

#asks answered

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horse-infamous · 1 year ago

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I've been wanting to tell you this for awhile now but um—ugh— god it's kinda hard to say um... I'm a brony. "The hell is that" I watch my little pony, Dad. "What?" I watch my little pony with my friends. I'm a brony. "That's really gay." Actually— "I'm sorry that is gay. Um... are you uh... gay or something? Are you gay?" No dad I'm not— Dad, I'm not gay! It's— a lot of my friends watch it. We all watch it. A couple of my friends even have the action figures. "Are your friends gay?" No! "What the... what the hell is this? What happened with the ICP thing? What happened with the..." — I still like ICP! It's called a hatchet pony! "What happened with the cars and what happened with fucking wanting to build motorcycles" I'm still doing all that but I— It's— "You're telling me now— you're telling me now— you replaced like what you know— you replaced wanting to fix up trucks and motorcycles to fucking watching a child show?" Dad, it's not a child's show. "Yeah? Oh, I'm sorry. My Little Pony. Excuse me? A fucking show about... what was it? Toys?" It's a— It's about friendship and magic! "Oooh. Friendship and magic... totally not a child's show. Blace... come on..." Dad, there's a re— "please" — Dad, there's a really big fanbase and they even have a— they even have a convention in San Diego that like— "really big fanbase full of homosexuals!" Dad, they're not— Dude, girls even co— grown women even come to this thing. There's a huge fanba— there's a huge fan— "it's acceptable for women because it's a show about fucking cartoon characters talking about love and fucking rainbows, sunshine, and all that other shit." Dad, it's just— It's just a show I like to watch. I just wanted to tell you. Because I already told— I already told mom and she told me she— "you make it sound like you're coming out of the fucking closet. Are you coming out of the closet?" No dad! I'm not gay! "You certainly sound like it, the way you go 'Dad I have something to tell you. I watch shows about— I watch a little girl's show about ponies'" Dad, it's not like that. I— I just wanted— I just wanted to tell you because mom said— I thought "How the hell did this even happen, I sent you to uh... which one... when you were a— forest!— sent you to boy scouts. I took you out hunting!" Dad... "How the tell did you go from hunting, wanting to fix cars and motorcycles and actually having a pair of testicles to..." Dad, Dad I still like to do all that stuff. It's just... it's a really thing I like get into. Me and my friends even go to these meetups with other people. We went to that sugar— that cupcake factory. Sugar mountain last week. You— you dropped me off there! "I— you said you were volunteering!" It is a volunteering thing! You get to make cupcakes! Honestly what I— when I— when my— when all my friends showed up wearing the shirts I thought you would've noticed by now... "I... I wasn't— I wasn't paying attention to them. I thought they were— I don't know!" Dad... all— all I'm saying is... is... I'm a brony. My friends are bronies... and... I am actually— I actually make animations and art for the brony community. "That's why you always underscored your fucking computer whenever I walk in. That's why you always turned off your monitor." Uhhh. That's another thing. Uhh I— I kind of uhh watch porn... relating to ponies. "WHAT?... WHAT!?" It's called clopping... "What!? What are you... WHAT? Are you fucking with me!?" No, it's called clopping, Dad. "Shut the fuck up..." it's called clopping okay! It's an actual thing. "You're fucking with me I know it!" No I'm not! "There is no— oh my god— there is no way." It's— It's called clopping Dad, it's something every brony does, okay? "Every... okay. So, you're not— you're not homosexual. You're a fucking animal fucker. Okay..." No! "Okay... okay" No! Look, everypony does it! "Oh my god... every—fuck... is that what they call it. Everybody. Everypony." Yes! Everypony does it. "Oh shit...you know, I was alright with the ICP fact because at least you were talking about killing shit, but..."

Well, if you— if it makes you feel better— Dad, if it makes you feel better, there's this god of chaos that destroys and like, breaks up shit. "Really..." There— there is— there is an online show called MOV and the ponies on there actually get slaughtered. There's this one pony that gets cuts and gets cuts in half with a chainsaw. "Blace...that doesn't change anything." —but "first off— first off you're watching the actual show, I assume." Yeah... "Right?" It's funny! It's got adult references in it! "You—you...what?" it's got adult references in it! Like from movies and old shows! "Adult references?" Yes! "Like what?" Um... there's is Star trek references "like some old fucking kid's movie or something" No! It's got like Star trek references, like this movie with like, Tom Hanks in it, it's got— "how would you even know, you don't even watch Star Trek!" I used to watch— I— we used to watch Star Trek all the time! "...it still goes back to the other fucking thing. You— what— what the hell did you call it? Fucking... jerking off." It's called clopping, Dad. "Yeah. God damn it Blace..." you know... mom— mom said she supported me. She does— she didn't care. "What!?" Mom said she didn't care! "How long has this been going on?" Um... since 2010. "Since 2010? You've been doing this for 2— almost 3 years?" Well... technically 2000— a little bit late in 2011 I started watching the show. But— it— it— the whole fanbase didn't really catch up until the beginning of this year, but the show came out in 2010. "Right..." Dad, if you— "okay..."— if you just watched it you would like it. "It was one thing when you told me you were watching the show, but masturbating to the fricking show?" Dad, there's a really big fanbase. "I don't care. There's a bunch of pedophiles out there are you gonna become one of them?" They're not pedoph—what!? "I'm just— I'm just putting in reference." There's— what pedophi— "Am I gonna have to keep you away from the local petting zoo to keep you from fucking the little horses?" What!? "You heard me!" Dad...i'm— I'm not gonna fuck a horse, geez. It's a show! "Well it sounds like it! It sounds like it!" It's— they're fanfictions! They write like, erotic stories! "You're telling me people write stories about the fucking cartoons" Theres one that actually kind of made me cry, it was called My Little Dashie. "YOU CRIED?" It's about this guy with no friends that get— that finds his pon— that finds his pony. And then, like at the end of the story the— the pony— uh the pony has to uh—like, after like 15 years the pony has to leave. It's really sad. "YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING READ IN SCHOOL!" Well, cause that shit's not interesting! "... I don't— I don't even know...I'm just— so fuck— okay. I— I— You know what? I would've been fine if you just said—"

#this took so fucking long #I really had to activate my autism powers for this one #bowposts #copypasta #mlp

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stickers-on-a-laptop · 2 years ago

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ep 50: :( it's over

ep 50

AHHHHHHHHHHHH anyways

AWARD FOR HARUKA YES

is sonoi not wearing shants

HEY WAIT WHAT'S SHINICHI WEARING

jirouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

no theme song imma cry

YEAH TRULY

i like how they used sononi mashing cake into shinichi for this line fjisoafjdsiofjsaf

can WE get this manga tho? or is gonna be like fuuto pi cause in that case I DON'T WANT IT

i made a sound at shinichi that made my mom question what the hell that was so yeah

"educational" tho

thanks shinichi? imma miss you SO MUCH

DO YOU LIKE NOT RECOGNIZE YOUR BOSS

that is a BITCHIN outfit

you are messing with who i understand to be inoue's specialest little guy mr changerion homage

damn okay then

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

if she doesn't believe you that's on her but you not telling her is on YOU

SEE!!!! NATSUMI NUMBER 1

"bye leaving you for a 5'5 pink salary man"

this is dumb tho

GOD THE AMOUNT OF PREVENTABLE THIS IS THO

TAROU I AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HUH I WONDER WHY YOU CAN'T HOLD ON TO HER?????????????????? BITCH.

tarou, probably: why do these guys keep falling down on me

the return of tarou puppy eyes oh no

lmao purple shark returns!

i am WEIRD ENOUGH TO BE ON THE TEAM MOMOI-SAN PLS DON'T FORGET THAT

I WILL CRY AT TAROU'S EXPRESSION HERE

TSUYOSHIIIIIIIIIIIII

tarou really truly that expression WILL make me cry i'm tearing up

SONOSHI CRASHING THE WEDDING

sonoshi-chan >DON'T BURY OUR GAYS PLS

yeet

SAY WHAT NOW

whatever happens there is a donbros/zenkaiger special whatever happens there is a donbros/zenkaiger special whatever happens there is a donbros/zenkaiger special

IS THIS WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU OR SOMETHING??? IT'S GOING MONOCHROME LIKE DON!KAITO

sonoi: HI I'M GAY DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN

HOW IN THE FUCK ARE SEVEN YEAR OLDS PROCESSING THIS I WANNA KNOW

sonoi pls just fucking kiss him that should do SOMETHING

DARN

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WILL CRY

it'd be funny if sonoi was like "that's saruhara shinichi you don't like him all that much really"

YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HIS HAIKUS NUUUUUUUUUUU

pls no you don't you got pushed into the fridge by him

OH NO

SONOI KISS HIM JUST TRY

or talk about oden i guess

sono456 get taken down instantly but sono23 get to have a fighting chance because they're on the donbros side and frankly i think sono456 deserved better

"you can't have him he's mine"

toei quarry

OH HEY REMEMBER THE EPISODE WHERE JIROU WAS IN CHARGE??? CAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED THAT RIGHT NOW.

the author....? future!haruka?

blackpink is getting along i guess fjsdiofjsdifdsjoi

i like how this is like supposed to MEAN something fjdsiofjsiofjsaio it kinda doesn't because mr purple shark barely shows up

mother has stopped giving a fuck

DID SHE LIKE ASK SONOI FOR THIS???????? SHE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS

the gay shit WILL trigger his memories

go from gay to heartbreaking why don't you

FESTIVAL

shinichi doesnt' care that it's the finale he's not into roll calls

STARTIN WITH SONOI FSJDIOFJDSIOFJSIAOFJSIO

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SURE JFISDFAJIOSDFJSDIAOFJ IO

heart literally pounding

NO OFFENSE TO MR PURPLE SHARK BUT I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED SONO456 TO BECOME DONBROTHERS OVER HIM

they killed sono456 he's not going overboard

he's literally rainbow he's trying to put the REAL kaito out of business

THEY POPPED LIKE BALLOONS

teamwork? what teamwork?

SERIOUSLY??????????

FJSIDOFJDSOIFSOIJ SURE WANTED POSTERS TOGETHER

GET YO WIFE

HIS SCARF??????????

are they gonna recognize the people on the wanted poster

tsubasa's hand on shinichi's waist

NO TIE FOR SHINICHI >sonozaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

GLASSES

intense vamos hand off

DONBROS LIVEBLOG, AS COPY/PASTED FROM MY DISCORD

i did this like i was talking to my friend, so this is the "being friends with stickers' when she's watching something" experience

i think i'll put more thoughts in the tags, but don't count on it for every ep lmao

ep 1

21 years ago is 2001 sounds fake to me

wait i've seen this man--kao dake sensei

not even 20 seconds in and i get interrupted ;-;

moses, peach style (yes i know that's the story of mamotaro it's just that i'm jewish)

oh okay even the logo is rainbow for this one

dabbing in the year of our lord 2022

i have not seen miss silver girl anywhere ever who is that

five way back to back? oh this is going to be AWESOME

hello miss haruka i see TONS on you

fangire?

a kamen rider?

hello mr blue guy that gets shipped with the red

oi no nails on the chalkboard

a BOYFRIEND???

sorry mr boyfriend i do not remember you in zettai bl at all

she becomes a hero because of a spam ad nice

ATTACK OF THE KILLER SUNGLASSES

isn't this colorful??

hello kaito but i think without the adhd

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

gun!

cubes like zyuohger

okay mr red

bonds again? this IS zyuohger, go meet yamato

this guy is yamato 2.0

isn't that lily/the fourze teacher?

why translate mama as mommy what is the point of that

MORE CUBES AGAIN

i'm guessing this is the fourze school?

hell yeah ask and you shall receive

pfffffffffffffft thinking that mr blue man would be tarou

i like that this chooses when you're gonna fight

FJDSIOFJSIOFJDSIOAJOIA HE JUST KICKS HER OUT OF THE WAY

glasses and then glasses

mom i am watching donbrothers not thinking about how the trains and busses work in this damn country

pink dude

man cgi battles just annoy me like i am SURE i'll like this series but damn cgi battles are for the crossover movies and that's IT

FJDSIOFJSDIOFJDSIOAFJDSIOAFAIO I WANT DANCING LADIES TO ANNOUNCE MY PRESENCE AS I'M ON A MOTORCYCLE

"this one? no. no thanks"

kamen rider sentai

oh the first battle of these two let's go

reverse storm trooper aim

toei this is so much rainbow

man i have to remember zenkaiger gears? good thing i watched it

if you do a zenaki gattai and put "yo" imma "yo ho hoi"

kamen rider kick

is there no dancing song at the end AGAIN???

#stickers screaming #i dunno if imma do this for kingx3 sentai #but i had fun doing it for donbros

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r0zyp0zy0zy · 4 years ago

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✾❃S.H+D.K- A Bisexual Mess✶

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Master list

Warnings: Smut, threesome, spit roasting, suggested poly relationship

Words: 3407

Pairing(s): Kaminari Denki x Sero Hanta x FEM!reader

Summary: Being attracted to your friend is weird, and your boyfriend having a crush on him too is even weirder.

Ok so I might’ve gotten carried away and prepared a basket instead... oops. Enjoy!

Part two

===NSFW UNDER THE CUT===

Sero Hanta always bragged about you to his friends, which wasn't a secret by any means. Well, not a secret to anybody except you. What can he say? You're perfect to him, and who's he to keep that information to himself? He would spew everything he loved about you and more, infuriating Bakugo and making Kaminari jealous.

You didn't mean to eavesdrop, really! Well, not at first. Buuut... your pretty little boyfriend mentioned your name in his conversation with the Bakusquad, and you couldn't help it. You stood quietly outside of your home office— the only place in the house you allowed Hanta to smoke —and leaned as close to the door as you dared.

"She's just so perfect," you broke into a smile at Sero's words.

"Will you stop bragging about y/n-chan?" Kaminari groaned dramatically from within the room, "I almost can't take it anymore! You know that I like her. Stop making me jealous on purpose because I can't have her!"

Your eyes widened slightly at Kaminari's words. He did? Since when? Well, that was a silly thing to think; Kami has probably had a crush on everyone in high school at one point or another. But the fact that he just admitted it to Hanta was straight-up bold.

"Yeah I know," you heard Sero smirk, "ever since you've heard about her magic mouth you've wanted a piece."

"-wha? Wrong. I've had a crush on her longer than that!" Kaminari argued. You could hear Mina in the back cracking up.

"Will you two shut up?!" Bakugo yelled, rattling the door. "Every fucking time I'm here is all 'y/n this' and 'y/n that' ok we gET IT, THE TWO OF YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH HER!"

You stood in their silence for a moment, trying to process that holy shit, the Mega-Virgin Kaminari has a crush on you, even before you sucked Hanta off for the first time! What was happening?

"K'mon, bro," Kirishima chided, and you heard the slap of his hand land on Bakugo's back. "Chill out, take another hit. Y/n-san might pop in if she hears too much noise."

"Whatever, 'tch," Bakugo huffed, "kinda wanna go home anyway, you nerds don't have anything interesting to talk about."

You quietly hurried away to your shared bedroom at the sound of footsteps, pretending that you hadn't just heard Hanta openly talk about your 'magic mouth', and Kaminari's confession. You could still feel the flustered blush on your cheeks as Kirishima and Bakugo walked down the hall to the front door, the latter grumbling about "those damn nerds".

"Wait, guys," Mina called to them, "I don't want to be stuck with those love-sick idiots!"

After Kiri offered to buy the pink girl an Uber home and the front door was shut, all you could hear was the muffled conversation a room over. You snuck back to the office door, and pressed your ear against it.

"-s-stop!" You heard Kaminari stutter.

"Never! It's so fun to make you flustered over my girl," you playfully shook your head at Hanta's words. Typical Sero move.

It was silent for a few minutes, broken soon after with a, "dude! What the hell?" From Hanta.

"I- it's- it's your fault!" Kaminari retorted, apparently spinning around in the squeaky office chair.

"You-," Sero burst out laughing, "you got hard just from me talking about her! Bet it was the part I told you when y/n and I were at that one restaurant-."

"S-shut up!" Kaminari squeaked.

Your face flushed considerably pinker. Right here, right now, were two boys that were sexually attracted to you on the other side of the door. You felt your stomach flip and twist in excitement at the new feeling.

"It's kinda cute that you're so into her," you heard Hanta tease. "You're always a blushing mess, and just stuttering over your words."

"Damn S-sero," Denki said grouchily, "stop making fun of me."

You couldn't help but press your ear completely against the door, the two boys inside were too high to notice the shadow under the door anyway. Was Hanta... Flirting?

"I'm not making fun of you," Sero paused. "I'm just calling you cute."

You drowned out the rest of their conversation with your thoughts, trying to connect dots together. Hanta was a little suspicious at times from what you could see over his shoulder. Suspicious of what, exactly? Being gay, or at least bisexual. You saw him close tabs of soft-core gay porn occasionally, and you even accidentally stumbled upon Sero's old diary from years back. You didn't worry too much about it, but now... was he suppressing his feelings? Was he about to cheat on you?

Your heart dropped at that thought. Hanta was a nice guy and he wouldn't do that to you, right? He wouldn't lie about loving you. Not after what you heard earlier. Or was that just to fluster Kaminari? You shook your head in an attempt to clear your mind, and tuned back in on the two boys.

"-AH—! Wait!" You heard Sero panic, "I didn't- I shouldn't've-!"

".. shouldn't have kissed me?" Denki squeaked quietly so you had to strain to hear.

What on Earth did you miss while you were spaced out?

"Well- I was just thinking about h-how cute you are, and I forgot that I can't kiss someone who isn't my partner!" Hanta stressed, "god why do I have to love both of you..."

Your eyebrows raised at that, and listened in a little harder. Did you hear that right? Sero had a crush on Kaminari?

Honestly you couldn't blame him when the blond was so undeniably attractive, especially with the smudged black eyeliner on the corners of his eyes and the lightning bolt streak in his hair. You wouldn't lie that you liked him a bit too, but you suppressed those feelings for Hanta.

"I- I can go if you want," Kaminari mumbled, voice cracking slightly.

"Er- if you want. I don't mind chilling with you a bit longer. Just— don't tell y/n what happened. I- I'll tell her later when I figure out what to say," Hanta said.

"You sure she won't get mad at you?" Said a concerned Denki. "I know how much you love her, and I don't want you two to break it off.."

"Weeelll," Sero dragged on nervously, "y/n is very understanding, a-and I also need to tell her a few other things anyway."

You headed towards the living room, hearing all you needed to. You honestly didn't exactly know what to think about what just happened. Hanta kissed Denki, who likes you, and you that likes Hanta who also likes Denki. What even.

You sat comfortably on the couch, watching the last of the sun meander under the horizon. You nervously tapped on your phone after playing games on it for about an hour, waiting for Kaminari to leave so you could talk with Hanta. You finally heard the office door open, and you turned your head. Sero shuffled towards you with a sleeping Denki in his arms. The blonde's mouth was wide open and snoring lightly, drool going halfway down his chin.

"Uh," Hanta said awkwardly, "help."

You giggled and jumped up from your to help your boyfriend position Kaminari on the couch, who immediately latched onto a pillow mumbling incoherently.

"Whatta dude," you stated, fists on your hips.

"Yeah..." Hanta scratched the back of his neck. "Uh, I have to talk to you about something. It's pretty serious so we can wait until later if you want."

"Nah," you shook your head, "you've seemed off lately, and I'm guessing you just need it off your chest."

"Well, if you don't mind," Hanta plopped down on the love seat. You kneeled over to lean your head on his knee as he sucked in a shaky breath. "I- Um. I- I think I'm Bi."

You nodded your head understandingly, taking his hand in yours. "Ok, baby. Thank you for telling me."

"—there is o-one more thing I-I have to confess," Sero shook, "just please don't hit or yell at me."

"I would never, baby. I'm here for you," you looked up at him encouragingly, giving him a smile.

"O-ok. Uh, I kinda, well... I kinda kissed Kami. O-on the lips," Hanta's eyes looked away from yours, floating to the floor.

"Do you regret it?" You asked, keeping a calm exterior.

"Uh- I dunno. I do because I'm with you.. but... I- I think I don't," Sero looked incredibly guilty, and he squeezed your hand, "I love you, b-but I also have a crush on him..."

"That's ok," you reassured, reaching up to turn his head back to you, "I don't mind if you want to be in a relationship with him too, separately or not."

Hanta looked incredibly surprised, and a smile split his face, "really?!"

"Yes really," you giggled, kissing his cheek. "I can share you."

Sero, being the genius he was, suggested introducing Denki into the relationship with a threesome. Totally not skipping a few steps or anything.

"Are you sure he'd be willing to do that?" You had asked. "He's a virgin to basically everything."

"Oh, he'd be willing alright," Hanta smirked. "I'll message him about it then?"

"Mhm," you nodded, "it'll be fun. We'll get to tease him."

Denki was freaking out. Actually, he was more than freaking out. He was freaking out and jerking off. Multitasking. He could not believe his eyes when he opened Sero's text message, four glorious words: 'wanna have a threesome?'

Of course, Denki had asked if his friend had been joking or not before opening up his mind to fantasies. He got off rather quickly, though who could blame him. He swore that his libido was abnormally high, because even the thought of you, (and Sero as well), would get him flustered and he would pop a boner.

The next day when he came over, his teeth brushed and pubes trimmed, he stood outside your apartment door for at least a minute before knocking. His mind would keep circling the same thoughts: 'Sero just wants you to embarrass yourself in front of her', 'he told y/n about your crush and now they want to laugh at you', 'holy fuck is this actually happening', and 'I hope Sero actually doesn't mind sharing'.

"Sup, man," Hanta grinned as he opened the door for his blushing crush, a far too casual greeting for the situation about to unfold.

"H-hey," Kaminari grinned back, shuffling inside and slipping off his shoes.

"Y/n's just making up a snack so we can chat before uh, y'know," Hanta held back his blush, already nervous because damn, did Denki put on eyeliner or something? He looked hotter than usual.

"Take a seat in the living room, I'm almost done!" You called from the kitchen as you poured one last cup of tea. You carried the tray of tea and homemade cookies to the coffee table, and sat yourself down on the love seat. You couldn't lie— you were nervous as shit at the moment. You looked up as Hanta led a very flustered and anxious Kaminari behind him, and you gave a comforting wave.

"H-hi," Kaminari squeaked, sitting himself on the couch in front of you. He rubbed the sweat off his hands on his pants, trying to avoid your gaze.

"Hey!" You greeted kindly with a smile.

"Alright so now what," Hanta stated, plopping himself beside Denki only looking slightly nervous.

"We discuss boundaries!" You said cheerfully. You reached over for your cup and took a sip. "Any hard no's?"

"Kaminari's not fucking you," Hanta crossed his arms. "Not yet, I want it to be more special than this..."

Denki choked on his drink, sputtering on his tea.

"Kami, any hard no's?" you steered.

"U-uh not right now," the electric blond stuttered, eyeing Sero nervously.

"Ok great!" You exclaimed, clapping your hands together, "the safe word Hanta and I use is 'soy sauce'."

"That's two-."

"Yeah same difference," you waved Kaminari off. "Anyway, my hard no's are just don't hit me, don't degrade me, and don't choke me out."

The two boys nodded anxiously.

"Holy fuck," Denki muttered as he watched Sero kiss your lips, palming his dick through his jeans. He admired your half undressed state as he feverishly threw off his T-shirt.

Without looking, Hanta held out his hand in a 'come hither' motion, and Kaminari steered over to his friend. Sero pulled away from you for a moment, guiding Denki's shaky hands to your bare waist. Once the two of you continued kissing, Kaminari hugged your waist closer and kissed the side of your neck. Your encouraging moans excited him, and he kissed your skin harder.

Denki's hips couldn't help but rut against your backside, drawing out a soft groan from him. He peered his head up to Sero, who turned to give him a gentle kiss, and Kaminari could feel your saliva on his lips. You turned to face the blonde, leaning forwards to propose a kiss. Denki filled the gap quickly, and met your lips with his. It was a messy kiss, but neither you nor Kami cared. You heard Hanta grumble in your ear, nipping at the cartilage carefully.

Honestly, Denki thought he was being spoiled rotten. You were so soft in his arms, and he swore he could stay like this forever. Sero's nimble fingers snuck to the back of your bra and quickly unclasped it, making Denki suck in a jittery breath.

"Hmmh," you sighed as Hanta cupped your breasts gently, waiting for Denki to desperately ask for a turn.

"You can touch her, Denks," Sero chuckled, leaning over and kissing his friend again.

Denki mumbled into the kiss, and shakily moved to grasp your tits from behind. His cock couldn't help but twitch in his pants as he massaged your nipples softly, his lips still locked with Hanta's. Kami pulled back with a gasp, strings of saliva still attaching them.

"Oh so good," Denki whined as he humped your ass, breathing heavily into your ear.

"Mmm, Denki~ take your pants off for us, won't you?" You licked your lips and watched as Kaminari hobbled out of his skinny jeans.

He looked at you with wide eyes as you sat on your bed, with Sero following suit. Denki moaned when the two of you started making out again, and nervously edged closer to the bed. You smiled at him encouragingly and reached out a hand to play with the elastic of his boxers. A whimper left his throat as you trailed a finger up his clothed shaft, and he eyed Hanta guilty.

"It's ok!" The smiling man replied, helping you get into a better position. "Let loose a little, dude."

Denki wasn't sure he could do that since you were slowly pulling down the hem of his underwear, his cock springing up to slap his stomach before standing straight out. He slipped down his boxers and kicked them away, having full attention on you and your beautiful e/c eyes.

Hanta was massaging your ass cheeks as Denki experienced your mouth for the first time, and he pulled down your panties, (which were soaked, by the way). You moaned against Kami's cock as Sero rubbed the inside of your thighs with his warm hands, causing Denki to let out a lewd groan. His eyes kept switching from you, to Sero, and back to you again.

"So wet for me, y/n," Hanta mumbled, "if I knew you were into this stuff I would've invited Kami over earlier."

You hummed in response, too busy indulging yourself with Denki's dick. You enjoyed making him squirm in his stance, licking over the glans of his cock and the underside of his shaft. You swore you could see his eyes start to water up.

Kaminari was wide eyed as he watched Hanta strip out of his briefs and give himself a few pumps. Denki's mouth opened in a silent moan when Sero lined up to your entrance and slowly inched inside, letting out a low groan when he bottomed out. You hummed diligently on the cock you were sucking and grabbed Denki's hand to put on your head, letting him grasp your hair like reins.

The electric blond babbled quietly as he watched Hanta pump into you, forcing Denki's cock further down your throat. The way your mouth contracted around him made Denki's legs shake, and he got red in the face trying to keep his hands from urging your head deeper.

"You look like you're having a good time, Denks," Sero commented as he admired the blonde's teary eyes. His hips rolled forwards in a new rhythm and you griped pleasantly as you fisted the sheets under you.

"Fuuuck yeah," Kaminari grumbled, catching up with his friend's rhythm. He was over the moon, and was just trying not to cum prematurely so he could enjoy this moment longer.

"Don't be afraid to fuck her face," Hanta said smugly, repositioning his hands on your hips. "She loves choking on cock, ain't that right beautiful?"

You wept in agreement, looking up at Denki with soft, pleading eyes. You bobbed your head faster in his loose grasp, gagging and sputtering on spit and precum. The man above you groaned with satisfaction and fisted your hair and forced his dick deeper into your tight throat. His thrusts came in a perfect rhythm with Sero's, and whenever you moved, you were getting impaled from either end.

Your limbs shook as you struggled to breathe with the cock in your mouth, and your pussy clenched around Hanta desperately. You felt tears stream down your cheeks as you sobbed for breath, enjoying every moment. You nearly squealed as Sero pressed a vibrator against your clit, and your vision fuzzed a bright white.

"Gonna cum, baby?" Hanta egged on, panting for oxygen. "C'mere Den, kiss me."

You whined loudly as you heard the two men kissing above you, and your stomach tightened and rolled around pleasantly. You gurgled on Denki's cock as you came, pussy pulsing with need and delight.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck," Kaminari moaned in tune with his thrusts, so close to the edge that you could practically taste his cum already.

"Oh shit, y/n. You're so— tigHT," Hanta groaned as he rutted against you one more time before you felt his warm cum fill your insides.

Right on cue, Denki hit his peak right after Sero, moaning about how good your mouth felt and how hot you were, "god, Hanta, she looks so fucking good like this."

Denki let out a choked whine as he finally let his orgasm take over his body, and he held your head in place as his semen ran down your throat. You choked it down before Kami pulled away, and you opened your mouth to reveal strings of saliva and cum.

"Holy fucking shit," Denki said, exasperated, "I feel like I'm not gonna go soft for a week."

"You alright, my love?" Hanta said softly as he let you fall onto your chest, ass still up.

"Hell yeah," you mumbled, your voice scratchy and sore from being face-fucked. You watched Kami stand awkwardly as Sero wiped you down with a warm cloth, taking care between your thighs.

"Denki, go get some water please," Hanta instructed as he rolled you over. "You did so good, baby. The best."

You hummed softly in response, already feeling your eyes flutter sleepily. Kaminari held out a straw to you, and you sucked down the cool substance thankfully.

"That was the best blowjob ever," Denki sighed happily, watching Hanta scoop out the cum from your cunt.

"It was your only blowjob, Kami," you mumbled teasingly, a soft smirk on your face.

You felt yourself drift into a calm state, and you could only hear the muffled voices of your boyfriend, and... your other boyfriend? You fell into a comforting, dreamless sleep, and you knew that Denki would make a great addition to your relationship.

#Kaminari Denki #kaminari denki x reader #denki kaminari #denki kaminari smut #denki kaminari x sero hanta #denki kaminari x reader x sero hanta #Sero Hanta #sero hanta x reader #hanta sero #hanta sero x reader #mha #mha fanfiction #mha x reader #bnha #bnha fanfiction #anime

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tsuki-sennin · 2 years ago

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Revice, Episode 48!

Jesus Christ, it's been 47 episodes already... not counting the vast amount of side content, that's a good deal over a thousand minutes worth of demon stamping, compelling family drama, and really poor marketing on Bandai's part. Yeah, I see you collectors, and I realize and sympathize with how unpleasant Revice's merchandising has been to your wallets when it really shouldn't have been.

If I seem a little cranky, it's because I woke up at 6 am after accidentally having a good bit of this episode spoiled for me. ...and also my mattress is awful, but you don't need to worry too much about that.

Spoilers, I guess... Fun fact, this is phrase is a holdover from the ancient days where I used to provide commentary on Chuggaaconroy's EarthBound LP remake. It was mostly meant to be kinda ironic, since I was talking about a Let's Play of all things, but I've said it so much it kinda feels weird to go without it.

...anyways, yeah, let's go then.

-Goddamn.

-Hewwo Kagerou.

-Oh hell yeah, the Evil suit's back. ...I realize that's not a huge deal, but

-Oh shit, the credits. ...I think I'm gonna be cheered up a bit soon.

-Oh my god, they use the stamps as stamps! ...where the hell was that?

-I realize this isn't very new, shaking the Fullbottles gives you their properties for a short time, and the SB-555P Faiz Phone works as an actual phone, but as somebody who started with late Heisei, it's so weird to see the collectibles actually used for stuff other than powering weapons or transformations.

-Nothing good comes from malice, Karizaki.

-Oh wow, the Demons Driver's fucked.

-Yeah, I know I really shouldn't be surprised, but it's been such an important fixture of the show for so long, that it's kinda weird to see it in this state.

-Yeah, Daddy Issues really do be like that, Dai-chan. Thank God I don't know shit or care about my dad.

-Ikki continuing to fight even at the risk of his own mind.

-Yeah, really having to

-Hello Hikaru-kun. ...think I have one of those shirts, it's real comfy.

-"I have no plan! That's why we're making one!"

-"SHADDAP AND LOOK!"

-Hello, Hana-chan!

-"Ahhhh, that's cute~! What a little dingus~! ...Wait a fucking second."

-Holy crap, Hikaru's being useful!

-Oh, this is Masumi's house. ...I mean, it was pretty silly to assume that the Ushijimas legally owned it, but

-AAAAAAAH

-THAT'S NOT A MIRROR, THAT'S A DOOR!

-Guess Hana and Tamaki are doing alright. That's good.

-Then again, killing them might be a bit beneath George's ideal.

-Yeah, Ikki really do be buttin' in.

-And because of that, Tamaki became epic, HanaSaku became best ship, and Daiji went through an extremely turbulent character arc.

-Thank you Tamaki, very cool.

-:)

-...y'know, with the Demons Driver scrapped, I wonder how it gets repaired in time for the movie's place in the continuity.

-Burn that bridge when we get to it, I guess.

-Open Sus-ame.

-Yeah Hikaru, go get them tools.

-"WHOOOOOOOOOA!"

-Oh...

-That's the whole family.

-My heart

-Otou...san

-Okaa-san..

-Man

-Bath time

-"Please be there for my son, I am consumed by regret and sorrow and am about to die for my crimes against humanity."

-Japan's Greatest Busybody, ready to make George's problems his problems too.

-Man... the art of good overdubbing is something that often goes unappreciated, but wow...

Hiromi: Hey George, you wanna go out for dinner sometime? :) George: Ew, that's gay, I'm not gay. ...well, maybe I am, but not for you Hiromi. Hiromi: :(

-Wow, Hiromi's even dressed his best for this.

-Big man with a point to prove.

-Juuga's transformation fucks, btw. I really like how the Megalodon is actually magenta, that's a really cool detail.

-Oh, and Juuga being an artificial imitation of Kuuga? Really cool call-back to the G3 System in Agito.

-Aaaaaaaaaand... Fight!

-Daaaamn, Crush Genome Edge!

-Hot damn.

-Gotta show George his best, Ikki.

-I don't have a whole lot to say about the action, which is really good by the way, but I do wanna take a bit to talk about something interesting.

-George seeking to completely free himself from Masumi's control is a very interesting motivation... his obsession with the Riders is ironically only possible because of his dad and people like him. Shocker, Noah, the countless organizations like them, they all sought power for their own purposes, damn near all of them extremely selfish ones. And the Riders rose above that selfishness and their own personal tragedies to become heroes.

-That's where the Karizakis come in. Masumi formed his own organization. Combating the Deadmans and the corrupt Fenix is definitely a noble goal, but Masumi's logic and method for doing so are selfish. I have to ponder whether or not Masumi would be so willing to atone for his mistakes if he never had George. With how long he's been playing everybody on the field, how willing he is to dig through his son's garbage.

-And meanwhile, at Fenix, George indulged in his own vices. Sacrificing practicality for things he thought were cool with Revice, creating the TwoSiDriver and letting Kagerou steal it, willingly putting Hiromi in such danger without questioning why... even decades into the future, with the world in outright ruin, we see George holed up in his basement with all of his favorite Riders, tinkering away and hoping for the ultimate lucky break.

-It's just as Ikki's trying to drill into George's head. He really can't forget the good times he had with his Dad, no matter what. I'm sure Ikki is imagining, just as we are right now, what kind of even stronger non-demonic Rider would be created if the two could've truly become a family again.

-Actually, come to think of it, we don't have to imagine what that'd be like. Because we've seen Kamen Rider Century first hand. We met Ryunosuke and Hideo Momose in Beyond Generations, going through the almost exact same scenario. Evil science guy with a love for his family is involved in the creation of a Kamen Rider in the 20th century. He disappears after dealings with demons and turns up decades later in the future. The son has never truly moved on or accepted the loss of his relationship with his father, and understandably refuses to hear anything he has to say now out of a very understandable feeling. Thanks to Ikki's intervention, the two are willing to put aside their conflict for the sake of the world. Ikki murders the fuck out of the big evil scary demon monster, and the world is safe once again, please buy our toys.

-Where's the difference in their story that caused their vastly different endings, you ask? Well, if you ask me, what separated the Momoses from the Karizakis was their willingness and opportunity to communicate. Having a kid of his own had to have put things in perspective for Hideo, and Ryunosuke being so openly happy to see his son again would've made things go a lot smoother. Meanwhile George and Masumi treat each other very aloofly, not unjustifiably on George's part to be clear, and so they were very unwilling to meet in a way that didn't involve the Igarashis or Weekend in some way. I think the biggest difference between them though was time. Both runtime and in-universe time. The Momoses made up basically over the course of an afternoon because they recognized the necessity of working together thanks to the immediate threat of Diablo, but the Karizakis didn't have that epiphany. Giff took his sweet-ass time enacting his plans, and as such, the Karizakis were made to stew in their own failure.

-Side note, I find it very ironic that the Momoses were able to repair their familial bond thanks to the Karizakis' inventions.

-I apologize that was so long and rambling, I had a lot of thoughts and if I didn't get them out there, I'd be thinking about them all week. Call it retreading if you'd like, but I thought this contrast was very interesting.

-Anyways, enough about that, let's kick some ass!

-NO ONE CAN EVER KNOW! AKUMA NO SASAYAKI GA CALLING!

-"Ah dammit, Ikki's really goin' for it."

-"Well, whaddya gonna do?"

-C'mon George, you gotta hit harder!

-DEALING WITH THE DEVIL!

-Well, we won.

-Look at this, George.

-It's that really cool dinosaur you drew as a kid.

-And all your really cool prehistoric animal buddies, all of whom make up your Juuga Driver.

-There you go man, let it out.

-...I'd do the same thing if it were my mom, I won't lie.

-Oh... right...

-"Who are they?"

-Fuck, man.

-Literally lost everything but Vice.

-Oh fuck, Destream next episode! Finally!

-For the love of god, please end on a good note Revice, I'm beggin' ya on my hands and knees here.

#revive the vice: imprinted like stamps and fossils #kamen rider #kr revice #revice spoilers #kamen rider revice #tsuki talks

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ventisussy · 2 years ago

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I decided to write my favourite ship for pride month 2022, as this is my very first pride month <3

I've been working on this for days, and i hope you like it :)

Jealousy- a Chili fanfic

(Jealous!oblivious!zhongli x childe)

Warnings: cursing, angst, fluff ending

3rd person pov:

He hated this.

He hated how the interaction between him and her made him feel this way.

He knew it was wrong.

He did indeed.

“Ojou-san! Look what I got you!”

“A crystalfly ornament? Childe you don't have to-“

“Nah, wear it! It looks good on you!”

There he sat, watching the whole thing unfold before his amber eyes. His heart felt heavy.

“Excuse me for a while, traveller, ch-childe.”

He left, unable to take this. It hurts. It does.

Him? The geo archon? In love and obsessed with someone like him?

How…how perfectly absurd.

He wanted his attention, his affection, he wanted him, just to himself.

He’s selfish, and he knows it.

It’s just wrong for someone like him to fall head over heels for him.

But he just can’t help it.

Lumine pov:

“ What's wrong with zhongli these days, childe? Did you do something?” I questioned a certain ginger.

“ I did nothing, I swear.”

A pained expression crossed his face, then it vanished.

“Man, i just wanted to give xiansheng a gift, and that dude just left…”

I hummed. “Ay, childe, are you in love with anyone?”

“I- why’d you ask?”

“Interested.”

“Uh…i uh-“

“Let me guess…xingqiu?”

He cringed.

“THE HELL???”

“Well you both weld a hydro vision-“

“HOW DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH BEING IN LOVE-“

“Hmmm…xiao?”

“Girlie what the actual fuck.”

“Bro childe I'm just guessing,” I pouted, crossing my arms.

“Zhongli?”

He paused.

“Uh-“

“OH MY GOD CHILDE YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ZHONGLI!” I squealed, clasping my hands together and gushing.

“Paimon thinks it's obvious.”

“Shut up and eat or I'll sell you to xiangling.”

“Hey!”

Childe pov:

My face is fucking heating up. That’s certain.

“I- am not-“I protested.

“Oh yes you are~”

“ god girlie you’re getting annoying-“

“And you’re very gay~”

“No im not-“

“Yes you are.”

“Hell no im not-“

“Yes.”

“No.”

“What are you guys consnipring about?”

Oh shit. It’s-

“Oh hey zhongli! Childe is— humph-“

“NO NO I’M JUST ORDERING SOMETHING-“ I laughed awkwardly, covering Lumine's mouth and glaring at her.

“We are?”

“Shut up paimon you pea brained maggot!” I yelled, a blush forming rapidly than ever.

“Childe. You look red,” zhongli simply stated, eyeing me up and down.

“Look, look- uh- i can explain-“ i stuttered.

Zhongli pov:

Childe never stuttered. Never. He does look cute though, with that flustered face of his.

But it hurts.

“Childe, may I speak to you for a moment?” Lumine asked, tugging the hem of her white dress.

“Sure.”

“Uhm, we need to speak privately…”

I felt neglected.

I watched as they walked away, traveller whispering something into his ear, then he gasped, blushing…

3rd person pov:

Lantern rite.

It’s a festival which is celebrated once a year in Liyue.

Wishes were made, families reunited, lovers- oh well.

The streets are already bustling with excitement.

It’s just noon.

Colourful banners, lanterns, silk, decorations are everywhere.

Keqing did work hard on this, didn’t she?

That day, even the busiest among all decided it is time for a break.

A certain yaksha, perched at the very top of Wangshu Inn, gazed down at the illuminated city.

Her, the one who looks over Liyue, descended from her chambers, her heels clicking along the rythm of her steps.

Them, who’ve been watching over Liyue for as long as anyone can remember, gathered at Mt. Hulao.

It’s only celebrated once a year, and what an exciment it is.

Let’s give the city of contracts a break, a day to rejoice.

Alas, he, who created, built, named, protected this place, is in a heartbreak.

He was in pain.

Divine tears of his, traced his face.

It’s utterly useless to hide those golden tears of his.

The person whom he loved dearly wasn’t with him tonight.

He’s with the blonde, he told himself, and he’s never coming back. At least not tonight.

Among all 6000 years, he never felt pain as such.

It felt worse than losing his former friend, guizhong.

He closed his eyes, as final teardrops fell.

He sighed, with a flick of his fingers, he created fire, and lit the lantern of his.

With both hands, he raised the lantern to his face, forehead touching the warm paper, and silently whispered:

“I…

I wish he could be mine.”

He gently placed the lantern in the palm of his right gloved hand and let go.

At that moment, thousands, perhaps millions of lanterns, big and small, high and low, dim and bright, illuminated the starry sky.

He smiled, a sad one, not one which the citizens of Liyue share tonight.

——————————————————

It’s currently midnight.

He felt a gloved hand cup his cheek.

Then came a long sigh.

“I…I’ve been looking for you, xiansheng. I’m sorry I couldn't make it before sunset. There…is something I would like to give you.”

Flower petals brushed his face as a glaze lily was tucked above his ear.

“Not even this godly flower is a perfect gift for you. “

Silence.

“Xiansheng, there is something I need to tell you…i…i think i'm in love with you.”

The archon’s eyes slowly flickered open.

“You…you are?” He whispered.

“Yes, xiansheng. Yes I am.”

He, who made a wish this very night, came true.

“Please, childe, please stay.”

“Of course, my lord, I’ll stay here forever if you insist.”

The lover of the geo archon placed a soft kiss on his nose, and wiped away the tears of joy that flowed silently down his glimmering cheeks.

A slight smile appeared on his face, As he fell into slumber once again.

He, who he had loved for years, is finally his.

Bonus:

*rustle of bushes*

*sniff*

“Traveller? What’s wrong? Paimon is worried-“

“Childe im so proud of you- *sniff*”

“Paimon thinks you’re weird.”

“Oh shut up paimon how could you not get choked up at this? Those lovebirds are finally together *sniff*”

“Paimon thinks- *slap*”

#genshin impact #genshin #genshin childe #genshin zhongli #genshin ajax #genshin morax #genshin tartagalia #zhongli x childe #childe x zhongli #chili #tartali #zhongchi #pride

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ghost-with-a-teacup · 3 years ago

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Pt. 10000056321 of Tiffany is so undeniably gay and does not know how to function because of that

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I'M SO GAYYYY.

I'm gonna rant now, read it if you'd like, or not, lol. It's simply me simping for this one Hot Topic employee :))

So long story short, there's this one really attractive hot topic employee that works at the store at my closest mall. To rewind a bit, I first interacted with them for the first time on Halloween night last year. Yes I remember, but mainly because they were dressed up and had bright blue makeup and a crown. I don't know who they were dressed up as, but all I knew was that they looked absolutely stunning, lol. So much so that I even complimented their makeup, which is saying a hell of a lot since I was 1. Gay panicking, 2. Very awkward around new people, ESPECIALLY attractive ones. But I did anyway because I couldn't leave without saying anything, and what would I lose, right?

Anyway so we had this little conversation, they asked what book I bought since I was carrying around a lil Indigo bag (Indigo is Barnes and Noble for Canadians lol). I had just bought the book 'The Girl From The Sea', which is by the way, very gay LOL (as it should be (it's written by Molly Knox Ostertag who is married to Noelle Stevenson, the creator of She Ra! Which is also very gay.)) They asked to see what I got, I show them, and they say "That looks gay", and I was like "It is!!". I dunno, the conversation was memorable. I left thinking they were super cool, really pretty, but that was that.

Fast forward to a couple weeks (months?) later, I see them again. For some reason they are engrained in my mind, like I pass a Hot Topic and I just think "Hot Topic! Cool Hot Topic employee!!". Surprisingly I recognize them sans blue makeup, we make small talk (ish? I'm awkward, I suck at conversing with people).

Happens like, once more maybe. Then fast forward to now, I see them again. Yay! My lil gay heart yearns a bit, simps a bit, gay panics a bit, woo! I walked in telling myself I was NOT gonna buy anything because I am very much broke as is. I'm with my friend, he's buying a gift for his friend's birthday, and I look at the earrings as one does.

The employee comes by, says "Ooh, the earrings eh?" or something along the lines of that, idk it was a blur, the store was warm and I was warmer. Then they proceed to compliment my earrings and my voice raises like 3 PITCHES LIKE A FOOL. Apparently I said "Yeah, thank you!" even though I SWEAR I said "Oh, thank you!" but anyway. He checks out, we leave, and then with my indecisiveness I'm like "earrings...." because I found the CUTEST little set of earrings. So, after flipping a coin (that I did not follow because I went against what it said), some urging from my friend because he noticed I was SIMPING, I go back to buy the earrings.

Then they're like, "Oh, did you forget anything?" and I'm like nah *cue awkward finger guns because I DONT, IDK, IM AWKWARD OKAY* "earrings!" (also in a high pitched voice, idk. Help me. Please.) So I proceed to grab them, and they're like "Oh, its buy one get one 50% off, those cat earrings with knives are adorable" and I'm just like "FUCKKKKKKKKKKK" internally because APPARENTLY. I CANT SAY KNOW TO ATTRACTIVE EMPLOYEES MAKING SALES PITCHES. So I buy both pairs of earrings.

Did I mainly buy them so they could help me check out? Yes. Am I only admitting this here? Also yes.

Cue me buying the things, all I'm thinking is "Holy GODS are they so beautiful. I love their hair. Should I compliment their hair?? SHOULD I COMPLIMENT THEIR HAIR?" So I'm just out here panicking, thinking of a way to somehow flirt (not flirting, just compliments but that is as close to flirting that I can get without self-combusting). I dunno, they were just so cute I DON'T KNOW. Like its like the sort of cool AF type of person but also amidst like slightly awkward laughter and fumbling. In the end I say "By the way I love your hair!", because to be fair, it was really fucking cool. Like it was wavy and shoulder length and green with purple tips and AGHHHH (maybe it was just because they had the hair that it look so wonderful, I dunno). I'm awkward, have I mentioned? Apparently I said it slightly awkwardly but its okay because my friend said that I was matching their energy that was also slightly awkward so THATS OKAY!!

So then them and their coworker compliment the shirt that I was wearing that said "Mentally Gone", which is me every day of my life. I get flustered, stutter and say "Yeah! Thanks!!". Mind you I've said yeah like 3 TIMES ALREADY, BECAUSE MY BRAIN LACKS FUNCTION. Then I finish up and leave.

Then proceed to gay panic for the next half hour, I'm warm, blushing, second guessing everything while my friend is next to me laughing his fucking ass off because HE is perfectly fine flirting, but I AM NOT.

Anyway, to conclude, I cannot be trusted around pretty Hot Topic employees because I do not know how to function nor do I have any self-control because I spent $25 dollars on earrings ACK. But that is perfectly okay, haha. Im just gonna go live my life now.

That is all, good day!

#lesbian #gay #lgbt #lgbtq #wlw #sapphic #wlw love #2000s goth #women are attractive #gay panic #i dont know how to act anymore #text post #txt #txt post #hot topic #gay yearning

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maguro13-2 · 1 year ago

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Andy X Fuuko is a thing.

*Here's a sequel of my previous post*

Fuuko : Now I've seen a picture of my naked self with what else is there for me in the horrors of the internet? I mean you guys felt the way of looking into the horrors of seeing things! What about you guys?

Pomni : I felt nervous they made gay pictures of me and Ragatha getting kisses from her and I'm totally cringed about it. And they started to making sweets

Kobeni : I felt the other way and I had any panic attacks of getting lewd baited, (shows body that has abs) look at this! I lost weight when I had the chance of stop eating meat and sweets! They gave me fruit and salad to have the guts to make me look hot again!

Fuuko : At least, I've seen some lewd art enough, I don't know how is Japan keep on happening on making pornography on fictional characters that does stuff? The whole net is really something to have the dark side written all over it! Who does that to the whole wide world. And if I ever see one of these nimrods making lewd art out of me, I swear to f**king god I will mercifully stab anyone in the neck with a knife, or I will use my strength with brute force!

Andy : Hey, Fuuko. Have you seen my pants and undies for today or tonight's episode? I totally forgot that I needed to keep my privates hanging out.

Fuuko : Then what are the fusses about you and your--OH MY GOD!!! Your d*ck and Balls are showing to my face!

Gina : And I do believe that his cake is tanning in my face right now!

Shen : Dude! Put some clothes on! There's men, women, and lolis in here! No one can see your penis and your balls!

Andy : Oh that? Oh that's okay! Cause casual nudity will do just fine! But speaking of causal nudity, Me and Fuuko will do something privately in the room. With some literal privacy.

Fuuko : Really? Then what kind of privacy did we attend to?

Andy : Oh I don't know. Maybe it's just some wacky stuff in Japan I guess.

Fuuko : Sounds great to me! I'd like having privacy with you alone! What do you say that we get together later and give ourselves a nice treat. Perhaps, that we could do it in a fashionable way of how take good care ourselves. My first wish that is I am decided that I wanted spend the night all the way.

Andy : Cool. I'll be going to the same room that we were at.

Fuuko : With pleasure!

(we later show the JJBA group using drinking glasses to hear something from inside the room, Andy and Fuuko are heard while having sex with each other)

[Freek N You by Jodeci plays in the background]

Fuuko : (Sexually) Oh, Andy...you're such a naughty lucky guy!

Andy : (sexually) Oh, Fuuko! You're so cute and hot! I'm giving you this kind of good luck charm! And it's all for you!

Fuuko : (sexually moans) Please, be gentle with me, Andy! It feels so good!

(Andy and Fuuko Sexually moans)

Fuuko : (sexually screams) Motto! Motto!

Jolyne : What in the world are those two doing in there?

Josuke : This is not how it looks from what I hear about those Newcomers to David.

Dio : This is getting out of hand. Do I ever make up the minds from how do we fictional characters work things in Real World AU?

Giorno : It's best that we give them a little free time of their own.

Andy : Hold on tight, Fuuko! Here comes your lucky wish! And it's going to be a wild one!

Fuuko : (sexually) Andy-san...Iku...Iku...IKUUUUUUU! *panting* Wow, you're quite the man I that i'm really looking for. Thanks for giving me "lucky wish", my unlucky guy.

Andy : The pleasures of you is all mine, Fuuko-chan.

Fuuko : Oh, Andy-san. Andy-san, daisuki de!

Jotaro : That does it, I'm going to get to the bottom of this!

(DOOR BANG!)

Jotaro : Would you two just shut the hell up!? Some of us are trying to get some sleep! (We show Andy and Fuuko in bed, Andy comforting the sleeping Fuuko while he reads a book with glasses)

(Record Scratch!)

Andy : Oh, Hello, Mr. Kujo! Good evening and, uhh, sorry about the loud noises we made. Yep that was our First time of me and Fuuko together. Yep, we're not doing so aggressive to anyone would we. She's just sleeping and I'm reading a book.

Jotaro : Y-Yeah, you are reading a book and comforting your...well, not to be eavesdropping by the way, a thousand apologies.

Andy : So that's why me and Fuuko are spending time together and do lots of things for us to Handle. Totally great, and no big whoop. I'm sure that's a friendly suggestion of duo being a...great couple. Yep, duo of boys and girls being a cute couple.

Jotaro : Good grief, save all the hugs and kisses. Remember don't make any noises around the place next time. Remember, we are making new episodes every day and you need some rest. So please, no more interruptions. I really need my beauty sleep. (Closes door)

Fuuko : So, now that's done by the way, you wanted to go make me giving you a good luck kiss?

Andy : That's exactly that I would want to hear, Fuuko.

Fuuko : Well, then. Coming to bed while finishing reading, Honey?

Andy : Yes dear.

"The Next Day..."

*Door Banging*

Andy : I'll get it! (Opens door)

Fuuko : Hi, Andy. I just got back from the hospital and my doctor told me one thing about my lucky wish that you given me.

Andy : Really, like what is your doctor telling you?

Fuuko : Well...He told me that something important to you of giving me my lucky wish. Well to come clean and to tell it for you. I have something in common for you. (Starting blushing) Andy-san...I...

Andy : Fuuko....

Fuuko : (blushing)A...Andy-san...I am...I am pregnant... pregnant with your child.

*CARTOON SFX : Crash+BOING*

Andy : Oh...Okay, and how did I even get you pregnant?

Gina : It's because of you just gave her with a lucky wish!

Andy : Oh, I actually understand that and I have one common thing that I have to say...(realizing) I forgot that people are shipping between me and Fuuko? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FU-

Tomska : THE END.

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