#i’m sorry i’m just obsessed with them lol

[vanpalmerenthusiast]

Yellowjackets sexuality headcanons?

this might upset some people because to me they’re all some kind of queer but here we go

jackie: comphet lesbian, one thousand percent. she was down insanely bad for shauna and did not fw jeff, straight jackie believers were we watching the same show??

shauna: she’s our fucking crazy mean bisexual, she had more chemistry with pretty much every girl on her team than with jeff or adam xo plus jackieshauna.. come on yall the YEARNING

we already know van and tai are lesbians and yup fully agreed, pushing the butchfemme taivan agenda ALWAYS

misty: misty’s just down for the ride tbh, she gets obsessive over literally anyone (coach ben, later nat) so maybe pan but she’s just an unlabeled psycho queer girlie to me

nat: sigh i want her to be a lesbian so bad but she’s not completely there for me, i feel like similar to misty she could get with whoever as long as she’s having a good time, and we’ve seen her be very flirty with both men and women in the teen and adult timelines

lottie: lesbian lesbian big fat lesbian like i feel like there’s nothing to explain, fucking look at her talking to any woman (im also a huge lottienat shopper so..)

laura lee: little baby lesbian who will sadly probably never really accept that and if she didn’t die, she would grow up and marry a christian guy and have a huge family. yes that thought pains me no i don’t want to talk about it

travis (yes i included travis): crazy one but he seems so transmasc to me, don’t ask me why it just radiates

side characters because i’m nice: genlissa are dating, i don’t know what kind of gay they are but they are some kind of gay!! mari has some queer moments, especially concerning lottie, so she’s a little bi to me, and akilah gives me straight.. sorry to all the tai and akilah shippers but she just seems like a valentina kind of person to me (get the reference please) 🫶🏼 ALSO CRYSTAL IS ONE OF THEM QUEERS!! her and misty matched each others freak on more levels than one.

not including some adult timeline side characters because most of them suck 💜 thank you sm for the ask this was so fun lol

[bunni-v1]

GOD!!! that smoking with lighter post… WOW!!!!! sorry need to run back into my cave with that………

i think… getting stoned with lighter? would that be fun? i could see him lighting a joint in your mouth with a zippo for sure 😋

Tw: Drug use; Bunni’s questionable choices freshman year

LMAO thanks mini ily 😭 I used to be the BIGGEST stoner my freshman year of college. I’m like 90% sure I went on a month long bender before finals where I was high 24/7, but it’s so blurry that I can’t remember how true that is. (My friends say that’s what happened so 💀)

I haven’t been high in likeeeee two ish years (yay sobriety)… but I miss it lowkey. Too bad I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend lol. And, well, my heart couldn’t handle it anymore. Anyway. Excuse any inaccuracies lol.

Unfortunately I’m pretty sure Lighter is kinda drug adverse? Idk, he at least doesn’t fuck hard with liquor which leads me to believe he’s not into smoking either but again where’s the fun in that lol.

I have a headcannon that he’s a lightweight no matter what he’s drinking/smoking, so it takes maybe two hits and he’s gone. (Depending on how strong the stuff is ig, but I only ever had crazy strong stuff so I am not a good judge here 💀) He’s the giggly kind too, everything is funny and he’s so smiley. Even things that aren’t funny, he’s smiling and giggling about like a moron.

He’s also incredibly affectionate with everyone, especially his partner. Leaning all over them, cooing at them, pressing kisses to their face. His obsession with them really comes out when he’s high. It’s adorable honestly, even though he always regrets it the day after.

He’s the kinda guy to also sit and stare for like hours and not realize time has passed. He’s just thinking bro, about what? I don’t think he even knows, but he’s doing it. The thoughts are happening.

Also, idk if this is typical for anyone but me but he has a comfort food he eats exclusively when high. It’s this disgustingly sugary cake that’s all chocolate and nothing else and would make the average person vomit. He almost always gets sick the day after cause that shit is genuinely so nasty, but when he’s gone it’s all he wants. (For me it was chocolate milk, and since I’m lactose intolerant it would fucking kill me in the morning.)

Oh my god, and my friends use to do this NASTY ASS thing (it’s kinda hot but like they were gross with it 💀), where one of them would take a nice long hit and then breath the smoke into their partners mouth. The partner would breathe in as much as they could and then they’d pretty much tongue fuck each other. That just screams Lighter to me idk.

He sucks are rolling joint and I think he’d prefer edibles if he had a choice. If not he’d rather smoke from a bowl unless someone else is rolling the joint for him. His hands are too big for that delicate kinda work. Cutie that he is.

Anyway, I think high Lighter is just a treat. Super out of character from his usual demeanor and I know he’s so fun to tease and mess with.

[fangirls-other-art]

It’s past midnight where I am and I’m still drawing these ladies lol

Please Do Not Repost!

Reblogging is appreciated but not necessary ^^

[rystiel]

shipping chart thoughts

(billford always happens and they always break up. ford was obsessed when bill was his muse, then bill is obsessed after they’re no longer together and he realizes what he lost) (this dynamic is just canon, really)

(fiddauthor is always present at some point but in one route they end up together after canon events, and in another route fidd moves on) (it’s possible that they had a thing in college but consider it “typical college experimentation” because it’s the 70s and denial is strong. they still go through canon events)

(fiddlestan only happens during the fiddlestan route. otherwise canon events stay the same and they barely actually interact with each other. in the fiddlestan route they work together in the 80s and grow old together)

(billstan isn’t really romantic but it is a one-sided obsession. bill just can’t stop obsessing over the stans… for very different reasons…) (dare i say an unrequited kismesis dynamic?)

(ford and stan are brothers. that’s it. leave them out of the shipping dynamics.)

(fiddlebill isn’t really included here but i feel like the only way this would happen is if bill was possessing ford and wanted to fuck with fidd by using his crush on ford against him) (this one’s basically only possible if it’s fiddauthor-adjacent)

[pickypickypeak]

[carpetbug]

Hi, some friends recommend me your feline au, what's about, the difference of the Canon and the kwamis swaps.

Oh and how you feel about fanarting your aus?

hi anon! thank u for asking <3

my Feline Blue AU is an alternate universe where, before picking ladybug and chat noir, Master Fu is hunted down and eventually murdered by Hawkmoth. Before he is killed, he passes guardianship down to Marinette, who happens to be an innocent passerby in the wrong place at the wrong time.

The kwamis explain everything to her, and after a long time of thinking, she decides to accept being guardian and begin fighting Hawkmoth. She knows she has to wield either the black cat or the ladybug, but having suddenly so much burden on her shoulders, the idea of being the hero that’s supposed to ‘save the day’ and ‘fix’ everything in the end is too overwhelming (and maybe the idea of being able to destroy anything she wants with a single touch is a bit too tempting after having so much of her life and choices ripped away). So, she becomes the black cat holder and Feline Blue comes into play!

I don’t want to give too much away as to how Adrien gets the earrings but I will tell you it is NOT Marinettes choice and she is NOT happy about it (but she doesn’t know it’s Adrien) :)

as for differences between canon - i’m going to try to follow the events of canon (as well as akumas), but i’m going to be altering them and adding new ones as well! but the main changes are:

The entire miracuclass gets different miraculous.

Marinette is much more reserved and passive, trying not to attract attention to her civilian self but ultimately isolating herself further in her role as guardian. She does still have her school friends, but she maintains a steady distance between all of them.

Marinette still has a crush on Adrien but that shit gets repressed hardcore.

Adrien wants to be Marinettes best friend and help get her out of her ‘shell’, much to her refusal.

Hawkmoth is a straight up murderer he doesn’t play around, which in turn makes Feline a bit ruthless.

Fu is gone, leaving only the kwamis to guide Marinette.

Chapters 3 and 4 are currently in the works, where we get to meet everyone’s favorite blonde boy, the first akuma attack, and our new heroes. I have so much planned for this AU, I promise it’ll be worth the wait <3

I LOVE fanart for my aus! you’re completely welcome to draw/write/make anything for this AU just please please please tag me for credit and so I can see it and add it to my hoard of art of them!

if you have any more questions feel free to ask away I love talking about this au lol

[rhaenyradelights]

you going mask off on being meh on rhaenicent definitely wasn't on my bingo card but i support you queen

“mask off” like i’ve been harboring this feeling the whole time and it’s Evil is so funny like fjdjdjdjd i enjoy them as a pairing, i enjoy them separately, im excited to see where they go from here i just thought their scene this season was extremely absurd and i can’t imagine what they have left to say to each other at this point in the story, much less narratively how they get back together in two episodes (and tbh not enough emotional/strategic change has even occurred to make a “reunion” between them feel like. impactful (to me). these are story issues and not rhaenicent issues lol.

but i think generally i view rhaenicent much different from the average person who Blogs About Them because like. the juice lays in the unspoken impossible crushed paths forward that neither of them could take, they inform each other’s actions but i dont like. start an episode hoping to see them interact bc it doesn’t make sense to me. i want weaponized anger and grief and dungeon sex, i’m not sitting here calling alicent a homotron or thinking rhaenyra is kissing mysaria but secretly thinking of alicent the whole time. so i guess in comparison that comes off as “meh” but imo i deeply care about them and their dynamic just not in the uwu way i see from self professed stans. and that’s fine! as i’ve always said they’re the triple leads and i love them all so im happy.

[pepperpixel]

*Twitching facedown on the floor, frothing and foaming at the mouth.*: Ghghghghgh…. Autoheart…. Songs…. So fitting…. For Simon, Betty, Magic Man…. Their sad sad polycule (A/N: their polycule I made up in my mind)….. oh my god. oh my god……

[johndonneswife]

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

also its really fucking telling that you think lesbian = terf. trans men and cis men cannot be lesbians. lesbians do not and cannot fuck cis/trans men. really insane that y’all see anything about lesbianism excluding men and automatically think it’s about.. women? i don’t know why y’all are so fucking obsessed with weaseling your way into a sexuality and gender identity that is exclusive of men, it’s almost like you hate it when ppl want to be away from them. lol

Oh it’s the TERF again lol.

I don’t associate lesbians with TERFs, but responding to someone mentioning trans issues with essentially “god forbid lesbians have anything” is the most obvious TERF calling card you could leave because we weren’t even talking about lesbians.

[lyriumsings]

forever ignoring the comparisons between gale and lucanis tbh

[thomas-jefferson-miku-binder]

katarina and talon's story is about brotherhood and about family about how messed up it can be. it’s about perfection and failure and everything in between. is about love and hatred and obsession and legacy: about what you do in life and what you leave behind.

throughout katarina's whole arc we see a woman being pressured by ghosts. it’s her father, the haunting of what noxus represents and the spectres of her failures. katarina begins the comic killing for noxus and talking about how she wants to die for it. she seems to be rounding up to decide she’ll be fighting for herself. she learns she’s something beyond a du couteau, something beyond a daughter and beyond a weapon. she’s katarina. she hopes that that’ll be enough.

talon's first lesson in life was that it was going to be harsh. he grew up poor and alone, an orphan of parents and of circumstances who learned the only way to keep living is to keep fighting. so that’s what he did. he fought. fought so well in fact that he ended up facing someone who could not be defeated, at least not by that talon. and then he was given another chance: you can die by my blade or join my arsenal. and so he did. he became the weapon of the man he failed to kill. henry du couteau saved his life in more than one sense. sure, he speared him, but he also gave him shelter and food and warm water to bathe in and fresh clothes with which to dress. talon was given the chance to stop surviving and start living. and he let it pass by. he tried, i do believe he did. but it’s hard to teach a blade other ways than that of blood.

while henry taught talon to be a soldier, katarina taught him to be a brother. i think he loves her and i think she loves him back, but old habits die hard and assassins are meant to kill.

it’s interesting to point out how henry du couteau was dead to katarina, and so his influence became a ghost, as i mentioned earlier. while talon very much knew he was alive so his power over him only grew. grew so much and so strong to the point that it made him blind, in more than one way. in a sense, katarina's blade was an attempt to make him see again.

[floral-hex]

So this chick has been on-and-off again stalking me since high school. I could go into paragraphs of detail (I was about to), but no one wants to read all of that. Suffice to say, I guess she’s had some kind of crush on me for about 15-20 years or so (why??), and every few years it seems she pops up somewhere contacting me to try to persuade me to give her a chance. I should mention we never talked in high school, I actively avoided her, told her I didn’t like her, etc. nothing doing.

Anyway, somehow she’s been on one of my social media pages and saw I was having a hard time lately, so she found my phone number (what?? I hate that you can just find that online) and texted me out of the blue yesterday. Usual protocol is ignore and block so I don’t piss off an unstable person, but they decided to be gross, so

I wasn’t planning on posting anything about this before. If they were creeping around on my pages, mentioning it would only feed into them. Maybe. I don’t know. But this just kind of made me really uncomfortable and their response was shitty. I could have been a lot meaner. I wanted to be. But whatever, that wouldn’t have helped. So I just blocked them and hope that this time it sticks. If they see this, then hey… not cool.

[sacredpit]

while i’m tekkenposting i get jinhwoa isn’t like the softest uwu fluffy ship out there but does every single fic have to be gut-wrenching angst like do u people rlly not see any happiness for them at all

[harmonizewithechoes]

It’s my middle child’s 3rd birthday today 🥺

3 years ago my partner was deployed overseas and couldn’t come home for the birth because the military didn’t want to spend so much time quarantining their soldiers. Fortunately I had help as my parents were watching my son (at the time just a month shy of 2) for a few days before my due date and we had moved across the street from my partner’s parents when we found out about the deployment. So I had his mom with me at the hospital holding up her phone while we got to have a rare video call with my partner as we welcomed our daughter into the world after a very quick labor. I then had two months with our two very little kids by myself before he came home. It was an incredibly hectic time and I’m still not quite sure how I was able to get through all of that but here we are with the sweetest little 3 year old (let’s call her C) we could have asked for 🥰

C loves to play dress up and she has specific characters she’ll play as where you can’t refer to her as her name or she’ll get mad. She’s not C she’s Dr C or Baby or Baby Kitty or Princess Bucket (this was her first character and yes she does put a bucket on her head as a crown). Her favorite game to play is hide and seek and she loves dance parties and drawing and she’s obsessed with her 1 year old sister. We love C so much and I’m so excited to see how she grows and changes and learns over this next year ❤️

[rosicheeks]

not to be a bit less wholesome than I’ve been all day but every time you post about your breeding kink my heart beats a little faster 👀💖

-🌸

What breeding kink??? 🫣🫣🫣🫠