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I just know Varka and Diluc have something hot going on

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do you have any thoughts on non penetrative sex with ifa? i feel like despite being teasy he's SUCH a considerate guy

Do I have thoughts on non-penetrative sex? Are you fucking kidding me? Yes I do. I loveeee non-penetrative sex, it's so sexy. Lucky you, it's 100% Ifa's favorite too.

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Ifa is a busy guy, there's no denying that. As much as he wishes he could take every day nice and slow, kick his feet back, and watch the sun set with you, that's simply not the case. He's got saurians (and some very stupid humans) to take care of, Ororon hovering around, and Cacucu in his ear 24/7, which already gets in the way of time spent with you. Adding sex in there is just another thing on his plate. (Not that he thinks sex with you is a burden, no, please don't stop having sex with him.) You've had to get used to the idea of... not going all the way, so to speak, in most of your sexual encounters.

Or, in a different direction, if you're just not ready Ifa has no problem with that either. He's not with you because he wants to have sex all the time, and if you don't want to have sex, he has two hands and a really creative mind. Honestly, if you never wanted to have sex with him, he would be completely fine with that, too. It's not like he was getting much action before anyway. But if you're just not ready for penetration, he's got plenty of ideas on how to get both of you off.

Just because he can't stick it in - which, believe me, he really wants to - doesn't mean it's not enjoyable. If there's one thing you can depend upon from Ifa, it's that you're gonna enjoy sex no matter what.

Most frequently, dry humping is his go-to for some quick relief. It takes a little longer than he'd like, but it's easier to pretend if someone (Cacucu) catches you than if his pants are around his ankles. Usually, he likes you on his thigh, hands on your hips, guiding you in nice little circular motions along it. Helping you with little encouraging bounces and cooed words. You always beg him for more, without fail, and he wants to give it to you... But if it goes too far, he won't be getting anything done, so nine times out of ten, he lets you finish and continues his day with an aching boner. Poor guy.

If he can take his time, though, it's like a torture session perfectly designed to make you lose your mind. He loves to sit back and just watch the show. Go on, try your best, he knows how badly you need him to finish. He also knows when you're getting to the point where it's not fun, and he'll step in and check on you and help you finish before you hit it.

Make-out sessions are also common, but they're usually something he would prefer to take his time with. He likes lazy and slow kisses; the build-up is the best part for him, and he can't do much with that if he's trying to do it fast. They're reserved for times where he can be more intimate with it, hands scratching at your scalp and squeezing your sides and thighs and anywhere they can reach. It's almost addicting how he kisses you, and he's more than happy to spend hours drawing it out if that's what you want to.

If you're feeling really needy and he can sacrifice a bit of time, he's happy to eat you out quickly. Sets you up on the table or laid out on the ground or whatever's most convenient, then just goes to town. It's a lot messier than when he can take his time, but it's like seeing Heaven's gate, honest to God. Painfully focused on your clit, fast and wet, and cleaned up and sent on your way just as fast. Efficient as always.

If you want to surprise him, slide under the table and give him head. It always takes him an embarrassingly long amount of time to process what's going on, and trust, the view is hilarious. He'll stare at you like you've lost your mind up until the point that you pop him in your mouth, then suddenly he's all complicit and relaxed. He's not a tugger or a pusher, just lets you do what you wanna do, he's happy with whatever you're offering. Sometimes he'll give you a "like that" or "that's good", but he's not a demanding guy.

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Hi! I’ve read your ifa writings and let me tell you they’re amazing 😭 please write more of him and reader if you have time of course. I’m getting obsessed with him tbh 😭

Have a nice day!

Bunni go through your askbox final boss.

This must have been sitting here for fucking months. Please feel free to shoot me with a gun, but thank you so much.

Ifa isn't usually the type of character I write for, but I have so much fun with him. That kinda laid back, cocky but somehow humble personality he has is so damn charming. I struggle to get it down, but I loveeeee when it hits.

I actually have a few requests I'm planning on working on... so do look forward to them. (Hopefully, maybe, pray for my motivation on the flight home.)

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My problem when I write is that I can't stop myself. I literally can't do drabbles like a normal person because my mind is like "ok, but you could keep going, and who's stopping you?" No one, that's the issue.

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yeah alr that’s what i thought

Okay, Marcus is bullying me so, do the people want Bunni’s thoughts on Tenna in a relationship

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The placeholder title of this commission I'm doing is literally called "Pure Vanilla Gets Cucked" in case anyone was curious.

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Okay, Marcus is bullying me so, do the people want Bunni’s thoughts on Tenna in a relationship

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I’m still not writing for deltarune but I was maladaptive daydreaming and a brilliant thought occurred to me for an AU. (This is NOT x reader content, btw!!! PLEASE do not read it as such)

Just like imagine with me, if you will, EARLY big shot era spamtenna. Not so early that like it’s all fresh and new, but early enough that they’re still kinda… feeling out their feelings for one another. It’s unsure and like odd, but they’re getting the hang of it little by little. They’re at a point where they think “this is okay, this is nice, i can handle whatever this is right now.”

Then, buddy comedy style, they have a small dirty child thrust upon them by fate. (I have no idea how aging works in cannon, just roll with me here guys)

Not sure how it would work specifically, maybe the little girl (it has to be a girl, my brain insists upon girl dad spamtenna) gets lost in Tenna’s studio somehow. Maybe someone finds her rummaging in the trash behind it. Those details aren’t super important, what IS important is that the kid doesn’t have a family or a place to call her own. She’s dirty, she’s hungry, and she’s completely helpless.

Tenna’s first reaction is, obviously, he has to take care of her. He loves kids! They’re little balls of energy, always excited and eager to play games and have fun. Does he know how to care for a small child? No! Is he remotely qualified? Absolutely not! But he’s seen Toriel and Asgore do it for a good portion of his life, he’s sure he can figure it out! And besides, Kris and Asriel LOVE him, if he can keep them happy surely he can take care of this little girl. Besides… she’s so… helpless. He’s got a bleeding heart (metaphorically… kind of…), how could he kick the scrawny shaking little thing out into the ruthless streets of TV world?

Spamton, however, doesn’t want anything to do with the kid. He’s not even the type to hate kids, he just knows he’s not equipped to deal with the responsibility of a child. That is a WHOLE person, and he’s got a lot of dangerous shit out his plate, he does NOT need to add a being that relies on him to the roster. He’s a paranoid selfish guy, and he really doesn’t want to reach out a hand to some random dirty kid… but he’s not a complete and total monster. He doesn’t STOP Tenna from taking the little girl in, cleaning her off, feeding her, singing her to sleep and getting her adorable stupid matching outfits with the two of them.

Tenna isn’t bad at caring for her, again, he’s seen it all before — he’s just… clunky in application. He’s big and he’s loud. He scares her sometimes with his jarring vocal delivery and jerky movements. Luckily, he’s really good at learning what people want and need and adjusting to that. He doesn’t know what to feed her, and he can’t really bathe her (wires and all lol), but he’s good at playing with her and making her smile. Her favorite thing is when he picks her up and puts her on his shoulders so she can “be tall too.” He’s very much instantly into the whole “I’m a father” thing, and it shows. Everyone can just see the way he glows when the little girl (HIS little girl) comes around to see him on set or in his office.

Spamton, expectedly, isn’t as quick to accept it. Again, nothing against the kid, but he didn’t sign up to play house (like he wasn’t already doing that). Oh, but that little girl loves him. To an extent that makes Tenna envious, but it’s not like he can help it. The little girl clings to his leg like he’s some kind of tree she’s trying to climb. She gets all excited and runs up to him whenever he enters a room, and she babbles on and on about nothing and everything — and he listens very intently, of course. He’s the one who ends up picking out what she needs to eat, he gives her baths, tucks her into bed and tells her stories to help her sleep when Tenna’s lullabies aren’t working. (Shit, he’s screwed himself AGAIN.)

It’s almost laughable how quickly they fall into a routine with her. Both of them taking turns scolding her for misbehaving (though, surprisingly, Tenna’s always a little more firm than spamton is), teaching her important life skills (like how to hustle or how to make a captivating performance), taking care of her during work hours (usually spamton job, but sometimes she gets to sit on Tenna’s lap while he works), and generally doing parental tasks with the little rascal. They don’t even realize how bad it’s gotten until one night — one where she INSISTED that “I can’t sleep without both Mr. Tenna and Mr. Spamton next to me!” — they catch themselves not only gazing at her like she’s the greatest thing since television (or email, if you wanna be technical), but at each other.

They catch each others eyes (?) more than once, but they can’t move or else they’ll wake her up. They don’t flinch when their hands brush, or how Spamton’s head falls onto Tenna’s shoulder over her head. It’s only a little awkward when she wakes them up the next morning for breakfast, chuckling to themselves for a moment before she’s stampeding through Tenna’s penthouse like she owns the place.

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I refuse to write for undertale/deltarune (i can be convinced), but Tenna is the best BPD rep i’ve seen in media ever (exaggeration(?)). I have never had a character sum up my own personal experiences with the disorder so well, and he left me in actual tears multiple times. I NEVER thought I’d get to see the day BPD would be represented in such a way, but I underestimated Tony Trickster again.

Anyway play undertale and deltarune toby fox is awesome and everyone should experience the soul crushing soundtracks and stories he makes.

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i’m not dead, i just finished my finals week. i have two more essays due next week and then i SHOULD have some free time to write (AFTER i finish my commission that should’ve been done FOREVER ago).

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hear me out

caleb gets bored. uses evol. mc gets rotisserie chickened via evol

additionally, caleb does this and sings like “you spin my right right baby right round”

Oh yeah 100% he does stupid shit like this all the time. While he does respect your autonomy and knows when he’s going too far… he’s also annoying as shit. People forget he’s the older brother type, like… Caleb is so obnoxious, I know this as truth.

Air jail is a very common occurrence in your household, because what’s more funny than flipping you upside down and holding you in midair is while you pout and flail uselessly. He likes it when you beg to be put down, he thinks it’s the funniest thing in the world honestly.

He also does that thing where he puts stuff he knows you’ll need just out of reach so you have to ask him for help. Or, alternatively, you climb on his shelves and give him a heart attack as you wobble trying to reach for it whatever you’re looking for. To which he picks you up and puts you on the ground with a, “Just ask me next time before you split your head open.” As if he wasnt the source of the issue.

Oh and he’s also a tickler, like the actual worst most evil person ever. You sass him? Tickles. You do something stupid? Tickles. You do something so cute he short circuits? Tickles. It’s the worst, but isn’t it so endearing? He loves to hear you laugh, even if you’re kicking at him and telling him how you’re gonna “kick his ass” in revenge.

He’s just soooo annoying and it’s soooooo cute, how could you possibly stay mad at your overgrown german shepherd of a boyfriend?

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Something I see people get wrong about Caleb consistently is either they lean too hard into brat tamer and make him so mean he’s practically unidentifiable from himself, OR they make him too soft and hapless to the MCs needs. BOTH are fun and valid takes on his character, but RARELY do I see my own personal favorite version of sexy Caleb.

Caleb, in my mind, is both a brat enabler and a brat tamer. He loves enabling his partner to push his buttons, he loves it when they get under his skin. It’s proof that they’re close, in his mind. So, sometimes, he urges them to keep going. He’ll rile them up so they push more, get more annoying, really “piss him off”. Then, when he’s decided they’ve gone far enough, he’ll switch from playful to domineering. Pushing their body the same way they pushed him past his limits. Relishing in the fun of watching them beg for forgiveness from the punishment he manipulated them into deserving.

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Everyone in the lads fandom is so polite it’s wigging me out I’m wayyyy to used to the abusive language from anime fans

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sigh… wedding headcannons coming…

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Personally just wanted to say; your blog is a breathe of fresh air.

I'm a trans guy and a lot of the Y/N's here are women based or fem presenting based. Or people just assume Y/N is always a women for some reason, and y'all making a lot of gender neutral content is so refreshing. Also love your writing! Keep up the good work! Have a good day / afternoon / night!

Thank you! I make a point of being inclusive, even if I default to fem bodied for nsfw, it’s because that’s what I know. I am always willing to write non-fem reader, and I usually avoid describing reader as fem when I can unless it has plot relevance. I want everyone to feel included, so I try to be as neutral as possible when I write, I’m glad it shows.

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i have sworn never to ever play any of infold's games (after the 1.5 infinity nikki issues) but ur writing for caleb might just sway me to download it

(/not srs bcs even if i wanted to, i wouldnt have the space for the game lmao, your smut writing for him got me feeling *twirls hair, giggling like a maniac* its soooo delicious im snorting your prose like crack)

It’s such a compliment when I get asks like these. Like no way my writing is that good 😭

I don’t actually play it on my phone, I play it on bluestacks on my computer. I don’t have the space on my old ass iphone 10, and it would run right on it anyway 💀 When I get back to the states and get a new phone maybe.

If you don’t want to play the game there’s TONS of ways to watch cards and shit online. I would suggest it cause they’re so good…

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WAIT. YOU LIKE CRK AND LADS? OH MY GOF I HAVE FOUND NOBODU WHO LIKES BOTH

LMAO, yeah i like both. Lads is a super new thing, but like yeah I like both. I mostly write for whatever I want or whatever I’m feeling, I’m on a lads kick so I’ve been mostly making wips of that lol